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[ Sobbing ]
Emma, stop. Stop, stop.
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Emma's left the building.
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She say anything
about me?
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No. Why would she?
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Because I kissed her.
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[Artie ] Mr. Schue, Finn, thank you
for agreeing to this sit-down.
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We've all noticed
the tension between you...
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ever since Finn admitted
he kissed Miss Pillsbury.
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Sorry I'm late.
Huge line up at the Lima Bean,
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but here are the lattes that Mr.
Schue made me get everybody.
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Um, I asked for two pumps
of mocha, Finn.
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I taste three.
Take 'em back.
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All of them.
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Sorry, Mr. Schue, but all I
did was pick up the vests.
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I didn't- What's most upsetting
is you actually think...
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these vests are clean,
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that it's okay
to turn in subpar work.
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No surprise, Finn has been acting
like he's losing his mind.
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Great job, Ryder!
See that, guys?
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Prowess on the football field
and a terrific singing voice...
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are not mutually exclusive.
I can't take it anymore!
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Okay, it's bad enough you're
treating me like your lackey,
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but I'm not gonna sit here while you
fake-compliment Ryder just to hurt me.
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You're feuding,
and it needs to stop.
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- [ Mouths Words ] - Seriously. We
like Hatfields and McCoys in here.
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So epic musical feuds
is our theme.
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And for the first time in Glee
Club history, we are giving you,
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our fearless leaders,
an assignment.
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You two will explore and resolve your
differences by performing a song together,
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inspired by a classic
musical rivalry.
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- Guys- - Regionals are
coming up, Mr. Schue,
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and if we're gonna have any chance
of winning, we need both of you.
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On the same page
and on the same team.
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[ Sighs ]
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False alarm.
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Thank God. I'm so happy.
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I'm so glad it's all
over with.
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Thank you
for taking me here today.
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All right,
I'm gonna go to class.
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Whoa, hey. That's it?
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That's all you have
to say about this?
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Well, the doctor gave me the all clear.
What else is there?
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Rachel, you can't just blow past
this like nothing ever happened.
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This is a wake-up call.
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This is an opportunity
for you to take a hard look...
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at the choices that you're making,
where your life is heading.
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Starting with Donkey Face.
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[Chattering ]
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Hey, I'm Dallas.
What's your name?
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Uh, Gunnar.
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[ Chuckles ]
Dude, relax.
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I've seen you here
the past few weeks.
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Look around.
We're not exactly alone.
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Look, this isn't
a real thing for me, okay?
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It's- I need it
for my tuition, you know?
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Hey, man, I'm sure everyone
has a legit reason to be here.
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Speaking of.
On the clock, man.
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♪♪ [ Acoustic Guitar: Fast Strumming]
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♪ Rule number one ♪
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♪ Is that you gotta have fun ♪
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♪ But, baby, when you're done ♪
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♪ You gotta be
the first to run ♪
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♪ Rule number two ♪
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♪ Just don't get attached to ♪
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♪ Somebody you could lose ♪
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♪ So le-let me tell you ♪
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♪ This is how
to be a heartbreaker_l~
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♪ Boys, they like
a little danger;
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♪ We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player;
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♪ Singing, I Io-lo-love you ♪
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[ Exhales]
At least I think I do.
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♪♪ [vocalizing ]
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♪ 'Cause I Io-lo-lo-love you ♪
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♪ Girls ♪
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;We dO ♪
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♪ Whatever it will take ♪
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♪ 'Cause girls don't want ♪
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♪ We don't want
our hearts to break ♪
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♪ IntWO ♪
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♪ So it's better to be fake ♪
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[ Together]
♪ Can't risk losing ♪
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♪ Love again, babe ♪
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♪ This is how
to be a heartbreaker_l~
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♪ Boys, they like
a little danger;
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♪ We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player;
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♪ Singing, I Io-lo-love you ♪
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♪ How to be a heartbreaker_l~
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♪ Boys, they like the look
of danger ♪
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♪ We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player;
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3 Singing I Io-Io-love you 3
3 At least I think I do 3
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♪♪ [vocalizing ]
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♪ 'Cause I Io-Io-Io-love you ♪♪
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At least I think I do.
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You know
we only take cash, right?
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[ School Bell Rings ] Young Burt
Reynolds, may I gently remind you...
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that on Wednesday, December 5,
you joined the Cheerios,
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but you've been conspicuously
absent from practice...
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since Thursday, December 6.
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We've told you,
we onlyjoined for a day...
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when we thought Glee Club
was disbanding.
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And yet you signed this legally
binding contract...
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that clearly states
on page 43, paragraph 7C-9,
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“Blaine Devon Anderson will
provide said Cheerios duty...
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at any and all pep rallies,
assemblies, town meetings,
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state fairs, concerts,
television programs,
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motion pictures, video games,
Republican national conventions”-
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I never signed that.
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Well, that's funny, because
your signature says you did.
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That's a forgery.
And you can't prove that.
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- I probably could.
- Cheerios regionals is fast approaching,
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and I need a shiny,
sexually nonthreatening gay...
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to hoist up some of the most gorgeous
girls in America over his head,
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have a bird's-eye view
of their baby oven,
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and not be even remotely
interested.
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Now that would be you.
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Thank you, but I'm just too busy
with Glee Club and Student Council.
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If you need me back,
I guess I could do it.
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Why are you even here?
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You called me out of class.
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You're dismissed.
Go find a new boyfriend.
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Maybe Lance Bass is available,
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or RuPaul.
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- Suit up, soldier.
- I'll help you put it on.
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No, thank you, Becky.
I'm not rejoining the Cheerios.
