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Thanks for waiting,
Miss Pierce.
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Please, just call me Brittany.
Brittany.
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This is
Dr. Leonard Halpman.
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I am Dr. Donald Langdon, the dean of the
mathematics department here at MIT.
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Brittany, when MIT
heard about...
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your near-perfect
S.A.T. score,
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we were
a little skeptical.
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A 0.2 grade point
is practically unheard of.
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That means you've never
gotten higher than a D-minus.
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Is that why I had to take
that math test this morning?
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We needed to see
for ourselves...
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if you were
MIT material.
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- And how did I do?
- You scored a zero.
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Brittany, you lack
a basic understanding...
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of even
the simplest arithmetic.
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I don't know why you couldn't have used
a number-two pencil, like we asked.
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Filling out the ovals
in crayon...
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broke our Scantron machine.
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I'm sorry.
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However, we would
like to ask you...
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about these numbers...
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that you scribbled
on the back of your test.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I didn't know any of the answers
on the test, so...
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I had all these numbers
swirling around in my head,
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so I just decided to write them all down
so my brain would stop feeling so tickly.
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Jill.
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Brittany, this is no
ordinary series of numbers.
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When you start in the upper left-hand
corner and read it from left to right,
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- it's a prime number.
- Okay.
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Normally you'd need a supercomputer
to find a prime number that large.
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Totes. But when you start
from the upper right...
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and read it
from right to left,
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you get Avogadro's constant.
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- Sweet. - But that's not
even the most amazing part.
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When you start in the lower left-hand corner
and read the number counterclockwise,
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you get Planck's constant,
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which is the fundamental unit of
measurement in quantum mechanics.
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[ Chuckles ] VV-VV-VV-VVe don't
even know what it means.
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We believe that
what we are now calling...
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the Brittany Code-
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The Brittany Code.
will go down in history...
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as the most important scientific
breakthrough of the 21 st century.
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Oh, my God.
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That is...
totally a-amazing.
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I thought you were gonna
tell me that I was an idiot,
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and that's bullying,
and I won't tolerate that.
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Brittany, it's possible
that you may be...
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the most brilliant scientific
mind since Albert Einstein.
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No way.
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And that is why
we here at MIT...
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would like to
present to you...
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a very unusual proposition.
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[ Thunderclap]
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[ Ryder]
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All right, guys-
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It's finally here.
Regionals.
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I just found out, because of safety
concerns related to late-season tornadoes,
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Indianapolis has declined
to host the competition.
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So, as defending champions,
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we're having regionals here,
in our auditorium.
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- [All Gasping, Murmuring ]
- Home court advantage, yo! Whoo!
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Now, because of a sexting scandal at
Our Lady of Perpetual Loneliness,
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their glee club,
the Nun-Touchables,
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has been excommunicated
by the new pope.
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They've been replaced by the
world-famous boys of Ziegler Prep,
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the Waffletoots.
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- Like cake farts?
- They're really good.
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The Hoosierdaddies are still
the odds-on favorite.
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Their lead vocalist,
Frida Romero,
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is a tiny juggernaut
of talent.
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We are in for
the fight of our lives.
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So, let's get real.
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[ Will] There comes a moment in every
pen'ormer's life that defines him or her,
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sometimes for
the rest of their career.
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This is our moment.
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We've struggled,
we've endured,
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and now we must triumph.
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And speaking of that, I want us
all to just take a momem'...
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to send some positive energy
to one of our very own.
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She has her final callback
for Funny Girl today.
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[ Door Opens ]
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Rachel Berry.
We're ready for you.
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[ Will] So, let's all give a big
round of applause to Rachel,
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wherever she is.
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[ Students Applauding ]
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Hi, I'm Rachel Berry,
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and I'll be auditioning for
the role of Fanny Brice today,
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and I'll be singing
“To Love You More”...
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by Celine Dion.
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♪ Take me ♪
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♪ Back into the arms I love ♪
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♪ Need me A'
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♪ Like you did
before ♪
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♪ Touch me once again ♪
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♪ And remember when ♪
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♪ There was no one that you ♪
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♪ Wanted more ♪
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♪ I'll be waiting
for you ♪
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♪ Here inside my heart ♪
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♪ I'm the one ♪
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♪ Who wants
to love you more ♪
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♪ You will see ♪
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♪ I can
give you ♪
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♪ Everything you need ♪
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♪ Let me be the one ♪
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♪ To love you more ♪
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♪ Some WW 3
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♪ All the love that we had ♪
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♪ Can be saved ♪
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♪ Whatever
it takes ♪
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♪ We'll find a way;
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♪ Believe me ♪
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♪ I will make you see ♪
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♪ All the things
that your heart ♪
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♪ Needs to know;
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♪ I'll be waiting ♪
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♪ Here inside
my heart ♪
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♪ I'm the one ♪
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♪ Who wants to love you more ♪♪
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♪♪ [vocalizing ]
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♪♪ [ Ends ]
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Thank you, Rachel.
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We'll let you know.
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[School Bell Rings]
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You can only do this once,
so it has to be perfect.
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It has to be,
you know, special.
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Are you actually talking
about a marriage proposal?
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Dude,
we're in high school.
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You're not ready to get married,
and I'm not letting you.
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Well, I'm not asking for your permission.
