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Here's what you missed.
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I needed you around,
and you weren't there.
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Blaine cheated on Kurt, and they broke up.
Rachel and Finn broke up too.
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- Finn has no idea what' he wants
to do with h/Zs I/Te- - We're done.
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Jake has his eye on Marley,
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- which MTIyis really not' happy about'.
- [ Grunts ]
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And Emma's not sure she wants to leave
McKinley to go to Washington with Will.
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Ana' that's what
you missed on Glee.
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[ Power Tools Whirring ]
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Why do I always feel
so at home in a tire shop?
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- That was a joke. - What do you
want? Got a lot of work to do.
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I wanted to check in on you. You've
had a rough couple of months,
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and I thought maybe you could use a friend.
It's not that bad.
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I just embarrassed myself out of
the army, lost Rachel completely,
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and now I'm back in my hometown
working in a tire shop.
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Figure maybe my luck
will change soon,
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and one of the lifts will break,
and I'll get crushed by a car.
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I'm sorry, Artie. I appreciate what
you're doing. You're a great friend.
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I'm just sitting back and looking
at the next 6O years of my life.
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It just sort of makes me want to puke.
But it is what it is.
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Do you remember what I said when I
dedicated that song to you last year?
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That you were
my friend, my hero.
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I'm not gonna let you bury yourself in
self-pity, Finn. You're better than that.
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You know, I've heard that a lot all my life,
Artie. That I'm better than I think I am.
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Well, look around.
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- Maybe I'm not. - You just lost your
confidence because you forgot your place.
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You're a creative person. You
need to find an artistic outlet.
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Come codirect a musical with me.
Grease was your idea.
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I don't know how to
direct a musical, Artie.
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Directing is about having an idea and convincing
everyone around you to make it happen.
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I don't think so.
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Fine. Then I'm not doing it either,
which means there is no musical.
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You can't do that, man. Hold the musical
hostage? That's like terrorism.
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Basically, Olivia Newton-John
is strapped to my chest,
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and unless you codirect with
me, I'm gonna blow her up.
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I'm serious, Finn. Trust me, as
your friend, you need to do this.
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So you can look at the first month of the next
6O years of your life and not want to puke.
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Auditions are tomorrow.
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[School Bell Rings]
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As president and vice president, we can pretty
much decree whichever parts we want, right?
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I'm not sure I'm gonna
do the musical this year.
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I'm not in the right head space
to do a project like Grease.
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Since Kurt and I broke up, I haven't
slept, I've lost my appetite.
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I don't even gel on weekends.
This is pretty serious then.
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Sam, Kurt was my soul mate.
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We talked about spending
the rest of our lives together.
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About retiring in Provinoetown and buying a
lighthouse and starting an artists' colony.
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And now he won't even return my calls.
He won't text me.
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And that Gilmore Girls box set I sent
him was returned to me, unopened.
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He's gone.
Maybe forever.
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Dude, I get it. Except
for the lighthouse part.
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But look, everybody's been there.
You'll get through it.
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♪ Guess mine
is not the first ♪
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♪ Heart broken ♪
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♪ My eyes are not
the 'first to cry ♪
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♪ I'm not
the first to know;
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♪ There's just
no getting over you ♪
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♪ I know I'm just a fool;
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♪ Who's willing ♪
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♪ To s“ around ♪
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♪ And wait for you ♪
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♪ But, baby,
cam you see ♪
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♪ There's nothing else
for me ♪
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'FY0603
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♪ I'm hopelessly devoted
to you ♪
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♪ But now A'
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♪ There's nowhere
to hide ♪
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♪ Since you pushed
my love aside ♪
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♪ I'm out of my head ♪
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♪ Hopelessly devoted
to you ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Hopelessly devoted ♪
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♪ TO YOU
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♪ My head is saying ♪
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♪ Fool, forget him ♪
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♪ My heart is saying ♪
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♪ Don't let go ♪
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♪ Hold on to the end ♪
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♪ That's what
I intend to do ♪
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♪ I'm hopelessly devoted
to you ♪
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♪ But now A'
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♪ There's nowhere to hide ♪
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♪ Since you pushed
my love aside ♪
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♪ I'm out of my head ♪
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♪ Hopelessly devoted ♪
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♪ TO YOU
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♪ Hopelessly devoted ♪
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♪ TO YOU
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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Hopelessly devoted ♪
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♪ TO YOU
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♪ Ooh N'
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[ (flapping ]
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Say something.
Like what?
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I think I speak for both of us
when I say that...
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though you auditioned
with a Sandy song,
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you are the Danny Zuko
of our dreams.
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- Right?
- Yeah, yeah. Totally. You were awesome.
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- Amazing.
- I can't. I'm-
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I'm sorry, I just can't, Finn. I didn't want
to let you down, but Grease is a romance,
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and how can I play any of the
scenes if I have ruined mine?
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I don't think I would be able to
play the truth of Danny Zuko.
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Thank you for letting me
audition, but I-l just can't.
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But wait.
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Is there any part
you think you could play?
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I don't think so.
Maybe- Maybe Teen Angel.
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It's only one scene,
but probably not.
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Wow. I've never seen Blaine
so... Masterpiece Theatre.
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Look, sorry, man. I know you're just
trying to help, but this is a bad idea.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Finn, hold up.
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What was a bad idea?
Me directing.
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I'm not qualified
for any of this, Artie.
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You have to trust
your instincts.
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But also, part of
being a good director...
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is surrounding yourself
with the right people.
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The right choreographer and
the right vocal coach, right?
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It is. Just trust me.
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So I called in some favors,
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and the cavalry
has just arrived.
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Mike ]
What's up, man?