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Oh, you most certainly are,
or something very unfortunate...
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will most likely be happening
to you extremely soon.
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- Are you threatening me?
- Uh, yeah!
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Get moving, beeyotch.
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[School Bell Rings]
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[ Typing ] [ Thinking ] L as!
questions.
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Bear versus shark?
[Beeps]
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[ Girl's Voice ]
Bear.
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Onion rings
versus French fries?
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French fries are
the world's best food.
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There is nothing you could puz' up
against' French fries that could win.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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I swear those are all the exact
same answers I would have given.
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[ Katie ]
Soul mates!
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I can't believe we've only
Known each other a week.
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And I'm so glad you can look
beyond my spelling mistakes.
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[ Both Chuckle]
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It feels like so much more
than that though.
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I mean, in a week, I feel
like We told you more...
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than I've told to anyone else
in my entire life.
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Uh, yeah. No. Me too.
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You even know
about my Star Wars sheets.
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[ Katie Laughs]
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Anything interesting
happening at school today?
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You could say that.
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- [School Bell Rings]
- Hello, poseur.
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[Chattering ]
Say what?
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Say what a jerk-knuckle you are
for messing with my girl...
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and putting that big old
square head in her face.
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Marley likes Jake,
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and we in Glee Club
like that two-for-one combo.
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This is kind of none
of your business.
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Did you not notice them sitting on
different sides of the choir room?
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- He won't speak to her.
- Dude, back off.
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Who are you calling a dude?
I am no dude.
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- So what are you then?
- I am a proud black woman.
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- No, you're a dude.
- [School Bell Rings]
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He was way out of line.
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[ K a lie ] D/dn 7 you ('ell me
it was Feud Week in Glee Club ?
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Well, get your aggression out
through song.
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Challenge him to a duel.
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Has anyone ever told you
you 're kind of a genius?
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[ Katie Chuckles ]
Later, baby.
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[School Bell Rings]
[ Hands Clap]
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[Will ] We need to do
something muscular,
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like Biggie versus Tupac.
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And we know how that ended.
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Look, we don't need to do this
stupid assignment, Mr. Schue.
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Don't act like you're
above these kids, Finn.
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Not that long ago,
you were one of them.
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We can just talk.
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[ Chuckles ] Unless you have
some stunning new revelation...
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about why you kissed
my bride-to-be,
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I've already heard everything
you have to say.
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Besides, I don't think
you could take it.
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I can take it.
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Okay -
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I put you in charge
of the Glee Club, Finn,
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not because you were
a national champion...
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and not because
you were qualified...
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with something
like a teaching degree,
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or even a single college credit,
for that matter.
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I gave you the Glee Club
because you were lost.
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You just got dumped by your girlfriend,
you flunked out of the army,
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and the real truth is,
I just took pity on you.
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Wow.
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Yeah. You wanted to talk.
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- Yeah, I did, but I didn't think-
- I put all this trust in you...
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so that you can get back
on your feet,
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and what do you do?
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You betray me
in the worst way possible.
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You broke the code
of a brother, Finn.
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I know that. Okay?
And I'm so sorry.
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Sorry's not gonna cut it.
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So start thinking of some of the nastiest
music feuds you can come up with,
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because we are doing
this assignment.
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And I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Well, well, well.
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I see that Donkey Face's crap
is still here,
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and if Donkey Face's crap
is here,
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then that means that
he must be as well.
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Lay off of it,
Santana, all right?
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He said he got a job as
a cater waiter on the side,
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and he was embarrassed about it,
so he kept it a secret.
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[ Scoffs ] Why? I mean, if he
can make that much cash...
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slinging sweaty cold cuts
and room-temp champagne,
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then we should all apply there.
Hey, look.
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He is just trying to make it in New
York, the same way that you and I are.
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I don't understand why that is
so hard for you to understand,
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why you keep trying
to bring him down.
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Look, at this point it's less
about him than it is about you.
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I went to school
with Rachel Berry,
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not the soggy mess of a woman
that stands before me today,
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going back and forth between
your flop high school ex...
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and that terrifying
“waiter with a pager.”
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You need to stop
and focus, Berry.
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- I think you're wrong about him. - My
psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.
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Am I wrong about you?
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[ Brody ] _
♪ Oh, so typical ♪
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♪ I'm the type
who won't get ♪
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- ♪ So critical ♪
- [ Shower Running ]
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♪ So let's make
things physical ♪
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♪ I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical ♪♪
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[School Bell Rings]
[ Pounding ]
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You! I know you're behind this.
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Sorry I yelled, gay Blaine. Here.
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Oh. Cover Boy hair gel.
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This is really expensive.
Thanks, Becky.
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- It's cement.
- [ Thuds ]
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And someone took out 30 credit
cards and a house loan in my name.
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My identity's been stolen.
My parents' credit is ruined.
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Only for seven years.
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But that sign.
That sign!
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[ Laughing, Chattering ]
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Come on.
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That's completely inexcusable.
242
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,808
And it's not true.
Not really.
243
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,882
This is officially a feud
between you and me,
244
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,405
and there's only one way
to solve it.
245
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,967
A sing-off featuring the music
of two feuding superstars?
246
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,408
Oh, I read all about it
in WhoGivesACrap.biz.
247
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,211
Fine. Nicki Minaj
versus Mariah Carey.
248
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,290
I will sing Nicki,
due to my Trinidad roots.
249
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,089
And if you win the challenge,
250
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,851
- I'll tear up your Cheerios contract.
- Fine. Perfect.
251
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,843
But that will never,
everhappen,
252
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,442
because you are looking
into the face of- Evil.
