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Here's what you missed.
Marley's dating Jake,
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but Ryder totally kissed her
out of nowhere.
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Finn kissed Emma too. She freaked
out and left Will at the altar.
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Everyone felt bad, but not bad
enough to waste a wedding reception,
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and everybody hooked up,
and I mean everybody.
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Now Rachel thinks she might
have a bun in the oven.
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And Santana moved in with her and
Kurt, and Brady lives there too.
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Except he is gone a /0! and carries large wads
of cash- 7'/7az"s what you missed on Glee.
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[ Chuckles ] Every Jack and
Jill at the Carousel Club...
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couldn't take their peepers
off of you tonight.
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Oh, applesauce. Oh, honest lnjun.
And who could blame them?
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You're the Eighth Wonder of
the World, Emma Schuester.
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You're sunbeams and angel
wings and the Taj Mahal...
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all rolled into
one marvelous dame.
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And when we dance together, why,
my universe becomes topsy-turvy.
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Like gravity
was never invented.
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♪ Everywhere
that beauty glows ♪
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♪ You are ♪
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♪ Everywhere
an orchid grows ♪
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♪ You are ♪
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♪ Eyerything
that s young and gay ♪
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♪ Brighter than a holiday;
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♪ Everywhere
the angels play;
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♪ You are ♪
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♪ You're like Paris
in April and May;
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♪ You're New York
on a silvery day ♪
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♪ A Swiss Alp
as the sun grows fainter;
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♪ You're Loch Lomond
when autumn is the painter;
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♪ You're moonlight
on a night in Capri ♪
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♪ And Cape Cod
looking out at the sea ♪
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♪ You're all places
that leave me breathless ♪
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[ Together] ♪ And no wonder,
you're all the world to me ♪
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♪ You're like Paris
in April and May;
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♪ You're New York
on a silvery day ♪
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[ Both ] ♪ A Swiss Alp as
the sun grows fainter;
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♪ You're Loch Lomond
when autumn is the painter;
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♪ You're moonlight on a night
in Capri ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ohh ♪
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♪ And Cape Cod
looking out at the sea ♪
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[ Together ] ♪ You're all places
that leave me breathless ♪
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♪ And no wonder,
you're all the world to me ♪♪
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The house is upside down!
[ Panting ]
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[ “You're All The World To Me” On TV]
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[ Sighs ]
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[TVOff]
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[ Sighs ]
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Everybody loves movies.
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They don't just tell stories. They transport
us to other worlds. They are inspirational.
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They provide comfort,
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and they help us escape
from our day-to-day anxieties.
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Like getting left
at the altar?
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Whoa.
Too soon.
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Exactly.
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Or in your guys' case, studying for
exams or worrying about regionals.
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- [ Sugar] Regionalsl - In any
case, for this week's assignment,
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I want you to pick your favorite
songs from your favorite movies.
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[ Cheering, Applauding ]
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Unique knows all there is
to know about The C/ying Game.
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You don't get dibs on Les Mis
just because you are the poster.
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[As Nicolas Cage ] Finally I can
do my Nicolas Cage impression.
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“No, not the bees!
Ah! The bees! No!”
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That is the worst Nicolas Cage
impression I've ever seen.
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Do you even know
who Nicolas Cage is?
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Okay, it's not
that simple, guys.
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This is a group competition-
boys against girls,
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and we are
doing mash-ups.
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Now, remember,
movies are visual.
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So it's not just about the singing.
It's about... performance.
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It's about theatricality. It's
about the language of cinema.
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Preach. And as I move into production
on my first micro-budget feature-
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- Shut up!
' [ Chattering ]
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I'm happy to offer starring
roles to whichever team wins.
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- Yeah.
- No trailers, no per diem.
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Great. Everyone split up and start
working on your song choices.
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You're making a movie?
Yeah.
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Hey. Can I talk
to you for a sec?
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Yeah.
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We should do The Artist
so we don't have to sing.
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So, how's the case going,
Detective Schue?
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Her parents are
stonewalling me, and...
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I don't have
any other leads right now.
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So what else
have you been up to?
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Come on. I'm starting to get
worried about you, man.
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Finn, you can't just force
someone to do something.
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Right now it's about taking a step
back and giving her some space.
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In the meantime, I'm catching
up on a lot of old movies.
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Really calms me down.
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Look,
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if she really wants to be with me,
then she'll come back on her own.
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So sitting around in front of the TV is somehow
supposed to make her want to come back?
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Of course not. I- Look, I know she's hurt.
But I'm hurt too.
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You are a good man, and I
really appreciate your concern,
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but it's time
to leave it alone.
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No, it's-it's not. It- It's time to take
action. C 0 m e 0 n. Stand and Deliver:
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Zero Dark Thirty.
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[ Sighs ]
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[School Bell Rings]
I'm sorry, Finn Hudson.
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But even I don't know
the whereabouts of the lovely,
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yet fragile,
Miss Emma Pillsbury.
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But I can tell you
she's cashed in...
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all of her
vacation days.
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- But you don't know where she went?
- I have no idea, and frankly,
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I resent your flabby
accusafion_.
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That just because I wore an exact
replica of her wedding dress...
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and was the last person to see her
before her Broadway-themed freak-out...
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that I have anything to do
with her being missing.
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I'm not accusing you
of anything.
