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<i>Here's what you missed on</i> Glee.

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<i>Rachel's in New York
and her friend Brody is hot,</i>

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<i>but Finn's still M.I.A. and her dance
teacher Cassandra hates her guts.</i>

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<i>Thank God Kurt showed up, so now they
can be classic New York roommates...</i>

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<i>and shop for shoes and stuff.</i>

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<i>There's a new girl named Marley.
She could be the next big thing.</i>

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<i>80 could this kid Jake. Turns
out he's Puck's half-brother,</i>

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<i>and Puck totally
doesn't know about him.</i>

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<i>Ana' that's what
you missed on</i> Glee.

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[School Bell Rings]

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<i>[ Brittany Narrating ]
My name is Brittany S. Pierce,</i>

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<i>and I finally know how Jesus feels in
his house way up at the North Pole.</i>

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<i>because I am
on top of the world.</i>

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Senior year was awesome,

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and now I get to relive
every minute of it.

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I'm head Cheerio,
vice-Rachel of the Glee Club,

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and now I'm planning a Middle
East style sham election...

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that will install me as senior
class president for life.

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Brittany,
who are you talking to?

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I thought I was
doing a voice-over.

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Okay-

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<i>[ Brittany Narrating ]
It was kind of a rough summer.</i>

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<i>I really miss Santana,</i>

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<i>but for now,
all I have to say is-</i>

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it's Brittany, bitch.

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[Whistle Blows]
♪♪ [Dance]

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<i>♪ Hey, over there ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Please <i>forgive</i> me
if <i>I'm coming on too strong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hate to stare,
but you're winning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And they're playing</i>
my <i>favorite song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So come</i> here
a <i>little closer;</i>

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<i>♪</i> Wanna <i>whisper
in your</i> ear;

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<i>♪</i> Make it clear;

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<i>♪ Little question ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Wanna <i>know
just how you</i> feel <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ If</i> I <i>said</i> my heart
<i>was beating loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we could</i>
escape <i>the crowd</i> somehow;

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♪ If I said
I want your body now ♪

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<i>♪</i> Would <i>you hold</i> it
<i>against me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> 'Cause <i>you</i> feel
like paradise <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ And</i> I <i>need</i>
a <i>vacation tonight ♪</i>

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♪ So if I said
I want your body now ♪

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<i>♪</i> Would <i>you hold</i> it
<i>against me? ♪</i>

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[Whispering ]
♪ If I said I want your body;

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<i>♪</i> Would <i>you hold</i> it
<i>against me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Give me something</i> good <i>♪</i>

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♪ Don't want to wait
I want it now ♪

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♪ N-N-Now, now;

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<i>♪ Pop</i> it <i>like</i> a hood <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ And show me
how you work</i> it <i>out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If</i> I <i>said</i> my heart
<i>was beating loud ♪</i>

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♪ If I said
I want your body now ♪

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<i>♪</i> Would <i>you hold</i> it
<i>against me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If</i> I <i>said</i> my heart
<i>was beating loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Would <i>you hold</i> it
<i>against me? ♪♪</i>

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Well, that was
just garbage.

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Garbage wrapped in skin.

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Brittany, my office.
Now!

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Brittany, I'm afraid it's time
for a little tough love.

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I hold in my hand the most recent
algebra test of one Becky Jackson.

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Our plucky little Ewok
waddled her way...

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to a respectable C-plus.

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Now, your performance,
very same exam,

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unearthed the hitherto
undiscovered grade...

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F-minus.

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You answered every question
with “see other side,”

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where you composed an elaborate
crayon-scape entitled...

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“Happyville, the Town Where
Math Was Never invented.”

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Yeah, that's me.
And that's Santana.

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And that's Kurt and Rachel in heaven.
And look. That's you.

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Brittany, you're a terrible
role model for the Cheerios.

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Last year I was lost in a haze
of pregnancy hormones,

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and I allowed your
record-breaking G.P.A. to slide.

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The Cheerios grade point average
has dropped three full points.

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My girls no longer see academic
achievement as a worthy goal,

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and yesterday I caught one of
them trying to marry a squirrel.

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That's 'cause I believe in marriage
equality for all land mammals.

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Brittany,
you're off the Cheerios.

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I'm giving
the top spot to Kitty.

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I'm afraid you're going to
have to lose the high pony.

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Tough love feels
a lot like “mean.”

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<i>Britt, I'm so sorry
Sue was so mean to you.</i>

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<i>I wish I was there
to make it all better.</i>

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Yeah, me too. Do you think we
could scissor-Skype later?

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<i>I've got cheer practice every night
till midnight, until homecoming.</i>

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<i>Look, I love you, Britt,
but I'm so late.</i>

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<i>I gotta go, okay?</i> I'll <i>text
you if we get a break.</i>

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Okay. Have <i>fun.
Okay. Bye.</i>

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Bye.

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I'm not speaking to you.
I know you joined a gang.

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The tango.

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You have to have it
in your arsenal, people.

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The first thing you need to
understand is, it's all about sex.

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When you are dancing the tango with
someone, you're seducing them.

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Partner up. We're gonna start
with abrazo, the embrace.

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- Let's go.
- Not you, Schwimmer.

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Keep practicing those jazz hands
back in the corner.

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Wait, but- Ms. July.

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I'm sorry, um, if I'm
ever gonna play Evita,

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I'm gonna have to
learn how to tango.

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We're short a boy,
so a girl needs to sit out.

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And you don't have enough sex appeal
to pull off a credible tango.

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You're awkward and tentative
in your body,

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and you move
like you're ashamed of it.

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Arms up! Ready? Five, six, seven, eight.
♪♪ [ Tango ]

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Two, three, four,

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<i>five, six,</i> seven, <i>eight.
[ School Bell Rings ]</i>

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Sorry I'm late.
Someone stole my compass.

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I can't wear my Cheerios uniform anymore,
so I got this outfit in the lost and found.

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Take a seat, Britt.

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- Am I getting kicked off the
Glee Club too? - Of course not.

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We're just really
concerned about you.

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Yeah. Um, Brittany, you know
you've had some setbacks lately,

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and, um, it looks like you might
be feeling a little bit blue.

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That's okay. I started taking Lord
Tubbington's pills for feline depression.

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Brittany, I-l think you and Emma
should meet daily for a while. Mm-hmm.

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I think you've underestimated the
impact being held back has had on you.

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Well, thanks, but I don't
really have any time.

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After school I'm hopping into
bed, eating cashews and bacon...

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and then watching
The <i>Client</i> List marathon.

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And with that, I said good-bye
and swooped out the doorway,

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my voice-over
continuing down the hallway.

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Okay, what was that?

