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<i>Here's what you missed.</i>

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- [ <i>Gunshot</i> ]
<i>- A gun went 0273:' school.</i>

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<i>Everyone was terrified.
Sue said it was hers...</i>

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<i>and had to leave McKinley.</i>

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I'm ready to
take my punishment.

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<i>Secretly she's just
protecting Becky.</i>

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Emma, stop. Stop.

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<i>Finn kissed Emma
and then apologized to Will.</i>

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- I' m s 0 <i>s</i> 0 rry. <i>- But' Vl//7/
ne I/er really forga ve hi/77,</i>

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<i>so Finn went off to college to fulfill
his dream of becoming a teacher.</i>

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BroadwayWorld .com is saying Funny
<i>Girl</i> is finally happening this season.

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<i>Ra chel is go! an audition 10 play Fanny Brice
in a Broadway production of</i> Funny <i>Girl...</i>

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<i>to fulfill her dream of pla ylng Fanny Brice
in a Broadway production of</i> Funny <i>Girl.</i>

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<i>And z'ha2"s
what you missed on</i> Glee.

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<i>[ Finn Narrating] The truth is, I decided
to go to the army after high school...</i>

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<i>because I was kind of
afraid of college.</i>

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<i>Smart people go to college,
like doctors.</i>

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<i>The whole ('hing jusz' seemed
scarier than ge ('ling shot'.</i>

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<i>But now that I'm here at the University
of Lima, I wish I would have come sooner.</i>

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<i>I'm studying to be a teacher,
something I love.</i>

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<i>And that makes the work
not feel like work.</i>

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<i>[ Woman]</i>
♪ Con los terroristas ♪

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<i>♪♪ [ Electronic Dance ]</i>

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<i>[ Man ]
And do the Harlem Shake.</i>

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<i>♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Finn ]
And everywhere you go,</i>

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<i>even inside classrooms
and study halls,</i>

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<i>people find a way to have fun.</i>

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VVhoa!Whoo!

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<i>College is like
this perfect little bubble...</i>

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<i>between being a kid
and being an adult.</i>

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<i>[ Woman]</i>
♪ Con los terroristas ♪

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<i>♪♪ [ Electronic Dance ]</i>

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<i>[ Man ]
And do the Harlem Shake.</i>

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[All Shouting ]

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[Young Woman ]
Whoo!Whoo!Whoo!

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[Young Man ]
Yeah!

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<i>And We got the rest
of m y life to be a grown-up.</i>

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- _/~_/~ <i>[</i> Resumes <i>]</i>
- [ All Shouting ]

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<i>And for now,
it's okay to be young.</i>

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<i>♪♪ [ Electronic Dance ]</i>

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<i>♪♪ [ Man Rapping, Indistinct]</i>

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Get up.

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- Puck!
- Ah!

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- What are you doing here?
- I live here now.

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What? Aaah!

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Which dorm? This one, like right here.
Top bunk.

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- What happened to Lee Hei? - Hei's no
longer. He moved out a couple hours ago.

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Told him if he hoped to get
any studying done this year,

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he should probably
find another room.

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I can't believe you're going here.
What are you taking?

51
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Taking?
You mean, like, classes?

52
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Dude, I'm just here for my bros, some
brews and the bountiful Betties.

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- I love college!
- Yeah, college!

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[ Both Shouting ]

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<i>[ Rachel Narrating ] Some
dreams are bigger than others.</i>

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<i>Me being on Broadway-
z'haz"s a big dream.</i>

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<i>Me being on Broadway
in Funny Girl as Fanny Brice,</i>

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<i>inheriting the mantle of
my idol Miss Barbra Streisand-</i>

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<i>that's the culmination
of every dream I've ever had.</i>

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<i>Since its premiere in 7 .964, Funny Girl
has never been re I//I/ed on Broadwa y,</i>

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<i>no doubt because producers haven't
been able to find an actress...</i>

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<i>capable of filling
Barbra's formidable shoes.</i>

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<i>Luckily, I've been
grooming myself...</i>

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<i>for this audition
since I was five,</i>

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<i>I/I//7/C/7 /is when I first saw</i> Funny
<i>Girl in all /'Is Technicolor glory.</i>

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<i>I heard my dads use the phrase
“star quality” before,</i>

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<i>but I never truly understood it
until that moment.</i>

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<i>Iknew I needed to be her.</i>

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<i>From that point on, It's been
all Barbra all the time.</i>

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<i>I/I/itness my collection-
A featherfivm Hello, Dolly!,</i>

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<i>a yarm u/ke from Ye</i> n <i>tl, a boxing
g/0 me from The Main Event,</i>

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<i>signed Playbills, a picture of her
first husband, Mr. Elliott Gould,</i>

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<i>her second husband,
Mr. James Brolin,</i>

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<i>and her paramour of two years, Canadian
prime minister Pierre Trudeau.</i>

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<i>But I'm not just approaching
this audition as a fan girl.</i>

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<i>I'm approaching this
as a professional...</i>

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<i>who has sworn off men and rededicated
herself to the an of being Barbra.</i>

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<i>Yes, iz"s a long shot'. Fanny Brice is ('he
/(ing L ear of musical rhea ('er roles,</i>

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<i>and I'm just an unknown
Jewish girl from Ohio...</i>

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<i>who came of the age
in a high school glee club.</i>

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<i>But then I remind myself- Barbra, too,
was once an unknown Jewish girl...</i>

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<i>who sang in her high school choir;
and</i> Funny <i>Girl made hera sfar.</i>

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<i>So why can't my dreams
come true too?</i>

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[ Imitating Barbra Streisand ]
Hello, gorgeous.

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Excuse my jet lag. I'm fresh off
a plane from North Korea...

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where I've been training their swim
team with my assistant Dennis Rodman.

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Do you like the new addition
to my wardrobe?

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That's right.
I've taken over the Cheerios...

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from that Phantom Menace
Sue Sylvester.

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Someone with talent had to.

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Did I also mention
that I'm in talks...

