1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,286 Here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,169 Kurt's in New York where he's rooming with Rachel... 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,765 and planning to interview for Vogue.com. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,808 Rachel's friend Brody totally wants to date her, 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,924 but she's still confused about Finn, and Finn's still in the army and nobody's heard from him. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,684 Glee! Back at McKinley, 7 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,171 Mr. Schue's flying to repeat a win at nationals... 8 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,685 by repeating assignments from last year. 9 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,762 - Are we doing Britney Week again? - That's great. 10 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,569 And Sam's new blond besties with Brittany, 11 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,369 who didn't graduate and thinks she's still president, 12 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,090 e van though all she accomplished last' year was a dinosaur prom. 13 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,491 That's what you missed on Glee. 14 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,043 ♪♪ [ Light Rock ] 15 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,522 f Blaine Thinking ] All right', Blaine Anderson, time to change things up. 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,523 Last year was all about letting the seniors shine. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,491 But this year... it's your turn. 18 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,601 ♪ Welcome to your life ♪ 19 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:52,607 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 20 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,730 ♪ Even while we sleep ♪ 21 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,802 ♪ We will find you ♪ 22 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,010 ♪ Acting on your best behavior; 23 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:07,324 ♪ Tum your back on Mother Nature ♪ 24 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:12,122 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 25 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,441 ♪ There's a room where the light ♪ 26 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,488 ♪ Won't find you ♪ 27 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,884 ♪ Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down ♪ 28 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:24,931 ♪ When they do, I'll be right behind you ♪ 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,244 ♪ So glad we've almost made it ♪ 30 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,881 ♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪ 31 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:40,287 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 32 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,091 [ Blaine Narrating ] Of course, part of the reason I'm doing all these extracurriculars... 33 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,447 is to fill my days now that Kurt's in New York. 34 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,761 We talk and Skype and text as much as possible, 35 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,330 but the only time we're really in sync... 36 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,368 is when we're hate-watching Treme together. 37 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,966 These songs go on forever, and why isn't there more zydeco? 38 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:58,841 ♪ I can't stand this indecision ♪ 39 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:02,811 ♪ Married with a lack of vision ♪ 40 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:07,363 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the- ♪ 41 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:11,804 ♪ Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it; 42 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,930 ♪ One headline Why believe it? ♪ 43 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,962 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪♪ 44 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,600 J." I Ends j 45 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,682 What do you think you're doing, Blaine Warbler? 46 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,404 I'm running for president. 47 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:47,331 [ Kurt] I've spent the entire weekend trying to choose the absolute perfect outfit... 48 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,721 because I've snagged an interview at- 49 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,881 drumroll, please- 50 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,882 Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel. 51 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,724 Vogue.com. 52 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,007 Yes, it's just for an internship, 53 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,890 but I haven't been this nervous since I auditioned for NYADA, 54 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,281 and we all know how that turned out. 55 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,522 I'm meeting with the new senior editor... 56 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,251 and designer extraordinaire, Isabelle Wright. 57 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,049 And her stellar reputation precedes her. 58 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,531 She's a style maverick. 59 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,046 She double-majored in fashion design and dead romance languages. 60 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,565 - An iconoclast. - Rumor has it... 61 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,881 she gave Steve Jobs his first black turtleneck. 62 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,325 She's Vogue is rogue. 63 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,846 Ms. Wright will see you now. 64 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,924 [ Knocking ] 65 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,842 Hello? 66 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,206 Columbus. 67 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,886 - Excuse me? - You're from Lima. I'm from Columbus. 68 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,329 And actually, I once got food poisoning in Lima at some Italian place. 69 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,487 It was Bread- 70 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,130 - Stix? - Breadstix, yes. 71 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,406 I can't believe you ate at Breadstix. 72 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,290 Well, I wish I hadn't. Isabelle Wright. 73 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,926 Kurt Hummel. So, Mr. Hummel, 74 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,607 I have to tell you, I am very impressed with your online résumé, 75 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,526 especially this gallery of you... 76 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,968 and your rather bold clothing choices. 77 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,765 Where did you find all this? Well, I-l made most of them, 78 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,882 and searched the Internet for bargains. 79 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,362 And, uh, that half-sweater there at the bottom, 80 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,046 that belonged to my dead aunt, and I found it in her attic. 81 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:10,330 And the embroidered calico vest was actually inspired by one of your designs. 82 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,846 Oh, yes, 83 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,843 my quilted microskirt collection. 84 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,924 It was an epic fail. 85 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,082 But like you said in Vanity Fair; 86 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,050 “I don't trust anyone who hasn't failed big at least once.” 87 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,884 Have a seat. 88 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,487 So, I'm just gonna ask you a couple of routine questions I ask all potential hires. 89 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,050 Who are your fashion icons? 90 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,121 Audrey Hepburn, 91 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,326 Michelle Obama, 92 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,970 and not to kiss up or anything, 93 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,644 but... you. 94 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,131 [ Chuckles ] 95 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,680 And have you done any writing on fashion? 96 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,121 Self-journaling, mostly. 97 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:49,408 I did weekly updates and, um, blogs on Project Runway since season one, and- 98 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,562 Wave your magic wand, where would you be in four years? 99 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,803 Working here part-time, 100 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,929 graduating from NYADA and,uh, 101 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,570 starting my first Broadway show. 102 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,210 I know that sounds presumptuous. 103 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,685 No. 104 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,650 Frankly, you should be more presumptuous, you know. 105 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,802 This is New York. It's for dreamers. 106 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,121 It's for people like you, who are just starting out, 107 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,680 and people like me who... 108 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,161 very much want to reinvent themselves. 109 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,811 No, you should dream. You should dream very, very big. 110 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,649 And then you should work incredibly hard... 111 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,122 and make sure you do everything in your power to make it happen. 112 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,010 Look, Anna hired me because she said... 113 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,084 that the Web sites that I designed for my collections were inspired. 114 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:34,041 So neither myself nor my team can let her down. 115 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,645 And that includes you. 116 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,961 - Me? - Well, listen, my friend, 117 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:43,729 anybody who can pull off a hippo brooch deserves to be here. 118 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,280 So welcome to Vogue.com. 119 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,930 Thank you. Thank you so- 120 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,001 You're very welcome. 