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Here's what you missed on Glee.
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Ryder's getting catfished
and has no idea who's doing it,
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except he sort of knows
'cause when he called them...
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someone's phone rang
in the choir room,
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which means iz"s somebody
in Glee Club.
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Sue left McKinley to protect
Becky, which is crazy,
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and Santana's living in New York
with Kurt and Rachel,
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but she doesn't have a bedroom
and doesn't go to NYADA.
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So what exactly
is she doing anyway?
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And z'haz"s what you missed
on Glee.
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[School Bell Rings]
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[ Ryder's Voice]
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Hey, Kitty, who are you texting?
Let me see your phone.
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I'm playing 4 Pics 1 Word,
weirdo stalker.
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Do I need to get
a restraining order?
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Guys, we got a problem.
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Her name is Frida Romero.
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With regionals
only a few weeks away,
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I went to scout
out the competition.
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♪ The bombs bursting in air;
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The Hoosierdaddies
have a secret weapon.
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She's a tiny little sophomore,
never competed before,
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but her voice
could fill an arena.
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I mean, it's big.
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And the only way to beat them is to
be huge. I'm talking stadium huge.
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Epic songs that will blow the heads
off of 100,000 people at a time.
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[ Clicking, Faint]
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[Clicking Continues]
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- Zombie apocalypse.
- Or Beyoncé's halftime show.
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[ Figgins On P.A. ] Children, this
power outage is not an emergency.
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[Cheering ]
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Nor is it an excuse to go
wilding through the hallways.
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While we're investigating the
root of this near calamity,
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classes will continue...
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and your brains are to remain
in the on positions.
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If the darkness persists,
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candles and flashlights
will be distributed...
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based on grade-point average.
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I now have to turn off
the P.A. system...
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so I can save our precious
generator resources...
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for the coffee machine...
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and my plug-in
lower-back vibrator.
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Okay, that puts a damper
on our stadium songs.
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Time for a new
appropriate lesson.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's unplugged week.
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[ Ryder] I can't believe
she blew me off like that.
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Who? Katie?
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How do you even know
this person is a she?
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Or even a human?
Stop.
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All I know is I've had this
really amazing connection.
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You've gotta
let this go, man.
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Crazy. You don't even know her.
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You don't understand, Jake. I've
never felt so close to someone.
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I told her things about
myself, about my past...
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I've never told anyone,
even
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If this were to get out- I thought
your biggest secret was dyslexia.
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Well, what is it?
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[ Sighs, Chuckles ]
I can't.
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Fine, dude. Keep it all locked
away for a few more years.
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But it's not going away.
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Maybe you should think about starting
to share your deep, dark secrets...
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with people you actually know.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Wait for it. Right?
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Found this
out by the Dumpster.
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With a little T.L.C. and three
clicks from Kurt's ruby slippers,
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this bad boy
would be salvageable.
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Can you please take a seat,
because Kurt and I...
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would like to have a conversation with you.
You know what?
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If you are still obsessing over what you're
gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback,
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may I suggest your best jam
ever, “Run, Joey, Run.”
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We think you're
throwing your life away.
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It's bad enough
you let those horny tourists...
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- grope you for tips at that
avvful Coyote Ugly bar. - Ugh.
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But Tina just informed me that you are
now a bouncer at a lesbian beer garden.
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And you're a go-go girl.
A go-go girl!
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Oh, yeah,
a girl-bar go-go girl.
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I am a cage dancer.
Big difference.
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I'm dressed as Barbarella,
and I'm sorry,
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but some of us actually need
to work for a living.
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That's not the point. Okay,
you're so talented, Santana.
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You're, like, the most talented
person I know-
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obviously with the exception
of me and Kurt.
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But your voice, it's electric, and I would
kill for half of your dancing abilities.
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So I'm telling you
what you told me,
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which is that you just need to
stop and focus on your talent.
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Well, maybe I don't want
to be in Funny Girl, okay?
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Or be a singing waiter at
the Fire Island Pancake Shack.
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So why don't you just stop
trying to force...
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all of your creaky old-time Broadway
dreams onto my amazingly awesome dream.
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And what's that?
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I am trying to figure that out.
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What is so wrong with taking a
little time to figure things out?
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Nothing. But what about
doing something in the meantime?
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Like dance lessons.
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- NYADA has a great extension
program for nonstudents. - Yeah.
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Something to keep
your motors revved, you know?
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My “motor” is revved every
night that I cage dance.
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And while I appreciate
your pity,
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I don't really think I need
to be taking any advice...
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from TV's Blossom
and Lady Elaine Fairchilde.
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Would you take
your chair with you?
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[ Door Opens, Closes ]
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[ School Bell Rings ] I know
these conditions aren't ideal,
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but I want to thank you guys
for toughing it out.
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And we have our first volunteer,
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who is going to show us how to get back
to basics and really strip it down.
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So, let's give it up
for Sam.
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[ Artie ] Whoo! Right.
Uh, take it away.
