1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,684 I hold in my hand, 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:05,489 ladies and gentlemen, 3 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:07,369 our competition for regionals. 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,761 [Cheering ] 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,127 - Drumroll, please. - [ Imitating Drumroll ] 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,366 From... 7 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,329 North Central High School in Indianapolis- 8 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,402 - the Hoosierdaddies. - That's very clever. 9 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:21,087 And from Our Lady of Perpetual Loneliness in Battle Creek, Michigan, 10 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,650 the Nun-Touchables. 11 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,609 [ Blaine ] Wait. Is that a convent? 12 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,682 Now, guys, I like our chances against both these squads, 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,524 but we still got a lot of work to do. 14 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,364 Mr. Schue, please stop talking. I have an announcement. 15 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,442 I regret to inform you... 16 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,807 a deadly asteroid is headed our way. 17 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,606 Wait. Didn't we just go through this at Christmas? 18 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,650 Yeah, and is it true you and Sam got married? Did that happen? 19 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,564 Shut up, Tina. I'm naming this comet Tubbington-Bopp, 20 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,165 and it is headed straight for Lima. 21 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,766 - Wait. So is it an asteroid or a comet? - It's both. 22 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,684 - Wouldn't NASA know something about this? - We can't trust NASA. 23 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,651 Last month a meteor exactly like Tubbington-Bopp hit Russia with no warning at all. 24 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,405 - Oh, so now it's a meteor. - That's right, Artie. And when this meteorite hits, 25 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,609 I will not be spending my time in this room preparing for regionals. 26 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,887 I will be spending my last hours making amends... 27 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,968 with somebody who I need to get right with. 28 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,724 Somebody who I love very much- 29 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,320 Lord Tubbington. 30 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,004 So go back to your homes and hide your wife, 31 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,048 hide your kids and hide your wife. 32 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,724 McKinley High, I salute you. 33 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,209 [ Brittany] I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar... 34 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,090 has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs, 35 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,844 which was a global yeast infection. 36 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,002 Do you think God will let me be a girl angel in heaven? 37 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,605 Wait. There are girl and boy angels? 38 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,251 Does that mean you can have angel sex? 39 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,721 [Will ] All right. Show of hands. 40 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,408 Who's worried about Brittany's meteor-asteroid-comet prediction? 41 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,767 Okay. Well, here's how I see it. 42 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,649 There are two possible outcomes. 43 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,449 First, the meteor misses us, 44 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,329 and we go to regionals and we kick butt, 45 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,131 which will only happen if we prepare. 46 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,170 Or... we only have a few days to live. 47 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,649 And if that's the case, 48 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,643 we need to say everything we need to say... 49 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,165 to the people we love. 50 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,969 I can tell you from those couple weeks... 51 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,202 where I couldn't talk to Emma, that there is nothing worse... 52 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,442 than unfinished business with the one you love. 53 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,409 And meteor or no meteor, 54 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,403 any moment you have with those people... 55 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,642 might be your last one. 56 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,200 Bruce Springsteen always says... 57 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,044 that he plays every show as if it's his last. 58 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,323 And that is the kind of urgency we need at regionals this year. 59 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,570 So this week... 60 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,803 we're either gonna sing our last songs to each other... 61 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:35,209 or get in touch with what it feels like to do that. 62 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,486 [School Bell Rings] 63 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,450 Okay, everyone, let's make the most of it. 64 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,489 Dude. Dude, I saw her. 65 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,403 She goes here. I can't believe the coincidence. 66 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,244 Whoa. Slow down. Saw who? 67 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,164 Her. Katie. [ Sighs ] 68 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,810 Okay, listen. I haven't told you... 69 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,325 'cause it's a little embarrassing, 70 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,930 but I've been having this textlationship... 71 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,525 with this girl I met online. 72 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,125 She's funny. She's smart. She totally gets me. 73 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,521 But I figured she lived, like, halfway across the country or something... 74 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,090 and I'd have to steal my mom's Volvo... 75 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,407 for a spring break roadie to God knows where just to meet her. 76 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,211 But just this morning I was taking that English test on 7.984, 77 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,363 getting totally frustrated about how I'm supposed to write an essay on the dystopian future... 78 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,966 when the book is set, like, 13 years before I was even born. 79 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,123 And ('hen I looked up I0 clear my head, and ('here she was. 80 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,603 [ Man Singing ] ♪ There is one in a million like you ♪ 81 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,284 I couldn't believe it. I thought I was hallucinating, 82 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,408 but she looked right back at me as she walked by. 83 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,050 It was definitely her. 84 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,885 I tried to get up and go after her, but- 85 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,883 I think I'm in love with this girl. 86 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,361 [ Chuckles ] Dude, you've got to slow down. 87 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,970 You haven't even met her yet. 88 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,610 It's like I've more than met her, okay? 89 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,490 Without all the awkwardness of looks or clothes or hairdos, 90 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:41,042 we really got to know each other, on the real. 91 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,043 I've got to meet her. 92 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,243 I think I'm gonna skip next hour and go class to class, looking in windows until I find her. 93 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,810 Okay, and then what? 94 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,689 You can't just walk into the middle of some class. 