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Well, I assume she's checked into
some ginger asylum somewhere...
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now that she's escaped from Will Schuester's
living dollhouse of the damned.
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Even if I were privy to that
information, even if I did know,
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I certainly wouldn't divulge it
to a flop sweat-smelling,
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fake teen-teaching,
army-deserting,
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high school-lurking,
sectionals-losing,
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special-needs-baby-hating-
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Point is, Sue didn't know. There has
to be some way to reach her, Artie.
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We owe Mr. Schue that.
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Finn, let me dispense some
Hollywood logic on you, if I may.
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What we have on our hands
is a lady manhunt.
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We need a hard-target search
of every gas station, residence,
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warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,
outhouse and doghouse.
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Ain't nobody
got time for that.
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- Okay, then just talk to her parents.
- You think?
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Pretty sure
that's your only lead.
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Doin' a lot of the work here.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Guys, Brittany and I were
just talking- And we agree...
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that though we love that it's mash-up
week and that it's girls versus boys-
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It sucks that the guys and the
girls can't do a number together,
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so we were thinking, just
as a warm-up,
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we should do the guys versus girls in
the same number to kick things off.
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And then the girls can kick the
boys' butts. Uh, or vice versa.
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Which is my favorite
Fred Savage movie.
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Well, it'd have to be the perfect
movie song, you know, like, uh,
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“Dream Warriors” from
Nightmare on Elm Street 3.
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Yeah, or a good song like “Let the
River Run” fro m I/I/or/(ing Girl.
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Or “Wind Beneath My Wings”
from Beaches.
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No,no,no,no. How about this-
the perfect movie song,
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totally iconic
and everyone loves it,
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a little ditty from the seminal
American college comedy- Anirnal House-
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♪♪ [ Soul Intro ]
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♪ Well ♪
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- ♪ You know you make me wanna ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ Kick my heels up and ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ Throw my hands up and ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ Throw my head back and ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ Come on now;
- ♪ Shout;
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♪ Don't forget to say you will ♪
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♪ Don't forget to say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Say:
♪ Say that you love me ♪
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♪ Say:
♪ Say that you need me ♪
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♪ Say ♪
♪ Say that you want me ♪
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-4' Say;
-3 I still remember;
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- ♪ Shooby-doo-wop-do-wop ♪ - ♪ When
you used to be nine years old ♪
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- ♪ Shooby-doo-wop, do-wop-wop-wop-wop
♪ - ♪ Hey, I was a fool for you ♪
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- 3 Shooby-doo-wop-do-wop 3
- 3 From the bottom of my soul 3
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♪ Shooby-doo-wop-do-wop ♪
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♪ I want you to know;
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♪ I want to know;
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♪ I said I want you
to know right now;
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- ♪ I want to know;
- ♪ You been good to me, baby;
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♪ Good to me, baby;
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-3 I said I want you to know
right now; - ♪ I want to know;
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- ♪ You know you make me wanna ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ Lift my head
-.r Shout ♪ up and ♪
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- ♪ Throw my hands back and ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ Come on now;
- ♪ Shout;
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' ♪ Take it eas
'.l' Shout ♪ y'P
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- ♪ A little bit softer now ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- [ Volume Decreasing ] ♪ A little
bit softer now; - ♪ Shout ♪
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- ♪ A little bit softer now ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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- [ Volume Increases ] ♪ A little
bit louder now; - ♪ Shout ♪
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- ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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♪ A little bit louder now
Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey. hey, hey, hey ♪
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- ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- ♪ Shout;
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♪ Jump up and shout now
Jump up and shout now;
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♪ Jump, jump, Jump,
Jumping up:
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♪ Jump, jump, jump, jumping up
Jump, Jump. Jump, jumping up ♪
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♪ >A' Shout ♪
♪ Yeah ♪♪
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I realize this number
wasn't in competition,
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but you do know it's not
even a mash-up, right?
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[School Bell Rings]
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[ Santana's Voice]
My first real week in New York,
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and I'm snowbound in Bushwick with
a bunch of musical theater queens.
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[ Imitating Woman ]
No, you're doing it wrong, Daisy.
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[ Imitating Woman ] I can't do it 'cause
I'm in love with William. I just can't.
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It's like Eli Roth decided
to make a gay horror movie...
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and this is the scene right
before we all eat each other.
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Oh, do it again.
Do it again.
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Welcome...
to Downton Abbey.
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[ Kurt, Adam Laughing ]
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So where you from,
Dr. Who?
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- Uh, England. Do you know Essex?
- No. Never heard of it.
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Are you guys dating?
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Because at Mr. Schue's bomb of a
wedding, you and Blaine, like-
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Shut up, Santana. Rachel and I are
letting you live here rent free.
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The least you could do is-
Where is Rachel anyways?
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Giving that living mannequin
a bikini wax?
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Uh, Brody is working, and
Rachel is in the bathroom.
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Well, let's hope that she's embracing her
inner bulimic because let me tell you,
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homegirl has been looking
extremely pumpkin-like,
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and not just 'cause
of the Tan In A Can.
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Okay, that's it! You're
gonna have to move out,
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because this is our sanctuary, and
by ours, I mean mine and Kurt's,
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and frankly, you make me
feel uncomfortable,
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and Brody says that you make him
feel uncomfortable as well.
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Girls, girls, retract
the claws, all right?
