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Hey, Mr. Schue. It's Rachel.
How are you?

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Rachel, hey. Good.

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Yeah, just, uh, getting
ready for regionals.

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I wanted you to be
the first that I told-

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even before Kurt, before my
dads, or even before Finn-

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that I had my callback
for <i>Funny Girl</i> this morning.

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Wait. Did you get Fanny Brice?

8
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Not yet, but it's between me
and two other girls.

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Oh, that is incredible news, Rachel.
You're a shoo-in.

10
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Aw, I just want you to know that if
it does happen, it's because of you.

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Well, if-if I contributed
even a little bit-

12
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<i>Well, you contributed
more than a little.</i>

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I sang “Don't Stop Believing”
for my audition,

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<i>and when I sang it, I thought about that
first week that we were all in Glee Club-</i>

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<i>[Sighs] and /70 W amazing
we all were loge the/:</i>

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And it just brought back
so many emotions,

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it made my performance
so powerful.

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<i>I/I/e//, you were the one ('hat puz'
('hat all loge ('he/; so- [Sighs]</i>

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You okay, Mr. Schue?

20
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Yeah, fine, just allergies.
[ Chuckles ]

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[Sighs]
Rachel, I'm so proud of you.

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You're one of our biggest
success stories,

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a-and no matter what
happens with <i>Funny Girl-</i>

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I mean, you're in New York.
You're living your dream.

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Not many people can say that.
/ know/.

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It's a special
and wonderful thing, so-

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And when I'm at Radio City,

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<i>and I'm accepting my Tony Award
and I forget to thank you, well-</i>

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

30
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[Beeps]

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[ Sighs ]

32
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Wonderful.

33
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All right, guys, I just got
some wonderful news from Rachel.

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She's got a second callback
for <i>Funny Girl.</i>

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- [Cheering ]
- That's awesome.

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And that's not
our only good news.

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Brittany is at MIT touring the campus
because she's got her early acceptance.

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- That can't be true.
- And I re-proposed to Emma.

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She reaccepted, and we're getting
married after regionals.

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- Yay!
- We're excited.

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I've got good news too. I'm wait-listed at
the Columbus College of Veterinary Medicine.

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- It's a fallback if I don't pursue acting.
- Bless her heart.

43
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Tina, that's not just good news.
It's wonderful!

44
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And that's what this
week is all about.

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We're taking a lesson from one of the
greatest musical artists of all time.

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Despite facing
a ton of obstacles,

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he's a living example
of embracing-

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n-no, celebrating-
joy and optimism.

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And he's collected
25 Grammys along the way.

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So don't you worry 'bout a thing
because whether you're ebony or ivory,

51
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- you are the sunshine of my life.
- Yes!

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And next week at regionals we
will be jammin' on higher ground.

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Yay!

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Yeah!
It's a Stevie Wonder Week.

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[Cheering ]

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[ Laughter]

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[School Bell Rings]

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Hey, Crippi
Longstocking, wait up.

59
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You know what? That's offensive.
Aw, boo-hoo.

60
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I have a disability too.

61
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My disability is I can't tell
when something's offensive,

62
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and for you to point
that out is bullying.

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Care to share
why you're so depressed?

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I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Nice try, liar. You're
depressed, and I know why.

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When the girls were performing
during Guilty Pleasures Week,

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you used those googly,
thyroid-conditioned eyeballs of yours...

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and ogled me like I was
a Taiwanese streetwalker.

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Well, I regret to inform you that you
will never be climbing all up on this.

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Actually, that's not
what I was upset about,

71
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but thank you for giving me something
else to make me depressed.

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Aha! I knew you were
depressed about something.

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Yesterday when I got home,

74
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there was an envelope waiting
for me.

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And inside was the news that I got
accepted into the Brooklyn Film Academy.

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Wait, are you serious?
Yes, actually I am.

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But you know what?
I'm not going.

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- Why? - Believe it or not, I
don't want to talk about it,

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and I'd appreciate it
if you didn't tell anyone.

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[School Bell Rings]

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<i>[ Kurt Thinking ] Two more days
until Dad gets his test results.</i>

82
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<i>Either all of the sfufi' the doctors
ha ve been doing has worked - .</i>

83
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<i>and he's cancer free,
or it hasn't.</i>

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<i>I have to be there for the appointment-
mostly to translate for Dad.</i>

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<i>Why do perfectly intelligent parents
become completely unreliable...</i>

86
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<i>when they have to
go to the doctor?</i>

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<i>I'm only packing
light-blue socks,</i>

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<i>because light blue is the color of clear
skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.</i>

89
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<i>Yes, I'm getting a little O.C.D.
leading up to this appointment.</i>

90
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<i>Rachel said it was
a natural response-</i>

91
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<i>just me looking to control
my anxiety in some way.</i>

92
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<i>I figure I need to cut myself
some slack.</i>

93
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<i>So what if! have a few new rituals
to get me through the day?</i>

94
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<i>Oh, crap, it's 4:14.</i>

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<i>I touch my nose three times at 14
and 28 past the hour for good luck.</i>

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<i>[Sighs]</i> / <i>know e very kid /is
scared of losing ('heir dad,</i>

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<i>but he's the only thing that
got me through my mom dying,</i>

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<i>and if! have to say good-bye
to him too-</i>

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<i>Well, I'm not going
to think about it.</i>

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[School Bell Rings]

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<i>Coming back for Dad is also a perfect
excuse to come see everyone...</i>

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<i>and Blaine, of course.</i>

103
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<i>Don't worry.
We're not hooking up this time.</i>

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<i>Feels weird seeing him, still,
but not as weird.</i>

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<i>I can't tell if that makes me
feel sad or not.</i>

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<i>At least I know I won't have to
face this all alone.</i>

107
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<i>Lucky for me, there are
a few other people...</i>

108
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<i>in town this week
to walk alongside me.</i>

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Hi.
Hi.

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Hello there.

