1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,127 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,409 The cast' list for Grease went' up, and IOTIyis none I00 happy. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,050 Who the hell is Patty Simcox? 4 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:10,691 And neither is Jake, because Ryder got Danny and Marley got Sandy. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,809 Unique's playing Rizzo, which totally confused Principal Figgins. 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,487 Unique Adams is nothing more than an attractive, buxom young woman... 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,881 who has got it going on in all the right places. 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,327 - She's a brick house, Sue. - And Blaine is the Teen Angel, 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,084 and he's totally broken up about breaking up with Kurt. 10 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,401 Sue's out for Finn, because he called her baby retarded. 11 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,925 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,809 And now he's gonna take over Glee Club, 13 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,609 'cause Will's going to Washington on sabbatical. 14 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,330 Ana' that's what you missed on Glee. 15 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,847 [ School Bell Ringing ] 16 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,048 All right, guys, listen up. I have an announcement to make. 17 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,849 - Adele is dead. - No. 18 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,127 I have been asked to join a blue ribbon panel... 19 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,328 to rewrite the arts curriculum nationwide. 20 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,283 - [ Students ] Wow! - [ Will ] Thank you. 21 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,890 I'll be taking a short sabbatical, 22 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,169 which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week. 23 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,769 What? This is crazy. 24 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,251 But Glee Club is your life. 25 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,163 Which is why this is only temporary. 26 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,924 I'll be back right after sectionals. 27 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,441 - Wait. After sectionals? - [ Sam ] VVhoa! 28 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,488 I mean, it's not like we know him that well or anything. 29 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,530 Guys, guys, calm down. Look, I knew I needed to find a replacement, 30 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,648 which is why I brought in Finn Hudson. 31 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,361 Mr. Schue, Finn cannot take over Glee Club. 32 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,761 He doesn't know what he's doing at all! Sorry, Finn. 33 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,923 Guys, I know I can do this. And I've got some really great ideas for sectionals. 34 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,810 We'll all be dead by then! He doesn't know how to direct a musical! 35 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,805 - No, that's fine. - No, we can't win without him. Who's gonna drive the bus? 36 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,360 Finn Hudson, Schuester. 37 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,647 Figgins's office, right now. 38 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,689 L-I don't even understand how you found out. 39 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,649 Oh, William, I have the choir room bugged. 40 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,530 That plaque with the dead fat lady on it? Her eyes are cameras. 41 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,443 Okay, Sue, this is none of your business. 42 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,524 And besides, I've already cleared this with Figgins, so I don't see what the problem is. 43 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,204 Will, of course you don't, 44 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,567 because this is just another one of your ill-conceived, 45 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,529 bizarrely sentimental schemes... 46 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,762 that displays absolutely no forethought... 47 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:01,209 and appears immediately ridiculous to everyone in America except you. 48 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,807 Finn Hudson barely graduated high school less than six months ago, 49 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,282 he has no bachelor's degree, nor the certification to teach in the state of Ohio. 50 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,249 Sue, Glee Club is not a class. 51 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,163 It's an extracurricular activity. 52 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,208 Which is why it is perfectly legal... 53 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,482 for Finn to volunteer his talents temporarily. 54 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,289 I promise, this is the right thing to do. 55 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,523 I can take this Glee Club to sectionals, and I know we can win. 56 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,570 I'll work just as hard as Mr. Schue does, and I'll do it all for free. 57 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,847 Okay, let me just remind everyone of something. 58 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,082 For the past year, I have shown the Glee Club mercy, 59 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,289 and this school has enjoyed an unprecedented era of peace. 60 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,648 But if Bloaty the Gravy Clown is allowed to take over Glee Club, 61 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,803 my détente with the arts at this school will be over. 62 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,884 [Sue Screams] 63 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,122 - Hey! - [Students Screaming ] 64 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,048 You're a menace to the state of Ohio! 65 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,290 All right, people, 66 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,682 since your egregious ineptitude is making me lose my will to live, 67 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,081 I decided to bring in some of my best upperclassmen... 68 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,400 to help you up your game. 69 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,686 Let's partner up. 70 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,683 We're gonna go across the floor. 71 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,250 Let's start with some jetés. 72 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,761 Hey, how are you? Haven't seen you much in the last couple of weeks. 73 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,649 How you been? I'm good. You know, up and down. 74 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,085 Go! It's good. 75 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,811 Now that Finn and I are officially-officially broken up, 76 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,202 I feel like I can just focus on really why I came to New York, 77 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,486 which is my work. 78 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,681 Good. 79 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,171 - Use the floor, ladies. - Speaking of work, 80 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,527 guess who got her first Off-Broadway play audition. 81 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,840 What? 82 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,048 - I know. I'm really excited. - Watch your shoulder. 83 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,447 So, do you know the director, Ivan van Hoven? Yeah. 84 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,090 He's doing this, like, amazing... 85 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,810 avant-garde production of The Glass Menagerie. 86 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,609 It's gonna be, like, set in a zoo, 87 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,364 and Peter Dinklage is playing the Gentleman Caller, 88 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,330 and so, he's looking for just a fresh face... 89 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,925 to play his Laura Wingfield. 90 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,610 Wow, great role. 91 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,490 But you're too hot to play Laura. 92 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,644 J." f Dance j 93 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,169 So, I'm gonna be spending the week just getting off-book. 94 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,169 Do you think you can help me? Yeah. 95 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,765 Hey, some advice. 96 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,683 You're not ready for Ivan. 97 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,366 You're not tough enough yet. You don't have enough wounds. 98 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,807 Look, I auditioned for him for his Hedda, 99 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,565 and he made me recite my monologue in a slip, 100 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,450 standing on one foot, pouring tomato juice all over myself. 101 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,888 Skip it, Schwimmer. Ivan will eat you alive. 102 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,691 I can take it. 103 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,889 And, look, I was thinking, maybe you should audition too. 104 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,088 For Amanda Wingfield. 105 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,844 You mean the faded southern belle... 