I'm already gonna do it.
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What I'm asking for is your help about
how to do this- from my best friend.
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Okay. And as your best friend,
I need to remind you...
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just a few weeks ago
you were totally confused.
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You didn't even know where
Kurt stood with this Adam guy.
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Well, I don't remember you
being this introspective...
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when you were asking Brittany
to marry you.
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One, I don't even know what that means,
and two, we thought the world was ending.
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And when we realized it wasn't,
I regretted it.
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Will you listen to yourself?
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You sound exactly like the rest of the
world, saying “lt's not time yet.”
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Well, you know what?
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People like me have been hearing that
for hundreds and hundreds of years.
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This is happening. I am
gonna ask Kurt to marry me.
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And not only are you
one of my best friends,
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but I was kind of hoping that
you would be my best man.
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So let me know if you,
uh, change your mind.
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Someone has to do the right thing here.
No, stop. No.
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Five, six, seven,
eight, nine-
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Uh, are Joe
and Sugar here?
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Present, Mr. Schue.
[All Cheering ]
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Come on.
Great. Okay.
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Guys, I have finalized
our set list.
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We are going with
“lLovelf' by lcona Pop.
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[ Sugar] I love it! Yes.
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[Will ] “Hall of Fame” by
The Script and will.i.am.
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And Marley's original song,
"All or Nothing.”
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[ Murmuring,
Chattering ]
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Hey, Mr. Schue, what about my
original song? Do you remember?
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♪ My cup, “W CUP 4'
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[Artie, Brittany]
♪ Say what's up ♪
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♪ To my cup. my CUP 3;'
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“My Cup” is one of a kind, but
we're going with Marley's song.
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Oh, come on. Boo.
Two thumbs down.
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The only way to polish that turd of a
song is with my angelic alto voice.
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[Jake]
Whoa.
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So I demand to sing it
as a solo.
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And I demand to sing all
the good songs as solos.
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Everyone can snap their fingers
and march around behind me.
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Tina, please make an exact replica
of Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar dress.
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- Um, no?
- Um, yes.
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Let me break it down.
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No one in this musty choir room
compares to my megawatt star power.
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Blaine, you're shorter than
your average lawn gnome.
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Joe, you look like
a Yucatén spider monkey.
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Tina is-
You know, she's Tina.
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Baby, I love you, but you're
really out of line here.
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Stop texting. I'm trying to talk to you.
It's really rude.
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Did you seriously just break
up with me... via text?
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Yeah, as fascinated as I am by your
down-filled, pillow-soft lips...
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that are 10 times too big
for your face,
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I really miss my sweet,
sweet lady kisses.
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Sorry/not sorry.
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Moving on, I repeat-
I require all the solos.
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That's just the way
it's gonna be.
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Brittany,
why are you doing this?
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Well, I'm just living your lesson, Mr.
Schue. It's all or nothing.
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[ Brittany] All or nothing!
[ Sighs ]
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[ Knocking ]
Come in!
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[ Knocking ]
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I said, come in!
[ Pounding ]
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- What the hell are you doing? - I'm
nailing my Ninety-five Theses to the door.
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Your 95 what?
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They're 95 reasons
why I'm quitting the Cheerios.
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“Number one. It is true that
members of the Cheerios...
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received illegal salaries
and kickbacks.
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Last year alone, I earned $5,000.
Number two”-
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I can read them myself without you
reading them to me like I'm some idiot.
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“Number three.
Last year Sue Sylvester...
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locked seven Cheerios in a dog crate
in order to potty-train them.”
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What are you doing?
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I soaked my uniform
in lighter fluid overnight...
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and will now solemnize my departure from
the Cheerios by lighting it on fire.
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Oh! Lord Jesus! This fool done
tried to set my hair on fire!
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Okay, guys, listen up. Uh, first
up, we're gonna tackle lcona Pop.
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[ Phone Buzzing ] It's got a unique
beat, but not entirely different from-
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All right, look. I'm sorry. Excuse me, Mr.
Schue, but I've gotta say something.
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Okay -
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[ Sighs ]
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Look, so I hate to pull a Brittany
here, but the bottom line is,
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I'm not performing in regionals
until catfish reveals themselves.
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This whole situation is out
of hand and needs to end.
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Look, I'm serious. Okay?
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I can't take it anymore.
It-It's tearing me apart and-
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Someone in this room is playing games
with me, and I want to know who!
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- So just say who it is.
- I don't think it's any of us.
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Everybody pull out
your phones right now!
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Ryder, relax, man. I know
this is upsetting, but- Dude!
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Nobody is going to admit it
for fear of being murdered.
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I've told this person everything,
and I want to know who it is.
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I know you're upset, but- No, you
don't know. Okay? Who is it?
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It's not me.
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All right, fine. If nobody's gonna say
anything, I want to see your phones.
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Are you serious?
Pull out your texts.
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I'm serious! Texts!
[All Shouting ]
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[11na] Whoever it
is, just say it
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Who is it?
It's me.
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I'm catfish.
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What? What do you-
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No, I-I-I asked you.
You swore to me.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean
for this to happen.
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Look, just take it easy,
Ryder, okay?
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This was just a little joke.
Things got out of hand.
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[ Scoffs ] What, you're-
you're defending her?
