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So here is what you missed on Glee:
The Glee Club started out as underdogs,
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singing show tunes in the choir room,
and now they're headed to Chicago
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to compete for a national
championship.
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I mean, they made it to
Nationals last year in New York,
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but they came in 12th.
It was sort of a nightmare.
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Rachel's nightmare totally
came true when she choked
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at her NYADA audition,
and literally all she's talked
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about for three years is New York,
Broadway, Streisand, Broadway.
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Ugh! And that's what you missed on Glee.
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What's going on?
How bad is it?
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Her temperature's 101 degrees.
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Given the fact that Weezy's
complaining
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about an upset stomach,
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it's either Amazonian dengue
fever or the H1N1 super virus.
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Or I have
food poisoning.
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We all wanted burritos for
lunch, so we went to Chipotle,
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but Mercedes tried some dive
called "Señora Salsation."
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Will, word, please.
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With Monique down
for the count,
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we are entering the Hunger
Games of show choir competition
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without one of our most
powerful voices.
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We need to have a plan.
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Right. Because New Directions!
doesn't win,
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that means you go back
to being co-captains
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of the Cheerios! with
Roz Washington.
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Your sniping is as expository
as it is wrong.
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Yes, I have fantasized
about handing that prize money
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to Principal Figgins so I could buy
back my sole control of the Cheerios!,
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but my main concern right now
is for these kids.
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I want this one for them.
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I just don't want everything
we worked for to collapse
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because of one bad burrito.
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So here's what's gonna happen:
Mercedes, you're on bed rest,
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Quinn, you're stepping in.
No, no, no, I can't
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dance that number. I can't sing
it, either, not like...
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The Trouble Tones need you.
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And you're better than you
think you are.
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Tina, you, too.
You're in the Trouble Tones.
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Mr. Shue, this is my last
competition.
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I don't want to miss it.
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Amen, to that, sister.
That's why I'm putting you
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on a vitamin B-12 drip.
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We're flushing your system
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with Pedialyte, and I'm gonna
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fill that bathtub with ice
and see if we can't get
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your ambient body temperature
back down to normal.
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Worked in Jacob's Ladder.
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All right, we all have
our marching orders.
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Let's do it.
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Hey.
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You okay?
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What if we don't win? What's
gonna happen with those kids?
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It's a competition.
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They understand
that everybody can't win.
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But they never get to win.
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School's almost over,
forever for most of them.
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Can you imagine what what
it would be like for them
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to have just a couple of days
walking the halls as champions?
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It's something they would
carry around with them
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for the rest
of their lives.
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If you're gonna lead
them to the promised land,
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you're gonna have to have
an attitude adjustment.
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But, Will,
they're ready.
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You made 'em ready
for three years.
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But what if it wasn't enough?
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Will, you better
come downstairs.
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We got a problem.
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Hey, calm down!
Hey, hey, calm down! Calm down!
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Fight, fight, fight!
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Hey, cool out!
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He's studying
for geography
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while we're trying
to rehearse! It's bogus!
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'Cause I already
know the dance!
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You dance like you got your
feet caught in bear traps.
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You're trying
to gnaw them off.
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Mr. Shue, are you aware that while
we're arguing about jazz squares,
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Unique is being handed the key to
the city by Rahm Emanuel? Really?
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And plus my pillow and my blanket
fell into the pool. Disaster.
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Look, I think everybody is
just a little tired.
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We've been rehearsing
for three straight hours.
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Yeah, and we'll rehearse
all night if we have to.
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We can rest after we've won!
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Just because we've lost Mercedes
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doesn't mean we can be anything
less than perfect. Perfect!
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That's easy for you to say.
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Okay, you know what?
You know what?
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Hey! I don't want to hear any of
this, "We can't do it without her,"
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because guess what?
We don't have a choice.
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So be warned:
if you are not giving this
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everything you've got,
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I will go all Lima Heights
on your sorry asses.
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Listen to yourselves.
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I know. I'm sorry.
I always go
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to the yelling place.
I have rage.
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No, it's a good thing.
A great thing.
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There is so much passion
in this room
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Even all your arguing,
it's about the work.
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You guys really wanthis.
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Okay, so let's take
a half-hour break,
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and then we'll run it
from the top.
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Mr. Shue, is it okay
if we keep going? We got
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the first slot,
which is, like, the death slot.
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We have to be amazing.
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Yeah, "Edge of Glory's"
a bitch.
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I said I'd be dancing
by nationals.
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I'll be damned if I don't.
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Okay, then let's
keep going.
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Mike, help the guys out
with the choreography.
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Artie, help Puck
with his geography.
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Ladies, "Edge of Glory."
Come on.
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Brittany, run us through it.
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From the chorus? Yeah, from
the chorus. Let's do it.
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Watch out. We're gonna
do it. Okay. Ready?
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Five, six,
seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four, five...
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You okay?
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...six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four...
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Keep up.
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Looking for what's left
of your dignity?
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Nice to see you, too, Jessie.
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If I were you, I'd be
spending more time fing
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on how you're gonna wrap up
fourth place
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than looking for her.
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There's no way in hell
Carmen Tibideaux's coming here.
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Wait. How do you know
about Carmen?
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It's my business
to know everything
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that goes on with
my competition.
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I'm always looking
for that extra edge.
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I hate to think you pull the
same choke job up there today.
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Look, I know exactly what
you're doing right now, okay?
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We didn't date for that long,
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and I don't even know how much
of it was actually real,
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but when you get nervous,
you get mean
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and you get really pale, and
then you start putting your hands
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through your hair
like Danny Zuko.