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NYADA canceled all the classes
because of the snow,
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so let's just cozy up to
our little movie marathon.
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Santana, did you go
through our DVD collection?
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I sure did.
Uh, Knocked Up. Hilarity.
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Rosema/y's Bab y- that's
obviously Lady Hummel's.
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- And, uh, S'/7e's Having a Baby.
- I don't want to watch any of those.
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Oh, really, Rachel?
Not even She's Having a Baby?
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'Cause you always cry at the end when
Elizabeth McGovern has the baby.
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I'm not in the mood, okay?
I'm not in the mood.
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Okay, fine.
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Because I have
made a selection...
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that is perfect for being
snowed in in New York City.
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Moulin Rouge, bitches.
We love those dancin' hos.
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Seriously?
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♪♪ [Orchestral Intro]
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♪ Never knew ♪
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♪ I could feel like this ♪
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♪ Like I've never
seen the sky ♪
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♪ Before ♪
227
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♪ Want to vanish ♪
228
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♪ Inside your kiss ♪
229
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♪ Seasons may change ♪
230
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♪ Winter to spring ♪
231
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♪ But I love you ♪
232
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♪ Until the end ♪
233
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♪ Of time ♪
234
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♪ come when may ♪
235
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♪ I will love you ♪
236
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♪ Until my dying .I'
237
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♪ Day ♪
238
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[ Both ]
♪ Suddenly the world ♪
239
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,441
♪ Seems such
a perfect place ♪
240
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♪ Suddenly
it moves with such ♪
241
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♪ A perfect grace ♪
242
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♪ Suddenly my life ♪
243
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:06,206
♪ Doesn't seem
such a waste ♪
244
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:10,604
♪ It all revolves
around you ♪
245
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:16,089
♪ And there's no mountain
too high ♪
246
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:20,563
♪ No river too wide ♪
247
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♪ Sing out this song ♪
248
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♪ And I'll be there
by your side ♪
249
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♪ Storm clouds may gather;
250
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♪ And stars may collide ♪
251
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♪ But I love you ♪
252
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♪ I love you ♪
253
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- ♪ Until the end of;
- ♪ Until the end of;
254
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[ Both ]
♪ Time ♪
255
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♪ Come when may ♪
256
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♪ I will love ♪
257
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JYOUJ
258
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♪ I will love you ♪♪
259
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,205
Kurt, are you crying?
260
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:36,081
Um, no, no. My-My contacts are
really bothering me right now.
261
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,283
I didn't know you wore contacts. Yes, Rachel.
I just found out I have a slight astigmatism.
262
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,806
Oh, I think I might have
some solution in my bag.
263
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,326
No, no, I'm fine.
I'll be good. Don't worry.
264
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,880
I would've thought that you were crying
because you and Blaine used to talk about...
265
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,645
how this was your dream to sing this
song to each other at your wedding.
266
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,484
Did we?
267
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,325
Yeah. I remember you telling me that
singing this song to someone...
268
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was a more intimate act
than sex.
269
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,282
Who wants popcorn? Anyone?
[ Santana ] No. Wait.
270
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Hold on. I'm sorry. Can we pause this
for a second? Kurt, please sit down.
271
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,010
I have something to say, and I
have tried to keep it to myself.
272
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,560
- But I will be silent nolongen
- What is it?
273
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,642
That Brody character
is a freakin' psycho.
274
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,842
Go on.
Here we go.
275
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,082
Listen, when I first met him,
totally thought he was weird.
276
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,766
He smelled all “talcumy”
like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
277
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,968
And then he said that
I wasn't a real New Yorker...
278
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,965
until I had my first makeover, and I
was, like, what does that even mean?
279
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,044
- Like, who are you?
- Oh, come on, Brody's a sweetheart.
280
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,645
That's what
I told myself, you know?
281
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,167
I said, “So what if he's completely
hairless and made out of plastic?
282
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,770
I'm gonna look past the fact...
283
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,605
that he probably has a disgusting
porn star landing strip.
284
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,286
I'm gonna give 'Lars and the
Real Boy' one more chance.”
285
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,330
But then I found... this.
286
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,485
- $1,200 in cash.
- When did you find that?
287
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,166
Last night when I was rooting through all
the pockets and drawers in this apartment.
288
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,967
Wait. What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
289
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,647
- Santana, you went through all of our
stuff? - Yeah. That's a thing I do.
290
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,643
- It's completely unacceptable.
- [ Rachel ] I can't-
291
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,884
Oh, okay. I like how you guys pretend
to be all accepting about everything,
292
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,531
but when your friend suddenly
shows up in your home,
293
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,490
moves in and goes through
all your stuff, you're offended?
294
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:18,246
Just because he has a little money on
him doesn't mean that he's a psycho.
295
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,051
That's what I thought, right? Who
cares if he's terrified of banks?
296
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,610
'Cause if I were
made out of plastic,
297
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,809
I'd be scared of a lot of things
too- open flames, barbecues.
298
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,367
Then I found... this.
299
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,165
What is that? Is that
a garage door opener?
300
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,049
This is a pager, my friends.
301
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:38,170
And there's only one type of person in
this world that carries cash and a pager.
302
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,369
Your friend Brody
is a drug dealer.
303
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,011
[School Bell Rings]
304
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,162
Okay, so-so let me
get this straight.