92
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with Miss
Oprah Winfrey...

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to launch my very own
Cheerio network?

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Like George Jefferson,
I'm moving on up!

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How is your delicate
group of weirdos?

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Are they still rattled
by that fake school shooting?

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That was a terrifying
experience for those kids.

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And the adults.
I'm still having nightmares.

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Honey, please.
I'm a child of the ghetto.

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I can't sleep at night unless
I hear at least two gunshots.

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Hey. You get a chance
to talk to Finn yet?

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No. I'm not ready.
Will, come on.

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You need to patch a hole
in this fence...

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so the squirrels don't escape.

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People grow apart, Shannon.
That's life.

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There's nothing wrong with that.

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That's what I thought
about me and my sister Denise.

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We used to scrap
like grizzlies in the Arctic.

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And then when all that stuff
went down with Cooter,

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she helped me out,
and we finally got to talking.

111
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I'm more stubborn
than anybody here,

112
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but I swallowed hard
and made amends with her.

113
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It was one of the best things
I've ever done in my life.

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Make the effort, Will.

115
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It's worth it.

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[School Bell Rings]

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<i>[ Marley Narra ling ] /, Marley
Rose, ha we made a decision.</i>

118
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<i>I took that false bottom...</i>

119
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<i>out of my
desk drawer,</i>

120
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<i>and I'm finally
going to let...</i>

121
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<i>my songs
see the light of day.</i>

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<i>I want to be like all those...</i>

123
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<i>singer-songwriters
I look up to-</i>

124
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<i>Joni Mitchell,
Norah Jones,</i>

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<i>Chrissie Hynde.</i>

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<i>I've been trying to bring
it up with everyone,</i>

127
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<i>but ever since the gun went off in
school, everyone's been acting strange.</i>

128
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<i>It's like they've all got P. T.S.D.</i>

129
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They want me to study string theory, but I'm
not all that interested in arts and crafts.

130
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<i>Brittany's acting weird because MIT
found out about her S.A. T. score,</i>

131
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<i>and they're pressuring her
for early commitment.</i>

132
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Isn't MIT in Europe?
That would suck.

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Hi, Tina. Are you
trying out a new look?

134
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It's called steampunk.
It's the next big thing.

135
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Oh, God. I love it.

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[ Australian Accent ] Hey there.
You must be Marley.

137
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- Hi, Sam. - That's not Sam. That's
Sam's smarter twin brother, Evan.

138
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Evan Evans.
What a pleasure to meet you.

139
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Oh. Phone's ringing.
Oh, it's my brother.

140
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Oh. Hey, Sam. I was actually
just looking for you. Oh!

141
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So have you guys heard
who's taking over the Cheerios?

142
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Yeah. It's insane.
And it made me realize...

143
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I have no idea whether
I'm on the Cheerios or not.

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Like, literally
can't remember.

145
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Hey, guys.
Have you seen Evan?

146
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You just missed him.
He went that way.

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[ Groans ]

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<i>[ Marley Narrating ] I think Sam might
have a little separation anxiety,</i>

149
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<i>so he is pretending
he has a twin.</i>

150
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<i>And then there's Unique.</i>

151
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Unique, what are you doing?
Are those- Birth control pills?

152
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Shh! Don't blow
a girl's cover.

153
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Kitty hooked me up with a
prescription for Loestrin,

154
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and I heard that
two dolls a day...

155
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will turn my B's
into D's in no time.

156
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Guys, have you seen my twin?

157
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Oh! Getting a call. Hold on.

158
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Oh. Hey. Man, I was just
looking for <i>you.</i>

159
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Unique, you cannot
take birth control.

160
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Why not? Trans kids
everywhere are doing it.

161
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All right, Bro. <i>I'll</i> tell 'em
you said hi. Yeah.

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Have fun at the zoo.

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<i>I've just got to build up
the courage...</i>

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<i>to tell everyone
that I want us to perform...</i>

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<i>one of my songs
at regionals.</i>

166
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<i>It would be a dream come true.</i>

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[Will ] Big news, guys. I
just got a direct tweet...

168
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from the Greater
Midwest Regional...

169
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High School Show Choir
Board of Directors.

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[Cheering ]
Whoo!

171
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The theme for this year's
regionals is-

172
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- Sweaters.
- Dreams.

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[ Sighs ]
Close.

174
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As you know, some of
the past judges we've had...

175
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haven't been that bright
or that sober,

176
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so our best bet is to take
the dream theme literally.

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We'll start out with “Dream Weaver,” and
then we'll segue into “Sweet Dreams,”

178
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and we'll bring it home with
“You Make My Dreams Come True.”

179
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[Cheering ]

180
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Marley, you're frowning.

181
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No. I just don't know
any of those songs.

182
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Well, you'll know them soon enough,
because we're learning them today.

183
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[ Clears Throat ] Maybe could
we try some original songs,

184
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like you did two years ago?

185
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My twin brother Sam told me you
guys totally crushed regionals...

186
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two years ago
with those sweet tunes.

187
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Well, S- uh, Evan,

188
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that was a different time-
and a different team.

189
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Mr. Schue, could we at least talk about
the set list? I mean, when Finn was here-

190
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Do I have to remind you guys how lucky
we are to even be at regionals?

191
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We are there on a technicality,

192
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which means there is absolutely no room
for even the smallest of mistakes.

193
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Trust me.

194
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Anybody else have something
they want to say?

195
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Great. Brad, warm 'em up.

196
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[School Bell Rings]

197
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As honorary Rachel, I would like to convene
this secret meeting of the Glee Club.

198
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Sam's sorry he couldn't make it.
He said to tell everybody-

199
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Oh. Just got a text.
He's here.

200
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Oh. Hey, Sam.
Hey,Evan!

201
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- How long are we gonna let him do this?
- Just let it go.

202
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It's like waking a sleepwalker.
It might kill him.

203
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Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
What did I miss?

204
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What you missed was Mr. Schue's set list.
It's gonna lose us regionals.

