1 00:00:00,858 --> 00:00:02,068 So here's what's you missed Kurt pulled 2 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:04,279 a last-minute switcheroo for Carmen Tibideaux 3 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,165 and nailed his NYADA audition, while Rachel 4 00:00:06,166 --> 00:00:07,716 tried her old "Don't Rain on My Parade" standby 5 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:08,617 which we've all heard now, like, a bajillion times, 6 00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:10,169 and she totally choked. 7 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:11,870 Bieste admitted that her husband Cooter hit her, 8 00:00:11,871 --> 00:00:14,264 but she lied and said she left him, when actually, she stayed. 9 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:16,575 Puck isn't graduating, which he pretends not to care about... 10 00:00:16,576 --> 00:00:17,934 I'm too stupid. but a while back, he told everybody 11 00:00:18,011 --> 00:00:19,244 that graduating high school was something 12 00:00:19,245 --> 00:00:20,746 he was really looking forward to. 13 00:00:20,747 --> 00:00:22,765 The Glee Club's been ignoring Tina all year long. 14 00:00:22,849 --> 00:00:24,416 Tina won't mind being recast. No, she won't. 15 00:00:24,417 --> 00:00:26,317 Actually, she kind of got ignored last year, too. 16 00:00:26,352 --> 00:00:27,553 Actually, Tina's sort of been ignored the whole time 17 00:00:27,554 --> 00:00:28,804 and she's been in the New Directions! 18 00:00:28,805 --> 00:00:30,889 since, like forever. 19 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:32,424 The first time she got a solo, she insisted she was bad 20 00:00:32,425 --> 00:00:33,925 and forced Mr. Shue to give the song to Rachel, 21 00:00:33,926 --> 00:00:35,310 and ever solo since, she's either gotten booed 22 00:00:35,311 --> 00:00:36,812 or started crying uncontrollably. 23 00:00:36,813 --> 00:00:38,363 No one noticed that she went from dressing punk 24 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:39,815 to dressing Goth to dressing like a go-go dancer 25 00:00:39,816 --> 00:00:41,082 in '60s Swinging London. 26 00:00:41,117 --> 00:00:42,041 She even got Mike Chang into college, 27 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:43,569 and she hardly got a thank you. 28 00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:44,787 Sometimes people don't even seem to know her name. 29 00:00:45,038 --> 00:00:46,455 Girl Chang... Tina Blowin' Wang... 30 00:00:46,456 --> 00:00:47,956 Asian Horror Movie! 31 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:49,957 And that's what you missed on Glee. 32 00:00:51,644 --> 00:00:55,296 Porcelain, Weezy, you created a monster. 33 00:00:57,517 --> 00:01:01,018 They're calling Jessie St. James a visionary, 34 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:02,971 and lauding Vocal Adrenaline 35 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:05,073 for their ongoing commitment to diversity. 36 00:01:05,141 --> 00:01:07,409 But Jessie St. James was against Unique performing 37 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:08,827 as his true magical self. 38 00:01:08,828 --> 00:01:10,996 No, we were the ones who convinced him to do that. 39 00:01:10,997 --> 00:01:12,196 Well, then, you only have yourselves to blame. 40 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:14,366 And the liberal media. 41 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:15,616 Not really. It was your idea. 42 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:16,743 I have no memory of that. 43 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,286 In any case, Unique is now 44 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,672 a show choir celebrity. 45 00:01:20,756 --> 00:01:22,874 He/She will trounce us at Nationals, 46 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:25,168 and I will lose my Cheerios! to Coach Roz Washington. 47 00:01:25,178 --> 00:01:26,928 I will not let that happen. 48 00:01:26,929 --> 00:01:29,664 We have but one choice left to us: 49 00:01:29,665 --> 00:01:32,175 It's time to fight fire 50 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:37,005 with the flaming flames of additional flamey gay fire. 51 00:01:39,442 --> 00:01:41,726 Porcelain, you will wear this flapper dress 52 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,196 and perform at Nationals as Porcelina. 53 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,514 You already have the lady gait and the lady voice, 54 00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:48,984 and you'll have to start smoking, though, 55 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:50,185 because this dress is a size two. 56 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,319 Okay, just because I'm gay does not mean 57 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,820 I like to dress up like a woman. 58 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:53,788 Oh, come on. 59 00:01:53,789 --> 00:01:55,190 What about Halloween, Kurt? 60 00:01:56,459 --> 00:01:58,785 Trick or treat! Ba-da bing! 61 00:01:58,794 --> 00:02:00,361 Ay, what's a guy gotta do 62 00:02:00,362 --> 00:02:02,998 to get a candy situation up in here, huh? 63 00:02:03,049 --> 00:02:05,083 Okay, that was a Halloween costume, 64 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,752 and it is a far cry from starting out on the stage at Nationals in a dress. 65 00:02:07,803 --> 00:02:09,545 Which is absolutely out of the question. 66 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:11,339 Well, then, the New Directions! will lose. 67 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,141 Hate to say it, kiddo, 68 00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:16,595 but if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline at Nationals, 69 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,012 it's tuckin' time. 70 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:42,337 ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪ 71 00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:47,792 ♪ It's like watching the night sky ♪ 72 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:52,547 ♪ Or a beautiful sunrise ♪ 73 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:57,352 ♪ There's so much they hold ♪ 74 00:02:58,771 --> 00:03:03,725 ♪ And jt like them old stars ♪ 75 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:08,863 ♪ I see that you've come so far ♪ 76 00:03:08,864 --> 00:03:13,618 ♪ To be right where you are ♪ 77 00:03:13,619 --> 00:03:19,607 ♪ How old is your soul? ♪ 78 00:03:19,608 --> 00:03:25,080 ♪ 'Cause even the stars, they burn ♪ 79 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:30,085 ♪ Some even fall to the earth ♪ 80 00:03:30,136 --> 00:03:35,557 ♪ We've got a lot to learn ♪ 81 00:03:35,558 --> 00:03:40,345 ♪ God knows we're worth it ♪ 82 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:46,818 ♪ No, I won't give up ♪ 83 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:50,972 ♪ I don't wanna be someone who walks away so easily ♪ 84 00:03:50,973 --> 00:03:54,993 ♪ I'm here to stay and make the difference that I can make ♪ 85 00:03:57,646 --> 00:03:59,748 ♪ And in the end, you're still my friend ♪ 86 00:03:59,749 --> 00:04:02,117 ♪ At least we did intend for us to work ♪ 87 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:03,835 ♪ We didn't break, we didn't burn ♪ 88 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:06,588 ♪ We had to learn how to bend ♪ 89 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:09,424 ♪ Without the world caving in ♪ 90 00:04:09,425 --> 00:04:13,595 ♪ I had to learn what I got and what I'm not ♪ 91 00:04:13,596 --> 00:04:18,300 ♪ And who I am ♪ 92 00:04:18,351 --> 00:04:20,051 ♪ I won't give up ♪ 93 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,269 ♪ No, I won't ♪ 94 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:22,520 ♪ On us ♪ 95 00:04:22,521 --> 00:04:23,722 ♪ Give it up ♪ 96 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,473 ♪ God knows I'm tough ♪ 97 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,725 ♪ I am tough ♪ 98 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:27,942 ♪ Enough ♪ 99 00:04:27,943 --> 00:04:28,943 ♪ I am tough ♪ 100 00:04:28,944 --> 00:04:30,011 ♪ We got a lot ♪ 101 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:31,863 ♪ We got a lot ♪ 102 00:04:31,864 --> 00:04:33,615 ♪ To learn ♪ 103 00:04:33,616 --> 00:04:34,733 ♪ We got a lot ♪ 104 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,484 ♪ God knows we're worth it ♪ 105 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,020 ♪ And we're worth it ♪ 106 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:44,409 ♪ I won't give up on us ♪ 107 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:49,581 ♪ Even if the skies get rough ♪ 108 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:55,253 ♪ I've given you all my love ♪ 109 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:59,341 ♪ I'm still looking up. ♪ 110 00:05:11,654 --> 00:05:13,688 You've reaed the office of Carmen Tibideaux, 111 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,323 Dean of Vocal Performance, at the New York Academy 112 00:05:15,324 --> 00:05:16,408 of Dramatic Arts. 113 00:05:16,409 --> 00:05:18,243 Please leave a message after the tone. 114 00:05:19,745 --> 00:05:22,130 Hi, Madame Tibideaux, this is Rachel Berry calling. 115 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:25,200 I understand that 14 messages is a lot, 116 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,618 but I just wanted to make sure 117 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,253 that you got the muffin basket that I sent 118 00:05:28,254 --> 00:05:31,256 as well as the invitation to come and see my show choir 119 00:05:31,257 --> 00:05:32,957 perform at our Nationals in Chicago. 120 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:36,878 Every year, the judges give out an award for an MVP, 121 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,096 and I would really love it 122 00:05:38,097 --> 00:05:39,431 if you could be there to watch me win. 123 00:05:39,432 --> 00:05:42,016 If anything, just to show you 124 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:43,768 that what happened at my audition was a fluke 125 00:05:43,769 --> 00:05:46,254 and that I do have the talent and the ability 126 00:05:46,255 --> 00:05:47,922 to study with you next year at NYADA. 127 00:05:47,923 --> 00:05:51,443 I... I understand that asking you to make the trip is a lot, 128 00:05:51,444 --> 00:05:53,144 but I'm just... I'm really not ready 129 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,896 to give up on my dream, so... 130 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,399 Thank you very much. 131 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,741 Nationals. 132 00:06:09,128 --> 00:06:10,378 Okay, song selection: 133 00:06:10,446 --> 00:06:12,613 We'll be kicking off our "Vintage" theme 134 00:06:12,614 --> 00:06:13,798 with the legendary Jim Steinman's 135 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:15,834 "Paradise by the Dashboard Light." 136 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,209 Rachel will do the solo, "It's All Com..." 137 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:18,953 "...Coming Back to Me Now." 138 00:06:18,954 --> 00:06:19,962 One of Celine Dion's most powerful ballads, 139 00:06:19,972 --> 00:06:21,639 inspired by Wuthering Heights. 140 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:23,308 And we'll be working in a new Treble Tones number, 141 00:06:23,309 --> 00:06:25,626 utilizing the talents of our featured performer, 142 00:06:25,627 --> 00:06:27,011 Porcelina Hummel. 143 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:28,563 Not gonna happen, Dragon Lady. 144 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:29,805 Oh, you'll do as you're told, he/she. 145 00:06:29,815 --> 00:06:31,349 We will be performing 146 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,151 "What A Feeling," from Flashdance, 147 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:35,320 and I'm familiar with the choreography, of course, 148 00:06:35,321 --> 00:06:36,937 because I was Jennifer Beals' dance double. 149 00:06:36,956 --> 00:06:38,105 And on that note, 150 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,357 please look under your seats. 151 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:45,330 Space helmets. 152 00:06:45,331 --> 00:06:47,665 Welding helmets and leg warmers?! 153 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:50,201 Best way to get props is to use props. 154 00:06:50,252 --> 00:06:51,503 I am your father. 155 00:06:51,504 --> 00:06:52,870 Uh, Darth Vader. 156 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:53,954 Is that a movie? 157 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:55,540 A healthy dose of props, 158 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,750 and our plucky transsexual Porcelina, 159 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:58,876 and you are over the top. 160 00:06:58,928 --> 00:07:01,162 Aren't props a little cheesy? 