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Are you kidding me?
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What's wrong
with you people?
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Ryder.
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[Sam ]
Marley, that's messed up.
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00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,846
Well, if you were asking me to
marry you, I'd want that big one.
241
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,082
My fingers are on
the larger side,
242
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,083
and you have to figure,
with my build,
243
00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,084
after we have a few babies I
may put on a couple of pounds.
244
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,811
Tina, I'm looking
for a ring for Kurt.
245
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,008
He is so lucky.
246
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,924
Those are engagement rings.
247
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,571
That's good, because I'm
looking to get engaged.
248
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,645
I am constantly telling my nieces
and nephews to wear condoms.
249
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,563
- It's for my boyfriend.
- I'm not pregnant.
250
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,927
He used to be my boyfriend.
It was- The whole thing-
251
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,446
It's very complicated.
I won't get into it.
252
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,649
Basically, I love him very much, and I want
to spend the rest of my life with him,
253
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,802
so I'm going to ask him
to marry me.
254
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,645
Tell me about your man.
255
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,569
Really?
256
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,324
Is he your soul mate?
257
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,562
Yes, he is.
258
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,045
I met Liz
when we were 18.
259
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,488
It was at a Styx concert, back
when they were doing hard rock,
260
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,848
not this weird robot stuff.
261
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,882
We've been together
ever since.
262
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,930
Doesn't matter
how young or old you are.
263
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,367
True love is true love.
264
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,250
My friends have been
giving me so much flak.
265
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,124
If we all had listened,
266
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,847
we wouldn't be moments away from the
Supreme Court finally telling us...
267
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:13,005
that we are just as crazy and
awesome as everybody else.
268
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,044
- Hey, dude. - Don't try to
stop me. I'm doing this, okay?
269
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,043
I love you,
and I want to support you,
270
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,248
so if you're really gonna do this,
I'm helping you pick out the ring.
271
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,283
I have,like, the best taste.
IS this him?
272
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,569
- No. Oh, no. - I mean, he wants
to do me, but we're just friends.
273
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,489
Sam.
Jan.
274
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,161
Would you excuse us for just a moment?
Yeah, sure.
275
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,204
[ Whispering ] ldon1-
You do want to do me.
276
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,011
Uh, forgive me
for being pushy,
277
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,527
but do you have anyone
to advise you on this?
278
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,602
Someone who would
really understand?
279
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,126
Someone... gay?
280
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,850
Yeah. [ Chuckles ] Not really.
281
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,400
I just want you guys
to see what's possible...
282
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,801
when two people
really love each other.
283
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,529
Sound good?
284
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,807
[School Bell Rings]
285
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,886
Brittany, have a seat.
We need to chat.
286
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,406
I thought you were teaching
aerobics to fat soccer moms.
287
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,403
Well, I had to stop by
the teachers' lounge...
288
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,687
to retrieve my baby's
placenta in the fridge.
289
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,561
Brittany, Sue and I
are very worried about you.
290
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,563
And we need to know
what's going on.
291
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,642
I refuse to speak to
either of you in this office.
292
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,770
It's dusty and drab, and Mr. Schue's Teacher
of the Year picture really creeps me out.
293
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,922
There's only one place
that I'll talk.
294
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,800
My turf, my rules,
my fondue.
295
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,887
♪ Fondue for two ♪
296
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,203
♪ That's some hot dish
Fondue for two ♪♪
297
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,442
Welcome back
to Fondue for Two.
298
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,000
Tonight's guests are two sworn
enemies who became friends,
299
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,890
then became enemies again, then
became friends again, then enemies,
300
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,440
and then everybody
stopped caring.
301
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,443
Sue Sylvester
and Will Schuester.
302
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,483
It's great to be here.
[Whispers ] Yeah.
303
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,404
Oh, my goodness, this
fondue smells disgusting.
304
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,683
It's like somebody poured chardonnay on a
homeless woman who'd been dead several days.
305
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,285
Yeah, fantastic.
306
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,603
So, Mr. Schue, is it true that you and
Emma are finally getting married?
307
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,682
- Yeah, it looks like it.
- Awesome.
308
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,889
Do you plan on having children, or just continue
to have weirdly intimate relationships...
309
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,610
with high school students
instead of children?
310
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,002
- No, we'd like to have kids.
- Speaking of kids, Sue Sylvester.
311
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:17,563
What if I were to tell you that I know the
true identity of your baby's celebrity father?
312
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,722
I would say
that's highly unlikely.
313
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,371
What if I were to tell you that I know
for a fact that it's Michael Bolton?
314
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,284
I would say
that you have no proof.
315
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,842
Well, Michael Bolton played
in a concert in Columbus, Ohio,
316
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,127
nine months to the day
before your daughter was born.
317
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,489
Also, Robin's birth certificate says
she was born in “Ol' Milton Beach,”
318
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,767
which is an anagram
for “Michael Bolton.”
319
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,081
Also, Michael Bolton
has a new album out,
320
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:44,688
and track number one is called “So Proud
to Be Your Father, Robin Sylvester.”
321
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,003
Yes, Michael Bolton and I
met in 1994 in Los Angeles...
322
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,051
when I punctured his windpipe with a
letter opener at Kate Mantilini's...
323
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,044
where he was having lunch,
andljusthappened to be doing my taxes.