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Look, you have no idea the
kind of pressure I'm under.
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Last year, Vocal Adrenaline only lost
for the first time in eight years.
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If we lose again this year,
that's it. The dynasty is over.
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The mystique and aura that we used to
intimidate our opponents with will vanish.
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I promised them that I would reboot
the program. I'll be humiliated.
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You did help the program.
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What you did with
Unique was amazing.
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It was a pretty
inspired idea of mine.
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It was actually Kurt's
and Mercedes', but...
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But I implemented it.
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I don't know. I just think
these new rules are
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messing with my head; 33%
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of the numbers have to be
vintage? What does that even mean?
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The only thing vintage about me is
my Tyrone Powers haircut and my pager.
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Are you forgetting who you are,
Jesse, okay?
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Your Bohemian Rhapsody was,
like, the benchmark performance
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of every show choir competition
in the past ten years.
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Most people don't realize
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I lost ten pounds
during that performance.
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You guys are
gonna do great today.
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Even though we're
definitely gonna beat you.
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Oh, cocky all of a sudden.
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I like it.
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Hey, everything okay?
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Yeah, everything's good.
I'm gonna go get ready.
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It was very good to see you.
You, too.
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Hi.
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Heard you two are getting
married.
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Yeah.
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Good for you.
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Good luck today.
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You, too.
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For me?
Well, it's for the wedding.
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For the Jewish part where you
smash the glass. It'ske, the climax
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of the wedding, right?
Right before we kiss?
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Yeah, it's supposed to symbolize
the fragility of life
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or the destruction of the temple
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or something like that. It's
very sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But whatever. I wanted a
piece of this town to be there.
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This is the town where
everything's gonna change.
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We're gonna go from losers
to National Champs.
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Your optimism if very sexy.
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Well, I'm so optimistic, I put
my money where my mouth is.
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You want to bet me
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that your dork club is gonna
outdork all the other
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dork clubs
in the country?
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500 bucks.
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You're so on.
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Wait a minute.
That money was supposed
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to be for our honeymoon, okay?
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It was our money that we saved
from babysitting
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and the tips you made
at the tire shop!
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I'm gonna double it. I'm gonna
make it a thousand dollars.
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That's, like, an extra
two nights in Niagara Falls.
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What if we lose?
Not this time.
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Carmen Tibideaux is coming,
and we're gonna be perfect.
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And then we're
gonna get married,
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and I'm gonna smash this glass,
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and then we're gonna live
happily ever after.
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I love you.
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All right, gather around,
everyone!
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I just want to say a few words
before we go out there.
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Hold on, Mr. Shue. Hold on.
You've given us
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a lot of pep talks
over the years, but remember,
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you told us once
that, you know,
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a teacher's job is done when his
students don't need him anymore?
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Okay. Finn, the floor is yours.
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Last night we all sat around
in a circle
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after you went to bed
and we told stories.
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But then we went around
the room,
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and everybody said what they
wanted to win this thing for,
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and we all said the same thing:
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we want to win this for you.
Yeah.
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And I know every year at school
Figgins gives away
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the Teacher of the Year award.
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But I don't think
any of us have to wait
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to see how we feel about that.
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You're, like, our
Teacher of a Lifetime.
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Yeah.
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Whoo!
Yeah, definitely.
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Thank you, Finn, all of you.
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I love you guys so much.
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New Directions, line up.
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All right, that's it.
Show time. Hands in, everyone.
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Now I know you weren't planning
on doing the show circle
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without me.
Weezy?
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You're alive!
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Yeah, thanks to Sue.
She's a miracle worker.
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Oh, well, it's amazing
what a little TLC,
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some cortisone
and a witch doctor will do.
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Thank God you're okay
because that just means
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I'm not gonna fall on my face
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during that Trouble Tones
number.
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Oh, screw that.
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This is our last time
performing together.
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You're doing it,
and so you are you, Tina.
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I'm not taking no
for an answer.
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Plus I have so many steroids
going through my body right now,
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I may turn into the Incredible
Hulk if you piss me off.
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Okay, if we don't get out
of this room soon,
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none of us will be performing.
Let's go!
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Go, Weezy!
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Dick Butkus,
I beg of you,
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chew your cud with
your mouth closed.
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Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat
in a room full of rocking chairs.
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Think how you'd feel if your entire
teaching career were riding on this.
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Okay?
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I really wish
we weren't going first.
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The kids are right,
it's the death slot.
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Carmen Tibideaux isn't here,
Mercedes still has a fever.
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I don't know if Quinn...
Okay.
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EMCEE Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the 48th annual
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National High School
Show Choir Competition
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brought to you in part
by Salozy-Edison Chevrolet,
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where you always save
more money!
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Please give a warm Windy City
welcome to our judges...
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America's sweetheart,
Lindsay Lohan!
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Hollywood gossip legend,
Perez Hilton!
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And Democratic City Councilman
representing the new North Side
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and the West Loop corridor,
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51st Ward Alderman Martin Fong!
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I remind you to please turn off
all cell phones and pagers...
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The holy trinity...
starting together...
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ending together.
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Just the way
it should be.
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Please welcome our first
contestants,
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from William McKinley High
School in Lima, Ohio,
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the New Directions!
