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<i>♪♪ [ Techno]</i>

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All right, kids,
show me what you got.

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Ready? Five, six,
seven, eight.

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Welcome to NYADA.

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This is Dance 101,
my name's Cassandra July,

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and if you are not suffering
from severe body dysmorphia,

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then you don't
want it enough.

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Let's get this straight,
freshmen.

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There's maybe two
of you in this room...

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that are good enough
to make it in this business.

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As for the rest of you, thank you for
paying my rent on my loft in SoHo.

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Hey. What's your name?
Muffin Top?

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- Uh, Lydia.
- No. No, your name's Muffin Top.

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And from now on,
it's rice cakes and ipecac.

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Or cut off a butt cheek,
'cause you need to drop a few.

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- Hold it. I'm sorry.
- <i>[ Stops ]</i>

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Did my conversation
with Muffin Top offend you?

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No. Hmm? What's your name?

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Rachel.
Little Miss-

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David Schwimmer?
Little Miss David Schwimmer.

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I bet you were a big star
back in Iowa.

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I'm actually from Ohio. Ohio.
That's even worse.

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You ever look at a map? Ohio is like a giant
turd that Michigan just can't pinch off.

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So did you come all the way to New York
City to show me how to run my class?

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No, I- I came to learn. Okay.

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Lesson number one-
your piqué turns are pathetic...

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and your stuck-up little
attitude's really pissing me off.

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- <i>Music!</i>
- <i>♪♪ f Resumes j</i>

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All right, go!

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Let's get energy
in your fingers.

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Higher. Higher. Into the ground.
Higher! Higher! Higher!

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Ohh!
Come on!

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I don't need any help. No. I'm not
coming down here to help you.

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I'm coming down here to give you
a big New York City welcome.

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You suck.

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Nice.

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[School Bell Rings]

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What's up, blogosphere?
Jacob Ben Israel here,

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back on the street with an exclusive
look at McKinley's newest celebrities-

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the New Directions!

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Artie Abrams, lunchroom sources tell me
you've been seen sitting with Cheerios.

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Well, I'm usually
seen sitting.

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But yes, and I can tell you it
is great finally being popular.

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National champs, baby! Whoo!

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Sam Evans- from hobo stripper
to Glee Club celebrity.

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How does it feel?
Awesome, and about time.

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I never thought I'd have a
freshman for a personal assistant.

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This isn't organic.

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Wow. See you next Tina.

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Do Taylor Lautner again.

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Bella, I love you.
And I'm a werewolf.

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[Squealing ]

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Is it true you broke up
with Mike Chang...

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a week after tattooing “Mike
Chang 4ever” on your hip...

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because the long-distance
thing was too hard?

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Um, yeah.

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I still love him,
and we're still friends,

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and I changed the tattoo
to “Make Change 4ever.”

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Change is good.

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Face it. Rachel Berry was
the group's undisputed star,

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so, really,
the only question is-

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which one of you
is the new Rachel?

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Well- [All ] I am.

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I am.
[School Bell Rings]

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<i>[ Rachel Narrating ]
It's nice to know I'm missed.</i>

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<i>New York can make
a girl feel lonely.</i>

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<i>I miss my dads.
I miss Finn.</i>

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<i>I haven't heard from him
in two months.</i>

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<i>Maybe he's just trying to give me the
space I need to make it on my own.</i>

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<i>Surrender, right?</i>
[ <i>Man Moaning</i> ]

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<i>I'm sure that's it.</i>
[ Girl Laughs ]

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<i>My roommate seems nice.</i>

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<i>Well, I haven't
officially met her.</i>

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- <i>She's usually busy with company,
but she sounds nice.</i> - [ <i>Moans</i> ]

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<i>I just wish Kurt had gotten into
NYADA with me- [Girl Giggles]</i>

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<i>The coed bathrooms take
some getting used to.</i>

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<i>I got tired of everyone's opinion
of my extensive nighttime ritual,</i>

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<i>so I started showering at 3:00 in the
morning when no one else is around.</i>

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[ Shower Running ]

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[ Man ] ♪ Sister Christian,
oh, the time has come ♪

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<i>♪ And you know that you're
the</i> only <i>one to say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Okay ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Where <i>you goin'?
What you lookin' for? ♪</i>

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♪ Oh, those boys
don't want to play;

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<i>♪ No more with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ [ Rock ]</i>

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<i>♪ Motoring ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's your price
for flight? ♪</i>

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<i>J." [$1003]</i>

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Hey. You're
a freshman, right?

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Yeah, I'm Rachel Berry. I'm
majoring in musical theater.

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Me too.
Brody Weston.

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I'm a junior.
Hi.

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Well, you survived your first class
with Cassie, so you must be good.

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- Is she, uh, always that awful?
- Yeah, she's tough.

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But I wouldn't have gotten that chorus gig
in the revival of <i>Working</i> last summer...

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if she didn't push me so hard.

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- You were on Broadway?
- Steel Worker Number Three. [ Chuckles ]

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The show lasted for, like,
three performances, but still.

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I like to come in here
at night too.

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People give me a hard time
about my moisturizing ritual.

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- Me too.
- We're actors, right?

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Our skin is like our
paintbrush <i>and</i> our canvas.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Actually, I'm not really
sleeping much lately.

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Not a lot of city noise
in Lima, Ohio.

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I just think everything takes a
little getting used to, but yeah.

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- You'll be fine.
- Yeah.

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Just remember,
you're here...

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because you're
the best of the best.

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Start believing that.

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Oh, and, in case you were
wondering, which you were,

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I'm straight.

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<i>[Kurt] 80 he's wearing a towel that
was barely covering his twinkle tube,</i>

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and he's straight? Hot.

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Do you <i>like him?</i> No. You
know <i>I'll</i> always love Finn.

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Oh, and I love you.
I miss you like crazy.

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<i>Oh, is that why you're
calling me every three hours?</i>

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Well, I just want to
make sure that you're okay.

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I'm great. I love it here.
My dance teacher worships me.

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But how are you?
Are you okay?

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- I'm keeping busy.
- Where are you right now?