95 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,127 Can't wait for her in the hall and say, “Hi. I'm in love with you.” 96 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,043 You need some kind of a plan. 97 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,249 And it has to be special. [ School Bell Rings ] 98 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,124 Lord Tubbington- [ Purrs] 99 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,806 I know that through the years we haven't always gotten along. 100 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,123 Like the time that you filed paperwork to have me committed, 101 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,168 or the time you told the police that I was the one... 102 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,447 that brutally murdered that whole family of mice. 103 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,483 But I want you to know... 104 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,689 that through it all, I always loved you. 105 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,762 I don't think he believes me. 106 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,569 'Cause he won't say that he loves me too. 107 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,449 What's Lord Tubbington's favorite song? 108 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,763 Maybe you could let him know how much he means to you by singing it to him. 109 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,764 I stopped singing to Lord Tubbington out of protest when he joined the K.K.K.K., 110 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,330 which is the Ku Klux Klan for Kats. 111 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,971 You could bring him by, and then we could all sing to him. 112 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,003 That way, you know, he'll see how much you love him, 113 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,320 and everybody else in the Glee Club... 114 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,609 will stop feeling like you're choosing a cat over them. 115 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,162 Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius. 116 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,283 H-Hey. How you doing? 117 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,250 - Me? - Yeah, you. I've been dying to talk to you. 118 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,007 [ Chuckles ] Seriously? Yeah. 119 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,243 I saw you walk by my class and I almost ran out of a test to come meet you. 120 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,322 [ Chuckles ] I'm kind of freaking out right now. 121 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,164 That's cool. So am I. 122 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,971 Uh, sorry. I should really do this properly. I'm Ryder Lynn. 123 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,764 Yeah. Yeah, I know who you are. 124 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,808 Would you mind coming with me? 125 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,686 [Whispers ] Hey, how you doing? What is happening? 126 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,888 And- 127 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,928 [Whispering ] who are they? 128 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,731 They're the band. 129 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,081 And- Oh, my... God. 130 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,128 If I know you the way I think I do, 131 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,440 you're gonna love it even more after. 132 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,642 ♪♪ [ Ballad 1 133 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,611 ♪ It's a little bit funny; 134 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,008 ♪ This feeling inside ♪ 135 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,526 ♪ I'm not one of those ♪ 136 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:57,084 ♪ Who can easily hide ♪ 137 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,527 ♪ Don't have much money; 138 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,127 ♪ But, boy, if I did ♪ 139 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,808 ♪ I'd buy a big house where ♪ 140 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,168 ♪ We both could live ♪ 141 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,282 ♪ If I was a sculptor; [Chuckles] 142 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,125 ♪ But then again, no ♪ 143 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,329 ♪ Or a man who makes potions ♪ 144 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:27,246 ♪ In a traveling show; 145 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,881 ♪ Oh, I know it's not much ♪ 146 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,965 ♪ But it's the best I can do ♪ 147 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:42,287 ♪ My gift is my song, and this one's for you ♪ 148 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,884 ♪ And you can tell everybody; 149 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,008 ♪ This is your song ♪ 150 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,000 ♪ It may be quite simple but; 151 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,243 ♪ Now that it's done ♪ 152 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:04,006 ♪ I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind ♪ 153 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:08,802 ♪ That I put down in words ♪ 154 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,771 ♪ How wonderful life is ♪ 155 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,084 ♪ While you're in the world ♪ 156 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,762 ♪ I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind ♪ 157 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,323 ♪ That I put down in words ♪ 158 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,689 ♪ How wonderful life is ♪ 159 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:36,243 ♪ While you're in the world ♪ 160 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:44,764 ♪ While you're in the world ♪♪ 161 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,486 [ Chuckles ] [Laughs] 162 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,131 Okay, you are such a good singer, 163 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,005 and your arms are, like, so hunky. 164 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,367 I'm literally dying. [Laughs] 165 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,169 Uh, but... why me? 166 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,369 After all the time we've spent getting to know each other on Facebook... 167 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,204 and-and l.M.'ing and texting, 168 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,009 I wanted the first time we met in person... 169 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,082 to be something we remembered for the rest of our lives. 170 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,243 Okay. But we haven't been doing any of those things. 171 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,641 Yeah, we have. 172 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,683 The last few weeks, we've told each other everything- 173 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,569 all our secrets, our dreams. 174 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,490 Come on, Katie. You don't have to be embarrassed. 175 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,763 But my name's not Katie. It's Marissa. 176 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,684 No. No, I, um- Look. See? 177 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,047 Uh, here are all our texts, 178 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,009 and that's a picture you sent me of yourself. 179 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,527 Well, yeah, that's my picture, but I didn't send it to you. 180 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,921 I-I never wrote any of those texts. 181 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,689 Oh, my God. Someone's catfishing you. It happened to Manti Te'o. 182 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,206 Someone stole a picture of me... 183 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,204 and used it to create a fake identity to get close to you. 184 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,248 Who the hell would do something like that? 185 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,044 I'm so sorry, Ryder. 186 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,282 But please- Please call me. 187 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,809 I, um- 188 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,162 [School Bell Rings] 189 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,163 Hey! Hey! 190 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,084 Hey, which one of you was it? [Jake] VVhoa,dude.Dude. 191 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,242 It was you, wasn't it? What are you doing? Calm down. 192 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,721 Stringing me along online, pretending to be somebody else, 193 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,246 getting me to send you... pictures. 194 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,721 Because you still like me, and this is your warped way of showing it. 195 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,165 Well, that's messed up, Marley. 