324
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:59,444
He choked after inhaling in a chunk of
his own hair, and I saved his life.
325
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,329
He's owed me a favor
ever since.
326
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,243
And just in case
you're wondering,
327
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,641
Michael Bolton
is a fantastic lover.
328
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,728
Wow. we did it all night, Will.
329
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,043
- We did it every which way.
- Cool.
330
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,122
[ Ringing ]
331
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,765
[Line Ringing]
Pick up.
332
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,729
[ Ringing ]
333
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,486
Did hell just freeze over, or did you
just White Chocolate butt-dial me?
334
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,921
- Look, I need to talk to you.
- Sorry. No can do, Trouts.
335
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,923
I just got back
from a dance class...
336
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,446
and I'm already
five minutes late for drinks...
337
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,000
with this insanely hot
off-Broadway choreographer.
338
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,650
- It's about Brittany.
- Obviously.
339
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,404
- She broke up with me.
- Inevitably.
340
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,211
She's been acting really weird since
she met with those people at MIT.
341
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,203
She even dropped out
of regionals.
342
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,329
Are we sure it's not just
Britney 3.0 Week in Glee Club?
343
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,528
Look, okay, I know I'm not
your favorite person,
344
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,604
but you also know that I'd help
you if you ever asked me to.
345
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,931
Something-
Something's wrong.
346
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,809
I'm asking you
for help.
347
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,566
It was love at first Styx.
That's what we always say.
348
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,445
Well, the irony was that we met
at the concert, you know.
349
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,241
We grew up in the same town a few blocks from
each other. We went to the same high school.
350
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,641
- You guys are like a Nora Ephron movie.
- Exactly.
351
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,007
- Did you go to prom together?
- Yeah.
352
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,003
Well, we went together
as a group.
353
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,606
We took boys, of course.
Merle and Tommy.
354
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,523
- Ooh. - [ Laughing
] Those poor boys!
355
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,921
- Oh, no.
- They had no idea what was going on.
356
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,241
It was different times then,
you know.
357
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,529
There were no gay clubs
atschooL
358
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,002
Nobody talked about it.
We had no representation.
359
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,287
Somehow
we always found a way.
360
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,921
That summer we went on a bus
tour of the United States.
361
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,128
We saw all the sights.
362
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,488
And in the end, we decided
we liked Ohio the best.
363
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,085
Yeah. Yeah.
364
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,562
Came back, moved in together,
got each other through college.
365
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,842
And we broke up twice.
Mmm.
366
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,686
Got back together again twice. And
then we bought the house in Lima.
367
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,762
What haven't
we seen from our porch?
368
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,450
Nothing.
Hmm.
369
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,324
AIDS.
Yeah.
370
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,890
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
371
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,490
Ellen.
[Laughs]
372
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,609
We've seen it all,
side by side.
373
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,809
Remember when we couldn't even
do this in public- hold hands?
374
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,609
Oh, yeah.
375
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,489
You guys are so sweet.
376
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,086
But when I asked, “How did you guys meet?” I
actually meant, “How did you meet Blaine?”
377
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,690
Oh!
[ Clears Throat]
378
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,285
At the mall.
379
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,488
I was clothes shopping
with Tina,
380
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,211
and we were at
the food court at Sbarro,
381
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,442
and Jan and I
just got to talking.
382
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,251
And I said, “Why don't we continue
this over dinner at Breadstix?”
383
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,840
We've been coming here 20 years.
Thirty.
384
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,002
Thirty years?
Wow.
385
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,010
We camped out for the grand opening.
Yes, we did.
386
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,003
Well, I'm glad
you recommended it, Jan.
387
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,481
It's been great and really
inspiring to hear your story.
388
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,770
You know, we don't really have too many gay
and lesbian role models to look up to, so-
389
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,208
- You guys are a sweet couple.
- Uh, we're not a couple.
390
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,324
Would you have married me
if I had asked you?
391
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,323
I mean,
if we were allowed to?
392
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,165
I always said yeah,
as soon as it's legal in Ohio.
393
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,681
It will be, eventually. Yeah.
394
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:02,124
But in the meantime, there are still
plenty of places where it's legal.
395
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:07,127
And so,
Elizabeth Margaret Stevens,
396
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,170
will you legally marry me?
397
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,720
- Oh! Oh! ' [ Woman] Oh, my God!
398
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,041
[ Bystanders Exclaiming ]
Yes.
399
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,646
[Cheering ]
[ Laughing ]
400
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,923
Whoo!Whoo!
401
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,804
[School Bell Rings]
402
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,405
Hey. Can we talk?
403
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,482
Why don't you just text me?
404
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,121
I know it was wrong,
and I know you're hurt,
405
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,966
but you're taking it out on
everyone, and that's not fair.
406
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,560
We need you for regionals!
You don't need me.
407
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,564
Jake's a better dancer, Artie's a
better singer and Sam's better looking.
408
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,768
Now you're just
feeling sorry for yourself.
409
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,002
We're not competing with each other.
We're a team and-
410
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,367
Why?
411
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,608
Why what?
I need to know why.
412
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,490
You say we're a team, but you've been
lying to me and messing with my head.