161 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:03,882 Guys, I've asked for Sue's help because she's a winner, 162 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,384 and I'm not ashamed to admit this... I want to win. 163 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,436 But there's not one person in that audience 164 00:07:08,437 --> 00:07:10,305 who will think we're anything but underdogs 165 00:07:10,356 --> 00:07:11,856 who would be lucky to place in Nationals. 166 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,508 We didn't even make the top ten last year. 167 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:17,612 We've got one last week to come together and shake things up. 168 00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:20,014 If there's anyone here who is not up for trying 169 00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:21,449 and working their butts off, 170 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:22,617 you should just get up right now and leave. 171 00:07:24,370 --> 00:07:25,904 Whoa, whoa, Tina, where you going? 172 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,622 You guys don't need me... carry on. 173 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,198 Tina, you don't understand. I need this. 174 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:30,525 Because you blew an audition? 175 00:07:30,526 --> 00:07:32,076 That's not a reason for you 176 00:07:32,127 --> 00:07:33,361 to get a solo at Nationals. 177 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,629 Maybe the rest of us would like one, too. 178 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:36,288 I wouldn't mind another one 179 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:37,549 before I get deported. 180 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:39,250 I want one. Even though I can't sing. 181 00:07:39,301 --> 00:07:40,501 Tina, Rachel is a senior. 182 00:07:40,536 --> 00:07:41,503 So are you, but you can bet 183 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,470 the only thing you'll be doing 184 00:07:42,471 --> 00:07:43,629 is a dance break with Brittany. 185 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,039 Other people matter. 186 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,641 Tina, you may not always get all the solos, 187 00:07:46,642 --> 00:07:47,716 but you are a key player. 188 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,260 I put you in charge of costumes. 189 00:07:49,311 --> 00:07:51,045 Wow! Like that's some prize. 190 00:07:51,113 --> 00:07:52,313 You want props to move around? 191 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:54,749 Well, I'm a human prop, and I'm sick of it! 192 00:07:54,817 --> 00:07:56,475 Take a lap and cool down, Asian Number One. 193 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,520 My name is Tina. 194 00:07:58,521 --> 00:07:59,887 Tina Cohen Chang! 195 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,327 Isn't she the one who used to stutter? 196 00:08:06,328 --> 00:08:08,062 You're being selfish. 197 00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:09,063 How come when Rachel complains 198 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:10,064 about not getting enough solos, 199 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:11,115 she's "claiming her stardom," 200 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,074 but when I do it, it's selfish. 201 00:08:12,084 --> 00:08:13,251 You're a junior. 202 00:08:13,252 --> 00:08:14,452 You'll get your change next year. 203 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,237 This is the seniors' moment to shine. 204 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,757 I'm really disappointed in you. 205 00:08:19,758 --> 00:08:22,577 Tina, look, I understand that you feel like 206 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,345 your voice is being stifled right now, in the Glee Club. 207 00:08:24,413 --> 00:08:25,713 I mean, I have no idea why you would choose 208 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,298 this moment specifically to make a stink about it 209 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:29,750 but I want you to know that you are being heard. 210 00:08:29,751 --> 00:08:32,136 Which is why I'm willing to offer you $50 211 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,605 just to let this all go until after Nationals. 212 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:37,191 Do you have any idea how important Nationals is to me? 213 00:08:37,192 --> 00:08:38,643 I mean, if I can convince Carmen Tibideaux 214 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,061 to come and watch us perform, 215 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:42,263 then it's basically like a do-over for my NYADA audition, 216 00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:45,099 which means that my entire future depends on us being amazing, 217 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,784 which means that everyone needs to do their part. 218 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:48,611 Their part to make you look good. 219 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:52,740 I have sat, for three years, in the back of that choir room, 220 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:55,159 holding Mike's hand or crying or smiling and swaying, 221 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:58,046 while everyone else was out there singing solos. 222 00:08:58,113 --> 00:09:00,582 Maybe I say something, most of the time I don't, 223 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,966 team player all the way. 224 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:04,669 I am tired of being silent. 225 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,588 I am one of the original Glee Club members, 226 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:08,590 and I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" 227 00:09:08,641 --> 00:09:10,058 when Finn and Puck were still throwing Slushees at us. 228 00:09:10,059 --> 00:09:11,476 So when is it my turn? 229 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,596 Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me? 230 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:17,265 Do you have a Facebook account or Twitter account? 231 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,682 Yes. Do you have time to watch Bravo 232 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,818 or read a book or buy laces 233 00:09:20,819 --> 00:09:21,894 for your incredibly high comical boots. 