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Thanks. When Mr. Schue started
talking about being big,
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I started thinking about...
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Phil Spector's legendary
Wall of Sound,
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and how he would use, like,
thousands of instruments...
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so his songs could really
fill a stadium.
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And then I started thinking
about stripping, um,
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out all that extra noise to get
to the essence of the song.
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Plus, my mom said that I was
conceived to this song,
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so I kind of literally owe my
existence to the Righteous Brothers.
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Anyways, uh, here it goes.
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♪ You never close
your eyes anymore ♪
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♪ When I kiss your lips ♪
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♪ And there's no tenderness
like before ♪
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♪ In your fingertips ♪
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♪ You're trying hard
not to show it ♪
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♪ But, baby ♪
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♪ Baby, I know it;
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♪ You've lost
that lovin' feelin' ♪
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♪ Whoa, that lovin' feelin' ♪
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♪ You've lost
that lovin' feelin' ♪
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♪ Now it's gone, gone, gone ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ We had a love, a love ♪
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♪ A love you don't find
every day ♪
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'.L' Oh, babe;
'.l' Oh, baby;
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♪ So don't, don't, don't ♪
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♪ Don't let it slip away;
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- ♪ Baby, yeah ♪
-.l' Baby»
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♪ Bring back
that lovin' feelin' ♪
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♪ Whoa, that lovin' feelin' ♪
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♪ Bring back
that lovin' feelin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's gone, gone, gone ♪
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♪ And I can't go on ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪♪
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[ Cheering, Applause ]
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[Will ]
Wow. You see that, guys?
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That's the kind of power and passion
that we need for regionals.
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Good job, Sam.
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Um, next up, uh, Artie.
Show us what you got.
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-3; [Single Note]
- I'm sorry, Mr. Schue.
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I can't do Miguel without my synth.
I needs my synth!
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No, you needs to man up.
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Excuse me?
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You know how often
the power went off at my house,
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how many times my dad couldn't
afford to pay the stupid bill?
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- Relax, dude. - I had to entertain
my brother and sister...
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with just my guitar and my voice,
and we didn't have any synth.
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I saw you texting
during my song.
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It's not just you.
It's all of us.
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We're so focused on being plugged in to
the Twitterverse and the blogosphere...
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that we don't appreciate what's
actually right in front of us.
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And I think that
that's just sad and lame.
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[ School Bell Ringing ]
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Great. So we'll include a Blu-ray
of Black Swan in the gift bag...
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and a note
from the director-
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“How ballet inspired me.”
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Oh, that's perfect. Thanks, Darren.
I appreciate it.
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Oh, and, uh, listen. You're at my
table, seated next to Christopher,
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so be nice.
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All right, bye.
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- Darren-
- Aronofsky.
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- Christopher Nolan.
- Oh.
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You may be seated.
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So first of all,
how is your dad?
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Oh, uh, thank you
for asking.
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He's doing good.
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He's back at work, and all his
treatments seem to be working.
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Good.
I'm happy to hear that.
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I thought you might have
called me in here...
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because, um,
you were gonna fire me.
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What? Why would I do that?
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When you gave me the internship,
you said it would be 24/7,
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and ever since
I got accepted to NYADA-
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You haven't been coming in as much.
We've noticed.
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But quality
trumps quantity always.
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And though NYADA's gain
is Vogue.com's loss,
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I will never stop anyone
from pursuing their passion.
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- Bless you, fairy godmother.
- But I need your help.
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You know I'm co-chairing
the gala...
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for New York City Ballet's
educational programs?
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Yeah, it's only the social event
of the performing arts season.
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My celebrity wrangler
just canceled.
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It was going
to be Anna's daughter,
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but she got the chicken pox
a la Barbara Walters.
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So I need somebody.
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I need somebody good
who can dive in A.S.A.P.
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If anyone else does this,
I-I will literally die.
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[Laughs] Okay. All right. Yes.
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[ Cell Phone Buzzing ] If you want
to draft a couple of friends...
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to help you out, that's good too.
Yeah?
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[ Sue's Voice] Dear journal,
I speak to you now...
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not as Sue Sylvester, world-class
coach and educatrix,
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but as Sue Sylvester,
freelance champion.
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I've purged myself of the toxic
teen-town trauma parade...
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that is McKinley High,
and life could not be better.
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[VVhirring ] /'/77 making my own
hours, rocking a fresh /00/c
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and getting paid twice the money
to do what I do best,
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dishing out top-tier abuse...
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to trophy wives
and self-hating single gals...
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as a personal trainer.
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I've arrived.
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[ Man On Speaker]
♪ Call on me ♪
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♪ I'm the same boy
I used to be ♪
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♪ Call on me
Call on me ♪
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♪ Call on me ♪
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Let me hear
those childless pelvic pops.
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♪ Call on me
Call on me ♪
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Fishy hands.
Fishy hands.
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♪ Call on me ♪
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♪ Call on me
Call on me ♪
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- ♪ Call on me;
- Take it, take it.