305
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,729
You brought us here because the Stop Ginger
Bullying Club, founded by our daughter,
306
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,325
is in trouble.
307
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,602
[ Artie ] VVeTeleadefless.
We're hemorrhaging money.
308
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,921
- We won't make it to the end of the month.
- [ Rose ] That's horrible.
309
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,402
Rusty, can't we do something?
[ Sniffs ]
310
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,562
You two don't smell
like gingers.
311
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,369
What do gingers
smell like?
312
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,010
Gingers smell
like pennies.
313
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,651
- We have a slight coppery odor.
- [ Rose ] It's true.
314
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:18,402
When Rusty's away on one of his business
trips to Ecuador and I'm really missing him,
315
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,609
sometimes I shove my face in
a bowl full of loose change...
316
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,889
and inhale really deeply, and it's
like he's sitting right next to me.
317
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,602
Look, it's not about the money.
It's about your daughter, Emma.
318
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,206
We just really need our
faculty sponsor to come back.
319
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,810
See, it's college
application time,
320
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,487
and young Artie Seymour Hoffman
here really needs a scholarship.
321
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,885
If I were you, I'd forget about the hair
and lead with the wheelchair thing.
322
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,010
You don't want Emma's advice about college.
She doesn't know anything.
323
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,926
The kids at this school don't seem to even
think about what college they want to go to...
324
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,128
until about a week
before graduation.
325
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,409
That's weird. You're supposed to
figure that out when you're a junior.
326
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,290
Look, I just need her
to proofread my personal essay.
327
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,160
All we need
is an address.
328
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,288
We just need to know
where she is.
329
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,649
Thank you.
330
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,645
Oh, my God,
it's getting worse out there.
331
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,688
We've been snowed in
for 48 hours.
332
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,650
Let's finish watching /I//ou/in
Rouge before we lose power again.
333
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,491
Or start eating each other.
Oh, no, please spare us.
334
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,484
If I see one more scene of Satine
coughing up blood into a handkerchief,
335
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,403
I'm gonna start coughing up
blood into a handkerchief.
336
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,006
Come on, Santana. It's so good, and
we're right in the middle of it.
337
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,851
Let's put it to a vote. Yea.
Oh, house vote. I say yea.
338
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,321
- Yea. Mou/in Rouge it is.
- What about Brody's vote?
339
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,925
Or do drug dealers
not get to vote?
340
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,970
Okay, he's not a drug dealer.
Please, okay?
341
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,611
It's snowing outside. He's
probably just stranded somewhere.
342
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,571
- Do you want me to call him? Okay.
I'll prove it to you. - [ Beeping ]
343
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,927
[Line Ringing J
344
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,844
- [Brody] Hey, Rac/7- - Hey, babe.
Where are you?
345
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,322
Uh, the bridges are closed. I'm stuck
at my friend's house in Manhattan.
346
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,643
- [ Inhales Deeply]
- You remember Leo, r/gm'?
347
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,326
Well, I miss you. We're in the
middle of watching /I//ou/in Rouge,
348
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,643
and so we're getting to the part
where Ewan McGregor cries.
349
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,166
Hey, listen,
I, uh- I gotta go.
350
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,891
But I will be back
as soon as I can.
351
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,490
Okay.
[Beeps]
352
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,245
There you go. okay?
353
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,249
[Whispering ]
I'm with you.
354
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,482
Drug dealer.
355
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,162
[ School Bell Rings ] I hope they mash-up
“Batdance” wit h H0 ward ('he Duck.
356
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,287
Shh.
357
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:49,081
♪ Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howling roar;
358
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,525
♪ Metal under tension ♪
359
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:57,367
♪ Begging you
to touch and go ♪
360
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:02,810
♪ Highway to
the danger zone ♪
361
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:09,205
♪ Ride into the danger zone ♪
362
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,523
♪ Still like that old-time
rock and roll ♪
363
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,127
♪ That kind of music
just soothes the soul ♪
364
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,443
♪ I reminisce
about the days of old ♪
365
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,126
♪ With that old-time
rock and roll ♪
366
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,163
♪ Oh, ho;
367
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,004
♪ Heading into twilight;
368
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,885
♪ Spreading out
her wings tonight ♪
369
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,564
♪ Old-time rock and roll ♪
370
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,369
♪ She got you jumping
off the deck ♪
371
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,602
♪ And shoving
into overdrive ♪
372
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,570
♪ I like that old-time
rock and roll ♪
373
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:42,248
♪ Highway to the danger zone ♪
374
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,845
♪ Rock and roll ♪
375
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:49,245
♪ I'll take you right
into the danger zone ♪
376
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,881
♪ Still like that
old-time rock and roll ♪
377
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,169
♪ That kind of music
just soothes the soul ♪
378
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,801
-3 I reminisce about the days
of old ♪ - ♪ Highway to ♪
379
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,884
- ♪ With that old-time rock and
roll ♪ - ♪ The danger zone ♪
380
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,442
- ♪ Still like that old-time
rock and roll ♪ - ♪ Highway to ♪
381
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,966
- ♪ That kind of music just soothes
the soul ♪ - ♪ The danger zone ♪
382
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:13,130
-3 I reminisce about the days
of old ♪ - ♪ Highway to ♪
383
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,601
- ♪ With that old-time rock and
roll ♪ - ♪ The danger zone ♪
384
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,401
♪ Still like that old-time
rock and roll ♪
385
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,962
- ♪ That kind of music just soothes
the soul ♪ - ♪ Soothes the soul ♪
386
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,203
-3 I reminisce about the
days of old 3 - 3 Old 3
387
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,089
♪ With that old time
rock and roll ♪
388
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:34,805
- ♪ I'll take you right into the
danger zone ♪ - ♪ Rock and roll ♪♪
389
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,326
' [Ch .