253
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,285
I was going to say high school
cheerleading national champion,
254
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,885
but thank you.
255
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,970
- [School Bell Rings]
- [ Sighs ]
256
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,202
I don't think it's fair that
you're pissed at me about this.
257
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,886
I didn't do anything.
258
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,450
You let him kiss you.
259
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,443
What was I supposed
to do?
260
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,528
It's not like he took
a running start.
261
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,171
You were supposed to not let him think
that it was even a possibility.
262
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,050
Fine. I'll own that.
263
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,880
I haven't minded the fact
that both of you are into me.
264
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,769
And I certainly
didn't discourage him,
265
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,446
which wasn't fair to him
or to you.
266
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,687
But are you telling me that you've completely
stopped flirting with other girls?
267
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,205
I would never do anything.
268
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,408
So if some Cheerio you're
uncontrollably flirting with...
269
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,005
suddenly decides to kiss you,
270
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,048
you're just gonna
backflip out of the way...
271
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,929
before her lips touch yours?
272
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,445
[ Both Laugh ]
273
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,126
So what are we even
talking about here?
274
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,885
Are you seriously worried that
I'm gonna leave you for Ryder?
275
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,450
I don't know.
276
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,528
I mean, he kicked butt with all
this Valentine's Day stuff,
277
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,409
and he's like
two inches taller than me.
278
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,807
I'm not. I won't.
279
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,845
I love you,
and that means something to me.
280
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,604
It's not just words.
281
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,002
Well, are you afraid that I'm
gonna leave you for someone?
282
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,969
Not as much anymore.
283
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,168
Good.
284
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,607
Because it's me and you
against the world.
285
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,287
Especially Ryder. I mean, I
thought he was a good dude,
286
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,647
but... he's not a friend.
287
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,367
You need to ice him out.
I can't do that.
288
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,488
I mean, you can stay
mad at him if you want,
289
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,809
butlhaveto be more forgiving.
How can you do that to me?
290
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,406
It's gonna tick me off every
time I see you talking to him.
291
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,005
Do you trust me?
292
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,923
Do you believe
that I love you?
293
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,931
Yes, but- Then it doesn't
matter who I talk to.
294
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,924
Because no matter where I am
or what I'm doing,
295
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,809
I'm with you.
296
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,481
[School Bell Rings]
297
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,722
♪♪ [ Rock Intro]
298
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,843
♪ I was justified ♪
299
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,490
♪ When I was five ♪
300
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,246
♪ Raising Cain
I spit in your eye ♪
301
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,926
♪ Times are changing
Now the poor get fat;
302
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,650
♪ But the fever's
gonna catch you ♪
303
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,245
♪ When the bitch gets back ♪
304
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,608
-; I'm gonna dress you up in
my love ♪ - ♪ In my love ♪
305
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,250
♪ All over, all over;
306
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,084
♪ All over your body ♪
307
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,130
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
308
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,807
♪ All over your body
All over your body ♪
309
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,850
♪ Eat meat on a Friday
That's all right ♪
310
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,367
♪ I even like steak
on a Saturday night;
311
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,284
♪ I can bitch the best
at your social do's ♪
312
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,170
♪ I get high in the evening
sniffing pots of glue ♪
313
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,926
-; I'm gonna dress you up in
my love ♪ - ♪ In my love ♪
314
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,402
- ♪ All over, all over;
- ♪ The bitch is back ♪
315
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,369
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
316
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,290
♪ In my love ♪
♪ All over, all over;
317
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,010
♪ From your head
down to your toes ♪
318
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,765
♪ I entertain
by picking brains ♪
319
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,689
♪ My love ♪
♪ I sell my soul ♪
320
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,842
♪ By dropping names ♪
321
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,491
♪ I don't like those
My God, what's that? ♪
322
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,289
♪ Oh, it's full
of nasty habits ♪
323
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,761
♪ When the bitch gets back ♪
324
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,847
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
325
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:27,687
[Together]
♪ Oh, I'll dress you up;
326
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,842
- ♪ All over, all over;
- ♪ Oh ♪
327
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,327
♪ All over ♪ ♪ Gonna dress
you up in my love ♪
328
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,004
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
329
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,970
- ♪ All over your body;
-3 Oh, whoa, oh, oh ♪
330
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:42,410
- ♪ Gonna dress you up in my love
♪ - ♪ Dress you up in my love ♪
331
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,729
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
332
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,564
♪ In my love;
333
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,961
- 3 All over your body 3
- 3 In my love 3
334
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,361
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
335
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,920
♪ The bitch is back ♪♪
336
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,571
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
337
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,683
Yeah! Wow, guys,
that was incredible.
338
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,684
- What inspired that mash-up?
- I mean, the thing was feuds, so we just-
339
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,922
So Unique demanded mediation.
340
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,049
Might I suggest doing an
Elton John-Madonna mash-up?
341
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,691
Madonna finally forgave Elton John for
calling her a fairground stripper...
342
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,643
and saying that her career
was over,
343
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,888
but their decade-long
feud was epic.
344
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,726
- Unique is, was and ever shall be Madonna.
- [ Snickers ]
345
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,247
He can try to be Sir Elton, but...
you ain't got it.
346
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,721
Well, the awesome thing
about feuds...
347
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,802
is that once all the anger
has gotten out,
348
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,406
you can shake on it
and let bygones be bygones.
349
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,290
Unique would happily shake
Ryder's hand, but first...
350
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,964
say I'm a girl.
351
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,648
[ Chuckles ]
352
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,449
Look, I'm just
so confused, okay?
353
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,522
Yesterday you were dressed as a boy.
Today you're a girl.
354
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,251
VVhat-VVhat bathroom do you use?