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♪♪ [Soul Intro]

112
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[Cheering ]

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♪ Oh, he)/ ♪

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♪ Oh, yeah, baby;

115
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♪ Like a fool I went
and stayed too long ♪

116
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♪ Now I'm wondering
if your love's still strong ♪

117
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♪ Ooh, babY ♪

118
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♪ Here I am Signed, sealed,
delivered I'm yours ♪

119
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♪ Then that time I went
and said good-bye ♪

120
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♪ Now I'm back
and not ashamed to cry;

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♪ Ooh, babY ♪

122
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♪ Here I am Signed, sealed,
delivered I'm yours ♪

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:Oh.r

124
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-3 Here I am, baby, oh ♪
- ♪ Signed ♪

125
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♪ Sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ ♪
You got my future in your hands ♪

126
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_l~Baby_r
.I".I'

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♪ Here I am, baby, I;

128
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered ♪ ♪
You got my future in your hands ♪

129
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♪ Baby;
.I'Yeah_;~

130
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♪ I've done a lot
of foolish things ♪

131
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<i>- 33 [vocalizing</i> ]
<i>- 3 That</i> I <i>really didn't mean 3</i>

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

133
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- ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
- ♪ Yeah, didn't I? ♪

134
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<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

135
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- ♪ Oowee, baby, set my soul
on fire ♪ C♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

136
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♪ That's why I know you're
my heart's only desire ♪

137
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♪ Ooh, babY ♪

138
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♪ Here I am Signed, sealed,
delivered I'm yours ♪

139
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:Oh.r

140
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♪ Here I am, baby, oh ♪

141
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-3 Signed, sealed, delivered ♪ - ♪ You
got my future in your hands, baby;

142
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♪ Baby;
♪ Ah:

143
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♪ Here I am, baby;

144
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- ♪ Get it, get it;
- ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered ♪

145
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-3 Delivered, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
C♪ I'm yours, baby;

146
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-,1' Ooh, here I am ♪
- ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered ♪

147
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♪♪ [vocalizing ]
.1' Yeah, oh ♪

148
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<i>♪ I'm</i> yours <i>♪♪</i>

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[Cheering ]

150
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Seemed like
the perfect Stevie song...

151
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to celebrate Artie getting his
acceptance letter into film school.

152
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[ Cheers ]

153
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Signed, sealed, delivered.
[Will ] All right.

154
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Well, you know, that may
have been the perfect song,

155
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but that performance was just one
package that I'm not signing for.

156
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I mean, honestly, it was good. But you
guys have got to be great for regionals.

157
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Yeah, clearly we should be
taking our advice...

158
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from someone who came
crawling back to Ohio...

159
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after apparently having
her L.A. dream shattered.

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You learn
your new lyrics yet?

161
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♪ Do you want fries with that? ♪

162
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Well, maybe if you put some of
that sass in your performance,

163
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your teacher wouldn't have begged me to
come here and be your new vocal coach.

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Mercedes is one of the strongest
vocalists in McKinley Glee Club history.

165
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So get on point, Kitty. Your little
theory about Mercedes's shattered dreams,

166
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like most of the garbage that comes
out of your mouth, is wrong.

167
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Mercedes is back because she
has an album coming out,

168
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all about home, and she's come
back to film a video for it.

169
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Wow.
Mercedes, that's awesome.

170
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And Mr. Schue asked me to help
choreograph for regionals.

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I love you, Mike.
I love all my exes.

172
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But this isn't wonderful news.
It's shocking.

173
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Now we need some guy
to help us dance?

174
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Hashtag- Glee hates girls.

175
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And what are you here to lecture us about,
Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?

176
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- My dad has cancer.
- Thanks, Tina.

177
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All right, let's take
this whole thing from the top.

178
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Kitty, in the back. Marley,
I want you on lead vocals.

179
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- All right, come on.
- [School Bell Rings]

180
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Let's go.

181
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Artie. I told you not
to say anything.

182
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Come on. I just gave you a big shout-out
because you have a lot to be proud of.

183
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I'm not going, so I have nothing to be
proud of. Thank you for the effort though.

184
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Isn't a big film school, like,
your dream or something?

185
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Tap the brakes, buddy.

186
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My mom is freaking out. She's
taken care of me my whole life.

187
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It's scary for her to think of
me in the big city all alone.

188
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New York isn't exactly wheel-friendly
unless you're a bike messenger.

189
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And why are you being so nice?
Why do you even care?

190
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Duh, I'm trying
to be wonderful.

191
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I like to switch it up,
be unpredictable.

192
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Sometimes I'm sweet,
sometimes I'm sour.

193
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Keeps it interesting.

194
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Besides, I know how important
you are to your mom,

195
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but you'd be amazing
in film school.

196
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Just think about it.

197
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[School Bell Rings]

198
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All this marriage equality news
is so exciting. New York.

199
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It's gonna
beinsane.

200
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Isabelle's already consulting on,
like, seven different gay weddings.

201
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It's historic, and soon I'm
gonna be in New York to see it.

202
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By the way, you look cute today.

203
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And I mean like,
like, dirty-cute.

204
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[ Mercedes ] The album is
called Hell 10 ('he N0,

205
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based off of the soon-to-be
hit single.

206
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I love it.

207
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But for the music video, Mike,
you know, it's gotta be bumping,

208
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and fast and furious,
but also soulful...

209
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and smooth,
but like “smoov,”

210
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you know, like
smooth with a

211
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You know, I want <i>eleganza.</i>
I want club kid sickness.

212
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I want fresh, fresh, fresh.
It's gotta pop.

213
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You are so L.A. right now,
it's breathless.

214
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Mike knows what
I'm talking about, right?

215
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- Oh, I totally know what you mean.
- Mmm.

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[ Mouths]

217
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Don't worry.
I'm all over it.

218
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With what I've learned
at the Joffrey,

219
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I've got new moves so hot you're gonna
want to say, “Hell to the yes.”

220
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Yeah, don't change the brand.
No.

221
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I'm so glad you guys are back
here just before regionals.

222
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We really need you around.
You're gonna nail it, no sweat.

223
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All right, so what's going
on between you two?

224
00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,004
Because it was pretty boy-on-boy
heavy at the wedding.

225
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,447
We're not together.
Um, but it's cool.

226
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,320
Why did I hear that Tina did
something to you called the Vapo-

227
00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,370
Okay, dude, is that really important
right now? This doesn't matter.

228
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,807
Kurt, your dad
is gonna be fine.

229
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,645
Everything is gonna be okay.
We're here.

230
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,566
[ Sig hs ] Wow. Trust.

231
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,324
Well, Blaine's right.
Thank God you guys are here.

232
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,323
Because we both need you
right now.

233
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,762
I don't know, Bernard.

