1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,241 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,403 - Sanfana I/70L/g/72' Brod y was a drug dealer: - He's not a drug dealer. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,245 It turns out he's a gigolo. Santana figured it out and told Finn. 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,330 - Pack your bags. - So Finn went to New York and beat the crap out of Brody... 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,568 and told him to- Stay away from my future wife! 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,881 And Rachel has no idea any of this is going on. Yikes. 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,610 Will's still mad at Finn for kissing Emma. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,205 - I'm so sorry. - Sorry's not gonna cut it. 9 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,248 Finn lei?' Glee Club ('O go I0 college I0 be come a lea cher. 10 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,005 And Biaine's got a crush on Sam, which he's had ever since the Sadie Hawkins dance, 11 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,163 but Sam just thinks that he and Blaine are besties, which they totally are, but still- 12 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,288 And z'haz"s what you missed on Glee. 13 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:36,887 [ School Bell Rings ] Here. Don't tell anyone, and you don't have to thank me. 14 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,442 - Dude, what are you doing? - It's only 50 bucks. Just take the money. 15 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,643 I know what you've been up to, and it just has to stop. 16 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,563 [Whispers ] What are you talking about? 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,723 [ Blaine ] Last week, I found a shortcut between my locker and the parking lot. 18 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,168 Walking through the cafeteria cuts out 15 seconds from my daily routine. 19 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,442 And yesterday I saw something. 20 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,890 [ Bag Zips] 21 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,770 Listen, I know your dad's been struggling, and I just wanna help. 22 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,320 Help you feed your family. 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,562 Hunger's a big problem in this country. 24 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,086 Although so is obesity, which is confusing. 25 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,562 - Okay, can you promise to keep a secret? - Yeah, of course. 26 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,484 I have been stealing pasta. 27 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:20,043 But it's not for dinner. lt's- 28 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,327 - It's art. - [School Bell Rings] 29 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,730 So... what do you think? 30 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,042 - Are those macaroni portraits? - They're my guilty pleasure. 31 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,442 My art teacher thinks I'm some sort of genius, like the ugly guy in Shine, 32 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,965 except with macaroni. 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,445 Is this Emma Stone? Yeah. 34 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:43,127 And then you got LeAnn Rimes, Ralph Macchio. 35 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,363 Those are the guys from Duck Dynasty. I even did Kurt. 36 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,410 The macaroni really captures him. 37 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,243 Thank you for sharing this with me. This is really incredible. 38 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,051 Whoa, whoa, not so fast. Now it's your turn. So- 39 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,324 My turn for what? Your guilty pleasure. 40 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,210 L- I don't have a guilty pleasure. 41 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,011 You're lying. Everybody's got that one thing that they like... 42 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,084 that they're so ashamed of that they refuse to admit it to anybody. 43 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,730 I love... 44 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,207 Wham! 45 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,442 What? The band Wham! 46 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,046 - They're, like, my favorite band of all time. - Hi, guys. 47 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,845 Hey, Tina. Hey, Tina. 48 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,651 Did you hear the news? Mr. Schue is out with the flu this week. 49 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,200 Hey, uh, just curious. Are you gonna go over to his house... 50 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,363 and straddle him while he's passed out and rub some ointment on his chest? 51 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,408 That was a phase. 52 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,689 Anyway, don't bother coming to Glee Club this week. It's canceled. 53 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,925 Not necessarily. 54 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,048 - [ School Bell Rings ] - Why are we here? I thought Mr. Sohue was sick. 55 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,690 [ Tina ] Yeah, why are we here? 56 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,205 [ Unique ] I was wondering the same thing. 57 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,443 Oh, come on, guys. Regionals is only a few weeks away. 58 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,444 Even without an adviser, we can't afford to miss one week of preparation. 59 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,761 Which is why Blaine and I asked you all to come here. 60 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,207 We have come up with an assignment for this week. 61 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,282 Please be songs about sweaters. 62 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,162 Huh? 63 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,130 Guilty pleasures. Come on! 64 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,646 We all have some musical shame. You know what I'm talking about. 65 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,882 You know, that secret love we dare not speak, 66 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,009 but when it comes on the radio, we can't help but turn up the volume and sing along? 67 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,447 Yeah, and we're supposed to sing one of those songs for regionals? 68 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,761 No. Sam and I were speaking earlier- 69 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,686 just, like, shooting the crap like two bros do, you know- 70 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,250 and we felt really safe with each other, 71 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,891 so we decided to reveal our guilty pleasures. 72 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,803 And it felt amazing. I mean, I- 73 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,804 Letting go of this big secret- [ Whispers ] made me feel so good. 74 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,929 And we figured if we all share a musical shame with each other, 75 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,321 we could all become a more cohesive team for regionals. 76 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,926 - Unique knows no shame, baby. - So, besides Unique, 77 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,809 does anybody else have something they would like to share? 78 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,406 Guys, this is a great team-building exercise. 79 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,970 Okay. Well, then you guys go first. 80 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:56,045 We thought, instead of telling you, we could... show you! 81 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,970 ♪ You put the boom-boom into my heart ♪ ♪ Doo-doo ♪ 82 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,283 ♪ You send my soul sky-high when your lovin' starts ♪ 83 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,290 3 A jitterbug into my brain 3 3 Yeah, yeah! 3 84 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,931 ♪ It goes a-bang-bang-bang till my feet do the same ♪ 85 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,249 ♪ But something'.