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♪ There ain't a reason ♪
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♪ You and me should be alone
tonight, yeah, baby ♪
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♪ Tonight, yeah, baby ♪
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♪ I got a reason that you
should take me home tonight ♪
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♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh ♪
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♪ I need a man that thinks
it's right ♪
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♪ But it's so wrong tonight,
yeah, baby ♪
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♪ Tonight, yeah, baby ♪
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♪ Right on the limb ♪
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♪ It's where we know
we both belong tonight ♪
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♪ Huh, huh ♪
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♪ It's hard to feel the rush ♪
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♪ To push the dangerous ♪
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♪ I'm gonna run right to,
to the edge with you ♪
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♪ Where we can both fall
far in love ♪
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♪ Out on the edge ♪
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♪ Of glory ♪
♪ Glory ♪
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♪ And I'm hanging on a moment ♪
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♪ Of truth ♪ ♪ I'm
hanging on a moment of truth ♪
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♪ I'm on the edge ♪
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♪ Of glory ♪
♪ Yeah... ♪
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♪ And I'm hanging on
a moment with you ♪
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♪ Hanging on a moment of truth ♪
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♪ I'm on the edge
The edge, the edge ♪
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♪ The edge, the edge, the edge ♪
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♪ The edge ♪
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♪ I'm on the edge ♪
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♪ Of glory, yeah ♪
♪ Of glory ♪
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♪ And I'm hanging on
a moment with you ♪
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♪ With you, with you ♪
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♪ With you, with you, with you ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm the edge ♪
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♪ With you, with you, with you ♪
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♪ With you, with you ♪
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♪ Ah, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm on the edge with you. ♪
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She didn't come.
Stop it.
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Look at me.
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This is your moment!
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Okay? Three years in the making.
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Forget about everything else.
Take it.
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♪ There were nights when
the wind was so cold ♪
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♪ That my body froze in bed ♪
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♪ If I just listened to it ♪
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♪ Right outside the window ♪
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♪ Ah ah... ♪
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♪ There were days when the sun ♪
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♪ Was so cruel ♪
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♪ That all the tears
turned to dust ♪
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♪ And I just knew my eyes ♪
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♪ Were drying up forever ♪
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♪ Ah ah... ♪
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♪ Forever... ♪
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♪ I finished crying ♪
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♪ In the instant that you left ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
where or when ♪
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♪ Or how ♪
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♪ And I banished every memory ♪
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♪ You and I had ever made ♪
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♪ But when you
touch me like this ♪
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♪ And you hold me like that ♪
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♪ I just have to admit ♪
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♪ That it's all coming
back to me ♪
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♪ It's all coming back ♪
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♪ It's all coming back
to me now ♪
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♪ There were moments of gold ♪
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♪ And there were
flashes of light ♪
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♪ There were nights of
endless pleasure ♪
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♪ It was more than all your ♪
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♪ Laws allowed ♪
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♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
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♪ When you touch me like this ♪
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♪ And when you hold me
like that ♪
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♪ It was gone with the wind ♪
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♪ But it's all coming
back to me ♪
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♪ I can barely recall ♪
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♪ But it's all coming
back to me now. ♪
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♪ Shah shah shah ♪
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♪ Shah
shah shah ♪
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♪ Shah shah shah shah shah ♪
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♪ Well, I remember
every little thing ♪
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♪ As if it happened
only yesterday ♪
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♪ Parking by the lake ♪
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♪ And there was not
another car in sight ♪
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♪ And never had a girl ♪
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♪ Looking any better
than you did ♪
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♪ Ooh shah shah
ooh shah shah ♪
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00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,137
♪ And all the kids at school ♪
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♪ They were wishing
they were me that night ♪
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♪ And now our bodies
are oh so close and tight ♪
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00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,062
♪ Ooh shah shah
ooh shah shah ♪
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♪ It never felt so good ♪
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♪ It never felt so right ♪
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♪ Ooh shah shah shah
ooh shah shah ♪
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♪ And we're glowing like the
metal on the edge of a knife ♪
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♪ Glowing like the metal
on the edge of a knife ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Hold tight ♪
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♪ Well, come on ♪
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♪ Hold tight ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ Though it's cold and lonely ♪
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♪ In the deep dark night ♪
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♪ I can see paradise ♪
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♪ By the dashboard light ♪
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♪ Though it's cold and lonely ♪
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♪ In the deep dark night ♪
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♪ In the deep dark night ♪
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♪ Paradise by
the dashboard light ♪
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00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,164
♪ We're gonna go
all the way tonight ♪
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00:16:14,248 --> 00:16:16,199
♪ We're gonna go all the way
and tonight's the night ♪
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00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:17,751
♪ We're gonna go
all the way tonight ♪
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00:16:17,818 --> 00:16:19,619
♪ We're gonna go all the way,
tonight's the night ♪
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00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,338
♪ We're gonna go
all the way tonight ♪
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00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:23,423
♪ We're gonna go all the way,
tonight's the night ♪
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♪ We're gonna go
all the way tonight ♪
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♪ We're gonna go all the way,
tonight's the night ♪
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♪ Stop right there ♪
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♪ Ah yeah... ♪
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00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:31,848
♪ I gotta know right now ♪
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00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:34,217
♪ Before we go any further ♪
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00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,052
♪ Do you love me? ♪
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00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,722
♪ Will you love me forever?
Do you need me? ♪
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00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:40,690
♪ Will you never leave me? ♪
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00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:43,676
♪ Will you make me so happy
for the rest of my life? ♪
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00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,511
♪ Will you take me away?