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[ Finn ] How you doin'?
[ Mike] Good.
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[School Bell Rings]
Oh, man.
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School arts programs are going
the way of the dinosaur.
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Even the basics like choir
and band are disappearing.
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No one is disputing that. All I'm saying
is if I go with Will to Washington-
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Our relationship
will only grow!
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This is not just a once-in-a-lifetime
experience for me, but for both of us.
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And I feel that Emma
is dismissing it.
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And I feel like Will just assumes
I'm gonna happily drop everything,
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play the part of
the dutiful 1950s housewife,
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even though we're not
even married yet-
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- She's made this analogy several times.
- And that my job and my life...
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and my dreams are somehow
secondary to that.
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I'm sorry, but am I wrong
for feeling that way?
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Punkins, Bear Bryant once said, “Feelings
aren't right or wrong. They just are.”
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My relationship with Cooter- it was more sour
than Brian Urlacher's compression shorts.
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But that doesn't mean true-blue
sweeties like yourselves...
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aren't gonna have
a flag on the play.
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Take a time-out.
Call an audible.
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It's all about knowing
when to pass and when to punt.
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That's very insightful, but-
Shannon's right.
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Time-out, time-out. Emma, I made a mistake
when I first talked to you about this.
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So let me just rewind
and start from scratch.
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Oh, don't look
like that, Emma.
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Emma, Emma- I love you with
every fiber of my being.
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And no matter
where we go or what we do,
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I want us
to always be together.
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This time, it's Washington. And next
time, it can be anywhere you want to go.
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So, I'm asking my partner-
my equal partner-
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to join me.
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Would you consider it?
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I'll go.
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You- You sure?
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[ Emma sighs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
[ School Bell Rings ]
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We have plenty of girls
auditioning for Sandy,
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but we're gonna have a serious Danny
Zuko problem if Blaine can't do it.
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What are the other options?
Uh, how about Sam?
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He's got his heart set
on Kenickie.
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Uh, “Greased Lightning”
is my cell phone ringtone,
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and I've been knocked out
by a car door before,
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so I was really looking forward to re-creating
the reality of that moment onstage.
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- Joe Hart?
- Won't cut his dreads.
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I look like Erykah Badu.
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- Wait. What about Puck's brother?
Can't he sing? - Not interested.
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Why is it that we can't find one dude
to play the lead in the school play?
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There aren't a lot of dudes
like you.
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Even Mr. Schue had that problem
when he first started Glee Club.
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That's why he went
looking for you.
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[School Bell Rings]
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[Whistle Blows]
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Get 'em up! Get your knees up!
Let's go!
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- Hey, Coach.
- Finn.
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There's no prize
for running the slowest!
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Come on!
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Good-looking bunch of recruits this year.
Idiots on patrol.
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But I'll knock 'em into shape. Heck, I
coached you to a state championship.
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I'm kidding.
You're one of a kind.
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I just wish you
still believed that.
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Thanks, Coach.
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It's just kind of hard to feel
that way about myself right now.
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Give it time. You're going through
the biggest change of your life.
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Guys like you
always find their way.
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You figure you got any guys
like that out here today?
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Searching for some
recruits of my own.
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Need a male lead
for the musical.
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[ Chuckles ]
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What's his story?
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[ Beiste]
Ryder Lynn, sophomore.
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I think he flunked out of his old
school, so they transferred him here.
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Sweet enough kid, but he's a loner
and can't learn a play for his life,
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and if you ask me,
I say he's got a lazy streak.
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Moves good though.
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You want to know the thing about
you that makes you special?
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It's not the singing or the dancing
or the way you threw the ball.
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It's that you
could move people.
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Figure that Ryder kid's got
anything like that in him?
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Mmm, maybe.
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00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,690
If he had the right guy
showing him the way.
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Are you kidding me?
Huddle up!
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Get over there!
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[School Bell Rings]
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- Hey, this is the girls' bathroom.
- I sit when I pee.
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How psyched are you
for Grease auditions?
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I want Sandy... so bad.
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- I'm not auditioning.
- What? Why not?
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You know you'd get a part. I don't
want a part. I want the part- Rizzo.
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00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,883
No offense, Sandra Dee, but Rizzo's
the money role of that show.
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A hot bitch who thinks she's pregnant
and turns out to have a heart of gold.
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It's basically my life story.
But they won't give me the role.
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Everyone sees me in drag as a joke
or a stunt when we're performing.
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But it would feel as weird for me to
play Danny Zuko as it would for you.
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Artie and those guys
know that.
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Just tell them you want
to audition for Rizzo,
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and I'm sure they'll
give you a chance.
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[ Toilet Flushing ] You know,
the casual eavesdropper,
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hearing the feminine
lilt of your voices,
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would just assume you're a couple of
regular gals yappin' away in the crapper.
221
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But then the unmistakable
scent of talcum powder...
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and day-old panty hose
tells a different story.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't McKinley
High's very own Tina Stomach-Turner...
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and her trusty sidekick-
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I'm trying to think of a mean
nickname for you, and I'm blanking.
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But you, Urethra Franklin, you are
a boy, and you are fooling no one.
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You are smuggling more
kielbasa under those gowns...
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than a homesick Polish lady
trying to sneak through customs.
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You can't say things
like that.
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Oh, I think you'll find
I can say anything I want,
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absolutely stunning,
kind-faced, blue-eyed girl.
232
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,410
Now, I know full well
that gender confusion...
233
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,926
is the liberal media's
new darling,
234
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,685
bored with drowning
the nation's airwaves...
235
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,606
with tinny sitcoms so gay that you have to
stretch a dental dam over your television set...
236
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,364
in order to watch them safely.