-s buggin' me Somethin' ain't right; ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh; 86 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,966 ♪ My best friend told me what you did last night; ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh; 87 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,004 ♪ You left me sleepin' in my bed ♪ ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh; 88 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,567 ♪ I was dreamin', but I should have been with you instead ♪ ♪ Uh, uh; 89 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,291 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 90 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,682 ♪ Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo ♪ 91 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,604 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 92 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,445 ♪ I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high ♪ 93 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,047 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 94 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,441 ♪ 'Cause I'm not plannin' on goin' solo ♪ 95 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,047 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 96 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:48,321 ♪ Take me dancin' tonight; 97 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:53,201 -3 I wanna hit that high 3 - 3 Yeah, yeah 3 98 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,328 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 99 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,171 ♪ Baby! ♪ ♪♪ [ Instrumental Solo] 100 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,725 '-I' Whoo! ♪ '.l' Jitterbug ♪ 101 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,125 ♪ Cuddle up, baby Move in tight; 102 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,044 ♪ We'll go dancin' tomorrow night ♪ 103 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,169 ♪ It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed ♪ 104 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:21,804 ♪ They can dance We'll stay at home instead ♪ 105 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,566 - ♪ Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me ♪ - ♪ Don't you dare ♪ 106 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,206 -3 Hangin' on like a yo-yo ♪ C♪ To leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo ♪ 107 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,760 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go I don't wanna miss it; 108 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,242 ♪ Take me dancin' I wanna go-go-go ♪ 109 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,049 - : Om :3 "°“ 9°~go 3 110 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,726 ♪ 'Cause I'm not plannin' on goin' solo ♪ 111 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,441 - ♪ I wanna go-go-go ♪ - ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 112 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,682 ♪ Take me dancin' tonight; 113 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,684 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ 114 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,570 -4* 'Cause I'm not plannin' on goin' solo ♪ - ♪ Wake me up, yeah ♪ 115 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,610 - ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 116 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,251 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Take me dancin' tonight; 117 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,163 ♪ Oh, wake me up ♪♪ 118 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,850 [School Bell Rings] 119 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,405 Guess what. Hi. 120 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,404 - Everyone hates you. - Excuse me? 121 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,562 Maybe that's why nobody wants to work with you. 122 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,887 I'm trying to change, but my pastor says even Jesus took baby steps. 123 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,203 Do you go to the Church of Satan? Because you're really mean. 124 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:22,124 You tell Marley that she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. 125 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,407 And we both know that blondes have magical powers, 126 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,369 like doing the splits or turning Swedish. 127 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,161 You need to use your magical powers for good and not evil. 128 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,720 And that is why I'm inviting you to take off your Joker mask... 129 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,848 and bare your soul for the world to see. 130 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,129 What on God's good earth are you talking about? 131 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,009 - ♪ Fondue for Two ♪ - ♪ H9)/J 132 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,481 - ♪ Fondue for Two ♪ - ♪ That's some hot dish ♪ 133 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,528 ♪ Fondue for Two ♪♪ 134 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,444 Tonight's guest is McKinley High's biggest bitch, 135 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,370 the girl with the weird lizard ears, Kitty. Mmm. 136 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,727 Two things: That cat has about three weeks to live, 137 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,723 and this fondue smells like hot, acrid barf. 138 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,529 Thank you so much. So, Kitty, 139 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,090 everyone at school hates you, 140 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,766 because you're a two-faced lying slut who no one can trust. 141 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,923 True. And yet everyone keeps telling me their secrets, 142 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,401 so... I must be doing something right. 143 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,723 Touché. I think the problem is that people haven't gotten to know you yet. 144 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,485 So tonight, you, me and Lord Tubbington... 145 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,642 are gonna tell our deepest, darkest secrets. 146 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,248 You tell me your guilty pleasures, and I'll tell you mine. Go. 147 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,850 Guilty pleasure? Mmm. 148 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,201 I like to fart around old people and watch the look on their faces... 149 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,846 'cause they just assume they did it. That's awesome. Me too. 150 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,287 Okay, guilty pleasure. When I look at a white dog or cat, 151 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,328 I assume that they're racist. 152 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,688 Lord Tubbington's guilty pleasure is Scientology. 153 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,330 Guilty pleasure- Bring /2' On. 154 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,721 Guilty pleasure- Bring /2' On Again. 155 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,605 Guilty pleasure- Br/ng /2' On: All or No lhing. Bring /2' On: In /I I0 I/I/in /2'. 156 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,125 Bring It On: Fight to the Finish. 157 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,248 That one's horrible. There's no way you could like that. 158 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,289 Guilty pleasure! No, I can't say it. 159 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,323 No, you can't do that. 160 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,607 Come on. This is a safe space. We're on the Internet. 161 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,205 No. 162 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,965 No. 163 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,724 It's too horrible. 164 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,802 Can you whisper it in my ear? 165 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,085 Oh, my God. 166 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,365 You see, everybody? By acting out our secret shames, 167 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,923 like Carly's traumatic sense memory of potty training, 168 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,322 we become more vulnerable as actors. 169 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,402 Kurt, you're up. 170 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,171 [ Kurt Narrating] You wanna see some real acting? You're looking at it, 171 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,846 because this is nothing compared to my real guilty secrets. 172 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,402 And as a gay man, there are so many to pick from. 173 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,370 Like my obsessive marathons of powerhouse women in TV history: 174 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,249 - Shh. - Golden Girls, Murder, She Wrote, 175 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,368 Moonlighting, Designing Women. 176 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,205 Or my very private Sweati n ' to the Oldies sessions on DVD, 177 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,850 with the uncompromising Richard Simmons. 178 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,328 But my most secret, my most guilty pleasure of late? 179 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,970 My boyfriend arm. 180 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,850 I ordered it online one night while on Ambien. 181 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,402 Yes, I know it's a little bit Jeffrey Dahmer, but what can I say? 182 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,882 I love being held in Bruce's warm, nonjudgmental embrace. 183 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,405 And yes, I named him Bruce. 184 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,841 That's my real guilty secret. 185 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,888 And if anyone ever found out, especially Adam, 186 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,691 or God forbid, Blaine, or even Rachel and Santana, 187 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,127 it would totally destroy me. 188 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,328 [School Bell Rings] 189 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,041 Dude, put some pants on. I need to talk to you. 190 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,889 [ Sam ] So lately I've- I've been battling... 191 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,203 a really deep-seated sense of shame about something in my life, 192 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,805 and it's a secret I have kept buried... 193 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,769 for as long as I can remember. Really? 194 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,081 Yeah. [Stammers] And I've been waiting... 195 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,289 to, like, let it out and release this inner sin that has tortured my insides. 196 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,803 Do-Do you have feelings for me? 197 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,686 Vvhat? Dude, no. Come on. Obvious-Obviously, I'm kidding. I'm just- 198 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,364 It's a million times worse than that. 199 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,331 Well, until you can speak it, you're gonna be stuck in this... 200 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,046 shame spiral forever, so- 201 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,124 Hey, you can- You can trust me. You can tell me anything. 