121 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,446 Oh, you're very welcome. [ Chuckles ] 122 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,204 It's okay. it's okay. 123 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,244 That should come with a warning. Oh, it did. 124 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,683 Psst, Artie, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah. 125 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,683 Okay, so I'm running for senior class president again, 126 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,524 and I want you to be my V.P. 127 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,967 Being vice presidential pick of McKinley High's first two-term president... 128 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,610 would look really good on your college resume. 129 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,210 I have a 4.0 G.P.A., 130 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,203 and I scored a 210 on my practice S.A.T., 131 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,725 and I was the only handi-capable member... 132 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,290 of a national championship glee club. 133 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,283 I'm not really worried about getting into college. 134 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,408 I know how people like you are afraid of the spotlight sometimes, 135 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,363 but did you know that Franklin Roosevelt was part robot too, 136 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,761 and he's on Mount Rushmore? No, he isn't. 137 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,241 And I'm just gonna say it again, 138 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,044 I'm not part robot. 139 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,441 I realize that I didn't do much as president last year, 140 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,329 and if you help me win again this year, 141 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,368 I promise to do exactly the same thing, which means... 142 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,284 I'll be president, and you can make all the boring decisions. 143 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,647 So I could be Cheney to your Bush. 144 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,051 I'd rather be landing strip. 145 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,202 I mean, it's no secret that a woman loves a man in power, 146 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,611 and don't take this personally, 147 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,081 but before I graduate, I would like to have a relationship... 148 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,525 that lasts longer than a couple weeks. 149 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,761 Why would I take that personally? 150 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,006 You and I dated. We did? 151 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,401 Look, you've got yourself a deal. 152 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,921 Cool. [School Bell Rings] 153 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,002 Okay, as you all know, as national champions, 154 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,606 we get to host the annual Show Choir Rules Committee meeting. 155 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,802 Please tell me you're gonna ask what one-third vintage meant last year? 156 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,611 Or, like, why some teams get to sing six songs and other ones only do one? 157 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,125 [Jake] Speaking of competitions, 158 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,884 shouldn't we start, like, preparing for ours? 159 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,681 I have some ideas which I am working on very hard. 160 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,243 Um- 161 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,802 Well, I don't really want to give anything away right now- 162 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,848 [ Thinking] I have no ideas. I'm tapped out. 163 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,964 I spent all last weekend trying to think of something for us to perform, 164 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,965 and all I came up with was a scat version of Carmina Burana. 165 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,048 Excuse me. Yes, go ahead. 166 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,010 I'm not sure if what you were saying was actually important, 'cause I wasn't listening, 167 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,923 but I'd like to make an announcement. 168 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,123 First, I'd like to know if anyone can prove that Blaine was actually born in this country. 169 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,565 Second, 170 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,130 I'm wrapping up the election... 171 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,804 by selecting Artie as my running mate. 172 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,405 Ah! All right. 173 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,881 I think by bridging the human/robot divide, 174 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,361 we'll ensure that both students and vending machines will be voting for us. 175 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,011 - Still not a robot. - That's not fair. This isn't a popularity contest. 176 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,605 It's about who's got the best ideas. 177 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,126 It's about believing you can make a change, right? 178 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,009 What is that taste in my- 179 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,202 Is that sour grape? 180 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,884 - [School Bell Rings] - Brittany. 181 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,248 Hey, butt-chin. Hey, Sue. 182 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,845 I'm making a list of potential themes... 183 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,285 for our set list at sectionals, 184 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,170 and right now I can't decide between classic TV theme songs... 185 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,526 or a salute to autumn. 186 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,130 William, those are terrible. 187 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,440 I don't know what's wrong with me. 188 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,244 What happened to all my good ideas? 189 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,368 Oh, don't kid yourself. You never had any good ideas. 190 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,209 You just didn't notice 'cause you were too busy... 191 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,203 chasing your bizarre childhood dream... 192 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,044 of a glee club national championship. 193 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,726 And now that that's over, well, you're waking up... 194 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,882 to the incessant mind-numbing tedium... 195 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,440 that is the day-to-day life of a schoolteacher. 196 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,885 Take a look around you, William, 197 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,930 at this sad panoply of walking human garbage. 198 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,849 This is what you have to look forward to. 199 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,251 In a few short years, 200 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,369 you'll either be an alcoholic, 201 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,411 morbidly obese, 202 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,606 or both. 203 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:54,081 That's what I like to call the full Charlotte Rae. 204 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,811 Personally, William, I think you should take this opportunity... 205 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,202 to bow out gracefully and explore other job opportunities. 206 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,011 Now, your penchant for bland, simplistic aphorisms... 207 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,368 could give you a leg up in the motivational hot-air balloon poster business, 208 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,051 and, of course, your complete lack of adult friends... 209 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:12,841 means you're well on your way to a career as a pedophile birthday clown. 210 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,487 But I love my job. William, you had a dream. 211 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:20,121 You achieved it. Now move on. 212 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,531 Otherwise, you'll end up like that. 213 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,207 Quietly smirking because you just did a little crop-dusting. 214 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,647 Oh, and now you're enjoying the sneaky tickle of your own stink... 215 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,166 as it ripples up your enormous, soupy butt crack. 216 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,481 [School Bell Rings] 217 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,164 Hey, why didn't you ask me to be your running mate? 218 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,401 I'm, like, the perfect candidate. 219 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,450 Well, I didn't want it to ruin our friendship. 220 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,931 I mean, look at Sarah Palin. 221 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,525 She and her grandfather, they were super close, 222 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,449 and then he asked her to be his running mate, 223 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,325 and they lost, and now they're not even speaking. 224 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,845 But I do think you'd be a great vice president, 225 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,571 so I'm going to help you out. 226 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,608 Come here. Blaine Warbler. 227 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,682 I'd like to introduce you to Sam Evans. 228 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,446 Um, we've actually met several times. 229 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,170 He's your candidate for vice president. 230 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,403 Uh, no. I'm picking my own running mate. 231 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,608 My family's on food stamps, so that will get you the sympathy vote. 232 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,444 I'm not gay, so that'll help with the not-gay vote, 233 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,284 and, you know, I don't want to brag, but- 234 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,886 [ imitates George W. Bush ] My impressions are hilarious 100% of the time. 235 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,571 - George Bush, come on. - Okay, sure. 236 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,971 Awesome. 