237
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,968
The Hollywood communists are busy
force-feeding us drag-queen reality shows...
238
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,204
and soft profiles of gender-confused,
hormone-gobbling preteens,
239
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:06,410
who faint at the sight
of their own genitals.
240
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,887
There's no way in hell
you're gonna play Rizzo.
241
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,362
I will not allow you to unleash
a teenage maelstrom...
242
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,006
of gender-bent sexual confusion
at this school,
243
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,242
so you can turn it around
and make it a launch party...
244
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,890
for your very own line
of male girdles...
245
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,167
and brand-new fragrance
called “Nut Whiff.”
246
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,408
We don't care what you say.
247
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,562
We're both auditioning
for that musical.
248
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,367
♪ White knuckles ♪
249
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,011
♪ And sweaty palms from ♪
250
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,889
♪ Hanging on too tight;
251
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,681
♪ Clench of jaw;
252
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,768
♪ We got another ♪
253
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,320
♪ Headache again tonight ♪
254
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,801
♪ Eyes on fire
Eyes on fire ♪
255
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,530
♪ And the burn
from all the tears ♪
256
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,642
♪ I've been crying
I've been crying ♪
257
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,722
♪ I've been dying over you ♪
258
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,802
♪ 'He a knot 'm the rope ♪
259
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,247
♪ Trying to hold
Trying to hold ♪
260
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,124
♪ But there's nothing to grab ♪
261
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,168
_l~Solletg0 ♪
262
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,123
♪ I think
I've finally had enough ♪
263
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,004
♪ I think I maybe
think too much ♪
264
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,923
♪ I think this
might be it for us ♪
265
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,446
♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪
266
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,204
♪ You think I'm
just too serious ♪
267
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,328
♪ I think you're
full of it ♪
268
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,200
♪ My head is spinning
So blow me one last kiss ♪
269
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,601
♪ Just when
it can't get worse ♪
270
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,808
♪ We had a bad day ♪
271
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,609
♪ You've had a bad day;
272
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,603
♪ We've had a bad day;
273
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,882
♪ I think that life's
too short for this ♪
274
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,042
♪ Want back
my ignorance and bliss ♪
275
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,963
♪ I think I've had
enough of this ♪
276
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,042
♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪
277
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,566
♪ Da, da, da-da, da ♪
278
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,928
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
279
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,207
♪ Blow me
one last kiss ♪
280
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,322
♪ I will do what I please ♪
281
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,641
♪ Anything that I want ♪
282
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,245
♪ I will breathe
I will breathe ♪
283
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,527
♪ I won't worry at all ♪
284
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,682
♪ You will pay
for your sins ♪
285
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,728
♪ You'll be sorry,
my dear ♪
286
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,962
♪ All the lies
All the lies ♪
287
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,281
- ♪ Will be crystal clear;
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
288
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,169
♪ I think I've finally
had enough ♪
289
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,368
♪ I think I maybe
think too much ♪
290
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,805
♪ I think this might
be it for us ♪
291
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,326
♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪
292
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,164
♪ You think
I'm just too serious ♪
293
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,208
♪ I think
you're full of it ♪
294
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,089
♪ My head is spinning so ♪
295
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,367
♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪
296
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:24,686
♪ La-la, la-la
Da-da, da-da ♪
297
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,489
♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪
298
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,927
♪ Just when it
can't get worse ♪
299
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,604
♪ We had a bad day ♪
300
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,762
♪ You've had a bad day;
301
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,729
♪ We've had a bad day;
302
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,041
♪ I think that life's
too short for this ♪
303
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,168
♪ Want back
my ignorance and bliss ♪
304
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,004
♪ I think I've had
enough of this ♪
305
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,562
♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪♪
306
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,130
[ Cheering, Applause ]
Yeah! Bravo!
307
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,841
That had more energy than the
last three auditions combined.
308
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,161
Ladies, do you have any preference
for the parts you want to play?
309
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,730
Sandy.
Definitely Sandy.
310
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,370
What about you, Wade?
311
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,721
I would like to play
the role of Rizzo.
312
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,449
[School Bell Rings]
313
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,562
[Girl ] I'll see you a lunch, okay?
[ Girl #2 ] Okay.
314
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,130
[ Girl #3 ]
She'll get mad at me.
315
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,005
[ Finn ]
Hey, Mr. Clippengen
316
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,084
Uh, you got a phone call
in the teachers' lounge.
317
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,242
Why didn't they call my cell?
318
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,645
Hey, what are you doing?
Uh, studying.
319
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,009
In the study hall? I think you're
the first. [ Chuckles ] Uh,
320
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,686
I've gotta work twice as hard as
everyone else to do half as well.
321
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,001
I'm pulling a C-minus average
since I got here,
322
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,923
and if I don't get it
up to a
323
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,562
my parents are gonna make me quit
football, so whatever it takes, you know?
324
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,165
I'm-I'm sorry.
Who-Who are you again?
325
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,447
Uh, Finn's my name.
I graduated last year.
326
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,010
Played football too.
Quarterback.
327
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,091
Oh. Awesome. I also had a C-minus
average in my sophomore year,
328
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,804
but I graduated
with a B-plus.
329
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,969
Are you serious? How did you do that?
Glee Club.
330
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,085
Learning the music and the choreography,
it just opened up my brain somehow.
331
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,925
I'm not joining the Glee Club.
I mean, I hear it's fun,
332
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,970
but I've got too much
on my plate already.
333
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,611
Start slow then. Come try
out for the musical.
334
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,808
Who knows? Maybe it could be
like one of those gateway drugs.
335
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,042
- I don't sing.
- Prove it.
336
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,442
Auditions are at 4:00 in the auditorium.