205
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Oh, yeah. Evan was saying
something about that.

206
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“Dream Weaver.”
Great song, but it's from 1975.

207
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“Sweet Dreams Are Made of This.” Amazing.
Released in 1982.

208
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“You Make My Dreams Come True.”
Originally performed in 1981,

209
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and then performed again
by the Glee Club...

210
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in a mash-up that we did last year,
which Mr. Schue didn't even remember.

211
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He's completely lost touch.
We're screwed.

212
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Can I get a witness?
We need to do current songs.

213
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And if we do,
I know we can win.

214
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[ Clears Throat]
Uh, guys, can I say something?

215
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I wrote some songs.
What if we performed those?

216
00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,365
Please. No one wants to hear a
song about a fat mom. Okay.

217
00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,329
What about-
Or a song about barfing.

218
00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,761
- But what about- - Or a song
about loving an octoroon.

219
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,845
All right, all right, all right. Let's get
serious. We need to start brainstorming.

220
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,605
We'll pick a new set list, and then
we'll break the news to Mr. Schue.

221
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,081
[School Bell Rings]

222
00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:28,964
Go, 90, 90, 90. 90. go, go,
90,90.90,go,go,go,go,

223
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,930
go' go! 90, Q0,
9°»90.9o,go,go!

224
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,321
[Cheering ]

225
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,767
[Shouting ]

226
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,763
[ Sizzling ]

227
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,128
- Excuse me, ladies. Where are your
tickets? - Wait. We need tickets?

228
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,282
Rules are rules.

229
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,886
Wait, wait, wait. You both
seem like really nice girls,

230
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,691
and I don't want you to
miss out on all the fun.

231
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,604
So I'm willing to make an
exception just this once.

232
00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,643
Oh, my God. You're such a sweetheart.
[ Chuckles ]

233
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,609
I am.

234
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,843
The thing is, if I let you go for
free and anybody hears about that,

235
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,445
the whole system could collapse.

236
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,046
So I'm gonna need you
to pay me with your bikini tops.

237
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,690
[ Together]
Okay.

238
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,369
<i>Okay -</i>

239
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,324
Whoo!

240
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,523
- Ah! Mr. Schue! Hey!
- Whoa!

241
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,041
Welcome to Geneva Hall,
a.k.a. chez Puckerman.

242
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,122
Noah, I didn't know
you were enrolled here.

243
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:29,205
Well, I'm not technically enrolled, but,
you know, I'm just auditing a few classes.

244
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,282
Do you even know
what that means?

245
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,402
- Gotta go. - [Crowd
] Go, go, go, go!

246
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,088
[Cheering ]

247
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,445
Looks like you're really having
the college experience.

248
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,568
I hope you're finding time
to make it to class.

249
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,844
You know, Mr. Schue, I don't need you to come
into my house and tell me how to live my life.

250
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,169
You're right. Look.
I-I came here to apologize.

251
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,242
I was still stinging from
what happened at the wedding,

252
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,881
andthen when you told me about...
kissing Emma-

253
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,247
I totally mishandled the situation.
And now I really see...

254
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,163
that we only have
so many days, you know?

255
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,891
I want you to come back and
help me coach the Glee Club.

256
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,644
They need you.
I need you.

257
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,724
Finn! I just got us invited to the
Delta Kappa Chi frat party tonight.

258
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,802
It's supposed to be the
biggest party of the year.

259
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,882
[ Both ]
Yeah!

260
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,804
I gotta shave my hello giggles.
Good to see you, Mr. Schue.

261
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,008
- Yeah. Thanks, Puck. - [Crowd
] Go, go, go, go, go.

262
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,242
- Thanks, but no, thanks.
- I'm not expecting things...

263
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,243
to just go back
to normal right away.

264
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,931
I'm willing to work at this.
Well, I'm not.

265
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,929
There's just some things
you can't come back from.

266
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,089
It's a nice offer,
but as you can see,

267
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,527
I'm pretty busy with college.

268
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,570
- [Cheering ]
<i>_</i> Go, go, go, go, go!

269
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,090
Yeah!

270
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,922
All right, guys.
Let's get right into it.

271
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,651
And remember, the trick is the
change in vocal quality...

272
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,246
from the smooth, sultry
sounds of Gary Wright...

273
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,648
to the commanding tone of Annie Lennox, and
then back to the poppy fun of Daryl Hall.

274
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,688
Uh, Mr. Schue, we kind of
got together as a group...

275
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,047
after you gave us
these songs yesterday,

276
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,323
and we came up
with some... alternatives.

277
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,564
Why would you do that?

278
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,209
Mmm. You might need some woman
parts to help you sell that.

279
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,802
<i>I'll</i> go get Evan.
Sam, sit down.

280
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,201
Honestly, I don't even know what's
going on in this room anymore.

281
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,726
What happened to you 9
Openly defying me? guys-

282
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,371
Unique, you need to tone it
down with the whole boob thing.

283
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:30,047
Sam, we all know you don't have a twin
brother, and, frankly, it's distracting.

284
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,567
And, Blaine, I am disappointed in
you for allowing this to go on.

285
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,768
I'm sorry,
but we're just trying to-

286
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,730
No, what you were trying to do is not
rehearsing the song list that I gave you,

287
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,290
and that is unacceptable.

288
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,567
So here's
what's gonna happen.

289
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,086
I'm gonna go
to the teachers' lounge...

290
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,329
and get the coffee that I
skipped to get here early,

291
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:53,042
and when I get back in five minutes, you
will be ready to rehearse- my songs.

292
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,960
Okay, so let's start with the <i>Funny
Girl</i> classics. I know them by heart.

293
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,883
But anyway,
I just want to go over them.

294
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,725
I always seem to find you
at the piano rehearsing.

295
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,404
Shelby.

296
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,689
- Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
- Been trying to track you down.

297
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,888
I wanted to find you before
your <i>Funny Girl</i> audition.

298
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,883
You found out about that?

299
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,964
We're Facebook friends, Rachel. You
started posting as Barbra. lnoficed.