196 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:29,370 Ryder, I swear to you, it-it- This is not me. 197 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,847 Then it was you. Dude, I wouldn't do something like this. 198 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,844 You know, I get it. [ Chuckles ] All right? 199 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,161 I get it that you didn't like me back. 200 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,765 I get it that I crossed the line, 201 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,763 but you didn't have to humiliate me. 202 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,248 You didn't have to make me feel so pathetic. 203 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,810 I thought you were still my friends. 204 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,645 I swear to you, we did not do this. 205 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,005 It had to be somebody close to me. 206 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,242 Somebody who knew exactly what to say to get me to trust them. 207 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,243 Do you want to talk about it? 208 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,049 I don't want anything from anyone. 209 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,726 Especially not either of you. Dude. 210 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,290 Dude. 211 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,281 ♪ Saying I love you ♪ 212 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:29,811 ♪ Is not the words I want to hear from you ♪ 213 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,601 ♪ It's not that I want you ♪ 214 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,682 ♪ Not to say: 215 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:40,402 ♪ But if you only knew; 216 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,962 ♪ How easy ♪ 217 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:50,247 ♪ It would be to show me how you feel ♪ 218 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:54,211 [ Brittany, Sam ] ♪ More than words ♪ 219 00:10:54,280 --> 00:11:00,322 ♪ Is all you have to do to make it real ♪ 220 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:05,884 ♪ Then you wouldn't have to say ♪ 221 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,965 ♪ That you love me ♪ 222 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:16,127 ♪ 'Cause I'd already know ♪ 223 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:21,286 ♪ What would you do ♪ 224 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:26,685 ♪ If my heart was torn in two? ♪ 225 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:31,084 ♪ More than words to show you feel ♪ 226 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:37,122 ♪ That your love for me is real ♪ 227 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,888 ♪ What would you say; 228 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:47,046 ♪ If I took those words away ♪ 229 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:52,763 ♪ Then you couldn't make things new ♪ 230 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:57,562 ♪ Just by saying I love ♪ 231 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:02,726 _ ♪ YOU ♪♪ - [ Purring ] 232 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,326 [School Bell Rings] [ Sighs ] 233 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,402 ♪♪ [Whistles ] 234 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,922 ♪♪ [ Accordion ] 235 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,168 What is this? 236 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,040 A little din-din, inspired by one of our favorite movies. 237 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,367 The Godfather? Lady and the Tramp. 238 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,244 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 239 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,651 Mmm. Oh. 240 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,205 Come sit down. This looks great. 241 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,681 Right here. I mean, what-what's this all about? 242 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,321 Well, as you've heard, that Tubbington-Bopp's getting close to Earth. 243 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,647 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 244 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,688 And if it hits, we're all gonna be deader... 245 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,161 than a bunch of baby chickens fighting a dachshund. 246 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,210 So, I figured if I had one more week upright, 247 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,841 I wanted to do something special with my most special friend. 248 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,645 Well, that is very lovely. Thank you so much. 249 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,449 And, hey, why worry about cams... 250 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,124 when we're all gonna die anyway? 251 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,282 Hello. Hello. 252 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,842 So, I heard about your, uh, Glee lesson- 253 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,288 about last chances and finally saying everything you want to say. 254 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,728 Yeah, I think that the kids are really taking to it. Mmm. 255 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,802 This is delicious. 256 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,645 I boiled the pasta in the hot tub in the training room. 257 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,484 I-I changed the water first. 258 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,528 But there is something about that thing... 259 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,921 that just gives it the perfect al dente. 260 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,445 All right. 261 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:29,491 So, anyway. Oh, man. 262 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,723 I have punched a charging hippo square in the face... 263 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,849 and not been as scared as I am right now. 264 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,724 Talk to me. What-What is going on? 265 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:42,169 You were the-the first guy that was ever willing to kiss me. 266 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,801 The first one that ever made me feel like a girl. 267 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,770 I am proud to have been that man in your life. 268 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,320 [ Exhales] 269 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,686 Whoa. [ Chuckles ] 270 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,606 I want you to be the man in my life. 271 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,401 For the first time since we've known each other, we're both single. 272 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,604 Oh, please, say something. 273 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,685 L- If you don't, I'm-I'm gonna die. 274 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,683 Shannon, 275 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,888 Emma and I are back together. 276 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,689 I've been meaning to tell you about it. 277 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,728 I mean, we have been for a week or so. 278 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,962 I-I want you to be happy for me, and I-I- 279 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,726 Let's just talk about this over this incredible dinner. 280 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,810 L-I don't think I have much of an appetite. I'm sorry. 281 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,723 [ Sighs ] Shannon. 282 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,168 [ Sighs ] 283 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,643 [ Cell Phone Vibrates ] [School Bell Rings] 284 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,043 - [ Girl's Voice] - [ Ryder's Voice] 285 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,282 - [ Girl] Please don't be mad. - Of course I'm mad. 286 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,847 You've been lying to me. Only about my name and my pic. 287 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,810 Then who the hell are you? 288 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,171 [ Ryder] I care about you. But how much longer you expect this to go on without meeting? 289 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,890 When we meet. Today. 290 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:18,162 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 291 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,521 [ Clatters ] 292 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,881 Esteemed members of the Astronomy Club, I have an announcement. 293 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:30,010 I have recently discovered that the Tubbington-Bopp is not an asteroid. 294 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,005 It is a dead ladybug at the end of my telescope. 295 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,565 And I have also discovered... 