See you then.
337
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,489
[School Bell Rings]
338
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,525
[ Sighs ]
Another one?
339
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,001
I don't understand.
All I do is study.
340
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,726
I haven't even seen Dark K n/Qgh!
Rises yet. Oh, it was good.
341
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,122
Bane was a little hard
to understand, but so evil.
342
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,361
A director's job is to make choices.
You have to pick one.
343
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,602
L-I don't know anything
about jukeboxes, Artie.
344
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,048
Well, that one is a Zodiac jukebox.
This is a VVurlitzer Bubbler-
345
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,964
A knockoff, I'd imagine, because an
original goes for around 40 grand-
346
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,247
and that one is a Seeburg-
you may recognize it...
347
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,560
from the opening credits
of Happy Days.
348
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,967
Oh! HappyDays is a show
from the '50s,
349
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,963
and so is Grease, so we
should use this one, right?
350
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,964
No, that's the exact one we shouldn't use.
It's cliché.
351
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,122
I say we go with the Zodiac.
352
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,522
But we're gonna have to change the records in it.
It's filled with classic rock from the '80s.
353
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,441
Hey.
354
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,760
Hey!
355
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,842
Auditions aren't
till 4:00, but-
356
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,242
I just want to make sure I'm doing
everything I can to make my grades,
357
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,403
and if I'm dumb, then so be it, but I
want to be sure I didn't miss anything.
358
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,608
Great. So you
want to audition then.
359
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,409
As long as I don't have to sing.
[ Chuckles ]
360
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,081
You know, I, uh-
I used to be just like you.
361
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,562
I didn't think that I could
do it either, but then...
362
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,125
I just did n.
363
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,443
No thinking. I- I just
started singing and-
364
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,531
it just started coming out
of me and it felt awesome.
365
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,728
- Like a really good poop.
- [Chuckles]
366
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,561
Bet you're
a classic rock guy, right?
367
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,961
Follow my lead.
368
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,883
♪ Standing in the rain ♪
369
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,328
♪ With his head hung low;
370
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,085
♪ Couldn't get a ticket;
371
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,640
♪ It was a sold-out show;
372
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,291
♪ Heard the roar
of the crowd ♪
373
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,647
♪ He could picture
the scene ♪
374
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,769
♪ Put his ear to the wall ♪
375
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,161
♪ Then like a distant scream ♪
376
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,971
♪ He heard one guitar;
377
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,281
♪ Just blew him away;
378
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,409
♪ He saw stars in his eyes ♪
379
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,046
♪ And the very next day ♪
380
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,407
♪ Bought a beat-up
six string ♪
381
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,450
♪ In a secondhand store ♪
382
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,841
♪ Didn't know how to play it;
383
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,526
♪ But he Knew for sure ♪
384
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,206
♪ That one guitar;
385
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,090
♪ Felt good in his hands ♪
386
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,686
♪ It didn't take long ♪
387
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,286
♪ To understand ♪
388
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,523
♪ So he started rockin' ♪
389
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,921
♪ Ain't never gonna stop ♪
390
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,321
♪ Gotta keep on rockin' ♪
391
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,609
♪ Someday he's gonna
make it to the top ♪
392
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,365
♪ And be a jukebox hero ♪
393
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,284
♪ Got stars in his eyes ♪
394
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,931
♪ He's a jukebox hero ♪
395
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,444
♪ Yeah, jukebox hero ♪
396
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,124
- [ Screaming ]
- ♪ Ch, Oh-oh ♪
397
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,288
♪ With that one guitar;
398
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,364
♪ He'll come alive ♪
399
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,010
♪ Come alive tonight;
400
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,487
[Audience Screaming, Cheering ]
401
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,081
♪ Yeah, he's gotta
keep a-rockin' ♪
402
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,321
♪ He just can't stop ♪
403
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,401
♪ He just
can't stop ♪
404
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,926
♪ Gotta keep on rockin' ♪
405
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,970
♪ That boy has got to
stay on top ♪
406
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,249
♪ He's gonna be
a jukebox hero ♪
407
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,482
♪ Got stars in his eyes ♪
408
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:59,249
♪ Yeah, he's just
a jukebox hero ♪
409
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,489
♪ Jukebox hero ♪
410
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,404
♪ Jukebox hero ♪
411
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,927
♪ He's got stars
in his eyes ♪
412
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,365
♪ Stars ♪
413
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:16,924
♪ In his eyes ♪♪
414
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,321
[ Cheering, Fades ]
415
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,483
[ Panting ]
416
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,962
Man, that was awesome.
So what do you think?
417
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,724
Should I audition?
418
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,768
Dude, you just did.
419
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,891
[ Chuckles ]
420
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,320
[ Chuckles ]
421
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,767
[School Bell Rings]
422
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,320
Hi. I'm Ryder Lynn.
423
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,882
I know. I saw you in the
football game on Saturday.
424
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,440
Your end zone dances
are awesome.
425
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,131
Ah.
I'm Marley.
426
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,363
I know. I know.
Uh, your mom rules.
427
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,761
She always sneaks me extra
meatballs on spaghetti day.
428
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,046
Really?
Uh-huh.
429
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,845
[ Both Laughing ] Wow, she
must really like you.
430
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,288
Uh, Finn Hudson told me that you were
probably gonna play Sandy in the school play.
431
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,250
I thought if we were gonna be
working together, I should say hi.
432
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,731
I think they want me
to play Danny.
433
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,280
What's that cologne you're
wearing, “Jealousy By You”?
434
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,885
Uh, what am I jealous of?
435
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,167
Oh, just your girlfriend talking
to the hottest guy at McKinley...
