♪ I'm sittin' in a railway station ♪
♪ Got a ticket for my destination ♪
♪ Oh, oh;
♪ On a tour of one-night stands ♪
♪ My suitcase and guitar in hand ♪
[ Harmonizing ] ♪ And every stop is neatly planned ♪
♪ For a poet and a one-man band ♪
♪ This wave ♪
♪ Wave 3
♪ Is stringing us along ♪
♪ Along ♪
♪ Just know you're not alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna make this place ♪
♪ Your home ♪
♪ Every day's an endless stream ♪
♪ Of cigarettes and magazines ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ And each town looks the same to me ♪
♪ The movies and the factories ♪
♪ And every stranger's face I see ♪
♪ Reminds me that I long to be ♪
♪ The trouble, it might drag you down ♪
♪ If you get lost ♪
♪ You can always be found ♪
♪ Just know you're not alone ♪
♪ Know you're not alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪♪ [ All Vocalizing ]
♪ Know you're not alone ♪
♪ Where my music's Pl3Yi”9 ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ I'm gonna make I'm gonna make ♪
♪ Make this place ♪
- ♪ Our home ♪ - ♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
♪ Know you're not alone ♪♪
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Guys, I-I-
- Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. - [Quinn Laughs]
- Group hug! ' [ Laughing, Chattering ]
Whoo! Ohh!
Yeah.
[School Bell Rings]
[ Marley] When I was seven years old, I had a dream.
It's the first one I actually remember.
I was alone on a stage,
wearing a beautiful dress.
I couldn't see the audience, but I could feel the full house.
They had all come for one reason-
to hear me sing.
And now, thanks to Glee Club, with sectionals this week,
that dream is about to come true.
Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me...
a bouquet of kittens at the end.
My dreams are weird.
Mom's doing great with her diet.
She's lost 12 pounds!
I haven't lost quite as much,
but I'm pretty sure I can see a difference.
I'm not letting up until after sectionals though.
I've got to look my best up there.
I just want to be great for all of them.
I can feel how much they're depending on me.
I can't let them down.
Especially them.
The pressure is on, Marley Rose,
and it's like Mom always says-
Don't blow it.
[ Puck] So I said, “You girls are gonna need another cup.”
[ Laughing ]
Yeah, but, guys, I'd like to propose a toast-
to almost all of us keeping our promise to come home for Thanksgiving.
Cheers! Cheers!
Here's to us.
- Has anybody heard from Rachel or Kurt? - No.
I know Blaine's been texting him, but Kurt won't text back.
Rachel e-mailed me. She said she's not really sure what she's doing for the holidays yet.
I'm sorry about what went down with the two of you.
No, it's cool. It's for the best.
I think that it's sweet that you and Rachel keep in touch, Quinn.
Well, she basically e-mails me every other week...
to remind me that I still haven't used the train ticket that she gave me.
I'm just- I'm trying to keep straight A's.
And I just got tapped to be in the only female secret society at Yale.
Former members: Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Beals.
- You go, girl. - [All Laughing ]
I, for one, would love to talk about everybody that is here.
I have a favor to ask.
[School Bell Rings]
All right, do you realize, standing before you are legends?
[Applauding, Cheering ]
Any single one of these guys could be president of the United States one day.
I don't know about that.
- And lucky for us, they've agreed to help us- - Hang with the new chumps...
and see if some of our sheer awesomeness doesn't rub off on you.
It will.
When you hear your name, pair up.
Puck, you're with your brother.
- [ Sighs] - Mike, you're with Ryder.
Marley, you're with Santana.
Kitty, you're with Quinn.
I'm excited! Oh!
- [ Finn ] Wade, Mercedes. - Sashay.
- Enchanté. - [ Laughing ]
I knew it. Mercedes was cloned.
Your mentors are here to help you with whatever you need-
singing, dancing-
- Birth control. - [ Laughs ] You're so funny and self-deprecating.
We're so much alike. VVanky.
The worst mistake we can make is to underestimate our competition.
The Warblers are ruthless this year.
Don't forget about the Rosedale Mennonites.
Any show choir that can raise a barn in five minutes deserves mad respect.
Marley and Blaine will handle our duet,
and for the showstopper we're doing “Gangnam Style.”
Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking:
you finally got an okay haircut,
you're not doing that annoying half smirk as much, but you're still a idiot.
No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Britt.