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Leg up. Leg UP-
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- ♪ Call on me ♪♪
- And down.
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- All right, that's it. Uh, no crying
in my classroom. - [ Sobbing ]
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Go on.
Go home to Mommy.
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Fact: If I hadn't mistaken you
for a butch Israeli girl,
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I would've never
let you in here.
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The fact that you survived
my boot camp 101,
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also known as Sue 90X-
trademark pending-
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I will allow you to speak.
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Just don't sing.
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I'll admit,
I rejoined the Cheerios...
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with the sole plan of
destroying you from the inside.
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Admirable. But now that
you're gone, I can see...
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that all the Cheerio girls
are lost without you.
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And frankly,
as student council president,
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I'm a little worried about the kind
of advice Coach R02 is giving.
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And that is why you all
signed up with Dr. Fong-
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to get a couple of those fatty
ribs removed for flexibility.
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Wh-What?
240
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You know, I always thought...
241
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Becky could look like a young Dolly
Parton with a couple less ribs.
242
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Something went down at that school.
It has something to do with you.
243
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Someway, somehow.
244
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The kids are still shaken up.
No one feels safe.
245
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Set the record straight.
We need you, Coach Sue.
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[School Bell Rings]
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[ Artie ] Hey. Hmm?
248
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I was thinking about what you
said, and you're totally right.
249
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I kind of got inspired when I was rolling
down the hallway in between classes.
250
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[ Squeaks ]
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And the sound it made was almost
musical, and it got me thinking.
252
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We don't have to have
electricity to make music.
253
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We don't even need
real instruments.
254
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I didn't say
you couldn't use instruments.
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I know, but think- We want to win regionals,
and we're gonna have to do it as a team.
256
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And imagine how we could get
everybody working together...
257
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if we pushed ourselves
to pull off a song...
258
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with nothing but a water bottle
and pencils and a zipper,
259
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and who knows what else.
260
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You want unplugged.
This would be unplugged squared.
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I like it.
262
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Ladies?
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What is the event the Big Apple's
hoi polloi must be invited to...
264
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or they'll pull a Javert and swan
dive off the Chrysler Building?
265
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The New York City
Ballet Gala. Duh.
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And guess
who gets to attend...
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- if they just volunteer a few short hours.
- Anne Hathaway?
268
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It's us. It's us!
Are you serious?
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And just when you thought it
couldn't get any gayer, itdoes.
270
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Make fun of it all you want, but
the New York City Ballet Gala,
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it's a celebration
of a timeless art.
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If it wasn't for ballet,
I wouldn't be here.
273
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[ Rachel ] It was my gateway
into show business.
274
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My dance teacher told me #73! I
was a mini Margo! F onte yn.
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She taught me
the power of music.
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And although that dance studio was
just a tiny, moldy Li/77a storefront,
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to me, it was the most bea
ufiful place on earth.
278
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I started ballet at the
ripe old age of three.
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My mom enrolled me after
seeing me in front of the TV,
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je re -/ng and debou/e's -ing
to ('he Blue's Clues ('heme song.
281
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That ballet class was one of the few
places that just seemed to fit.
282
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And even when I saw some of the kids
and ('heir parents laughing at me,
283
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something inside
my little brain said,
284
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“Screw them.
Just go for it, Hummel.”
285
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,842
My can-do attitude
was born in that room.
286
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,925
And I skipped all that crap to
study the timeless art of crunk.
287
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- Look, you can tell Isabelle that I am
definitely in. - Not me. Count me out.
288
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,206
You mean you don't want
to wear a designer dress...
289
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,805
from the legendary
Vogue.com vault...
290
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that you get to keep
as a gift?
291
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I'm in.
292
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,441
She's in.
Mm-hmm. She's in.
293
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I know these songs
are supposed to be unplugged,
294
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but I asked Mr. Schue permission
to do a full orchestration.
295
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Which I gladly agreed to, because
Ryder eloquently told me...
296
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that what he wanted to unplug
were his feelings.
297
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,408
I want to really reveal myself
through this song.
298
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,171
And frankly, I think I kind of
need the support to get there.
299
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I'd like to dedicate this song
to all of us,
300
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and for all the Slushees-
real and proverbial-
301
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that we've all taken to the face
over the years. [ Chuckles ]
302
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♪ When your day is long ♪
303
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♪ And the night ♪
304
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,602
♪ The night is yours alone ♪
305
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:09,645
♪ When you're sure
you've had enough ♪
306
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♪ Of this life ♪
307
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,923
♪ Well, hang on ♪
308
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,806
♪ Don't let yourself go ♪
309
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♪ 'Cause everybody cries ♪
310
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♪ And everybody hurts ♪
311
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,848
♪ Sometimes ♪
312
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,885
♪ Sometimes everything
is wrong ♪
313
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♪ Now it's time to sing along ♪
314
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♪ When your day is night;
315
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♪ Alone ♪
316
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,521
♪ Hold on ♪
317
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,047
♪ When you feel
like letting go ♪
318
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,606
♪ Hold on ♪
319
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,287
♪ If you think
you've had too much ♪
320
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,724
♪ Of this life ♪
321
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,528
♪ Well, hang on ♪
322
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:29,003
♪ Well, everybody hurts ♪
323
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,686
♪ Sometimes ♪
324
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.1' Everybody cries ♪
325
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:43,681
.1' Everybody hurts ♪
326
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♪ Sometimes ♪
327
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,043
♪ And everybody hurts ♪
328
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,567
♪ Sometimes ♪
329
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:03,123
♪ So hold on ♪♪
330
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,971
That was amazing, Ryder.