Will you make me your wife? ♪
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♪ Let me sleep on it ♪
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♪ Sleep on it ♪ ♪ Baby,
baby, let me sleep on it ♪
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00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:53,320
♪ Sleep on it ♪
♪ Let me sleep on it ♪
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00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:58,191
♪ I'll give you an answer
in the morning ♪
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♪ I gotta know right now ♪
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00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:03,380
♪ Do you love me? Will you love me
forever? ♪ ♪ Do you, do you love me? ♪
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00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:05,916
♪ Do you need me? Will you never leave
me? ♪ ♪ Do you, do you need me? ♪
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00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,668
♪ Will you make me so happy
for the rest of my life? ♪
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00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,036
♪ Will you take me away? ♪
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00:17:10,087 --> 00:17:11,421
♪ Will you make me your wife? ♪
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00:17:11,505 --> 00:17:13,223
♪ Do you love me? ♪
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00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,558
♪ Will you love me forever? ♪
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00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:17,761
♪ Let me sleep on it ♪
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00:17:17,845 --> 00:17:19,846
♪ Will you love me forever? ♪
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00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:21,064
♪ Let me sleep on it ♪
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00:17:21,148 --> 00:17:22,682
♪ Oh, will you
love me forever? ♪
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00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:25,235
♪ Couldn't take it any longer
Lord, I was crazed ♪
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00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:28,021
♪ When the feeling came upon me
like a tidal wave ♪
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00:17:28,072 --> 00:17:29,940
♪ Started swearing to my God
and on my mother's grave ♪
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00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,558
♪ That I would love you
to the end of time ♪
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00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,893
♪ I swore ♪
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00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:36,162
♪ I would love you
till the end of time ♪
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00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,198
♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:41,901
♪ So now I'm praying
for the end of time ♪
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00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:44,070
♪ To hurry up and arrive ♪
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00:17:44,121 --> 00:17:46,906
♪ 'Cause if I gotta spend
another minute with you ♪
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00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,626
♪ I don't think that
I could really survive ♪
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00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:53,079
♪ I'll never break my promise
or forget my vow ♪
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00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,298
♪ But God only knows
what I can do right now ♪
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00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:57,183
♪ I'm praying for
the end of time ♪
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00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:58,518
♪ That's all I can do ♪
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00:17:58,585 --> 00:18:00,920
♪ All that I can do ♪
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00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:03,440
♪ I'm praying for
the end of time ♪
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00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:08,895
♪ So I can end
my time with you ♪
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00:18:08,946 --> 00:18:11,398
♪ It was long ago and it was far
away ♪ ♪ It never felt so good ♪
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00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:13,867
♪ And it was so much better ♪
♪ It never felt so right ♪
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00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,435
♪ Than it is today ♪ ♪ And
we were glowing like the metal ♪
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00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,870
♪ Better than it is today ♪
It was so long ago ♪
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00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:18,655
♪ And it was so much
better than it is today ♪
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00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:20,707
♪ Ai-yi-yi-yi ♪
♪ It was long ago ♪
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00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,293
♪ It never felt so good ♪
♪ And it was far away ♪
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00:18:23,377 --> 00:18:24,628
♪ It never felt so right ♪ ♪ And
it was so much better than yesterday ♪
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00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,446
♪ Felt so right ♪
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00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:27,747
♪ Felt so good ♪
435
00:18:27,798 --> 00:18:34,838
♪ Paradise. ♪
436
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:03,884
If you've come to mess with my head,
don't worry, I'm not going out there.
437
00:19:04,732 --> 00:19:08,868
We came to wish Unique luck
and give her this flower
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00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:12,820
Well, Unique has left the building.
Try as I might, I can't conjure her.
439
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:16,556
Wait, this is just stage fright. Think of the
last time you performed as Unique. You were smash.
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00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:20,712
That was different. Nobody knew Unique. I didn't
have to be any one other than the one I truly was.
441
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:23,907
Now everyone is coming for me.
Jesse, the rest of my team,
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00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:27,561
I can't take the pressure.
443
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:33,841
All I... All I ever wanted to do, was wear
a dress and sing.
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00:19:34,066 --> 00:19:39,446
And now I'm a poster to every child that's different.
I can't handle it... I just can't handle it.
445
00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:44,206
You may not be able to handle it,
but maybe Unique can.
446
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:49,757
You gotta move through that fear and expectation.
At least that's what real stars do.
447
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:03,653
-Aren;t we supposed to be enemies?
-Yeah, but that's not how we roll in the New Directions. Not, really our style.
448
00:20:04,731 --> 00:20:07,440
Alright, let me get ready.
449
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,154
Which lipstick?
Ruby red or sugar rose?
450
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,300
Good luck.
451
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,685
Break a heel.
452
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,587
I'll tell you what.
453
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,606
Unique might need to transfer
schools next year.
454
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,862
Please welcome to the stage
from Carmel High in Akron, Ohio,
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00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,763
Vocal Adrenaline!
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00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,779
♪ Let's go to the beach, each ♪
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00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,281
♪ Let's go get away ♪
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00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,633
♪ They say
what they gonna say ♪
459
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,668
♪ Have a drink, clink,
found the Bud Light ♪
460
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,386
♪ Bad girls like me
is hard to come by ♪
461
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,305
♪ The Patron, on,
let's go get it on ♪
462
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,140
♪ The zone, on,
yes, I'm in the zone ♪
463
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,892
♪ Is it two, three?