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I just passed Mrs. Hagberg's
old classroom.

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Figured I'd stop by McKinley
and meet their newest addition.

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Porcelain, this is
my daughter, Robin.

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I've loved the name ever since
I was a little girl.

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[Cooing ] It recalls
hope and springtime...

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and my favorite
dead Bee Gee.

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Oh, she's
the love of my life.

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And I'm so-
so devoted to her.

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Kitty, get in here.

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Yes, Coach Sylvester?

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I need you to change Robin's diaper
and then sing her a lullaby.

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Preferably something not yet
butchered by the Glee Club.

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Good luck finding one.

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Porcelain, this is Kitty.
Kitty is my new head bitch.

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She's like a young Quinn Fabray, except
she's not pregnant, manic-depressive...

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or in and out
of a wheelchair.

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Shouldn't you be in college
or something?

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I thought gay people were
all successful overachievers.

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- I am a successful- - Oh, don't pay
attention to what Kitty thinks,

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even if it's exactly what
the rest of the world thinks.

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I'm actually very proud
of you, Twinkletush.

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You're a real trailblazer.

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You know, it used to be that just
straight ex-football players...

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would lurk the halls of high
schools after graduation.

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But you've proven that
gay ex-show choir champs...

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can also be depressive sad sacks
desperately clinging to the past.

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I'm not a sad sack, okay?

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My classes at Allen County
Community College start next week-

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I'm sorry. I tuned out the moment
you opened your mouth.

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Keep living the dream,
Porcelain.

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[School Bell Rings]
Glee!

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Whoo!
Yeah!

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We are coming off of
a national championship,

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but it's time
to look forward.

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And thanks to Glee now being
the coolest club in the school-

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Whoo!
Hey-o!

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This shouldn't be
a problem.

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All right. VVhoa.VVhoa!
[ Clamoring ]

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Yes, we've lost
some big voices.

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But we still have
some huge ones in here.

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And I promise to do everything I can
to replace the ones that we lost.

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And on that note, I'd like to
introduce you to our newest member-

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the M.V.P. of last year's
nationals, Wade “Unique” Adams.

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[ Clapping ]
Whoo!

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That's a great haircut, Mercedes.
I thought you graduated.

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I wanted to be somewhere where
different was celebrated.

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- We are so excited to have you.
- [ Clapping 1

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Guys, where's the love?

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I think Wade is great, but the competition
to be the new Rachel is already so intense,

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the last thing that we need
is one more contender.

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- The new Rachel?
- Every glee club needs a star performer.

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Rachel was that, and now that she's
gone, many of us want the job.

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Okay, we don't win
with stars.

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We win as a team. One that
supports new members.

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Now, I don't want to hear any more of
this- this “new Rachel” stuff, okay?

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Have a seat, Wade.

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Make no mistake. Unique
<i>will</i> be the new Rachel.

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We decide this on our own,
then- Thunderdome style.

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5:00, in the auditorium.

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So here are the rules- we perform the
song for Artie, he makes his choice,

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we go to Mr. Schue
as a group,

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and we tell him who
the new lead soloist is.

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Hopefully, it'll be me because
that's what Rachel wanted.

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Though I am uncomfortable doing this
behind Mr. Schue's back, I am a director.

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Therefore, I never pass up on
an opportunity to judge people.

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What song are we singing?

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What Rachel would sing
if she were here.

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The song of the summer,
“Call Me Maybe.”

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Yes. Do you need
time to prepare?

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I can sing any song,
any time.

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Just press “play”
and get back.

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<i>♪</i> I threw a <i>wish in</i> a well <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Don't ask <i>me</i>
I'll never tell <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> I <i>looked to you</i>
as it fell <i>♪</i>

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♪ And now you're in my way ♪

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<i>♪ I'd</i> trade my <i>soul
for</i> a <i>wish ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pennies and dimes
for</i> a kiss <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> I <i>wasn't looking for this ♪</i>

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♪ But now you're in my way ♪

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<i>♪</i> Your stare <i>was holding ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ripped</i> jeans
<i>Skin was showing ♪</i>

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♪ Hot night
Wind was blowing ♪

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<i>♪</i> Where <i>you think
you're going, baby? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey,</i> I just <i>met you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And this is</i> crazy <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ But</i> here's my <i>number;</i>

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<i>♪ So</i> call <i>me, maybe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ it's</i> hard <i>to look right;</i>

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♪ At you, baby:

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<i>♪ But</i> here's my <i>number;</i>

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<i>♪ So</i> call <i>me, maybe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey,</i> I just <i>met you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And this is</i> crazy <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ But</i> here's my <i>number;</i>

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<i>♪ So</i> call <i>me, maybe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And</i> all <i>the</i> other <i>boys ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Try to chase me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But</i> here's my <i>number;</i>

221
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<i>♪ So</i> call <i>me, maybe ♪</i>

222
00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,208
<i>♪</i> Before <i>you</i> came <i>into</i> my <i>life ♪</i>

223
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,647
<i>♪</i> I <i>missed you so bad ♪</i>

224
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,165
<i>♪</i> I <i>missed you
so bad ♪</i>

225
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,561
<i>♪</i> I <i>missed you so,
so bad ♪</i>

226
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,130
<i>♪</i> Before <i>you</i> came
<i>into</i> my <i>life ♪</i>

227
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,043
<i>♪</i> I <i>missed you so bad ♪</i>

228
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,327
<i>♪ And you should know that ♪</i>

229
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,323
<i>♪</i> I <i>missed you so,
so bad ♪</i>

230
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,563
<i>♪♪</i> [ Echoes]

231
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,921
♪ It's hard to look right;
♪ Hard to look right;

232
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,480
♪ At you, baby ♪
♪ At you, baby ♪

233
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,170
<i>♪ But here's my number 3
3 Yeah, yeah, yeah 3</i>

234
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,526
<i>♪ So</i> call <i>me, maybe ♪</i>

235
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,847
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪

236
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,803
<i>♪ And this is</i> crazy <i>♪
♪</i> Yeah <i>♪</i>

237
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,803
- ♪ But here's my number;
- ♪ Maybe ♪

238
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,769
-; So call me, maybe ♪
- ♪ Call me ♪

239
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,047
- ♪ Before you came into my life ♪
- ♪ Oh-ho ♪

240
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,011
- ♪ I missed you so bad ♪
- ♪ So bad ♪

241
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,605
<i>♪</i> I <i>missed you so, so bad ♪</i>

242
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,728
<i>♪ So</i> call <i>me,</i> maybe <i>♪♪</i>

243
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,724
So, Artie,
who's the new Rachel?