106 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,481 who spends her haggy, joyless days selling magazine subscriptions over the phone? 107 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,927 I thought that you maybe might want to get back in the game. 108 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,409 - Juniors, take five. - [ Man ] Check. 109 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,881 Freshmen- I don't know. Just, honey, do something. 110 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,965 Brody, sidebar. I'm looking for a new T.A. 111 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,610 I think you'd be perfect. 112 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,082 But it's gonna mean a lot of late nights, a lot of time out of school. 113 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,571 You're gonna have to help me prep lessons- 114 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,608 Yeah, it-it doesn't matter. I'm- I'm in. 115 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,365 Good decision. We'll start next week. 116 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,647 Uh, actually could we- could we start on Monday? 117 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,722 L-I promised Rachel that I would help her out. 118 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,848 Yeah. I understand. 119 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,366 We'll start next week. 120 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,602 [Tina] Okay, hold on and suck in. 121 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,047 [ Grunts ] I am. 122 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:18,205 I don't understand. This fit yesterday. 123 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,770 Maybe it's stress bloating. 124 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,843 I get it all the time. [ Sugar] Hey. 125 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,001 [ Both ] Tina. 126 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,367 - [ Laughs] - I love it so much. 127 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,044 I promise I won't pee in it. 128 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,282 I'm here for my fitting. Where is Harajuku Girl? 129 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,966 I thought you quit because your part was too small. 130 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,328 Well, Spray-Tanned Hawk Nose, to quote Shakespeare, 131 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,687 “There's no small parts, only fat actresses.” 132 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,570 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just say “fat”? 133 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,565 I was distracted by Marley's unfortunate and very noticeable weight gain. 134 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:48,690 I'm confused. Are you playing the lead in Grease or Hairspray? 135 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,481 I swear, I'm not eating any differently. 136 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,927 How is this happening? 137 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,762 I usually don't believe in the lamestream media's definition of “science,” 138 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,803 but it just makes sense... 139 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,611 that your metabolism is grinding to a halt. 140 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,041 You're getting the body you were destined to have. 141 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,248 I had to accept how I am. 142 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,129 I spend almost every weekend alone... 143 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,680 because everyone just assumes that the popular girl's busy. 144 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:21,448 I'm doing this play because I could use some friends. Real ones. 145 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,010 In the spirit of Grease, 146 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,048 I thought it would be a good way for us to get to know each other... 147 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,326 if we had a sleepover. 148 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,050 Sleepover? 149 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,441 Tomorrow night, my place. Just us girls. 150 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,760 Can I come? 151 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,002 I'm not going if Unique's not invited. 152 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,770 - Please? - Ladyboy can come. 153 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,764 - Yes. - But if I catch you hiding your dinky between your legs... 154 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,491 and prancing around like S/Yence of the L ambs, you're out. 155 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,690 [School Bell Rings] 156 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,689 Rough day at Rydell High? 157 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,964 Mom, when did you start to get- 158 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,162 Big? 159 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,690 Well, I battled my weight all through high school. 160 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,162 And when your daddy and I had you, 161 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,163 and I thought that it would fix everything... 162 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,925 that was wrong between us, and it didn't, 163 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,810 that's when I started eating and didn't stop. 164 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,451 Why are you asking me this? 165 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,444 I didn't fit into my Sandy costume again. 166 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,524 Every time I try it on, it just gets tighter. 167 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,167 So, I thought maybe... 168 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,561 it's starting to happen to me. 169 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,530 You know, my- 170 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,841 my genetics. 171 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,845 Now I didn't raise a victim or a quitter. 172 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,605 [Sighs] I raised a star. 173 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,571 You have control over your life and your body. 174 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,562 And you are thin and beautiful. 175 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,645 But you won't stay that way... 176 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,688 unless you fight for it. 177 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,888 So, starting now, 178 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,010 we are on a strict new diet. 179 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,081 Together. 180 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,242 [School Bell Rings] 181 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,005 Uh-uh. No way. Nope. 182 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,721 You are not allowed in here. This area is reserved for faculty only. 183 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,041 Not for 19-year-olds who just got kicked out of the army... 184 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:22,602 and spent several months backpacking through Georgia, of all places. 185 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,648 I mean, it seriously boggles the mind. 186 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,246 You must have done everything a person could possibly do in that state, 187 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,930 including hillbilly hand-fishing... 188 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,843 and plus-sized male prostitution. 189 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,208 Look, I came here to apologize, okay? 190 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,760 I'm sorry for calling your baby a- a retard. 191 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,763 L-I'm sorry. 192 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,083 That word was offensive, and it just came out wrong anyway. 193 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,249 It's not what I meant to say. I think it's exactly what you meant to say. 194 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,005 I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. 195 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,242 You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. 196 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,802 And probably also frosting. 197 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,480 Fine. I tried to apologize. 198 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,080 If you can't accept that, that's on you. 199 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,764 Excuse me. I gotta get to rehearsal. 200 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,763 - Yeah? Where do you think you're rehearsing? - The auditorium. 201 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,047 Oh, no, no, not this week. Or next week. 202 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,600 You see, since you've taken the liberty of redefining... 203 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,284 what it means to be a teacher at McKinley, 204 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:16,081 well, I took the liberty of reserving the auditorium for Cheerios practice. 205 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,647 So you're gonna have to find some other place to rehearse your idiotic musical. 206 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,324 I don't know. Maybe the Moose Lodge? 207 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,368 Or hell itself. 208 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,807 [ Exhales] 209 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,961 You sure you wrote down the right address? 210 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,883 Yeah. Well, Finn works here. 211 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,327 And we're supposed to rehearse here? 212 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,324 [ Sighs ] Guys, it's perfect. 