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You know, everything's
been taken away from her.

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She doesn't have anything
to hold on to.

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Clearly, she's lost her identity.
[ Sighs ]

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We need to bring
Brittany back.

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Great news, guys. Principal Figgins
has asked us to perform...

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at the annual back-to-school
pep rally this week.

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Now, I understand our national
champion street cred...

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has dropped a little bit
since school started,

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but this is our chance to really
wow them and get it back.

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- What are we gonna perform?
- Good question.

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We're a family in here, and when
one of our family is falling down,

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it's up to us to get together
to pick them back up.

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Oh, my God.
Are we doing Britney Week again?

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You really came into your own
during the last Britney Week.

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You showed us the best of Britney.
Youth, energy, confidence.

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She inspires you,
and you inspire us.

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So everyone prepare
a Britney song for the week,

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and we're gonna pick one
to do for the pep rally.

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I've asked Blaine and Artie to give us a
little taste of what we're looking for.

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This one's for you,
Brittany.

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<i>♪ You</i> don't <i>understand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm so</i> glad we're <i>at the
</i> same place <i>at the</i> same <i>time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ it's over now ♪</i>

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♪ I spotted you dancin' ♪

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<i>♪ You made</i>
all <i>the boys</i> stare <i>♪</i>

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- ♪ Those lips and your brown eyes ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

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<i>♪ And the</i> sexy <i>hair;</i>

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- ♪ I should shake my thing ♪
- [ Blaine Moans]

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<i>♪</i> I make <i>the</i> world
<i>want you ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Tell <i>your</i> girls
<i>you'll</i> be back <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> see
<i>what you can do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What</i> would it take <i>for you
to just</i> leave <i>with me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not trying to
sound conceited ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Me <i>and you</i>
were meant <i>to</i> be <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're</i> a sexy girl,
<i>I'm</i> a <i>nice guy;</i>

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<i>♪ Let's turn this</i> dance <i>floor
</i> into <i>our own</i> little <i>nasty</i> world <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ if</i> I <i>was your boyfriend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sometimes</i> a <i>girl
just needs one ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Keep <i>you on</i> my <i>arm,</i> girl <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> To love her <i>and to hold ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> I <i>can</i> be a <i>gentleman ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And when</i> a girl
<i>is with one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ if</i> I <i>was your boyfriend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then</i> she's <i>in control ♪</i>

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<i>♪ if</i> I <i>was your boyfriend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So give me</i> a chance <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause you're
all</i> I <i>need, girl;</i>

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<i>♪ Spend</i> a week <i>with your boy,</i> I'll
be calling <i>you</i> my <i>girlfriend ♪</i>

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- ♪ If I was your man ♪
- ♪ If I was your man ♪

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<i>♪ I'd</i> never leave <i>you, girl ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> I just <i>want to</i> love <i>and</i> treat <i>you
right; ♪ if</i> I <i>was your boyfriend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na na na, na na na, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ if</i> I <i>was your boyfriend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na na na, na na na;</i>

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<i>♪ Na na, he'!' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na na na, na na na;</i>

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<i>♪ if</i> I <i>was your boyfriend ♪</i>

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- ♪ Can't live with 'em ♪
- ♪ Can't live without 'em ♪♪

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[Applauding, Cheering ]

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So, Britt,
what'd you think?

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I'm once again inspired
by the awesomeness of Britney.

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<i>Thanks, Mr. Schue.
[Bicycle Bell Jingles ]</i>

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This place is enormous!

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For 1,800 bucks a month, we could
get a shoe box in Manhattan...

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or this hangar in Bushwick.

189
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But what's the crime rate like in this
neighborhood? Looks a little shady.

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Ah, it's better
than Detroit and Damascus.

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[ Laughing ] So what do you think?
Should we take it?

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Are you crazy? Living here with
you instead of those dorms?

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It's heaven!

194
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Oh, New York Domino's is so
much better than Lima Domino's.

195
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It's the water.

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So have you heard
from Finn at all?

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Not since you asked me
yesterday.

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He's just giving you your space.
I know.

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- You want to feel nostalgic?
- Mmm.

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Blaine said they're doing Britney
Spears again in Glee Club.

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Oh, my God. It feels like such a long time
ago since we've been in the choir room.

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We are living
in the future, Rachel.

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Speaking of which, my plan.
Okay.

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I'm gonna re-audition for
second semester in NYADA. Good.

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In the meantime, I've applied for
a job at the only place I feel...

206
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will truly appreciate my sense of
style and sophistication- Vogue.com.

207
00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,043
Perfect.
I know it sounds crazy,

208
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,487
but in a way I'm almost glad
I didn't make it my first try.

209
00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,451
You know, I-I've really learned a lot
about myself over the last couple months.

210
00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,444
I feel like I have a-a
newfound resilience and focus.

211
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,922
I could really use some of that right now. My
dance teacher, she just won't let up on me.

212
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,401
The other day, she told me
I wasn't sexy enough.

213
00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,847
Maybe you shouldn't wear a
bra to your next class.

214
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,367
And take all of the attention away
from the Ms. Cassie July? She'd flip.

215
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,204
I can't stand her.

216
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,965
Cassie July is your dance teacher?
As in the Cassie July?

217
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,726
A.k.a. Crazy July, a.k.a. the biggest
train wreck in Broadway history?

218
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,569
- What?
- You don't know her story?

219
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,160
<i>[ Audience Applauding ] [ Kurt ] Cassie
July was the “it” girl 10 years ago.</i>

220
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,844
<i>She scored the coveted role
of temptress Lola...</i>

221
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,888
in a high-profile revival
of <i>Damn</i> Yankees.

222
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,203
- [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - Then, during the
first preview of the out-of-town tryout-

223
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,687
Stop. Stop. Stop the music!
♪♪ [Orchestra Stops]

224
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,481
- [ Ringing Continues]
- Whose cell phone is that?

225
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,801
I am not going on
until this rude person leaves.

226
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,690
This performance is over
until you leave!

227
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,240
- [ Ringing Continues]
- Come here.

228
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,607
Come here, old man.
Give it to me, old man!

229
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,001
You want it?
You want your phone?

230
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,770
Yeah!

231
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,446
No wonder she's always
just so angry.

232
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,888
You can't give in to her. Not ever.
You have to keep fighting.

233
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,884
If she wants sexy,
give her sexy.

234
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,081
[School Bell Rings]

235
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,284
So here's the deal.

236
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,681
We're both new girls here, and new
girls need to stick together.

237
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,167
Cool. First order of
bestie business- boys.

238
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,487
Who've you got your eye on?
Jake's kind of cute.

239
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,164
Oh, honey, no.
Bad seed.