Leave a good tip ♪
464
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,176
♪ I'mma blow off my money ♪
465
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,261
♪ And don't give two cents,
whoo! ♪
466
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:04,479
♪ I'm on the floor, floor ♪
467
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,564
♪ I love to dance ♪
468
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,566
♪ So give me more, more ♪
469
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,468
♪ Till I can't stand ♪
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00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,570
♪ Get on the floor, floor ♪
471
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,856
♪ Like it's your last chance ♪
472
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,441
♪ If you want more, more ♪
473
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,327
♪ Then here I am ♪
474
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:22,647
♪ Starships
were meant to fly ♪
475
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,649
♪ Hands up ♪
476
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,868
♪ And touch the sky ♪
477
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,919
♪ Can't stop ♪
478
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,655
♪ 'Cause we're so high ♪
479
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,173
♪ Let's do this ♪
480
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,342
♪ One more time ♪
481
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,593
♪ Starships ♪
482
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,995
♪ Were meant to fly ♪
483
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,681
♪ Hands up ♪
484
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,166
♪ And touch the sky ♪
485
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,267
♪ Let's do this ♪
486
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,104
♪ One last time ♪
487
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,005
♪ Can't stop ♪
488
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,557
♪ Higher than any other ♪
489
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,342
♪ Oh, oh ♪
490
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,779
♪ Oh, oh ♪
491
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:57,398
♪ Higher than any other ♪
492
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,317
♪ Oh, oh ♪
493
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,004
♪ Oh, oh ♪
494
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,189
♪ Higher than any other ♪
495
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,960
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
496
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:12,797
♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪
497
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:16,701
♪ Can't stop
'cause we're so high ♪
498
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:20,004
♪ Let's do this one more time ♪
499
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,975
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
500
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,845
♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪
501
00:22:27,896 --> 00:22:32,266
♪ Let's do this one last time ♪
502
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,384
♪ Can't stop ♪
503
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,820
♪ Higher than any other ♪
504
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:39,273
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
505
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,242
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
506
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,394
♪ Higher than any other ♪
507
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,998
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
508
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:48,616
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
509
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,119
♪ Higher than any other. ♪
510
00:23:22,785 --> 00:23:24,602
♪ Ever since I was a young boy ♪
511
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,237
♪ I played the silver ball ♪
512
00:23:26,288 --> 00:23:28,239
♪ From Soho down to Brighton ♪
513
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:29,991
♪ I must have played them all ♪
514
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:33,461
♪ But I ain't seen nothing like
him in any amusement hall ♪
515
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:38,132
♪ That deaf, dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball ♪
516
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:44,138
♪ He's a pinball wizard,
there has to be a twist ♪
517
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:50,094
♪ A pinball wizard's got
such a supple wrist ♪
518
00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:53,264
♪ How do you think he does it? ♪
519
00:23:53,315 --> 00:23:54,315
♪ I don't know ♪
520
00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:57,318
♪ What makes him so good? ♪
521
00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:59,303
♪ Well, he ain't got
no distractions ♪
522
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,522
♪ Can't hear no buzzes
and bells ♪
523
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,191
♪ Don't see lights a-flashing ♪
524
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,659
♪ He plays by sense of smell ♪
525
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,912
♪ Always has a replay
and never tilts at all ♪
526
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:13,317
♪ That deaf, dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball ♪
527
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,324
♪ He's a pinball wizard ♪
528
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,926
♪ There has to be a twist ♪
529
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:27,348
♪ A pinball wizard's got
such a supple wrist ♪
530
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:31,803
♪ He's a pinball wizard ♪
531
00:24:31,854 --> 00:24:34,188
♪ He's scored a trillion more ♪
532
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,890
♪ A pinball wizard ♪
533
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,644
♪ The world's new pinball lord ♪
534
00:24:40,863 --> 00:24:43,781
♪ He's scoring more ♪
535
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:46,484
♪ He's scoring more ♪
536
00:24:46,535 --> 00:24:49,186
♪ More, more, more, more ♪
537
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:55,209
♪ I thought I was
the Bally table king ♪
538
00:24:55,294 --> 00:25:00,581
♪ But I just handed
my pinball crown to him ♪
539
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,702
♪ To him ♪
540
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,338
♪ To him ♪
541
00:25:07,389 --> 00:25:11,759
♪ Yeah-ah-ah-ah...! ♪
542
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,114
I have a confession
to make.
543
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,283
I am a show choir junkie.
544
00:25:34,351 --> 00:25:35,651
Some people
follow football;
545
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,520
some people follow the NCAA
basketball tournament;
546
00:25:38,572 --> 00:25:40,623
some people follow
the daily goings-on
547
00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:42,024
in the life of their
wife and children.
548
00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:45,244
Not me. I follow competitive
high school show choir.
549
00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:47,046
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my God!
550
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,365
Seriously?
Did you blog just about me
551
00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:50,366
during that performance?
552
00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:55,338
You're welcome. It's already
got over three million hits.
553
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:58,207
And secondly,
if you don't love show choir,
554
00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:00,709
then what exactly are you
doing here, Lindsay Lohan?
555
00:26:00,761 --> 00:26:01,894
If you have to ask
556
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:04,764
why a 12-time Teen Choice Award
nominee
557
00:26:04,848 --> 00:26:06,482
is a celebrity judge,
558
00:26:06,549 --> 00:26:09,485
then you don't really understand
what the word celebrity means.
559
00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:11,020
I was robbed for
Freaky Friday.
560
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,271
And I'm here, Perez,
561
00:26:12,356 --> 00:26:14,273
because I care
about young artists
562
00:26:14,358 --> 00:26:15,891
chasing their impossible dreams.
563
00:26:15,943 --> 00:26:17,076
I know them.
564
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,078
I feel them.
I was them.
565
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:20,896
So, I'm here to support them
unconditionally.