436
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,368
who also happens to be
a star football player...
437
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,091
with yummy, old-school
Justin Bieber hair.
438
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,051
She's not my girlfriend. And
who wants Justin Bieber hair?
439
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,730
Half-black guys
who can't grow it.
440
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,167
Sorry. But you had that coming
since you broke up with me.
441
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,049
And nobody breaks up
with me.
442
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,403
Which is why I've been telling people I dumped
you because you have a gross third nipple.
443
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,289
Now if you'll excuse me.
444
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,604
Hey, Ryder.
Hey, Mona.
445
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,604
It's Marley. Oh, right, Marley.
Like the dead dog movie?
446
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,360
I heard you killed
your Grease audition.
447
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,728
And I know you're excited about the prospect
of playing Sandy because everyone knows...
448
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,326
poor people don't have many opportunities
to actually enjoy anything,
449
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,523
which is why it's gonna be such a
bummer when I take the part from you.
450
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,369
You're auditioning?
I am.
451
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,966
By the way, Ryder, you should
know about this one's gene pool.
452
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,202
She's only got a month or two
before she starts ballooning...
453
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,169
to her natural weight
of 5,000 pounds...
454
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,447
and starts writing her memoir-
Fifty Shades of Gra vy.
455
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,409
Wow. You're kind of a bitch.
What'd she ever do to you?
456
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,881
Besides trying to steal away
my three-nippled ex-boyfriend?
457
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,050
You cast yourself as the poor, little
simply “adork-able” nice girl.
458
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,727
But I know, and you know, and sweet
baby Jesus in the manger knows...
459
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,447
what you really are-
a scheming little kiss-ass.
460
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,126
I'm single, by the way.
461
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,485
Sign me up too.
462
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,006
I thought you were too cool
for the school play.
463
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,242
Well, someone's got to keep you
from killing Marley.
464
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,442
And keep Marley from
fornicating Ryder.
465
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,807
I'm not as dumb
as you look, Puckerman.
466
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,367
I have the perfect
audition song for us.
467
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,561
Us?
468
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,365
JAhJ
£AhJ
469
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,249
iAh ♪
470
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,446
[ Clears Throat]
471
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,251
♪ Hey, baby,
won t you look my way? ♪
472
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,450
♪ I could be
your new addiction ♪
473
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,204
♪ Hey, baby,
Wm“ YOU gotta say'? ♪
474
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,363
♪ All you're giving me
is fiction ♪
475
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:19,449
♪ I'm a sorry sucker And
this happens all the time ♪
476
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,166
♪ I found out
that everybody talks ♪
477
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,720
♪ Everybody talks
Everybody talks ♪
478
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,565
♪ It started
with a whisper;
479
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,883
♪ And that was
when I kissed her;
480
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,407
♪ And then she made
my lips hurt;
481
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,562
♪ I can hear the chitchat;
482
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,803
♪ Take me to
your love shack ♪
483
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,009
♪ Mama's always
gotta backtrack ♪
484
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,290
♪ When everybody
talks back ♪
485
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,840
♪ Hey, honey,
you could be my drug ♪
486
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,208
♪ You could be
my new prescription ♪
487
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,727
♪ Too much can
be an overdose ♪
488
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,644
- ♪ All this trash talk make
me itchin' ♪ - [ Cheering ]
489
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,926
♪ Oh, my, my, dear;
490
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,480
♪ Everybody talks
Everybody talks ♪
491
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,562
♪ Everybody talks too much ♪
492
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,564
♪ It started with a whisper;
493
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,769
♪ And that was
when I kissed her;
494
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,003
♪ And then she made
my lips hurt;
495
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,970
♪ I can hear the chitchat;
496
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,520
♪ Take me to
your love shack ♪
497
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,843
♪ Mama's always
gotta backtrack ♪
498
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,323
♪ When everybody
talks back ♪
499
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:34,169
♪ Everybody talks
Everybody talks ♪
500
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:39,087
♪ Everybody talks
Everybody talks back ♪
501
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,846
- ♪ It started with a whisper; - ♪
Everybody talks Everybody talks ♪
502
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,206
♪ And that was when
I kissed her;
503
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,931
♪ Everybody talks
Everybody talks ♪
504
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:52,370
♪ Everybody talks
Everybody talks back ♪
505
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,403
♪ UmJJ' [Mike] Oh!
506
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,050
[Cheering ]
507
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,531
Oh!
Whoo!
508
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,331
Whoo!
[School Bell Rings]
509
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,649
Okay, we need to do that thing
where we call people back.
510
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,570
What's that called?
[ Both ] Callbacks.
511
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,406
I don't know. I feel like Kitty has the inside
track on Sandy. Sandy can't be a brunette.
512
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,891
Oh, like Maria
couldn't be black?
513
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,644
That was a year ago,
Mercedes. Let it go.
514
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,850
Okay, so we call back all the Sandys
and the Dannys. What about the rest?
515
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,048
Brittany for Cha Cha.
She's the best dancer.
516
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,724
You know, Tina would
make a great Jan.
517
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,245
It's too bad
she won't audition...
518
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,641
because she refuses to be
in the same room with Mike.
519
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,404
Okay, what about Rizzo?
520
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,525
Now, I know it's way outside of the
box, but I like Unique for it.
521
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,171
- He wants it so badly.
- He's the best singer too.
522
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,045
So, we cast a brunette
as Sandy and a guy as Rizzo.
523
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,088
Who's directing this,
Julie Taymor?
524
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,407
Think about how cool it would be
to do something really different.
525
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,848
Though I don't agree with your
choices, I appreciate your passion.
526
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,446
It's nice to have
the old Finn back.