And that includes your little hand jive that, to me, looked more like a handjo-
- Is there any way Mr. Schue could come back for this? - Listen to me.
We have never lost sectionals before,
and there's no way we're gonna do it under my watch.
We can and we will succeed.
We need an ambitious number with a strong dance element.
That's the Warblers' calling card, and we need to blow them out of the water.
And Mike said he could easily show one of our guys how to do the dance number.
- I did? - Crap. I, uh-
I kind of forgot to ask you about that.
But one of our guys is gonna have to take the lead with Britt.
- So who's it gonna be? - Hello? White Chocolate.
♪♪ [ Imitating Beats]
[ Mercedes] Oh, no, no, no, um-
[School Bell Rings]
Hey, I can't believe that we have to dance...
for this guy who's getting trained at the Joffrey Ballet School.
He's gonna think I'm special needs.
Listen, man, I need to talk to you about something else.
Last Friday...
I kind of went out with Marley.
Kind of?
I mean, we didn't actually go anywhere.
We just kind of hung out and played SongPop and Bad Piggies all night.
So this is like a thing?
[ Sighs ] Not if it's gonna make us mortal enemies again.
I'll end it if you want me to, but for the record,
I wasn't just gonna hump her and dump her.
Marley's different. She's special.
Well, don't break it off because of me.
Yeah?
Yeah, but you better not snake the dance lead from me. All right?
You don't get to have everything at this school.
That's all yours, dude.
I don't have any end zone moves anyway.
[ School Bell Rings ]
[ Rachel ] So I found out that I didn't get cast in Glass /I//enagerie-
[Kurt ] Oh. But the NYADA Showcase is this week,
so I'm gonna spend the whole long holiday weekend just really prepping for it...
to make sure that I get in. Mm-hmm.
Did you put in your application?
Yes, and I put it on Vogue.com stationery so it'd stand out.
I'm really feeling good about us staying home for the weekend. Don't you?
Yeah, yeah- Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
[Laughs] We don't have to go home...
just because there's a show or because it's a long weekend, right?
Right, no. I mean, even though it's Thanksgiving,
and sectionals,
and all our friends are there, and I miss my dad.
I know. I miss my dads too.
But every time we go home,
it just makes me feel sad and like we're not like moving forward, you know?
Mm-hmm. And even though we don't have our boyfriends,
we still have our dreams and our ambitions. And each other.
Oh. Yes. You are the only significant other I need in my life.
I have to just, you know, forget about Finn and forget about Brody.
Forget about Blaine.
Forget any guy who's broke any girl or guy's heart.
We are on the verge of becoming the best versions of ourselves.
Can't you feel it? For the first time.
Probably because it's easier just to drink your Kool-Aid than go against you.
I know what you mean. I mean, look. Look at our life.
Look at this city! Yeah.
I know that it can be a little sad and lonely sometimes,
but I promise you we are gonna have the best Thanksgiving ever.
Pinky promise?
Pinky promise.
♪ ./' [ Pop: Korean ]
Okay, fellas, Korean boy bands have been tearing up the music scene,
and there's a lot we can learn from them.
Follow my lead. _/~ F antas 2'/'c, baby Dance ♪
♪ I wanna dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
- Stretch it out. - _/~ Fanlasz'/'c, baby Dance ♪
Sam, toes, bro! Wear some shoes!
Jake, come on. Let's pick it up, man.
Come on. You guys gotta feel it. Here we go. Hands, hip, quick feet.
Easy, Sam. You look like you're trying to mount someone.
This is what I call “The Big Tipper.” Big bills always came flying.
- Ryder, looking good, man. - [ Artie ] Those moves are legit, son.
Seriously, Jake? Dude, even I can do it better.
Dude, lay off, okay? This isn't my style.
Show us some more. Here we go. ♪♪ [ Continues ]
- Okay. - Whoo!
Oh, this battle is over.
Looks like we got our new Gangnam front man right here.
- N ice, m a n. - _/~ Yeah, yeah, yeah, go - go lcha, go lcha ♪
♪ Wow, fantastic, baby);
Along with being beautiful, the three of us...
are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
We are winners,
which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you...
with the inspiration that is the Unholy Trinity.
Santana, Brittany and I knew each other so well...
that I could tell by the slightest quiver in Santana's upper lip...
which way we were gonna move, whether our hips are gonna shake or shimmy.