566
00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:23,282
Let's get down to business.
567
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:25,668
We need to narrow our choices
down to the top three.
568
00:26:25,735 --> 00:26:27,086
I, for one, was really moved
569
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:30,456
by the Scale Blazers'
haunting medley homage
570
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:32,174
to Starlight Express.
571
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,710
♪ Starlight Express ♪
572
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,412
♪ You must confess ♪
573
00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:38,381
♪ Are you real? ♪
574
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,082
♪ Yes or no? ♪
575
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:43,386
You know
who I was really impressed with?
576
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,187
The New Directions.
577
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:48,257
They had so much energy.
It was awesome.
578
00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:51,427
Oh, but gosh, last year
in New York, they choked.
579
00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:53,112
They didn't even
crack the top ten.
580
00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:56,432
I liked them, but they weren't
the best singers and dancers.
581
00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,233
They are likable.
582
00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:58,901
And is there anything better
583
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,453
than someone making a comeback?
584
00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:03,439
Please.
585
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,374
The New Directions
were horrible.
586
00:27:05,442 --> 00:27:06,625
Jim Steinman should
never be allowed
587
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,077
to write another song again.
588
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,996
I'm for Vocal Adrenaline
all the way.
589
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,465
I think
that Unique kid is a star.
590
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,468
He's like Tina and
Ike Turner... Together.
591
00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:16,802
Exactly.
Again.
592
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,587
Just imagine how much
it would mean
593
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,006
to those poor unfortunate
594
00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:21,790
outcast kids
595
00:27:21,842 --> 00:27:22,791
to see him/her
596
00:27:22,843 --> 00:27:24,477
on national television
597
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:26,395
leading his/her team to victory!
598
00:27:26,463 --> 00:27:28,764
This isn't televised.
599
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:29,815
What?
600
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,901
This thing isn't
even televised?
601
00:27:31,968 --> 00:27:34,303
I am in full imagery-
rendering mood, people.
602
00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,638
I show up here and there's
not even a red button to push?
603
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,524
And a chair that can
spin me around?
604
00:27:38,608 --> 00:27:41,410
Or I can then point at a kid onstage
and yell, "I would work with you!"
605
00:27:41,478 --> 00:27:44,163
Really? I'm seriously
firing my manager.
606
00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:45,197
Can I use that as an exclusive?
607
00:27:45,282 --> 00:27:46,282
Absolutely not.
608
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,917
This is serious.
609
00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,622
These are kids' dreams
on the line out there.
610
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,424
Do you know
what it looks like
611
00:27:55,492 --> 00:27:57,343
when a kid's show choir
dreams are disrespected?
612
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:58,210
Mm-hmm.
613
00:27:58,295 --> 00:28:00,179
This is what it looks like,
614
00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:01,881
and it really hurts.
615
00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:03,466
We need to vote now.
616
00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:05,384
I need to get back
to my computer ASAP.
617
00:28:05,469 --> 00:28:06,936
The Duggars are pregnant...
again.
618
00:28:07,003 --> 00:28:07,937
Fine by me.
619
00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:09,171
I know who I'm voting for.
620
00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:11,840
What about you, Fonger?
621
00:28:15,678 --> 00:28:17,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
622
00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:19,815
five minutes
to our award ceremony.
623
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,117
Please return to your seats.
Excuse me, Ms. Tibideaux.
624
00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:25,621
I'm Jesse St. James, the
coach of Vocal Adrenaline.
625
00:28:25,688 --> 00:28:26,855
I...
626
00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:28,624
I auditioned for you
two years ago.
627
00:28:28,691 --> 00:28:30,359
You said I
showed promise.
628
00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:31,410
And you probably did.
629
00:28:31,495 --> 00:28:33,079
I see hundreds of
people every day.
630
00:28:33,163 --> 00:28:34,130
Good day to you.
631
00:28:34,197 --> 00:28:36,715
No, I'm not here for me.
632
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,701
I heard that you came here
today to see Rachel Berry.
633
00:28:39,753 --> 00:28:42,171
And there's something you
need to know about her.
634
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:45,091
Rachel's the most talented
person I've ever met.
635
00:28:45,175 --> 00:28:47,209
Bar none.
636
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:49,979
If anyone's gonna be a star
someday, it's her.
637
00:28:50,046 --> 00:28:52,515
She'll make an excellent
contribution to NYADA.
638
00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:55,067
You won't regret it, I promise.
639
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:58,887
Anyway, thanks
for your time.
640
00:29:01,191 --> 00:29:03,159
Giants in the Sky.
641
00:29:03,226 --> 00:29:06,228
You did "Giants in the Sky"
from Into the Woods.
642
00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:09,198
You ran into obstacles
with your breath work,
643
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,617
and your diction
wasn't crisp enough
644
00:29:11,701 --> 00:29:16,372
to handle what is arguably
Sondheim's most challenging work.
645
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:22,595
But your passion and your vocal
range were admirable,
646
00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:24,847
Good luck to you.
647
00:29:27,484 --> 00:29:29,135
And now it's time to announce
648
00:29:29,219 --> 00:29:33,022
the winner of this year's
individual show choir MVP award.
649
00:29:40,096 --> 00:29:42,398
From Vocal Arednaline,
650
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:45,451
Carmel High's
Wade "Unique" Adams!
651
00:29:55,612 --> 00:29:59,331
And now a round of applause
to your top three finalists
652
00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:02,468
for this year's National
Show Choir Championship.
653
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,873
In third place...
654
00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:14,763
...all the way from Oregon
the Portland Scale Blazers!