234
00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,241
Sure smells like someone's getting ready
for a second <i>Funny Girl</i> callback.

235
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,446
Who told you guys
about that?

236
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,090
We also know
who your “competish” is.

237
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,367
And bitches be formidable.
[ Clicks Tongue ]

238
00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:38,240
The latest postings on BroadwayWorld.com
have you neck and neck...

239
00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,322
with two-time Tony winner
Sutton Foster.

240
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,244
No, that's impossible. First of all, she's
on <i>Bunheads,</i> and she has the wrong nose.

241
00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,765
This would be
during her hiatus,

242
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,366
and word around Shubert Alley is
she's looking into prosthetics,

243
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,249
as is Miss Mamie Gummer,

244
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,971
daughter of the legendary
legend, Meryl Streep.

245
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,725
- What? Can she even sing?
- Point is, you better bring your “A” game.

246
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,164
And you better hope no one tells Cassandra
about your extracurricular activities.

247
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,483
Why? NYADA's students are allowed to
explore outside acting opportunities.

248
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,608
Technically. But you need
a teacher to sign off.

249
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,091
And Cassie July's been
looking for a reason...

250
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,003
to destroy and expel you
since day one.

251
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,163
So from where we're standing, you're
not just risking humiliation...

252
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,288
at the hands of one of the Streep
girls by going after Fanny.

253
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,244
You're also risking the Greek-like
wrath of Cassandra July.

254
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,488
But don't worry.
We sincerely doubt...

255
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,289
Cassie July's trolling
the Broadway chat rooms...

256
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,601
keeping tabs
on her most hated student.

257
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,689
Just confirmed. Rachel Berry
is a finalist for Fanny Brice.

258
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,321
We thought you'd want to know and
pray this wins us your favor.

259
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,561
Hmm.

260
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,764
All right, everybody. Let's give it up for
Island Beats recording artist extraordinaire,

261
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,481
- Mercedes Jones.
- [ Cheering, Applauding ]

262
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,483
All right, all right. Now, I know that
Kurt is going through a lot this week,

263
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,723
but in spite of that, we are
all very happy to be here.

264
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,565
As you may remember,
we saw you guys at sectionals.

265
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,847
And there's a reason
that you guys lost.

266
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,682
Feat

267
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,250
For instance, Marley.

268
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,369
You have got killer vocals,
homegirl,

269
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,280
so why is it that I've never heard you
do a Mercedes Jones-style vocal run?

270
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,727
I don't know. I-l guess I've
just been scared to try.

271
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,246
Yeah, exactly. You're
scared to belt it out.

272
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:20,121
And you're probably afraid that when you
do, I'm gonna test your breath control...

273
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,568
by hitting you in the solar
plexus with this maraca.

274
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,251
All right, give this girl a note
to do a little runnin' with.

275
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,970
♪♪ [Chord ]

276
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,726
:Oh.r

277
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,121
[ Grunts ]
[Laughs]

278
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,806
See? If you had
better breath control,

279
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,770
you could probably hold
that note every time.

280
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,444
All right, floppy-headed
bass player,

281
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,249
why don't you give us
a little bit of that...

282
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,448
spooky Stevie Wonder
bass line to get us moving?

283
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,490
And all of y'all need
to shake out your nerves...

284
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,927
and stop being so scared-
and that includes you, Kurt.

285
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,407
I know what you're going through,
and this one's for you, baby.

286
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,448
And, Marley, I want to
hear those high notes,

287
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,602
and don't be stingy
with those runs.

288
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,087
.L'.l' [ Funk]
[Cheering ]

289
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,042
♪ Very superstitious ♪

290
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,768
♪ Writing's on the wall ♪

291
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,528
♪ Very superstitious ♪

292
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,682
♪ Ladder's 'bout to fall ♪

293
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:24,562
♪ Thirteen-month-old baby,
yeah ♪

294
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,604
<i>♪</i> Broke <i>the looking glass ♪
♪♪</i> [ <i>Scatting</i> ]

295
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,284
♪ Yeah ♪

296
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,524
♪ Seven years
of bad luck, yeah ♪

297
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,491
♪ The good things in your past ♪

298
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,050
:Oh.r

299
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,441
♪ When you believe in things ♪

300
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:46,805
♪ That you don't understand, then
you suffer; ♪ Don't understand ♪

301
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,123
♪ Superstition ain't the way;

302
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,924
♪ Hey, yeah ♪

303
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,883
♪ Ooh, very superstitious ♪

304
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,966
♪ Wash your face and hands ♪

305
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,168
♪ Rid me of the problems ♪

306
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,811
♪ Do all that you can ♪

307
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:19,330
♪ Keep me in a daydream ♪
♪♪ [ Scatting ]

308
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,325
♪ Keep me going S'tf0n9 ♪

309
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,450
♪ You don't want to save me ♪

310
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,411
♪ Sad is my song ♪

311
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,608
♪ Oh, whoa ♪

312
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,607
♪ When you believe in things
you don't understand ♪

313
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,968
♪ Then you suffer;

314
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,850
♪ Superstition ain't the way;

315
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,649
♪ No, no, no, no, no;

316
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,609
♪ When you believe in things ♪

317
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,921
♪ That you don't understand ♪

318
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,482
♪ Then you suffer;

319
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,689
[Together]
.1' Superstition ain't the way ♪♪

320
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,161
[ Cheering, Applauding ]

321
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,641
- [ School Bell Rings ] - [
Mercedes ] Hey. Hold up.

322
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,770
Take a big, deep breath and remember
this moment, Little Puckerman,

323
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,605
because your life
is about to change forever.

324
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,405
Mercedes wants you and me
to be her featured dancers.

325
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,689
You're a triple threat, dude. You're an
amazing singer, you've got sick dance moves-

326
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,762
And you're sexy as hell.

327
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,808
We think you're Glee
Club's secret weapon.

328
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,002
You've got to start being a leader.
I'm just a sophomore.

329
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,128
No. You're gonna twiddle
your sexy thumbs...

330
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,170
waiting for some upperclassman
to order you around?

331
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,805
Hell to the no.

332
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,201
You know, Jesus wrote
in the Bible somewhere,

333
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,930
“Do not hide your light
under a bushel.”

334
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,684
You've got
to let it shine!

335
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,206
Are you gonna argue
with our Lord and Savior Jesus?