You girls have to be tight up there, okay?
The judges love the feminine quality,
and the Warblers just don't have it.
It's about being individuals.
You know, we're all different. But it's also about synchronicity.
Can you give us an example?
It's been a few months,
but I'm sure the three of us could put together something on the fly.
- [Cheering ] - Please!
Yeah!
[ Chattering ] [ Sugar] Do my favorite one.
♪♪ [ POP]
♪ I've been cryin' ♪
♪ 00“, ooh ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm lonely ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ Smiles have all turned ♪
♪ To tears ♪
♪ The tears won't wash away ♪
♪ The fears ♪
♪ That you're never, ever gonna return ♪
♪ To ease the fire that within me burns ♪
♪ It keeps me cryin', baby, for you ♪
♪ Keeps me sighin', baby, for you ♪
♪ So won't you hurry.l'
♪ Come on, boy, see about me ♪
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about your baby ♪
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ I've given up my friends just ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ My friends have gone and you ♪
♪ Have too ♪
♪ No peace shall I find ♪
♪ Until you come back;
♪ And be mine ♪
♪ No matter what you do or say;
♪ I'm gonna love you anyway;
♪ Keep on cryin', baby, for you ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep sighin', baby, for you ♪
♪ So come on, hurry;
♪ Come on and see about me ♪
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about your baby ♪
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ You know I'm so lonely;
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ I love you only;
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about me ♪
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about your baby ♪
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ You know I'm so lonely;
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ I love you only; ♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪
♪♪ [ Ends ]
- Whoa! - Ohh!
[Chattering ]
Are you feeling okay? You look like you're gonna hurl.
Um, I think I'm just really tired from all the rehearsing.
[School Bell Rings]
- Now that we're alone, can I tell you a secret? - Of course.
If Finn hadn't paired us together, I would've thrown such a hissy.
Why is that?
Because you're Quinn Fabray, and I idolize you.
You're Cheerios royalty.
Can I show you something? Sure.
Every day I ask myself, “What would Quinn Fabray do?”
It's really nice to know that people still remember me.
Remember you? Oh, no, we aspire to be you. Me especially.
What's with Marley? She seemed a little out of it during rehearsal.
Oh, that one?
She's sweet as pie, and I've tried to be a good friend to her,
but ever since she started dating Jake Puckerman,
I fear she's on the wrong path.
Word is he's pressuring her to swipe her V-card with him.
If that were to happen- Well, no one knows the dangers...
of a good girl mixing with a Puckerman better than you.
I can't believe that you're not dancing with Brittany.
I've seen you.
You're incredible.
You told me that you love it.
You take lessons.
It's kind of an honor-amongst-bros thing with Ryder.
He's being really cool about you and me, and he wants the solo,
so I'm just trying to do him a solid.
Even if that means we lose sectionals?
[ Sighs ] Ryder's gonna be great.
I promise. I will make sure he's great.
Now can I walk you to lunch? Please? You've been skipping out on me all week.
Can't. I have to rehearse. [ Sighs ]
Because I'm not gonna be the one who lets the team down.
[School Bell Rings]
All right, guys, listen up.
Ms. July said that she does not want to teach today...
because she can't stand to be in the same room as your mediocrity again.
If you ask me, she just sounds super hungover.
Either way, I will be teaching Dance 101 today.
Is there a problem?
Well, everyone here pays, like, $30,000 a year...
to be taught by a professional and not a T.A., so-
I'm sorry. Are you angry at me about something?
You mean, besides the fact that you slept with Cassie?
And why do you care who I sleep with?
Do I really need to answer that?
Hey, I'm the one who came on to you. Remember?
You broke off our date to see another guy. Yeah, well, that's over now.
So I'm supposed to have retroactively known that that was gonna happen...
and not slept with Cassie?
Let's pair up and start with a basic fox-trot.
_/'_/' [ Speakers: Fox-trot ] Let's go.
Look, you're not in high school anymore, okay?
We're adults making adult choices.
You made yourself unavailable.
Don't be that crazy girl who expects people to read her mind.
Well, I'm sorry, but you don't have to be a mind reader to know that she is my mortal enemy.
Did it at least suck? Are you kidding?
It was amazing. Have you seen her ass? God.
Look, but I know that we're friends and I don't want to hurt you, so...
it won't happen again, okay?