202 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,208 [Whispers ] I like Barry Manilow. What? 203 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,248 [ Regular Voice ] I said I like Barry Manilow. 204 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,685 No.No.No. No, no. You can't- 205 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,167 You can't say that in a locker room. I know-l know, but see, 206 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,562 I just relate to the stories: the-the breakups, the lost love. 207 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,927 Oh, and “The Rain,” it- “Who shot who?” 208 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,561 - [Whispers ] It's like he's talking right to me. - Well, then I think you need... 209 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,688 to come out to everyone and say that. 210 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,287 - No. - Once you stop hiding, you'll feel so much better. 211 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,046 You really think I could just... stand up in front of everybody... 212 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,841 and say that I'm a “Fanilow”? 213 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,922 [School Bell Rings] 214 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,889 Stop! As loyal fans of Fondue for Two, 215 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,321 we demand to know what your guilty pleasure is. Tell us. 216 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,006 None of your business. 217 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,724 [Whispers ] Spice Girls. 218 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,967 [All Screaming, Laughing ] I love the Spice Girls! 219 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,168 Okay, keep it down now. People are staring. 220 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,527 When I was little, I had Spice World movie on a loop. 221 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,161 I used to make their clothes out of my grandmother's sheets. I dreamed I was one of them. 222 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,766 We must do the Spice Girls. It has to be done. 223 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,127 And this fierce black woman will be Scary Spice. 224 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,089 Nothing scarier than a girl with a penis. 225 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,928 Kidding. 226 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,680 Okay, this is ridiculous. If I'm gonna be paying a third of the rent, 227 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,649 I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. 228 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,768 [ Rachel ] Don't get too comfortable, okay? This is only temporary. 229 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,081 I don't think you need all of these beauty products, Rachel, 230 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,009 'cause they're not really having the desired effect. 231 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,169 Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the 8/73/73 of Sunset. 232 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,568 One, Rachel's beautiful. Two, you're a bitch. And those are my products, okay? 233 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,610 And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. 234 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,809 - [ Rachel ] Ooh! - [ Chuckles ] That's really funny. 235 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,370 ♪♪ [ Rachel Vocalizing ] You wanna play with me? 236 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,807 'Cause I can play, all day every day. 237 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:47,808 What if I just told your B.F.F. about her B.F. and his man-whoring ways? 238 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,370 [Spits] We had a pact. 239 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,125 What if I broke that pact, huh? What would you do? 240 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,248 - Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? - ♪♪ [ Rachel Vocalizing ] 241 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,527 Okay, she can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, all right? 242 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,449 That would wreck her. Maybe if you made me some space- 243 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,166 [Whispers ] I'd care a little bit more. ♪♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ] 244 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,921 I want that whole top row. ♪♪ [ Rachel Vocalizing Stops] 245 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,691 [ Sighs ] Ooh-la-la. 246 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,207 Rachel Berry in a towel. How could Brody give all that up? 247 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,045 You know what? Not now, okay? It's too soon. 248 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,248 Everything still reminds me of him. 249 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,244 You know we first met in the bathroom, bonding over our moisturizing ritual? 250 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,405 Wow. That sounds really not romantic and also very, very gay. 251 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,403 Is that why he left, huh? Did he finally... 252 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,608 admit to having a boyfriend on the side? 253 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,170 [ Sprays, Groans ] 254 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,925 You know, he actually didn't even say why. 255 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,571 I don't understand what's happening. Why won't you talk to me? 256 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,085 We'll always be friends. 257 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:40,324 Puke. That is the most clichéd breakup line ever. 258 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,882 You're not gonna be friends. And you don't need him. I mean, you've got friends right here. 259 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,804 What? Friends who mock my looks and undermine my confidence? 260 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:52,330 No, friends who cheer you up by playing pranks on your other friend. 261 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,802 - What are you talking about? - Maybe a mascara mustache for Lady Hummel, 262 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,491 which would probably be the only facial hair he's ever had. 263 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:04,283 Or we could do that “stick his hand in warm water, make him wet the bed” trick. 264 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,170 Ladies' choice. 265 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,762 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 266 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,726 What the hell is that? 267 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,167 Oh, my God! The curtain means privacy! 268 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,290 Oh, my God, Kurt. That thing is really creepy. What is that? 269 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,728 I thought it was stupid the first time I saw it too, but I kept thinking about the ad. 270 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,007 You know, “Are you lonely? Do you need companionship?” 271 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,770 “Yes, yes, I need all those things.” 272 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,730 It just offers you a nice, protective arm around you while you sleep at night. 273 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,849 Hey, I mean, it's probably safer than trolling Grindr for a manwhore. 274 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,361 Did you name it? 275 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,568 His name is Bruce, and we're exclusive. 276 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,291 So you cannot borrow him. [ Rachel Chuckling Softly] 277 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,561 [School Bell Rings] 278 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,286 [Whispers ] Oh_, my gosh. [ Slghs ] 279 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,290 I love Barry Manilow. 280 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,763 Not just, you know, the Barry Manilow Love on Ice tour, 281 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:04,370 but- but I-l think he's an amazing songwriter and performer, 282 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:09,571 and I also believe he's underappreciated, 283 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,928 has amazing hair and has done a hell of a lot of good for this world... 284 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,526 through his light rock talent. 285 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,206 [ Sighs ] This is who I am, and I make no apologies. 