336
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,044
I mean, I'm Jewish.
So was he.

337
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,849
You're gonna be
in my music video,

338
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,122
and you're gonna start taking
your God-given talent seriously.

339
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,882
Because,baby, you're a damn superstar.
[ Chuckles ]

340
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,202
How long have
we been waiting?

341
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,282
I don't know.
Like, 15 minutes.

342
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,725
After a half hour
in the waiting room?

343
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,606
Please tell me that is not a dark
blue T-shirt underyourflanneL

344
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,286
All right, I asked you
not to wear dark colors.

345
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,846
Okay, dark blue is close to black,
and we all know what black means.

346
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,163
I don't think my wardrobe is gonna have
any impact on what the results are.

347
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,045
But you don't know for sure, okay? I
mean, I asked you to do one thing.

348
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,043
I am barely keeping it
together, Kurt!

349
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,766
Can you just knock it off
please and sit down?

350
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,404
Hey, Doc.
What's the good word?

351
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,041
You know, I'm gonna skip the clichés
about my golf game and get right to it.

352
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,805
As you know, we were mildly
aggressive with your treatment,

353
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,405
considering you were still
in stage I.

354
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,801
We used implant
radiation therapy.

355
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,484
And he completely
changed his diet.

356
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,971
Well, whatever you were doing,
it worked.

357
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,963
The tumor's gone.
What?

358
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,769
Your P.S.A. levels are
back to normal,

359
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,844
and you have the prostate of a 20-year-old
according to your Gleason scores.

360
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,651
Okay, wait, s-so...
you're saying he's cured?

361
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,122
We prefer “in remission,”
but in layman's terms, yeah.

362
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,168
[ Laughing ]
Hey! Hey!

363
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,408
Looks like I picked
the right shirt, huh, buddy?

364
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,450
Come on, man! Oh!
[ Exhales]

365
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,285
[ Burt ] Doc, thank you so much.
Thank you.

366
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,361
Take a moment.

367
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,209
Oh, my God.
[ Door Closes ]

368
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,282
I just- I wasn't ready
to leave you guys yet.

369
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,048
Things aren't finished, right?
So much to do.

370
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,841
You getting married,
grand babies,

371
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,763
having old-people sex
with Carole.

372
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,887
[ Groans ]
[Laughs]

373
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,442
I'm just so happy.
I'm not gonna miss it.

374
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,882
I love you guys.

375
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,440
I don't have cancer.

376
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,763
[ Murmuring ]

377
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,921
All right.

378
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,810
He'll be here.
Any minute, I'm sure. Yeah.

379
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,086
Dad!

380
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,562
Hi, everybody.
[Cheering ]

381
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,761
Good to see you.

382
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,484
Schue. Good to see you, buddy.
Likewise.

383
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,005
How you doing?
What's up, Blaine?

384
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,367
It's probably not a surprise why
I asked you to come here today.

385
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,647
I'm guessing it has
something to do with a song.

386
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,210
Yes. But not just any song.

387
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,567
See, the last time I dedicated
a song to you in this room,

388
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,210
you were in the hospital.

389
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,205
But today we are celebrating life's
most treasured and wonderful gift-

390
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,770
a second chance.

391
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,002
See, when I was little, you
used to sing this song to me...

392
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,411
in the car
all the time,

393
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,010
and it always put
a smile on my face.

394
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,289
So today it's my turn to sing,
and your turn to smile.

395
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,404
I'm already there, kiddo.

396
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,284
♪♪ [ Ballad ]
[ Scattered Applause ]

397
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:34,371
♪ You are the sunshine
of my life ♪

398
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,246
[ Chuckles ]

399
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:43,168
♪ That's why
<i>I'll</i> always be around ♪

400
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,562
♪ You are the apple of my eye ♪
♪ 0oh, ooh ♪

401
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,406
<i>♪ 00“, ooh ♪</i>

402
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,929
- ♪ Forever you'll stay in
my heart ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

403
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:05,324
♪ You must have known
that I was lonely ♪

404
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,368
♪ Yeah ♪

405
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,569
♪ Because you came
to my rescue ♪

406
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,167
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

407
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:19,724
♪ And I know that
this must be heaven ♪

408
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,007
♪ How could so much love ♪

409
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,210
<i>♪ Be inside of you? ♪</i>

410
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,248
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh ♪

411
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:33,326
♪ You are the sunshine
of my life ♪

412
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,602
♪ Yeah ♪

413
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,765
♪ That's why
<i>I'll</i> always stay around ♪

414
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,008
♪ Mmm, mm-mmm, mmm ♪

415
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:49,406
- Y

416
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,164
.I'Ah.I'

417
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,722
♪ Forever you'll stay
in my heart ♪

418
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,007
♪ Yeah, he)' ♪

419
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,368
♪ Do, do-do, do-do,
do-do ♪

420
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,284
-:Do:
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪♪

421
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,282
[Cheering ]

422
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,771
[ Burt whoops ]

423
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,966
Whoa!

424
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,286
Yeah!
[Applauding, Cheering ]

425
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,604
- [ Exhales ]
- Thank you so much.

426
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,884
Listen, Mr. Keeney. I've had
a lot ofexpefience,honesfl

427
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,724
I've been on the stage
since I was 10,

428
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,041
amateur contests, Gottlieb's
Southern Repertory-

429
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,441
Well, well. If it isn't
Little Miss David Schwimmer.

430
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,921
I'm sorry. I thought
that I reserved this room.

431
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,923
So you could stare at yourself
in the mirror...

432
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,328
and run lines for your
<i>Funny Girl</i> callback?

433
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,129
You know this
isn't normal, right?

434
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,444
Running lines in the mirror isn't a
typical step in the acting process.

435
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,602
Actors less narcissistic
than yourself...

436
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,929
actually prefer to rehearse
with other actors.

437
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,161
Who told you
about my callback?

438
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,210
Barbra Streisand,
a very close personal friend.

439
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,805
See, I ran into her at Target,

440
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,609
and then in passing
she just said...

441
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,603
that a NYADA freshman
who looked like a troll...

442
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,842
was slated to read
for producers on Wednesday.

443
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,402
And then I thought to myself, “Babs
can't be talking about Schwimmer.

444
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,131
Schwimmer has her dance
midterm that day.”

445
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,770
Please, Ms. July-
Mm-hmm?