213 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,770 Kill two birds with one stone. 214 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,888 I gotta overhaul this jalopy, 215 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,884 and you guys need to figure out how to be convincing grease monkeys. 216 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,566 We're going full-on method rehearsal. 217 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,291 I've never even changed the oil in my car. I can't fix this. 218 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,522 I cannot believe you got this part over me. 219 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:02,571 Right, right. Look, acting is all about knowing the material, right? 220 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,205 Mm-hmm. The themes. 221 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,170 So what is Grease all about? 222 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,249 Well, it's about fixing cars... 223 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,210 and getting- getting grease under your fingernails, 224 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,330 and about signing a blood oath with your brothers to the very end. 225 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,880 Preach, brother. That's totally the theme. 226 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,962 Okay, but where should we- 227 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,485 I mean, there's no stage or anything. 228 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,045 Look out there. 229 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,647 Imagine an audience anxiously awaiting your arrival. 230 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:32,088 And look up there. Spotlights. 231 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,883 And-And look right here. 232 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,204 And what do you see? 233 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,764 An old clunker. 234 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,969 Well, yeah, it's an old clunker. 235 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,161 Look again. 236 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,402 Tell me what Danny Zuko sees. 237 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,123 Why, this car's automatic. 238 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,361 It's systematic. 239 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,565 It's hydromatic. 240 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,403 - Why it's Greased Lightnin'! - Greased Lightnin'! 241 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,323 ♪ We'll get some overhead lifters ♪ 242 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,243 ♪ And some four-barrel quads Oh, yeah ♪ 243 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,800 ♪ Keep talking Whoa, keep talking ♪ 244 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,248 ♪ A fuel-injection cutoff and chrome-plated rods Oh, yeah ♪ 245 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,601 ♪ I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money; 246 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,330 ♪ With a four-speed on the floor; 247 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,640 ♪ They'll be waiting at the door; 248 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,290 ♪ You know that ain't no crap ♪ 249 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,283 ♪ We'll be getting lots of that in Greased Lightnin' ♪ 250 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,091 ♪ Go, go, go, 90-90-90-90, 90-90-90-90 ♪ 251 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,243 ♪ Go Greased Lightnin' You're burning up the quarter mile ♪ 252 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,607 ♪ Greased Lightnin' Go Greased Lightnin' ♪ 253 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,045 ♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 254 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,645 ♪ You're coasting through the heat lap trial ♪ 255 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,246 ♪ Greased Lightnin' Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 256 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,765 - ♪ You are supreme ♪ - ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 257 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,330 - ♪ The chicks'll scream ♪ - ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 258 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,209 -_l~ For Greased Lightnin' ♪ - ♪ Go, 90, 9O ♪ 259 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,329 - ♪ Go-go-go-go-go-go-go ♪ - ♪ We'll get some purple frenched taillights ♪ 260 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,050 ♪ And 30-inch fins Oh, yeah ♪ 261 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,407 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 262 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,090 ♪ A Palomino dashboard ♪ 263 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,844 ♪ And dual muffler twins Oh, yeah ♪ 264 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,400 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 265 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,404 ♪ With new pistons, plugs and shocks, I can get off my rocks ♪ 266 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,609 ♪ You know that I ain't braggin' She's a real honey wagon ♪ 267 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,843 - ♪ Greased Lightnin' ♪ C♪ Go, go, go, 90-90-99-99-99 ♪ 268 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,129 ♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' You're burning up the quarter mile ♪ 269 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,726 ♪ Greased Lightnin' Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 270 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,040 ♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 271 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,088 ♪ You're coasting through the heat lap trial ♪ 272 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,003 ♪ Greased Lightnin' Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 273 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,844 - ♪ You are supreme ♪ - ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 274 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,206 - ♪ The chicks'll scream ♪ - ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 275 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,645 ♪ For Greased Lightnin' ♪ 276 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,728 ♪ Go, 90, go, go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go ♪ 277 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,804 ♪♪ [ Clapping Rhythmically] 278 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,167 [ Engine Revs] 279 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,601 ♪♪ [ Rock] 280 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,331 ♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' You're burning up the quarter mile ♪ 281 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,489 ♪ Greased Lightnin' Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 282 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,325 ♪ Go, Greased Lightnin' You're coasting through the heat lap trial ♪ 283 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,085 ♪ Greased Lightnin' Go, Greased Lightnin' ♪ 284 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,725 - ♪ You are supreme ♪ - ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 285 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,211 - ♪ The chicks'll scream ♪ - ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 286 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,009 ♪ For Greased Lightnin' ♪ 287 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:55,765 ♪ Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin' ♪ 288 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,162 'J' Yeah ♪ C♪ Lightflin' ♪♪ 289 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,767 [ Light Applause ] 290 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,490 Wow. Good start. 291 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,723 Now, uh, let's try it again with, like, double the energy. 292 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,289 [ Grunts ] [ Sighs 1 293 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,330 I can't believe you have a dance audition f o r The Glass Menagerie- 294 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,680 Well, Ivan is a very physical director. 295 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,649 - All of his work is very movement-driven. - Ooh. 296 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,728 Come on. Now? Ooh, release. 297 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,081 [ Phone Rings ] Ooh. Ow. 298 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,403 Oh. Grease update from Tina. Ooh. 299 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,721 Ooh. Apparently the girl playing Sandy... 300 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,724 has gained so much weight, she can't fit into her clothes. 301 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,928 No. That's unfortunate. 302 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,520 But it doesn't really have anything to do with us. 303 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,444 No. We're not! We are not going to see it. 304 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,249 Not gonna see what? 305 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,129 What are you doing in my studio, Schwimmer? 306 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,804 Practicing for your big audition? 307 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,405 Yeah, this is actually my roommate, Kurt. 308 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,290 - He's helping me with it. - It's an honor to meet you, Ms. July, and- 309 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,089 Ooh, you've got some abs! 310 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,521 That's sweet. 311 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,045 Can you get the bar? 312 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,805 So you were saying- not gonna see what? 313 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,929 Her recently broken-up-with ex-boyfriend is directing... 314 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,684 my recently broken-up-with ex-boyfriend... 