331
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,964
You certainly unplugged whatever
you were looking to let out.
332
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,769
I didn't want to just
get them out.
333
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,729
I wanted to get in touch
with them...
334
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,566
so I could maybe have the balls
to tell you guys something-
335
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,369
something that's pretty hard
to talk about.
336
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,329
It's cool, bro.
You can let it out.
337
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,802
I've actually
only told one person this.
338
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,928
Not even my parents know.
339
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,162
But...
340
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,170
I'm not sure if I could trust
that person to keep it secret.
341
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,323
So before this gets out, I want
to be the one to open the box.
342
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,043
When I was 11,
I was molested by my babysitter.
343
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:55,122
She just walked in on me in the
shower, and she touched me a bit.
344
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,680
Wait, hold on.
Did you just say “she”?
345
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,569
Like, as in a girl?
Like, a teenage girl?
346
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,967
Yeah, she was, like, 17, 18.
347
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,090
Dude, you were 11 and some hot
18-year-old plays with your junk?
348
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,764
I'd have killed for that.
349
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,808
Why are you ashamed of this?
350
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,167
I don't know. I-
351
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,765
Kind of messed me up a bit.
352
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,729
Like, I have trouble trusting
girls because of it, I think.
353
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,848
Guys, this is not something
to high-five about.
354
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,241
Ryder, I'm sorry, but I'm
obligated to report it.
355
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,324
She already got locked up. She was
caught doing it to some other kid.
356
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,402
[ Sam ] I'm sorry, but
why is that a crime?
357
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,130
It's every
teenage boy's fantasy.
358
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,009
There's, like,
50 '80s movies about it.
359
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,765
My Tutor, Private Lessons,
Gym Class-
360
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,884
- We get it, Sam. Thanks.
- Guys, this is so uncool.
361
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,485
His truth is his truth,
not yours.
362
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,484
It's cool, okay?
Uh, the guys are right.
363
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,562
I don't know
what I was thinking. Uh-
364
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,444
I'm, like,
the luckiest guy in here.
365
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,885
So-
366
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,604
You know? Yeah.
367
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,489
Good job.
Thanks.
368
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,847
I mean, kid clearly
has superior game.
369
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,006
You know, I was sort of surprised
when you asked me to dinner,
370
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,527
'cause I know you're, like, dating
Jake's brother and everything.
371
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,090
Puck and I broke up.
372
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,568
He dumped me when he went off to
live at a college he doesn't go to.
373
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,688
From a distance,
Puck is super hot,
374
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,162
but you don't really realize until
you're right up close how puffy he is.
375
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,321
[ Chuckles ]
376
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,841
There you go.
Thank you.
377
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,447
I don't know why I have
such terrible luck with guys.
378
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,730
It's probably because I come on really
strong and pretend to be all slutty,
379
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,167
and then I freeze up right away
and get distant...
380
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,484
and drop weird hints
that my vagina has teeth.
381
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:40,727
But I didn't come here to talk about the
razor-sharp barbs guarding my cervix.
382
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,610
I noticed how withdrawn you got
this week in Glee Club...
383
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,489
after you told everyone
your secret.
384
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,961
It may have seemed like
no one else in that room...
385
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,809
understood
what you went through,
386
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,450
but...
387
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,730
I did.
388
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,846
It was, um, my friend Julie's
older brother.
389
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,209
I was in sixth grade.
390
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,001
One night,
Julie had a sleepover,
391
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,287
and in the middle of the night,
392
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,966
he came down
into the basement and...
393
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,407
crawled into my sleeping bag.
394
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,925
At first,
I thought it was a joke.
395
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,729
I didn't know
what was happening.
396
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,610
But then he started, um,
397
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,522
to feel me in places.
398
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,805
In the morning, I went straight
home without saying good-bye,
399
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,009
and I couldn't tell my parents
for a while.
400
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,527
I was afraid of upsetting them
or something.
401
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,764
So when I did tell them,
they were really confused.
402
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:48,768
They didn't understand why I waited
so long to say something about it.
403
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,322
My mom called his parents,
and all I could hear her say...
404
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,084
was how good of a kid
he was...
405
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,562
and how she didn't know how
something like that could happen.
406
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,170
And then Julie
stopped talking to me...