234 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,855 Okay? I don't. 235 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:25,406 It's exhausting being me. 236 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,807 I get up at 5:00 in the morning 237 00:09:26,808 --> 00:09:27,942 just to get all of this prepared, 238 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,193 in case a solo is thrown my way. 239 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,030 I have the entire Sondheim, Hamlisch, Lloyd-Webber, 240 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,414 Elton John songbooks memorized, 241 00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:34,982 including every single Katy Perry hit, as well. 242 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:37,785 And I do all of this while keeping my boyfriend interested 243 00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:38,920 and physically satisfied 244 00:09:38,921 --> 00:09:40,505 and being the captain of 16 clubs 245 00:09:40,506 --> 00:09:42,323 and keeping a 3.86 GPA. 246 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,458 I could do all of that. And you will. 247 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:45,843 Next year. 248 00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:48,329 You'll have your chance next year. 249 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,933 All I want is, for one moment, to feel like you... 250 00:09:51,934 --> 00:09:54,636 be up on that stage and get one of the standing ovations 251 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:55,887 you're so used to getting. 252 00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:05,947 I mean, I'm behind you 100%. 253 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,615 Being gay doesn't mean you're a cross-dresser. 254 00:10:07,616 --> 00:10:09,067 I mean, that's just silly. 255 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,519 Oh, you did not just text me that, Michael Robert Chang. 256 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,287 Is that Tina? 257 00:10:13,288 --> 00:10:14,622 Hey, Tina. What are you doing here? 258 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,874 Fulfilling my duties as costume coordinator 259 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:18,126 and text-fighting with Mike, who says 260 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:19,327 my outburst in Glee Club was unreasonable. 261 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,327 Well, we're getting a hot pretzel later, 262 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,879 if you want to join us. 263 00:10:21,964 --> 00:10:23,464 Can't. Have to go find gown fabric 264 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:24,865 that doesn't clash with the high yellow undertones 265 00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:26,250 of Rachel Berry's complexion. 266 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,418 Oh... 267 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,508 I can do everything Rachel Berry can. 268 00:10:36,712 --> 00:10:38,429 Oh, my God! Tina! Tina! 269 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,047 Tina! Oh, my God! Oh, oh, oh! Get her, get her, get her! 270 00:10:40,048 --> 00:10:41,048 Tina, are you okay? 271 00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:42,350 Can you hear me? Look at me. 272 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,393 Oh, my God, this is like Days of our Lives. 273 00:10:44,403 --> 00:10:45,519 Can you hear me? 274 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:46,771 Lost... It's me... 275 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:47,855 Kurt. Rachel, it's me. 276 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:49,440 Did you just call me Rachel? 277 00:10:50,826 --> 00:10:52,410 Rachel, Kurt and I just saw you 278 00:10:52,411 --> 00:10:53,611 fall into the fountain. 279 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:54,829 We think you may have hit your head. 280 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,280 We need to get you back to the Glee Club, ASAP. 281 00:10:56,331 --> 00:10:58,416 Why? 282 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,734 And we need to get your solo ready, 283 00:10:59,735 --> 00:11:00,952 so you can win us a national championship. 284 00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:09,544 Oh, my God... I'm Rachel Berry. 285 00:11:13,036 --> 00:11:14,353 Rachel, I know you're under a lot of pressure, 286 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:15,454 but I need you to come with me 287 00:11:15,455 --> 00:11:16,539 to Between the Sheets after school. 288 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:17,690 I'm in desperate need of sheet music, 289 00:11:17,691 --> 00:11:18,958 and you're the only one who can help me. 290 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,159 If you want to run into your 291 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,360 old pal Chandler, far be it from me 292 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:22,545 to stand in your way. 293 00:11:22,546 --> 00:11:23,663 We've been through this a million times. 294 00:11:23,664 --> 00:11:24,797 It was just a few text messages... 295 00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:25,965 Oh, hey there, Hobbit. 296 00:11:25,966 --> 00:11:27,049 Can't wait to hear your solo 297 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:28,551 in Glee Club today. 298 00:11:28,552 --> 00:11:30,753 Hope you don't choke like you did in your NYADA audition. 299 00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:33,923 Rachel, I don't want to put any more pressure on you, 300 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,558 but winning at Nationals will be the most important thing 301 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,226 that will ever happen to me in my entire life. 302 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:38,644 I mean, you'll basically be performing 303 00:11:38,645 --> 00:11:40,713 for every handi-capable kid in the entire world. 304 00:11:40,714 --> 00:11:42,982 Mercedes? Mmm, praise. 305 00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:44,817 Rachel, after your solo, I have to bail 306 00:11:44,818 --> 00:11:46,268 Lord Tubbington out of jail. 307 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,887 He tried to sell my iPhone for drugs. 308 00:11:48,888 --> 00:11:50,322 Brittany? 309 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:53,225 Rachel, can I talk to you for a second? 310 00:11:55,061 --> 00:11:56,562 I know that drama school auditions 311 00:11:56,563 --> 00:11:57,863 are a year away for me, 312 00:11:57,864 --> 00:11:59,915 and I know that I'm kind of a long shot, 313 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:01,167 but I was wondering if maybe 314 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:02,401 you could give me some pointers. 