527
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,045
[ Sue ]
Finn Hudson?
528
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,043
Principal Figgins's
office now.
529
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,681
- Now, fatty!
- [School Bell Rings]
530
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,529
The twin idiots
seated before you...
531
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,763
are poised to cast the “she-male
fabulous” Unique Adams...
532
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,251
as Rizzo in Grease-
533
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,766
the already overly
sexualized minstrel show...
534
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,761
featuring teen pregnancy and the ridiculously
unnecessary lubrication of lightning.
535
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,286
If they succeed, they
will set a legal precedent...
536
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,880
that will clear the way for
Unique to become a Cheerio...
537
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,443
in the very year that I am set to notch
my 1 ,OOOth tournament victory...
538
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,490
and become the winningest coach
in cheerleading history.
539
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,882
- Wait. When did Unique say he wanted to
be a Cheerio? - Sue, I don't understand.
540
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,488
Unique Adams is nothing more than
an attractive, buxom young woman...
541
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,086
who's got it going on
in all the right places.
542
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,085
- She's a brick house, Sue! - Uh, Principal
Figgins, Sue's right about that.
543
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,049
Unique is definitely a guy.
544
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,691
- VVhat?
- I don't see what the big deal is.
545
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,161
If Unique identifies as a girl
and dresses as a girl,
546
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,810
she should be allowed
to play one onstage.
547
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,281
Cross-gendered casting
is as old as theater itself.
548
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,125
In Shakespeare's time, all the
female roles were played by men.
549
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,441
- There's no way that's true.
- In the last few years,
550
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,410
McKinley's become the kind of place
where all kinds of outcasts...
551
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,528
can feel free
to follow their dreams.
552
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,410
I don't think that should change just
because Coach Sylvester's a bigot.
553
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,847
You know, I'd think twice
about calling someone a bigot...
554
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,764
who's had gay Cheerios, both
male and female, on her squad...
555
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,127
and who resigned her post
as principal in protest...
556
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,767
because this school wasn't doing enough to
protect a gay student from being bullied!
557
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,683
But you do have a point there,
Mashed Potato Pants.
558
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,685
We've become somewhat of a progressive
bubble here at McKinley High,
559
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,121
and I think that's due to the fact
that the Glee Club is being run...
560
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,046
by a strange, weepy man-child who has
lotion in his hair but no adult friends.
561
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,804
We live in Ohio.
562
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:31,522
And if you choose to cast Rizzo with a
naive, gender-confused boy in a dress,
563
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,251
I guarantee you someone...
564
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,244
is going to raise a very
public stink about it,
565
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,930
and I don't think
that's fair.
566
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,527
Don't put this kid in danger because
you want to make some grand gesture...
567
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,250
about how
open-minded you are.
568
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:49,531
William, I spent the last year
stifling my natural hatred for you...
569
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,080
in helping you win a glee club
national championship.
570
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,721
Now is your moment to pay me back by
putting a stop to this so I don't have to.
571
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,450
It's not my call, Sue.
572
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,091
Finn and Artie are running the musical
this year, and I trust them implicitly.
573
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,085
Enough! With all due respect,
this is none of your business.
574
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,447
I'm the director.
It's my decision.
575
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,761
William, maybe you need
to remind Chubby-Wan-Kenobi...
576
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,764
of the daily nightmare that
is borne of being my enemy.
577
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,721
You can't threaten me, Sue. I've already
lost my girlfriend, my future, my pride.
578
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,407
I've nothing more to lose. I'm casting
Unique, and that's all there is to it.
579
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,087
And you know, I thought that you would
have known more about being an underdog...
580
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,370
after you helped us win nationals
and had a retarded baby, but you-
581
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,690
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
582
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,367
That- That was the wrong word
to use. I apologize.
583
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,887
[ Sighs ]
584
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,361
[School Bell Rings]
585
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,204
[School Bell Rings]
What's up, Red?
586
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,806
You look more crooked
than Joe Theismann's leg.
587
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,690
It's just these places that the Realtor in
Washington sent us. They all have carpeting.
588
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,043
- You know how many germs, bugs and fluids
live in carpeting? - Call Stanley Steemer.
589
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,091
Cleaned carpets that aren't dried
properly can create Kawasaki syndrome.
590
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,687
You know what the worst thing
you can do in a relationship is?
591
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,730
Besides hitting,
of course? Lie.
592
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,041
You don't want to go
with Will to Washington.
593
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,043
I saw it in your face
when you told him you would.
594
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,771
I have reservations. That is
much different from lying.
595
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,205
You know what they say
about reservations?
596
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,521
They won't seat you
till the whole party's there.
597
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,968
Dishonesty eats away at a marriage. You
have to tell him you don't want to go.
598
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,408
I can't. I can't get in the way of
his dreams. That's what Terri did.
599
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,960
Punkin, VVill loves you like a
farmer loves his blue-ribbon pig.
600
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,929
He'll understand.
601
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,482
I'm going.
It's decided.
602
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,962
Then you better find something to get
excited about doing down there besides him.
603
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,489
You know I love VVill, but I think you've spent
so much time working on being his girl...
604
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,006
that you forgot that
the reason he's so into you...
605
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,885
is because of all the things
you are besides that.
606
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,526
[ School Bell Rings ] I've been
trying to see you since I got here,
607
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,682
but every time I get
near you, you disappear.
608
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,963
I was fine with our breakup.
Out of sight, out of mind.
609
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,644
But maybe you could
have called and asked...
610
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,121
if I could handle you
choreographing the school musical!
611
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,089
I'm sorry.
Artie called me.
612
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,731
It seemed like a fun idea.
I didn't think you'd be upset.
613
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,280
Neither did I!