300
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,611
Look. I'm sorry, okay? I
just felt a little weird.

301
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,923
You know, I know that you have the same
affection with <i>Funny Girl</i> as I do, and I-

302
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:37,522
You didn't want to remind me that I never got
to play the role, and now it's too late?

303
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,602
I love my life.
I do.

304
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,126
It's not the life that I
always imagined I'd be living,

305
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,090
but I have Beth, and I have this
new Broadway Daycare business,

306
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,801
and we're both in the same city now,
so I get to see you a lot more.

307
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,764
I have no regrets.

308
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,330
In fact,

309
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,086
as much as it was my dream to maybe
study at a school like NYADA...

310
00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:01,404
and, um, perform songs
like that on a Broadway stage-

311
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,481
Shelby.

312
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,086
My bigger, better dream now...

313
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,289
is to see my incredibly beautiful
daughter perform those songs.

314
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,727
Just"

315
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,370
not at your audition.

316
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,841
- Honey, you can't do Barbra.
- What? No.

317
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,082
Fanny Brice
is the most iconic role.

318
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,969
Okay, this is the only way
to do it.

319
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,203
Yeah, Hamlet's an iconic role, and it's
been done differently and successfully...

320
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:26,330
by Laurence Olivier, Kenneth Branagh,
Richard Burton, Keanu Reeves-

321
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,880
Okay, Hamlet is different.
This is Fanny.

322
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,761
Yes, and they cast Barbra as Fanny because
she was one of a kind. She was an original.

323
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,446
If the producers are smart, they're not
gonna be looking for some carbon copy.

324
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,804
They're gonna want a fresh interpretation, someone
that can put their own stamp on the role.

325
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,564
Well, I've just been...

326
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,483
learning Barbra's
entire repertoire, so-

327
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,564
It's okay. You have time. We'll
find something. I'll help you.

328
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,246
This may not be 100% right,

329
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,120
but maybe
it will inspire you.

330
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,682
And any excuse
to sing next to you.

331
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:13,601
♪ You won't find him
drinking under tables ♪

332
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,322
♪ Rolling dice or
staying out till 3:00 ♪

333
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,928
♪ You won't ever find him
being unfaithful ♪

334
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,642
♪ You will find him
You'll find him next to me;

335
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,847
♪ You won't find him
trying to chase the devil ♪

336
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,561
♪ For money, fame,
for power, out of greed ♪

337
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:43,005
♪ You won't ever find him
where the rest go ♪

338
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:48,246
♪ You will find him
You'll find him next to me;

339
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,085
-;Nextto me;
-;Nextto me;

340
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,242
[Together]
♪ Oh, Oh ♪

341
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,284
♪ Next to me;
♪ Next to me;

342
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,203
♪ Oh, oh;

343
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,164
♪ Next to me;
♪ Next to me;

344
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,527
♪ Oh, oh, ooh;

345
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:09,050
♪ I will find him
<i>I'll</i> find him next to me;

346
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:13,887
♪ When the end has come and
buildings falling down fast;

347
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:19,171
♪ When we've spoiled the land
and dried up all the sea ♪

348
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:23,768
♪ When everyone has lost
their heads around us ♪

349
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,607
♪ You will find him
You'll find him next to me;

350
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,644
♪ Next to me;
♪ Next to me;

351
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,841
♪ Oh, oh;

352
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,641
♪ Oh, oh
Next to me ♪

353
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,688
<i>♪ 00“, ooh ♪</i>

354
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,730
<i>♪ Next to me, yeah ♪</i>

355
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,802
♪ Oh, whoa-oh, whoa ♪

356
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,690
♪ You will find him
You'll find him ♪

357
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,082
- ♪ Next to me ♪
- ♪ Next to me, yeah ♪

358
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,606
♪ Next to me
Next to me ♪

359
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,841
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

360
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,526
-;Nextto me;
-;Nextto me;

361
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,681
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

362
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,445
♪ Oh, yeah, next to me;

363
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,047
<i>- 3 Next to me 3
- 3 Yeah, yeah 3</i>

364
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:10,287
♪ You will find him
You'll find him next to me;

365
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,488
<i>♪ Yeah ' ♪</i>

366
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,321
Kick it!
♪♪ [ Rock]

367
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,811
[Crowd Cheering ]

368
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,525
♪ You wake up late for school,
man, you don't want to go ♪

369
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,730
♪ You ask your mom, “Please,”
but she still says- ♪

370
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,325
<i>♪ “NOT! ♪</i>

371
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,851
♪ You missed two classes
and no homework;

372
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,886
- [ Cheers ] - ♪ But your
teacher preaches class ♪

373
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,008
♪ Like you're
some kind of jerk;

374
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,966
♪ You gotta fight ♪

375
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,769
♪ For your right ♪

376
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,765
♪ To part)' ♪

377
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,001
Look out!

378
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,887
♪ Your pops caught you smoking,
man, he said, “No way” ♪

379
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,002
♪ That hypocrite
smokes two packs a day;

380
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:26,366
♪ Man, living at home
is such a drag ♪

381
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,888
♪ Now your mom threw away
your best porno mag ♪

382
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,724
- [Cheering ]
- Busted.

383
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,491
♪ You gotta fight ♪

384
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,403
♪ For your right ♪

385
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,051
♪ To part)' ♪

386
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,088
[Cheering ]

387
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,804
♪ You gotta fight ♪

388
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,370
♪ For your right ♪

389
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,885
♪ To part)' ♪

390
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,569
[Cheering ]

391
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,884
Yeah!

392
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,123
Yeah!

393
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,524
<i>♪ Party! ♪</i>

394
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,729
<i>♪ Party'. 3:</i>

395
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,125
Fight for your right!

396
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,525
Oh! [ Laughing ]

397
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,841
- Dude, that was awesome!
- Dudes.

398
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,400
Dudes, I'm Matt Cromley,
house president.

399
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,642
- This is Chip. He's in charge of pledging.
- What's up, brother?