I mean, make up your mind.
355
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,810
It doesn't matter what you see.
356
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,888
You don't get to decide for me.
357
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,767
You are a douche bag, dude.
358
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,286
I mean, in this room we can
be whatever we want to be.
359
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,561
[School Bell Rings]
360
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,404
Becky, it's no secret-
[Sniffs]
361
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,887
You are Nicki Minaj's
biggest fan.
362
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,281
- Minaj!
- Inside voice, Becky.
363
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,525
I need your expert advice.
364
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,762
Now I've got wigs
in every shade of Jell-O...
365
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,763
and costumes
from Lima's Circus Museum,
366
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,161
but if I am
going to win this feud-
367
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,607
and I must win this feud-
368
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,366
I can't just be
a mere mirage of Minaj. No.
369
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,890
I must become her.
370
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,571
Easy, Coach.
Practice your Minaj face.
371
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,927
I think you said
“practice your Minaj face.”
372
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,490
Excellent.
373
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,320
Great. Moving on.
Most important-
374
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,970
I'm one step ahead of you,
Becky.
375
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,804
It's time to perfect
my Nicki Minaj...
376
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,723
“where the hell
did that come from,
377
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,451
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”
crazy-pants threat.
378
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,965
[School Bell Rings]
379
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,520
I'm not putting up
with Your Highness.
380
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,245
It's off with your head!
381
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,163
- Don't you call me gangster.
- What?
382
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,924
Every time you patronize me,
383
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,321
I will take it back.
384
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,846
- Leave me alone.
- I will knock you out!
385
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,569
Getting there, Coach.
386
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,764
[ School Bell Rings ] [ Brody]
Five, six, seven, eight.
387
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,286
Two, four, six-
388
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,727
Come on, guys.
No,no,no,no,no,no,no.
389
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,485
Please. This is not gonna cut it
with Cassie, okay?
390
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,125
Let's do it
from the top.
391
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,725
Just don't get
too close, girls,
392
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,610
unless you're immune
to the herps.
393
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,570
Take five.
394
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,405
- How did you get in here?
- Don't apply logic to Lopez.
395
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,050
And if what I just saw
is any indication,
396
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,804
I can get in here
any time I want.
397
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,769
I've got moves your mannequin
ass couldn't handle.
398
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,842
Do you know what
your problem is, Santana?
399
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,809
You're loud and you're rude,
400
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,087
and you think that attitude
equals talent.
401
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,481
Another thing I am?
A hard-core friend.
402
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,244
Rachel and Kurt
are my family,
403
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,163
and I can smell
your sketchiness from here.
404
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,810
So let me tell you
how it's gonna be.
405
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,201
You're gonna move out
of our apartment tonight,
406
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,489
or I can dig a little deeper
and destroy you.
407
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,443
You're all talk and no proof.
Don't need proof.
408
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,204
I know exactly what you are.
409
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,806
Yo, fly girls,
can I get some backup?
410
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,089
If you're any kind of dancer,
this one should be in your bones.
411
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,127
♪ J' [ Funky Dance]
412
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,890
- ♪ He's a coldhearted snake ♪
- ♪ Girl ♪
413
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,440
♪ Look into his eyes ♪
414
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,729
♪ Uh-oh, girl,
don't play the fool now ♪
415
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,529
♪ You're the one
giving up the love ♪
416
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,489
♪ Any time he needs it;
417
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,403
♪ But you turn your back ♪
418
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,562
♪ And then he's off
and running with the crowd ♪
419
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,642
♪ You're the one to sacrifice ♪
420
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,922
♪ Anything to please him ♪
421
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,970
♪ Do you really think he thinks
about you when he's out? ♪
422
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,690
♪ He's a coldhearted snake ♪
423
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,604
- ♪ Girl ♪
- ♪ Look into his eyes ♪
424
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,650
♪ Uh-oh
He's been telling lies ♪
425
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,200
'-“ He'S al
_J\ Gm; over boy at play;
426
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,850
♪ He don't play by rules ♪
427
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,763
'.L' Uh-oh ♪
'.l' Uh-oh ♪
428
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,241
♪ Girl, don't play
the fool now ♪
429
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,368
♪ It was only late last night ♪
430
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,363
♪ He was out there sneakin' ♪
431
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,161
♪ Then he called you up to check
that you were waitin' by the phone ♪
432
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,765
♪ All the world's
a candy store ♪
433
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,683
♪ He's been trick or treatin' ♪
434
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,206
♪ When it comes to true love,
girl, with him ♪
435
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,691
♪ There's no one home ♪
436
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,081
- ♪ He's a coldhearted snake ♪
- ♪ Girl ♪
437
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,128
♪ Look into his eyes ♪
438
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,363
♪ Uh-oh
He's been telling lies ♪
439
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,965
♪ He's a lover boy at play;
440
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,611
♪ He don't play by rules ♪
441
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,205
'.L' Uh-oh ♪
'.l' Uh-oh ♪
442
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,568
♪ Girl, don't play
the fool now ♪
443
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,325
♪ You can find
somebody better, girl ♪
444
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,009
♪ He's c-cold as ice ♪
445
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,569
♪ As cold as ice ♪
446
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,241
♪ He's cold as ice ♪
447
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,247
♪ He's cold as ice ♪
448
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,049
♪ Stay away from him, girl ♪
449
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,088
♪ C-C-Coldhearted ♪
450
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,924
♪ Ooh, ah, ah;
451
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,527
♪ C-C-Coldhearted snake ♪
452
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,762
♪ He's a coldhearted snake ♪
453
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,161
♪ Look into his eyes ♪
454
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,244
♪ Uh-oh
He's been telling lies ♪
455
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,527
'J' Love b
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456
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,250
♪ He don't play by rules ♪
457
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,607
'.L' Uh-oh ♪
'.l' Uh-oh ♪
458
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,603
♪ Girl, don't
play the fool now ♪
459
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,569
♪ Coldhearted snake ♪
460
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,688
- ♪ Look into his eyes ♪
- ♪ Into his eyes ♪
461
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,364
♪ Uh-Oh ♪
462
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,445
♪ Oh, oh, oh
He's a coldhearted snake ♪♪
463
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,170
Pack your bags.