240
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,642
Come on. He's an artist.
You mean pickup artist.

241
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,370
Marley, everywhere you go
in this school,

242
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,966
you see wreckage of girls' hearts
who thought the same thing as you.

243
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,361
And he's only been
in this school for two weeks!

244
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,489
He's even been known to
troll the girls' gym class.

245
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,803
Uh-uh. Let me be clear.
He's a womanizer.

246
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,049
<i>J." f Dance j</i>

247
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,248
<i>♪ Superstar,</i>
where <i>you from? ♪</i>

248
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,651
<i>♪ How's</i> it <i>going? ♪</i>

249
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,764
<i>♪</i> I <i>know you got</i> a clue
<i>what you're doing ♪</i>

250
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,049
<i>♪ You can play brand-new to all
the</i> other chicks <i>out</i> here <i>♪</i>

251
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,964
<i>♪ But</i> I <i>know what you</i> are
<i>What you</i> are <i>♪</i>

252
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,121
<i>♪ Baby A'</i>

253
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,406
<i>♪ Look at you A'</i>

254
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,602
<i>♪ Gettin' more
than just</i> a re-up <i>♪</i>

255
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,843
<i>♪</i> Baby, <i>you got</i> all <i>the puppets
with</i> their <i>strings</i> up <i>♪</i>

256
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,410
<i>♪ Faking like</i> a <i>good one ♪</i>

257
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,891
<i>♪ But</i> I call <i>'em</i>
like I see <i>'em ♪</i>

258
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,965
<i>♪</i> I <i>know what you</i> are
<i>What you</i> are, <i>baby;</i>

259
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,883
<i>♪ Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer ♪</i>

260
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,200
<i>♪ You're</i> a <i>womanizer;</i>

261
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,645
<i>♪ Oh, womanizer;</i>

262
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,802
<i>♪ Oh, you're</i>
a <i>womanizer, baby ♪</i>

263
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:13,009
<i>♪ You, you, you are
You, you, you are ♪</i>

264
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,731
<i>♪ Womanizer, womanizer,
womanizer ♪</i>

265
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,687
[ Low, Electronic Voice ]
♪ Womanizer ♪

266
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,046
♪ Boy, don't try to front;

267
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,884
<i>♪ I-l know just-just
what you</i> are-are-are <i>♪</i>

268
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,371
♪ Boy, don't try to front;

269
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,727
<i>♪ I-l know just-just
what you</i> are-are-are <i>♪</i>

270
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,926
- ♪ You ♪
n!' You got me goin' ♪

271
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,684
- ♪ You ♪
- ♪ You're, oh, so charming ♪

272
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,848
<i>♪ You ♪
♪ But</i> I can't <i>do it;</i>

273
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,524
♪ You ♪
♪ You womanizer;

274
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,967
<i>♪ Boy,</i> don't <i>try to front I-l
know just-just what you</i> are <i>♪</i>

275
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,691
<i>♪</i> I <i>know who you</i> are <i>♪
♪ Boy,</i> don't <i>try to front;</i>

276
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,091
<i>♪ I-l know just-just
what you</i> are-are-are <i>♪</i>

277
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,322
<i>♪ You ♪
♪ You say I'm crazy'? A'</i>

278
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,930
<i>♪</i> You <i>♪
♪</i> I <i>got your</i> crazy <i>♪</i>

279
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,610
<i>♪ You ♪
♪ You're nothing but</i> a <i>♪</i>

280
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,881
<i>♪</i> You <i>♪
♪ Womanizer ♪</i>

281
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,727
<i>♪</i> Maybe if <i>we both lived
in</i> a <i>different</i> world <i>♪</i>

282
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,848
<i>♪ Womanizer, womanizer,
womanizer,</i> womanizer <i>♪</i>

283
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,842
<i>:No:</i>

284
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,160
<i>♪ It</i> would be all good <i>♪</i>

285
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,447
<i>♪ And</i> maybe I <i>could</i>
be <i>your</i> girl <i>♪</i>

286
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,885
<i>♪ But</i> I <i>can't,</i>
'cause <i>we</i> don't <i>♪</i>

287
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,002
<i>♪</i> You <i>♪
♪ Womanizer ♪</i>

288
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,560
<i>♪ Woman-Womanizer
You're</i> a <i>womanizer;</i>

289
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,122
<i>♪ Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer,</i> baby;

290
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,283
♪ You, you-you are
You, you-you are ♪

291
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,886
<i>♪ Womanizer, womanizer,
womanizer ♪</i>

292
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,961
[ Low Electronic Voice ]
♪ Womanizer ♪

293
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,327
♪ Boy, don't try to front
Don't try ♪

294
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,243
- ♪ L-l know just-just what
you are are-are ♪ - ♪ I know;

295
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,607
- ♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪
- ♪ Don't you try ♪

296
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,648
- ♪ You ♪
- ♪ You got me going ♪

297
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,803
-;You; -;Yea; -;
But I can't do it;

298
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,962
♪ You ♪
♪ You womanizer;

299
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:30,045
- ♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪
- ♪ I know just who you are ♪

300
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,482
<i>♪ Who-Who you are ♪</i>

301
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,166
<i>♪ You say I'm</i> crazy
I <i>got your</i> crazy <i>♪</i>

302
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,810
- ♪ You ♪
- ♪ You're nothing but a ♪

303
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,604
- ♪ You ♪
- ♪ Womanizer;

304
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,842
<i>♪ Yea ' ♪</i>

305
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,888
We should hang out
sometime.

306
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,970
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

307
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,401
Girl.
Uh-uh.

308
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,323
[ Exhales]

309
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,087
<i>♪♪ F Headphones: Pop j</i>
<i>Ninety-four. Ninety-five.</i>

310
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,809
Ninety-six.
Ninety-seven.

311
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,325
Hey, Brody!

312
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,561
Hey!
Hey, Rachel.

313
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,246
- 200,000.
- [ Laughs]

314
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,288
Hey, I miss seeing you
in the showers.

315
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,569
I kinda need to ask you a favor.
Okay.

316
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,645
So, Cassie said that
I, uh, wasn't sexy.

317
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,722
You're crazy sexy.

318
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:22,124
No, um, I'm not, but, uh, I'd really
love it if you would dance with me.

319
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,768
'Cause there aren't enough
guys in my class-

320
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,003
Cassie doesn't allow upperclassmen
to perform in her class.

321
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,930
She would have a fit. Got it.
Got it. Sorry.

322
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,403
Which is why it would be
so much fun to do it.