237 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,326 First order of business, 238 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,971 Artie and I challenge you and Sam to a debate. 239 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,530 You're on. 240 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,041 [Whispering ] What's a debate? 241 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,567 I think it's time we tackle something... 242 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,642 that we have been avoiding for far too long, 243 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,850 and I think you all know exactly what I'm talking about. 244 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,604 [Man] 245 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,723 ♪♪ [ Continues In French] 246 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:42,761 Leather. 247 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,969 Leather, but in unexpected ways. 248 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,491 Pitch me. 249 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,130 Okay, it's coming to me. 250 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,601 It's coming to me. It's Italy. 251 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,727 Salo, 1944. 252 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,451 Belts as punishment. Belts as reward. 253 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,124 “You can't have a belt! You- Put a belt on!” 254 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,770 it's faux-fascist. 255 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,285 Pair it with a chunky boot. 256 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,566 Okay, belts were two years ago, 257 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,842 and chunky boots were five years ago. 258 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,446 While we're on the topic of the verboten, 259 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:11,521 I would beg all of you to please, please not offer up a leather platform. 260 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,206 Chase, you know I love you, and I- and I love... 261 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,248 that you're filled with so much passion, 262 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,203 so I'm definite- I'm going to- 263 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,004 I'll keep thinking about it, of course. 264 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,366 Okay- 265 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,851 Um... Daphne. 266 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,561 Leather socks. Suede underpants. 267 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,484 Cowhide brassieres. 268 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,369 Daphne, did you go off your meds again? 269 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,407 Yes. 270 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,482 Then I want you to stay off, 271 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,404 because that... is sick. 272 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,687 I mean good sick. That's the- 273 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,723 That's the kind of sick I want you to be. 274 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,564 You know, that's exactly what I'm talking about, everybody. 275 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,444 I don't want any rules- Just toss them. 276 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,648 You know, let's think out of the box. 277 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,724 Or... maybe... I don't know. 278 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,883 Maybe that's- Maybe that's too far out of the box. Okay, why don't we do this? 279 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,200 Let's, uh- We'll- 280 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,566 We're going to take a- a little break, 281 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,529 and then we will- 282 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,410 we'll revisit the topic of leather, okay? 283 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,642 Kurt, can I- Can I see you in my office? 284 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,730 So, what did you think of the ideas in there? 285 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,643 Fascinating. 286 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,925 I hated them. 287 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,411 Look, I-l know I'm just an intern, 288 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,323 but I feel like “unexpected leather”... 289 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,687 should be in the back pages of The Village Voice. 290 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,202 No, I know. I agree. But Mand- 291 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,044 Mandy, you know, the receptionist, 292 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,964 every time I walk by her, she suggests... 293 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,931 that I do an article on trends in animal hide. 294 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,650 And then her cat died. Did you know her cat died? 295 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,768 So, what am I gonna say? No? 296 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,690 So now I'm stuck with leather. No, you're not. 297 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,444 There are a million different ideas. 298 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,285 Uh, we could do a music video that pays tribute... 299 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,203 to the most cutting-edge fashion, right? 300 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,523 Well, I told Chase Madison that I would do his piece... 301 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,922 on Spanx for cankles, “Spankles.” 302 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,010 Oh, God. I'm an artist, not a manager. 303 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,323 L- I can't say no to anybody. I can't bear it. 304 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,210 You know, I'm- I'm used to knocking on doors, not bolting them shut. 305 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,648 Back in the day, if I had an idea- a crazy idea- 306 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,445 I knew if it was good based on my instinct. 307 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,161 And now crazy ideas just seem crazy to me. 308 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:15,290 You know, like, uh, uh, uh, high-heeled galoshes or, um- 309 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,283 Equestrian underwear? What? 310 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:22,201 And I can't- I can't land anything. 311 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,129 I just feel like I lucked... 312 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,846 into a job that I don't deserve, and I- 313 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,527 Honestly, I-I-l- I have no idea what I'm doing. 314 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,126 My collection was a failure. I can't fail at this. 315 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,522 And I just rented a one-bedroom apartment in Midtown so I could walk to work. 316 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,524 But now I'm not gonna have a job to walk to or an apartment to walk from. 317 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,931 I'm going to be homeless. 318 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,331 Hey, he)!- 319 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,687 You are not gonna be homeless. 320 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,041 All right? You can always come stay... 321 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,804 with me and my roommate in Bushwick. 322 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,370 Oh, God. 323 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,843 Brittany, I just got a copy... 324 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,968 of Jacob Ben Israel's latest presidential poll. 325 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,606 Mm-hmm. The good news is 90% of the respondents said... 326 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,091 they're planning on attending Friday's debate. 327 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,764 That's cool. So what's the bad news? 328 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,161 Ninety percent of those respondents said they were coming to hear you... 329 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,325 say something s-stup- 330 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,004 They think I'm gonna say something stupid. 331 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,766 But, see, you're not stupid. You're really creative. 332 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,208 Your brain exists in this magical other dimension where anything is possible. 333 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,725 It's really amazing. 334 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,246 We just need to focus on a little preparation. 335 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,890 If I'm gonna be completely honest, 336 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,201 I'm a little worried that my picking you as a running mate... 337 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,203 is going to seem like a desperate grab for the straight vote... 338 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,568 if you don't really look like a serious candidate, you know? 339 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,489 [ Imitates John Wayne ] What do you mean, pilgrim? 340 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,608 Was that John Wayne? Yeah. I panicked. 341 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,648 Okay, listen. When's your next free period? 342 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,041 I need you to meet me in the costume shop. 343 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,566 Brittany S. Pierce, how do you react... 344 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,688 to the characterization of your first term in office... 345 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,650 as one in which you didn't do anything at all until prom? 346 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,326 I would describe that as entirely accurate. 347 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,731 Okay- 348 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,086 Test scores at McKinley have gone down... 349 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,884 six percent every year for the past decade. 350 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,082 What would you do to fix the problem? Stop giving tests. 351 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,605 They're hard, and there's way too many of them. 352 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,530 What is your favorite color? Filipino. 