464
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,243
In the '90s, the media pitted two of
America's hottest music groups...
465
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,970
against one another...
466
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,566
in an epic clash
for pop culture supremacy.
467
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,007
And just so y'all know, we'll
be joining this performance...
468
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,128
because we
are basically Switzerland,
469
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,124
and we support all parties
that are involved. Thank you.
470
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,362
Whatever. Begin, please.
471
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,523
♪♪ [ Synthesizer: Slow Chord Progression ]
472
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,641
♪ Hey, hell ♪
473
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,811
-; Bye, bye, bye ♪
- [ Screaming ]
474
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,081
♪ Oh, Oh, bY9 ♪
475
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,441
♪ I'm doing this tonight;
476
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,330
♪ You're probably
gonna start a fight ♪
477
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,368
♪ So now it's time to leave ♪
478
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,920
♪ And make it alone ♪
479
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,049
♪ I know that
I can't take no more ♪
480
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,248
♪ It ain't no lie ♪
481
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,051
♪ I want to see you
out that door;
482
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,920
- 3 Baby, bye, bye, We 4'
- 3 You are 3
483
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,002
♪ My fire;
484
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:40,291
♪ The one desire ♪
485
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,601
♪ Believe ♪
486
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,684
♪ When I say ♪
487
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:50,766
♪ I want it that way ♪
488
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,320
- ♪ Bye, bye ♪ - ♪ Don't
want to be a fool for you ♪
489
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,007
♪ Just another player
in your game for two ♪
490
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,771
♪ It might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie ♪
491
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,968
♪ Baby, bye, bye
Tell me why ♪
492
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,249
♪ Ain't nothing
but a heartache ♪
493
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,004
♪ Tell me why;
494
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:12,166
- ♪ Ain't nothing but a
mistake ♪ - ♪ Tell me why;
495
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,325
♪ I never want
to hear you say;
496
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,486
[ Together]
♪ I want it that way ♪
497
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,244
♪ You are ♪
498
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,087
♪ My fire;
499
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:31,883
- ♪ You are ♪ - ♪ You
are, you are, you are ♪
500
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,566
♪ Don't want to hear you say;
501
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,564
-4' Bye, bye, bye; - ♪ Ain't
nothing but a heartache ♪
502
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,850
- ♪ Make it tough ♪
- ♪ Ain't nothing but a ♪
503
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,042
- ♪ Ain't no lie ♪
- ♪ Bye, bye ♪
504
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,010
- ♪ Don't want to be a fool for
you ♪ - ♪ You are my fire ♪
505
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,323
- ♪ Just another player in your
game for two ♪ - ♪ Tell me why;
506
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,890
- 3 You may hate me 3
- 3 I want it that way 3
507
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,327
♪ But it ain't no lie
Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
508
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,131
♪ I don't really want
to make it tough ♪
509
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,168
- ♪ I just want to tell you that
I had enough ♪ - ♪ One desire ♪
510
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,322
- ♪ Tell me why;
- ♪ It might sound crazy;
511
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,728
- ♪ But it ain't no lie Bye, bye,
bye ♪ - ♪ I want it that way ♪
512
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,609
- ♪ Bye, We J'.l'
- [Screaming ]
513
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,003
Well, the love on the stage
is obvious.
514
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,407
You two bros need
to just hug it out.
515
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,444
I'm in.
What do you say, Mr. Schue?
516
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,522
[ Exhales]
517
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,444
I-I want to, Finn.
I-l really do, I just-
518
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,171
I can't.
519
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,962
Fine. Cool.
520
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,884
There's nothing I can do or say
to win back your trust.
521
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,485
I get it.
522
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,248
For whatever it's worth,
thanks”.
523
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,810
For everything.
524
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,410
[ Sighs ]
525
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,370
Guess who just got a job
tending bar...
526
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,649
at the Coyote Ugly Saloon
down on First Street.
527
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,171
Hopefully it
bodes better for me...
528
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,242
than any of the has-beens
who starred in that movie.
529
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,924
Santana, if you'd
just take a seat, please,
530
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,162
and join us for a little
family loft conversation.
531
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,681
Creepy, but okay.
532
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,288
We just got off the phone
with Brody.
533
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,849
Did you confront him at NYADA
with a Paula Abdul song?
534
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,366
You can't just
march on in there...
535
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,930
and, like, act all crazy, okay?
536
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,809
We go to school there.
537
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,008
That was the best performance
that place has seen in years.
538
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,411
We want you to move out.
539
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,687
- You're joking.
- We're not.
540
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,410
Olsen twins,
let me tell you something.
541
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,050
I have known you both
for years,
542
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,088
and I don't like either of you
90% of the time.
543
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,686
In fact, your wide-eyed,
Keane-painting approach of life...
544
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,889
makes my teeth hurt
and my breasts ache with rage.
545
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,803
But you know what?
546
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,962
I have love for you.
547
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,646
You're my family, and I haven't
lied to you in months.
548
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,529
I'm smarter about other people
than the both of you.
549
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,090
You have to trust me.