- Yesleerlng ]
390
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,646
[Whooping ]
391
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,489
[ Finn ] Wow! Yeah!
392
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,928
Wow. Okay.
That was awesome.
393
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,809
Where'd you come up with
the inspiration for that?
394
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,805
Well, it's our tribute to the early
macho cinema of one Mr. Tom Cruise.
395
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,689
You can't handle the truth.
396
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,762
That's actually Jack
Nicholson, not Tom Cruise.
397
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,729
Girls, you're up.
398
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,165
[Cheering ]
399
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,123
Wait for it.
Come on, get out here.
400
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,406
Wait for it.
401
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,164
[School Bell Rings]
402
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,481
I have a confession to make.
403
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,961
For the past six months, I've said behind
your back and in front of your face...
404
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,681
that you're poor and fat and mousy and
boring and you dress like Zach Galifianakis.
405
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,570
I apologize. God made me, and
he's not through with me yet.
406
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,530
Besides, we're both dating Puckermans,
and someday we'll be sister-in-laws...
407
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,001
and hanging out
with Jews together.
408
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,764
I totally saw that look.
What's going on?
409
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,604
If I tell you something, do
you swear not to tell anyone?
410
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,169
Swear.
411
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,561
Last week,
Ryder kissed me.
412
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,404
O.M.G.
413
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,165
Was he any good, or did his humongous
donkey teeth bite into your lips?
414
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,527
He was good,
but I still like Jake.
415
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,364
Say no more.
I completely get it.
416
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,761
And you're not a slut at all
for playing both sides.
417
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,161
Let me give you some advice,
since we're now B.F.F.'s.
418
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,204
Boys are like lumps of coal. They're dirty and
cheap and they get hot when they're rubbed.
419
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,123
And some turn into diamonds.
420
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,441
So collect as many as you can.
421
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,763
♪ A kiss on the hand may be
quite continental ♪
422
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,970
♪ But diamonds are
a girl's best friend ♪
423
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,965
♪ A kiss may be grand,
but it won't pay the rental ♪
424
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,401
♪ On your humble flat;
425
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,290
♪ Or help you feed your,
meow, pussycat;
426
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,169
♪ Men grow cold as ♪
427
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,765
♪ Girls grow old ♪
428
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,329
♪ And we all lose our charms
in the end ♪
429
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,528
♪ But square-cut
or pear-shaped ♪
430
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,682
♪ These rocks don't lose
their shape ♪
431
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,207
♪ Diamonds are
a girl's best friend ♪
432
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,011
Tiffany's!
433
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,003
♪ 'Cause we are living ♪
434
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,401
♪ In a material world ♪
435
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,960
♪ And I am a material ♪
436
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,168
- ♪ Girl ♪
- [ Kisses, Sighs]
437
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,522
Come and get me, boys.
438
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,251
- ♪ Black Star;
- ♪ Ross Cole ♪
439
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,529
♪ Talk to me, Harry Zidler
Tell me all about it ♪
440
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,288
♪ There may come a time
when a lass needs a lawyer;
441
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,365
♪ But diamonds are
a girl's best friend ♪
442
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,729
♪ There may come a time
when a hard-boiled employer;
443
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,201
- ♪ Thinks you're awful nice ♪
- Oww!
444
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,851
♪ But get that ice
or else no dice ♪
445
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,447
♪ He's your guy
when stocks are high ♪
446
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,088
♪ But beware when
they start to descend ♪
447
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,209
♪ Diamonds are a girl's
best friend ♪
448
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,721
- Let's make love.
- ♪ Best friends ♪
449
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,441
Everything's going so well!
450
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,363
J\OhhJ~
451
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,488
♪ 'Cause that's when
those louses ♪
452
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,528
♪ Go back to their spouses ♪
453
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,921
♪ Diamonds ♪
454
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,048
.I'Area_'~
455
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,600
♪ Girl's ♪
456
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,604
♪ Best 3
457
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,200
♪ Friend ♪
458
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,330
-3 Ooh, ooh, ohh, ohh ♪♪
- Whoo!
459
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,290
- Yeah!
- [Cheering ]
460
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,647
Wow! Come on-
Come on, you guys.
461
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,569
Let's hear it for the girls.
How about that? Whoo!
462
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,926
She won. She won!
463
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,442
What's shakin', bacon?
464
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,010
Oh, hey.
[ Chuckles ]
465
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,651
Just practicing
my basic pirouettes.
466
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,327
Every aspiring actor needs to know how
to do 'em. News/"es is lousy with them.
467
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,528
Thanks for giving me
shelter from the storm.
468
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,685
I was a little sad we, uh, weren't
snowed in a little longer.
469
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,524
Uh, I know. I always
get a little sad...
470
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,523
when the sun comes out
and the snow starts to melt...
471
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,841
and all the snowmen
look like they have scoliosis.
472
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,049
But it was nice to hang out with
you and, uh, watch a few movies.