315 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,250 in a school production of Grease, 316 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,163 and we've got a bunch of friends in it, 317 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,447 so we were debating whether or not we should go. 318 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,090 - When is it? - This weekend. 319 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,130 Oh. You need to go. 320 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,170 I mean, if you're both not over your exes, it's a perfect opportunity for closure. 321 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,685 I have closure. 322 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,207 Okay. Then go have fun, Schwim. 323 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,647 Or go because it's Grease. 324 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,764 Go because it's your friends. It's your high school. 325 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,683 Rachel, I'm going. I need to see him. 326 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,206 I haven't seen him since. I'm not sleeping. 327 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,770 I'm living off of Ambien and The Notebook. 328 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,604 Please come with me. I can't do it alone. 329 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,604 Look, even if I wanted to go, which I don't, we don't have the money. 330 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,923 Kurt's an intern, and I spent all of my money on my last trip home, so- 331 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,286 [ Cassie ] Well, 332 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,206 I could give you my JetBlue frequent flyer miles. 333 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,725 I can't use them, 334 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,484 ever since I was banned for my... 335 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,723 Bloody Mary-fueled panic attack at 30,000 feet, 336 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,442 which resulted in the hospitalization of three flight attendants. 337 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,126 Don't ask. And don't go if you don't want to. 338 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,487 But I just think you'll regret missing it. 339 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,289 Here's my first-place trophy for “Most Tongues Spoken” at Bible camp. 340 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,488 And this is Mr. Jo Jo. 341 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,285 I rode him for six years until he broke my hymen. 342 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,805 [ Knocking ] 343 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,644 Triple-layer fudge cake, yo! 344 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,324 [Tina] Kettle corn and pizza! 345 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:28,526 And chocolate doughnuts! Unique loves her delicious, chocolaty Krispy Kreme. 346 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,443 Dig in, everybody, and then we'll have pillow fights... 347 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,445 and ghost stories and prayer circles and back rubs. 348 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,010 Want a doughnut, Marley? 349 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,690 Are there any healthy snacks? 350 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,410 You can eat Kleenex. They taste like clouds. 351 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,721 Honey, we need to have a little talk. 352 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,325 Here. Have mine. 353 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,846 [Girls Chattering ] 354 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,524 Okay - 355 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,206 These are called fingers. Just stick them in your pie hole... 356 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,851 and bingo, you're magically supermodel-thin forever. 357 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,764 I don't want to make myself vomit. That's gross. 358 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,285 You know what's more gross? 359 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,887 Having your gelatinous, corpulent, six-ton stomach explode blood... 360 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,088 and pudding and sour cream and chili cheese fries... 361 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,050 just because you didn't love yourself enough to binge and purge. 362 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,563 Do you do it? I would if I was born with the fat gene. 363 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,405 And let's be real. You weren't just born with the fat gene, 364 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,768 you were born with the circus fat gene- No offense. 365 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,081 Just think about it. 366 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:29,081 [Girls Chattering ] 367 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,846 Hey. Where's Marley? 368 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,285 Why, I'm right here, 369 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,762 wearing my signature News/es cap with my mud brown hair. 370 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,923 I'm gonna bat my bargain-basement eyes and steal your boyfriends, 371 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,447 just like I stole the lead in the fall musical. 372 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,360 ♪ Look at me I'm Sandra Dee ♪ 373 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,604 ♪ Lousy with virginity ♪ 374 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:03,287 ♪ Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed ♪ 375 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,569 ♪ I can't I'm Sandra Dee ♪ 376 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,447 ♪ Watch it Hey, I'm Doris Day; 377 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,684 ♪ I was not brought up that way ♪ 378 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,000 ♪ Won't come across ♪ 379 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:24,009 ♪ Even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day; 380 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,809 -_l~ I don't drink; - ♪ No.1' 381 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,291 -,I~Orswear_l~ - ♪ No.1' 382 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,890 -_l~ I don't rat my hair; - ♪ EW ♪ 383 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,770 - ♪ I get ill from one cigarette ♪ - [ Coughing ] 384 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,161 ♪ Keep your Why paws ♪ 385 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,760 ♪ Off my silky drawers ♪ 386 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,320 ♪ Would you pull that crap with Annette? ♪ 387 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,487 ♪ As for you, Troy Donahue ♪ 388 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,530 ♪ I know what you wanna do ♪ 389 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,321 ♪ You've got your crust I'm no object of lust; 390 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,122 ♪ I'm just plain Sandra Dee ♪ [Giggling] 391 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,250 ♪ Elvis, Elvis, let me be ♪ 392 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,210 ♪ Keep that pelvis far from me ♪ 393 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,850 ♪ Just keep your cool ♪ 394 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,561 ♪ Now you're starting to drool ♪ 395 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,167 ♪ Hey, I'm Sandra Dee ♪♪ 396 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,960 Are you making fun of me, Kitty? 397 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,689 Some people are so touchy. 398 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,651 [School Bell Rings] 399 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,170 You wanted to see me? 400 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,720 Finn Hudson, 401 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,484 this is Rob and Betty Adams. 402 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,608 I took the liberty of calling them... 403 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,924 to congratulate them on their son landing the big role of Rizzo in Grease- 404 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,447 And, lo and behold, it was the first they'd heard of it. 405 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,047 Look, ever since Wade was a little boy, we knew that he was different. 406 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,442 Most little boys don't want to dress as Shirley Hemphill for Halloween. 407 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,204 I mean, it's just so specific. 408 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,046 When V\/ade performed as a girl at nationals, we were really proud. 409 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,407 But Chicago is a very liberal city. 410 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,881 I mean, we live in Ohio, and- 411 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,167 [Sighs] To be perfectly honest, 412 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,730 we're worried about Wade's safety. 413 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,286 I think you're overreacting. Are we? 414 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,648 Well, I've personally seen you physically assaulted in the hallway. 415 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,245 This concerns me. 416 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,527 Wade, is that true? 417 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:21,691 Ooh, put some pants on, Mo'Nique! [ Boy Laughs ] 418 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,369 We're pulling Wade out of the play, 419 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,649 and we're asking Wade not to dress like a girl during school hours. 420 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,167 [ Mrs. Adams ] Once he gets home, he can be whoever he wants to be. 421 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:35,609 Wade Adams, you can return to your sewing exam in Home Ec. 422 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,287 I can't believe you would do something like this. 423 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,682 You mean do something like conveniently protect the welfare of a student... 