550
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,481
Santana, you're making Brody
feel uncomfortable. Okay?
551
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,201
And he was here first, so you either
lay off of it, or you move out.
552
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,644
Fine. That's fine.
553
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,371
You know what?
I don't- I don't mind going.
554
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,444
I ran into Lena Dunham
at Barney's,
555
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,888
and she told me that I could
crash with her ifleverneededto.
556
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,440
So that's cool 'cause she
has two Golden Globes.
557
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,887
Oh, you know what?
And another thing.
558
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,770
I have what Access Hollywood
calls street smarts.
559
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,044
I'm right about Plastic Man.
560
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,443
I'm pretty sure she just stole my
comforter. Bitch took my pillow.
561
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,204
[School Bell Rings]
562
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,647
[ Katie ] Enough about me
and my sad, boring stories.
563
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,642
[ Both Chuckles]
564
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,763
I killed it,
but we're still feuding.
565
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,446
I just can't in good conscience
call him a woman.
566
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,205
I respect his choices,
but what's true is true.
567
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,648
I could put' on a bunny suit and hop
around school giving out onooo/a re eggs.
568
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,127
[ Both Chuckle]
569
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,203
Totally. [ Katie ]
Can you prove it?
570
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,203
I mean, if someone were I0 say
that we aren 7 friends- - .
571
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,328
because we haven't even met
in person-
572
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,489
Pissed off.
573
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,450
[ Katie ] Well, this Wade/Unique
guy believes he's a girl.
574
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,170
He doesn't need any proof.
575
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,129
It's his truth.
576
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,450
How are you so smart
and so hot at the same time?
577
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,045
[Laughs]
578
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,090
[ Katie ] Send me another shirtless
pic when you get the chance.
579
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,691
♪♪ [ Ballad ]
♪ Oh ♪
580
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,922
♪ Yeah ♪
581
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,526
.L'Mmm_,~
582
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,648
♪ You look in my eyes ♪
583
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,166
♪ And I get emotional ♪
584
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,486
♪ Inside ♪
585
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,404
♪ I know it's crazy,
but you still can touch ♪
586
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,721
♪ My heart ♪
587
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,883
♪ And after all this time
you'd think that I ♪
588
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,564
♪ Wouldn't feel the same ♪
589
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,802
♪ But time melts into nothing ♪
590
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,929
♪ And nothing's changed ♪
591
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,202
♪ I still believe ♪
592
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,760
♪ That someday you and me ♪
593
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,649
♪ Will find ourselves ♪
594
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,206
♪ In love again ♪
595
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,124
- ♪ Oh, baby, yeah ♪
- ♪ I still believe ♪
596
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,680
-3 Baby, I do 3
- 3 Someday you and me 3
597
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,366
♪ Just give me one more try;
598
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,882
♪ In love again ♪
599
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,042
.L'J' [ Dance ]
600
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,407
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
601
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,289
:Oh.r
602
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,205
♪ This one is for the boys
with the booming system ♪
603
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,930
♪ Top down,
A.C. with the cooling system ♪
604
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,729
♪ When he come up in the club,
he be blazing up ♪
605
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,848
♪ He got stacks on deck
like he saving up ♪
606
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,763
♪ And he ill, he real
He might got a deal ♪
607
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,808
♪ He pop bottles and he got
the right kind of bill ♪
608
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,524
♪ He cold, he dope
He might be broke ♪
609
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,443
♪ He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
610
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,568
♪ He a total freaking trip,
trip Sailor of the ship, ship
611
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,210
♪ When he make it drip, drip,
kiss him on the lip, lip;
612
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,805
♪ That's the kind of dude
I was looking for;
613
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,882
♪ And yes, you'll get slapped
if you looking, ho ♪
614
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,849
♪ I said, excuse me,
you're a hell of a guy;
615
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,888
♪ I mean, my-my-my-my,
you're like pelican fly;
616
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,883
♪ I mean, you're so shy
and I'm loving your tie ♪
617
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,247
♪ You're like slicker than the
guy with the thing on his eye ♪
618
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,529
♪ Oh, yes, I did, yes, I did Somebody
please tell him who the hell I is ♪
619
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,125
♪ I am Nicki Minaj
I mack them dudes up ♪
620
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,123
♪ Back coupes up
and chuck the deuce up ♪
621
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,885
♪ Boy, you got my heartbeat
runnin' away ♪
622
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,442
♪ Beatin' like a drum
and it's coming your way;
623
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,329
♪ Can't you hear the boom ♪
624
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,485
-3 Badoom, boom, boom, badoom
boom bass ♪ - ♪ Super bass ♪
625
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,325
-_l~ Boom, badoom, boom ♪
- ♪ Yes, 90 ♪
626
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,926
♪ This heartbeat runnin' away;
627
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,130
♪ Don't you hear that heartbeat
comm' your way'? ♪
628
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,565
♪ Oh, it feel like boom,
badoom, boom ♪
629
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,927
-; Boom, badoom, boom bass;
-; I still believe;
630
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,729
♪ Can't you hear that boom,
badoom, boom ♪
631
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,723
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass? ♪
632
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:19,124
♪ Don't you know
that I still believe ♪
633
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,204
♪ That someday you and me ♪
634
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,568
♪ Can't you hear that boom, badoom,
boom, boom, badoom, boom bass? ♪
635
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,770
- ♪ Will love again ♪ C♪ Boom, badoom,
boom, boom, badoom, boom bass;
636
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,562
- 3 That super bass 3
-3 I had a dream 3
637
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,802
♪ That one day you and me ♪
638
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,803
♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom,
badoom, boom ♪
639
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,689
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass ♪
640
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,367
- ♪ Will love again ♪ C♪ Boom, badoom,
boom, boom, badoom, boom bass;
641
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,930
♪ Yeah,
that's that super bass ♪♪
642
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,650
[Applause ]
643
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,001
And that, ladies, gays,
in-betweeners and hag for life,
644
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,731
is how it's done. Impressive,
Sue, both of you.