244
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,928
So, how's Santana?

245
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,526
She's good. She's just really
busy with cheerleading practice,

246
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,887
and it's hard making out
over Skype.

247
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,883
You can't really scissor
a webcam.

248
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,282
Here's an extra-hot soy latte for
him and a no-chocolate for her.

249
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,646
<i>Merci.</i>

250
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,849
- I can't wait till Friday.
- Why?

251
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,127
- Glee Club auditions.
- That sounds like fun.

252
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,804
It'll be nice.

253
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,049
Is it depressing that I'm more
excited about it than either of you?

254
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,327
- No, not at all.
- Yeah. A little bit.

255
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,171
No, no, it's- Excuse me. Garcon?

256
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,128
My iced latte's too cold.

257
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,690
It's an iced latte.

258
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,807
It's an iced latte
that's too cold.

259
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,441
I'm gonna need you
to make me a new one.

260
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,727
- Hello?
- Hey! Kurt!

261
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,643
You have to refill the biscotti
barrel every 15 minutes.

262
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,802
Coming.

263
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,641
And <i>I'll</i> be right back
with your latte.

264
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,451
Uh, Miss July?
Yeah?

265
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,445
I, uh- I don't know how to tell you this,
but I can't be your T.A. this year.

266
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,522
I start <i>Wicked</i>
rehearsals tomorrow.

267
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,523
I'm just playing
a flying monkey, but still-

268
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,922
Oh, stop it. Does it matter? It's your first
Broadway show. You'll never forget it.

269
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,646
I was 17. I was a dancing spoon.
[Chuckles]

270
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,604
Well, the casting director said it's
the recommendation you gave me...

271
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,404
that really
put me over the top,

272
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,643
so thank you
for everything. Oh!

273
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,842
I'm so proud of you, Benjie.
Thank you.

274
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,241
I should go. I have to get
fitted for my monkey legs.

275
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,731
[ Chuckles ]

276
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,889
You've had enough time.
So who is it?

277
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,610
You can't rush
the casting process.

278
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,081
My genius needs
its dream time.

279
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,128
You guys are
the Glee Club, right?

280
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,328
Hi. I'm gonna try out.

281
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,562
I'm a sophomore.
My name is Marley.

282
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,530
Great. Well, lots of competition,
so good luck to you.

283
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,883
Unique offers her greetings
and salutations.

284
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,450
You can't wear that makeup
and stuff in here.

285
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,210
You have to know how this stuff works.
It's like Game of Thrones.

286
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,762
Yeah, the peace between us and the truly
popular kids is weak. Winter is coming.

287
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,763
It's not gonna take much for us to get
smacked down to the bottom again.

288
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,650
Maybe you should just save
Unique for performances...

289
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,449
and be Wade
the rest of the time.

290
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,889
A-All right.
<i>I'll</i> go take off my face.

291
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,410
Hey, Glee people.
Hey, Kitty.

292
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,323
Hey, have you guys seen
the new lunch lady?

293
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,210
She's so fat, they took a
picture of her last Christmas.

294
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,362
Still printing.

295
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,489
Hey, she has to wear a watch on both
wrists because she covers two time zones.

296
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,211
[ Laughing 1

297
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,169
Maybe she has, like,
a medical condition...

298
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,208
or she swallowed somebody
with a medical condition.

299
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,248
[ Laughing 1

300
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,163
Right, Artie?

301
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,970
When she sits around the house,
she really sits around the house.

302
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,121
Attaboy.

303
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,049
Attaboy!

304
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,644
[School Bell Rings]

305
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,289
Hey, you ready to go?

306
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:18,605
Hey. I thought that you could
wear this to your Glee audition.

307
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,682
Well, even if they think
it's secondhand,

308
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,082
the tag will say
high-class secondhand.

309
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,528
It's high school.
It's all about being special.

310
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,046
But the right kind of special-

311
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,442
not Goodwill clothes,

312
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,564
daughter-of-the-lunch-lady
special.

313
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,642
Hmm.

314
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,008
Do you really think I have a
chance of getting into Glee Club?

315
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,481
You have magic
in your throat, Marley.

316
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,290
It's time to share it
with the world.

317
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,769
I'm going to drive the car a couple blocks
away, and I will wait for you there.

318
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,920
I don't want to risk anyone seeing
you get in the car with me.

319
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,447
[ Sighs ]
Ohh.

320
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,284
[ Chuckles ]

321
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,442
Mmm.

322
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,407
God almighty, Schwimmer.

323
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,448
Is it possible
you're getting worse?

324
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,047
I've been practicing a lot. I've just
had a little bit of a rough week.

325
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,170
Oh, you tired?
You lonely? You homesick?

326
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:23,290
Well, you better decide how badly you want it,
'cause this school is filled with people...

327
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,006
who will do whatever necessary
to make it in this business.

328
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:30,369
- Why are you picking on me?
- I'm not. I'm motivating you.

329
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,129
What's your problem now?

330
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,964
There's just alcohol
on your breath.

331
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,005
It's Listerine.

332
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,443
Let me tell you something.

333
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,126
I may not be
a wide-eyed ingenue anymore,

334
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,727
but I can still dance
circles around any of you.

335
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,969
Music.