614
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,562
I know this is weird.
It's weird for me too.
615
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,722
But if that's what's stopping you
from auditioning for Grease,
616
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,643
then we have to
make this not weird.
617
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,491
There are still some good parts left.
I'm sorry. I can't.
618
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,291
We could use you.
You're so talented.
619
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,330
I'm sorry. You're gonna have
to survive without my talent.
620
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,608
[ Sighs ]
621
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,251
All right! You guys
killed your auditions,
622
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,769
but there can only be one Sandy
and there can only be one Danny.
623
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,411
The heart of Grease
is the Danny-Sandy romance.
624
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,970
This callback is all
about the chemistry.
625
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,283
We want to see how well you play
off each other. ls there heat?
626
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,931
[ Finn ] VVe also want to see how
you sing and dance '50s-style.
627
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,128
That's why we gave you the
audition song ahead of time.
628
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,851
L don't really
read music, so-
629
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,241
It's okay. Mercedes and
I will get you started.
630
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,728
Start away. Everyone knows
Kitty Cat's gonna finish it.
631
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,406
Oh, you have a lot
of attitude, little girl.
632
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,723
Let's see if you have the
stuff to back it up. Hit it.
633
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,449
♪ Before I was born
late one night;
634
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:34,162
♪ My papa said
everything's all right ♪
635
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,130
♪ The doctor paid
My mama laid down ♪
636
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,807
♪ With her stomach
bouncing all around ♪
637
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,486
♪ 'Cause the bebop stork
was about to arrive ♪
638
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,050
♪ Mama gave birth
to a hand-jive ♪
639
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,690
♪ I could barely walk
when I milked a cow;
640
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,842
♪ When I was three
I pushed a plow;
641
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,490
Gentlemen?
642
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,326
♪ While chopping wood
I moved my legs ♪
643
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,847
♪ And they saw me dancing
when I gathered eggs ♪
644
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,843
♪ The townsfolk clapped
I was only five ♪
645
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,601
♪ Outdance 'em all
He was born to hand-jive ♪
646
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,804
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
647
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,325
- Break it up. Break it up.
- ♪ Everybody;
648
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:31,891
♪ Born to hand-jive, baby;
649
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,004
♪ How low can you go? ♪
650
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,366
♪ How low
can you go? ♪
651
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,727
♪ How low can you go? ♪
652
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,081
♪ How low
can you go? ♪
653
00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:00,371
♪ Higher;
654
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,920
♪ And higher, yeah ♪
655
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,049
♪ Now can you
hand-jive, baby? ♪
656
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,691
♪ Oh, can you
hand-jive, baby? ♪
657
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,444
♪ BabY ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
658
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,410
N!' Can you hand-jive, baby? ♪
n!' Can you hand-jive? ♪
659
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,371
♪ Oh, can you
hand-jive, baby? ♪
660
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,044
'J' Oh, yeah;
'J' Oh, yeah;
661
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,924
'J' Oh, yeah;
w“ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
662
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,490
'J' Oh, yeah;
'J' Oh, yeah;
663
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,211
♪ Born to hand-jive
Oh, yeah ♪♪
664
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,009
You did good.
[Whooping, Laughing ]
665
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,441
[School Bell Rings]
666
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,371
Hey.
667
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,283
I came to talk
to you about the play.
668
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,728
[ Sighs ] I get it. I heard about
Coach Sylvestefs meltdown.
669
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,850
I want to offer you the part.
670
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,168
But what about
Coach Sue?
671
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,409
Well, Coach Sue isn't
directing the play. I am.
672
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,529
So now all you got to worry
about is getting a curly wig...
673
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,841
and learning the words to “There
Are Worse Things I Could Do.”
674
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,002
And I'll take care
of Coach Sue...
675
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,560
or anybody else who
might try and stop us.
676
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,246
Unique knows the song
and has the wig.
677
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,890
Good.
678
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,845
You okay?
679
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:23,960
I don't feel right in the men's locker
room, but I can't go into the girls'.
680
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,281
And I don't feel right
in men's clothing,
681
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,204
but I can't wear
dresses every day.
682
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,045
It sucks to never
know your place.
683
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,884
It's just nice,
for once,
684
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,928
to feel like
I've found one.
685
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,405
Yeah, it is.
686
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,008
Well, uh-
[ Sniffles ]
687
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,289
Before I post the cast list, I just need
to know that you're ready for this.
688
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,249
'Cause there's gonna be
a lot of heat on you,
689
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,971
and like I said, I can shield
you from some of it, but...
690
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,249
at the end of the day, you're gonna
be the one out on that stage.
691
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,765
Dreams aren't free.
692
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,287
All right, all right.
693
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,649
[ Sighs ]
694
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,485
[ Laughing 1
695
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,163
Patty Simcox?
696
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,128
Patty Simcox?
697
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,850
Who the hell
is Patty Simcox?
698
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,368
I don't understand. I prayed
really hard about this.
699
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,171
Maybe God didn't hear you because he
was busy helping people with cancer.
700
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,083
Shut it, Avatar.
701
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,367
This is all your fault.
You screwed up “Hand Jive.”
702
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,642
No, I didn't.
We were both great.
703
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,722
It just didn't work out.
704
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,802
I've been hearing that
a lot lately from you.
705
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,161
Oh. One little thing,
Honey Boo Boo.
706
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,924
I know a good, hot meal
is hard to resist,
707
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,401
especially when you're on
the free-lunch program,
708
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,609
but remember, the stage always
adds at least 10 pounds.
709
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,205
In your case,
closer to 90.
710
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,123
So when you and your mom,
Strawberry Hugecake,
711
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,123
are Dumpster diving
for your costume,
712
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,680
keep on picking till you
find something slimming.