286 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,760 ♪♪ [ Pop Intro] 287 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,843 ♪ Her name was Lola ♪ 288 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,729 ♪ She was a showgirl ♪ 289 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,201 ♪ With yellow feathers in her hair; 290 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,089 ♪ And a dress cut down to there ♪ 291 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,003 ♪ She would merengue ♪ 292 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,048 ♪ And do the cha-cha ♪ 293 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,521 ♪ And while she tried to be a star; 294 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,364 ♪ Tony always tended bar; 295 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,169 ♪ Across the crowded floor; 296 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,408 ♪ They worked from 8:00 till 4:00 ♪ 297 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,926 ♪ They were young and they had each other; 298 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,729 ♪ Who could ask for more? ♪ 299 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,689 - ♪ At the Copa ♪ - ♪ Copa ♪ 300 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,445 ' ♪ Copacabana ♪ ' ♪ Copacabana ♪ 301 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,569 ♪ The hottest spot north of Havana ♪ ♪ Here ♪ 302 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,086 - ♪ At the Copa ♪ - ♪ Copa ♪ 303 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,242 ♪ Copacabana ♪ 304 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,405 ♪ Music and passion were always the fashion ♪ 305 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,290 ♪ N the Copa ♪ 306 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,081 ♪ They fell in love ♪ ♪ COP3 ♪ 307 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:23,405 ♪ Copacabana ♪ 308 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,166 ♪ His name was Rico He wore a diamond ♪ 309 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,442 ♪ He was escorted to his chair; 310 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,568 ♪ He saw Lola dancing there ♪ 311 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,769 ♪ And when she finished, he called her over; 312 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,684 - [Whistles ] - ♪ But Rico went a bit too far; 313 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,444 ♪ Tony sailed across the bar; 314 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,525 ♪ And then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in two ♪ 315 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,887 ♪ There was blood and a single gunshot ♪ 316 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,803 ♪ But just who shot who? ♪ 317 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,644 - ♪ At the Copa ♪ - ♪ Copa ♪ 318 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,286 ' ♪ Copacabana ♪ ' ♪ Copacabana ♪ 319 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,887 - ♪ The hottest spot north of Havana ♪ - ♪ Here ♪ 320 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,247 - ♪ At the Copa ♪ - ♪ Copa ♪ 321 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,288 ♪ Copacabana ♪ 322 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,126 ♪ Music and passion were always the fashion ♪ 323 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,488 ♪ N the Copa ♪ 324 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,962 - ♪ Don't fall in love ♪ - ♪ COP3 ♪ 325 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:19,926 - ♪ Don't fall in love ♪ - ♪ Copacabana ♪ 326 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,281 ♪ Copacabana ♪ 327 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,408 ♪ Copacabana ♪♪ 328 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,404 [ Cheering, Whooping ] 329 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,211 - [Students Shouting ] - That was so brave. 330 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,521 - I'm so proud of you, baby. - You've given me the courage... 331 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,446 to stand- well, 3/! In front of my peers and proudly state that... 332 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,249 I'm a Fanilow as well. 333 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,368 Guys. I like him too. 334 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,011 Music aside, the guy's got style. All right, if it was '79, 335 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,731 I'd be rocking the Manilow center part instead of the Bieber. 336 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,768 Are you guys kidding? You guys really like Barry, huh? 337 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,410 Dude, everyone loves Barry. 338 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,882 But thank you for making us finally say it out loud. 339 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,684 Go Sam. We love the Barry! 340 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,366 [Whooping Resumes] 341 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,249 [ School Bell Rings ] [ Artie ] Best number ever! 342 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,402 [ Girls Laughing, Whooping ] 343 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,562 [ British Accent ] Okay, everyone, it's time to decide... 344 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,884 - which Spice Girls we're all going to be. -[VVhoops] 345 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,362 [ Normal Voice ] Mercedes, I don't think you should be Scary Spice just because you're black. 346 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,522 - Excuse you? - I think that it's really racist... 347 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,762 that the Scary Spice is the only black one. 348 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,929 Marley should be Posh Spice because you're so skinny and you make everyone uncomfortable. 349 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,322 Kitty, I think that you should be Ginger Spice, and I will be Sporty Spice. 350 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,767 If I'm not Scary Spice, does that mean I'm Baby Spice? 351 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,049 - Sorry I'm late, guys. - Tina, you can be the Scary Spice. 352 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,401 The black one? That doesn't make any sense. That's what I said. 353 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,960 Oh, my God, guys, you will not believe what just happened. 354 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,089 It's so horrible, I'm not even sure I can repeat it. 355 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,044 Hey! Tell me it's not true. 356 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,846 Tell me you're not planning to sing a Chris Brown song. 357 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,005 [School Bell Rings] 358 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,843 Looks like our guilty pleasure lesson has really been taking over the school. 359 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,367 Yeah, that kid's always had a really weird obsession with culottes. 360 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,930 What's up? 361 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,004 Uh, here's the thing. Uh, so far this week, you know, 362 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,809 you've been talkin' the talk. 363 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,486 Now I need you- [ lmitating John Wayne ] to walk the walk, pilgrim. 364 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,130 I've been honest about my guilty pleasures, 365 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,567 and I even wore those tiny little Wham! sho- [VVoman ] Shh. 366 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,404 [ Lowered Voice ] I wore those tiny little Wham! shorts, 367 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,565 and we did that great number, but now it's your turn to be honest, 368 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,847 because you haven't really been yet so far. 369 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,330 I don't know what you're talking about. 370 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,129 Well, you're only as sick as your secrets, dude, 371 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,521 and that's what this week's assignment is really about. 372 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,604 This is your chance to really set an example for the Glee Club. 373 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,206 What's yours gonna be? 374 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,490 [ Marley ] Really? Seriously? [Sighs] 375 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,369 I don't understand what you're all so upset about. 376 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,609 That's why it's upsetting. Look! Look, I get that Chris Brown is a douche bag. 377 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,170 I don't think “douche” is a strong enough word... 378 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,969 - to describe Chris Brown. - He brutally beat up his girlfriend. 379 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,530 He beat up a window at Good Morning America. 380 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,364 He says horribly misogynistic things on Twitter. 381 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,244 Vvhatabout the Frank Ocean fight in the parking lot? 382 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,483 He beat up Rihanna, and then got a picture of a battered woman tattooed on his neck. 383 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,324 - The dude is a psychopath. -[Jake] I know! Listen! 384 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,370 I know, and that is why I chose his song, okay? 385 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,090 The assignment was guilty pleasures. 386 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,248 I like his music, and I feel guilty about it. 387 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:06,569 You like his music? [ Chuckles ] Some of it, yeah. 388 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,120 I don't think all of it's bad. It doesn't mean that I like him, 389 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,521 and it doesn't mean that I think that he's a role model. 390 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,490 We do Whitney Houston songs, okay? Britney Spears songs. 391 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,210 And none of them are any role models. 392 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,129 You shut your mouth! And what about Rihanna? 393 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,965 Do we really think that bad girl RiRi is some kind of a role model? 394 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,168 I mean, she's the one who got back together with him. 395 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,964 I know you did not go there. Are you kidding? 396 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,122 Seriously, we always do Rihanna songs, 397 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,202 and do we always agree with everything that she says and does? 398 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,931 Are we saying that it's okay to go back to somebody that abuses you? 399 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,129 No, we're not. Look, all I am saying is... 400 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,363 that I think that we should be able to separate the art from the artist. 