323
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,761
<i>♪ One, two,</i> three
<i>Not only you and me ♪</i>

324
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,888
<i>♪ Got 180 degrees ♪</i>

325
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,885
<i>♪ And I'm caught 'm between
countin' one, two, three ♪</i>

326
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,123
<i>♪ Peter, Paul and</i> Mary
<i>getting down with</i> 3P <i>♪</i>

327
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,766
<i>♪ Everybody</i> loves <i>counting ♪</i>

328
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,648
<i>♪ Everybody</i> loves <i>counting ♪</i>

329
00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,247
<i>♪</i> Three <i>is</i> a charm
<i>Two is not the</i> same <i>♪</i>

330
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,244
<i>♪</i> I don't see <i>the</i> harm
<i>So</i> are <i>you</i> game? <i>♪</i>

331
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,245
<i>♪ Let's</i> make <i>a team</i>
Make 'em say my name <i>♪</i>

332
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,688
<i>♪ Love 'm the extreme
Now are you game'? ♪</i>

333
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,969
♪ Are you in? ♪

334
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,886
♪ Living in sin
is the new thing ♪

335
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,760
♪ Are you in? ♪

336
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,889
<i>♪</i> I <i>am counting ♪</i>

337
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,645
<i>♪ One, two,</i> three
<i>Not only you and me ♪</i>

338
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,848
<i>♪ Got 180 degrees ♪</i>

339
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:34,367
<i>♪ And I'm caught in between
counting one, two,</i> three <i>♪</i>

340
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,525
<i>♪ Peter, Paul and</i> Mary
<i>getting down with</i> 3P <i>♪</i>

341
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,080
<i>♪ Everybody</i> loves <i>counting ♪</i>

342
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,448
<i>♪ What we</i> do <i>is innocent ♪</i>

343
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,241
♪ Just for fun
and nothing meant;

344
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,881
<i>♪ If you</i> don't like
<i>the company ♪</i>

345
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,249
<i>♪ Let's just</i> do <i>it,
you and me ♪</i>

346
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,524
<i>♪ Or three ♪</i>

347
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,806
<i>♪ Or {our ♪</i>

348
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,123
- <i>♪ On the floor;
up;</i> [ <i>Harmonizing</i> ]

349
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,529
<i>♪ On the floor;
♪ On the floor;</i>

350
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,490
<i>♪ One, two,</i> three
<i>Not only you and me ♪</i>

351
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,369
<i>♪ Got 180 degrees ♪</i>

352
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,967
<i>♪ And I'm caught in between
counting one, two,</i> three <i>♪</i>

353
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,482
<i>♪ Peter, Paul and</i> Mary
<i>getting down with</i> 3P <i>♪</i>

354
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,324
<i>♪ Everybody</i> loves <i>counting ♪</i>

355
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,323
<i>- 3 One, two, “wee 3
- 3 One, two, three 3</i>

356
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,121
<i>♪ Peter, Paul and</i> Mary
<i>getting down with</i> 3P <i>♪</i>

357
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,201
<i>♪ Everybody</i> loves <i>counting ♪♪</i>

358
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,169
- [ Buzzing ]
- [ Screams ]

359
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,890
- What are you doing? - Coach
Sylvester's taken away my high pony.

360
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,088
If I can't have my high pony,
I don't want any hair at all.

361
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,366
- [ Buzzing ]
- No!
- No!

362
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,851
Brittany S. Pierce.

363
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,127
What do you say to reports
you've gone off the rails?

364
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,202
Leave me alone, J.B.l.!

365
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,005
What's going on in your head right now?
Leave me alone, J.B.l.!

366
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,248
Wh-What are you thinking?
There's no comment!

367
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,448
Just talk to me!
Leave me alone!

368
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,682
-[Jacob] Are you getting this?
- [ Shutter Clicks ]

369
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,009
[ Shouting, Yelling ]
Should we do something?

370
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,441
- There's your camera!
- No. He deserves it.

371
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,409
I meant about
Brittany's downward spiral.

372
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,370
I think the whole singing-at-her
thing isn't really helping.

373
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,842
Probably what she misses most about
Cheerios is being in the spotlight.

374
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,888
[ Brittany Yelling ]
We should give her that.

375
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,770
[Screaming ]
Leave her alone!

376
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,842
Leave Brittany alone!
[ Sobbing ]

377
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,881
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No scootering in the hallway.

378
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,281
And Mr. McCarthy's physiology
class is the other direction.

379
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,966
I'm protesting that class
on religious grounds.

380
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,202
They make you dissect a pig,
and I'm kosher.

381
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,965
What about English
and algebra and gym?

382
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,520
I looked at your file. Seems like
you're not attending them either.

383
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,082
Why are you on my back? I'm not one of
your students. I'm not in Glee Club.

384
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,770
And that was my mistake.

385
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,922
No, thanks.
I'm not looking to change.

386
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,163
Your brother was a train
wreck, worse than you.

387
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,323
But even at his worst,
he had a community.

388
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,403
He had friends.

389
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,448
I don't need friends.

390
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,005
[ Exhales]
[School Bell Rings]

391
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,441
I almost didn't come. The other girls
told me I was crazy for even bothering.

392
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,729
- You think they're right?
- I think you're a guy who got hurt.

393
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,600
And I think the hair and the guitar and
the jacket are all walls for that.

394
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,250
Well, y-you think too much.

395
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,448
At all my other schools,
I was picked on.

396
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,729
I tried so hard to be what I
thought they wanted me to be.

397
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,404
Just made it worse.

398
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,771
For the first time at this school,
I feel like I can just...

399
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,330
be.

400
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,368
Glee Club is so lame.

401
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,886
What does Shyster
have you guys singing?

402
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,411
It's Britney Spears week.

403
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,451
Yeah, see, I prefer music
that uses actual instruments.

404
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,000
- Well, you haven't heard my version yet.
- What song is it?

405
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,242
“You Drive Me Crazy.”