424 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,366 so that it just happens to derail the school musical? 425 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,525 I think that sounds exactly like something I'd do- Classic Sue Sylvester. 426 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,921 If you don't have a Rizzo, you don't have a show. 427 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,650 Well, who says I can't find another Rizzo? 428 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,007 Hmm? Me. 429 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,962 Of course I can play Rizzo. 430 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,451 [ Sighs ] Are you sure? 431 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,284 We open tomorrow, and we just gave you the script. 432 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,569 I was born to play this role. I've known it by heart since I was one, Artie. Come on. 433 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,843 So, what are you doing in town, Santana? Shut up. No one cares. 434 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,730 Yeah, the important thing is that she's here, so the show can go on. 435 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,087 This one fits. I just looked at the lines for Rizzo. 436 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,889 I think I can be off-book by Friday. 437 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,566 I may have to hold a script in the second act. 438 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,529 Sorry, Tina. I called Santana. 439 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,728 She was the obvious choice to me. 440 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,282 And if you played Rizzo, then we wouldn't have a Jan. 441 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,840 You have got to be kidding me. 442 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,291 All right. Well, just remember, no matter how many times people ask, 443 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,089 we have to stick to our five-autograph limit. 444 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,401 Right. I'm more concerned about running into you-know-who. 445 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,050 You'll be fine. 446 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:55,648 Oh, look. It's your locker next to my locker. 447 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,688 Remember that time you got out of that date with Mercedes... 448 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,762 - by saying that you had a thing for me? - Oh. 449 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,444 Yeah, it still burns my ass to this day. 450 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,522 Yes! Honey. 451 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,125 Oh, my God, guys- 452 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,208 It's amazing you guys came to see the musical. 453 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,851 Look, these kids are ready to bring the house down. 454 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,126 How are you? Tell us everything. 455 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,804 Oh, life is crazy busy. 456 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,851 You know, it's not easy balancing UCLA classes and recording backup vocals, 457 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,606 or having Puckerman always hit me up for sugar mamas' phone numbers. 458 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,881 But life is good. Good. 459 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,610 Oh, you guys have to come backstage and say hi. 460 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,684 They're gonna freak when they see who's here. 461 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,762 Tina! 462 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,764 I'm sorry. I've been starving myself all week. 463 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,569 How could you have gained two inches in one day? 464 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,331 I don't know. Maybe we can hot glue an elastic band on. 465 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,925 Marley, do not worry. 466 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,810 We're gonna get those two inches off you before curtain. 467 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,405 Scout's honor. 468 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,286 [ Bell Dinging ] 469 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,331 Kun? 470 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,846 L-I didn't think I'd see you this weekend. 471 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,246 We wouldn't miss it for the world. 472 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,926 - Would we, Kurt? - [Whispers] No. 473 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,525 Rachel. 474 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,971 Finn, hey. How are you? 475 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,089 Good. A little surprised to see you, but- 476 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,084 I'm gonna go put the kids through their warm-up. 477 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,730 How are you? 478 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,770 I'm good. I'm really good. Just... busy and- 479 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,963 Rachel has her first big audition for an Off-Broadway show next week. 480 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,771 Wow. 481 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,444 That's awesome. Congratulations. 482 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,806 Thanks. 483 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,487 Look, this is- this is really, really weird. Mm-hmm. 484 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,609 But the four of us had a lot of history between us, 485 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,602 so I just want to say... 486 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,682 it's cool you came to see our show. 487 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,161 Pretty proud of it. 488 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,930 - You were right. - Ooh. 489 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,480 It was a mistake to come. I'm not gonna get through act two. 490 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,130 Oh, no. Look, you're gonna be fine, all right? 491 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,089 I'm gonna be sitting right next to you. 492 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,810 And we're gonna be holding hands and laughing... 493 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,724 and applauding, and we are never, ever, gonna let them see us sweat. 494 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,485 Okay? 495 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,801 Okay, come here. 496 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,604 [Applause, Cheering ] 497 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:22,647 ♪ Your story's sad to tell ♪ 498 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,486 ♪ A teenage ne'er-do-well ♪ 499 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,767 ♪ Most mixed up; 500 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,569 ♪ Non-delinquent; 501 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,884 ♪ On the mock ♪ 502 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,090 ♪ Your future's so unclear now ♪ 503 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,927 ♪ What's left of your career now ♪ 504 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,447 ♪ Cam even get a trade-m ♪ 505 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:52,048 -; On your smile; -; Ah, ah, ah, ah; 506 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,885 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 507 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,850 - ♪ Boom, ba-doom ♪ - ♪ La-la, la ♪ 508 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,046 ♪ Ba-doom ♪ ♪ La-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 509 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,565 ♪ Ba-doom ♪ ♪ La, la, la ♪ 510 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,325 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 511 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,722 ♪ No graduation day for you ♪ 512 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,923 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 513 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,527 ♪ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo ♪ 514 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,161 ♪ Well, at least you could have taken time ♪ 515 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,005 ♪ To wash and dean your domes up ♪ 516 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,731 ♪ After spending all that dough ♪ 517 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,202 ♪ To have the doctor fix your nose up ♪ 518 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,204 - ♪ Baby, don't sweat it ♪ - ♪ Don't sweat it ♪ 519 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,608 ♪ You're not cut out to hold a job ♪ 520 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,650 - ♪ Better forget it; - ♪ Forget it; 521 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,122 ♪ Who wants their hair done by a slob? ♪ 522 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,443 ♪ Now your bangs are curled Your lashes twirled ♪ 523 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,251 ♪ But still the world is cruel ♪ 524 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,607 ♪ Wipe off that angel face ♪ 525 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,729 ♪ And go back to high school ♪ 526 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,401 ♪ Baby, don't blow it; 527 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,927 ♪ Don't put my good advice to shame ♪ 528 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,606 ♪ Baby, you know it ♪ 529 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,004 ♪ Even Dear Abknfd say the same ♪ 530 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,447 ♪ Now I've called the shot Get off the pot ♪ 531 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:14,130 ♪ I've really got to fly; 532 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,049 ♪ Gotta be going ♪ 533 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,370 ♪ To that ma“ shop ♪ 534 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:27,449 ♪ In the sky: 535 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,561 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 536 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,369 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 537 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,841 ♪ Go back to high school ♪ 538 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,282 ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ ♪ Beauty school dropout ♪ 539 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,648 ♪ Go back to high school ♪♪ 540 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,688 ♪♪ [ Ends ] [Applause, Cheering ] 541 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,049 Marley? 