401 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,205 I don't think you should. And personally, I can't listen to his music... 402 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,203 without thinking about the horrible person behind it. 403 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:47,001 I agree. And if there was a list of people's music that we should never do in this room, 404 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,884 Chris Brown would be at the top of that list. 405 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,686 Unfortunately, we live in a democracy, so we can't force you to do anything. 406 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,764 We just really think you should think about it. 407 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,406 Chris Brown's a total powder keg, dude. 408 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,610 [ Sighs ] [School Bell Rings] 409 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,370 [ Kurt] No peeking. 410 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,448 Ooh! [ Chuckles ] [ Kurt ] And- 411 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,450 - [ Rachel ] I'm peeking. - Peek, peek, peek, peek, peek. 412 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,929 Oh, my God. Kurt, you gave my boyfriend pillow a sex change. That's so sweet. 413 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,004 - A little perfume and voila. - If you ever tell anyone about this, 414 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,765 I have no ethical problems with Hummel-cide. 415 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,611 You don't seem as excited about yours. 416 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,808 This is weird, and I'm not lonely. 417 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,928 Okay? I don't need anything to cuddle with. 418 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,281 Just 'cause Brody moved out doesn't mean we're not gonna get back together. 419 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,124 Okay, no. 420 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,766 What? I'm sorry. 421 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,042 It-It is over, and it's gonna stay over. 422 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,043 I was wrong about Brody being a drug dealer, 423 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,122 but I was just wrong about what he was selling. 424 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,568 Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter. He was a gigolo. 425 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,605 Like /I//agic /I///ke with happy endings for money. 426 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,001 That's not true, right? 427 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,321 You didn't- You didn't know about that. It's not true, right? 428 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,841 I Sighs ] Right? 429 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,242 - [ Mutters, Sighs] - You're welcome. 430 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,842 - Why did you have to do that? - It was for her own good. 431 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,164 ♪♪ [ Piano: Soft] 432 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,128 ♪ How can I just let you walk away ♪ 433 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:27,808 ♪ Just let you leave without a trace ♪ 434 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:32,204 ♪ When I stand here taking every breath ♪ 435 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,123 ♪ With you? ♪ 436 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,328 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 437 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,966 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 438 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,681 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 439 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,001 ♪ How can you just walk away from me ♪ 440 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:54,284 ♪ When all I can do is watch you leave? ♪ 441 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:59,127 ♪ 'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain ♪ 442 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,249 ♪ And even shared the tears ♪ 443 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,005 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 444 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,324 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 445 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,247 ♪ So take a look at me now; 446 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,370 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 447 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,881 ♪ And there's nothing left here ♪ 448 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,122 ♪ To remind me ♪ 449 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:28,764 ♪ Just the memory of your face ♪ 450 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,927 ♪ I wish I could just make you turn around ♪ 451 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,931 ♪ Turn around and see me cry; 452 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,370 ♪ There's so much I need to say to you ♪ 453 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,649 ♪ So many reasons why ♪ 454 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,842 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 455 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,606 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 456 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:59,561 ♪ Oh, so take a look at me now; 457 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,531 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 458 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,967 ♪ And there's nothing left here ♪ 459 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,929 ♪ To remind me ♪ 460 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,731 ♪ Just the memory of your face ♪ 461 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,566 ♪ Now take a look at me now; 462 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,123 ♪ 'Cause I'll still be standing here ♪ 463 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,524 ♪ And you coming back to me is against all odds ♪ 464 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:28,561 ♪ It's the chance I've gotta take ♪ 465 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,087 ♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪ 466 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,802 ♪ So take a look at me now; 467 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,805 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, ooh ♪ 468 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,690 ♪ So take a look at me ♪ 469 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:48,368 ♪ NOWJ ♪ 470 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,687 [Applause ] 471 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,405 So, who was that about exactly, Blaine? Shut it. 472 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,165 Uh, it was about Kurt. Obviously. 473 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,163 That breakup's still a fresh wound. 474 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,881 But it's really about the musical genius of Phil Collins. 475 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,803 And like any musician of his time, 476 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,564 when you dominate that period with such success, 477 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,160 people tend to make fun of you and put them down. 478 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,687 But the truth is he's a musical legend, and I'm tired of people making fun of him. 479 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,525 And I'm gonna dedicate a good part of my future... 480 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,887 ensuring that his genius is understood and appreciated. 481 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,404 I am no longer in the closet about my love for Phil Collins. 482 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,368 All right, everybody, give it up for Blaine Anderson. 483 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,724 [ School Bell Rings ] All right. It has been a really great week so far, you guys, 484 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,883 but now we are ready to present a double feature of guilty pleasures. 485 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:54,841 Starting off with our very own spicy ladies. Girl power to the extreme! 486 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,365 [ Together] The Spice Girls! 