413
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,331
I need some kind of explanation if I'm
gonna go to regionals- [ Wade ] Because-
414
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,731
Because I know
I'm not your vision of beauty.
415
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,045
Wait. I-It-It was-
416
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,130
Yes, I'm Unique,
a.k.a. Wade,
417
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,761
a.k.a. Katie,
a.k.a. catfish.
418
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,083
Marley, I love you, but you don't
have to cover for me anymore.
419
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,401
It started off
innocent at first.
420
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:23,566
Then he started telling me things and- [
Sniffles ] it got way too deep to stop.
421
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,247
And you don't know how long it's been
since I felt this close to someone...
422
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,642
without all of this
getting in the way.
423
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,650
I know you're probably
gonna punch me in the face,
424
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,929
but the truth is, I reached out
to you because I liked you.
425
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,561
So I got a picture of a cute
blonde to make you like me back.
426
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,569
But all the stories,
all the jokes,
427
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,291
the connection that we had,
that was all me.
428
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,806
And that was all real.
429
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,804
I'm sorry
I stayed hidden, but...
430
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,611
I didn't do it
to hurt you.
431
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,489
I just-
432
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,530
I really don't want
to lose what we have.
433
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,925
We don't have anything.
434
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,203
I'm not gonna punch you
in the face.
435
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,205
But I'm also not gonna
talk to you ever again.
436
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,568
♪ Fondue for two ♪
437
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:34,646
Hello again, and welcome to yet another
very special episode of Fondue for Two-
438
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,008
I am joined by my former
lady lover, Santana Lopez.
439
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,844
[ /I//e0 M/ing ]
Let's get started.
440
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,201
Thank you again for taking
the Lima Express...
441
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,567
all the way from New York City-
again- to be here.
442
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,564
Well, actually, Britt, I came here
to talk to you, not do a show, but-
443
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,722
Well, it's the same thing.
So true or false?
444
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,723
Lady Hummel
and Grandma Berry...
445
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,723
both play bingo
down at the V.A...
446
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,689
and knit alpaca mittens
on Saturday nights.
447
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,928
No. No. Totally false. I wish they
were that exciting. Oh, shoot.
448
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,241
But seriously, Britt, enough is enough.
I'm turning this off.
449
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,722
What are you doing? Lord Tubbington's a
stiokler for continuity in editorial.
450
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,441
Brittany, stop it. Seriously, what
the hell is going on with you?
451
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,684
You're acting like a completely different
person, and it's making me sad.
452
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,411
Well, get over it.
Sadness is stupid.
453
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,290
Britt,
I still care about you,
454
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,364
as a person
and as a friend, and...
455
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,363
this just isn't you.
456
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,002
What I'm about to tell you is going
to change everything, Santana.
457
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,083
Oh, I made it. Hi.
Hey.
458
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,128
Sorry.
I'm so nervous.
459
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,488
I had to run and get us some
gummy bears to calm my stomach.
460
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,047
No wonder you're nervous. You're wearing
white. That's not exactly your lucky color.
461
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,084
I think you'll find our luck's about
to change, Santana. [ Bell Dinging ]
462
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,481
I'm gonna go check
on the kids.
463
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,608
[ Emcee ] Ladies and
gentlemen, boys and girls,
464
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:59,130
welcome to the 2013 Greater Midwest
High School Show Choir Regionals.
465
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,250
Now, please raise the roof for our
distinguished panel of judges.
466
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,210
Executive Director of Ohio
State Supermax Penitentiary,
467
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,329
Warden William Bobby!
[Audience Cheering ]
468
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,405
Wrongfully accused football legend
Coach “Fingers” Shafranski.
469
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,960
[Audience Cheering ]
470
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,931
And Indiana 's number one
circus contortionist,
471
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,128
Lady Marvelous!
472
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,726
[Audience Cheering ]
473
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,122
First up- Their parents are rich
and ('heir voices are golden.
474
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,046
From Ziegler Prep in Cincinnati,
it's The Waffletoots!
475
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,771
[Audience Cheering ]
476
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,371
♪ Why are there so many ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
477
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,286
♪ Songs about rainbows ♪
478
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,001
♪ And what's on the other;
479
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,130
♪ Side? ♪
480
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,481
♪ Rainbows are visions ♪
481
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,525
♪ But only illusions ♪
482
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,682
♪ And rainbows ♪
483
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:09,608
♪ Have nothing to hide ♪
484
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,763
[ All ]
♪ Someday we'll find it ♪♪
485
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,565
♪♪ [ Continues ]
Marley was right.
486
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,483
Ryder. Thank God.
487
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,769
I'm only upset with one person. It
wouldn't be fair to punish the whole team.
488
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,684
Thank you.
[ Exhales]
489
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,330
All right.
[ Chuckles ]
490
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,330
But, uh, I have done a lot
of thinking, ♪♪ [ Ends ]
491
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,647
And after regionals is
over, [Audience Cheering ]
492
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,564
I'm officially leaving Glee Club.
I'm sorry, Mr. Schue.