315 00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:03,586 That's enough, Tina. 316 00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:05,588 You can hawk your chop suey recipes 317 00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:08,174 after Rachel shows us her solo for Nationals. 318 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,759 Sue, that's incredibly racist. 319 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,076 I can't be racist, William, 320 00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:13,229 as I am 1/16 Native American. 321 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,132 My Comanche name is Cheerleads With Wolves. 322 00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:18,017 Okay, guys, Nationals is coming up, 323 00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:19,602 and it's all riding 324 00:12:19,603 --> 00:12:21,303 on the shoulders of Rachel Berry. 325 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:23,139 Rachel, why don't you come up and show us what you got. 326 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,391 Mr. Shue, can I have a couple days to think about it? 327 00:12:25,392 --> 00:12:26,425 Could I get a second 328 00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:27,560 to talk to my fiancée? 329 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:29,261 Sure. 330 00:12:29,262 --> 00:12:30,446 Rachel, this isn't you. 331 00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:32,031 The Rachel that I fell in love with 332 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:34,366 just nods to the band, then starts wailing. 333 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,435 Look, I know you got a lot on your plate, 334 00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:38,404 with New York and planning our wedding and whatnot, 335 00:12:38,405 --> 00:12:40,322 but you're at your best when you're under pressure. 336 00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:42,441 Now, turn around and show us 337 00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:43,993 how you're going to win us Nationals. 338 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:45,961 And afterwards, we're going to make out 339 00:12:45,962 --> 00:12:49,048 because your boobs look slightly bigger today for some reason. 340 00:12:55,672 --> 00:12:59,725 ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ 341 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:03,896 ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ 342 00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:07,800 ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ 343 00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:11,487 ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ 344 00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:15,908 ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ 345 00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:20,162 ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ 346 00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:25,251 ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ 347 00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:28,754 ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ 348 00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:33,008 ♪ Never let me fall ♪ 349 00:13:33,009 --> 00:13:36,846 ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ 350 00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:40,048 ♪ Through it all ♪ 351 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:43,853 ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ 352 00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:47,640 ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ 353 00:13:47,641 --> 00:13:51,944 ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ 354 00:13:51,945 --> 00:13:55,898 ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ 355 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:59,618 ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ 356 00:13:59,619 --> 00:14:04,240 ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ 357 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,701 ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ 358 00:14:07,744 --> 00:14:11,831 ♪ Because you loved me ♪ 359 00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:13,332 ♪ Oh ♪ 360 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:17,002 ♪ You were always there for me ♪ 361 00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:20,706 ♪ The tender wind that carried me ♪ 362 00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:23,092 ♪ A light in the dark ♪ 363 00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:28,731 ♪ Shining your love into my life ♪ 364 00:14:28,732 --> 00:14:32,050 ♪ You've been my inspiration ♪ 365 00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:35,604 ♪ Through the lies you were the truth ♪ 366 00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:39,391 ♪ My world is a better place ♪ 367 00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:43,896 ♪ Because of you ♪ 368 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:47,416 ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ 369 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:50,736 ♪ You were my strength ♪ ♪ You were my voice ♪ 370 00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:53,622 ♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ ♪ Oh, when I couldn't speak ♪ 371 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:56,542 ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ 372 00:14:56,543 --> 00:14:59,628 ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ 373 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:03,749 ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ 374 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,768 ♪ You gave me faith ♪ 375 00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:08,687 ♪ 'Cause you believed ♪ 376 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:11,724 ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ 377 00:15:11,775 --> 00:15:15,110 ♪ Because you loved me ♪ 378 00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:19,865 ♪ Hey... ♪ ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ 379 00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:23,936 ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ 380 00:15:23,937 --> 00:15:27,740 ♪ My eyes ♪ ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ 381 00:15:27,741 --> 00:15:32,110 ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ 382 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:36,332 ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪ 383 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,951 ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you ♪ 384 00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:41,420 ♪ Believed ♪ 385 00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:43,956 ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ 386 00:15:43,957 --> 00:15:47,426 ♪ Because you loved me ♪ 387 00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:48,811 ♪ Oh ♪ 388 00:15:48,812 --> 00:15:53,565 ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ 389 00:15:55,018 --> 00:16:00,773 ♪ Because you loved me. ♪ 390 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:11,658 My first standing O. 391 00:16:15,622 --> 00:16:17,656 Hey, Tina, can I talk to you? 392 00:16:17,657 --> 00:16:18,958 I wanted to say you're always 393 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,492 so good in my musical numbers. 