406
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,209
- I know I do.
- [ Snickers ]

407
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,770
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Guitar]</i>

408
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:51,288
<i>♪</i> Baby, <i>I'm so into you ♪</i>

409
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,200
<i>♪ You got that something
What can</i> I <i>do? ♪</i>

410
00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,603
<i>♪</i> Baby, <i>you spin me around ♪</i>

411
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:05,242
<i>♪ The</i> earth <i>is moving,
but</i> I can't feel <i>the ground ♪</i>

412
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,484
<i>♪ Oh, that</i> kind
<i>of lovin' ♪</i>

413
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,885
<i>♪ Turns</i> a <i>man
to</i> a slave <i>♪</i>

414
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,485
<i>♪ Oh-Oh-oh ♪</i>

415
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,040
<i>♪ That kind of lovin' ♪</i>

416
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,081
<i>♪</i> Sends a <i>man
right to his</i> grave <i>♪</i>

417
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,329
<i>♪</i> You <i>know I'm ♪</i> [
<i>Both</i> ] <i>♪</i> Crazy <i>♪</i>

418
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,402
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

419
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:34,686
♪ Crazy for you, baby ♪

420
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,243
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

421
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,609
♪ Crazy for you, baby ♪

422
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,126
<i>♪</i> Tell <i>me ♪</i>

423
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,170
<i>♪ You're so into me ♪</i>

424
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,961
<i>♪ That I'm the only one
you will</i> see <i>♪</i>

425
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,651
<i>♪</i> Yeah <i>♪</i>

426
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,563
<i>♪ I'm not in the</i> blue;

427
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,926
<i>♪ Oh-Oh ♪</i>

428
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,686
<i>♪ That I'm not wastin'</i>
my <i>feelings on you ♪</i>

429
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,090
♪ Every time ♪

430
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,766
<i>♪</i> I look <i>at you ♪</i>

431
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:12,289
<i>♪ My</i> heart <i>is jumping
What can</i> I <i>do? ♪</i>

432
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,966
<i>♪</i> You drive <i>me crazy;</i>

433
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,367
<i>♪</i> I <i>just</i> can't sleep <i>♪
♪ Crazy;</i>

434
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,442
<i>♪ Crazy ♪</i>

435
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,045
<i>♪ I'm 'm too deep ♪</i>

436
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,442
♪ You know I'm crazy;

437
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,643
<i>♪ But</i> it feels <i>all right;
♪ Crazy;</i>

438
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,441
<i>♪ Baby, thinking of you</i>
keeps <i>me</i> up all <i>night;</i>

439
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,490
♪ You know I'm crazy;

440
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,531
<i>♪ Crazy 3</i>

441
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,683
<i>♪ For you, baby ♪</i>

442
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:48,251
<i>♪ Crazy 3</i>

443
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:54,521
<i>♪ For you, baby ' ♪</i>

444
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,525
You okay?

445
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,126
Yeah.
It just got cold up here.

446
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,685
Here.

447
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,010
[ Chuckles ]

448
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,888
[School Bell Rings]

449
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,370
[ Phone Chimes]

450
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,522
Kiki, why is everybody in the
Glee Club staring at me?

451
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,523
<i>[ Kiki] Because those
fools are jealous.</i>

452
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,809
- Who's Kiki? - Kiki is Siri's
super-smart older cousin...

453
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,486
who's really jealous
of how famous Siri's gotten.

454
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,450
She lives inside this super-cheap
phone I found at the Laundromat.

455
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,841
What size coffee is that?

456
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,365
Kiki, what size coffee
am I drinking?

457
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,450
[ <i>Chimes</i> ] <i>You 're drinking a
settanta- 70 ounces of espresso.</i>

458
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,443
[ Brittany]
Thank you, Kiki.

459
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,241
- You're the only one I can trust now that
Santana's too busy. - We're worried about you.

460
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,164
[ Blaine ] We know how hard it must have
felt to get kicked off the Cheerios.

461
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,971
We want to help you get back on your
feet and start performing again.

462
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,010
You should be the lead performer
at the pep assembly on Friday.

463
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,890
That's great. But there's only one problem.
I have to lip-synch.

464
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,042
W-We don't lip-synch
in Glee.

465
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,407
Well, my voice
is too weak to sing live.

466
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,882
I've been up every night yelling at the shrubs
in my yard that have been making fun of me.

467
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,530
This sounds like
a terrible idea.

468
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,090
We'll record the song
in advance.

469
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,889
I'll choreograph
an amazing routine...

470
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,122
without having to worry about
anybody running out of breath,

471
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,123
and Mr. Schuester will
never know the difference.

472
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,762
Lots of performers do this now.
Kristen Stewart. James Earl Jones.

473
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,010
[ Phone Chimes]

474
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,043
Kiki, is it a good idea for me to
lip-synch at the pep assembly?

475
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,010
<i>It's not a good idea.</i>

476
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,811
<i>It's a great idea. Can I
get you another settanta?</i>

477
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,445
[School Bell Rings]

478
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,211
You're late. And dressed like
a Walgreens underwear model.

479
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,328
What are you doing here,
Brody?

480
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,448
I asked Brody to come in and
help me with a little routine.

481
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,967
And you just love helping people,
don't you? Especially the ingenues.

482
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,283
And the reason why I'm dressed all Bob
Fosse-chic is because I wanted to show you...

483
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,727
that I do have
what it takes to be sexy.

484
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,121
Sexy enough to play Evita,
Roxie and Charity.

485
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,726
Show me
what you've prepared.

486
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,282
Some of the dancers are gonna
help out as well. Lights.

487
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,211
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Piano]</i>

488
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,568
♪ I think I did it again;

489
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,291
<i>♪</i> I made <i>you</i> believe <i>♪</i>

490
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,250
<i>♪</i> We're <i>more than
just friends ♪</i>

491
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,804
<i>♪ Oh, baby,</i> it <i>might
seem</i> like a crush <i>♪</i>

492
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,326
<i>♪ But</i> it <i>doesn't mean ♪</i>

493
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,483
<i>♪ That I'm serious ♪</i>

494
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:38,726
<i>♪</i> 'Cause <i>to</i> lose
<i>all</i> my senses <i>♪</i>

495
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,885
<i>♪ That is just
so typically me ♪</i>

496
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,009
<i>♪ Oh, baby, baby A'</i>

497
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,287
<i>♪ You</i> see,
my <i>problem is this ♪</i>

498
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,806
<i>♪ I'm dreaming away:</i>

499
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,851
<i>♪ Wishing that</i> heroes,
<i>they truly</i> exist <i>♪</i>

500
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,531
♪ <i>I</i> cry,
watching the days ♪

501
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,410
<i>♪</i> Can't <i>you</i> see <i>I'm</i> a <i>fool ♪</i>

502
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,211
<i>♪</i> In <i>so many</i> ways? <i>♪</i>

503
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,204
<i>♪ Oops,</i> I <i>did</i> it again <i>♪</i>

504
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,760
<i>♪</i> I <i>played with your</i> heart <i>♪</i>

505
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,411
<i>♪ Got lost in the</i> game <i>♪</i>

506
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,204
<i>♪ Oh, baby, baby A'</i>

507
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,045
<i>♪ Oops, you think
I'm in</i> love <i>♪</i>

508
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,920
<i>♪ That I'm sent from above ♪</i>

509
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,004
♪ I'm not that innocent;

510
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,809
<i>♪ Oops,</i> I <i>did</i> it again <i>♪</i>

511
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,127
♪ To your heart ♪

512
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,569
<i>♪ Got lost in this</i> game
<i>Oh, baby ♪</i>

513
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,768
♪ GODS, you think;

514
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,890
<i>♪ That I'm sent from above ♪</i>

515
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,646
♪ I'm not that innocent;

516
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,486
<i>♪ Oops,</i> I <i>did</i> it again
I <i>played with your</i> heart <i>♪</i>

517
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,329
<i>♪ Got lost in the</i> game <i>♪</i>

518
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,971
<i>♪ Oh-ohh-ohh ♪</i>

519
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,691
<i>♪ Oops, think
I'm in</i> love <i>♪</i>

520
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,560
<i>♪ That I'm sent from above ♪</i>

521
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,281
<i>♪ I'm not that innocent ♪♪</i>

522
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,606
So what do you think,
Ms. July?