353 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,809 They're very hard workers, and family is very important to them. 354 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,445 You know what? Let's talk wardrobe. 355 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,443 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 356 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,081 ♪ Oh, make me over ♪ 357 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,607 ♪ I'm all I wanna be; 358 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,251 ♪ A walking study ♪ 359 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,891 ♪ In demonology; 360 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,169 ♪ Hey, so glad you could make it; 361 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,881 ♪ Yeah, now you really made it ♪ 362 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:33,003 ♪ Hey, so glad you could make it now; 363 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,809 ♪ Oh, look at my face ♪ 364 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,724 ♪ My name is might have been ♪ 365 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,930 ♪ My name is never was ♪ 366 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,128 ♪ My name's forgotten ♪ 367 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,602 ♪ Hey, so glad you could make it; 368 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,088 ♪ Yeah, now you really made it ♪ 369 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,730 ♪Hey♪ 370 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:01,250 ♪ There's only us left now; 371 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,722 ♪ When I wake up in my makeup ♪ 372 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,441 ♪ Have you ever felt so used up as this? ♪ 373 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,806 ♪ it's all so sugarless ♪ 374 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,962 ♪ Hooker, waitress ♪ 375 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,806 ♪ Model, actress Oh, just go nameless ♪ 376 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,202 ♪ Honeysuckle, she's full of poison ♪ 377 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,284 ♪ She obliterated everything she kissed ♪ 378 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,362 ♪ Now she's fading ♪ 379 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,124 ♪ Somewhere in Hollywood ♪ 380 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:31,331 ♪ I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh ♪ 381 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,483 ♪ You want a part of me ♪ 382 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,562 ♪ Well, I'm not selling cheap; 383 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,806 ♪ No, I'm not selling cheap ♪♪ 384 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,289 [School Bell Rings] 385 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,441 [ Gavel Raps ] Okay. 386 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,124 First off, I'd just like to say... 387 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,123 what an honor it is to have been asked to lead... 388 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,850 the annual Show Choir Committee meeting. 389 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,241 - Which of these snacks are gluten free? - I guess the carrots are. 390 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,164 Does it state so on the package? Because you do not want to deal with me... 391 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,605 if I've got gluten in my system. 392 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,489 - We really need to get started, Mr. Rumba. - What? 393 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,324 - We really need to get started. - Well, why didn't you say so? 394 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,449 - I did. Several times. - Well, I didn't hear you. 395 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,727 You know I have complete loss of hearing in my left ear- scarlet fever. 396 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,121 Uh, Birdie, you had mentioned you wanted to discuss... 397 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,202 some of the redistricting bylaws. 398 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,490 I've been doing some research, and it turns out in article 12- 399 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,562 [ Will] I'm so bored. What is wrong with me? 400 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,886 This is what I've always wanted. 401 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,644 I won nationals. 402 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,769 I'm-I'm in charge of this committee. But it feels so meaningless. 403 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,444 Do all teachers feel this at some point? 404 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,727 When regionals occur in a leap year- 405 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,370 Oh, this is pointless! 406 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,330 I didn't know how to tell you guys. 407 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,801 - But my glee club lost its funding. - Oh, my God. 408 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,048 VVhat? We're done. We can't even complete the season. 409 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,401 I know that everybody likes to make fun of the deaf choir, 410 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,891 but my kids have a song in their heart. 411 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,610 They're not going to be able to sing it. 412 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,251 For some of them, it's the only thing that brings them any happiness. 413 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,607 It's the only thing that brings me any happiness, 414 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,365 besides my extreme couponing and muscle relaxers. 415 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,165 I'm so sorry. ls there anything we can do? Yeah. 416 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,242 You can watch your back, because you're next. 417 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:59,086 We're all dead. The money for the arts has dried up. 418 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:03,051 What we need is representation on that blue-ribbon government panel... 419 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,963 to get arts back in the schools. 420 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,486 - There was a huge debate over that in Congress. - Oh, they don't care about us. 421 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,325 They don't want to have anything to do with show choir directors. 422 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,091 They want bigwigs like Meryl Streep or Demi Lovato. 423 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,401 Maybe they'll take a show choir director who just won nationals... 424 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,289 and wants to make a difference in this world. 425 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,767 Go for it. [ Rumba] Highly unlikely. 426 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,763 I'm going to have a shame Triscuit. 427 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,162 I don't care if I have to spend all night on the potty. 428 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,642 Yeah, I swear. It was like a deleted scene fro m The Exorcist. - - 429 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,484 that was cut because it was actually too scary. 430 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,364 How chilling. And then I tried- 431 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,442 I tried to be, like, nice and, you know, smile, 432 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,010 but then the Black Swan said to me- 433 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,287 I didn't know Lena Dunham was joining us today. 434 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:42,001 - I'm sorry, but did I do something to offend you? - Your outfit did. 435 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,448 It's at least a decade away from even being considered for ironic-retro. 436 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,325 It's a tragedy What Not to Wear doesn't do two-hour specials. 437 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,004 [Girls Giggling ] 438 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,606 You know, part of why I was so excited to come to New York... 439 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,648 was because I thought it would be a chance... 440 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,563 for me to start over, reinvent myself. 441 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,689 I had no idea that it was going to be so exactly the same. 442 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,802 Hmm? You know why you feel exactly the same? 443 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,530 Because you're still dressing exactly the same. 444 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,171 We're not in Ohio anymore, Rachel. 445 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,447 And even then, it's not like we were on trend. 446 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,729 I hate to say this, but... life is like high school. 447 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,882 Styles and clothes determine the pecking order. 448 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,610 Well, I don't know what you expect me to do. 449 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,206 It's not like I can afford an entire new wardrobe. 450 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,805 Who says you'll have to pay for it? 451 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,731 Put down your chopsticks and follow me. I got an idea. 452 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,246 It's almost midnight. What are you talking about? 453 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,606 I'm about to change your life. And maybe mine too. 454 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,161 [ Rachel ] Oh, my God, this is amazing. 455 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,089 Take my picture with the Vogue logo quickly. 456 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,369 That's nothing. Check this out. Come on. This is unbelievable. 457 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,681 Wait, I'm scared. Don't leave me. 458 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,126 [Beeps] 459 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,324 [ Rachel ] Oh, my God. I can't even breathe. 460 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,890 They call this the Couture Vault. 461 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,361 It supposedly can withstand a nuclear blast. 462 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,249 Okay, I'll set up the camera. 463 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,402 [ Isabelle] Freeze! 464 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,164 Kurt. 465 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,965 Oh, uh, I thought you were going to be at dinner with Steve Buscemi and Yoko Ono. 466 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,010 Well, they canceled again. what are you doing here? And who is that? 467 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,320 I'm Rachel Berry. I'm Kurt's roommate. 