542 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,884 [ Gagging ] 543 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,567 [ Retching, Coughing ] 544 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,689 Marley, stop. Why are you doing that? 545 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,809 [ Crying ] 546 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,565 Why do you think? 547 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,563 My mom's the town joke, 548 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,450 and I'm gonna end up just like her. 549 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,091 Well, sticking your fingers down your throat is only gonna make things worse. 550 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,561 Spare me the lecture. I've seen the health films. 551 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,409 Okay - 552 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,926 Then google “Johnny Pappas.” 553 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,843 He's my second cousin. He was a wrestler at Bowling Green, 554 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,604 and the coach was always making him drop weight. 555 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,208 So Johnny did all the crazy diets and puked every day. 556 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,204 And when that stopped working, he used laxatives. 557 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,721 Then last March, in the middle of a match- 558 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,325 He died? 559 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,368 He crapped himself in front of the whole school. 560 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,886 [ Both Laughing ] 561 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,530 Look- 562 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,601 I would never use laxatives. 563 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,162 Well, I don't want to kiss a girl who's got puke on her breath. 564 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,369 Either on stage... or later. 565 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,521 Now, come on. We're on in five. 566 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,768 [ Door Closes ] 567 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,446 ♪ Look at me ♪ 568 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,370 ♪ There has to be ♪ 569 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:16,123 ♪ Something more than what they see ♪ 570 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,362 ♪ Wholesome and pure ♪ 571 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,764 ♪ Oh, so scared and unsure ♪ 572 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:29,883 ♪ A poor man's Sandra Dee ♪ 573 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:45,206 ♪ Sandy, you must start anew ♪ 574 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,127 ♪ Don't you know what you must do? ♪ 575 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,521 ♪ Hold your head high ♪ 576 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,924 ♪ Take a deep breath and sigh ♪ 577 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,810 ♪ Good-bye A' 578 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:08,721 ♪ To Sandra Dee ♪♪ 579 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,250 [ Laughing ] Mmm. 580 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,845 Hello. Hi. 581 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,207 I'm really glad you came back to play Rizzo. 582 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,284 I feel bad for Mercedes, but if her parents want her to be a boy, 583 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,930 then, I don't know, I guess it makes sense. 584 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,331 [ Chuckles ] 585 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,730 - I miss you. - I miss you too. 586 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,689 The only reason why I agreed to do this play... 587 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,250 was so that I could see you again. 588 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,166 Well, I'm not dating anybody new, boy or girl. 589 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,403 Britt, we talked about this. 590 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,847 And it would be fine if you were. 591 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,288 I'm glad that you're not. 592 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,204 60 seconds, Ms. Lopez. 593 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,520 [ Both Chuckle] 594 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,410 “Ms. Lopez.” 595 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,164 Are you nervous about your big number? 596 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,891 Oh, God, no. Come on. It's all about the attitude. 597 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,724 I'm just gonna do what I did with “America”... 598 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,404 in West Side Sta/y last year. 599 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,448 Yeah, but this is, like, a sad song, right? 600 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,842 So you have to think of something that makes you, like, really sad. 601 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,922 Like how we're not together anymore, and it's okay, 602 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,209 but it still hurts a little bit. 603 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,806 Especially on Fridays, 'cause that was our date night. 604 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,445 Good luck. 605 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,330 ♪♪ [ Intro] 606 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,644 ♪ There are worse things I could do ♪ 607 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,045 ♪ Than go with a boy or two ♪ 608 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,282 ♪ Even though the neighborhood thinks ♪ 609 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,967 ♪ I'm trashy and no good ♪ 610 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,601 ♪ I suppose it could be true ♪ 611 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,730 ♪ But there are worse things I could do ♪ 612 00:29:53,800 --> 00:30:01,491 ♪ I could flirt with all the guys ♪ 613 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:08,205 ♪ Smile at them and bat my eyes ♪ 614 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,171 ♪ Press against them when we dance ♪ 615 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,608 ♪ Make them think they stand a chance ♪ 616 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,445 ♪ Then refuse to see it through ♪ 617 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,923 ♪ That's a thing I'd never do ♪ 618 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:29,485 ♪ I could stay home every night ♪ 619 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,282 ♪ Wait around for Mr. Right ♪ 620 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,968 ♪ Take cold showers every day; 621 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,840 ♪ And throw my “fie away ♪ 622 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,721 ♪ On a dream that won't come true ♪ 623 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:56,127 ♪ I could hurt someone like me ♪ 624 00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:03,448 ♪ Out of spite or jealousy; 625 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,206 ♪ I don't steal, and I don't lie ♪ 626 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,966 ♪ But I can feel And I can cry; 627 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:17,889 ♪ A fact I'll bet you never knew; 628 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:24,047 ♪ But to cry in front of you ♪ 629 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,766 ♪ That's the worst thing ♪ 630 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:33,768 [ In Harmony, Together] ♪ I could do ♪♪ 631 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,207 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 632 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,641 [Applause, Cheering ] 633 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,008 Tina, you were incredible as Jan. 634 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,731 Finn was right. No one could play this part better than you. 635 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,089 Thank you. You know, this last week, I've been thinking. 636 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,448 Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature. 637 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,002 Maybe. But... we did. 638 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,003 And it really tested who I am. 639 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,686 And I'm liking who I am. 640 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,329 But I miss you too. 641 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,166 So... we can talk about it. [ Sighs ] 642 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,644 Whoa. I mean- 643 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,767 Whoa. 644 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,444 Are you sure? 645 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,761 This doesn't look ridiculous? 