523
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,728
Am I ready
to learn the tango?

524
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,246
Look, you can memorize
a routine. So what?

525
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,527
- Rachel was incredible.
- <i>You</i> were incredible.

526
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,047
She was okay. And that song? Garbage.
Whose idea was that?

527
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:41,603
You want truth? Fine. Maria Von Trapp.
Willy Loman. Shrek.

528
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,001
Those are the roles that are appropriate
for your level of sex appeal.

529
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,570
You're just jealous
of me.

530
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,324
- Of all of us.
- Rachel, don't.

531
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,647
No, because we have our
entire careers ahead of us,

532
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,404
and yours ended
before it even began.

533
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,802
We're the future, and you're
just some YouTube joke.

534
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,563
You're done.
Get out of my class.

535
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,927
Get out of my class!
Out!

536
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,844
<i>[ School Bell Rings ]</i>

537
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,324
- Is that all I get, Jumbo?
- Why so stingy?

538
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,609
- They must let you eat all those
leftovers, huh? - Quit it. That's my mom.

539
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,529
Whoa!
You came out of that?

540
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,291
Were you an only child, or do you
have a twin who's still in there?

541
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,250
- [ Snickering ] - Dude,
imagine the size of her dumps.

542
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,688
Enough. Say you're sorry.
To both of them.

543
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,684
You know what?
Screw it.

544
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,000
[Grunting, Shouting ]

545
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:43,005
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on,
tough guy! You're coming with me.

546
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,404
In.
[Sighs]

547
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,888
This is garbage. Those guys suck, and I'm
the one being dragged to see Figgins?

548
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,408
I'm not taking you to see Figgins.
He's taking you to see me.

549
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,689
Jake Puckerman, I'd like to introduce
you to your brother, Noah.

550
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,007
I'll leave you two alone.

551
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,008
You look more like Dad
than I do.

552
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,923
He never told me about you
when I was a kid,

553
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,045
but I do remember my mom and dad arguing
about a baby and some slut waitress.

554
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,044
That would be my mom.

555
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,090
Schuester called you to come
and straighten me out.

556
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,401
You're wasting your time.
I'm fine.

557
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,482
And you are not
my brother.

558
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,005
You think you're a badass?

559
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,890
Nailing a bunch of chicks, beating
up some punks in the cafeteria?

560
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,485
I'm the original badass.

561
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,847
I had my first threesome at seven,
and once I beat up a police horse.

562
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,844
So what, are you gonna kick my ass
if I don't get myself together?

563
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,487
I know what it feels like to be
scared that you're not important...

564
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,131
or smart
or worth anything.

565
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,565
We had the same dad, bro.

566
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,802
I know what it feels like
to spend all day...

567
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,804
trying to prove something to someone who's
never gonna give two craps about you.

568
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,280
I rode my motorcycle,
I played my ax,

569
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,966
I banged every chick
in this place twice.

570
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,486
And you know what?
None of it made me a man.

571
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,040
What made me a man was sitting here in
this room, singing songs I hated...

572
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,441
next to the biggest collection
of losers you've ever seen.

573
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,488
Them and Mr. Schue
made me a man.

574
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,006
And if you come in here,
it'll make you one too.

575
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,162
Think about it
for a couple days.

576
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,449
I got to get back to L.A.

577
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,841
I got a date with the chick who was
third runner-up on The Bachelor.

578
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,206
One thing.

579
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,284
Whether you join Glee Club
or not, you're my brother.

580
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,522
<i>[ Feedback ]
[ Thumping Microphone]</i>

581
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,165
Quiet, please, children.

582
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,851
Shh.

583
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,801
Welcome, children, to McKinley
High's annual fall assembly,

584
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,965
where we gather
to celebrate teen pep.

585
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,520
Before we begin,
a few announcements.

586
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,409
First and foremost,

587
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,721
I wish to address the rumor...

588
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,724
that I like to be
milked like a cow...

589
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,442
because my breasts are filled
with delicious, wholesome milk.

590
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,602
That rumor is untrue.

591
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,489
And now,
without further ado,

592
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,485
it's time for a performance
of music to be enjoyed by all.

593
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,531
Brittany, shouldn't you be stretching or...
warming up or something?

594
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,041
Do you need a baby wipe? You have
Cheeto hands and Cheeto mouth.

595
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,600
- I'm fine, thank you.
- [ Sighs ]

596
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,968
It is my honor to introduce
McKinley High's New Directions!

597
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,566
[Applause ]

598
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,844
It's Britney, bitch.
♪♪ [ Dance]

599
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,402
<i>♪</i> I see <i>you ♪</i>

600
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,568
<i>♪ And</i> I just <i>wanna</i>
dance <i>with you ♪</i>

601
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,684
[ Chuckling ]

602
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,808
<i>♪</i> Every <i>time they turn
the</i> lights <i>down ♪</i>

603
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,601
<i>♪ Just wanna go
that</i> extra mile <i>for you ♪</i>

604
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,202
- ♪ You got me ♪
- ♪ My display of affection ♪

605
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,411
<i>♪</i> Feels like <i>no one</i> else
<i>in the</i> room <i>♪</i>

606
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,648
- ♪ But you ♪
- ♪ We can get down ♪

607
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,324
<i>♪ Like there's
no one around ♪</i>

608
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,408
- ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪ -
[Whispering ] ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪

609
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,925
<i>♪ We</i> keep <i>on rockin' ♪</i>

610
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,286
<i>♪ Oh, are you'? A'</i>

611
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,045
<i>♪</i> Cameras <i>are flashing</i>
while we're dirty <i>dancing ♪</i>

612
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,771
<i>♪ They</i> keep <i>watching ♪
♪ They</i> keep <i>watching ♪</i>

613
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,366
<i>♪</i> Feels like <i>the crowd
is saying ♪</i>

614
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,807
♪ Gimme, gimme more,
gimme more ♪

615
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,291
♪ Gimme, gimme more;

616
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,840
♪ Gimme, gimme more,
gimme, gimme;

617
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,442
♪ Gimme more, gimme,
gimme more, gimme more;

618
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,808
♪ Gimme, gimme more;

619
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,245
♪ Gimme, gimme;

620
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,288
They're lip-synching!