336
00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:01,126
♪ I met a girl
in East L.A. ♪

337
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:07,128
<i>♪</i> In floral <i>shorts</i>
as sweet <i>as</i> May <i>♪</i>

338
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:12,047
<i>♪ She</i> sang <i>in eights
in two</i> barrio <i>chords ♪</i>

339
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,691
<i>♪ We</i> fell <i>in</i> love <i>♪</i>

340
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:20,164
♪ But not in court;

341
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,164
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah,</i> ah
<i>America ♪</i>

342
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:29,964
<i>♪ Mis canciones
son de Ia revolucion ♪</i>

343
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:36,241
<i>♪ Mi corazon
me duele par mi generacion♪</i>

344
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,809
<i>♪ If you</i> love <i>me ♪</i>

345
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:45,125
<i>♪ We can marry
on the West Coast ♪</i>

346
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,202
<i>♪ On</i> a <i>Wednesday;</i>

347
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:51,490
<i>♪ En e! verano en agosto ♪</i>

348
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,927
<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> dance <i>♪</i>

349
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,445
<i>♪ And</i> love <i>♪</i>

350
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,249
<i>♪ And dance ♪</i>

351
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,685
♪ Again ♪

352
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,206
<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> dance <i>♪</i>

353
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,203
<i>♪ And</i> love <i>♪</i>

354
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,282
<i>♪ And dance ♪</i>

355
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,886
<i>♪</i> Again
<i>Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah;</i>

356
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,564
<i>♪ America ♪</i>

357
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,486
<i>♪ Americana ♪</i>

358
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,244
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

359
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,163
<i>♪ America ♪</i>

360
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:23,087
<i>♪ Americana ♪</i>

361
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,845
<i>♪ If this would</i> be
a <i>perfect world ♪</i>

362
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,685
<i>♪ We'd</i> be <i>together then ♪</i>

363
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,285
♪ Let's do it,
do it, do it;

364
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,529
<i>♪ Only got just one life
This I've</i> learned <i>♪</i>

365
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,682
<i>♪ Who</i> cares <i>what
they're gonna say? ♪</i>

366
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,489
♪ Let's do it,
do it, do it;

367
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,369
<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> dance <i>♪</i>

368
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,522
<i>♪ And</i> love <i>♪</i>

369
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,648
<i>♪ And dance ♪</i>

370
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,370
♪ Again ♪

371
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,044
<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> dance <i>♪</i>

372
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,248
<i>♪ And</i> love <i>♪</i>

373
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,004
<i>♪ And dance ♪</i>

374
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,286
♪ Again ♪

375
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,600
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

376
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,808
<i>♪ America ♪</i>

377
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,928
<i>♪ Americana ♪</i>

378
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,607
- ♪ I want to dance ♪
C♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah;

379
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,603
<i>♪ America ♪</i>

380
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,682
<i>♪ Americana ♪</i>

381
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,524
<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> dance <i>♪</i>

382
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,807
<i>- ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
-; Oh, oh, oh;</i>

383
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,362
- ♪ America, Americana ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

384
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,410
- ♪ I want to dance ♪
C♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah;

385
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,403
<i>♪ America ♪</i>

386
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,882
<i>♪ Americana ♪</i>

387
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,850
<i>♪</i> I <i>want to</i> dance <i>♪♪</i>

388
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,491
[ Panting ]

389
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,688
You're not just
on my list, Schwimmer.

390
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,683
You are my list.

391
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,848
Class dismissed.

392
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,171
Okay, let's get started.

393
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,005
And remember, guys,
we're looking for superstars.

394
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,407
<i>Hi. I'm Stoner Brett.</i>

395
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,801
And this is
“Busters Get Popped.”

396
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,121
<i>♪ Busters get popped
Busters get popped A'</i>

397
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,651
♪ Got my mind on my money;

398
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,290
♪ Money on my mind ♪

399
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,170
<i>♪ Sipping on</i> a <i>40</i> while
<i>I'm pushing on the grind ♪</i>

400
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,811
<i>♪</i> Feel <i>the pain, the</i> game <i>♪</i>

401
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,770
<i>♪ Yeah, Lil</i> Wayne <i>Lil
</i> Wayne <i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Chuckles</i> ]

402
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,763
<i>[ Girl]
De'Wanda Umber.</i>

403
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,242
<i>♪♪ f Dubs rep j</i>

404
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,280
Are there words
to this song?

405
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,564
Oh, she gotta go.

406
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,845
[ Clears Throat]

407
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,607
<i>[ Will] Hello, sir.
What's your name? Jake.</i>

408
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,603
<i>[ Will]
Got a last name, Jake ?</i>

409
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,444
Uh, just Jake.

410
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,366
Okay. Um, well, show us what
you got, Just Jake.

411
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,444
<i>♪♪</i> [ Ballad 1

412
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,848
<i>♪ Some things
we</i> don't <i>talk about ♪</i>

413
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,844
<i>♪</i> Rather do <i>without ♪</i>

414
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,010
<i>♪ Just hold the</i> smile <i>♪</i>

415
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,771
He is so sexy.
No, he's not.

416
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,046
Yes, he is.

417
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,891
<i>♪ Ashamed and proud of ♪</i>

418
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,170
<i>♪ Together</i> all <i>the</i> while <i>♪</i>

419
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,288
<i>♪ You can</i> never <i>say</i> never;

420
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,886
<i>♪</i> While <i>we</i> don't <i>know when ♪</i>

421
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,804
<i>♪ Time and time</i> again <i>♪</i>

422
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,920
<i>♪ Younger now
than we were before ♪</i>

423
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:27,000
<i>♪</i> Don't <i>let me go ♪</i>

424
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,725
Okay, Jake.
Thank you.

425
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,962
<i>♪ Don'? ' ♪</i>

426
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,451
I don't get to finish?

427
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,931
We've got a lot
of people to see.

428
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,004
- But I've been practicing.
- We've seen enough. Thank you.

429
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,171
- That's rude and unacceptable.
- <i>I'll</i> handle this.

430
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,130
Jake, come on, man. Why don't
you pick up the music stand?

431
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,850
[ Scoffs ]

432
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,807
Next!

433
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,803
Returning students,
welcome back.

434
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,447
New students, welcome
to the round room.

435
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,091
The acoustics are perfect.

436
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,605
And there are no corners,

437
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,247
which means there is
nowhere to hide in here.