446
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,888
I cannot miss
this callback, okay?

447
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,928
This is a once in
a lifetime opportunity.

448
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,207
Right. I wouldn't dream
of you missing it.

449
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,489
It's a once in a lifetime
opportunity for me too.

450
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,289
And I plan on attending
that callback.

451
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,569
Because you have a tendency
to choke under pressure,

452
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:25,441
and so I'm gonna be there- with
Barbra and her husband, James Brolin-

453
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,683
to watch you blow your first
big Broadway audition.

454
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,081
In the meantime, I'm gonna change
your midterm to tomorrow morning.

455
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,366
What?
You heard me, David.

456
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,683
6:00 a.m. tomorrow morning,
you will perform the solo...

457
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,683
of the second act
of Balanchine's...

458
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,048
1941 <i>masterpiece
Concerto Barocco,</i>

459
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,806
which is widely regarded as the most
difficult ballet routine ever devised,

460
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,769
while you're widely regarded as...

461
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:53,371
having one of the puffiest morning
faces of any known human.

462
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,442
It's gonna be
a great combination.

463
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,287
[School Bell Rings]

464
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,647
Since this week is
about wonderful things,

465
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,489
I want to celebrate
a wonderful talent.

466
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,201
He's new to Glee Club this year, but I think
if we all help him with his confidence,

467
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,805
he can lead us
all the way to nationals.

468
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,531
<i>♪ J' [Funk]</i>

469
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,321
Stop being so modest and
get your butt up here, Jake!

470
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,888
[Whooping ]

471
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,482
♪ Looking back on when I;

472
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,325
♪ Was a little
nappy-headed boy ♪

473
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,288
♪ Then my only worry;

474
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:41,001
♪ Was for Christmas,
what would be my toy;

475
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,088
♪ Trying your best
to bring the ♪

476
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,561
♪ Water to your eyes ♪

477
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,608
♪ Thinking it might stop her;

478
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,722
♪ From whooping your behind ♪

479
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,165
<i>♪</i> I <i>wish those days ♪</i>

480
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,641
♪ Could come back once more ♪

481
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,210
♪ Why did those days ♪

482
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,284
♪ Ever have to go? ♪

483
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,210
♪ I wish those days could ♪

484
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,084
♪ Come back once more ♪

485
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,730
♪ Why did those days ♪

486
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,280
♪ Ever have to go? ♪

487
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,521
♪ 'Cause I loved them so ♪

488
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,011
[ Backup]
♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

489
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,327
♪ Do, do, do, do, do-do-do;

490
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,406
♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

491
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,925
♪ Do, do, do, do-do-do ♪

492
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,565
♪ Smoking cigarettes ♪

493
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,725
♪ And writing something nasty
on the wall ♪

494
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,969
- ♪ You nasty boy;
- [ Backup ]; Ba, ba, bap ♪

495
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,281
♪ Teacher sends you
to the ♪

496
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,443
♪ Principal's office
down the hall ♪

497
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,969
<i>♪ Ba, ba, bet? 4'</i>

498
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,202
♪ You grow up and learn that ♪

499
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,442
♪ Kind of thing ain't right;

500
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,522
♪ But while you were doin' it ♪

501
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,250
♪ It sure felt out of sight ♪

502
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,124
<i>♪</i> I <i>wish those days ♪</i>

503
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,680
♪ Could come back once more ♪

504
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,966
♪ Why did those days ♪

505
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,169
♪ Ever have to go? ♪

506
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,083
<i>♪</i> I <i>wish those days ♪</i>

507
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,322
♪ Could come back
once more ♪

508
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,607
♪ Why did those days ♪

509
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,365
♪ Ever have to go? ♪

510
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,808
♪ Ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba-dap-ba ♪

511
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,566
♪ Bap-ba, da-bap
Bap-ba-ba, da-bap ♪

512
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,324
Wow!

513
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,847
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba-dap-ba;

514
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,571
'J' Oh, Oh ♪
'4' Bap-ba, da-bap ♪

515
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,210
♪ Bap-ba-ba, da-bap ♪

516
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,930
♪ Yeah ♪

517
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,765
♪ Ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba-dap-ba ♪

518
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,882
♪ HEY ♪
♪ Bap-ba, da-bap ♪

519
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,406
♪ Ba, ba, ba-dap-ba ♪

520
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,050
♪ Whoa, oh ♪

521
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,770
♪ Do-do, do-do ♪

522
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,208
♪ Do, do, do, do, do-do-do;

523
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,126
♪ Do, do, do, do,
do-do do-do-do-do ♪♪

524
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,567
[ Cheering, Whooping ]

525
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,881
[ Laughing ]
This is gonna work.

526
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,169
I just wish Mercedes was here to see it.
Where is she?

527
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,810
[School Bell Rings]

528
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,645
What?
Oh, you can try that,

529
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,250
but my Uncle Julius
is an attorney,

530
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,687
and we will sue you
right back.

531
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,808
No, I don't need a night
to think about it!

532
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,009
[ Sighs ]

533
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,526
Look, I <i>cannot believe
what just happened.</i>

534
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,127
- Who was that?
- Just my useless “producer.”

535
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,886
- I thought you liked him.
- I did. When we were in the studio.

536
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,841
<i>♪ Whoa-oh ♪</i>

537
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,445
I'd say let's have
another go, Mercedes,

538
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,171
but honestly,
your voice was perfection.

539
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,323
So, let's move on with “Lover
on the D.L.” if we can, please.

540
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,686
<i>[Mercedes ]
Then I got a little skeptical...</i>

541
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,286
<i>when we were doing the photo
shoot for my CD's cover art.</i>

542
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,488
Could you just lean forward
a bit there, Mercedes?

543
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,841
And drop that shoulder wrap.

544
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,447
Look, I'm not
comfortable with that, Martin.

545
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,648
You look like a girl going
to church or the prom.

546
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,690
Not like a girl who
needs to move 100,000 units...

547
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,161
just to make a minor splash
in this marketplace.

548
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,483
This is the look.
This is what I'm wearing.

549
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,686
All right.

550
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,730
You heard the lady.
She's the boss.

551
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,610
Now they're saying my CD is off
of their release schedule...

552
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,842
until I agree to another photo shoot.
[Sighs]

553
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,328
One showing more skin.
What? Screw him.