468 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,965 We were going to do a music video for the Web site. 469 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,082 He adores you. Rachel was going to get a makeover, 470 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,208 and she was going to model some clothes. 471 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,560 Stop, stop. Stop, stop, STOP- 472 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,210 You had me at “makeover.” 473 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,361 ♪♪ [ Light Orchestra ] 474 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,163 ♪ Someday ♪ 475 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,447 ♪ When I'm awfully low; 476 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,649 ♪ When the world is cold ♪ 477 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,604 ♪ I will feel a glow; 478 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,291 ♪ Just thinking of you ♪ 479 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:53,084 ♪ But you're never fully dressed without a smile ♪ 480 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,210 ♪ Oh, it's lovely; 481 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,762 ♪ With your smile so warm ♪ 482 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,322 ♪ And your cheeks so so“ ♪ 483 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,846 ♪ There is nothing for me ♪ 484 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,288 ♪ But to love you ♪ 485 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:16,447 ♪ But you're never fully dressed without a smile ♪ 486 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,127 ♪ Who cares what they're wearing ♪ 487 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,807 ♪ From Main Street to Savile Row? ♪ 488 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,850 ♪ it's what you wear from ear to ear; 489 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,208 ♪ And not from head to me ♪ 490 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,249 ♪ Lover ♪ 491 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,005 ♪ Never, never change ♪ 492 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,880 ♪ Keep that breathless charm ♪ 493 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,804 ♪ Won't you please arrange it? ♪ 494 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,008 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 495 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,801 ♪ Remember, you're never fully dressed ♪ 496 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,087 ♪ Without a smile ♪ 497 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,682 ♪ Ba da-da, ba da-da ♪ 498 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,250 ♪ Ba da-da-da ♪ 499 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,526 ♪ Bum-bum-bye ♪ 500 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,171 ♪ You're never fully dressed ♪ 501 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,801 ♪ Without a smile ♪ 502 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,523 ♪ Lover ♪ 503 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,683 ♪ Never, never change ♪ 504 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,684 ♪ Keep that breathless charm ♪ 505 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,889 ♪ Won't you please arrange it? ♪ 506 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,521 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 507 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,365 ♪ But you're never fully dressed ♪ 508 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,091 ♪ Without a- ♪ 509 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,961 ♪ Smile; 510 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,451 ♪ Just the ♪ 511 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,443 ♪ Way you look tonight ♪♪ 512 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,727 - [ Kurt ] And that was just the rough cut. - No, it's genius. 513 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,370 And Rachel looks so gorgeous, 514 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,171 the whole looks so, like, professional, 515 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,766 like a real fashion video that you'd see on TV or something. 516 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,410 So what's the next step? 517 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,249 [ Kurt ] Well, uh, ideally, 518 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,209 the dream would be that Isabelle would see it... 519 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,442 and I love it, and then put it on Vogue.com. 520 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,091 But, I mean, she's already committed to so many other concepts that- 521 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,049 No, Kurt, of course she's gonna choose yours. She's gonna pick yours. 522 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,804 [ Kurt ] And then, after we made over Rachel, 523 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,451 Isabelle took us to this place called Gray's Papaya... 524 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,363 and we had guava juice and hot dogs. 525 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,130 [ Blaine ] Wow. It was amazing. 526 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,965 You're hanging out with fashion goddess Isabelle Wright. 527 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,771 And I'm running for student body president with a former stripper. 528 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,723 Oh, my gosh, I forgot about that! How's it going? 529 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,285 L! is going okay. 530 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,408 But, um, I did want to ask you what bow tie... 531 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,244 you thought I should wear for tomorrow's debate. 532 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,243 I have narrowed it down to five, but mainly I have- 533 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,324 Bow ties are your signature, whatever you choose, you're gonna look great in. 534 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,805 Hi, Blaine, we miss you! Rachel says hi. 535 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,245 Oh, hi, Rachel. 536 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,606 [ Whispers ] By the way, one more question about the video. 537 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,762 That scene where she plays the East Village “it” girl- 538 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,330 did you think that was too much? 539 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,442 No, it's- I don't know. 540 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,171 Oh, good, good, good. 'Cause I didn't either, but she was a little skeptical. 541 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,089 But I said she was very Chloé Sevigny chic, right? 542 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,685 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? 80 anyway- 543 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,206 And then- Oh, my God- I found this sweater in the vault... 544 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,601 that was to die for! 545 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,767 [School Bell Rings] 546 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,287 Hi. Hi. 547 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,203 I know I don't have an appointment, but, uh, 548 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,601 I really needed to speak to my guidance counselor, 549 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,842 and not my fiancée. 550 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,400 Well, please have a seat, Mr. Schuester. 551 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,970 Mr. Schuester. [Laughs] 552 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,644 As you know, 553 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,961 all I've ever wanted was to make a difference. 554 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,849 Change people's lives. Make them better. 555 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,207 I'd like to think that I've done that in my time here. 556 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,687 Mm-hmm. Winning nationals, 557 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,047 seeing most of the kids graduate. 558 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,811 Right, you have a lot to be proud of here. [ Sighs ] 559 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,362 But now I have this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity in front of me. 560 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,450 A chance to make a difference on a whole new level. Okay. 561 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,251 So they're-they're assembling a blue-ribbon panel... 562 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,685 to improve arts education around the country. 563 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,924 I filled out the application, but I haven't sent it in yet. 564 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,490 This looks amazing. 565 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,244 If I were to get this, 566 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,607 I would have to leave McKinley for several months. 567 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,290 Paid for by the district, 568 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,331 but I'd be away from the kids. 569 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,449 Oh. Um, okay. 570 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,007 L- You know we've been telling these kids for years... 571 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,208 to follow their dreams no matter what, so- 572 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,645 Yeah. 573 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,929 I'm not going to tell you to do the opposite. 574 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,323 I just don't want to do anything to jeopardize... 575 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,165 this-this new life we're about to begin together. 576 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,481 It's not gonna change a thing. 577 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,928 Okay? Weddings can wait. 578 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,247 You have to apply for this position. 579 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,642 And if you get it, we will cross that bridge when we come to it. 580 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,926 Together. 581 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,968 [ Sighs ] 582 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,404 [ Sighs ] 583 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,481 ♪♪ [ Marching Band] 584 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,011 [ Scattered Whistles ] 585 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,885 Attention, minuscule segment of the student body. 586 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,200 Principal Figgins is out this week, 587 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,931 with what he describes as religious fever. 588 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,850 And I am forced to moderate this insulting charade. Hey,dude,uh, 589 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,691 now that you made me over, can I give you some advice? Yeah, sure. 590 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,325 Lose the bow tie. What? 591 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,890 Yeah, trust me, it makes you look uptight... 