OKBY -
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Going back to Ohio?
No, Kurt and I are doing our little private orphan Thanksgiving here.
Wow, that sounds awful and depressing,
especially since I've tasted your cooking.
[ Chuckles ] All right, guys, come on. Let's take it from the top.
And this time, can we actually try?
So I can't afford to go home this year.
How about I come over and cook for you guys?
Yeah, that would be great.
Do you mind if I bring Cassie? Oh, shut up.
Just dance with me. Okay.
[ Puck ] That's a real solid you're doing for that Ryder dude.
“Bros before hos” was always my mantra in high school.
Well, it was after I knocked up my best friend's girlfriend.
Oh, speak of the devil I knocked up.
Back off of Marley. Excuse me?
I got this, little bro. See that furrowed brow, lips pursed, hand on her hip?
This is what I like to call “Loopy Quinn.”
It's an irrational state that she apparently only reserves for Puckermans.
He's messing with her head.
- He's pressuring her to have sex with him. - Who told you that?
I don't need somebody to tell me that the biggest womanizer in school...
is trying to take advantage of the naive girl who just wants to fit in and be loved,
especially if the womanizer's last name is Puckerman.
You don't know me. I'm a lot of things he's not, and I would never do that to Marley.
I don't believe you.
Quinn, I think you're being a little out of line here.
The only way you're gonna win sectionals...
is if Marley's at her best.
And if you keep distracting her, she's not going to be.
Hey! oh!
Oh, Isabelle, I am so sorry. I thought I was the last one here.
It's okay. Actually, I'm almost done.
I'm just proofing the filmmaker roundtable.
- Oh, I love that article. - Oh, good.
And I love Christmas movies. Be honest. Which one are you looking forward to the most?
Les Miz or The Hobbit?
Oh, wow.
I love Peter Jackson, but I'm obsessed with the French Revolution,
so,uh,lsuppose it would have to be...
[ Together] a double feature.
So, uh, do you have any fantabulous Thanksgiving plans?
For the last five years I always went to Gore Vidal's for dinner and Pictionary.
But you know, Gore passed away this year, so I don't know.
I'll probablyjust get some turkey pizza from Two Boots and, uh,
re-create my first Thanksgiving in New York.
Well, if you're interested,
my roommate and I are hosting a bit of an orphans' dinner out in Bushwiok.
Bushwick? Mm-hmm.
Ooh. A rustic Thanksgiving.
[ Chuckles ]
Can I bring some friends? Of course.
We'll have as many orphans as Mr. Bumble's workhouse, right?
Gruel for everyone.
You seem in a better mood. You and your ex have a rapprochement?
Au contraire.
No, I'm closing the book to that sad saga.
I'm just- I'm done. I'm done thinking about it.
I'm done thinking if we're gonna get back together, wondering if we should.
[ Sighs ] No, it's over.
I sent him a text.
Said please stop calling me to say you're sorry. What's done is done.
You know.
Well, listen, nothing is better...
than being single in New York City,
but you know, if he's been reaching out to you-
Assuage his guilt? No. Sorry, cheater. This petal needs to move on.
In my experience, it's always easier for me to move on...
if I've either had my apology accepted,
or in your case...
accepted an apology.
You know, sometimes it's the not forgiving that holds us back.
Mmm.
[ School Bell Rings ]
Try to make eye contact with the judges,
and don't be afraid to give them a flirty little smile or maybe even a wink.
You're really doing them a favor.
You're reminding them of their youth and what might have been.
I'm gonna write that down.
You're the best mentor ever.
Seriously, the best.
Hola.
That bitch is pure evil.
I think she's sweet. Really?
Well, then why is she giving my girl laxatives?
Why are you going through my bag?
It's all part of being a mentor. What is this? Hmm?
And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up.
Those are, like, from months ago.
I forgot they were even in there.
Your pretty little liar gave them to her.
I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.
This is what my psych professor calls projecting.
You're projecting Kitty onto me.
Santana, we've graduated. It's really time to get over this.
Get over what? You being jealous of me.
And why would I be jealous of you?
And please don't tell me it's because you're in some lame secret Nazi sorority.
Look, homecoming weekend I went to Jodie Foster's Clambake,
and that professor that I was talking about-
Well, he's 35, smokes a pipe.
Well, he's divorcing his wife who hasn't touched him for three years, and...