493
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,883
From North Valley Central High School in
Indianapolis, the crossroads of America,
494
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,964
it is ('he H0 osierdaddiesl
[Audience Cheering ]
495
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,721
♪ I dive into frozen waves ♪
496
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,088
♪ Where the past comes
back to life ♪
497
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,171
♪ Fight fear
for the selfish pain ♪
498
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,363
♪ It was worth it
every time ♪
499
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,883
♪ Hold still
right before we crash ♪
500
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,521
♪ 'Cause we both know
how this ends ♪
501
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,246
♪ A clock ticks
till it breaks your glass ♪
502
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,210
♪ And I drown in you again ♪
503
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,123
♪ 'Cause you are
a piece of me ♪
504
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,444
♪ I wish I didn't need ♪
505
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,808
♪ Chasing relentlessly;
506
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,965
♪ Still fight
and I don't know why ♪
507
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,691
♪ If our love ♪
508
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,046
♪ Is tragedy ♪
509
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,329
♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪
510
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,244
♪ If our love's ♪
511
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,651
♪ Insanity;
512
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,520
♪ Why are you my clarity? ♪
513
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,564
♪♪ [ Chorus Vocalizing ]
[Audience Cheering ]
514
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,931
♪ Why are you my clarity? ♪
515
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,527
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
516
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,690
♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪
517
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,208
- ♪ Hey. hey .l' ♪
- [Audience Cheering ]
518
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,489
♪♪ [ Intro]
519
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,689
♪ Mama told me not
to waste my life ♪
520
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:34,288
♪ She said, “Spread your wings,
my little butterfly ♪
521
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:38,126
♪ Don't let what they say
keep you up at night;
522
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,489
♪ And if they give you hell
then they can walk on by” ♪
523
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,121
♪ My feet, feet can't
touch the ground ♪
524
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,328
♪ And I can't hear a sound ♪
525
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,768
♪ But you just keep on
running up your mouth, yeah ♪
526
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,571
♪ Walk
Walk on over there ♪
527
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,927
♪ 'Cause I'm too fly
to care ♪
528
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,765
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
529
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,969
♪ Your words
don't mean a thing ♪
530
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,247
♪ I'm not listening ♪
531
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,449
♪ Keep talking
All I know is ♪
532
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,888
♪ Mama told me not
to waste my life ♪
533
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,005
♪ She said, “Spread your wings,
my little butterfly ♪
534
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,449
♪ Don't let what they say
keep you up at night;
535
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,727
♪ And they can't detain you ♪
536
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,600
♪ 'Cause wings are made
to fly” ♪
537
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,765
♪ No, we won't let nobody
bring us down ♪
538
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,811
♪ No matter what you say,
it won't hurt me ♪
539
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:39,204
♪ Don't matter if I fall
from the sky ♪
540
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:43,530
♪ These wings
are made to fly ♪♪
541
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,802
You came. All right. Hi.
542
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,601
All right, everybody.
Show circle. Come on in.
543
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,684
[Chattering ]
544
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,288
[ Brittany] New Directions.
[ Chuckles ]
545
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,443
Um, before
we go onstage,
546
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,000
I have something I
want to tell you guys.
547
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,967
I got offered
early admission to MIT.
548
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,486
- [ Gasping, Clapping ]
- Yeah!
549
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,610
I never thought that I would graduate high
school, let alone go to college, so...
550
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,684
I have to jump on this offer
before it gets taken away.
551
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,331
They want me
to leave immediately.
552
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,802
That's why I had that meltdown.
[ Sighs ]
553
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,928
Um,
554
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,923
my entire life,
555
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,522
people have always told me
that I was stupid.
556
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,605
And... after a while
I started to believe them.
557
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,643
And it wasn't until...
558
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,206
I walked in this room-
[ Sniffles ]
559
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,203
And I joined this club...
560
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,647
that I really started
believing in myself.
561
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,724
And as soon as I did that,
as soon as...
562
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,283
I started believing that
maybe I was smart after all,
563
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,801
I think
the whole world did too.
564
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,450
[ Sniffles ]
565
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,520
I'm really
gonna miss you guys.
566
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,688
'Cause you guys
are like my family.
567
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,201
Mr. Schue's like our dad.
568
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,964
[All Laughing ]
569
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:24,171
And Mercedes and Tina
and Sugar...
570
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,083
and Mercedes-
[ Chuckles ]
571
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,766
You guys are all
like my sisters.
572
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,411
And Mike Chang
and Blaine and Jim,
573
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,608
you guys are
all like my brothers.
574
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,967
- My name's Joe.
- And Artie.
575
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,241
You're like
the boy next door who...
576
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,881
builds robots in his basement
and who I take his virginity.
577
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,328
And Jake and Marley
and Ryder and Kitty,
578
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,006
you guys are all like
the foster kids...
579
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,562
- who come to live with us when the
orphanage closes- - [ All Laughing ]
580
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,281
And who we don't trust at first but we
grow to love, just like we do our pets.
581
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,921
[ Exhales]
And then there's Sam.
582
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,044
The cute boy from the wrong
side of the tracks...
583
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,727
who does good impressions
and who I fake marry.
584
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,047
I love you so much, Sam.
585
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,361
I love you too,
Brittany.
586
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,325
[ Sighs ]
587
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,084
[Whispering ]
I'm really gonna miss you.
588
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,164
[Whispering ]
I'm gonna miss you.
589
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,486
[ Both Sniffling ]
590
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,882
No cries.
591
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,201
And there's Santana.
592
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,161
Oh, man.
[ Sniffles ]
593
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,369
You don't have
to say anything, Brittany.