438
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:33,042
First-year students will have the
opportunity to sing publicly twice.

439
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,283
The first time today,
the Debut.

440
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,089
Also known as
the “freshman reaping.”

441
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,131
The second, the Winter Showcase
at the end of the semester...

442
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,646
if you are invited.

443
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,245
Shall we begin?

444
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,767
Beatrice McClaine.

445
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,690
My name is Beatrice McClaine, and
<i>I'll</i> be singing “Ave Maria”...

446
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,366
written by Franz Schubert.

447
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,728
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Piano]</i>

448
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:13,089
<i>♪ Ave</i> Maria- <i>♪♪</i>

449
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,004
I'm gonna stop you there.
When I accepted you at NYADA,

450
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,128
what did I tell you
you needed to do?

451
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,521
You needed to practice
all summer long.

452
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,125
- I did.
- You did not.

453
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,285
I think you need to practice a little
bit more and reapply in December.

454
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,730
Did she just get cut?

455
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,404
Ithappens.

456
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,369
Rachel Berry.

457
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,406
[ Clears Throat]

458
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,922
Impress me.

459
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,203
Hi. I'm Rachel Berry, and <i>I'll</i> be
singing “New York State of Mind”-

460
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,645
Written by Billy Joel.

461
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,801
Popularized by one Miss-

462
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:57,927
Barbra Streisand.

463
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,525
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Piano]</i>

464
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,569
<i>♪ Some folks</i>
like <i>to get</i> away <i>♪</i>

465
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,804
<i>♪ For</i> a <i>holiday
from the neighborhood ♪</i>

466
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,844
<i>♪ Hop</i> a <i>flight
to Miami</i> Beach <i>♪</i>

467
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,810
♪ Or to Hollywood ♪

468
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,530
♪ OOh♪

469
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,922
<i>♪ But I'm taking</i> a <i>Greyhound ♪</i>

470
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,607
<i>♪ On the Hudson</i> River <i>line ♪</i>

471
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,009
♪ I'm in a New York
state of mind ♪

472
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:49,523
♪ OOh♪

473
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,365
<i>♪ It was so</i> easy;

474
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,367
♪ Living day by day ♪

475
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,930
<i>♪ Out of much ♪</i>

476
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:05,321
<i>♪ With the rhythm
and</i> the blues <i>♪</i>

477
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,210
<i>♪ But now</i> I <i>need ♪</i>

478
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,330
<i>♪</i> A <i>little give-and-take ♪</i>

479
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,325
<i>♪ The New York Times ♪</i>

480
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:22,203
<i>♪ The Daily News ♪</i>

481
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,124
<i>:0“:</i>

482
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,044
<i>♪ It</i> comes <i>down to reality;</i>

483
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,009
<i>♪ And it's fine with me ♪</i>

484
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,050
<i>♪</i> 'Cause I <i>let</i> it slide <i>♪</i>

485
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,805
<i>♪</i> Don't care if <i>it's Chinatown ♪</i>

486
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,770
<i>♪</i> Or <i>on Riverside ♪</i>

487
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,490
♪ Ooh♪

488
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,564
<i>♪</i> I don't have <i>any</i> reasons <i>♪</i>

489
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,407
<i>♪</i> I've left <i>them</i> all <i>behind ♪</i>

490
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,405
<i>♪ I'm in</i> a <i>New</i> York state <i>of;</i>

491
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,646
♪ Mind ♪

492
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,644
♪ Ohh♪

493
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,929
<i>♪ I'm just taking</i>
a <i>Greyhound ♪</i>

494
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,050
<i>♪ On the Hudson</i> River <i>line ♪</i>

495
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,761
<i>♪ Line ♪</i>

496
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,329
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Piano]</i>

497
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,085
<i>♪</i> 'Cause <i>I'm in ♪</i>

498
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:28,681
♪ I'm in a New York;

499
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,000
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Saxophone</i> ]

500
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,889
<i>♪</i> State <i>♪</i>

501
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,201
<i>SON'</i>

502
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:42,483
♪ Mind ♪

503
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,762
- ♪Ooh♪
- ♪Oh♪

504
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,251
<i>♪ New York ♪</i>

505
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,929
[Together]
♪ State of mind ♪♪

506
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,841
Nice.

507
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,446
Thank you. Thank you.

508
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,205
[ Chuckles ] Wow. Now that's
what I call star quality.

509
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,725
- What do you guys think?
- [Sugar] Ten.

510
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,643
She's good. She's good.

511
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,846
[School Bell Rings]

512
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,242
[School Bell Rings]

513
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,969
Um, what's this?

514
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,844
I'm organizing
all the sheet music.

515
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,809
Artie, go around it,
not over it.

516
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,166
Thanks, Dottie.
You're dismissed for the day.

517
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,049
This is for you.
And, no, it's not a bribe,

518
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,329
because we all know Rachel told me
herself that I'm the new Rachel.

519
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,164
M.V.P. in the house.

520
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,288
Bro, I thought we agreed you'd
only wear that stuff onstage.

521
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,691
[ Kurt] What's wrong
with you guys?

522
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,286
This club is about
diversity and acceptance.

523
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,170
Or at least it used to be.
And another thing-

524
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,891
since when did everyone become so
obsessed about who's the biggest star?

525
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,760
Since day one- you and Rachel
fought over solos for three years.

526
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,447
- No more stalling, Artie. Who's
the new Rachel? - Yeah, who is it?

527
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,128
- Tell us. - After meticulous
deliberation and an online poll,

528
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,891
the new Rachel is...

529
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,200
Blaine.

530
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,765
How? Brittany, you
were a close second.

531
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,446
- I came in third? - Let's not
worry about third or fourth place.

532
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,726
And we don't need to
talk about this either.

533
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,167
Why do you hate
strong black women for?

534
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,289
Guys, this young lady gave hands-down one
of the best auditions I have ever seen.

535
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,203
Let's give it up for our
newest member, Marley Rose.

536
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,169
[Cheering ]

537
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,847
Marley, on behalf of all of the
New Directions, um, welcome.