I'm dating him.
Wow. Twitter update! [Laughs]
Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life.
And what are you excited about? Shaking pom-poms in Kentucky?
You want everybody to think that you're such a badass,
but really you're just a scared little girl with low self-esteem...
who's too frightened to chase her dreams.
Did Professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch?
Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid?
- [ Gasps ] - What are you guys doing?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Quinn always was a genius slapper.
[School Bell Rings]
_/~_/~ [ Headphones: “Gangnam Style ”] ♪♪ [ Muttering Lyrics ]
[ Mutters]
♪♪ [ Muttering Lyrics ]
Are you dancing or impersonating a horny epileptic? Hey.
Dude, I can't concentrate on the moves until I memorize the words.
[ Panting ]
♪♪ [ Phonetic Korean ]
I mean, seriously?
Dude, it's Korean. Just sing gibberish. Who cares?
And if you're concentrating on the dance moves, you're doing it wrong.
[ Sighs ] Well, that's how I work through everything.
I learn the basics, practice them over and over again, and eventually I get it.
So, did you do an apple pie 500 times before you had sex?
[Laughs]
It's exactly what I did,
but I wore a condom so I didn't make any apple fritters.
[Laughs] Look.
Some things you can't overthink, okay?
You just gotta let it come natural.
“Gangnam Style” isn't about technique.
It's about just letting yourself go.
U Gangnam Style'?
[ Headphones I _/~ Hey, $9/\',V /30')'./' ♪ Sexy lady;
[ Exhaling Rhythmically]
- ♪♪ [ Con!/hues, Stops ] - Whoa. Thought you said you didn't have any moves.
You asked me not to take everything from you, and I respect that.
- Plus it's kind of embarrassing that I'm trained in ballet. -[Laughs]
Like, seriously? Like tutu and everything?
It doesn't leave this room.
Dude, you're obviously better than me.
If we want to win, you should do it.
How about I just help you get better?
Okay, but if at any point you want to bail,
or get food, or go get me food-
Let's start by watching this video one more time.
Maybe we'll be viewer 500 million.
♪♪ [ “Gangnam Style”] There he goes.
- A bag? - Yeah. You put it in the bag and it self-bastes.
Tommy the turkey is not gonna go dry.
Ina Garten would never cook a turkey in a bag.
Well, when Ina comes to cook you Thanksgiving dinner, she can do as she pleases.
- But our bird is getting bagged. - Mmm.
- You guys, this is so great. - Yeah, it's like our own 819' C/7/7/.
- Yeah, but no one breaks out into song. - What?
Rachel, get over here and help me butter up Tommy.
Well, I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat it, but I guess I can touch it.
Okay, Mr. Tur- I'm very sorry. Like that?
You gotta get it in there. Really show him that you love him.
You know? Just like that.
Is that good? Yeah, like that.
When you two are done using that turkey as a courtship device,
would you put it in the oven, 'cause it's almost 5:00.
- Almost time for Sectionals. - Why are they having it on Thanksgiving anyway?
I'm sure they figured with everyone home for the holiday, they would sell more tickets.
Most high schools have football games for Thanksgiving.
I remember my first Sectionals. I was so nervous.
I gave myself this pep talk in the mirror,
andljustbegan my soulful monologue by saying-
[ Marley] You are ready for this.
You look really good. Your voice is strong.
It's time to make a little girl's dream come true.
I'm so hungry. But at least my dress fits.
Wade- I mean, Unique, you're back!
Yes, in all her glory.
And as you can see, Miss Marley, she is ready for her close-up.
I thought your parents didn't want you wearing-
They don't. They're trying to protect me.
But what they need to understand is...
if I'm not being true to myself at least when I'm performing,
then there won't be anything left inside me to protect.
So they can keep talking about sending me to a camp...
for little boys who like to wear dresses,
but I will not and I cannot be ashamed of who I am or how I look.
You look beautiful. And I think it's inspiring how brave and proud you are.
I wish I was more like that.
Stop.
Hustle up, you two. You're gonna miss show circle.
And welcome back, girl.
What's show circle?
It's a tradition before every competition.
It's something Mr. Schue made up, and today I want to add to it.
Joe, how about you lead us in prayer?
- Whoa, dude, Old Testament. There's Hebrews here. - Yeah, okay.
This is one of my favorite Bible verses from Isaiah.