407
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,444
and told everyone at school that I was
spreading rumors about her brother.
408
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,286
Then she told all my friends
to stop talking to me.
409
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,251
Finally, I just decided it'd just
be easier to switch schools.
410
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,440
So I did.
411
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,047
I understand what it feels like to have
something like that happen to you...
412
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,851
and feel like
nobody understands.
413
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,970
I guess I just wanted you
to know that...
414
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,565
I do.
415
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,609
Thanks.
416
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,971
♪♪ [ Rock Beat]
417
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,570
♪ Buddy, you're a boy, make a big
noise, playin' in the street ♪
418
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,530
♪ Gonna be a big man someday;
419
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,251
♪ You got mud on your face
You big disgrace ♪
420
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,051
♪ Kickin' your can
all over the place ♪
421
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,764
♪ Singin' ♪
♪ We will ♪
422
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,764
♪ We will rock you ♪
423
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,205
♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
424
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,170
♪ Buddy, you're a young man, hard
man, shouting in the street ♪
425
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,527
♪ Gonna take on the world
someday ♪
426
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,604
♪ You got blood on your face
You big disgrace ♪
427
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,684
♪ Waving your banner
all over the place ♪
428
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:33,561
♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
429
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,965
- Sing it!
- ♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
430
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,370
♪ Buddy, you're an old man, poor
man, pleading with your eyes ♪
431
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,761
♪ Gonna make you
some peace someday;
432
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,003
♪ You got mud on your face
Big disgrace ♪
433
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,283
♪ Somebody better put you back into
your place ♪ [ Ryder] Come on!
434
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,331
♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
435
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,731
Sing it!
436
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,408
♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
437
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,764
♪ Everybody
We will, we will rock you ♪
438
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,166
♪ Mmm, we will,
we will rock you ♪♪
439
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,491
- All right!
- ♪♪ [ All Vocalizing ]
440
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,964
[ Chanting, Faint ]
441
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,370
[ Cheering, Whooping ]
442
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,200
Hi, Coach.
Can I watch it with you?
443
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,850
Jackson,
you are out of uniform.
444
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,924
I was thinking
of quitting the team.
445
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,891
I can't stand
how Coach Roz treats me.
446
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,201
Maybe the fact that you grew
from an itty-bitty fetus...
447
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,448
into a full-size adult
in less than a calendar year...
448
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,363
has made you cocky,
Robin Sylvester,
449
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,047
but around here, we like our protein
shakes to taste like human food...
450
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,925
and not some crazy peanut butter
stem cell sauce...
451
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,480
you cooked up on your
Island of Dr. Moreau.
452
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,325
Well, I have always admired
her run-on sentences.
453
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,528
Coach, please come back.
454
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,001
I know you did this
to protect me.
455
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,924
I am sorry.
I miss you so bad it hurts.
456
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,571
Oh, honey, I miss you too.
457
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,763
But the fact is,
458
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,683
this is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
459
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,481
As a trainer,
people take me seriously.
460
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,529
Ninety-five years I gave those
girls, and what did it get me?
461
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,080
Certainly not their respect.
462
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,324
Just a sad, lazy grab bag
of quitters, backstabbers,
463
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,290
flip-floppers,
lipstick lesbians...
464
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:42,126
and ungrateful, sloppy,
knocked-up sluts.
465
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,725
And me.
466
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,570
And you.
467
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,881
Becky, I'm sorry, honey.
I've moved on.
468
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,407
And I can't go back
to babysitting brats.
469
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,040
♪ Little girls,
little girls ♪
470
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:07,286
♪ Everywhere I turn
I can see them ♪
471
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,481
♪ Little girls,
little girls ♪
472
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,201
♪ Night and day, I eat,
sleep and breathe them ♪
473
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,770
[ Gasps ]
474
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,845
♪ I'm an ordinary woman ♪
475
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,002
♪ With feelings ♪
476
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,483
♪ I like a man
to nibble on my ear;
477
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,528
♪ Though I'll admit;
478
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,888
♪ No man has bit;
479
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,486
♪ So how come
I'm the mother of the year? ♪
480
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,528
[ Screams ]
481
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:42,202
♪ Some women are dripping
with diamonds ♪
482
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:47,002
♪ Some women are dripping
with pearls ♪
483
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,765
♪ Lucky me, lucky me ♪
484
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,969
♪ Look at what
I'm dripping with ♪
485
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,850
♪ Little girls ♪
486
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,804
[ Grunts ]
487
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,490
♪ Someday I'll land
in the nuthouse ♪
488
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,810
♪ With all the nuts
and the squirrels ♪
489
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,321
♪ There I'll stay, tucked away;
490
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,846
♪ Till the prohibition of ♪
491
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:21,086
♪ Little ♪
492
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:28,521
♪ Girls ♪♪
493
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,003
Becky, you couldn't pay me
to go back to that.
494
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,923
And I don't miss them at all.
495
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,650
Not one bit.
496
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,371
Not at all.
497
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,284
[ Cheerios ]
Way back!