713
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,280
Like a black Hefty bag.
714
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,727
Kitty, my baby
needs to be fed.
715
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,565
[ Inhales]
716
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,567
Oh, dear.
717
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,281
[ Sighs ]
718
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,402
Emma, wow.
[ Chuckles ]
719
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,369
Did I forget it's
one of our anniversaries?
720
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,171
- What? No.
- [ Sighs ]
721
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,810
Your parents aren't here,
are they?
722
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,405
No, no.
I just thought I would, um,
723
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,443
challenge myself with a few new
recipes, that's all. [ Dings ]
724
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,449
Okay. How many new recipes?
725
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,528
Uh, two or three.
Or seven. Sorry.
726
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,161
If you want, in just a couple minutes, they'll
be ready. Just let 'em cool for a second.
727
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,891
Um, yeah,
I just got home early,
728
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,724
and I, uh, came across
these cookbooks...
729
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,802
my mom got me
when I got married to Carl.
730
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,962
And I thought, you know what?
I've never tried these.
731
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,287
Emma? Emma. I do that
sometimes, and it's not fair.
732
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,609
Sometimes I need to try-
Emma. Emma, stop.
733
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,081
Just... whatever it is,
734
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,003
just say it.
735
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,561
I don't want to go to
Washington with you.
736
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,283
Um, could you sit down?
737
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,129
Just hear me out.
738
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,728
- [ Clears Throat]
- For the past three years,
739
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,531
all I've wanted
was to be your wife.
740
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,762
But then when I really
stop to think about that,
741
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,446
I have no idea what that
means to me, to be a wife.
742
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,330
You know? I, um- I know
what it meant to my mom.
743
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,006
It meant, you know, having supper
on the table when my dad got home.
744
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,645
It meant lots of
“Whatever you say, dears.”
745
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,371
It was heroic doses of
Klonopin and chardonnay and-
746
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,608
That's not the wife I want.
I know.
747
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,603
I love you.
748
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,728
I love you,
but I love my job.
749
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,161
I love my kids.
I love helping my kids.
750
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,004
I love that you
love your job, and I-
751
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:15,005
I am so incredibly excited for this
job opportunity for you. I really am.
752
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,210
But I am terrified that if I go
with you, I'm gonna resent you.
753
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,363
And then I'm gonna pull away.
I would rather be here,
754
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,244
far from you
but feeling really close,
755
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,688
rather than close to you
but feeling really far away.
756
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,404
Are you upset?
757
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,482
No.
758
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,565
I mean, do I like the idea of not waking
up next to you every day for a few months?
759
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,130
Of course not.
760
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,168
But you're right.
761
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,447
We've spent so much time talking
about getting married...
762
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,401
and no time talking about what being a
husband and wife really means to us.
763
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,488
What does it mean to you?
764
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,801
Trust.
765
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,680
Having a partner I know will
always be honest with me.
766
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,525
Who I know I will
always be honest with.
767
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,045
What about you?
768
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,487
Someone to accept me.
769
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,925
All of me.
770
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,004
Someone who I accept and adore.
771
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,811
Neither of us said someone
who is with me every minute...
772
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,247
or compromises
their dreams for mine.
773
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,810
No.
774
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,770
So... then
I guess we're okay.
775
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,762
Um, we will
switch off weekends.
776
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,087
I'll come up or you'll come down.
And then I will come home,
777
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,766
and then we will
finally get married.
778
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,082
[ School Bell Rings ]
779
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,685
How you doing, buddy?
780
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,321
Yeah. Good. But how am I supposed
to make a car fly onstage...
781
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,970
in the auditorium?
782
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,850
[Laughs] You're really throwing
yourself into the musical, huh?
783
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,208
I guess they're wrong when they
say you can't go home again.
784
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,680
Well, it's not about being
back in high school again.
785
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,969
I'm not interested in that.
I guess it's just-
786
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,725
It's nice helping other people's
dreams come true.
787
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,121
It's called
being a teacher.
788
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,765
I'm really gonna miss it.
789
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,685
Wait, what do you mean?
790
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,888
I'm leaving.
791
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,531
Not-Not for good,
but for a few months.
792
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,002
I'm going to Washington to fight to
keep the arts alive in our schools.
793
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,889
I figure if I don't
take a stand now,
794
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,769
there won't be auditoriums
left to fly cars in.
795
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,731
But, Mr. Schue, you can't just leave the
Glee Club like that, with no one in charge.
796
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,848
- They need you.
- [ Sighs ]
797
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,604
No, they need a leader.
798
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,728
Someone with vision,
who believes in them.
799
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,564
Someone who understands
how to win,
800
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,884
but also understands that winning is not
more important than doing the right thing,
801
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,564
or taking care
of each other.
802
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,007
Someone who's really good at
making kids' dreams come true.
803
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:45,091
I spoke to Principal Figgins about it, and
since Glee Club is not an actual class,
804
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,606
we don't need a certified
teacher to run it.
805
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,205
We just need an adult.
806
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,770
Mr. Schue, I'm not an adult.
807
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,680
First of all, I think maybe it's
time you start calling me VVill.
808
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,928
And second, I saw how
you stood up to Sue.
809
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,764
How you went out
and found Ryder.
810
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,330
You're ready.
811
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,721
And if you're willing,
I can promise you that...
812
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,245
there's no greater
joy in the world...
813
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,563
than helping a young boy
like you turn into a man.
814
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,529
It's three months.
815
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,602
So will you do it?
816
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,569
Will you take over
the Glee Club?
817
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,288
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
818
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,321
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing]
819
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,689
J." I Ends j