Considering that the Warblers are so good,
and that it's the first competition for a lot of you, I think it's appropriate.
“So do not fear because I am with you.
Do not be dismayed.
I will strengthen you.
I will uphold you with my righteous hand.”
And our righteous dance moves, amen. All right!
Amen!
Oh, man, I-l remember our first Sectionals like it was yesterday.
We came together as a team because we had to,
because no one outside our circle knew how much we'd been through...
and how much it meant to us to win it.
This is our house.
Look into the faces of these graduates.
They've been to the mountaintop.
This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.
On three?
One, two, three!
Amazing!
[ Emcee ] A reminder ('hat the American L e gion Turkey S'/7002' begins at 6:00 p- m.
So please drive carefully.
Now put your hands together for our distinguished panel of judges!
[Applause, Cheering ]
Lima News obitua/y editor, Stan Cook!
♪♪ [ Band: Flourish ]
Chief historian of the Lima Locomotive Museum, Harrison Paoluccil
♪♪ [ Band: Flourish ]
And the 2012 Defiance County Catfish Queen, Allison Metcalf!
♪♪ [ Drumroll ]
[ Cheering, Whistling ]
[Whispering ] Break a leg.
I'm Hunter Clarington, and we're the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Hope you enjoy the show.
♪♪ [Whistling Melody] ♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪
♪ Let me know;
♪ Girl, I'm gonna show you ♪
♪ How to do it and we start real slow;
♪ You just put your lips together;
♪ And you come real close ♪
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ Here we 90 ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ] ♪♪ [Whistling Melody]
♪ LOOK ♪
♪ I'm betting you like people ♪
♪ And I'm betting you love freak mode ♪
♪ And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls ♪
♪ And stroke your little ego ♪
♪ I bet you I'm guilty, Your Honor;
♪ That's just how we live in my genre ♪
♪ Bet your lips spin back around corner;
♪ Slow it down, baby, take a little longer;
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Let me know;
♪ Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it ♪
♪ And we start real slow;
♪ You just put your lips together ♪
♪ And you come real close ♪
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪
♪ Here we 90 ♪
[Audience Cheering ] ♪ Whistle, baby ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ] ♪♪ [Whistling Melody]
♪ No-oh-oh 3
♪ It's like everywhere I go my whistle ready to blow ♪
♪ Shorty don't leave a note She can get any by the low;
♪ Told me she's not a pro It's okay It's under control ♪
♪ Show me soprano, 'cause, girl, you can handle ♪
♪ So amusing ♪ ♪ Amusing ♪
♪ Now you can make a whistle with the music; ♪ Music;
♪ Hope you ain't got no issues You can do it; ♪ Do it;
♪ Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it ♪ ♪ Lose it;
♪ Can you blow my whistle ♪ ♪ Whistle, baby Whistle, baby;
♪ Let me know;
♪ Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ And we start real slow; ♪ Gonna show you how to do it ♪
♪ You just put your lips together; ♪ Gonna show you how to do it;
♪ And you come real close ♪ ♪ Do it, do it, do it, baby;
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby ♪
♪ Oh, oh;
♪ Here we 90 ♪
.L'.I' [Whistling Melody] ♪ Hey-oh ♪
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby? ♪
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- ♪ Here we go ♪♪ - [ Cheering ]
♪ Dah, nah-nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Chick, chick, chick;
♪ Dah-dah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ Chick, chick, chick;
♪ Hey, girl, I'm waiting on ya ♪
♪ I'm waiting on ya ♪
♪ Come on and let me sneak you out ♪
♪ And have a celebration ♪
♪ A celebration ♪
♪ The music up, the window's down ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
♪ Yeah, we'll be doing what we do ♪
♪ Just pretending that we're cool ♪
♪ And we know it too We know it too ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do ♪
♪ Just pretending that we're cool ♪
♪ So tonight ♪
♪ Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy ♪
♪ Till we see the sun ♪
♪ I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love ♪
♪ And never, never, never stop for anyone ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some ♪
♪ And live while we're young ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ Want to live while we're young ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some ♪
♪ And live while we're young ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ And, girl ♪
♪ You and I;
♪ We're 'bout to make some memories ♪
♪ Tonight)
♪ I want to live while we're young ♪
♪ We want to live while we're young ♪
♪ Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy ♪
♪ Till we see the sun ♪
♪ I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love ♪
♪ And never, never, never stop for anyone ♪
♪ Let's get some ♪
♪ And live while we're young ♪
♪ Wanna live ♪ Come on!