473
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,640
Well, a movie.
A movie.
474
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,290
Look, uh, about that.
475
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,204
Uh-
[ Sighs ]
476
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,524
I'm gonna ask you something,
and I want you to be honest.
477
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,329
You and Blaine did used to sing
that duet together, didn't you?
478
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,808
Yeah.
479
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,247
But it feels like
a lifetime ago.
480
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,971
Maybe that's
what's hard about it.
481
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,323
You still love him,
don't you?
482
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,163
Was I your rebound?
483
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,322
No. No.
484
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,165
'Cause I can't compete
with a fantasy, Kurt.
485
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,843
I-I desperately want
to be over him.
486
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,524
Really, I do.
487
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,411
Good. Then let's go to
the movies right now.
488
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,084
Oh, I'm serious.
489
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,926
We are going to go and find the
sappiest love story that we can,
490
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,288
and then that
will be our movie.
491
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,369
[ School Bell Rings ] Tomorrow,
we watch Spielberg's Lincoln-
492
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,442
Uh- Sorry.
493
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,761
I found her.
What? Where?
494
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,406
She's been staying at her sister's
house up on Hilltop Lane.
495
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,763
You got to go to her. I think she made it
pretty clear she doesn't want to see me.
496
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,571
Well, then you have to
make her want to see you.
497
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,523
Come on, Mr. Schue,
you don't have a choice.
498
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,246
This is like in
the third act of the movie,
499
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:10,729
where the heartbroken guy chases through the
crowded city streets to win his girl back,
500
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,371
and then he does some
big romantic gesture,
501
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,286
and the music swells,
and then the crowd applauds,
502
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,681
and their eyes
well up with tears.
503
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,889
And then she'll take you back.
That's just the way it works.
504
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,689
♪ Love ♪
505
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,165
♪ I get so lost;
506
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,925
♪ Sometimes ♪
507
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,605
♪ Days pass ♪
508
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:04,082
♪ And this emptiness
fills my heart ♪
509
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:10,523
♪ When I want to run away;
510
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:16,881
♪ I drive off in my car;
511
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,806
♪ But whichever way I go ♪
512
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,727
♪ I come back to the place
you are ♪
513
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,885
♪ All my instincts ♪
514
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,689
.1' They return ♪
515
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,808
♪ The grand facade ♪
516
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,962
♪ So soon will burn ♪
517
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,480
♪ Without a noise ♪
518
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,927
♪ Without my pride ♪
519
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:50,246
♪ I reach out
from the inside ♪
520
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,610
- ♪ In your eyes ♪
- ♪ Your eyes ♪
521
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,205
♪ The light, the heat ♪
522
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,760
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ I am complete ♪
523
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,366
- ♪ In your eyes ♪
- ♪ I see the doorway;
524
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,284
♪ In your eyes ♪
♪ To a thousand churches ♪
525
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,641
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ The resolution ♪
526
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,401
♪ Your eyes ♪ ♪ Of all
the fruitless searches ♪
527
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:18,242
♪ In your eyes ♪ ♪ Oh, I see
the light and the heat;
528
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,243
3 Your eyes 3
3 The light, the heat 3
529
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,364
- ♪ In your eyes ♪ C♪ Oh, I
want to be that complete ♪
530
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,729
- ♪ In your eyes ♪ - ♪ I want
to touch the light, the heat;
531
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,451
'J I see in
' ♪ Yeah ♪ your eyes ♪
532
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,642
♪ In your eyes ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
533
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,200
♪ Oh-ooh-oh ♪
♪ In your eyes ♪
534
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,760
♪ Oh, Oh;
♪ In your eyes;
535
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,920
'J' Oh, Oh;
'gr In your eyesJ~J~
536
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,721
Will, are you crazy?
537
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,643
Crazy for you.
[ Chuckles ]
538
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,007
But that's I//is/'on Quest, and
Matthew Modine skipping rope...
539
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,641
isn't nearly as romantic as
John Cusack holding a boom box.
540
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,564
Please get down here so I can
tell you how much I love you...
541
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,405
and how I'm never
gonna let you go.
542
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,245
Guys.
Oh, yeah.
543
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,044
You can take off now.
Oh, can I get my-
544
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,731
Thanks so much. All right, great. Good job.
Good job. Thanks, guys.
545
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,211
[ Sighs ]
546
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,126
[Laughs]
547
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,009
[ Emma ] I'm sorry I've kept
you in the dark for so long.
548
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,923
I know that must have
been hard for you.
549
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,250
Hard?
550
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,051
No, losing sectionals
is hard.
551
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,010
Losing the woman I plan on
spending the rest of my life with?
552
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,323
And not knowing why?
It was devastating.
553
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,289
I didn't explain
because I'm-
554
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,886
I'm not even sure
I understand it yet myself.
555
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,485
[ Sighs ]
556
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:47,122
If you were to write yourself a
pamphlet, what would it be called?
557
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,567
Seriously.
558
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,927
Um-
559
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,721
“So You're Freaking Out Because
the Man You're About to Marry...
560
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:01,010
Parades Back into Town, and You Don't
Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.”
561
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,163
I-ls that really
what this is all about?
562
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,729
[ Sighs ]
563
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,529
Why couldn't you just
come talk to me about it?
564
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,409
What was I supposed
to say, Will?