498
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,601
Push 'em back.
Push 'em back, way back!
499
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,682
Push 'em back.
Push 'em back. Way-
500
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,241
[lsabefle] Okay, you're
on Rex Reed duty, Kurt.
501
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,482
Keep him away from the open bar.
Gotcha.
502
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,042
- Hey, Santana, how do you feel
about Cherry Jones? - Vvhatevs.
503
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,282
Ms. Isabelle, I'm sorry.
504
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,010
I know that we're
just volunteers here,
505
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,162
but Kurt and I were wondering
if there was any possibility...
506
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,447
that we could maybe watch the
performance from the audience.
507
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,881
Absolutely not.
508
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,564
I'm sorry.
509
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,405
You're gonna be watching
from the wings with me.
510
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,488
[ Squeals ] It's the
best seat in the house.
511
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,325
- Santana, you want to join us?
- Oh, Santana doesn't like ballet.
512
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,051
- She's only here for the gown and the
swag bag. - Oh, I don't believe that.
513
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,164
Every little girl,
no matter where she ends up-
514
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,924
even at Vogue.com-
515
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,646
starts out wanting to be
a ballerina.
516
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,371
Not Santana. We've discussed it.
Kurt, can I just show you-
517
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,091
Shut up, Berry.
518
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,650
I actually did
take ballet classes.
519
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,849
My abuela put me in them
when I was little...
520
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,526
because I was such a tomboy
and it really pissed my dad off.
521
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,126
I only took
a few lessons, but...
522
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,328
it helped me, uh,
escape a little, you know?
523
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,324
It was the first time
Idanced.
524
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,450
I felt safe there, and...
not different.
525
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,090
And part of something...
526
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,730
beautiful.
527
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,609
♪♪ [Orchestral ]
528
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,601
♪ Daddy always thought
that he married beneath him ♪
529
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,251
♪ That's what he said
That's what he said ♪
530
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,800
♪ When he proposed,
he informed my mother;
531
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,441
♪ It was probably
her very last chance ♪
532
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,205
♪ And though she was 22 ♪
533
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,806
♪ Though she was 22 ♪
534
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,807
♪ Though
she was 22 ♪
535
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,771
♪ She married him ♪
536
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,605
♪ Life with my dad
wasn't ever a picnic ♪
537
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,728
♪ More like
a “come as you are” ♪
538
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,451
♪ When I was five,
I remember my mother;
539
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,522
♪ Dug earrings
out of the car;
540
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,887
♪ I knew that
they weren't hers ♪
541
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,362
♪ But it wasn't something
you want to discuss ♪
542
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,522
♪ He wasn't warm ♪
543
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,802
♪ Well, not to her;
544
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,127
♪ Well, not to us ♪
545
00:28:54,440 --> 00:29:01,927
♪ But everything was beautiful
at the ballet ♪
546
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,360
♪ Graceful men
lift lovely girls in white ♪
547
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:16,166
♪ Yes, everything was beautiful
at the ballet ♪
548
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,163
♪ I was happy.I'
549
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,928
♪ At the ballet ♪
550
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,367
That's when
I started ballet class.
551
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,842
♪ Up a steep
and very narrow stairway ♪
552
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,402
♪ To the voice
like a metronome ♪
553
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,280
♪ Up a steep
and very narrow stairway ♪
554
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:42,003
♪ It wasn't paradise ♪
555
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,449
♪ But it was home ♪
556
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,967
♪ Mother always said I'd be very
attractive when I grew up ♪
557
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,485
♪ When I grew up ♪
558
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,887
♪ Different, she said,
with a special something ♪
559
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,931
♪ And a very,
very personal flair;
560
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,128
♪ And though
I was eight or nine ♪
561
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:06,048
♪ Though I was
eight or nine ♪
562
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,371
♪ I hated her;
563
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,525
♪ Now, different is nice,
but it sure isn't pretty;
564
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,489
♪ Pretty
is what it's about ♪
565
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,370
♪ I never met anyone
who was different ♪
566
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,488
♪ Who couldn't
figure that out ♪
567
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,961
♪ So beautiful ♪
568
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,601
♪ I'd never live
to see ♪
569
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,563
♪ But it was clear;
570
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,124
♪ If not to her;
571
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,600
♪ Well, then to me ♪
572
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,366
♪ That everyone is beautiful ♪
573
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,723
♪ At the ballet ♪
574
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:48,807
♪ Every prince has got
to have his swan ♪
575
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,930
♪ Yes, everyone is beautiful ♪
576
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,048
♪ At the ballet ♪
577
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,645
♪♪ [ Holds Note]
578
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,291
♪ I was pretty)
579
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,127
♪ At the ballet ♪
580
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,200
I was born
to save their marriage.
581
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,205
But... when my father came to pick
my mother up at the hospital,
582
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,524
he said, "Well, I thought this was
gonna help, but I guess not.”
583
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,802
A few months later
he left,
584
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,011
and he never came back.