400
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,404
You guys want us
to pledge or something?

401
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,801
Under normal circumstances,
we'd ask you to pledge.

402
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,611
Then you'd have to go through
a six-week hazing program.

403
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,843
But, dudes, this is our
biggest party of the year,

404
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,400
and when the stereo broke,
we all thought it was ruined.

405
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,448
You saved our house
and its honor...

406
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,727
and its position
as top party house on campus.

407
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,644
Well, Puck and I-
We do have musical training.

408
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,484
Glee club?
That's awesome.

409
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,801
So, listen, even though
you guys are apparently gay,

410
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,848
we'd like to invite you
to become brothers here.

411
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,526
No hazing or anything.
Just say yes, and you're in.

412
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,602
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

413
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,284
The sacred ritual of partying!

414
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,771
Whoo! Yeah!

415
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,330
<i>'</i> Oh!
<i>'</i> Oh!

416
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,287
Man.

417
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,567
- VVhoa,yeah!
- Yeah!

418
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,961
[Cheering ]

419
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,004
[ School Bell Rings ] I'm also
naturally enhancing my breasts.

420
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,003
Every night, I rub them
with cocoa butter,

421
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,287
vitamin “E” and wild yams.

422
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,442
Hi, guys.
Has anybody, uh, seen Sam?

423
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,488
Yeah, I think
he's behind that curtain.

424
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,446
Sorry I'm late.
What's up, Marley, Brad?

425
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,921
Um, I wrote a song.

426
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,482
I don't know if it's any good. I
just- I want to hear it out loud.

427
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,006
And, no,
it's not about my mom...

428
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,845
or bad Taylor Swift
boyfriend drama.

429
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,720
It's about how much
friends like you mean to me.

430
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,531
Lord, I am crying already.
[Chuckles]

431
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,251
I just saw how upset you guys got after Mr.
Schue yelled at us,

432
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,761
and you three seemed to take
the worst part of it.

433
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,605
So I wrote this song
to make you feel better,

434
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,682
as corny as that sounds.
[ Chuckles ]

435
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,683
- Will you sing it with me?
- No.

436
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,603
Just kidding.
Of course we would.

437
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,207
- Hit it, dude.
-3; [ Ballad ]

438
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,807
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

439
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,527
<i>♪ We feel ♪</i>

440
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,604
<i>♪ We hear ♪</i>

441
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,082
♪ Your pain ♪

442
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,970
♪ Your fear;

443
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,931
♪ But we're here ♪

444
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,924
<i>♪</i> To <i>SBY ♪</i>

445
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,288
.1' Who you are ♪

446
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,883
<i>♪ Is OK3)' ♪</i>

447
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,170
♪ And you don't have to
go through this ♪

448
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,163
♪ On your own ♪

449
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,483
♪ You're not ♪

450
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,404
♪ Alone ♪

451
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,563
♪ You have ♪

452
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,565
♪ More friends
than you know ♪

453
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,769
♪ Some who surround you ♪

454
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:13,164
♪ Some you are
destined to meet ♪

455
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,643
♪ You'll have more love
in your life ♪

456
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,851
♪ Don't let go
Give it time ♪

457
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,924
<i>♪</i> Take it <i>slow ♪</i>

458
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,686
♪ Those who love you the most ♪

459
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,368
♪ May need more time to grow;

460
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,363
♪ It's gonna be okay;

461
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,568
♪ Gonna be okay;

462
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,929
♪ You have more friends
than you know ♪

463
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,209
♪ Be who you are ♪

464
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,443
<i>♪ Learn to forgive ♪</i>

465
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:54,242
♪ It's not about who you love ♪

466
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,647
♪ But how ♪
♪ But how ♪

467
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,042
♪ HOW you live ♪

468
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,930
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh;

469
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,484
♪ You have more ♪

470
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,723
- ♪ Friends than you know;
- ♪ Than you know;

471
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,565
♪ Some who surround you ♪

472
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,122
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Some you are
destined to meet ♪

473
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,247
♪ To meet;

474
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,766
♪ You have more ♪
♪ More ♪

475
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,922
♪ Love in your life ♪

476
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,243
♪ Don't let go
Give it time ♪

477
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,924
♪ Give it time ♪

478
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,083
<i>♪</i> Take it <i>slow ♪
♪</i> Take it <i>slow ♪</i>

479
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,448
♪ Those who love you
the most;

480
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:41,687
♪ May need more time to grow;

481
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,810
♪ It's gonna be okay;

482
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:50,329
♪ You have more friends
than you ♪

483
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,881
<i>♪ Know 3</i>

484
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,567
♪ It's gonna be okay ♪♪

485
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,002
Marley, that was incredible.

486
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,082
Child, it's the soundtrack
to my life.

487
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,448
- Do you have any more songs like these?
- Yeah, a couple.

488
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,126
- Maybe we can meet up again and sing them.
- No. Forget that.

489
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,329
No, what we need to do is tell everyone.
We have to tell Mr. Schue about this.

490
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,563
No. He made it pretty clear
he's not interested.

491
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,120
[ Sam ] Well, it's a
really great song.

492
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,886
[ Unique] I'm so proud of you. I
am so proud. [ Marley Chuckles ]

493
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,963
<i>♪♪ [ Stereo: Pop ]
♪♪ I Man Singing, indistinct 1</i>

494
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,441
[Cell Phone Rings]

495
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,050
[ Exhales Deeply]

496
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,522
You're probably still pissed about Brody,
so I'll start by saying that I'm sorry...

497
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,284
and that
my hand still hurts.

498
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,847
His face has sharp edges. Okay,
I'm-l'm not- I'm not mad. I-

499
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,890
Actually, I think I owe
you a debt of gratitude.

500
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,849
Just, um,

501
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,321
you know, I wish that you
would've stayed and...

502
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,448
hung around a little longer.

503
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,488
Next time. I promise.

504
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,364
So, how is college?

505
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,647
It's a dream come true.
Parties with Puck-

506
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,722
Puck?
Puck is there?