394 00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,502 Your oohs and aahs are always on pitch, 395 00:16:22,562 --> 00:16:24,830 and your light sashaying makes my tour de force performances 396 00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:26,548 even more spine-tingling, if that's even possible. 397 00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,384 I appreciate it, and you. 398 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,935 Rachel, I can't tell you how long 399 00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:31,520 I've waited to hear you say that. 400 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:32,838 Just because you're 401 00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:34,306 a little more in the background this year, 402 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:36,275 don't doubt your talent, Tina. 403 00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:37,943 Next year is all you. 404 00:16:37,944 --> 00:16:40,345 It's finally your chance to shine. 405 00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:44,950 I couldn't believe it when I heard that your 406 00:16:44,951 --> 00:16:46,986 NYADA audition didn't go well. 407 00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:48,954 You're... you're always so amazing. 408 00:16:48,955 --> 00:16:51,023 I wish Madame Tibideaux agreed with you. 409 00:16:51,024 --> 00:16:53,692 So change her mind. I've tried. She won't even return my calls. 410 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,294 That's not the Rachel Berry I know. 411 00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:57,079 If I were you, I'd drive 412 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,415 to wherever she is and I'd stay 413 00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:02,418 until I convinced Ms. Tibideaux to give me another shot. 414 00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:03,919 I can't believe how supportive you are 415 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,871 when half the time, I can't even be bothered 416 00:17:05,872 --> 00:17:07,840 to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances. 417 00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,541 It's not completely selfless. 418 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,226 You're our secret weapon, Rachel Berry, 419 00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:13,262 and by helping you, I help us all. 420 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:19,068 Oh, my God, Tina! Are you okay? Get her! Get her! Get her! 421 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:21,904 Tina. Oh, my God, are you okay? Ooh! Ooh, ooh! 422 00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:23,322 Ugh. 423 00:17:23,323 --> 00:17:25,858 Did she have to take in the bolt of fabric with her? 424 00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:28,527 That silk charmeuse is worth, like, 25 bucks a yard. 425 00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:36,369 A-five, six, seven, eight. 426 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,438 Mask, mask, helmet down. 427 00:17:38,439 --> 00:17:40,556 Pivot, pivot. 428 00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:42,392 Jump, mask, boys. 429 00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:45,210 A-one, two, three, four, five, six. 430 00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,363 Burn! Burn! 431 00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:48,731 Burn! Come on! 432 00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:49,866 Let it burn! 433 00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,234 Set this joint on fire! 434 00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:54,454 Come on, burn the joint down! 435 00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,205 Okay, cut the music. Stop! Stop. 436 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:59,325 This is an unmitigated disaster. 437 00:17:59,326 --> 00:18:01,778 Jennifer Beals is spinning in her grave. 438 00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:06,215 Gentlemen, I asked for a cascade of sparks timed to the rhythm. 439 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:09,118 - I can't see through this helmet. - I took mine off. 440 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,187 Metal sparks in your face is how you get freckles. Is this even legal? 441 00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:12,505 Yeah, shouldn't we be in 442 00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:13,789 some sort of grinding union? Wanky. 443 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:14,924 Sue, they're right. 444 00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:16,726 They can't pick up advanced choreography 445 00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:18,811 when they're weighed down by helmets and metal grinders. 446 00:18:18,812 --> 00:18:21,097 Grind, grind, pivot, kick, pivot, spin, flip, split. 447 00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:22,649 What's complicated about that? 448 00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,350 These props were supposed to add to the routine, 449 00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:25,652 not be the routine. 450 00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:27,487 Well, maybe you're right, William. 451 00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:29,656 Maybe basic sheet metal work 452 00:18:29,657 --> 00:18:32,659 is just too much for your 12th place choir. 453 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,977 Porcelain, thoughts? 454 00:18:34,978 --> 00:18:37,196 I'm not doing a drag number. 455 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,748 We need a new approach. 