621
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,446
<i>♪ accuse!</i>

622
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,170
- ♪ I just can't ♪
- [ Students Booing, Jeering ]

623
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,766
<i>♪ Control myself ♪</i>

624
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,763
<i>:0“:</i>

625
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,729
♪ They want more? ♪

626
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,724
<i>♪</i> Well,
<i>I'll give them</i> more <i>♪♪</i>

627
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,043
♪♪ <i>f</i> Ends <i>j</i>
[ Booing, Jeering Continue ]

628
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,044
In the 58-year history of the William
McKinley High School Glee Club,

629
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,369
there has never been
such a debacle!

630
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,364
We do not lip-synch ever!

631
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,807
We're sorry, Mr. Schue. We were
just trying to help Brittany out.

632
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,406
Lip-synching is the equivalent of
blood doping in professional sports!

633
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,689
Every gain we've made in the last
three years has been wiped out.

634
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,644
And I'm not just talking about
our reputation here at McKinley.

635
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,127
If the National Show Choir Board
of Review gets wind of this,

636
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,726
we could be barred
from competing.

637
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,326
What do you have to say
for yourself, Brittany?

638
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,164
To quote the legend herself,

639
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,641
“If I met me,
I would say a quick hello...

640
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,200
and then think
I was a really nice girl.”

641
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,090
And I resign from Glee Club,
effective immediately.

642
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,885
I'm working.

643
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,367
I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry.

644
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,090
All those things
that I said to you,

645
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,845
they were completely wrong
a-a-and out of line.

646
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,968
I felt like you were
picking on me for no reason.

647
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,011
Stop... talking.

648
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,082
[ Groans ]
Look.

649
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,560
You lost it
and you lashed out,

650
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,529
same as I did
10 years ago.

651
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,241
Except all it took for you to snap
was a little honest feedback...

652
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,846
in, excuse me,
dance class.

653
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,571
And you expect to
make it on Broadway,

654
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,889
where all there is
is scrutiny and judgment?

655
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,564
I'm really sorry-

656
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,484
And what if someone
taped your little outburst...

657
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,040
and then posted it
on the Internet?

658
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,326
You'd never get cast.

659
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,129
You have one chance.

660
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,363
You screw it up,
you're done.

661
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,522
You're that crazy actress.

662
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,888
And why would anybody
want to work with you?

663
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,564
Because you're good.

664
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,728
I was great.

665
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,084
But it doesn't make
a difference,

666
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,891
'cause I wasn't ready
for the pressure.

667
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,726
Believe me, it's a whole lot more
vicious out there than it is in here.

668
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,802
That's why
I pick on my students.

669
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,882
I want them
to be ready.

670
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,924
Well, I-l know
that I'm not there yet.

671
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,889
Not even close.

672
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,601
And if I had my choice, I wouldn't
let you back in my class.

673
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,921
I don't believe
in second chances.

674
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,650
I know they don't exist.

675
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,609
Unfortunately for me,

676
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,082
school policy says
you get a warning.

677
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,881
[ Exhales]

678
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,324
So-
So you're in.

679
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,323
And on probation
and dance belt duty.

680
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,402
Hand-washed, all of them.

681
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,688
You're dismissed, Schwimmer.

682
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,048
Don't forget the hamper
on your way out.

683
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,526
Four, five, six, seven.

684
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,721
I got your note to come meet you here.
Thanks for drawing the map.

685
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,764
Yeah, I always keep it in my pocket
in case someone steals my compass.

686
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,810
Look, I know
what you're up to.

687
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,963
The lip-synching,
beating up Jacob Ben Israel.

688
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,530
You're intentionally
hitting rock bottom.

689
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,683
So I can make a glorious
comeback, just like Britney.

690
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,401
I mean, look at her. She got paid
$14 million to be on <i>X</i> Factor.

691
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,130
She looks great.

692
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,601
She has an amazing perfume
you can smell from miles away.

693
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,809
No matter what happened to her,
she just came back stronger.

694
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,680
Right. Consider this the last
stop on the Train Wreck Express-

695
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,250
an intervention.

696
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,402
Thank you.

697
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,528
I'm so ready to come back.

698
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,682
I'm just so sad
that everybody's so mad at me.

699
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,684
I just think they didn't
understand what you were up to.

700
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,280
Hmm. Yeah.

701
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,882
But you did. I think we
just think the same.

702
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,962
Yeah, it's probably
because we're both blond.

703
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,850
Are you okay? You still
seem kind of bummed.

704
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,649
I don't know.

705
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,290
Santana would have understood.

706
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,125
And then she would have used mean words
against anyone who got down on me.

707
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,607
You miss her, huh? I just
miss the little things.

708
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,047
Like her laugh
and the smell of her armpits.

709
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,602
Yes, we had interesting lady sex,
but she was also my best friend.

710
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,160
Well, now you have a new
friend, and he's blond.

711
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,565
I'm-I'm talking about me.

712
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,769
Now you just gotta figure out a
way to get back on the Cheerios.

713
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,366
It's all part of
the comeback.

714
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,482
I am here to inform you
of your legal requirement...

715
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,166
to restore my high pony and
put me back on the Cheerios.

716
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,490
I beg your pardon?

717
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,090
I studied the McKinley High
Student Council Charter,

718
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,731
and it says that the senior class
president continues his term...

719
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,564
until he or she graduates,

720
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,564
which... I never graduated, so,
technically, I'm still president.

721
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,921
I drafted
an executive order...

722
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,809
demanding that Brittany S.
Pierce be reinstated...

723
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,724
as a member in good standing
of the McKinley High Cheerios.

724
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,280
Brittany, take a seat.

725
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,207
This is clearly
the plan of an idiot.

726
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,922
But a plan nonetheless, and one that required
the barest modicum of human logic...

727
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,843
which, frankly,
I thought was beyond you.

728
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,321
If you want to be
back on the Cheerios,

729
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,846
I want you to graduate
by the end of the year.

730
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,089
That means you're gonna have to turn those
grades around. I'm already working on that.

731
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,731
Mr. Schuester eventually realized that
my lip-synching was a cry for help...

732
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,404
and wanted to step up
and take action.

733
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,445
He and Miss Pillsbury are spending
one afternoon a week tutoring me.

734
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,602
Barack Obama. Yes!

735
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,966
Glenn Close.