507
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,768
Yeah, he's here. Long story.

508
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,401
But it's amazing. Every night we go out.
We're meeting new people-

509
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,211
Well, that sounds amazing.
Um, that's really great.

510
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,725
I, uh- Actually, ljust-

511
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,247
I needed to, um-
to ask you something.

512
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,846
<i>Let me guess.
Funny Girl auditions.</i>

513
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,801
I knew you'd remember.

514
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,451
Finn, I can't believe
that this moment is happening, and...

515
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,522
I know that this
is a long shot, but...

516
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,804
I need to find the most perfect
song to sing, and no Barbra.

517
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,685
You're one of the most
unique talents in the world.

518
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,525
<i>You always shine your brightest
when you do something personal,</i>

519
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,126
something intimately important
that defines you.

520
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:59,529
<i>So just do something that takes you
back to the roots of your passion.</i>

521
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,208
That's what people want to see, and
that's what makes the best impression.

522
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:09,241
Make those producers fall in love
with you in that moment on the stage.

523
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,163
And I know
you have it in you.

524
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,246
Wow.

525
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,561
Thank you. That was, uh,

526
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,483
perfect advice.

527
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,928
You'll be great.

528
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,082
Can't wait to come
to a show sometime.

529
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,162
Call me as soon
as it's over, okay?

530
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,085
I will.

531
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:40,922
♪♪ [Woman Singing Aria ]

532
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,489
Thank you for that.

533
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,926
- We will let you know.
- Thanks.

534
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,970
This is what you get for holding an
open cattle call for <i>Funny Girl.</i>

535
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,804
Let me just put a little
“yikes” next to her name.

536
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,326
Told you we should have
made an offer to Miley Cyrus.

537
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,926
Let's just plow ahead,
shall we?

538
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,004
Rachel Berry, hit the stage.
You're up.

539
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,170
[ Heart Beating ]

540
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,649
Um, hi.

541
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,246
I'm Rachel Berry,
and <i>I'll</i> be singing a classic.

542
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,207
.L'.I' [ Pop-Rock]

543
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,562
:Oh.r

544
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,127
♪ Just a small-town girl ♪

545
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,000
♪ Livin' in a lonely world ♪

546
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:53,884
♪ She took the midnight train
going anywhere ♪

547
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,208
♪ Just a city boy;

548
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,564
♪ Born and raised
in South Detroit;

549
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:09,683
♪ He took the midnight train
going anywhere ♪

550
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,004
♪♪ [vocalizing ]

551
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,365
♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪

552
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,081
♪ A smell of wine
and cheap perfume ♪

553
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,766
♪ For a smile
they can share the night ♪

554
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,289
♪ It goes on
and on and on and on ♪

555
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:36,729
<i>♪ Strangers waiting ♪</i>

556
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,724
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪

557
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,689
♪ Their shadows ♪

558
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,845
♪ Searching in the night;

559
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,842
♪ Oh, streetlights
People ♪

560
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,527
♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪

561
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,443
♪ Hiding ♪

562
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:03,368
♪ Somewhere in the night;

563
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,921
♪ Oh, whoa ♪

564
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,244
♪ Don't stop believin' ♪

565
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,722
♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪

566
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,963
♪ Streetlights
People ♪

567
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,762
♪ Oh, oh, oh;

568
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,208
♪ Don't stop believin' ♪

569
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,921
♪ Hold on ♪

570
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:41,686
♪ Streetlights
People ♪

571
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:47,682
<i>♪ Don't stop ♪♪</i>

572
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,602
Well, thank you,
Ms... Berry.

573
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,651
That was something...
quite different.

574
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,007
Sorry. Rachel,

575
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,651
suddenly something happened to
you in the middle of the song.

576
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,324
What was going on there?

577
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,051
I was thinking
about my friends.

578
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,970
Um, how I wouldn't be
the person I am today,

579
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,811
standing in front of you, doing
what I'm doing right now...

580
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,089
if they hadn't shown me
that I could.

581
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,929
If they hadn't
believed in me.

582
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,046
Thank you.

583
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,170
[ Groans ]
Dude!

584
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,242
“Dude” yourself.
What the hell is this?

585
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,602
[ Grunts ]

586
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,365
Oh, it's from my sociology prof.

587
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,329
Guess I missed another test.
No biggie.

588
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,687
Crap. What time is it? I'm late to
play Frolf with that Cromley guy.

589
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,047
Dude, it is a biggie.
It's a very biggie.

590
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,731
Isn't that class one of your
requirements for your teaching major?

591
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,963
Don't worry. I'm gonna pass that class. The
final's worth, like, 60% of the grade.

592
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,122
<i>- I'll</i> just cram and ace it.
- Is that your dream?

593
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,328
To barely skate through school
and become a mediocre teacher?

594
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,086
Wait. Since when do you care about school
so much, man? You're not even in school.

595
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,049
Dude, this isn't
high school anymore.

596
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,329
It's not just about potential.
This is the real casaba.

597
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,607
So you're a crappy high school student.
Who cares?

598
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,126
But if you're a crappy teacher,
that means something.

599
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,884
[ Sighs ]

600
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,769
Look.

601
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,525
This has been awesome.
I'm having the time of my life.

602
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,046
And doing it with my best bud
is a dream come true.

603
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,010
But last night, I was in bed with
three chicks, and I was thinking,

604
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,844
“What is this all about
for you, Puckerman?”

605
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,241
So what'd you come up with?

606
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,482
I want to show all of 'em-

607
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,723
everyone who ever crossed the street
when I came down the sidewalk...

608
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,009
or didn't call on me in class 'cause
theyjust assumed I'd fart my answer...

609
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,321
or told me I'd be
pumping gas someday-

610
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,210
that we are
worth something.

611
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,282
That we are more than
they say we are.

612
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,885
[ Exhales Deeply]

613
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,531
I'm not saying we need to stop
having a good time, but...

614
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,922
partying this hard,
skipping out on tests-

615
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,048
that's their vision
of who we are.