554
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,687
Oh, and he said he'd be happy
to use another girl's picture.

555
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,331
On your CD? The one that
you are singing on?

556
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,926
- Oh, hell to the no.
- They don't want me.

557
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,401
They just want my voice,
not my whole person.

558
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,642
You know, it's crazy, guys.

559
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,560
I'm going to be dealing with
this the rest of my career.

560
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,728
Everyone is gonna want
me to look like Beyoncé,

561
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,691
and no one is gonna be satisfied
with me, Mercedes Jones.

562
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,525
And they're crazy, and you don't want to
be in business with people like that.

563
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,523
You're not actually
considering it, are you?

564
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,206
I've been working on
this album for a year.

565
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,567
I need it to come out.

566
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,487
Look, I'm sorry, guys.
I don't know what I'm gonna do,

567
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,006
but I need to talk to my mom
about this hot mess.

568
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,801
[ Sighs ]

569
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,008
- Mom, I'm home.
- Hi, Artie.

570
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,889
Yeah, hey, Artie.

571
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,441
Guess I beat you here,
and I guess I beat you...

572
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,568
to telling your mom
about your good news.

573
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,803
Honey, why would you hide
something like that from me?

574
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,644
So much for your lies.

575
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,643
Your mom's completely
on board with you...

576
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,768
going to Brooklyn Film
Academy, by the way.

577
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,604
I thought you were
a lot of things,

578
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,081
but I didn't peg you
for a wuss.

579
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,242
I guess you two have
a lot to talk about.

580
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,050
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
All right,

581
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,170
why would you tell people that I'm
afraid to let you go to New York?

582
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,801
[ Sighs ]
Because I'm afraid to go, okay?

583
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,161
I just thought it'd be
easier to blame it on you.

584
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,164
Well, you've never been afraid
of anything in your life.

585
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,163
Because my life has been
pretty sheltered.

586
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,891
Because you built that ramp I just rolled
down so I could get in the living room.

587
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,169
Because you converted the den into my
bedroom so I didn't have to go up stairs.

588
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,083
Because you built that
bathroom add-on-

589
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,764
Artie, you did those things.

590
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,241
They were all
your suggestions.

591
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,687
I didn't know how to
handle your needs.

592
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,367
So you adapted, and
you will adapt in New York.

593
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,250
So what's the real reason
you don't want to go?

594
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,807
I don't want to
leave you alone.

595
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,884
Ever since the accident, you've devoted
every spare moment to taking care of me.

596
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,363
And it just feels selfish that the
thanks I give is packing up and leaving.

597
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,568
Oh, honey, that's
exactly what I want.

598
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:20,089
You have been dreaming about making
movies since you were a kid.

599
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,446
You're going.

600
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,323
I love you.
I love you too.

601
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,286
And if you ever imply again
that I'm an old hag,

602
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,645
I'm gonna tip you over.

603
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,524
Right.
Yeah.

604
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,365
[ Inhales]

605
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,762
Going to New York.

606
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,850
I don't know what to say, Schwimmer.
I'm in a hell of a mood today.

607
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,322
So when you do inevitably
face flop like a rag doll,

608
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,847
at least, I don't know,
try to make me laugh.

609
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,440
You know what? You've been
wrong about me all year,

610
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,602
and you're gonna be
wrong about me again.

611
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,722
What's this?
This is your midterm.

612
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,121
I don't understand.

613
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,090
This is NYADA. We are
the best of the best.

614
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,686
And make no mistake,
we will crush you...

615
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,081
to get the role
ourselves.

616
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,810
But we are also family.

617
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,689
We get through it
together,

618
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,081
and we celebrate each other
when there's big news.

619
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,522
And this is big news.

620
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,321
You've danced your way
through the fire all year,

621
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,801
and you're still
standing tall.

622
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,885
So we are gonna get you through
this midterm...

623
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,725
so you can kick
some NYADA ass...

624
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,923
at your first
big Broadway callback!

625
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,445
[Cheering ]

626
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,568
Oh, my God.

627
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,604
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Upbeat]</i>

628
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,684
[Cheering Continues]

629
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,007
♪ Baby, everything
is all right ♪

630
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,970
♪ Uptight, out of sight;

631
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,284
♪ Baby, everything
is all right ♪

632
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,443
♪ Uptight, out of sight;

633
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,445
♪ I'm a poor man's son from
across the railroad track ♪

634
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,649
♪ The only shirt
I own is hanging on my back;

635
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,207
♪ But I'm the envy
of every single guy ♪

636
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,807
♪ Since I'm the apple
of my girl's eye ♪

637
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,362
♪ When we go out stepping
on the town for a while ♪

638
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,161
♪ My money's low
and my suit's out of style ♪

639
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,642
♪ But it's all right
if my clothes aren't new ♪

640
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,122
♪ Out of sight, because
my heart is true ♪

641
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,211
♪ She says, baby,
everything is all right;

642
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,523
♪ Uptight, out of sight;

643
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,605
♪ Baby, everything
is all right ♪

644
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,002
♪ Uptight, clean out of sight ♪

645
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,324
♪♪ [vocalizing ]

646
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,765
♪ She's a pearl of a girl ♪

647
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,524
♪ I guess that's
what you might say;

648
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,042
♪ I guess her folks
brought her up that way ♪

649
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,647
♪ The right side of the tracks,
she was born and raised ♪

650
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,566
♪ In a great big old house,
full of butlers and maids ♪

651
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,440
♪ She says, baby,
everything is all right;

652
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,241
3 Uptight, clean out of sight 3
3 Whoo 3

653
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,529
♪ Baby, everything
is all right ♪

654
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,201
3 Uptight, clean out of sight 3
3 Whoo 3

655
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,727
♪ Baby, everything
is all right ♪

656
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,481
<i>♪ Uptight, ah-ha-ha-ha, yeah ♪
♪ Whoo ♪</i>

657
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,007
♪ Baby, everything
is all right ♪

658
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,721
♪ Uptight, way out of sight ♪

659
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,723
<i>♪ Bab? ' ♪</i>

660
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,326
[All Cheering ]

661
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,362
Oh, my God,
I was so surprised.

662
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,768
[ Excited Chattering ]

663
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,843
[ Excited Chattering ]

664
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,923
- All right, everyone.
- Ah, all right. Come on. Sit down.