585
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:30,526
Anyway, I had
this fantastic fantasy life.
586
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,650
I used to dance around the living
room with my arms up like this.
587
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,441
And in my fantasy
there was an Indian chief,
588
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,727
and he would say to me,
589
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,646
“lzzy, do you want
to dance?”
590
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,485
And I would say,
“Daddy,
591
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,006
I would love to dance.”
592
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,124
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ But it was clear;
593
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,487
.1' When he proposed ♪
594
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,321
♪ That I was born to help
their marriage and when ♪
595
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,004
[ Santana ]
♪ That's what she said ♪
596
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,650
♪ That's what he said ♪
597
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,849
♪ I used to dance
around the living room ♪
598
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,445
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
599
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,569
♪ He wasn't warm,
not to her;
600
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,803
[lsabefle] ♪ It was an
Indian chief, and he'd say;
601
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,963
♪ Izzy, do you want to dance? ♪
602
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:23,007
♪ And I'd say,
Daddy, I would love to ♪
603
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:29,531
[ Together ] ♪ Everything was
beautiful at the ballet ♪
604
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:35,881
♪ Raise your arms
and someone's always there ♪
605
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:42,605
♪ Yes, everything was beautiful
at the ballet ♪
606
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,680
♪ The ballet ♪
607
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,680
♪ Yes, everything
was beautiful ♪
608
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,331
♪ At the ballet ♪
609
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,606
♪♪ [ Rachel Holds Note]
610
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,206
♪ I was pretty)
611
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,521
♪ I was happy.I'
612
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,080
♪ I would love to ♪
613
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:24,203
♪ At the ballet ♪♪
614
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,364
Sorry.
[ Chuckles ]
615
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,884
Listen,
I really love dancing.
616
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,689
I just am not
like you guys.
617
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,809
I don't know what I want to do
or how I'm even gonna get there.
618
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,890
But you have plenty of time
to figure it out.
619
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,564
And...
620
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,371
it doesn't have
to be ballet or Broadway,
621
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,364
just as long as it's
something that you love,
622
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,169
something
that feeds your soul.
623
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,521
And, Santana,
baby steps are okay.
624
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,130
- [ Becky Whimpers ]
- [ Clears Throat]
625
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,330
Sue's adult baby is being a
belligerent pain in my booty,
626
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,209
and I am not gonna take it
anymore!
627
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,250
First she started making fart
noises every time I bent over.
628
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,244
Then she started making fart
noises every time I blinked.
629
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,767
Ain't nobody fart every time they blink.
That's crazy!
630
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,084
Then Robin Sylvester
called me Coach Chocolate Pie.
631
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,243
I marched her down here so you
can decide what to do with her.
632
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,891
It's your problem!
633
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,245
[ Sighs ]
634
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,369
Becky Jackson,
you can't insult...
635
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,967
the sultry and mysterious
Coach Roz Washington.
636
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,681
She is an African-American treasure.
637
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,924
I only misbehaved so she'd
send me here to talk to you.
638
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,128
Why didn't you just
come here yourself?
639
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,810
I didn't think of that.
640
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,047
Principal Figgins,
I need to tell you something.
641
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,280
[ Clicking ]
642
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,690
[Cheering ]
643
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,646
[ Figgins ] Citizens of McKinley,
the power has been restored.
644
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,688
Congratulations
to all of us...
645
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:29,005
for refusing to resort to idol
worship and rampant cannibalism.
646
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,211
We have discovered that the blackout
occurred when a Mylar balloon...
647
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:39,081
congratulating my secretary Donna
on her successful hysterectomy...
648
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:44,690
became trapped in an outlet
behind her file cabinet.
649
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,651
McKinley Titans,
it is a new dawn.
650
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:53,521
Let us welcome a new era
of peace and prosperity.
651
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,410
Yours truly,
Principal Figgins.
652
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,005
[ Clicks 1
653
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,443
[ Beeping ]
654
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,321
[ Cushion Whirring ]
655
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,890
[ Sighs ]
656
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,610
[Switches Clicking ]
657
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,001
Okay, let's flip some switches
and rock out, please.
658
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,765
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys.
Don't plug back in just yet.
659
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,049
There's one more thing this power
outage can really drive home for us-
660
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,361
the power
of singing a cappella.
661
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,444
- I hate whistling. - Nothing but
our voices for this next number.
662
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,206
No other instruments or
bottles or tools or anything.
663
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,248
At the end of the day,
our voices...
664
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,129
are the only instruments
that truly matter.
665
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,003
So make it count.
666
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,005
[School Bell Rings]
667
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,003
[ Ryder's Voice]
668
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,090
[ Sighs ]
669
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,365
Hey, son of Frankenteen.
670
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,124
I just started the Subway
diet, and it's time...
671
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,770
for my second
five-dollar foot-long.
672
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,330
Want to buy it for me?
673
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,568
Um-
I'm kidding.
674
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,130
Come on.
I'll buy you a sub.