646 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,326 Not the word that comes to mind. 647 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,243 It's just so tight. 648 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,403 I feel like I'm gonna shake out of the seams in the Shake Shack. 649 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,689 You have nothing to worry about. You're gonna destroy this. 650 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,603 I'll tell you who's going to destroy us, y'all. 651 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,763 Fletcher Mantini. He's in the audience. 652 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,205 Who's that? 653 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,362 He's the theater critic for The McKinley Muckraker. 654 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,807 He hates everything, and his brutal deconstruction... 655 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,087 of your performances is gonna be posted online... 656 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,561 before you're even forklifted out of your costume. 657 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,244 See you on the ice. 658 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,484 Hey, you can't listen to her. 659 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,882 I know. Uh, it's-it's just- 660 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,247 Hey, hey, hey, look at me. 661 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,289 Take a deep breath. 662 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,089 [ Inhales Deeply] 663 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,527 You look amazing. 664 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,087 You sound amazing. This is going to be amazing. 665 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,605 Yeah. 666 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,445 ♪♪ [ Pop] [Audience Cheering ] 667 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,970 ♪ I got chills They're multiplyin' ♪ 668 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,921 ♪ And I'm losin' control ♪ 669 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,368 ♪ 'Cause the power you're supplyin' ♪ 670 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,841 ♪ It's electrifyin' ♪ 671 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,810 [ Cheering, Applause ] 672 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,888 ♪ You better shape up ♪ [Backup] ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 673 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,447 ♪ 'Cause I need a man ♪ ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 674 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,241 - ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪ - ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪ 675 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,885 ♪ You better shape up ♪ ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 676 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,487 - ♪ You better understand ♪ - ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 677 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,403 - ♪ To my heart I must be true ♪ - ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 678 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,201 ♪ Nothin' left Nothin' left for me to do ♪ 679 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,760 - [ Both ] ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ - ♪ You are the one I want; 680 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,121 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey; 681 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,440 ♪ The one that I want ♪ 682 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,726 ♪ You are the one I want; 683 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,484 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey; 684 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,721 ♪ The one that I want ♪ 685 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,406 ♪ You are the one I want Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 686 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,602 ♪ The one I need ♪ ♪ One I need ♪ 687 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,490 ♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪ ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 688 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,731 - ♪ I better shape up ♪ - ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 689 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,049 ♪ 'Cause you need a man ♪ ♪ I need a man ♪ 690 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,243 ♪ Who can keep me satisfied ♪ [Backup] ♪ Who can keep me satisfied ♪ 691 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,727 ♪ Wetter shape up ♪ ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 692 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,285 ♪ If I'm gonna prove ♪ ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 693 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,129 ♪ You better prove ♪ ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 694 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,328 ♪ That my faith is justified ♪ 695 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,845 ♪ Are you sure'? ♪ 696 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,281 [ Both ] ♪ Yes, I'm sure down deep inside ♪ 697 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,408 - ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ - ♪ You are the one I want; 698 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,562 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey; 699 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,802 - ♪ The one that I want ♪ - ♪ You are the one I want; 700 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,089 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey The one that I want ♪ 701 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,845 ♪ You are the one I want Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 702 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,088 ♪ The one I need ♪ ♪ One I need ♪ 703 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,891 - ♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪ - ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 704 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,291 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ 705 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,443 ♪ You are the one I want Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪ 706 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,961 ♪ The one that I want ♪ ♪ You are the one I want; 707 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,441 -; Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ The one I need ♪ 708 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,767 ♪ One I need ♪ ♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪ 709 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,330 ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 710 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,606 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪♪ 711 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,842 [ Cheering, Applause ] 712 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,763 Thanks for dragging me into this, dude. 713 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,570 What's wrong? 714 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,962 [Voice Quavering ] I just need a minute. 715 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,290 [Line Ringing] [Sniffling ] 716 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,682 [ Phone Buzzing, Ringing ] 717 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,762 Hmm. 718 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,765 Well, hello, Schwimmer. 719 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,365 How's Ohio? 720 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,367 Cassandra? I- I was calling for Brody. 721 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,647 Yeah, he's in the shower, 722 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,371 soaping up his incredibly chiseled physique. 723 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,044 You want me to leave a message? 724 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,202 I'm sorry, I don't- I-l don't understand. 725 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:39,208 Uh, let's see. You blew off your playdate with the hottest piece of ass at NYADA... 726 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,169 to go visit your loser ex-boyfriend. 727 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,210 Said hot ass was lonely, distraught, 728 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,770 didn't know what to do with himself, 729 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,491 and was more than happy to come help me chore 0 graph a new routine- - . 730 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,726 when I called him up. 731 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,643 And then one thing led to another, 732 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,246 and next thing you know he's at my place and, you know. 733 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,722 So... you and Brody- 734 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,770 [ Sighs 1 Why? 735 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,401 Why don't we consider this one of those little nasty life lessons? 736 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,562 Auditioning for an Off-Broadway play, 737 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,086 throwing yourself at an upperclassman... 738 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,245 and telling me that / need to get back in the game? 739 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,687 / need to get back in the game? 740 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,843 I think you were overreaching and needed a little bit of a reminder. 741 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,049 I am the game, Schwimmer, and you are what you've always been. 742 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,567 - A privileged, self-indulgent, dime-a- - [ Phone Beeps Off] 743 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,162 [ Exhales] 744 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,885 Hey, you missed the curtain call. 745 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,444 - Have you been crying? - No, I'm fine. 746 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:51,129 For two years, I was the guy you came to with every little problem. 