538
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,491
Thank you. I'm really
excited to be here.

539
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,762
I really like your sweater.
Where'd you get it?

540
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,127
Oh. Thanks.
Um, J.Crew.

541
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,085
Really?

542
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,811
- [School Bell Rings] - The only new
member out of all those people?

543
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,809
It wasn't that many.
[ Sighs ]

544
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,645
- Okay, it was awesome!
- [Chuckles]

545
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,246
Hearing them cheer for me,
accept me.

546
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,810
And that Rachel Berry
everybody talks about...

547
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,609
rode that Glee Club train
right to Broadway.

548
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,409
Well, I don't want to be
on Broadway though.

549
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,289
I want to be a singer
on the radio.

550
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,249
Well, then let the Glee Club
help you get there.

551
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,609
For now, the important thing is
you found someplace you belong.

552
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,409
[ Chuckles ]

553
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,164
There's one problem.

554
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,843
They were making fun of you.

555
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,604
Well, they're teenagers.

556
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,366
Just feels so weird lying about you.
You're my mom.

557
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,608
You remember what happened
at the last school?

558
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,648
You didn't have any friends.

559
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,563
I won't let that happen again.

560
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,564
This is your shot to sit
at the popular kids' table.

561
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,130
Don't blow it.

562
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,682
[School Bell Rings]

563
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,491
Of course I think you
should be the lead soloist.

564
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,483
But can I give
you some advice?

565
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,131
Even when Rachel was
her most controlling,

566
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,771
she still made sure
everyone felt included.

567
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,611
Okay. You have a point.

568
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,364
Can I give you some advice?

569
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,048
You can't be here
anymore, Kurt.

570
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,690
I get it. I know.
I'm pathetic.

571
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,569
No, no, you're-
you're not pathetic.

572
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,325
It's just that you're-
you're stuck.

573
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,131
You don't belong here anymore.
You belong in New York.

574
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,964
And I'm reapplying
for NYADA.

575
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,963
But I can't just
go to New York.

576
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,362
You don't need NYADA. And believe
me, I don't want to see you go,

577
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,329
but I just can't stand
to see you stay here.

578
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,165
It's killing you.
And that's killing me.

579
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,765
What about us?

580
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,127
In a year,
<i>I'll</i> be there too, but...

581
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,170
right now is your time.

582
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,401
You're ready.

583
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,489
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Band</i> ]

584
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,722
<i>♪ So this is what you meant;</i>

585
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,565
<i>♪ When you said
that you</i> were spent <i>♪</i>

586
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,201
♪ And now it's time to build
from the bottom of the pit;

587
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,770
<i>♪ fight to the top ♪</i>

588
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,922
<i>♪</i> Don't <i>look</i> back <i>♪</i>

589
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,449
<i>♪ Packing my</i> bags <i> ♪</i>

590
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,967
<i>♪ And giving the academy</i>
a <i>rain</i> check <i>♪</i>

591
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,610
<i>♪</i> I don't ever <i>want
to let you down ♪</i>

592
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,085
<i>♪</i> I don't ever <i>want to</i>
leave <i>this town ♪</i>

593
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,446
<i>♪</i> 'Cause after all <i>♪</i>

594
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,887
<i>♪ This city</i> never
sleeps <i>at</i> night <i>♪</i>

595
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,691
♪ it's time to begin,
isn't it? ♪

596
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,201
<i>♪</i> I <i>get</i> a little <i>bit</i> bigger;

597
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,044
♪ But then <i>I'll</i> admit;

598
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:16,887
<i>♪ I'm just the</i> same
as I <i>was ♪</i>

599
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,487
<i>♪ Oh,</i> don't <i>you understand? ♪</i>

600
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,291
<i>♪ I'm</i> never <i>changing
who</i> I <i>am ♪</i>

601
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,801
<i>♪ This road</i> never
<i>looked so lonely ♪</i>

602
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,204
<i>♪ This</i> house <i>doesn't</i>
burn <i>down slowly;</i>

603
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:40,890
<i>♪ To ashes ♪</i>

604
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,731
♪ it's time to begin,
isn't it? ♪

605
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,485
<i>♪</i> I <i>get</i> a little <i>bit</i> bigger;

606
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,324
♪ But then <i>I'll</i> admit;

607
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,042
<i>♪ I'm just the</i> same
as I <i>was ♪</i>

608
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,920
<i>♪ Now</i> don't <i>you understand? ♪</i>

609
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,765
<i>♪ I'm</i> never <i>changing
who</i> I <i>am ♪</i>

610
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,922
♪ it's time to begin,
isn't it? ♪

611
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,446
<i>♪</i> I <i>get</i> a little <i>bit</i> bigger;

612
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,443
♪ But then <i>I'll</i> admit;

613
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,969
<i>♪ I'm just the</i> same
as I <i>was ♪</i>

614
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,931
<i>♪</i> Don't <i>you understand? ♪</i>

615
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,480
<i>♪ I'm</i> never <i>changing
who</i> I <i>am ♪♪</i>

616
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,329
♪♪ [ Ends] Oh. I'm gonna
miss you so much.

617
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,442
[School Bell Rings] Brittany, I'm
sorry, but I won fair and square.

618
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,364
You can't just decide not to sing anymore.
We all need your voice.

619
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,568
I had a song in my heart, Blaine
Warbler, and you killed it.

620
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,130
Now I have a dead song
in my heart.

621
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,130
Pretty soon, the corpse of my dead
heart song is going to start to smell.

622
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,044
Okay, guys, since we can't do
a popularity homecoming float...

623
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,090
with all white people, I say
I think we should do one...

624
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,487
with all white chrysanthemums.
That's a good idea.

625
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,769
If we need a float,
why don't we all just ride her?

626
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,370
Look at her boobs.

627
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,124
It's like two grocery bags
full of soup.

628
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,407
- That's really mean.
- Excuse me?

629
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,245
You don't know her. You don't
know what her life is like.

630
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,369
- So? Why do you care?
- Because she's my mom.

631
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,766
I thought you guys
were different.

632
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,764
That your boyfriend?