665
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,651
So, today's lesson-

666
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,961
Well, I was gonna say “truth.”

667
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,761
But it's about this crazy-ass business
that a lot of us want to get into.

668
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,842
If you're gonna tell us to not
even try 'cause it's too hard-

669
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,809
No, no, I'm just saying
be ready.

670
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,680
You know, when I graduated, a producer
said he wanted to do a CD of my music,

671
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,922
which, oh, my God,
that's been my dream...

672
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,764
since before I even sat
in this room.

673
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,889
Turns out, he only wanted
to do that on his terms.

674
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,644
So I had a choice to make.

675
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,041
I could do it his way and
get there a lot faster,

676
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:57,002
or I could do it my way, and
maybe never- never even make it.

677
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,930
So I talked to my parents
and my friends,

678
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,008
and I made a decision.

679
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,570
It's my voice, Martin.

680
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,883
Those are my songs.
They tell my story.

681
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,009
I'm not gonna spend all
this time working on my truth,

682
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,244
and then have you slap something that doesn't
even represent the real me on its cover.

683
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,721
So, I don't have
a record deal anymore,

684
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,247
but I do have a record, which
<i>I'll</i> be giving to all of you,

685
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,369
and selling at a table in front
of my church and out of my car,

686
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,691
and on Amazon, so, whatever happens,
at least I was true to myself.

687
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,127
And you will have gotten there by
taking- and you know it's coming-

688
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,248
the higher ground. Hit it!

689
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,845
.L'.l' [ Funk]

690
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,843
[Cheering ]

691
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,845
.L'J' [ Horns ]

692
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,242
Ooh, child,
this is happening.

693
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,770
♪ People ♪

694
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,247
♪ Keep on learnin' ♪

695
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,602
<i>♪ Soldiers ♪</i>

696
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,410
♪ Keep on warrin' ♪

697
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,441
♪ World ♪

698
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,720
♪ Keep on turnin' ♪

699
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,600
♪ 'Cause it won't be too long ♪

700
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,603
♪ 0h, no;

701
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,444
<i>:No:</i>

702
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,727
♪ I'm so darn glad
he let me try it again ♪

703
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,691
♪ 'Cause my last time on Earth
I lived a whole world of sin ♪

704
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,207
♪ I'm so glad that I know more
than I knew then ♪

705
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,408
♪ Gonna keep on tryin' ♪

706
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,324
♪ Till I reach
the highest ground ♪

707
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,246
♪ Oh, oh-oh,
whoa, oh, yeah ♪

708
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,651
Whoo!

709
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,848
♪ Lovers ♪

710
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,689
♪ Keep on lovin' ♪

711
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,086
♪ Believers ♪

712
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:56,087
♪ Keep on believin', yeah ♪

713
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,571
♪ Sleepers ♪

714
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,570
♪ Just stop sleepin' ♪

715
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,326
♪ 'Cause it won't be too long ♪

716
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,129
Whoo!

717
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,328
'J' Oh, no;
' [ Gasps]

718
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,164
♪ Yeah ♪

719
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,562
♪ I'm so darn glad
he let me try it again ♪

720
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,850
♪ 'Cause my last time on Earth
I lived a whole world of sin ♪

721
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,083
♪ I'm so glad that I know more
than I knew then ♪

722
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,083
♪ Gonna keep on tryin' ♪

723
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,960
♪ Till I reach
my highest ground ♪

724
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,008
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

725
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,969
:Oh.r

726
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,840
♪ Till I reach
my highest ground ♪

727
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,728
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

728
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,880
<i>:No:</i>

729
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,407
♪ God is gonna show you
higher ground ♪♪

730
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,088
[Cheering ]

731
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,128
[ Artie ] Oh, she's back!
She's back!

732
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,690
[School Bell Rings]

733
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,728
[ Footsteps Approaching ]

734
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,006
Anderson,
you wanted to see me?

735
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,650
You're not going to sing
to me too, are you?

736
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,250
I just wanted
to give you this.

737
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,766
You can open it.

738
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,611
I thought maybe you could
wear it at work...

739
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,011
to show your support
for gay marriage.

740
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,320
Oh, it's really sweet of you.

741
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,528
Gay rights has been
my top issue,

742
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,843
even though it makes me wildly unpopular
with my distinguished colleagues.

743
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,764
They're on the wrong side
of history, so screw 'em.

744
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,080
[ Box Snaps Shut]

745
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,925
I am so glad
that you feel that way.

746
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,685
Because assuming
that we legally can,

747
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:30,449
um, I wanted to formally ask for your
permission to ask Kurt to marry me.

748
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,205
You kidding, or you nuts?

749
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,042
Kurt is my soul mate.

750
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,122
I know that I've
hurt him badly,

751
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,807
but I also know that if I want to get
him back, I have to do something bold.

752
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,171
Blaine, it means a lot to me
that you love Kurt,

753
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,449
and you know,
you've been like family to me.

754
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,770
So, you're saying that you're
okay with me asking for his hand.

755
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,047
Oh, of course not.
No. You're still kids.

756
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,771
Did you learn anything
from Finn and Rachel?

757
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,844
They are completely different.
Completely different.

758
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,365
I don't think
that you understand...

759
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,570
how it feels to finally be
able to legally get married.

760
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,804
And you don't really get
what it is to be married.

761
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,723
Straight, gay, whatever.

762
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,564
It's not the same
as living together.

763
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,962
Blaine, listen.
Let's sit down for a second.

764
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,487
Seriously, come here.

765
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,170
Look, I can't tell you why,

766
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,164
but something happens
when you exchange vows.

767
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,846
It's a big deal.

768
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,129
It's why getting divorced is
so much harder than breaking up.

769
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,886
There's just
a really big difference...

770
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,488
between marrying a person
and marrying an idea.

771
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,800
What if
he meets someone else?

772
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,524
You think you two were meant to be?
Yes.

773
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,768
Do you think you two
have a true love? Yes!

774
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,241
Then stop worrying.

775
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,451
<i>I</i> gotta go_

776
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,124
- Thanks for the pin.
- Sure.

777
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,601
<i>H3'! »</i>

778
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,967
it's gonna be okay.

779
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,127
How do you
know that though?

780
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,885
When two people love each other
like you two do,

781
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,929
everything works out.