487 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,727 ♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want; 488 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,121 ♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want; 489 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,328 ♪ I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want; 490 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,164 ♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want; 491 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,766 ♪ I wanna hah, I wanna hah, I wanna hah, I wanna hah ♪ 492 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,002 ♪ I wanna really, really, really, wanna zigazig, ah ♪ 493 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,162 ♪ If you want my future ♪ 494 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,487 ♪ Forget my past ♪ 495 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,528 ♪ If you want to get with me ♪ 496 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,568 ♪ Better make it fast ♪ 497 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,847 ♪ Now don't go wasting ♪ 498 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,809 ♪ My precious time ♪ 499 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,370 ♪ Get your act together; 500 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,091 ♪ We could be just fine ♪ 501 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,367 ♪ I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want; 502 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,204 ♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want; 503 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,521 ♪ I wanna hah, I wanna hah, I wanna hah, I wanna hah ♪ 504 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,409 ♪ I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah ♪ 505 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,369 ♪ If you wanna be my lover; 506 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,523 - ♪ You gotta get with my friends ♪ - ♪ Gotta get with my friends ♪ 507 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,645 ♪ Make it last forever Friendship never ends ♪ 508 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,449 ♪ If you wanna be my lover; 509 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,602 ♪ You have got to give ♪ 510 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,489 ♪ Taking is too easy; 511 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,881 ♪ But that's the way it is ♪ 512 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,769 ♪ So here's the story “A” “Z” ♪ 513 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,286 ♪ You want to get with me, you got to listen carefully; 514 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,442 ♪ We got Em in the place who likes it in your face ♪ 515 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,807 ♪ We got “G” like “M.C.” who likes it on a Easy “V” ♪ 516 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,848 ♪ Who doesn't come for free, She's a real lady; 517 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,843 ♪ And as for me, ha-ha, you'll see ♪ 518 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:10,284 ♪ Slam your body down and wind it all around ♪ 519 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,328 ♪ If you wanna be my lover; 520 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,085 - ♪ You gotta get with my friends ♪ - ♪ Gotta get with my ♪ 521 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,844 ♪ Make it last forever; ♪ Friends ♪ 522 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,922 ♪ Friendship never ends ♪ 523 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,729 ♪ If you wanna be my lover; 524 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,529 ♪ You have got to give ♪ 525 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,166 ♪ You've got to give ♪ ♪ Taking is too easy; 526 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,561 ♪ But that's the way it is ♪ 527 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,325 ♪ If you wanna be my lover you gotta, you gotta ♪ 528 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,805 ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 529 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,161 ♪ Slam, slam, slam, slam ♪ ♪ Make it last forever; 530 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,964 ♪ Slam your body down and wind it all around ♪ ♪ Aaah! ♪ 531 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,202 ♪ Slam your body down and wind it all around ♪ 532 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,647 ♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh; 533 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,768 ♪ Slam your body down and wind it all around ♪ 534 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,842 ♪ Slam your body down and zigazig, ah ♪ 535 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,481 -; Uh, uh-uh; -3 Oh, whoa-oh, oh! ♪ 536 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,087 ♪ Oh, oh; ♪ Uh, uh-uh, Uh, uh-uh ♪ 537 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:56,085 ♪ Uh-uh, uh ♪ ♪ If you wanna be my lover_r_l~ 538 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,242 [ Boys Whooping, Exclaiming ] Wow. Brava. Brava. 539 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,288 [VVhoops] Best thing ever! 540 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,125 So, how did it feel to be so open about your Spice love? 541 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,725 [ British Accent] Liberating. 542 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,724 We only hope you can see us for who we really are. 543 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,885 I applaud your courage in such an openly Spice-phobic time. 544 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,443 Especially you, Kitty. Actually, I don't think I've ever seen you so, uh- 545 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,847 Uh- So what? 546 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,601 - Happy to be part of the team. - Ooh, that's 'cause my girl is spicy! 547 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,685 Well, great job, ladies. That was- That was just fantastic. 548 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,488 Everybody, please settle down, and welcome Mr. Jake Puckerman to the stage. 549 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,691 - Down with the Brown. - Team Breezy equals Team Avvful. 550 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,649 [Class Booing ] Look, look. Listen! Stop. 551 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,924 Stop. Listen. I hear you, okay? I'm still gonna perform a Brown song, 552 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,650 but it will not be Chris. 553 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,163 ♪♪ [ Drums: Upbeat Intro] ♪ Yeah, get up ♪ 554 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,083 ♪ HGYJ 555 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,130 ♪ Yeah, get UP ♪ 556 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,850 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 557 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,526 ♪ Get busy Everybody's talkin' ♪ 558 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,602 ♪ All this stuff about me ♪ 559 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,366 ♪ Now, now Let me live ♪ 560 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,330 ♪ They say I'm CraZY.l' 561 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,323 ♪ I really don't care ♪ 562 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,927 ♪ That's my prerogative ♪ 563 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,367 ♪ They say I'm naS'fY.l' 564 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,966 ♪ But I don't give a damn ♪ 565 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,522 ♪ Gettin' girls is how I live ♪ 566 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,046 ♪ Some ask me questions ♪ 567 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,885 .1' Why am I so real? ♪ 568 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,450 ♪ But they don't understand me ♪ 569 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,608 ♪ Or really don't know the deal ♪ 570 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,967 ♪ About a brotha ♪ 571 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,281 ♪ Tryin' hard to make it right; 572 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,243 ♪ Not long ag0 ♪ 573 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,840 -_l~ Before I win this fight; ' ♪ Sing ♪ 574 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,729 ♪ Everybody's talkin' ♪ 575 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,962 ♪ All this stuff about me ♪ 576 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,964 ♪ Why don't they just let me live? ♪ 577 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,644 ♪ Tell my why ♪ 578 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,484 ♪ I don't need permission ♪ 579 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,528 ♪ Make my own decisions ♪ 580 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,410 ' ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ That's my prerogative ♪ 581 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,121 - ♪ It's my prerogative ♪ - ♪ It's my prerogative ♪ 582 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,728 -; I can do what I wanna do ♪ - ♪ It's my prerogative ♪ 583 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:09,682 ♪ Tell me, tell me why can't I ♪ 584 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,163 ♪ Live my life ♪ 585 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,086 ♪ Without all of the things ♪ 586 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,925 ♪ That people say? ♪ 587 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,369 - 3 Ah, eee, yeah 3 - 3 Everybody's talkin' 3 588 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,649 - 3 All this stuff about me 3 - 3 Everybody's talkin' 3 589 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,883 - ♪ Why don't they just let me live? ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 590 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,123 ♪ It's my prerogative ♪♪ 591 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,806 [ All Whooping, Exclaiming ] 592 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,526 [School Bell Rings] 593 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,245 [ Gasps ] 594 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,846 Cheese and rice. You scared me, Tina. 595 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,604 [ Robotic Voice ] My name is Vicki. I am an android. 596 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,165 I'm fantastic. Do you get it? 597 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,483 Made of plastic. She's Vicki the robot girl fro m Small I/I/onde/: 598 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,007 - The TV cult classic. - Small Wonder has made me the woman I am today, 599 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,208 free to speak my mind and think outside the box. 600 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,368 Good afternoon, Jake. Hey, Vicki. 601 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,090 That's it. I've reached my “guilty pleasures... 602 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,043 obscure reference that nobody cares about” limit. 603 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,003 I've gotta go talk to some normal people. 604 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,482 I'm outta here. Wait. Wait, hold on. I need to apologize first, okay? 605 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,722 I didn't know about the Bobby Brown thing. 606 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,689 You do realize... 607 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:23,004 that Bobby Brown allegedly got Whitney Houston hooked on crack, right? 