747 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,806 Are we just gonna pretend we're not even friends anymore? 748 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,123 I just- I shouldn't have come here. 749 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,407 - It's just- It's too weird. - Then why'd you come? 750 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,687 For Kurt and- 751 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,290 and for you. 752 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,442 You know, everything was really, really good, 753 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,411 and I had a couple of notes, but they were small. 754 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,641 [ Chuckles ] 755 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,564 Well, thank you for coming. Means a lot to me. 756 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,089 Believe me. The whole time I was directing it, 757 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,164 I was basically just thinking, what would Rachel do? 758 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,844 You're kind of my moose. 759 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,247 It's- It's “muse.” 760 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,370 I know. Just wanted to see you smile. 761 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,568 Now will you tell me what you're so upset about? 762 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,330 I'd rather not. 763 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,004 Were you crying about me? 764 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,401 I wasn't crying about you. 765 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,528 Oh. 766 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,926 It's about him, isn't it? Brody? 767 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,207 L-I just didn't think you'd move on that fast. 768 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,810 You don't know that. I know you. 769 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,201 I know you have four different kinds of crying. 770 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,123 You've got the fake crying when you want something, 771 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,851 which always involves a tissue. 772 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,809 You've got the singing crying, which this can't be. 773 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,326 The disappointed crying, which involves sobbing. 774 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,169 And the crying over a guy, 775 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,368 which I know very well... 776 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,920 'cause it used to be reserved for me. 777 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,241 Well, told you we shouldn't talk about this. 778 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,721 Well, maybe we shouldn't talk about anything anymore. 779 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,002 Is that really what you want? Yeah. 780 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,805 No contact, not even in song. 781 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,483 When you come back to visit, I- 782 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,801 I don't want to know about it. 783 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,362 Yeah, I think that's good. 784 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,770 You know, I don't really know what's gonna happen between us, but... 785 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,730 I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel... 786 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,407 like the most special girl in the whole world. 787 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,801 And it doesn't feel that way anymore. 788 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,849 Now it just feels... sad and confusing. 789 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,891 And the worst part is is that doesn't even really feel that bad anymore. 790 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,961 And whatever happened with this Brody guy made you cry, and... 791 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,530 this doesn't. 792 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,803 Hey. 793 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,441 Mr. Schuester said he wanted to see you in the choir room. 794 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,124 Bye. 795 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,008 Are you okay? I just want to go home. 796 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,920 I thought this was home. Doesn't feel like it anymore. 797 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,162 Kurt, I need to talk to you. 798 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,767 [ Rachel ] You okay? 799 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,842 I'm not interested. 800 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,208 L- I never told you about what happened. 801 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,886 The guy that I hooked up with- I need you to know everything. 802 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:41,045 What are you gonna tell me? That it wasn't serious? That you only made out? 803 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,208 That you didn't care about him? I didn't care. 804 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,601 Do you think any of that matters to me? 805 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,411 Relationships are about trust. 806 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,482 And I don't trust you anymore. 807 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,642 I was stupid to come back. 808 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,525 Rachel's right. This isn't home anymore. 809 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,642 “Watching the skill, the nuance, 810 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,529 this reviewer was forced to ask himself, 811 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,571 'ls this not how it felt to watch Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel? 812 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:16,090 And might the directing team of Mr. Hudson and Mr. Abrams be headed for careers at NASA?' 813 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,043 They should be, because last night... 814 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,128 they plucked stars from the firmament... 815 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,168 and named them Marley Rose and Ryder Lynn. 816 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,608 Has ever an audience been so enraptured? Mayhap. 817 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,604 But when the last breath of life crosses this reviewer's lips, 818 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,330 it shall utter but three words- 819 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,449 'Grease, McKinley, Bravo.”' 820 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,761 [ Cheering, Whooping ] 821 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,410 Whoo! 822 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,609 Fletcher Mantini's just a sophomore, but he's a notoriously tough critic. 823 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,570 And that's what I call a rave review. 824 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,921 [ Sighs ] [All Cheer, Applaud ] 825 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,526 Man, this week hasn't been easy, 826 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,446 knowing it was the last time I was gonna see you guys for a while. 827 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,683 But one thing that's helped is knowing that I'm leaving you in good hands. 828 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,526 If there's one person who loves the Glee Club as much as I do, it's Finn. 829 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,762 And I know in my heart that he has what it takes... 830 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,366 to get you guys a win at sectionals. 831 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,363 I have so much to thank you guys for. 832 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:11,048 Not just for making every day of my life an absolute joy, 833 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,805 but for giving me this chance to share that joy with others. 834 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,883 Um, I'm gonna see you guys in a few months, 835 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,487 but hopefully, there'll be a brand-new sectionals trophy in that case over there. 836 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,442 I love you guys. 837 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,010 And I'm really gonna miss you. 838 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,369 I'm serious. You can call me anytime, day or night. 839 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,927 I know. You okay? 840 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,367 Yeah. You okay? 841 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,125 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 842 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,929 Oh, one more thing. For sectionals, 843 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,530 don't be afraid to open with a ballad. 844 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,284 Yeah, sure, we got a lot of great dancers now, 845 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,681 but the judges at sectionals always reward the best singers. 846 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,282 So what you gotta do- Mr. Schue, I got this. 847 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,761 [ Sighs ] 848 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,842 Yeah. 849 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,047 [ Sighs ] 850 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,522 Go get 'em. You too. 851 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,924 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 852 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,001 ♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing] 853 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,688 J." I Ends j