645
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,689
But Coach Sylvester used like,
646
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,604
feathers and a black light,
and she brought in the Cheerios.
647
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,401
- Yeah, that's not fair. - Yes, but
nobody ever said life is fair, Tina.
648
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,767
So, William, though
it's shockingly clear...
649
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,968
who the winner is, would
you do the honors?
650
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,249
And unlike that interminably long
voting montage at the end of Lincoln,
651
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,560
let's make this fast.
652
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,689
Show of hands for
Blaine as Mariah.
653
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,001
Thank you, Tina.
Come on.
654
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,605
Noted.
655
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,489
All in favor of Sue
as Nicki?
656
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,244
[Sue Chuckles]
657
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,244
Well, I hope you're ready
for some form-fitting polyester,
658
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,926
gay Clark Kent
from season one of Sma//vi//e,
659
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,923
because it looks like
you're going to be the bottom...
660
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,924
of my Cheerios pyramid
after all.
661
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,003
[School Bell Rings]
662
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,449
So you really are leaving?
663
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,131
[ Sighs ]
Yeah.
664
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,487
I just wanted to thank you for
everything you did for me.
665
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,244
Thank you.
666
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,129
So, what's next for you?
667
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,690
I don't know.
668
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,411
Probably a lot of long hours of
figuring out what's next for me.
669
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,170
Um,
670
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,765
can I speak freely?
671
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,242
Yeah, sure. I'm not your
commanding officer or anything.
672
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,845
Say whatever you want.
673
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,810
Dude, you really need
to grow a pair.
674
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,849
Maybe you should go back
to not speaking so freely.
675
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,605
I know that you're feeling bad
about yourself right now,
676
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,682
and I also know
howjust one kiss...
677
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,649
can get you into
a whole lot of trouble.
678
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,165
Believe me.
679
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,881
But if Mr. Schue doesn't want
you around anymore, forget him.
680
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,883
Don't let him define you.
681
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,122
Problem is,
he does define me.
682
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,366
The four years I spent in
this Glee Club defines me.
683
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,164
This whole freakin' school
defines me,
684
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,129
and without it, I am-
685
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,965
I just feel... lost.
So-
686
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,724
After we lost sectionals,
687
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,361
I was terrified that everything
was just going to fall apart,
688
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,489
but you fought
to keep us together.
689
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,246
You're a natural leader,
Finn, a teacher.
690
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,051
You don't need
Mr. Schue's approval to be that.
691
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,600
Yeah, but I do need a little
thing called a teaching degree.
692
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,364
So...
693
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,169
go get one.
[ Chuckles ]
694
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,241
[School Bell Rings]
[ Faint]
695
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,051
[ Sighs ] You gonna challenge
all three of us to a feud now?
696
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,202
Look, I asked you guys here
for a truce.
697
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,847
Okay, sometimes I don't
know how to fit in here.
698
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,650
But kissing you, Marley-
699
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,563
that was so out of line,
and I'm sorry.
700
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,051
It's okay.
701
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,891
It's not, but...
I'll never do it again.
702
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,082
Look, friendship
is about trust.
703
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,083
Okay? It's like
when we're playing football.
704
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,288
Look, I fumbled
the ball this time,
705
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,089
but you know
I have good hands.
706
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,605
I just made a mistake.
707
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,526
You know if you give me the ball
again, I won't let you down.
708
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,242
Yeah, but it might take
a little while.
709
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,688
I take that. Thank you.
[ Exhales]
710
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,285
Unique-
711
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,402
Look, I'm not gonna pretend
like I understand...
712
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,131
everything that's going
on with you- [ Sighs ]
713
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,242
But you have a truth,
714
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,891
and as your friend, I need
to support that truth, so...
715
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,847
you're a girl, dude.
716
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,208
- Hey, crap, did I mess that up?
- No, it's just-
717
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,323
That day, after we sang,
718
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,643
I decided to walk home
in all my Leslie Uggams glory-
719
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,291
[ Voice Cracking ] and a group
of popular girls came after me.
720
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,850
[ Girl ] Are you serious?
Look at this.
721
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,922
Are you a boy
or a girl?
722
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,162
Hey! Freak!
[ Girls Laugh ]
723
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,049
Lady freak!
724
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,849
I got home
before they caught up to me,
725
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,809
but I was so scared.
726
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,571
I'm walking you home from now on.
Yeah. Me too.
727
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,210
- Me three. - [ Kitty] Me four.
728
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,169
And P.S., do those bitches
go to this school?
729
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,130
'Cause if so, I want their names so I
can put Nair in their shampoo bottles.
730
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,248
Wait a minute. VVeTeffiends?
Look,
731
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,129
I don't know if it's 'cause
I've been dating Puckerman,
732
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,368
which makes it really hard
to judge anyone-
733
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,681
and I will deny it
outside in the real world-
734
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,683
but, yes, we're friends.
735
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,285
And we're in this together.
736
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,362
I'm a winner, and I
want to win regionals.
737
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,442
So we need to cut the crap
and the fighting,
738
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,363
and tighten up
so we can win this.
739
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,966
Friendships are tested
like this all the time,
740
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,247
and the ones that are real are
the ones that pass the test.
741
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,800
Artie and Tina and Sam-
and probably Brittany-
742
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,645
are all going to be gone next year,
and it's gonna be up to us...