608 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,650 Let me get this straight. 609 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,524 You know about Vicki the robot girl, 610 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,443 but you didn't know about Bobby and Whitney? 611 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,046 - [School Bell Rings] - I'm outta here. 612 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,088 [ Tina, Robotic] I will follow you. No, go away. 613 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,083 [ Kitty Stop! ] 614 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,527 [ Sighs ] Hey. Okay? 615 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,648 So this week has made me kind of crazy. 616 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,922 And I get why we don't support Chris Brown. [Sighs] 617 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,244 But- I mean, does it really matter what a couple of high school kids think? 618 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,402 Maybe not. 619 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,723 But every ocean starts with one drop of water, right? 620 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,162 I sound like my grandma. 621 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,801 Hey. So are we okay? 622 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,926 You know, I have a guilty pleasure I haven't told you about. 623 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,044 Please don't say me 'cause that would be very cheesy. Oh, my God. 624 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,726 Actually it's anything starring Jessica Simpson. 625 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,290 [ Both Chuckle] 626 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,925 But. 627 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,842 Now that you mention it. 628 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,962 [sighing ] 629 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,682 [ Inhaling ] 630 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,250 [Siren Wailing In Distance] [Chattering ] 631 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,163 [ Brody] Hey. 632 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,768 He)'- 633 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,842 What's this? 634 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,043 I was hoping that I could have dinner with you tonight. 635 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,963 I'm sorry. Is it not enough? 636 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:52,443 I wasn't sure what the going rate was these days for male hookers. 637 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,847 Don't judge me. Oh, really? For selling your body? 638 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,651 Not everybody has doting daddies to pay their bills. 639 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,964 [Crying ] I'm such an idiot. 640 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,281 I'm such an idiot. 641 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:09,964 You told me that if we were honest with each other that anything was possible! 642 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,565 Why did you lie to me? 643 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,802 - Why did you lie to me? - When did I lie to you? 644 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,248 Who do you think did this to my face? Your ex-fiancé. 645 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,085 He jumped out of a bathroom, went all Frankenstein on me. 646 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,331 Finn came all the way here to do that? 647 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,563 Yeah. And who's the liar now? 648 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,047 I know you still love him. 649 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,527 And I know that you slept with him at that wedding. 650 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,849 Did Santana tell you that? 651 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,844 No one had to tell me. 652 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,001 Look, I'm sorry that I lied about all that stuff, okay? 653 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,482 But I meant everything that I ever said about how I feel about you. 654 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,562 [Sobbing ] 655 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,525 [ Sniffles ] 656 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,290 You're right. I haven't been, uh- [ Sniffles ] 657 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,764 Completely honest with you. [ Sniffles ] 658 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,043 I think that there was a part of me that was... 659 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,043 using this. 660 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,366 Partly to make Finn jealous, and, um, 661 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,569 the other part to just... 662 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,120 fill my own personal heartache. 663 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,486 [ Cries, Sniffles ] 664 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,126 So, what, this is- 665 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,765 It's just over? 666 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,491 [ Sniffles, Sighs ] 667 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,006 Yeah, but, uh- [ Clears Throat, Sniffles ] 668 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,966 It feels like it is. 669 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,282 Seeing you around is really gonna suck. 670 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,283 ♪♪ [ Rock Ballad Intro ] 671 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,166 ♪ When you were here before ♪ 672 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,529 ♪ Couldn't look you in the eye ♪ 673 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,407 ♪ You're just like an angel ♪ 674 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,522 ♪ Your skin makes me cry; 675 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:27,290 ♪ Oh, you float like a feather; 676 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,046 ♪ In a beautiful world ♪ 677 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:36,170 ♪ Oh, I wish I was special ♪ 678 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,881 ♪ You're so very special ♪ 679 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,883 :Oh.r 680 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,042 [Together] ♪ But I'm a creep ♪ 681 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,726 ♪ I'm a creep: 682 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,931 ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ 683 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,564 ♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪ 684 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,361 [Together] ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 685 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,046 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 686 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,600 'J' She's 'J' He's ♪♪ 687 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:15,644 [ Together] ♪ Running out the door; 688 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,200 ♪ She's ♪ ♪ I'le'$ ♪ 689 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,567 ♪ Running out; 690 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,480 -; He's run, run, run ♪ C♪ She's run, run, run ♪ 691 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:33,406 I Together 1 ♪ Run ♪ 692 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:44,131 .L'Run_;~ 693 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,403 ♪ Whatever makes you happy: 694 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,250 ♪ Whatever you want ♪ 695 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,529 [ Together] ♪ You're so very special ♪ 696 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,247 ♪ I wish I was special ♪ 697 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,451 ♪ But I'm a creep ♪ 698 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,364 ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ 699 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,081 ♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪ 700 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,611 ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 701 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,727 .L'Mmm_,~ 702 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,169 [Together] ♪ I don't belong here ♪♪ 703 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,167 ♪♪ [ Pop] [ Door Opens ] 704 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,331 What's that? 705 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,204 ♪♪ [ St0l3S ] I wanted to do one more Phil Collins song... 706 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,647 before they made us put our guilty pleasures back in the closet. 707 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,290 Well, maybe we don't have to. 708 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,523 Everybody seems to be having so much fun with them out on the table. 709 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,723 Maybe life's just better this way. I don't know about that. 710 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,406 I think if we always indulged ourselves in that kind of thing, 711 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,086 I think we'd make a lot of people pretty uncomfortable. 712 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,685 You don't have to be uncomfortable. 713 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,046 Dude, it's okay. I-I get it. Your- 714 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,164 Um- Your guilty pleasure is me. 715 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,730 I mean, I-I've known all year, and frankly, 716 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,724 I'm an attractive guy, and you are into dudes, 717 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,361 and if you weren't into me, I'd probably be pretty offended. 