565
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,801
“Let's postpone the wedding.
Let's send everybody home.
566
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,723
Let's get to know each other
all over again?”
567
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,963
I would have preferred that to standing at
the altar alone with everyone staring at me.
568
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,725
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't
take two seconds to think.
569
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,928
I just- I just ran.
570
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,446
[ Sighs ]
571
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,244
So what happens now?
572
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,444
[ Sighs ]
I don't know.
573
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,522
I think we need to start
from scratch.
574
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,004
Maybe with a movie
on Friday night?
575
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,726
See if we can get to know
each other all over again.
576
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,009
I think that
would be nice.
577
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,529
[ Sighs ]
578
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,727
Okay, New York
may be disgusting,
579
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,326
especially when it's covered
in gray, nasty snow,
580
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,562
and the people
may be horrible and rude,
581
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,531
and some smelly homeless man
in pee-stained tighty whities...
582
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,366
might have groped me on the subway
and then asked me for a dollar,
583
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:40,162
but I gots to say, I finally feel
like I have found my people.
584
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,368
Glad that you found your
corner of the sky, Santana.
585
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,970
Where are the Hardy Boys?
586
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,566
Investigating the mystery of “God,
Could You Be Any More Annoying?”
587
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,162
Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. And Pablo
Escobar? Did he ever come home?
588
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,009
Brody is in the shower.
589
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,650
Where he will be
for the next hour,
590
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,724
scrubbing the drug shame
off of his frictionless body.
591
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,049
For the hundredth time, okay, if you
keep making fun of Brody- I'm not.
592
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,202
I mean, I am.
Just not now.
593
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,410
Okay, look,
now that we're alone,
594
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,926
I want to talk to you about what I
found in your bathroom trash can,
595
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,331
underneath
the wadded-up tissue paper,
596
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,846
the used cotton swabs
and the soiled acne wipes.
597
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,402
An item which, unless Lady Hummel's
actually been a lady all these years,
598
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,084
could have only been yours.
599
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,242
I don't know what
you're talking about.
600
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,086
Rachel, you're really not gonna
tell me about the stick?
601
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,367
You had no right.
602
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,044
Rachel, I'm your friend.
You can trust me.
603
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,202
Just tell me
what's going on.
604
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,442
[Crying ]
605
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,327
Oh, God.
606
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,607
You're gonna be okay. It's okay.
[ Crying ]
607
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,291
It's gonna be okay.
[Crying ]
608
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,486
[School Bell Rings]
609
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,122
Hey. What's going on in here?
You wanted to see me?
610
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:03,570
Uh, yes. I wanted to talk to you about
what happened on Valentine's Day.
611
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,881
[ Sighs ]
I lied.
612
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,406
I didn't come up with
all that romantic stuff.
613
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,881
Ryder did.
I-I didn't mean to lie.
614
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,726
It's just that all this trust
and monogamy- it's new for me.
615
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,007
I'm into it. I just-
616
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,608
I got nervous.
I was trying to impress you.
617
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,802
[Laughs]
So...
618
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,043
I came up
with this on my own.
619
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,448
This is not what I think it is.
Oh, yes, it is.
620
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,244
[Laughs]
Come here. Sit down.
621
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,245
I am singing your favorite song
from your favorite romantic movie.
622
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,842
The Hunger Games ? Second
favorite romantic movie?
623
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,490
Okay -
624
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,651
:Oh.r
625
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:55,770
.1' My love ♪
626
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,003
♪ My darling ♪
627
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,766
♪ I've hungered for;
628
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,804
♪ Your touch ♪
♪ So much ♪
629
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,209
♪ Are VOU A'
♪ Are y0U' ♪
630
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:17,767
♪ Still mine? ♪
631
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,162
♪ I need your love ♪
632
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,765
♪ 00”, Ooh ♪
633
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,281
NA'
♪ Ooh, ooh;
634
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,442
♪ Need your love ♪
635
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,128
♪ Godspeed your love ♪
636
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,682
.RTo.r
637
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,850
./'00h_/~ .I'Me_;~
638
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,443
[ Ryder, Jake]
♪ Lonely rivers sigh ♪
639
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,241
♪ Wait for me
Wait for me ♪
640
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,608
♪ I'll be coming home;
641
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,969
♪ Wait for me ♪
642
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,805
[Jake]
♪ Time ♪
643
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,646
♪ Goes W A'
644
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:12,247
♪ So slowly ♪
645
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,881
♪ And time can do ♪
646
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,691
♪ So much ♪
647
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,560
♪ Are y0U ♪
648
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:29,762
♪ Still mine? ♪
649
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,365
.l".l'
650
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:37,971
[ Ryder, Jake]
♪ Need your love ♪
651
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,042
[Jake]
.I'l_l~
652
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,770
♪ I need your love ♪
653
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,411
♪ I need
your love ♪
654
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,450
♪ Godspeed your love ♪
655
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,488
♪ Godspeed
your love ♪
656
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,207
.RTo.r
657
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,284
[Jake, Ryder]
♪ M9 ♪
658
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,050
♪ Yeah ♪
659
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,170
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
660
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,250
♪ O0hJ~
661
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,130
Oh, Jake, stop.
662
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,202
I'm sorry. Uh-
663
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,805
[ Sighs ]
664
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,091
I lied about
Valentine's Day too.