456 00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:40,416 I have an idea. 457 00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:44,303 This is the teachers' lounge. 458 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:46,005 It is our sacred space. 459 00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:47,640 Britt and I are gay and Mercedes is black, 460 00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:49,508 so kicking us out would be a hate crime. 461 00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:50,793 Well, I'm not totally gay, but I think 462 00:18:50,794 --> 00:18:52,261 that trees are born the same way as babies, 463 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,429 so kicking me out 464 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,563 would be kind of mean. 465 00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:55,898 Yeah. Thanks. 466 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,484 I'm eating my chicken, ladies. 467 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,135 You're still wearing your wedding ring. 468 00:19:00,136 --> 00:19:01,404 And I saw you 469 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:03,239 last night at the 7:00 p.m. showing 470 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,307 of 21 Jump Street... with Cooter. 471 00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:07,076 Cooter was in 21 Jump Street? 472 00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:08,744 I didn't know he was an actor. 473 00:19:08,745 --> 00:19:09,912 You told us you were leaving him. 474 00:19:09,913 --> 00:19:11,080 You lied to us. 475 00:19:11,081 --> 00:19:12,698 I know how this looks, 476 00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:14,867 but you just don't understand how complicated 477 00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:16,619 adult relationships can be. 478 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,170 I mean, he hit you and you stayed. 479 00:19:18,171 --> 00:19:20,256 What's complicated about that? 480 00:19:20,257 --> 00:19:22,875 I'm very sorry if this is confusing for you, 481 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,543 but what's the world worth 482 00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:26,429 if people don't get a second chance? 483 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,431 Wait, so you're saying he changed? 484 00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:32,184 Well, he knows now that if he treats me bad again, I am out. 485 00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:34,437 You're so selfish! 486 00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:36,806 You're selfish for making me feel this way, 487 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:38,607 and I hate feeling like this. 488 00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,342 You know you push my buttons! 489 00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:47,817 I don't know. 490 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:49,184 Can people change that fast? 491 00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:50,736 I mean, most guys I know don't even know how 492 00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,521 - to change their own underwear. - I couldn't really 493 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:54,407 figure that out, so I just stopped wearing any at all. 494 00:19:54,408 --> 00:19:56,024 I think you need to get out of the house, 495 00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:57,209 if only for a weekend. 496 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,527 Come with us to Nationals. 497 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:00,162 You have two chaperones already. 498 00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:01,914 I don't even know if I'm welcome 499 00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:03,632 back in Chicago after I body-slammed 500 00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,217 Refrigerator Perry in a bar fight. 501 00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:06,752 We care about you, Coach. 502 00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:08,421 We just want to see you safe. 503 00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:13,208 Thank you, girls, but I can take care of myself. 504 00:20:15,979 --> 00:20:17,930 Please ignore the stench of mildew 505 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:19,315 and jock strap 506 00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:21,517 and focus your attention on the screen. 507 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:22,351 Porcelina? 508 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,439 Yesterday, I snuck into a Vocal Adrenaline rehearsal, 509 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,724 and what I saw is not for the faint of heart. 510 00:20:28,725 --> 00:20:29,859 Lights. 511 00:20:35,782 --> 00:20:37,283 Why is this in black and white? 512 00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:38,534 Because I worship The Artist. 513 00:20:38,535 --> 00:20:39,952 Look at that. 514 00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:42,254 Unlike you misfit, ragtag stumblebums, 515 00:20:42,255 --> 00:20:45,674 each member of Vocal Adrenaline is in perfect sync. 516 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,943 Not a step out of place. 517 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:50,012 Okay, watch this closely, guys. 518 00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:51,430 It's called the Human Centipede. 519 00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,182 It's the newest, hardest 520 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:54,750 show choir dance move ever invented. 521 00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:56,318 Incredible. 522 00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,253 That actually really doesn't look that hard. 523 00:20:58,254 --> 00:20:59,755 And the cherry on top 524 00:20:59,756 --> 00:21:02,925 of the Vocal Adrenaline sundae is their secret weapon, Unique. 525 00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:05,027 Look at him/her. 526 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:07,196 Poised, confident. 527 00:21:07,197 --> 00:21:09,865 Pretty as a picture with a booty that won't quit. 528 00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:11,317 It's the Unique factor 529 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:13,235 that gives Vocal Adrenaline its edge. 530 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,706 Isn't Rachel our Unique factor? 531 00:21:17,707 --> 00:21:19,107 Not even close. 