633
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,525
Hey.
Yeah, this is Finn.

634
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,444
He's in the army, so we really
haven't been talking much lately.

635
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,763
I had a girlfriend back home
when I first started NYADA.

636
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,605
Yeah, we lasted six weeks.

637
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,170
No, that's not
gonna happen to us.

638
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,329
I'm not gonna turn my back on him.
Oh, nobody said you should.

639
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,249
Anyway, I came to tell you...

640
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,641
that you killed it
in Tibideaux's class.

641
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,081
Nice job.
Thank you.

642
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,369
You know, it's just, other than
when I was singing that song,

643
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:59,049
I've just really never felt as
amazingly wrong as I do here.

644
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,771
Just all alone.

645
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,003
I kind of feel like I'm just
gonna throw up all the time.

646
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,445
[ Chuckles ]

647
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,046
Well, it's just because you're
becoming a different person.

648
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,804
That's why you came
to New York.

649
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,169
To be that new
and improved girl.

650
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,443
Here, let me see your phone.
We're gonna take a picture.

651
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,086
[ Sighs ]
[ Shutter Clicks ]

652
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,969
[Laughs]
Let me see.

653
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,491
You look good.

654
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,726
Don't fight the new you.

655
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,724
Because from what I've seen,

656
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,088
she is gonna kick
some serious tail...

657
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,801
and start adding
new memories to the old ones.

658
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,164
Walk you to class?

659
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,366
[ Chuckles ]

660
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,251
What's the problem, people?
You've been here a week.

661
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,245
You should be dancing at, like, <i>Black
Swan</i> levels of psychosis by now.

662
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,331
You, Miss Schwimmer,
show me your piqué.

663
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,930
Okay, give me another one.

664
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,002
Center yourself
this time.

665
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,568
That's better, slightly.

666
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,927
You gonna roll
your eyes at me now?

667
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,650
No.

668
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:15,088
And I'm gonna keep getting better
till I'm the best you've ever seen.

669
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,484
[Chuckles] Oh, you're mouthy.
And you got guts.

670
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,289
Good. I like it.

671
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,250
I like that spirit
in my students.

672
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,561
'Cause it'll make it
more fun for me...

673
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,326
when I'm making your every
waking moment a hell on earth.

674
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,564
This is so boring.

675
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,891
All right. As soon as you
find a place to live,

676
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,610
I'll ship you
the rest of your stuff.

677
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,489
And you got enough cash
from selling your car...

678
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,131
to get you through at least
two weeks in a motel.

679
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,124
And the emergency credit card,
which is only for what?

680
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,841
Emergencies. Dad, this is silly. I don't
have to be in New York to reapply for NYADA.

681
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,129
So I can find a job that pays me
the same amount as the Lima Bean,

682
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,846
but pay 10 times more in rent?
Yeah, because it's an adventure.

683
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,447
Look, all great artists need a
little struggle in their lives.

684
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,281
Didn't you tell me that Julia Roberts sold
shoes in New York before she made it?

685
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,842
Good enough for <i>Pretty Woman,</i>
good enough for Kurt Hummel.

686
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,605
You scared?
Terrified.

687
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,365
New York is gonna be
a breeze compared to Lima.

688
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,001
Think about all the crap you've been
putting up with the last couple years.

689
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,646
You know the difference between
this place and New York?

690
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,085
Decent bagels?

691
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,004
New York is filled
with people like you.

692
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,367
People who aren't
afraid to be different.

693
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,364
You're gonna feel
at home there.

694
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,603
If you're not scared, just means you're
not sticking out your neck far enough.

695
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,245
You truly are
the world's greatest dad.

696
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,041
I know. it's written on the coffee
mug you got me for Father's Day.

697
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,566
Now get out of here. You're
gonna miss your flight.

698
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,642
[ Sighs ]

699
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,842
I'm gonna miss you, Dad.

700
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,968
You can always come back.

701
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,565
[ Door Closes ]

702
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,529
But you won't.

703
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,601
[ Trunk Closes ]

704
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,686
[ Sighs ]
I love you.

705
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,649
I love you too, Kurt.

706
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,363
[School Bell Rings]

707
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,923
Hey, Marley. Um, just wanted to apologize
for all of us and, uh, beg you not to quit.

708
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,528
Look, I get you. Like, for instance, I
know that that sweater is from Walmart...

709
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,086
and your mom sewed the J.Crew label
into it. How do you know that?

710
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,925
Because my mom used to do
the same thing for me.

711
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,566
The best thing about Glee Club
is it's not about labels.

712
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,965
If you can sing or if you can dance,
you belong. And, dude, you can sing.

713
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,929
I don't know.
You say that,

714
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,367
but the way you were
making fun of my mom, I-

715
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,408
Something doesn't
feel right.

716
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,642
We came to apologize.

717
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,361
I think being popular felt a little
too good, and we forgot ourselves.

718
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,408
Well, I didn't.
I was always popular,

719
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,090
but I do forget to wear
underwear sometimes.

720
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,289
The best part about Glee Club is
that everyone gets to be a star.

721
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,609
Which is why we're all hoping that you could
come to rehearsal with us this afternoon...

722
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,411
and maybe sing lead vocal on one
of the songs we're working on.

723
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,290
And if words don't convince you,
let the majesty and mystery...

724
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,840
of Unique's fabulousness
be enough! [Chuckles]

725
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,402
I mean it.
Glee Club's a special place.

726
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,121
I mean, where else could I dress like
this and be welcomed with open arms?

727
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,567
[ Marley Chuckles ]
Okay, one last thing.

728
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,122
I don't think I'm comfortable sitting with
a cheerleader and those guys at lunch.

729
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,841
That won't be a problem. We could
handle Gimpy and the Tarantula Head...

730
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,571
and Richie Poor, because you guys
were national champs like us,

731
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,570
but our invitation was not
extended to pre-op Precious...

732
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,449
based on the novel <i>Ban'</i>
by Sapphire...

733
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,166
and Mike and Molly's daughter
as part of our crew.

734
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,811
Well, I guess then we're
not in your crew anymore.