655
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:23,239
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
quiet, please.
656
00:30:23,306 --> 00:30:27,560
Congratulations to both teams
standing with us onstage.
657
00:30:27,627 --> 00:30:30,696
But not it's time
to announce a winner.
658
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:39,622
The 2012 National
Show Choir Champions...
659
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:47,496
...from McKinley High
in Limo, Ohio,
660
00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:50,299
The New Directions.
661
00:32:03,345 --> 00:32:05,697
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
662
00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:08,366
♪ Going around this runabout ♪
663
00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:10,785
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
664
00:32:11,904 --> 00:32:14,405
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
665
00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:16,524
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now ♪
666
00:32:16,575 --> 00:32:20,528
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
667
00:32:20,579 --> 00:32:24,582
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
668
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:29,704
♪ Don't wave no good-bye ♪
669
00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:33,424
♪ Don't... ♪
670
00:32:33,509 --> 00:32:34,592
♪ Break ♪
671
00:32:35,844 --> 00:32:38,212
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
672
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,148
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
673
00:32:40,215 --> 00:32:42,183
♪ Let's stay up all night ♪
674
00:32:42,234 --> 00:32:43,851
♪ I'll get real high ♪
675
00:32:43,902 --> 00:32:46,387
♪ Slumber party; pillow fight ♪
676
00:32:46,438 --> 00:32:47,989
♪ My eyes and your eyes ♪
677
00:32:48,056 --> 00:32:51,159
♪ Like Peter Pan up in the sky ♪
678
00:32:51,226 --> 00:32:52,744
♪ My best friend's house
tonight ♪
679
00:32:52,828 --> 00:32:55,062
♪ Let's bump the beats
till beddy-bye ♪
680
00:32:55,114 --> 00:32:59,167
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
681
00:32:59,234 --> 00:33:01,119
Hey.
682
00:33:01,203 --> 00:33:03,087
♪ Don't wave no good-bye ♪
683
00:33:03,172 --> 00:33:07,675
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
684
00:33:07,743 --> 00:33:12,013
♪ Don't kiss me good night ♪
685
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:16,851
♪ Don't... ♪
686
00:33:22,775 --> 00:33:24,892
♪ Take me to your
best friend's house ♪
687
00:33:24,943 --> 00:33:26,728
♪ Going around this roundabout ♪
688
00:33:26,779 --> 00:33:30,565
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
689
00:33:30,616 --> 00:33:32,900
♪ Oh, take me to your best
friend's house ♪
690
00:33:32,951 --> 00:33:39,106
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now ♪
691
00:33:39,158 --> 00:33:43,778
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
692
00:33:43,829 --> 00:33:47,832
♪ Don't wave no good-bye ♪
693
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:52,053
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
694
00:33:52,120 --> 00:34:00,395
♪ Don't... ♪
695
00:34:00,462 --> 00:34:03,765
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
696
00:34:03,816 --> 00:34:05,633
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
697
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:13,524
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh. ♪
698
00:35:01,907 --> 00:35:03,541
What could Figgins
want with us?
699
00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:05,576
Maybe we're getting
a key to the city.
700
00:35:05,661 --> 00:35:07,495
Prom royalty...
701
00:35:07,546 --> 00:35:10,965
Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry.
702
00:35:11,032 --> 00:35:12,633
Take a seat,
as I only have
703
00:35:12,701 --> 00:35:15,803
a few moments before I must
chastise the cafeteria cooks
704
00:35:15,871 --> 00:35:19,206
for selling our frozen
vegetables on the black market.
705
00:35:19,258 --> 00:35:21,058
As co-captains of
706
00:35:21,143 --> 00:35:24,095
the nationally victorious
New Directions! singing group,
707
00:35:24,179 --> 00:35:26,647
please accept these official
708
00:35:26,715 --> 00:35:29,216
William McKinley High School
bumper stickers
709
00:35:29,268 --> 00:35:31,569
and miniature pom-poms.
710
00:35:31,653 --> 00:35:33,488
Oh, cool.
And though I don't condone
711
00:35:33,555 --> 00:35:34,906
youngsters getting married,
712
00:35:34,990 --> 00:35:37,892
and I wish that everyone
would wait until they were
713
00:35:37,943 --> 00:35:39,994
at least 29 years old,
with solid employment
714
00:35:40,061 --> 00:35:42,697
and a 401k retirement plan,
715
00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:44,115
here's a little something
716
00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:48,536
for your impending
wedding celebration.
717
00:35:48,587 --> 00:35:52,290
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you. My pleasure.
718
00:35:52,374 --> 00:35:55,459
And there is one more
item on the agenda:
719
00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:57,929
McKinley is having a very
special event tomorrow,
720
00:35:58,013 --> 00:35:59,130
and I am requesting that
721
00:35:59,214 --> 00:36:00,882
New Directions!
singing group perform.
722
00:36:00,933 --> 00:36:02,416
Yeah, we'd love to.
723
00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:04,051
Yeah. Absolutely.
724
00:36:04,102 --> 00:36:05,136
What kind of special event?
725
00:36:07,356 --> 00:36:09,307
Can you keep a secret?
726
00:38:30,485 --> 00:38:31,985
And now the award you've all
727
00:38:32,036 --> 00:38:33,287
been waiting for:
728
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,021
Teacher of the Year.
729
00:38:35,073 --> 00:38:37,190
To announce the winner,
please welcome to the stage
730
00:38:37,258 --> 00:38:39,293
so-called Finchel.
731
00:38:47,635 --> 00:38:48,368
Hi.