616
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,966
- Doesn't have to be ours. - So what are
you gonna do? Like, enroll here now?

617
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,088
I still think school's
for suckers, but...

618
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,448
I'm gonna stay here and write my
screenplay and be on your ass 24-7...

619
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,330
to make sure that you become the
best teacher that you can be.

620
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,323
We've always known
we were special.

621
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,243
This is our chance
to prove it.

622
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,650
Yeah.

623
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,528
<i>'</i> Ew!
<i>'</i> [ Ululating ]

624
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,204
Get to work.

625
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,931
I'll grab the iron and make
us some grilled cheeses.

626
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,843
[ Groans ]

627
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,363
[School Bell Rings]

628
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,325
[ Groans ]

629
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,007
- You wanted to see us, Coach?
- Yes. Come on in and have a seat.

630
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,641
It is my understanding
that I have inherited you...

631
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,405
as cocaptains
of the Cheerios.

632
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,323
And by looking at
the two of you right now,

633
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,404
that makes me
extremely suspicious.

634
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,209
Suspicious? Why?

635
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,363
Oh, I understand why Coach
Sylvester's daughter Robin is here.

636
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,683
Sue Sylvester
is as old as the hills,

637
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,525
so when she gave birth
to her fully grown,

638
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,967
sixteen-year-old baby
with Down syndrome,

639
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,690
it was a miracle,

640
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,122
and she wanted to bring her to
school every day and show her off.

641
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,488
You're the one that makes me
suspicious, Fruity Fonzie.

642
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,803
You ain't never done a
cheerleading routine in your life,

643
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:26,284
but somehow you get Sue Sylvester to
make you cocaptain of the Cheerios,

644
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,085
and then, three weeks later,
out of nowhere,

645
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,208
Sue Sylvester gets fired.

646
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,891
That makes me
real suspicious.

647
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,281
That makes me think
that you used...

648
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,081
your handsome, fruity voodoo
powers and put a hex on her...

649
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,245
that caused her to bring a gun to school
for no reason and get real clumsy...

650
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,802
so she drops it twice,
and it goes off both times.

651
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,005
Thatsoundsfike some dark-sided,
fruity voodoo stuff to me.

652
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,209
But that didn't really happen!
Blaine had nothing to do with it!

653
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,964
How do you know?
Were you there?

654
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,371
No.

655
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,602
Exactly.
So here's the deal.

656
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,127
If you want to stay on board
as cocaptain of the Cheerios,

657
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,602
you're gonna have to take a
blood oath and loyalty pledge.

658
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,808
What?
A blood oath?

659
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,087
- Is that even safe?
- Probably not.

660
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,561
So we'll just take the oath.
Repeat after me.

661
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,883
I, Fruity Fonzie,
and adult baby Robin-

662
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,241
I, Fruity Fonzie-
I, Fruity Fonzie-

663
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,482
- and adult baby Robin-
- and adult baby Robin-

664
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,483
do solemnly swear-

665
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,369
- do solemnly swear-
- I do solemnly swear-

666
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,650
to <i>never</i> put a hex
on Coach Roz Washington-

667
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:35,487
[ Together ] to <i>never</i> hex
on Coach Roz Washington-

668
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,722
causing her to bring
a gun to school...

669
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,930
so she gets real clumsy and drops
it, and it goes off twice in a row.

670
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,844
Causing her to bring a gun to
school so she gets real clumsy...

671
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,605
and drops it so it goes off
twice in a row.

672
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,121
So help me, God. [ Both
] So help me, God.

673
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,168
You are free to go.

674
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,844
[School Bell Rings]

675
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,045
Hey, Becky, wait up.

676
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,088
Hurry up. I'm gonna
be late for calculus.

677
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,885
Becky, um, you were acting...

678
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,645
particularly strange
in there just now.

679
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,451
Do you know something I don't about
what happened with Coach Sue?

680
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,683
Mind your own gay
business, gay Blaine.

681
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,683
I don't know anything!

682
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,361
Oh!

683
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,126
[ Switch Clicks ]

684
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,521
- [ <i>Exhales Deeply]
- [ Crowd Cheering]</i>

685
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,046
[Cheering ]

686
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,404
[ Finn ]
Mr. Schue?

687
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,962
You were right.

688
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,280
About what?

689
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,922
Me.
Needing to get my focus back.

690
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,527
So I talked to the dean of
students aboutyourofien

691
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,565
and she said she's willing
to give me college credit...

692
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,041
for all the time
that I spend here helping out.

693
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,208
Is that your way
of saying apology accepted?

694
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,760
That's my way of saying
I'm willing to come back.

695
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,609
But if I do,

696
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,808
things have gotta be different.

697
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,087
No more
fetching your coffee...

698
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,321
or picking up
your dry cleaning.

699
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,926
I mean, I don't want to
come back to be a gofer.

700
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,283
It's gotta be a partnership.

701
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,044
I want to be treated
like an equal.

702
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,531
Like <i>a-</i>

703
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,730
Like a teacher.

704
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,929
And then you bring your best, and I bring
my best, and we go get another trophy.

705
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,689
That all seems fair.

706
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,649
But I also have a condition.

707
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,841
Let's just move past this.

708
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,090
All right.

709
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,684
[School Bell Rings]
[ Laughing ]

710
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,762
Looking good, Unique.
[ Chuckles ]

711
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,482
You too, Tina.
Very Jules Verne.

712
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,761
Hey, Blaine. Sam.

713
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,769
[ Australian Accent ] I'm Evan.
Sam moved to Alaska.

714
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,168
Oh. Well, tell him
he's welcome back anytime.

715
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,082
[ Exhales Deeply]

716
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,648
So, just about
20 years ago,

717
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,643
I was sitting
right where you are now.

718
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,961
I was cocaptain
of the soccer team,

719
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,284
with a forehead full of acne and a
dream of being the next Vanilla Ice.

720
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:48,082
[ Chuckles ] And standing
right here was Mrs. Adler.