735
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,611
You know, I was kind of
hoping you'd say that.

736
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,927
- [ Gasps ] - And with
that, order is restored.

737
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,848
Well, looks like you guys have been
officially welcomed to the Glee Club.

738
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,651
Unique's eyes-
they are on <i>fire!</i>

739
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,927
Let's get you guys cleaned up
and go to rehearsal.

740
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,968
[School Bell Rings]

741
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,490
You wanted to see me?

742
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,562
Yes, I wanted to talk to
you about your audition.

743
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,331
Do you have any idea
how hard I worked on that song?

744
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,243
I was up for three nights
getting it right,

745
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,004
and you didn't even
let me finish.

746
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,289
Glee Club performs in front of hundreds
of people. Some of them might boo you.

747
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,129
You gonna throw
a mike stand at them?

748
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,851
So I'm angry.
I got a right to be.

749
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,288
- You don't know me. You don't know
my life. - I know your brother, Jake.

750
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,725
Puckerman.

751
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,121
Half-brother.
Our dad's like an NBA player.

752
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,170
There could be 50 other
Puckermans running around Ohio.

753
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:01,289
- Noah never mentioned anything about
having a brother. - He doesn't know.

754
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,250
I get it. Now that you know
I'm related to your boy,

755
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,084
I'm good enough
for your stupid club?

756
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,164
No. When I saw you
were related to him,

757
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,244
I realized how much good
Glee Club did him.

758
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,322
Made me want to take
a chance on you.

759
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,165
But you've got to get
that chip off your shoulder.

760
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,403
And I interrupted your audition because
I knew after the first verse...

761
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,761
that I wanted you in this club.

762
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,330
You're really good, Jake.

763
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,000
- You think I'm good?
- Yeah.

764
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,283
No.
I'm not changing.

765
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,850
I like this chip
on my shoulder,

766
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,809
and I'm not losing it
to sing for you.

767
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,361
I'm not my brother.

768
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,720
<i>♪ I've made</i> up my <i>mind ♪</i>

769
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,162
<i>♪</i> Don't <i>need
to think</i> it over;

770
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,084
♪ If I'm wrong,
I am right;

771
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,806
<i>♪</i> Don't <i>need to</i> look <i>no
further ♪ [Chattering</i> ]

772
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,167
<i>♪ This ain't lust;</i>

773
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,084
<i>♪ I know ♪</i>

774
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,802
<i>♪ This is love ♪</i>

775
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,487
<i>♪ But</i> if I tell <i>the world ♪</i>

776
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,131
<i>♪ I'll</i> never <i>say enough ♪</i>

777
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,289
<i>♪</i> 'Cause it <i>was not
said to you ♪</i>

778
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,126
<i>♪ And that's</i> exactly
<i>what</i> I <i>need to</i> do <i>♪</i>

779
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,091
♪If I end up♪

780
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,162
♪ With you ♪

781
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,969
♪ Should I give up;

782
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:31,045
<i>♪</i> Or <i>should</i> I just keep
<i>chasing pavements? ♪</i>

783
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,250
- ♪ Even if it leads nowhere ♪
- ♪ Nowhere ♪

784
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,687
<i>♪</i> Or would it be a waste <i>♪</i>

785
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,843
<i>♪ Even</i> if I <i>knew</i> my place <i>♪</i>

786
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,561
<i>♪ Should</i> I leave it there? <i>♪</i>

787
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,483
♪ Should I give up;

788
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,690
<i>♪</i> Or <i>should</i> I just keep
<i>chasing pavements? ♪</i>

789
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:56,369
<i>♪ Even if it leads nowhere ♪</i>

790
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,920
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

791
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,606
♪ Should I give up;

792
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,843
<i>♪</i> Or <i>should</i> I just keep
<i>chasing pavements? ♪</i>

793
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,524
<i>♪ Even if;</i>

794
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,965
<i>♪ It</i> leads <i>♪</i>

795
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,008
<i>♪ Nowhere ♪</i>

796
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,163
- ♪ Or would it be a waste ♪
- ♪ Would it be a waste ♪

797
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,005
- ♪ Even if I knew my place ♪
- ♪ if I knew my place ♪

798
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,129
<i>♪ Should</i> I leave it there? <i>♪</i>

799
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,725
<i>[ Kurt] What is wrong?
You sound sad.</i>

800
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,770
I lied.
I'm not okay.

801
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,604
- ♪ Keep on ♪
C♪ Chasing ♪

802
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,761
<i>♪ Chasing ♪</i>

803
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,650
I miss you,
and I miss everything.

804
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,609
- ♪ Should I just ♪
- ♪ Keep on chasing ♪

805
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,603
- ♪ Chasing ♪
- ♪ Pavements ♪

806
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,364
<i>♪ Pavements ♪</i>

807
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,808
<i>:0“:</i>

808
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,564
- ♪ Should I give up♪
- ♪♪ [Vocalizing ]

809
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,883
<i>♪</i> Or <i>should</i> I just keep
<i>chasing pavements? ♪</i>

810
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,564
<i>♪ Pavements ♪</i>

811
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,486
My dance teacher's a monster, and I
can't even go to my dorm room...

812
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,484
because my roommate is
sleeping with the entire school.

813
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,040
<i>[ Kurt ] Maybe you should move
out and find a new roommate.</i>

814
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,565
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

815
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,404
<i>Turn around.</i>

816
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,927
<i>♪ Should I keep on ♪</i>

817
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,048
<i>♪ Chasing pavements ♪</i>

818
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,169
<i>♪ Even if it♪
[Laughs]</i>

819
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,409
<i>♪ Leads nowhere .7,/',/'
[Chattering</i> ]

820
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,848
<i>♪♪</i> [ <i>Ends</i> ]

821
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,322
[Cheering ]

822
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,841
[Chatter, Laughing ] Oh, that's the
best we've ever done that song.

823
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,001
[Artie ]
Killed it.

824
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,170
<i>♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]</i>

825
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,165
<i>♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing]</i>

826
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,084
<i>J." I Ends j</i>