296 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,041 that my telescope is not a telescope. 297 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,490 It is a Pringles can. 298 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,802 Hallelujah, we're saved! [ Chuckling ] 299 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,689 Whoo! [ Becky] Oh, thank God! 300 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:51,129 However- However, I feel that I have disgraced this fine institution... 301 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,282 and I am hereby disbanding the Astronomy Club. 302 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,806 What? This club is my community service. 303 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,646 Shine on, young astronomers, and, I guess, good night... 304 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,687 forever. 305 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,604 It's good news. We're alive. 306 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,409 I'm sorry. 307 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,204 Can I talk to you for a second? 308 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,890 Sure. What's up? 309 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,883 The meteor made me realize... 310 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,645 that there is something I really want to say to you. 311 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,087 Brittany, I have always looked up to you. 312 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,401 Thank you, Becky. 313 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,290 Let's both not ever graduate. 314 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,761 The-The world out there is really scary. 315 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,731 Someday they will make me leave here, 316 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,763 and I don't know what I'm going to do. 317 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,763 Okay, but, Becky, I can't stay here. 318 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,731 I aced my S.A.T.'s, which means that if I graduate, 319 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,723 I can go to whatever college I want to. 320 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,201 But I can't go to college. 321 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,931 Becky, I know it's scary. 322 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,765 And it would be so cool to be a Cheerio again with you next year. 323 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,123 But I have to move on. And so do you. 324 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,204 Yeah. And if you really prepare yourself, 325 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,489 the world won't seem like such a scary place. 326 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,126 Pinkie promise? Pinkie promise that. 327 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,004 I love you, Brittany. I love you too. 328 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,362 Hey, Will, you wanted to see me? 329 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,886 We wanted you to join us for our first annual... 330 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,008 “Thank God the world isn't ending” Glee practice. 331 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,525 It's where I can throw Junior Mints at Marley... 332 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,967 without feeling bad about it again. Sit down. 333 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,690 Mmm, I don't know, Will. 334 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,445 Come on. We're gonna sing some songs, maybe bust out a few dance moves. 335 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,291 I may even rap. [Laughs] Okay. 336 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,801 All right! Let's get started. 337 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,927 [ Gunshot] 338 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,480 [ Girl Screams ] [ Footsteps Running ] 339 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,847 - [Gunshot] - [Girl ] Oh, my God. 340 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,207 Everyone just spread out and hide. Spread out and hide. 341 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,362 - Find a place to hide. Kitty, go over there. - No, wait. 342 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,204 [Chattering ] 343 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,162 - [ Indistinct Shouting ] - [ Footsteps Running ] 344 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,447 [Students Clamoring ] 345 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,642 [ Metronome Ticking ] 346 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,282 - Are we even sure those are gunshots? - Shh! 347 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,523 [Ticking Continues] 348 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,564 [ Girl Sobs ] Everyone- Here. Hey, guys. Guys, guys. 349 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:28,328 Start texting, tweeting. Let everyone know what's going on. 350 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,529 But don't tell them we're here, all right? Shooters have smartphones too. 351 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,490 [Whispers ] It's okay. 352 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,688 [Ticking Continues] 353 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,161 [ Phone Clicking ] 354 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,448 [ Girl Sobs ] 355 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,364 [Will ] All right, guys. We're all just gonna stay here, okay? 356 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,649 [ Phones Clicking ] Got nowhere to be. We don't know what's out there. 357 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,121 - [ Thud ] - Shh. Shh. 358 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,003 [Cell Phone Buzzes] 359 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,003 [Will 1 Shh,shh,shh,shh. 360 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,242 [ Panting ] I love you 9UY3- 361 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,403 [Girl Sobbing ] 362 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,326 [ Running Footsteps Approaching ] 363 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,562 [ GulpS ] 364 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,406 - [ Doorknob Rattles] - [ Footsteps Continue] 365 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,488 [ Doorknob Rattles] [ Footsteps Continue] 366 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,403 - [ Door Slams ] - [ Beiste Gasps] 367 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,086 [ Girl Sobs ] 368 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,288 [ Beiste] It's okay. Shh. 369 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,290 It's okay. [ Sobbing ] 370 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,362 [Jake] It's all right. 371 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,811 Sam. Sam. 372 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,724 [Will ] Sam. What's he doing? 373 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,046 Sam, get down. I have to go. 374 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,600 Brittany doesn't have her phone. She's in the bathroom. 375 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,048 - She left it here. - Sam. Sam. Sit down, Sam. Sit down. 376 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,328 [ Sighs ] 377 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,164 [ Panting ] 378 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,766 Tina isn't here either. 379 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,326 - [Girl Sniffling ] - [Ticking Continues] 380 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,482 [Water Running ] 381 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,410 [ Quiet Sobbing ] 382 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,921 [ Sniffles ] 383 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,970 [Water Dripping ] 384 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,842 [ Sniffles ] 385 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,968 [ Dripping Continues] 386 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,883 [ Clicking ] [ Kitty ] Who are you texting? 387 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,606 [ Sniffles ] It's my mom. [ Metronome Continues ] 388 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,006 There's no back way out when you're in the kitchen. [ Sobs ] 389 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,889 [Will ] Shh. [ Ticking Continues ] 390 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,247 [ Sobs ] [Jake] It's okay. It's okay. 391 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,481 Where is she? 392 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,324 [ Phone Buzzing ] 393 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,804 [Steam Hissing ] 394 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,606 I don't know why she's not answering. 395 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,250 No one's gonna hurt your mom. She'll be okay. 396 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,681 [ Sobbing ] Everyone really likes her. 397 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,723 [Sobbing ] 398 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,160 Marley. 399 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,766 When we were doing Grease, I took in all your costumes... 