718 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,130 Mm-hmm. Um- You're... 719 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,328 not freaked out? 720 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,880 Because... I don't want to jeopardize our friendship. 721 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,924 You've been there for me throughout this whole Kurt- Dude. Okay. Just stop. 722 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,249 Stop. Nothing is going to change. [Sighs ] Oh. 723 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,847 Okay? We're like- We're like brothers. I trust you. 724 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,321 And, you know, to tell you the truth, 725 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,926 the attention feels kind of- kind of good. 726 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,804 It-It's flattering. [Chuckles Softly] 727 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,451 Hug it out. Let's go. 728 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,642 Come on. Hug it out. [ Stammers ] 729 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,361 Oh. 730 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,364 Um- Dude, um- 731 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,489 Please tell me that that is, uh, a pack of Life Savers in your pocket. 732 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,887 Oh, yeah. No. They're breath mints. Oh. 733 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,163 Do you want one? Uh, yeah, sure. 734 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,129 All right. Mmm, thanks. 735 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,931 All right. Let's go do one more class. 736 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,048 I have a song that everyone's gonnalove,so- 737 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,804 [School Bell Rings] Wait up. 738 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,764 [ Laughter On TV] [Laughs] This is- This is crazy. 739 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,561 This show is like crack. I cannot believe this was on regular TV. 740 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,802 I thought you'd like this Facts of Life marathon. 741 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,248 Thank God I recorded six months of 'em on the DVR. Thank you, TV Land! 742 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,971 Okay, so please tell me that the chick on this motorcycle... 743 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,361 and that super bitch get together in the end. 744 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,442 They do not, but... 745 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,210 George Clooneyjoins the cast later... No way. 746 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,891 As the handyman with a heart of gold. Oh, I love those guys. 747 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,644 [ Kurt ] And a mullet. [ Chuckles ] 748 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,967 We have to turn this into a musical so I can play Jo. 749 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,362 - Can I be Blair, and we can do a duet? - Oh. 750 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,729 Well, that depends on what, uh, happened with you and the American Psycho. 751 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,966 Yeah, we had a- a pretty mature and honest conversation. 752 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,725 You know, we decided that we're obviously gonna be professional, 753 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,690 because we're gonna see each other all the time and be in each other's lives... 754 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,489 because we go to the same school. 755 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,210 But, um- 756 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,443 But yeah, it's- it's over. 757 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,727 For real. 758 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,601 And, you know, I really have you to thank. 759 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,811 Because you didn't give up, and you really were trying... 760 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,771 to make me see, and- I-| appreciate you... 761 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,491 getting Finn to come and defend my honor. 762 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,006 I know that was you, so- 763 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:40,610 I swear I will never doubt your Mexican psychic third eye ever again. 764 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,205 [ Sighs ] 765 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,123 [ Rachel Sighs Loudly] 766 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,804 Why the long face? 767 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,771 You've got a /70! boyfriend pillow in there named Colin. I named him Colin... 768 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,525 after the non-threatening boy in The Se crez' Garden, 'cause I know you loved it. 769 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,483 Don't be sad. 770 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,690 I'm not. I'm good. I- 771 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,967 I feel... ready. 772 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,806 You know? I-|-I'm ready for my Funny Girl audition. 773 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,171 - And to maybe start seeing older guys. - Mmm. 774 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,449 And I'm definitely ready for our new and permanent roommate. 775 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,925 But I'm gonna use the pity card just for a second. 776 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,446 Since I am the one that is heartbroken and going through a breakup... 777 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,091 and found out that my boyfriend was some weirdo manwhore, 778 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,083 I'm gonna get to pick the movie tonight, okay? 779 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,680 And I think we should pick... 780 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,331 the best guilty pleasure movie musical ever. 781 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,402 ♪♪ [ Pop: Piano Intro ] 782 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,802 ♪ I've been cheated by you ♪ 783 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,730 ♪ Since I don't know when ♪ 784 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,448 ♪ So I've made up my mind ♪ 785 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,081 ♪ It must come to an end ♪ 786 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,570 ♪ Mmm, look at me now; 787 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,608 ♪ Will I ever learn? ♪ 788 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,411 ♪ I don't know how; 789 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,849 ♪ But I suddenly lose control ♪ 790 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:19,767 ♪ There's a fire within my soul ♪ 791 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,561 ♪ Just one look, and I can hear a bell ring ♪ 792 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,247 ♪ One more look, and I forget everything ♪ 793 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,324 - ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ - [ Together] ♪ Mamma mia ♪ 794 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,129 ♪ Here I go again ♪ 795 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,522 ♪ MY, mY, how can I resist ya? ♪ 796 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,170 ♪ Mamma mia; 797 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,844 ♪ Does it show again ♪ 798 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,288 ♪ MY: mYs just how much I've missed ya? ♪ 799 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,524 ♪ I've been angry inside about things that you do ♪ 800 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,326 ♪ I can't count all the times ♪ 801 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,925 ♪ That I told you we're through ♪ 802 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,486 ♪ And when you go ♪ 803 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,609 ♪ When you slam the door, I think you know ♪ 804 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,162 ♪ That you won't be away too long ♪ 805 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,925 ♪ You know that I'm not that strong ♪ 806 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,325 ♪ Just one look ♪ 807 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,482 - ♪ And I can hear a bell ring ♪ - [ Bell Jingles] 808 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,291 ♪ One more look, and I forget everything ♪ 809 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,044 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 810 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,804 ♪ Mamma mia; 811 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,882 ♪ Here I go again ♪ 812 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,009 ♪ MY, mY, how can I resist ya? ♪ 813 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,687 ♪ Mamma mia, does it show again ♪ 814 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,923 -.I' My, my» - ♪ Just how much I missed ya? ♪ 815 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,209 ♪ Yes, I've been brokenhearted ♪ 816 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,211 ♪ Blue since the day we parted ♪ 817 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,727 - ♪ Why, why: - ♪ Did I ever let you go? ♪ 818 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,564 - ♪ Mamma mia ♪ - ♪ Mamma mia ♪ 819 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,405 - ♪ Now I really know; -4' My, mya“ 820 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,289 - ♪ I could never let you go ♪ C♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪ 821 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,929 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 822 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,729 ♪ Mamma mia ♪♪ 823 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,043 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 824 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:11,047 ♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj 825 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,723 ♪ ./' [ Ends ]