665
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,969
I knew it was Ryder.
666
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,161
But I didn't care because
it was so sweet that you tried.
667
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,529
Ryder kissed me.
668
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,529
And I let him.
669
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,363
Jake.
670
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,485
Are you-
671
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,530
Jake? Jake, don't leave.
672
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,810
[School Bell Rings]
Girls rule, as usual.
673
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,691
[Laughs] And we should win for
these sweet glasses alone.
674
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,647
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come
for the announcement of this year's...
675
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,161
- mash-off winner.
- [Whooping ]
676
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:10,882
Who, of course, will be starring in my
senior film project- Hollywood Hootenann y:
677
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,769
A Tribute
to Dance on Film.
678
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,205
And the winner is...
679
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,964
everyone.
680
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,566
- What?
- Why do you always do this?
681
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,085
- This is a sham.
- [ Screams ]
682
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,687
Why don't you just send Maria
Shriver in to give us all hugs?
683
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,250
In reality, what you're
saying is, we're all losers.
684
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,209
Why did we bother having a
competition in the first place?
685
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,009
Calm down, y'all.
Calm down.
686
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,731
After exhaustive storyboarding
and preproduction,
687
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,849
I realized that I needed a lot of
talented bodies to make this film great.
688
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,161
So choosing one winner
was just simply impossible.
689
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,403
That is exactly right. Uh, Finn, can I
talk to you in the hallway for a sec?
690
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,648
Ooh! [Artie ] Yeah.
Everybody's gonna be in it.
691
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,722
So who's the lead? [ Artie
] There is no lead.
692
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,411
Yeah, 'cause there's no point.
[ Chattering ]
693
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,562
We're a great leading pair.
694
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,364
No. You guys are
awesome together.
695
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,161
Yay!
Yay!
696
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,925
Boy meets girl,
boy loses girl,
697
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,130
boy mopes around and sits on his ass
until his best man helps save the day.
698
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,690
Thank you.
699
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,684
Yeah, I-I-I mean, you would
have done the same thing for me.
700
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,331
You have, like, probably
a thousand times.
701
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,041
So, uh, you and Miss Pillsbury
talked it all out?
702
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,050
Yeah. I mean, I actually think all
this craziness was for the best.
703
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,567
I mean, I actually think it's going
to make our relationship stronger.
704
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,120
She say anything about me?
705
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,009
No. Why would she?
706
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,923
Because I kissed her.
707
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,967
Well, she- she was freaking out about
the wedding and going all AC/DC,
708
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,089
and I-I tried
to calm her down.
709
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,810
And then I just-
I kissed her.
710
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,850
But I didn't mean to, because I
don't even think of her like that.
711
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,445
I swear.
712
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,201
And I tried to tell you,
but I couldn't,
713
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,561
because I knew that
it would ruin everything.
714
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,768
And it's all my fault,
so just-
715
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,969
just go ahead
and just-just punch me...
716
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,520
or whatever,
because I deserve it.
717
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,322
I'm so sorry.
718
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,809
[ Sighs ]
719
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,006
[School Bell Rings]
720
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,081
♪ I've been workin'
so hard ♪
721
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,528
♪ I'm punchin' my card ♪
722
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,251
♪ Eight hours for what? ♪
723
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,766
♪ Oh, tell me what I got;
724
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,446
♪ I've got this feeling ♪
725
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,729
♪ That time's just
holding me down ♪
726
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,805
♪ Rn hit the ceiling ♪
727
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,407
♪ Or else
I'll tear up this town ♪
728
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,849
♪ Tonight I gotta cut loose ♪
729
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,490
♪ Footloose ♪
730
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,688
♪ Kick off
your Sunday shoes ♪
731
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,650
♪ Please, Louise ♪
732
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,724
♪ Pull me off of my knees ♪
733
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,280
♪ Jack, get back ♪
734
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,443
♪ Come on
before we crack ♪
735
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,000
♪ Lose your blues ♪
736
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,811
♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
737
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:44,482
- 3 Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh 3
- 3 Cut footloose 3
738
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,766
J\OhhJ~
739
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,684
- ♪ We got to turn it around ♪
- ♪ Sing it ♪
740
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,331
♪ And put your feet
on the ground ♪
741
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,721
♪ Now take a hold
of your soul ♪
742
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,800
♪ Arm;
743
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,009
♪ I'm turning it loose ♪
744
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,320
- ♪ Footloose ♪
- ♪ Whoa, oh-oh ♪
745
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,244
♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
746
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,051
- 3 Please, Louise 3
- 3 Ohh 3
747
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,090
- ♪ Pull me off of my knees ♪
- ♪ Off of my knees ♪
748
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,288
- ♪ Jack, get back;
-3 Yeah, ooh! ♪
749
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,160
- ♪ Come on before we crack; - ♪
Come on and lose your blues ♪
750
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,004
♪ Lose your blues ♪
751
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:29,484
' ♪ Everybody cut Everybody
cut ♪ - ♪ Ohh, ohh ♪
752
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,609
-3 Everybody cut Everybody CU'!
♪ - ♪ Everybody ♪
753
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,728
♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
754
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,047
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Footloose ♪♪
755
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,610
[Cheering ]
Whoo!
756
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,165
Yeah!
Whoo!
757
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,602
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
758
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,891
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
759
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,688
♪ ./' [ Ends ]