400 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,330 so that you'd think you were fat. 401 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,526 [ Sniffles ] 402 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,241 I'm so sorry. [ Sobbing ] 403 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,122 [Ticking Continues] 404 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,170 [ Kitty Sobbing ] I have to go. 405 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,611 Where are you going? Ihaveto. 406 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,523 -[Jake] No, are you crazy? - Shh. 407 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,210 Kitty. Stay down. 408 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,367 ' [ Jak . - Yes! e ] 409 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,523 [Jake] Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. 410 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,443 [Sobbing ] 411 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,931 Get down. 412 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,968 [ Artie, Blaine ] Sam. Sam. 413 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,485 [Will ] Sam. I have to go. I gotta go. 414 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,050 She's all alone. She doesn't have anybody out there. 415 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,007 Sam, no. I don't care. 416 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,724 Come on, Sam. I don't care. 417 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,201 - [ Will ] Come on, Sam! - [Sam ] No, let go of me! I'm going! 418 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,203 Stop, Sam! No, stop it. [ Muffled Shouting ] 419 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,009 [ Beiste] Shh. Sam. 420 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,485 [ Muffled ] I don't care! Shh! 421 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,130 [ Muffled ] I don't care! 422 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,440 Sam, listen. 423 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,569 You are putting everybody's life in danger. 424 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,211 Look at them. 425 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,449 [ Crying ] Look at them. Sam, it's okay. 426 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,329 It's okay, Sam. 427 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,171 Sit- Go sit. Go sit with Artie. Go sit with him. 428 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,605 [ Girl Coughs ] 429 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,482 [Ticking Continues] 430 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,321 [ Sniffling ] 431 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,482 [ Hissing Continues] 432 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,843 [ Sighs ] 433 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,002 [Ticking ] 434 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,963 [ Sighs ] Shh. 435 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,644 [Wade ] Ryder, what are you doing? 436 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,131 [Whispers ] Get down! 437 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,964 [Jake] What are you doing? 438 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,608 [Artie ] What are you doing? 439 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,963 [ Sighs ] 440 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,688 [Chattering ] [ Sirens Wailing ] 441 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,684 Principal Figgins, I need to go back in. It's Glee practice. 442 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,325 No way! Everyone is in the choir room. 443 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,687 Not until the police go in and give the all clear! I was late. 444 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,689 [ Sobs ] Wait up. Wait up. 445 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,363 [Camera Beeps] Artie, what are you doing? 446 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,091 [Artie ] If we don't get out of here, people need to see this. 447 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,322 [Ticking Continues] 448 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,971 Does anybody have anything they want to say? 449 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,042 [ Ryder] Yeah. Me. 450 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,049 [ Sniffles, Sighs ] 451 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,849 [ Panting ] 452 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,321 I love you, Dad. 453 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,370 Thanks for, like, everything. 454 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,920 And I know I don't always let you know, 455 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,088 but you've taught me a lot. 456 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,162 [ Sighs ] 457 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,564 [ Sniffles ] 458 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,325 There's a fake bottom... to my desk drawer. 459 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,606 [ Sniffles ] 460 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,530 If you look under it, um, 461 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,849 there's a journal with a bunch of songs that I wrote. 462 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,569 I've never told anyone, but I'm really proud of them. 463 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,847 [ Sighs ] 464 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,206 Uh- [ Sniffles ] 465 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,885 Mom, Puck- [ Sniffles ] 466 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,002 I love you 9UY3- [Cries] 467 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,765 [ Beiste] You guys, turn it off. 468 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,726 Please, turn it off. [ Artie Whispers ] Sam. 469 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,801 [Camera Beeps] 470 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,803 [ Dripping Continues] 471 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,042 [ Door Opens ] 472 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,845 [ Footsteps] 473 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,286 [ Footsteps] 474 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,442 [ Dripping Continues] 475 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,486 - [Will ] Brittany? - [ Gasps ] Mr. Schue. 476 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,523 Oh, God. [ Sighs, Sniffles ] 477 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,325 [ Latches Click ] It's okay. It's okay. 478 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,090 [ Brittany Sniffles ] [ Squeaks ] 479 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,801 [Sighs] Everyone all right? 480 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,202 [ Sniffles ] I want to call her. 481 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,602 -[Jake] Who? - Katie. 482 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,284 I thought you said she was fake? 483 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,328 Look, she's someone, 484 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,402 and I still care about her, okay? 485 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,926 [ Sniffles ] I'm calling her. Yeah. 486 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,889 [ Sniffles ] 487 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,602 [ Sighs ] Come on, pick up, pick up. Pick up, please. Please. 488 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,650 [ Phone Rings ] 489 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,729 [ Ringing Continues] 490 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,370 [Ticking Continues] 491 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,161 [ Ringing Continues] 492 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,402 [ Ringing Continues ] [ Whispers ] Turn it off. 493 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,687 - Turn the phone off. - Shh. 494 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,250 [ Beiste ] Find that phone and turn it off. 495 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,448 - Hang up the phone, Ryder. - [ Marley] Hang up. 496 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,050 Hang up... the phone. Shh! Shh! Shut up. 497 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,083 Hang up. [ Beiste ] Shh. 498 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,162 [ Ringing Stops ] 499 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,362 [ Pounds Fist] 500 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,442 [Ticking Continues] 501 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,841 [ Ryder Panting ] 502 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,202 [ Knocking Quietly] 503 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,330 [Will Whispers ] In. 504 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,563 [ Gasps ] 505 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,130 [Whispers ] Thank you. 506 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,208 Mr. Schue, Brittany. 507 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,488 [Will Sighs ] 508 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,090 [ Man In Distance ] All clear! [Girl Crying ] 509 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,400 Is everybody in here? 510 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,450 [ In Distance] All clear! 