675
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,009
I have, like, 20 more humiliating
stories to tell you.
676
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,287
That sounds awesome,
but I- I can't.
677
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,641
Kind of have a date.
With who?
678
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,280
Katie.
The catfish?
679
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,250
How can you pick an online
fantasy over an actual fantasy?
680
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,402
- She's not a fantasy.
- She's a projection.
681
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,970
She's whatever
you want her to be.
682
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,565
Why do you think
you get along so well?
683
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,961
You have no real intimacy
with this person.
684
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,963
Stop embarrassing yourself
and come have lunch with me.
685
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,769
Look, I get that this seems
a little kooky,
686
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,401
and part of me really wants to go
with you right now, but I'm sorry.
687
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,121
I don't warm
to people easily, and...
688
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,685
I was really starting
to like you.
689
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,889
Maybe after I find out who Katie
is and we straighten all this out,
690
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,564
we could go out then.
691
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,245
I don't think so.
692
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,724
[Beeps]
693
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,085
[School Bell Rings]
694
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,924
I hope that-
[ Door Opens ]
695
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,090
You're late.
I like to make an entrance.
696
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,443
And if we're gonna talk about late, can
you say something to gramps right here?
697
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,682
- Sit.
- Excuse me.
698
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,842
This is NYADA Extension.
699
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,287
You sign up 9
YOU get in. y U pay'
700
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,850
Anyone.
701
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,490
And what I was
going to say was...
702
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,450
that I hope none of you
came here expecting...
703
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,727
that it would help you
get into NYADA as a student.
704
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,643
Good. 'Cause the last thing
I want to do...
705
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,246
is pay 30 grand a year to get a
degree for doing something...
706
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,049
that I'm already
freakin' Wonder Woman at.
707
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,202
Then what are you
doing here?
708
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,410
I love to dance.
709
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,883
I'm an artist, but...
I've sort of lost touch...
710
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,883
with that part
of myself lately,
711
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,806
and so I'm here to...
do some reintroducing.
712
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,122
I can dig that.
713
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,811
Everybody UP-
714
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,611
To the bar.
Pliés, please.
715
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,120
Two demi, one grand,
port de bras forward.
716
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,009
Don't forget me again, okay?
717
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,283
I won't.
718
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,885
I promise.
719
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,729
I've got you now.
720
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,728
[ Rhythmic Finger Snapping ]
721
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,202
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh;
722
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,681
-[Jake] ♪ The longest; -
♪ For the longest time ♪
723
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,889
-_l~ Time;
-_l~ Whoa, oh, oh;
724
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,843
- ♪ The longest ♪
- ♪ For the longest ♪
725
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:48,522
♪ If you said good-bye
to me tonight;
726
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:53,925
- ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] - ♪ There would
still be music left to write ♪
727
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,731
♪ What else could I do? ♪
728
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,246
♪ I'm so inspired by you ♪
729
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,042
♪ I haven't been there
for the longest time ♪
730
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,522
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh;
731
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,887
- 3 The longest 3
- 3 For the longest time 3
732
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,964
-_l~ Time;
-_l~ Whoa, oh, oh;
733
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,327
- ♪ The longest ♪
- ♪ For the longest ♪
734
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,644
♪ I'm that voice
you're hearing in the hall ♪
735
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:27,126
- ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] - ♪ And
the greatest miracle of all ♪
736
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,441
♪ Is how I need you ♪
737
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,205
♪ And how you needed me too ♪
738
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:37,161
♪ That hasn't happened
for the longest time ♪
739
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:42,724
♪ Maybe this won't last
very long ♪
740
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,371
♪ But you feel so right;
741
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,529
♪ And I could be wrong ♪
742
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:53,447
♪ Maybe I've been
hoping too hard ♪
743
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,648
♪ But I've gone this far;
744
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:58,929
♪ And it's
more than I hoped for;
745
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,166
♪ Who knows how much further
we'll go on? ♪
746
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:10,521
♪ Maybe I'll be sorry
when you're gone ♪
747
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,329
♪ I want you so bad ♪
748
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,563
♪ I think you ought to know;
749
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:20,851
♪ That I intend to hold you
for the longest time ♪
750
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,685
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh;
751
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,240
- ♪ The longest ♪
- ♪ For the longest ♪
752
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,210
-_l~ Time;
-_l~ Whoa, oh, oh;
753
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,601
- ♪ The longest ♪
- ♪ For the longest ♪
754
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,411
-_l~ Time;
-_l~ Whoa, oh, oh;
755
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,686
- 3 The longest time 3
- 3 The longest 3
756
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,326
♪ For the longest;
♪ Time ♪
757
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,971
- 3 Whoa, oh, oh 3
- 3 The longest 3
758
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,364
♪ For the longest time ♪♪
759
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,965
All right.
760
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,121
[Chattering ]
761
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,482
Everybody clap.
762
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,042
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
763
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:03,682
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
764
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,688
♪ ./' [ Ends ]