594
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,125
Okay. [ Sniffles ] No more.
595
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,522
- Show circle.
- [All Laughing ]
596
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:10,242
[ All ]
Amazing!
597
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,727
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
598
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,280
♪ Yeah, you could be
the greatest ♪
599
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,646
♪ You could be the best;
600
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,485
♪ You could be the King Kong
banging on your chest ♪
601
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,689
♪ You can beat the world
You can beat the war;
602
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,127
♪ You can talk to God
Go banging on his door ♪
603
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,925
♪ You can throw your hands up You
can beat the clock; ♪ Yeah ♪
604
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,207
♪ You can move a mountain
You can break rocks ♪
605
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,489
♪ You can be a master
Don't wait for luck ♪
606
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,728
♪ Dedicate yourself
and you gonna find yourself ♪
607
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,564
♪ Standing
in the hall of fame ♪
608
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,484
♪ Yeah, whoa ♪
609
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,564
♪ And the world's
gonna know your name ♪
610
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,722
3 Yeah 3
3 Oh-oh-oh-ohh 3
611
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,805
♪ 'Cause you burn
with the brightest flame ♪
612
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,326
3 Yeah 3
3 Oh-oh-oh-ohh 3
613
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,971
♪ And the world's
gonna know your name ♪
614
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,445
3 Yeah 3
3 Oh-oh-oh-ohh 3
615
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,364
♪ And you'll be on the walls
of the hall of fame ♪
616
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:11,689
♪ Be a champion ♪
617
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,684
♪ Be a champion ♪ ♪ And you'll be
on the walls of the hall of fame ♪
618
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,127
♪ Be students
Be teachers ♪
619
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,601
♪ Be politicians
Be preachers ♪
620
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,920
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Come on 3
621
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,128
♪ Be believers
Be leaders ♪
622
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,043
♪ Be astronauts
Be champions ♪
623
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,088
♪ Be truth-seekers ♪
624
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,764
♪ Be students
Be teachers ♪
625
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,251
♪ Be politicians
Be preachers ♪
626
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,169
♪ Be preachers ♪
627
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,044
♪ Be believers
Be leaders ♪
628
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,804
♪ Be astronauts
Be champions ♪
629
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,605
♪ Standing in the hall of fame
♪ ♪ You can be the greatest ♪
630
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,170
♪ You can be the best;
631
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,641
♪ You can be the King Kong
banging on your chest ♪
632
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,802
♪ You can beat the world
You can beat the war;
633
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,487
♪ You can talk to God
Go banging on his door ♪
634
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,291
♪ You can throw your hands up
You can beat the clock ♪
635
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,681
♪ You can move a mountain
You can break rocks ♪
636
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,963
♪ You could be a master
Don't wait for luck ♪
637
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,042
♪ Dedicate yourself
and you gonna find yourself ♪
638
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,361
♪ Standing
in the hall of fame ♪♪
639
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,124
[Audience Cheering ]
640
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,767
♪♪ [ Intro]
641
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,645
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day;
642
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,051
♪ When you were gone ♪
643
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,724
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
644
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,404
♪ I watched
I let it burn ♪
645
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,562
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
646
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,244
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
647
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,051
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
648
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,248
♪ I don't care ♪
649
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,651
♪ I love it;
650
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,121
♪ I don't care ♪
651
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,082
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day;
652
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,571
♪ When you were gone ♪
653
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,404
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
654
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,369
♪ I watched
I let it burn ♪
655
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,602
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
656
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,205
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
657
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,328
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
658
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,641
♪ I don't care ♪
659
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,768
♪ I love it;
660
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,366
♪ I don't care ♪
661
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,405
♪ I love it;
662
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,401
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day;
663
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,606
♪ When you were gone ♪
664
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,603
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
665
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,728
♪ I watched
I let it burn ♪
666
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,245
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
667
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,004
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
668
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,050
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
669
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,884
♪ I don't care ♪
670
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,689
♪ I love it;
671
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,285
♪ I don't care ♪
672
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,408
♪ I love it, I love it;
673
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,488
♪ I don't care ♪
674
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,369
♪ I love it;
675
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,881
♪ I don't care ♪
[Audience Cheering ]
676
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,330
♪ I love it .l'.l'
677
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,447
[ Cheering, Applause ]
678
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,611
♪♪ [ Intro: Ballad ]
679
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,246
♪ I can't stay here ♪
680
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,403
♪ I am not the girl;
681
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,801
♪ Who runs and hides ♪
682
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,562
♪ Afraid of what could be ♪
683
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,681
♪ And I will go there ♪
684
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,728
♪ I need time;
685
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,089
♪ But know that things
are always closer;
686
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:13,210
♪ Than they seem ♪
687
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,806
♪ Now I'll do more;
688
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,326
♪ Than dream, yeah ♪
689
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,563
♪ I'm gonna fly;
690
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,521
♪ Gonna crash
right through the sky ♪
691
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,682
- ♪ Gonna touch the sun ♪
- ♪ Touch the sun ♪
692
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,689
3 Show everyone 3
3 Show everyone 3
693
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,001
♪ That it's all or nothin' ♪
694
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,003
♪ All or nothin' ♪
695
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,243
♪ This is my life ♪
696
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,564
♪ I'm not gonna
live it twice ♪
697
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,881
- 3 There's no in-between 3
- 3 No in-between 3
698
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,446
♪ Take it to extremes ♪
♪ To extremes ♪
699
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,329
♪ 'Cause it's
all or nothin' ♪
700
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,007
♪ All or nothin' at all ♪
701
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,526
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
702
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,802
♪ Yeah ♪
703
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,362
♪♪ [ Group Vocalizing ]
704
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:13,530
♪ 'Cause it's all
or nothin' at all ♪
705
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,171
♪ All or nothin' ♪♪
706
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:19,050
[Cheering ]
707
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,166
[ Emcee ] One last reminder- please
don't leave your trash under the seats,
708
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,686
because nobody
likes a Iitterbug.