511 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,727 All clear! [Will Sighs ] 512 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,646 All clear! 513 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,088 [ Sighs ] All clear! 514 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,567 [ Sighing ] Oh, my God. 515 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,166 [ Sniffling ] 516 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,404 [Whimpers, Sniffles ] 517 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,482 [ Beiste Grunts] 518 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,801 [ Marley Sobbing ] 519 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,564 - [Will ] Come here, everyone. - [ Beiste ] Come here. 520 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,564 - [ Brittany ] Where's Tina? - [ Beiste ] You guys get over here. Come here. 521 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,642 You kids, get in here. [Crying ] 522 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,127 It's okay. It's okay. We're all here. 523 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,290 [ Crying ] [Will ] I love you all. 524 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,643 I love you guys. Every one of you. 525 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,206 [ Crying ] You guys were awesome. 526 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:47,410 [Ticking Continues] 527 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,926 [ Beiste] You guys go ahead. 528 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,010 [Ticking Stops] 529 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,923 [ Sighs ] 530 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,368 [ Indistinct Chatter, Crying ] 531 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,241 [School Bell Rings] 532 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,008 [ Man ] Figgins? [ Spray Can Shaking ] 533 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,121 [ Indistinct, Overlapping Chatter] 534 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,324 [ High-pitched Squeaking ] 535 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,561 [Beeps] 536 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,330 Seriously? Mm-hmm. 537 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,646 [Beeps] 538 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,563 [ High-pitched Warbling ] 539 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,723 [ Sue ] At the risk of stepping out of character, 540 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,962 I brought doughnuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves, 541 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,761 until some rent-a-cop put his greasy palm prints all over my French crullers. 542 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,444 Hmm. I don't mind. 543 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,525 I'll never forget the look on their faces when that gun went off. 544 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,171 Something was taken from them. 545 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,484 Their innocence, their idealism, their feeling of safety. 546 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,961 I just hope we get the students back. 547 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,088 Half of them didn't even show up today. 548 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,766 Oh, my goodness. I haven't seen this level of overreaction... 549 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,164 since Janet Jackson showed her saggy fun bag at the Super Bowl. 550 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,890 What if it wasn't even a gun? 551 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,531 You ever think about that? Cops didn't find one. 552 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,206 It could just as easily have been firecrackers or a car backfiring. 553 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,760 I grew up on a farm, and I know what a gunshot sounds like. 554 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,127 Somebody fired a gun in this school. 555 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,891 And quite frankly, I don't feel safe... 556 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,487 knowing there's some kid with a gun stuffed in his backpack walking around these halls. 557 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,881 No. Either the kid took the gun home, 558 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,968 in which case they won't be able to bring it back... 559 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,610 because of the new metal detectors, 560 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,728 or the kid stashed it somewhere here at school. 561 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,884 Yeah. In which case the police are going to find it. 562 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,450 I mean, they are searching every locker... 563 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,443 and interviewing every single student. 564 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,204 Every single student? 565 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,569 Yeah. Then when they find who did it, the kid's going to be expelled. 566 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,931 Well, no student's going to get expelled. 567 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,886 [ Beiste ] Why not? 'Cause it was my gun. 568 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,129 [School Bell Rings] 569 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,204 It's registered. I have a license for it. 570 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,328 I'm sorry, but in light of recent events, 571 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,323 I feel more safe with it in my office. 572 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,450 Look, Sue, I'm not going to argue the merits of armed teachers right now. 573 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,761 It's a different world from when you and I started teaching. 574 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,330 Or rather, when I started teaching, 575 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,243 and you started doing whatever it is that you do. 576 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:34,611 The safety net of the public mental health system is gone. 577 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,047 Parents with troubled kids are too busy working three jobs... 578 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,690 to look after them, 579 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,684 and the gun yahoos have everyone so worked up... 580 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,603 about Obama taking away their guns... 581 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,524 that every house has a readily available arsenal. 582 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,206 But having a gun to make you feel safe, 583 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,080 and shooting it in a school are two different things. 584 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,925 I was just doing my daily safety check, 585 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,646 making sure Uma Thurman- that's what I call her- 586 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,643 - [ Beeping ] - was locked up tight, 587 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,370 and she accidentally went off. 588 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,161 When she fired, I dropped her. 589 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,891 And the second shot came when the gun hit the floor. 590 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,883 This doesn't make any sense, Sue. 591 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,531 Bullets leave bullet marks, shell casings. 592 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,563 The casings are at the bottom of a lake. 593 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:20,328 And I moved some posters and a tub of protein powder to cover up the holes. 594 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,283 “Cover-up” is the optimal phrase. 595 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,121 I panicked. Okay? I'm- 596 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,726 [ Scoffs ] I'm sorry. 597 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,725 It took a couple of days for me to come to my senses. 598 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,044 But I'm here now, ready to take my punishment. 599 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,410 You do realize my hands are tied, don't you? 600 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,563 I have to report to the police and the school board. 601 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,530 There are policies in place, Sue. 602 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,523 Zero-tolerance policies. 603 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,046 Yeah, I'm aware of them. 604 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,922 You know, it's funny how this stuff works out. 605 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,322 An entire career doing the right thing, winning. 606 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,251 I sent Cheerios off to the Ivy Leagues. 607 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,048 I educated girls who are C.E.O.'s of Fortune 500 companies. 