♪ Young ♪
♪ Wanna live while we're young ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some ♪
♪ And live while we're young ♪♪
[Cheering ]
[ Kurt] You okay?
Mmm. Yeah. I was having a moment.
You know, every year, over, like, an assortment of pies,
my dads and I would sing these holiday medleys by the piano.
And, I don't know, I'm just starting to feel like maybe that part of my life is over.
Oh, sweetie, as long as we're in each others' lives,
holiday melodies will never be over.
[Whispers ] Promise me? [ Oven Door Squeaks ]
[ Gasps ] How's it going? Oh, this bird is done.
Yep. [ Knocking ]
Kurt, do you want to do the honors?
No, thanks. I'm not even having turkey after the way you guys manhandled it.
Can I help you?
Isabelle Wright invited us to an orphan party here.
Oh, right. Uh, yeah, apparently, we're having a party.
Oh. Okay. Well, come- Come on in.
Have any of you heard from Isabelle?
I tried calling her earlier but got her voice mail.
She was stopping at some new club opening over in the East Village.
- [ Phone Buzzing ] - Oh, wait. This is her now.
[ Kurt ] Uh, hello?
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Oh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes and the ear...
and take a train to the club.
So I hope you're up, girl, 'cause we are all coming over.
Lock the door, lower the blinds,
light up the smoke machine and put on your heels,
'cause I know exactly what we need.
♪ Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki ♪
♪ Lock the doors ♪ ♪ 'fight ♪
- ♪ Let's have a kiki ♪ - ♪ Mother;
♪ I'm gonna let you have it ♪
- ♪ Let's have a kiki ♪ C♪ I wanna have a kiki ♪
'J Dive; 'J'TurnJ\ 'J'VV0rkJ~
♪ Let's have a kiki ♪
♪ We're gonna serve ♪
- 3 And work 3 - 3 And turn 3
♪ And h-h-honey;
Wait, wait. What's a kiki?
♪ A kiki is a party:
♪ For calming all your nerves ♪
♪ We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts ♪
♪ When they deserve ♪
♪ And though the sun is rising few may choose to leave ♪
♪ So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui ♪
- 3 Let's have a kiki 3 - 3 I want to have a kiki 3
- 3 Lock the doors 3 - 3 'fight 3
- ♪ Let's have a kiki ♪ - ♪ Mother;
-; I'm gonna let you have it; - ♪ Let's have a kiki ♪
♪ I wanna have a kiki ♪
'J Dive; 'J'TurnJ\ 'J'VV0rkJ~
♪ Let's have a kiki ♪
- 3 We're gonna serve 3 - 3 And work 3 - 3 And turn 3
♪ And h-h-honey;
♪ It's turkey Iurkey time ♪
♪ Tom turkey ran away but he just came home ♪
♪ It's turkey Iurkey time ♪
♪ He's really home to stay, never one to roam ♪
♪ Let's make a wish ♪
♪ And may all your wishes come true ♪
♪ Turkey lurkey ♪
♪ Goosey Ioosey ♪
♪ Some for Uncle Joe ♪
♪ Some for Cousin Lucy;
♪ Everybody gather round the table ♪
♪ Dig in, dinner's being served ♪
♪ Eat all the turkey you are able ♪
♪ Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? ♪
♪ Climb up and bring it down for me ♪
♪ That's something I would love to see ♪
♪ This kiki is marvelous ♪
♪ Soso, oui oui, non non ♪
♪ Kiki, Soso ♪
♪ Oui oui, non non ♪
♪ Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki ♪
- 3 Lock the doors tight 3 - 3 Let's have a kiki 3
-,1' Hunty; '.l' Drop her;
♪ I'm gonna let you have it;
- ♪ Let's have a kiki ♪ C♪ I wanna have a kiki ♪
♪ Boots, turn, queen Let's have a kiki ♪
- 3 We're gonna serve 3 - 3 And work 3
- 3 And turn 3 - 3 And h-h-honey 3
♪ Let's have a kiki ♪♪
- [ Vvhooping, Laughing ] - This is the best Thanksgiving ever!
If I timed this right, Robin will wake up just as the New Directions hit the stage.
She's a very fussy baby, so she'll be wailing through their entire performance.