721
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,929
She constantly mumbled
to herself,

722
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,480
and she stuffed used Kleenex
up her sleeves.

723
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,040
We all were convinced
that she was crazy.

724
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,531
But you know what?

725
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,490
That's why we loved her-
because we were crazy too.

726
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,291
This is the room
that always felt like home.

727
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,204
Maybe because we knew
Lillian Adler loved music...

728
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,044
almost as much
as she loved us.

729
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,847
And that's how
I feel about you.

730
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,922
Every one of you.

731
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,244
And-And I'm sorry if I made any of you feel
like you don't have a voice in this room.

732
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,681
You do.

733
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,808
And I know someone else
who does too.

734
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,522
_ [Artie ] My man! Yeah!
- [ Cheering ]

735
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:34,083
Finn and I are gonna be working
together as a team. Equal partners.

736
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,401
And we are not gonna
eat, sleep or breathe...

737
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,482
until you've blasted
through regionals...

738
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,807
and earned your rightful
spot at nationals. Yes! Yes!

739
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,888
- Whoo!Whoo!
- Yeah!

740
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,282
- Yeah! - All right. Down to
business. Marley, you're up.

741
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,490
Okay. I haven't quite memorized “Dream Vveaver”
yet, but I think I have “Sweet Dreams”-

742
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,483
Didn't I tell you?
Those are out.

743
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,285
I want you to teach us
one of your original songs.

744
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,566
If that's okay.

745
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,361
- Pdlovethat - So shall it be
written, so shall it be done!

746
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,084
Yeah!
[Cheering ]

747
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,881
Yeah!

748
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,770
[ Cheering, Chattering ]

749
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,568
So what is
Broadway Daycare exactly?

750
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,329
All the show people
who have kids-

751
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,290
while they're rehearsing or performing-
they send them to Shelby's studio,

752
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,522
and she teaches them, like,
dance routines and songs...

753
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,404
and plays
theater games with them.

754
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,960
It's like <i>Fame</i> for toddlers.

755
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,850
Well, no news
is good news, right?

756
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,724
Cookie?

757
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,121
At this point,
if I haven't heard anything-

758
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,925
Life goes on.

759
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,243
You know, Fanny was just a dream.
I read on BroadwayVVorld.com...

760
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,523
that they're doing a production of Sweeney
<i>Todd</i> at the Pasadena Playhouse, and-

761
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,568
I don't know- I think Johanna
could be a good role for me.

762
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,802
Do you regret not doing
Barbra for the audition?

763
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,770
No way.

764
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,689
Honestly,
something so special...

765
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,564
and something magical
happened in that room,

766
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,883
and if those producers are too
narrow-minded or star-obsessed-

767
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,530
[ Buzzing ]

768
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,930
Oh, my God.

769
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,604
[ Buzzing Continues]

770
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,808
Oh, my God. It's a number I
don't recognize. What do I do?

771
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,365
Uh, answer it.
Pick it up?

772
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,091
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay. Hello?

773
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,162
Uh, yes. This is she.

774
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,162
Yeah, of- of cour-
of course.

775
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,689
Yes. Yes.

776
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,122
Thank you so much.
Thank you.

777
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,202
That was one of the producers.

778
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,486
And?

779
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,680
- And I got a callback for Fanny!
- Oh!

780
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,450
I got a callback! [
Laughing ] You did it!

781
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,081
I got a callback! I'm so happy!
You did it!

782
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,648
♪ Who's to say;

783
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,247
♪ Who's not okay? ♪

784
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,166
♪ The breakaways ♪

785
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,767
♪ Will outlast
Will outlast ♪

786
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,401
♪ Sticks and stones ♪

787
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,563
♪ Won't break these bones ♪

788
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,611
♪ They're just some drones ♪

789
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,401
♪ To get past
<i>I'll</i> get past;

790
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,610
- ♪ Feeling downcast ♪
- ♪ You're feeling ♪

791
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:32,129
♪ Like an outcast;

792
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,771
- ♪ Underdogs, it's-;
- ♪ Yeah ♪

793
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,162
♪ Time to-
It's time to bite back;

794
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:41,608
♪ We are, we are, we are ♪

795
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,571
♪ Stronger from every scar;

796
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,564
♪ Brighter than any star;

797
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,201
♪ We're the outcast
Ou-Ou-Outcast ♪

798
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,802
♪ There's nothing you can say;

799
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,362
♪ To blow our dreams away;

800
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,206
♪ We rise above the fray ♪

801
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,921
♪ We're the outcast
Ou-Ou-Outcast ♪

802
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,083
♪ I'd rather be
outrageous than ♪

803
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,563
♪ Just another
dull cliché again ♪

804
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,042
♪ I'd rather be
a rainbow than ♪

805
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,806
♪ Just some shade of gray;

806
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,202
♪ We are, we are, we are ♪

807
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,806
♪ Stronger from every scar;

808
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,006
♪ Yeah ♪

809
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,448
- ♪ Brighter than any star;
- ♪ Yeah ♪

810
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:37,964
<i>3 The outcast 3
3 The outcast 3</i>

811
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,169
♪ Yeah ♪

812
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,686
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

813
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,287
♪ Stronger from every scar;

814
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,607
♪ The outcast Ou-Ou-Outcast
♪ ♪ Outcast ♪

815
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,409
<i>♪ Outcast ♪</i>

816
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,131
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

817
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,521
♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪

818
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,250
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh;

819
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,847
- ♪ Brighter than any star; -3
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh;

820
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,527
- ♪ The outcast The outcast
♪ - ♪ Ou-Ou-Outcast ♪

821
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:10,208
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

822
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,487
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

823
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,927
♪ We are, we are, we are ♪

824
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,525
'.I'Yeah_;~
'-I' We are;

825
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,969
♪ The outcast
Ou-Ou-Outcast ♪♪

826
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,482
<i>♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]</i>

827
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:31,168
<i>♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj</i>

828
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,083
<i>♪ ./' [ Ends ]</i>