592 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,450 and a little like a young Orville Redenbacher. 593 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,170 Just... take it off. 594 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,685 Okay- 595 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,321 You know what? Actually, it's- You're actually right. 596 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,807 Thank you. [ Sue ] There are two new utterly disheartening... 597 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,890 wrinkles to this year's absolutely pointless contest. 598 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,362 First, the horrifying fact that this year's slate of candidates... 599 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,841 consists entirely of Glee Club members. 600 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:23,164 And secondly, the inexplicable introduction of a vice presidential field... 601 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,969 for no discernible reason whatsoever. 602 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,405 Separation of powers! 603 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,284 Whom.! 604 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,488 So let's meet these second-tiered losers. 605 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,929 You know them as the pimp and the gimp. Artie Abrams and Sam Evans. 606 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,684 [ Scattered Applause ] 607 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,846 [ Sue ] Stumbles, my first question is for you. 608 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,322 Who, in God's name, gives a hot, wet, steamy dump about student government? 609 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,970 [ Mike Feedback Screeches] I do. 610 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,646 And I think everyone in this room should too. 611 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,281 First of all, student government isn't just a way for us to pad our college résumés. 612 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,170 It's a way for us to take an active role in our own education. 613 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,642 Study after study shows that an active student body is a successful student body. 614 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,848 Okay, moving on. 615 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,490 Student government is just the beginning. 616 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,800 We need more after-school programs... 617 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,166 and better-qualified staff to support our teachers, 618 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,890 who are overworked and underpaid. 619 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,764 Oh, dear God. And that's just the beginning. 620 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,844 I want to talk about the cafeteria, 'cause I believe- 621 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,730 ...test at the beginning of every year to see if they're nutritious enough... 622 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,290 to support our brain activity- 623 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,169 That's one of the many goals I promise to reach... 624 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,890 by the midway point of my first term, 625 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,328 as outlined in my 96-point Pierce-Abrams Road Map To Restore McKinley's Future. 626 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,562 [ Sighs ] Merciful sweet Jesus, thank you. 627 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,086 - [ Light Applause] - Sam Evans, your response? 628 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,844 I wasn't really listening. 629 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,809 Whatever Artie said, I agree with that. 630 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,360 [ Mouthing Words ] [ Sue ] Our next question is from the Twitter. 631 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,967 @HungrySouthMouth asks Sam Evans, 632 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,963 “Rumor has it you were a stripper. Aren't you ashamed?” 633 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,804 [ Sighs ] 634 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,044 No, I'm not. 635 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,921 ♪♪ [ Electronic Beat] 636 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,604 In fact- 637 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,084 [ Girl ] Whoo! ♪ Shake that' ♪ 638 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,446 [Audience Whooping ] 639 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,087 [Whooping ] 640 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,083 Students at this school have every right to be angry. 641 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,208 Last year's student council, led by my opponent, 642 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,681 was the most ineffectual in a generation. 643 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,649 Brittany S. Pierce, in her last term, 644 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,643 accomplished absolutely nothing, 645 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,521 except plan a dinosaur-themed prom and ban the use of hair gel. 646 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,443 Ladies and gentlemen, 647 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:30,924 telling anyone what they can or cannot put into their hair is disgusting. 648 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,731 It's the first step towards tyranny, my friends. 649 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,201 Next thing you know, they'll start burning books. 650 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,170 And then they'll probably start burning people too. 651 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,207 That's a lie. 652 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,210 This tyranny all ends today, McKinley. 653 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,285 I want to offer you a change. And I am that change. 654 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,442 Let's make history, Titans. 655 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,727 And vote Anderson-Evans. 656 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,006 Thank you. 657 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,444 Sweet, simple Brittany. 658 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,090 What say you? 659 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,845 Uh... 660 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,161 I love you. 661 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,962 I love you so much, McKinley High School. 662 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,202 Simple as that. In fact, 663 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,685 I think that everyone should love this school as much as I do. 664 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,922 If you elect me as president, 665 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,923 I promise to outlaw summer vacation, 666 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,731 so we'll have school all year round. 667 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:30,563 That means we'll spend every day of every summer indoors with all our friends, 668 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,211 in McKinley High School's award-winning air-conditioning. 669 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,851 Also, I promise to end... 670 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,361 McKinley High School's policy of having weekends. 671 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,966 If you make me your president, 672 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,485 Saturday and Sunday will be illegal, 673 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,961 so that Monday will come right after Friday, 674 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,963 which is the funnest day anyways. 675 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,361 Vote Brittany and Artie. Thank you so much. 676 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,363 [Applauding ] We just lost the election. 677 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,961 Hey, Kurt, can I see you for a minute? 678 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,888 You might want to sit down for this. 679 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,681 I saw your video, and I forwarded it to Anna. 680 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,688 Am I fired? 681 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,003 That is the first time that I've heard “great” from Anna. 682 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,650 I am gonna print that and frame it. 683 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,324 Does-Does this mean... 684 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,442 they're gonna put the video on the Web site? Sort of. 685 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,000 We're gonna reshoot the whole thing in Bali with Karolina Kurkova, 686 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,923 but you're getting credit for the idea. 687 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,163 Oh, my- Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 688 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,521 Thank you. And thank you so much for helping out with Rachel. 689 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,728 She went home that night and threw away her reindeer sweater, 690 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,689 which is a huge deal for her. 691 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,491 Ah, she already seems so much more confident, you know. 692 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,882 It's so funny how a new image can change everything. 693 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,200 Oh- 694 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,521 I sure hope you never lose that. 695 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,170 What? 696 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,685 Oh, just your... 697 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,446 unbridled, wide-eyed Lima, Ohio, optimism. 698 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,046 You know, I had an instinct about you, Kurt Hummel, 699 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,521 and so far, it's proven to be correct. 700 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,444 I feel like we're real kindred spirits, don't you? 701 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,330 I agree. Can I please just say that... 702 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:14,691 I think you're the best-dressed fairy godmother a boy like me could ever have? 703 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,250 Well, then, can your fairy godmother... 704 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,845 give you a little bit of advice? 705 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,924 You have quite the aptitude for fashion. 706 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,480 And I know it's your dream to go to NYADA, 707 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,324 but sometimes dreams can change, 708 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,721 and I really would not be surprised if someday... 