782
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:28,726
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪

783
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,450
- Yes.
- [Whooping And Cheering ]

784
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,966
All right, let's review. What are
y'all gonna do at regionals?

785
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,411
Riff, run and grunt!

786
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,811
- Emote!
- Commit!

787
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,609
Step up to the plate
and embrace our talent.

788
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,808
And just like my boo,
Miss Mercedes Jones,

789
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,649
we're gonna treat
every note we sing...

790
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,485
and every breath we take with a
little something-something...

791
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,722
we in the business of show
simply call “passion.”

792
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,689
And passion can be
a scary thing,

793
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,240
but we shouldn't run
or hide from it because...

794
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,243
passion is-
it's wonderful, yo.

795
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,402
Auditorium,
4:00 p.m. sharp.

796
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,488
I got a little jam
I'm gonna sing for all y'alls!

797
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,131
And you best believe it's
gonna be sung with- Say what?

798
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,043
[ All ]
Passion!

799
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,491
[ Mouths ] Thank you. Yes!

800
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,403
Yes!

801
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,769
What's that?

802
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,126
It's a gift.

803
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,089
I got it at
the Broadway Flea Market.

804
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,802
It is Debbie Allen's original
cane from <i>Fame-</i> the movie.

805
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,400
- Hmm.
- I wanted to thank you for what you did.

806
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,847
The number?
That's NYADA tradition.

807
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,969
We do that when one of the tribe
gets a Broadway audition.

808
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,565
Not the number.

809
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,445
I wanted to thank you for everything
that you've done for me this year.

810
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,443
So... thank you.

811
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,449
I've busted your ass
since September.

812
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,289
You made me
a better dancer.

813
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,443
And that's why I came to NYADA,
to learn and be challenged,

814
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,091
and to work with
the best of the best.

815
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,049
I saw something in you...

816
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,841
the first day,
and I thought to myself,

817
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,730
“This one's special.
This one might make it.”

818
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,802
And that's why
I'm so relentless.

819
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,245
Even
the whole Brody thing?

820
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,051
Well, that was
because of his abs.

821
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,690
What? But yours are
so much better.

822
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,921
When's your callback?

823
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,889
Oh, it's next week.

824
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,489
I am so nervous,
Miss July.

825
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,927
I've never wanted anything
more in my whole life.

826
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,923
You're gonna get it.

827
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,445
I know you will, Rachel.

828
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,961
Mmm.

829
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,005
[School Bell Rings]

830
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,162
- What's up?
- This is gonna take a lot of courage,

831
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,720
considering our, um,
complicated history,

832
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,647
and all the emotions involved, so,
um, I'm-l'm just gonna say it.

833
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,451
Go ahead. You get kind of
cute when you get nervous.

834
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,844
Hmm. I...
wanted to ask you if-

835
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,121
Well, will you...

836
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,884
maybe s-stick around
for regionals?

837
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,248
Oh! Oh, yeah, of course.

838
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,084
Yeah, Mercedes and I
already talked about it.

839
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,288
We want to stick around and root
you guys on at the competition.

840
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,089
Yeah. We wouldn't
miss it for the world.

841
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,646
Great. You had to know
I would've said yes.

842
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,051
Right?
I know.

843
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,724
What a wonderful,
wonderful week.

844
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,167
And with you in it,
a wonderful life.

845
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,124
.L'.l' [ Funk]

846
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,641
♪ For once in my life ♪

847
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,644
♪ I have someone
who needs me ♪

848
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,281
♪ Someone I've needed so long ♪

849
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,169
♪ For once unafraid ♪

850
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,289
♪ I can go where life leads me ♪

851
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:32,251
♪ Somehow I know
<i>I'll</i> be strong ♪

852
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,084
♪ For once I can touch ♪

853
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,164
♪ What my heart
used to dream of ♪

854
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,369
♪ Long before I knew;

855
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,249
<i>♪ Whoa-oh ♪</i>

856
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,607
♪ Someone warm like you ♪

857
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,321
♪ Would make my dreams
come true ♪

858
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,329
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ For once in my life ♪

859
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,084
- ♪ For once in my life ♪
- ♪♪ [vocalizing ]

860
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,162
♪ I won't let
sorrow hurt me ♪

861
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,965
♪ Not like it's hurt me before ♪

862
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,087
♪ Not like
it's hurt before ♪

863
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,851
♪ For once I have something ♪

864
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,526
♪ I know won't desert me ♪

865
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,207
♪ I'm not alone anymore ♪

866
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,930
♪ For once I can say ♪

867
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,480
♪ This is mine
You can't take it;

868
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,324
♪ As long as I know;

869
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,846
♪ I have love
I can make it;

870
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,968
♪ For once in my life ♪

871
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,805
♪ I have someone who needs me ♪

872
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,611
♪ Someone who needs me ♪

873
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,170
♪ Ha, ha, hey, yeah ♪

874
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:28,005
♪ Someone who needs me ♪

875
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,004
♪ Oh, baby, love, babe
For once in my life ♪

876
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,765
♪ I won't let
sorrow hurt me ♪

877
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,491
♪ Not like it's hurt me before ♪

878
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,050
♪ Not like
it's hurt before ♪

879
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,282
♪ For once I have something ♪

880
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,806
♪ I know won't desert me ♪

881
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,247
♪ I'm not alone anymore ♪

882
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,084
♪ I'm not
alone anymore ♪

883
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,286
[Artie ]
♪ For once I can say ♪

884
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,648
♪ This is mine
you can't take it;

885
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,287
♪ As long as I know I have love
I can make it; ♪♪ [Vocalizing ]

886
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,442
♪ For once in my life ♪

887
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,251
♪ I have someone who needs me ♪

888
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,204
[Artie] ♪ Chi ♪ Someone
who needs me ♪

889
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,611
♪ For once in my life ♪

890
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,331
<i>- 3 Someone who needs me 3
- 3 Yeah 3</i>

891
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,084
♪ Somebody that needs me ♪

892
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,401
- ♪ Someone who needs me ♪
- ♪ Ooh, baby;

893
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,721
♪ For once in my life ♪

894
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,442
- ♪ Someone who needs me ♪ C♪ Oh,
baby, for once in my life ♪♪

895
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,966
- Whoo!
- [Cheering ]

896
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,447
<i>♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]</i>

897
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,686
<i>♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj</i>

898
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,528
<i>♪ ./' [ Ends ]</i>