743
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,290
to keep up
the Glee Club torch.
744
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,567
Not just winning
competitions, but...
745
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,884
the legacy of being the only place
at this school- at any school-
746
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,849
where the most special thing
you can be is yourself.
747
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,649
Think we're up for it?
748
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,644
Are you kidding? This place
ain't seen nothin' yet.
749
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,125
Hear! Hear!
Oh, yeah.
750
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,925
[ Laughing ]
751
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,923
[School Bell Rings]
752
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,088
You look absolutely adorable.
753
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,447
And just to show there's
no animosity between us,
754
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:19,002
I've decided to make you and
Becky my Cheerios co-captains.
755
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,570
Yes!
756
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,084
Mwah! I love you.
757
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,207
Thank you.
758
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,851
Let this be
a life lesson to you-
759
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,922
one that you'll remember
20 years from now,
760
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,650
when you're playing
“Uncle Nubbins”...
761
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,848
in The Suite Life of
Zack and Cody reboot-
762
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,161
that the real world is
nothing like the Glee Club,
763
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:38,926
where you can join and rejoin,
quit and re-quit...
764
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,209
whenever you're not crying or
throwing confetti at each other.
765
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,687
Because in the real world,
there are commitments,
766
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,411
and you're only as good
as your word.
767
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,843
Blaine Devon Anderson,
768
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,763
do I have your word...
769
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,047
that you are fully committed
to my team?
770
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,724
What? She can't hear you!
771
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,045
Yes, Coach Sylvester.
772
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,325
All right.
773
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,289
Gymnasium, 3:05.
774
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,169
Oh, a little trick
of the trade-
775
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,402
From now on,
wear a thong...
776
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,528
to avoid visible panty lines.
777
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,885
[ Sighs ]
778
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,408
How'd it go?
Exactly as planned.
779
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,131
I'm gonna work from the
inside and bring her down.
780
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,807
By the time we graduate, Sue Sylvester's
reign of terror will finally be over.
781
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,410
Excellent.
782
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,330
[ Latch Clicks]
783
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,083
Good evening, Vicky.
784
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,205
Santana, how did you-
785
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,805
I told you.
This is what I do.
786
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,845
You can't tell Rachel. Please.
I'm not proud of this. Save it.
787
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,924
I think there's someone more important
that you should convince tonight.
788
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,330
Okay. Well, I am going to leave you
two alone for a little girl talk.
789
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,925
Have fun.
790
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,765
Listen, I can explain this.
Shut your mouth.
791
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,730
After tonight,
you're a ghost.
792
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,201
You disappear
from her life forever.
793
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,009
No good-byes, nothing.
794
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,320
I love her.
795
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,326
But she doesn't really
even know who you are...
796
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,603
Vet.
797
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,609
You can't tell her.
[ Grunts ]
798
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,207
[ Both Grunting, Groaning ]
799
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,882
Stay away from my future wife!
800
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,649
♪♪ [ Synthesizer: Slow Chords ]
801
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,684
[ Ryder]
♪ All I want to get is ♪
802
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,843
♪ A little bit closer;
803
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,002
♪ All I want to know is ♪
804
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,004
♪ Can you come
a little closer? ♪
805
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,328
♪ Here comes the breath ♪
806
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,845
♪ Before we get ♪
807
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,764
♪ A little bit closer;
808
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,922
♪ Here comes the rush ♪
809
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,281
♪ Before we much ♪
810
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,488
♪ Come a little closer;
811
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,401
♪ The lights are off and the
sun is finally setting ♪
812
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,280
♪ The night sky
is changing overhead ♪
813
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,125
♪ It's not just all physical ♪
814
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,046
♪ I'm the type who won't
get oh, so critical ♪
815
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,283
♪ So let's make things
physical ♪
816
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,762
♪ I won't treat you like
you're oh, so typical ♪
817
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,524
♪ I want you close ♪
818
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,170
♪ I want you ♪
819
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,682
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
820
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,524
♪ I want you close ♪
821
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,284
♪ I want you ♪
822
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,843
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
823
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,083
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
824
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,521
♪ Here come the dreams
of you and me ♪
825
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,001
♪ Here come the dreams ♪
826
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,761
♪ Here come the dreams
of you and me ♪
827
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,889
♪ Here come the dreams ♪
828
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,203
♪ It's not just all physical ♪
829
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,841
♪ I'm the type who won't
get oh, so critical ♪
830
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,527
♪ So let's make things physical ♪
831
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,002
♪ I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical ♪
832
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,889
♪ I want you close ♪
833
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,485
♪ I want you ♪
834
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,609
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
835
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,411
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
836
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,490
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
837
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,962
- ♪ All I want to get is ♪
- ♪ Do, do, do-do-do ♪
838
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,407
♪ A little bit closer;
839
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,645
♪ All I want to know is ♪
840
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:25,044
♪ Can you come
a little closer? ♪♪
841
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,646
[ Katie's Voice] So you
apologized to all of them?
842
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:31,725
7'l7az"s great. I'/77 so glad you
all ha we each 0z'l7er's backs.
843
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,564
I couldn't have done it
without you.
844
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:38,441
It's weird, but I haven't felt
this close to someone in a while.
845
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,010
[ Katie ]
What about Marley?
846
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,605
Aren't you
still crushing on her?
847
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,165
I'm starting to feel like
maybe I've kind of moved on.
848
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,488
[Typing ]
849
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,645
[ Computer Beeps ]
850
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,010
[Typing ]
851
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,482
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
852
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:31,168
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
853
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,083
♪ ./' [ Ends ]