709 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,327 every A-lister in this town was fighting for one of your designs. 710 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,444 So which “leather” pitch are we running with? 711 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,683 Oh, actually, you know what? We're gonna toss the whole thing and start from scratch. 712 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,171 We're gonna meet here in two hours. 713 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,642 Oh, and, um, Kurt will be joining us. 714 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,121 I'm famished. Let's go to Indochine. 715 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,922 Wow. 716 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,126 [ Chuckles ] 717 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,283 You look incredible. 718 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,443 They say that you haven't settled into New York City... 719 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,046 until you've had your first makeover. 720 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,531 Mine took six months. 721 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,762 Oh, really? Like you need a makeover? 722 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,444 Every girl in school wants to date you. 723 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,801 True. [ Giggles ] 724 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,723 But four years ago, 725 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,848 I was a scrawny kid from backwater Montana, 726 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,366 with a bad haircut and a unibrow. 727 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,090 And seniors took me under their wing, 728 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,969 introduced me to a waxist and the gym, 729 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,969 and they changed my life. Yeah. 730 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,724 It's pretty amazing what a good makeover can do. 731 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,007 It's like you change the outside, 732 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,321 and then the inside just... follows. 733 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,051 I think it's the other way around. 734 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,648 I think now your outside has caught up to how you feel about yourself. 735 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,121 Hmm. 736 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,690 I like that. 737 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,570 I like you. 738 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,971 So what are you working on? 739 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,044 Just a new number. I like to do something every day, 740 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,849 just to keep my machine well-oiled. 741 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,888 Oh, me too. 742 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,247 I love that song. [ Chuckles ] 743 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,404 Do you, uh, want to sing it with me? 744 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,131 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 745 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,248 ♪ Ten years living in a paper bag ♪ 746 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,244 ♪ Feedback baby, he's a flipped-out cat ♪ 747 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,164 ♪ He's platinum canary drinkin' Falstaff beer; 748 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,687 ♪ Mercedes Ruehl and a rented Lear; 749 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,684 ♪ Bottom feeder, insincere ♪ 750 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,003 ♪ High-fed, low-fat pioneer; 751 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,771 [ Together] ♪ Sell the house and go to school ♪ 752 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,684 ♪ Pretty young girlfriend, daddy's jewel ♪ 753 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,240 - ♪ A change ♪ - ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 754 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,209 ♪ Would do you good ♪ 755 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,964 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 756 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,890 ♪ I think a change ♪ ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 757 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,760 - ♪ Would do you good ♪ - ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 758 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,810 [ Both ] ♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo; 759 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:03,327 ♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 760 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,291 ♪ Whoa, whoa-whoa ♪ 761 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,169 ♪ Whoo ♪ 762 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,846 ♪ Whoa ♪ 763 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,082 ♪ Yeah-Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 764 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,841 - f Rachel] ♪ I think a change ♪ - ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 765 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,570 [ Rachel] ♪ Would do you good ♪ 766 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,563 [ Brody] ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 767 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,766 ♪ I think a change ♪ 768 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,649 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 769 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,687 ♪ Would do you goo' ♪ 770 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,809 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 771 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,571 ♪ Chasing dragons with plastic swords ♪ 772 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,042 ♪ Jack-off Jimmy, everybody wants more ♪ 773 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,566 ♪ Scully and Angel on the kitchen floor; 774 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,247 ♪ And I'm calling Buddy on the Ouija board ♪ 775 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,164 ♪ I've been thinking 'bout catching a train ♪ 776 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,164 ♪ Leave m y phone machine by the radar range ♪ 777 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:50,403 f Together] ♪ Hello, it' is me, I'm not' at home ♪ 778 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,245 ♪ if you'd like to reach me, leave me alone ♪ 779 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,850 [ Rachel] ♪ I think a change ♪ 780 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,081 [ Brody] ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 781 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,241 ♪ Would do you goo' ♪ 782 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,641 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 783 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,690 ♪ Hello, it's me, I'm not at home ♪ 784 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,570 [ Both ] ♪ If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone ♪ 785 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,921 ♪ I think a change ♪' ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 786 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,451 ♪ Would do you goo' ♪ 787 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,609 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ ♪ I-l think a change ♪ 788 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,883 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ ♪ Would do you good ♪ 789 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,440 ♪ A change would do you good ♪ 790 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,251 [ Both 1 ♪ Would do you good ♪♪ 791 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,209 [ Both Panting ] 792 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,122 That was amazing. 793 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,450 You're amazing. 794 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,048 What are you doing tomorrow night? 795 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,087 I want to cook you dinner. 796 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,891 ♪♪ [ Chiming ] 797 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,166 Attention, students. 798 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,811 Your record-low election votes have been tallied, 799 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,360 and we have a winner. 800 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,250 Becky, can I get a xylophone flourish? 801 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,406 No? Not feeling it? 802 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,482 Okay- 803 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:09,441 This year's student council president is- 804 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,925 [All Cheering, Shouting ] 805 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,480 [ Sugar] Make some noise! We know him! 806 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,286 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great job! 807 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,926 Congratulations, Mr. President. Thank you, Artie. 808 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,441 Losing the bow tie, that was your game changer. Kudos. No hard feelings? 809 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,727 Maybe I can find a place for you in my administration. 810 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,643 No, thanks. I got what I needed. 811 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,324 Sugar asked me out on a date. 812 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,721 She invited me horseback riding. 813 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,729 I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed. 814 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,360 You talk to Kurt? Uh, yeah, yeah. 815 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,489 He was super proud of me, and he's really excited. 816 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,767 He's already planning a whole inaugural ball. 817 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,365 Well, congratulations. 818 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,124 Thanks. Thanks. 819 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,769 You know, I have not stepped foot inside... 820 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,161 a Manhattan movie theater since the bedbug scare. 821 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,805 [ Phone Buzzing ] And this is a fact. 822 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,327 They prefer to lay their eggs in couture. [All Chuckle ] 823 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,885 That's true. Who wouldn’t? Lies. 824 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,765 [All Laugh ] I'm not lying. 825 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,922 What's the last movie you saw? 826 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,604 The last- Ooh, you know what? 827 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,206 The last movie I saw was a double feature. 