736
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,010
Oh, good effort, Britt.
Baby steps.

737
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,641
I got a C-minus
on my U.S. History exam,

738
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,768
which the teacher bumped up two whole
letter grades because I wrote in English...

739
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,571
instead of my secret language
I invented in middle school.

740
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,011
Brittany, welcome back.

741
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,641
[ Invented Language]

742
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,409
What do you think?

743
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,084
Am I being too obvious?

744
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,484
He hasn't called you because he loves you,
not because he's forgotten about you.

745
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,564
- Your freedom is a gift he's
given you. Accept it. - I know.

746
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,521
It's just so much freedom all at once that
it's starting to feel like severe loneliness.

747
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,921
The only cure
to loneliness is cake.

748
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,049
- [ Gasps ] - There's a great
Italian bakery down the street.

749
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,049
- You don't mind going out at night?
- Oh, no, it's cool.

750
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,051
If I walk around like a crazy person, yelling
and twitching, people keep their distance.

751
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,282
[ Knocking ]

752
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,206
Well, hello there,
kind sir.

753
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,282
Hey. Uh, I'm Brody. I'm Kurt.

754
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,484
Hi.

755
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,847
I was just gonna
go get some cake.

756
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,287
Uh, <i>I'll-</i> [Whispering ]
leave you two alone.

757
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,161
Sorry.

758
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,282
Wow.
[ Giggles ]

759
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,727
- This is huge!
- Yeah.

760
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,690
Too bad it took me 45 minutes
on the train to get here.

761
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,401
I've lived here for three years, and I
didn't even know there was a “J” train.

762
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,563
Wait, you took the train for 45
minutes just to come and see me?

763
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,766
Yep.

764
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,763
Sandwiched between some guy
who said he was Jesus...

765
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,491
and two German tourists
who were very lost.

766
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,682
But I came here
to give you this orchid.

767
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,683
Apparently, it's good luck
in a new place.

768
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,411
And they're kind of sexy,
for a plant.

769
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,289
Thank you.
I think it should go-

770
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,888
Oh, and I, uh- I wanted to tell you something
that didn't feel appropriate over text.

771
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,485
What?

772
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,246
That I- I really liked
dancing with you.

773
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,769
And I think that you- I think
that you're really sexy.

774
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,607
And-
Oh.

775
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,250
I can't.

776
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,125
I think you are amazing
and- and-

777
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,720
and very, very, very sexy-

778
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,245
I just-

779
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,767
You're still in love
with your boyfriend.

780
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,889
Here's the thing. I- I will
respect your boundaries.

781
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,401
But just know that...

782
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,007
when we're together, whatever we're
talking about, whatever we're doing,

783
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,082
I'm thinking
of kissing you.

784
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,088
Enjoy the orchid.

785
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,242
[ Door Slides Closed ]

786
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,561
[School Bell Rings]

787
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,211
Uh, you think I could sit
next to you in Glee Club?

788
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,685
I don't know anybody else.

789
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,683
You're going to join?

790
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,843
I didn't realize I had that
powerful of an effect on you.

791
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,729
It wasn't you.

792
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,724
Well, it-it helped. I just-
[ Sighs ] I don't know.

793
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,010
I get these feelings sometimes to punch
someone or steal a cop car or kiss someone,

794
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,289
and I hear Glee Club
might help them go away.

795
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,442
Even though
it totally sucks balls.

796
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,888
I promise,
it's not that bad.

797
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,691
Just stick with me, and <i>I'll
</i> help you get through it.

798
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,081
Mmm.

799
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,730
It's nice to have a friend
looking out for me.

800
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,962
Well, I owe you for what
you did for my mom.

801
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,563
Oh, I just realized I'm
still wearing your jacket.

802
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,644
- Looks pretty good on you.
- Bet it looks better on me.

803
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,167
We're dating now.
Didn't Jake tell you?

804
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,845
Uh, no, he didn't.

805
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,369
Uh, it's not... really my style
to put a label on things.

806
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,851
You two
make a great couple.

807
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,285
Bye.

808
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,570
[School Bell Rings]

809
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,884
[ Exhales]

810
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,725
All right.

811
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,441
Okay, let's give a big New Directions
welcome to Jake Puckerman.

812
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,285
Hey, dude. Uh, me and your bro
were practically best friends.

813
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,522
- Is it weird that I know him a lot
better than you? - Welcome, bro.

814
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,841
God made you, and God
doesn't make mistakes.

815
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,168
[ Coughs 1

816
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,402
- Mr. Schuester?
- Yeah, Marley.

817
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,290
If it's all right, I'd like to
sing one last Britney song.

818
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,926
Did that come out this morning? 'Cause we've
scraped the bottom of that Britney barrel.

819
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,368
Not exactly. This is one
of my favorite songs.

820
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,889
<i>♪ Notice me ♪</i>

821
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,761
♪ Take my hand ♪

822
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,922
♪ Why are we ♪

823
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,680
<i>♪ Strangers when ♪</i>

824
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,924
<i>♪ Our</i> love <i>is strong? ♪</i>

825
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,449
<i>♪ Why</i> carry <i>on without me? ♪</i>

826
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,923
<i>♪ Every time I try to fly
I fall ♪</i>

827
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,642
<i>♪ Without my wings
I feel so small ♪</i>

828
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:00,441
<i>♪ I guess
I need you, baby;</i>

829
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:05,401
<i>♪ And every time
I see you in my dreams ♪</i>

830
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,164
<i>♪ I see your face ♪</i>

831
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,686
<i>♪ You're haunting me ♪</i>

832
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,924
<i>♪ I guess
I need you, baby;</i>

833
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,841
<i>♪ I may have made it rain ♪</i>

834
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,610
<i>♪ Please forgive me ♪</i>

835
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,765
<i>♪ My weakness
caused you pain ♪</i>

836
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:33,802
<i>♪ And this song's</i>
my sorry <i>♪</i>

837
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,411
<i>♪ At night I pray;</i>

838
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,243
<i>♪ That soon your face
will fade away ♪</i>

839
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,882
<i>♪ And every time I try to fly
I fall ♪</i>

840
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,568
<i>♪ Without my wings
I feel so small ♪</i>

841
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,401
<i>♪ I guess
I need you, baby;</i>

842
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,724
<i>♪ And every time
I see you in my dreams ♪</i>

843
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,690
<i>♪ I see your face ♪</i>

844
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,649
<i>♪ You're haunting me ♪</i>

845
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,566
<i>J I guess</i>
I <i>need you, baby♪.</i>

846
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,085
<i>♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]</i>

847
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,369
<i>♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing]</i>

848
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,889
<i>J." I Ends j</i>