Is this seat taken?
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! [Laughs]
Oh, so good to see you. I'm so sorry I'm late.
You made it. You made it. America is thrilled.
[ Emcee] They traveled 87 miles by horse and buggy to drop an old school beat.
The Rosedale Mennonites!
- ♪ America ♪ - ♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ Over the river and through the woods ♪
♪ To Grandmother's house we go ♪
♪ The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh ♪
♪ Through the white and drifted snow;
♪ Over the river and through the woods ♪
♪ Trot fast, my dapple gray ♪
♪ Spring over the ground like a hunting hound ♪
♪ For this is Thanksgiving Day;
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪
♪ When she comes, yeah ♪
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪
♪ Oh, when she comes ♪
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪ ♪ Don't you know she's coming ♪
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪
♪ A...)
♪ Mer... i... ca;
_ ♪ America ♪♪ - [Cheering ]
All right. Here we go.
Good job, you guys. Good job.
[Whispering ] Mr. Schue is here.
[ Phone Vibrating ] What?
Yes. [Vibrating Continues]
Hello?
He)'-
Can you hear me? It's kind of loud out here.
Um, yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
HaVe You guys performed yet?
Uh, no, not yet.
Kurt, I just want you to know that no matter-
Just let me talk for a second.
Look, you've- you've said you're sorry a million times.
And...
I believe you.
And I'm trying to forgive you, but...
I'm just not there yet.
But...
it's Thanksgiving, and it's sectionals, and...
I miss you like crazy.
And I can't stand not talking to you,
even though I'm mad at you.
'Cause you're still my best friend.
You're mine too.
At Christmas, we- we need to have a mature heart-to-heart.
And maybe if it's cold enough,
we can go ice skating on the Auglaize River...
and get hot chocolate- anywhere but the Lima Bean.
- Because when I was working there I saw a mouse. -[Laughs]
So, we're, uh, really gonna see each other at Christmas?
Yeah.
Well, don't let any of those hideous Warblers win. All right?
Break a leg.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Kurt, I love you so much.
I love you too.
[ Sniffles, Sighs ]
[ Phone Beeps]
♪♪ [ Dance, Faint]
♪♪ [ Fades ]
You okay?
Yeah.
You don't look okay.
Okay, fine, I'm not okay.
Look, look.
It's just nerves. It's a good thing. You can use it.
I don't know how it's a good thing when I haven't slept in days,
and I'm sweating when it's not even hot,
and I feel like if we don't win it's going to be all my fault.
I'm going to let all you guys down- Finn, the graduates, my mom.
Jake, you got a second?
- Not now. Can it wait? - Not really. I need you to take the dance lead.
I think I sprained my ankle during warm-ups.
You're not limping. What's going on?
Look, it was really cool what you did,
but a few days of rehearsal and practice doesn't make me as good as you.
And you don't put in the second-string Q.B. just to be nice.
Because it's not nice- the whole team suffers, and we have to win this.
Just do it. Okay?
[ Sighs ] Yeah.
[ Emcee ] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage the New Directions!
Come on. You're gonna kill this. [ Faint Groan ]
[Audience Cheering ] [ Man ] All right, New Directions!
All right. Good luck, you guys.
♪♪ [ “Gangnam Style”]
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
♪ Gangnam style ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪♪ [ Singing In Korean ]
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪♪ [Continues In Korean ]
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪♪ [ Korean ]
[Audience Cheering ]
♪ HGYJ
♪ Hey, hell ♪
[Audience Cheering ]
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
♪ Gangnam style ♪
♪ Op, op, OP. OP ♪
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
'J Gangnam style ♪ -4' OP. Op, op, op;
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
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♪ sexy lady:
♪ Op, op, OP. OP ♪
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
.I'Eh.I'
♪ sexy lady:
♪ Op, op, OP. OP ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪♪ [ Korean ]
♪ Baby, baby ♪ ♪♪ [ Korean ]
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
♪♪ [vocalizing Continues]
[Audience Cheering ] ♪ Eh, sexy lady ♪
♪ Op, op, OP. OP ♪
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪
-; Eh, sexy lady; - [ Audio: Muffled, Distorted ]
[ Audio: Clear] ♪ Op, op, op, op:
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪♪
[Audience Cheering ]
[Audioz Muffled, Distorted ]
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
♪ ./' [ Ends ]