732
00:38:50,388 --> 00:38:53,423
The 2012 William
McKinley High School
733
00:38:53,508 --> 00:38:55,225
Teacher of the Year Award
goes to...
734
00:38:58,313 --> 00:38:59,730
Mr. Will Schuester!
735
00:38:59,814 --> 00:39:01,765
Yeah!
736
00:39:05,770 --> 00:39:07,220
Way to go, buddy.
737
00:39:11,993 --> 00:39:13,443
Wait, just, uh...
738
00:39:13,528 --> 00:39:15,495
before you come up
to accept the award,
739
00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:17,531
we just wanted
to say a few things.
740
00:39:17,582 --> 00:39:19,416
Uh...
741
00:39:20,835 --> 00:39:24,121
Three years ago,
I thought I had it all.
742
00:39:24,205 --> 00:39:26,289
I was the quarterback of
the football team,
743
00:39:26,374 --> 00:39:28,342
I was dating
the head cheerleader.
744
00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:30,377
And then I met you, Mr. Shue,
745
00:39:30,428 --> 00:39:31,928
and I realized
everything I was missing.
746
00:39:32,013 --> 00:39:36,016
There's a lot of great teachers
at this school,
747
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,385
who teach their students
a lot of important stuff,
748
00:39:38,436 --> 00:39:39,803
like how to drive
and-and fractions...
749
00:39:43,975 --> 00:39:47,778
...but you teach your students
how to dream.
750
00:39:47,862 --> 00:39:49,095
As far as I'm concerned,
751
00:39:49,147 --> 00:39:50,480
there's nothing more
important than that.
752
00:39:56,971 --> 00:39:59,172
Mr. Shue...
753
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,674
when I first met you,
754
00:40:00,742 --> 00:40:02,342
I was just an
annoying Jewish girl
755
00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:04,177
with two gay dads
and a very big dream.
756
00:40:04,245 --> 00:40:06,697
Today...
757
00:40:06,764 --> 00:40:09,383
I still have two dads,
and I'm still Jewish,
758
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,586
and I'm probably
just as annoying, but...
759
00:40:12,637 --> 00:40:16,173
I stand before you
headed to New York City
760
00:40:16,257 --> 00:40:17,624
come hell or high water
761
00:40:17,675 --> 00:40:19,926
and, um, I can honestly say
762
00:40:19,977 --> 00:40:21,595
that I couldn't have
done it without you,
763
00:40:21,646 --> 00:40:25,965
and I will carry you
every step of the way, so...
764
00:40:26,017 --> 00:40:27,734
Congratulations.
765
00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:29,152
Um... no one deserves this
more than you.
766
00:40:29,237 --> 00:40:31,638
We love you and...
767
00:40:31,689 --> 00:40:33,740
this is for you.
768
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:47,954
♪ I've paid my dues ♪
769
00:40:48,005 --> 00:40:50,957
♪ Time after time ♪
770
00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:55,095
♪ I've done my sentence ♪
771
00:40:55,162 --> 00:40:57,264
♪ But committed no crime ♪
772
00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:02,719
♪ And bad mistakes ♪
773
00:41:02,804 --> 00:41:07,057
♪ I've made a few ♪
774
00:41:07,141 --> 00:41:10,727
♪ I've had my share of sand
kicked in my face ♪
775
00:41:10,812 --> 00:41:13,113
♪ But I've come through ♪
776
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:17,200
♪ And we mean to go
on and on and on and on ♪
777
00:41:17,285 --> 00:41:22,539
♪ We are the champions,
my friends ♪
778
00:41:24,692 --> 00:41:30,547
♪ And we'll keep on fighting
till the end ♪
779
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,236
♪ We are the champions ♪
780
00:41:36,304 --> 00:41:40,056
♪ We are the ampions ♪
781
00:41:40,141 --> 00:41:43,677
♪ No time for losers ♪
782
00:41:43,728 --> 00:41:48,932
♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
783
00:41:49,016 --> 00:41:55,906
♪ Of the world ♪
784
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,513
♪ I've taken my bows ♪
785
00:42:03,581 --> 00:42:06,399
♪ And my curtain calls ♪
786
00:42:08,202 --> 00:42:10,069
♪ You brought me
fame and fortune ♪
787
00:42:10,121 --> 00:42:11,454
♪ And everything
that goes with it ♪
788
00:42:11,539 --> 00:42:15,125
♪ I thank you all ♪
789
00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:17,177
♪ But it's been
no bed of roses ♪
790
00:42:19,514 --> 00:42:22,465
♪ No pleasure cruise ♪
791
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:24,684
♪ I consider it a challenge ♪
792
00:42:24,752 --> 00:42:26,019
♪ Before the whole human race ♪
793
00:42:26,086 --> 00:42:29,088
♪ And I ain't gonna lose ♪
794
00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:33,443
♪ And we mean to go
on and on and on and on ♪
795
00:42:33,528 --> 00:42:38,765
♪ We are the champions,
my friends ♪
796
00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:45,939
♪ And we'll keep on fighting
till the end ♪
797
00:42:48,776 --> 00:42:52,045
♪ We are the champions ♪
798
00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:55,949
♪ We are the champions ♪
799
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,586
♪ No time for losers ♪
800
00:42:59,637 --> 00:43:05,175
♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
801
00:43:05,259 --> 00:43:08,311
♪ Of the world ♪
802
00:43:08,396 --> 00:43:10,981
♪ We are the champions ♪
803
00:43:11,065 --> 00:43:13,299
♪ Champions. ♪