608 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,329 They're mothers, gold medalists. 609 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,882 I've coached two Grammy winners, an Internet billionaire... 610 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,009 and a lesbian secretary of state. 611 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,121 But all I'll be remembered for... 612 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,449 is this one thing. 613 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,647 It'll be the first line of my obituary. 614 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,642 I'm sorry, Sue. 615 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,885 I have no choice. 616 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,567 [ Blaine ] I couldn't sleep. 617 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,608 Neither could my mom and dad, 618 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,648 so we just stayed up all night, talking... 619 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,008 and crying and hugging each other. 620 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,003 I know. My parents wanted me to stay home this week, 621 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,367 but I told them no way. 622 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,489 It sounds crazy, Blaine, but I- 623 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,086 I wanted to be in that choir room with you guys. Believe me, you didn't. 624 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,686 It was the most scared I think I've ever been in my life. 625 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,843 Me too, but not because of what was happening, 626 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,649 but because I couldn't get to you, 627 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,681 or do anything to help you or- [ Sighs ] 628 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,649 [Voice Breaking ] Or even say good-bye. 629 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,440 L-I think the important thing is that no one got hurt. 630 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,648 Yeah. [ Sniffles ] 631 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,167 And that you know that you're my family. [ Sniffles ] 632 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,528 Everybody in that room is my family. 633 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,489 And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me... 634 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,571 is some snarky comment about how I never get solos. [Laughs] 635 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,802 [Crying ] 636 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,442 [Sobbing ] [ Laughing ] 637 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,124 Oh, I love you, Tina. 638 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,123 [ Both Laughing ] 639 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,124 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 640 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,163 Now you listen to me. 641 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,805 You were there in the choir room with us. 642 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,367 Mm-hmm. Okay? You were there. 643 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,970 [Tina Cries] Come on. 644 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,690 [ Both Sniffling ] 645 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,931 [ School Bell Rings ] Read my lips, because we know you can't read words. 646 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,286 I didn't catfish you. 647 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,409 I'm not into guys who look like life-sized cartoon wieners. 648 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,562 Now excuse me. Because just thinking about me and you dating... 649 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,445 makes me drier than the cast of H0! in C/e ve/and. 650 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,885 It's totally her. Think of it. 651 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,844 Kitty and Katie are practically the same name. Mmm. 652 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,809 That's genius because it's so obvious. 653 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,486 Brittany's dating Sam, Unique's ringtone is “Bootylicious,” 654 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,245 and Sugar and Tina weren't even there. 655 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,647 Okay, so what if it is Kitty? Would it really be that bad? 656 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,246 You have to admit, she has been much cooler lately, 657 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,721 and maybe the only way she could be completely honest is... 658 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,564 by being anonymous. 659 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,483 What if it's that bass player with the bowl cut? 660 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,449 Or Brad, the piano player? 661 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,124 Whoever it is, I'll find out at 3:30. 662 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,730 Okay? Mm-hmm. 663 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,121 [ Sighs ] 664 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,531 [School Bell Rings] Okay. 665 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,285 - [ Typing ] - The first word I'd use to describe you... 666 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,442 would be “brave.” 667 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,643 Hmm. Then funny. Strong inside and out, 668 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,883 great hugger, and wears kick-ass red lipstick. 669 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:30,090 In fact, that's what I used to describe you in this. 670 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,207 [Beeps] 671 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,888 Online dating? 672 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,610 Nobody ever meets anyone on this. 673 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,570 Of course they do. How do you think everyone's meeting up nowadays? 674 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,404 How did you know my favorite Beatle was George? 675 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,842 And my favorite food was everything? [Will Laughs ] 676 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,129 You know, I-I- I could not have gone... 677 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,602 through that horror the other day without you. 678 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,489 I know this seems scary, 679 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,609 but... the time for you to get out there is now. 680 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,047 Thank you, Will, for doing this for me. 681 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,249 - I love you. - I love you too. 682 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,970 Do you think anyone's going to respond to this? Jackpot 683 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,849 You got one already. Huh. 684 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,890 He's in Oregon. He's a former football coach too. 685 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,401 [ Chimes ] Ken Tanaka. 686 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,808 [ Chuckles ] [ Exhales] 687 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,848 [School Bell Rings] 688 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,843 Hi, baby. 689 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,288 - Are you feeling any more normal? - Mmm, not really. 690 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,640 I mean, I was genuinely scared when I was in the choir room, 691 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,371 and you were out here all alone. 692 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,646 Couldn't stop thinking about you. 693 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,449 You were all I thought about too. 694 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,204 Not Lord Tubbington? 695 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,851 No. At first, I thought he might be the one doing the shooting. 696 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,287 I've kind of been a jerk about him lately. 697 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,328 I mean, it's not like he's that nice to me. 698 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,291 I shut down his e-mail account so he wouldn't send you any more harassing messages. 699 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,649 Look, he's your cat, and if he's important to you, he's important to me too. 700 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,489 That said- Mmm. 701 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,564 I've been thinking that we needed something that's really ours. 702 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,369 We had a fake wedding, 703 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,727 and I think we should also start a fake family. 704 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,810 Did you get me a fake baby? Better. 705 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,727 - [ Gasps ] - Her name is Lady Tubbington. 