828 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,046 It was, um, Unmarried Woman and The Red Balloon. 829 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,282 You weren't born. No, no, I wasn't even- 830 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,964 That's okay. 831 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,850 There's the man of the hour. 832 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,321 You all right? 833 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,449 You know, it didn't hit me until right now. 834 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,171 I came to McKinley for Kurt. That's it. 835 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,882 And now he's gone, and even with Glee Club, it just- 836 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,203 I feel really, really alone. 837 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,328 You're kind of killing my party buzz, bro. I'm sorry. 838 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,449 It's just that I did all of this for him. I did all of this for him. 839 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,889 And now he's not here. And so it just kind of feels like none of it matters. 840 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,362 Of course it matters. You're McKinley's “First Gay Guy President.” 841 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,851 Nobody cares about that. 842 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,684 Look, before you, Kurt was the first gay kid I met. 843 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,330 Don't get me wrong, he's great. 844 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,164 I just don't really get his Bravo jokes... 845 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,369 or the fashion thing or Broadway. 846 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,124 You and me, it's different, you know? 847 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,967 I never had a gay bro before. We'll be like Wolverine and Cyclops. You know? 848 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,202 We'll show people how we're cool with each other. 849 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,362 And if you ask me, that's what matters. 850 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,927 Thanks, man. You're right. 851 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,287 But just so we're clear- 852 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,242 [ Both ] I'm Wolverine. 853 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,407 I'm- 854 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,170 I said it first. Aah. 855 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,971 Congratulations, Blaine Warbler. Thank you, Britt. 856 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,566 Cool. 857 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,406 Congratulations to you, Mr. Vice President. 858 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,811 The people have spoken. 859 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,962 Can I let you in on a little secret? 860 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,405 I like secrets. 861 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,530 I voted for you. What? 862 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,290 Thank you. I would’ve voted for you too, 863 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,362 but I-l just really wanted to win. 864 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,011 I know losing sucks, but, you know, sometimes it can be a good thing. 865 00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,130 Look at Al Gore. He lost an election, then he won an Oscar. 866 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,720 He did? I don't know. 867 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,801 You think so? 868 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,406 I don't know how you do it. 869 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,845 What? 870 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,969 You just always know exactly the right thing to say. 871 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,684 [ Imitates George W. Bush ] it's a gift. 872 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,127 [ Chuckles ] 873 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,041 You win. 874 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,929 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 875 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,604 but I'm taking Sue Sylvester's advice. 876 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,126 I mailed in the application. 877 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,601 Congratulations, William. I think it's the right decision. 878 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,007 Yeah. There's only one problem. 879 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,930 I need a written recommendation from a colleague, and I was thinking- 880 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,570 I'm one step ahead of you, butt-chin. 881 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,565 I took the liberty of composing a letter to the Arts Governing Board... 882 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,689 outlining your astonishing accomplishments. 883 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,401 “Not only is William a direct descendant of Harriet Tubman, 884 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,051 he delivered my infant child with his bare hands”? 885 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,168 Sue, Sue, this isn't even true. 886 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,402 Well, what can I say, William? I want you out of here. 887 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,211 And for the first time, I think I mean that in a good way. 888 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,967 “Continue to”- [ Shrieks ] 889 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,565 Oh, WW' 890 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,251 Oh! Oh! Oh! 891 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,731 [ Groans ] [ Knocking ] 892 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,041 Wow. ♪♪ [ “Moon River” ] 893 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,281 You're smokin'. 894 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,283 Oh, it's actually the duck. 895 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,807 No, no. It's- it's you. 896 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,803 Come in. 897 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,882 [ Rachel] I really wanted to cook you dinner, 898 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,724 but this is what you get. 899 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,604 This is- This is good. Pizza. 900 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,490 Food is food. it's- it's the effort that counts. 901 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,321 Thanks. A girl has never cooked me dinner before.. 902 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,526 I don't believe you. 903 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,926 No. [Laughs] 904 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,487 No one has ever even tried. I'm trying new things. 905 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,723 Doing new things, it's all part of, you know, the new me. 906 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,122 And I like it. I like- I like the new me. 907 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,044 I've never been the cook-a-guy-dinner type. 908 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,691 I've always been the just annoy-a-guy-for-a-year... 909 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,410 until-he-finally-gives-in type. 910 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,848 Well, tell-tell me about this old Rachel. 911 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,689 Tell me a secret. A secret? 912 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,001 Something that you don't want anyone else to know. 913 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,771 Okay, but you first. 914 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,043 Okay. Okay. Um- Think of something very good. 915 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,640 Okay, so, um, when I was a kid- Mm-hmm. 916 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,001 I was obsessed with Ace of Base. No. 917 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,531 Yes. [Laughs] 918 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,001 I was. Seriously, I had the posters on my walls. 919 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,730 Wait. I thought you said you were straight. 920 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,683 Oh, come on. [Laughs] 921 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,685 Hot girls playing all their own instruments... 922 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,888 is straighter than straight. ♪ Moon fiver,» 923 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,121 ♪ Wider than a mile ♪ 924 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,527 Thank you. You're welcome. 925 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,371 Your turn. My turn? Okay. 926 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,046 Um, I have a good one. 927 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,523 When I was eight years old, I got my first love letter from a guy named Tony. 928 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,171 [ Chuckles ] And he was very cute. 929 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:02,562 And when he gave it to me, I corrected all of the grammatical errors... 930 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,847 and spelling errors, and then I gave it back to him. 931 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,685 [ Chuckles ] That's so embarrassing. [Laughs] 932 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,128 I've never told anybody that before, not even Finn. 933 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,922 Well, j-just so you know, no matter how lovely this is, 934 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,924 I'm hands-off. 935 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,445 Just friends. 936 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,126 ♪ We're after ♪ 937 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,568 ♪ The same ♪ 938 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,565 ♪ Rainbow's end ♪ 939 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,531 ♪ Waitin' round the bend ♪ 940 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,410 ♪ My huckleberry friend ♪ 941 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,723 ♪ Moon river ♪ 942 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,325 [ Knocking ] 943 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,368 ♪ And me ♪♪ 944 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,527 [ Groans ] [ Chuckles ] 945 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,046 It's Kurt. He keeps forgetting his keys. 946 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,610 ♪♪ [ “Moon River” Ends] 947 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,368 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 948 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:21,685 ♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing] 949 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,165 J." I Ends j