709
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,607
Third place in the 2013 Greater
Midwest Show Choir Regionals...
710
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,287
goes to...
the Waffletoots!
711
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,203
[Applause ]
712
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,443
Now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
713
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,364
In second place,
714
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,766
from Indianapolis, Indiana,
the Hoosierdaddies.
715
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,447
And first place goes to
McKinley High New Directions!
716
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,046
[ Cheering, Applause ]
717
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,207
McKinley High is officially on its
way to becoming a regionals dynasty!
718
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,691
[Cheering ]
719
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,684
Only 24 more of these babies before
we catch up to Vocal Adrenaline.
720
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,922
Oh, please. Vocal
Adrenaline's time has passed.
721
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,368
The present and the future is
all about the New Directions.
722
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,523
And we are going to prove it when we go
to sunny Los Angeles for nationals...
723
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,883
and take home our second
national championship in a row!
724
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,485
Right! That's right.
[ Cheering ]
725
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,211
Miss Pillsbury,
who's your friend?
726
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,804
Um, Miss Pillsbury, you're supposed to
bring someone in to bless the team...
727
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,484
before the big game.
728
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,608
Okay. Thank you.
729
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:54,049
Um, I figured out that I can't handle
the pressure of a big wedding,
730
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,730
so I told Will...
731
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,404
if we're gonna
get married...
732
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,088
that I wanted an intimate
ceremony in a special place...
733
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,083
surrounded by the people
that we love.
734
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,561
Are you guys seriously
throwing a surprise wedding?
735
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,563
Just like Brooke Burke
and David Charvet?
736
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,085
Yes.
737
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,401
No music, no reception,
no planning.
738
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,404
Just me, the one true love
of my life,
739
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,801
and then we'll have
a little dinner at Breadstix.
740
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,683
♪♪ [ Piano]
741
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,845
♪♪ [ Humming “Bridal Chorus” ]
742
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,529
[ Sighs ]
743
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,967
You're still here.
[Chuckling ] I'm here.
744
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,850
Do you guys have
vows prepared?
745
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,770
I knew I forgot something.
Uh, no. [ Laughing ] No.
746
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,370
Um-
Well, hold on.
747
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,165
You always get to make
the romantic speeches, so, um,
748
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,129
why don't you let me
do it this time?
749
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,050
I'd love that.
Yeah? Okay.
750
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,167
There was
this one day, um,
751
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,642
right around the time that we first
met, um, out in the courtyard.
752
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,769
And I had gum stuck
to the bottom of my shoe,
753
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,764
and you scraped it off
with a credit card.
754
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:29,641
And whenever things in my head get all gooey
and sticky and messy, and I can't get 'em out,
755
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,371
you always come along
and you make me feel clean...
756
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,171
and you make me feel
whole again.
757
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:39,484
Will, just as I know
that the sky is blue,
758
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,446
I know that you and I
are meant to be together.
759
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,121
You are my hero.
You are my one true love.
760
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,521
You are my inspiration.
761
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,648
I love you,
Will Schuester.
762
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,842
I can't believe this is happening.
[Laughs]
763
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,570
[ Sighs ] I-l remember
that day with the gum.
764
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,325
And the day you chaperoned the
field trip to Carmel High.
765
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,962
And the red coat you wore when you took
the team to their first Sectionals.
766
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,084
I love that coat. I got it on sale.
[ Chuckles ]
767
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,324
I remember and notice
everything about you.
768
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,085
You only get one
true love of your life,
769
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,083
and you are mine, Emma.
770
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,209
And I promise you that as long
as you just keep being you...
771
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,044
and-and let me love you,
772
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,849
I will be
the happiest man alive.
773
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,049
And can we just skip
tothe“ldo”pafl, because I can't-
774
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,090
I can't spend one more minute
without being this woman's husband.
775
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,680
Works for me. I have a
reservation at Breadstix too.
776
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,848
[All Laughing ]
We'll see you there.
777
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,083
Emma, do you take Will
to be your husband,
778
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,721
to love and honor, forsaking all
others from this day forward?
779
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,690
I do,I do,I do.I do.
[ Chuckles ]
780
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,161
- Will?
- Oh, I definitely do.
781
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,129
[All Laughing ]
782
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,965
By the power vested in me
and all the rest,
783
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,724
Will, Emma-
784
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,484
VVemma-
[ All Chuckling ]
785
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,683
I now pronounce you
husband and wife. Oh!
786
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,004
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
787
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,363
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
788
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,723
♪ ./' [ Ends ]