706 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,361 I made sure to get a fat one at the shelter, so Lord Tubbington doesn't feel self-conscious. 707 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,122 Oh. How long was she in there for? A while. 708 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,090 [Growling ] Oh. 709 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,288 She's amazing. Mmm. 710 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,686 I love you. I love you. 711 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,522 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 712 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,602 [ Sighs ] 713 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,000 Why, Sue? Why did you do it? 714 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,402 Well, I had my reasons. 715 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,369 I explained them to Principal Figgins. 716 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,331 I heard. But I don't accept that. 717 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,290 Bringing a gun to school? That's not you. 718 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,930 [ Becky] ! was scared, Coach- 719 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,840 about graduating, being out in the world with no one to protect me. 720 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,406 Honey, I told you. You will always have a place here. 721 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,201 No. I wanted to be prepared and protect myself. 722 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,807 - I need help. - [ Gasps ] 723 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,882 I don't know what to tell you, Will. 724 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,610 But I stand by my actions. 725 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:17,010 Becky, give me the gun. Where did you get that? 726 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,287 It's my dad's. I wanted to be ready. 727 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,129 Oh, I know, sweetheart. Don't worry about it. 728 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,044 I completely understand. Just-Just give me the gun. 729 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,964 So, that's it? This is how it ends? 730 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,281 Give me something so I can talk to Figgins. 731 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,567 Let me help you. 732 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,282 - [ Gunshot] - [Sue Gasps] 733 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,727 - [ Becky Gasps ] - [ Gunshot] 734 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,887 I'm sorry, Coach. [ Girl Screams ] 735 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,606 [ Crying ] I'm sorry. [ People Screaming ] 736 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,081 Shh. It's okay. 737 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,123 [ People Screaming ] It's okay. 738 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,804 I'll take care of it. 739 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,247 Keep an eye on Becky, will you? 740 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:58,089 She's tough. But like all the kids, she gets scared sometimes. 741 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,448 Thanks,buddy. 742 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,282 [School Bell Rings] 743 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,042 [Cell Phone Beeps] 744 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,600 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 745 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,888 Shouldn't you be at the mandatory school assembly? 746 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,804 We're having a secret Glee Club meeting instead, but I was waiting for someone. 747 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,408 She was supposed to meet me here at 3:30. 748 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,960 Well, good luck with that. 749 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,407 What? Aren't you gonna write me up for not being at the assembly? 750 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,562 I would, but I don't work here anymore. 751 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,248 ♪♪ [ Folk Guitar] 752 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,164 ♪ Take all of your wasted honor; 753 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,281 ♪ Every little past frustration ♪ 754 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,121 ♪ Take all of your so-called problems ♪ 755 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:17,161 ♪ Better put 'em in quotations ♪ 756 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,608 ♪ Say what you need to say; ♪♪ [vocalizing ] 757 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,445 ♪ Say what you need to say; ♪♪ [Vocalizing ] 758 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,410 ♪ Say what you need to say; ♪♪ [vocalizing ] 759 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:31,560 ♪ Say what you need to say ♪ ♪♪ [Vocalizing ] 760 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,209 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 761 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,648 ♪ Walking like a one-man army ♪ 762 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,925 ♪ Fighting with the shadows in your head ♪ 763 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,046 ♪ Living out the same old moment; 764 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,441 ♪ Knowing you'd be better off instead ♪ 765 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,363 ♪ If you could only; 766 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,807 ♪ Say what you need to say; 767 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,282 ♪ Say what you need to say; 768 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,569 ♪ Say what you need to say; 769 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,567 ♪ Say what you need to say; 770 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:16,168 ♪ Have no fear for giving in ♪ 771 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,401 ♪♪ [vocalizing ] 772 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,768 ♪ Have no fear for giving over; 773 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,446 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 774 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,410 [ Brittany And Sam ] ♪ You'd better know that in the end ♪ 775 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,841 ♪ It's better to say too much ♪ ♪♪ [Vocalizing ] 776 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,562 ♪ Than never to say what you need to say again ♪ 777 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,040 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 778 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,841 ♪ Even if your hands are shaking ♪ 779 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,445 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 780 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,969 ♪ Do it with a heart wide open ♪ ♪♪ [Vocalizing ] 781 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,929 - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah, say what ♪ 782 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,085 - ♪ You need to say; - ♪ Say what you need to say; 783 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,801 ♪ Say what you need to say; 784 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,962 ♪ Say what you need to say; 785 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,725 - ♪ Say what you need to say ♪ - ♪ Say what you need to say; 786 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,201 ♪ Oh, say what ♪ ♪ Say what you need to say; 787 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,090 ♪ Oh, say what ♪ ♪ Say what you need to say; 788 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,400 ♪ Oh, say what ♪ 789 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,881 ♪ Say what you need to say; ♪ Oh, say ♪ 790 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,770 - ♪ Say what you need to say; - ♪ Oh, say what; 791 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,009 ♪ Say what you need to say; ♪ Oh, say what ♪ 792 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,771 ♪ Say what you need to say; ♪ Oh, say what ♪ 793 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,447 ♪ Say what you need to say ♪♪ 794 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,484 Mom, Dad, I love you guys, 795 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:32,361 and there is a cat in my backpack in my locker. 796 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,885 Please feed her for me. 797 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,602 To anyone that ever watches this, never stop being yourself. 798 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,489 Hi, Mom and Dad. I just wanted you to know- 799 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,245 [ Sniffles ] that I love you. 800 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,800 And this has been the best year of my life. 801 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,851 [ Sniffles ] Eventhough_. maybe it didn't seem like it. 802 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,042 I just want to say that... 803 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,886 I've had the best experience of my entire life in this room, 804 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,849 and that I love these people more than anything.