532 00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:20,242 I'm not saying that Mrs. Focker 533 00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:21,544 doesn't deserve a solo, 534 00:21:21,545 --> 00:21:23,162 but every show choir in the country 535 00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:25,414 - has a little girl with a big nose. - Okay, Sue. 536 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:28,617 High school judges are proven idiots. 537 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:32,588 They love props, and Unique is the ultimate prop. 538 00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:33,756 Do you seriously think that we need 539 00:21:33,757 --> 00:21:35,341 a guy to dress in drag to win? 540 00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:37,193 - No. - Yes. 541 00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:40,095 It's the only way. 542 00:21:46,987 --> 00:21:48,971 Sounded pretty good to me. 543 00:21:48,972 --> 00:21:50,990 I'm singing into the notes, not through them, 544 00:21:50,991 --> 00:21:52,992 but I'll get it. 545 00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:55,077 It never stops for you, does it? 546 00:21:55,078 --> 00:21:56,645 Well, I let myself get overconfident once, 547 00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:58,514 and I'm not going to let it happen again. 548 00:21:59,816 --> 00:22:02,084 Have you heard back from Carmen Tibideaux yet? 549 00:22:02,085 --> 00:22:05,037 I just have to accept the fact that I'm not going to. 550 00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:06,455 I've e-mailed her and called her, 551 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:08,591 and there's nothing left that I can do. 552 00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:12,127 You could go see her. It's what you suggested I do in 553 00:22:12,128 --> 00:22:13,729 the body-swapping dream I had about us. 554 00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:16,515 When I fell in the fountain at the mall and hit my head. 555 00:22:16,516 --> 00:22:18,717 It was like Freaky Friday. I was you, and you were me, 556 00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:21,503 and Kurt was Finn, and he wanted to have sex with me, as you. 557 00:22:21,504 --> 00:22:22,855 That's very disturbing. 558 00:22:22,856 --> 00:22:24,773 But then you, as Tina, told me, as Rachel, 559 00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,308 "Go see Carmen Tibideaux in person 560 00:22:26,309 --> 00:22:27,843 and not take no for an answer." 561 00:22:27,844 --> 00:22:29,228 Okay, I'm very confused. 562 00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:32,147 But the advice I gave myself in your dream was good. 563 00:22:32,148 --> 00:22:34,900 I did some research. 564 00:22:34,901 --> 00:22:37,620 Carmen Tibideaux is teaching a master class at Oberlin. 565 00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:40,522 If we go right now, we can still catch her. 566 00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:41,824 I could drive. 567 00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:43,192 You would do that for me? 568 00:22:45,128 --> 00:22:47,079 Why? I mean, all that stuff you said. 569 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,363 I mean, you weren't wrong. 570 00:22:48,364 --> 00:22:51,133 Look, everyone is important, 571 00:22:51,134 --> 00:22:53,969 and I'm very sorry if I made you feel like a supernumerary. 572 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,087 I'm sorry. 573 00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:57,473 Everyone has their part to play, right? 574 00:22:57,474 --> 00:22:59,508 Maybe this is mine. 575 00:23:01,561 --> 00:23:02,595 Thank you. 576 00:23:05,265 --> 00:23:06,682 You do know that next year, 577 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:08,017 you're going to be the lead female vocalist. 578 00:23:08,018 --> 00:23:11,937 And it's a lot of pressure, but I'm not worried. 579 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,107 Oh, no, please don't cry. 580 00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,859 You need to drive Is your Hyundai gassed-up? 581 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:18,661 Since Porcelain refuses to be a team player 582 00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:20,112 and dress up like a lady, 583 00:23:20,113 --> 00:23:22,581 we're gonna have to up our prop game. 584 00:23:22,582 --> 00:23:25,233 I've ordered 18 little people, one for each of you. 585 00:23:25,234 --> 00:23:26,752 Wait. Little people? 586 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:28,203 Munchkins. I found 'em online, William. 587 00:23:28,204 --> 00:23:29,955 And don't worry, I got a mix of race 588 00:23:29,956 --> 00:23:32,407 and ethnicities so you can keep up with your little diversity charade. 589 00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:34,760 I can't dance with a little person. I can hardly walk. 590 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,411 There's that can don't attitude, Quinn. 591 00:23:36,412 --> 00:23:39,515 Sue, I think maybe we are going a little too far with the props. 592 00:23:39,516 --> 00:23:42,017 Let's just spend some time working on choreography for "Dash Board." 593 00:23:42,018 --> 00:23:44,252 Sure, if you want to lose. 594 00:23:44,253 --> 00:23:45,804 Puck? 595 00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:48,023 Hello... 596 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:48,891 My eyes are burning. 597 00:23:48,892 --> 00:23:50,059 Look at those legs. 598 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:52,311 I am strangely turned on right now. 599 00:23:52,312 --> 00:23:54,647 Please only address me by my stage name... Lola. 600 00:23:54,648 --> 00:23:56,532 Puckerman, I respect your commitment to winning, 601 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:59,201 but without a doubt, you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. 602 00:23:59,202 --> 00:24:01,070 For a second there, I thought you were Beiste's sister. 603 00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:02,237 It's not about being pretty. 604 00:24:02,238 --> 00:24:03,539 It's about someone in here having the balls 605 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:05,541 to do what he has to do to put us over the top. 606 00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:07,209 Well, you know, if this is gonna work, you're gonna have 607 00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:08,210 to shave off all of your body hair. 608 00:24:08,211 --> 00:24:09,244 Enough! 609 00:24:09,245 --> 00:24:10,412 Sue, look, I really appreciate 610 00:24:10,413 --> 00:24:11,964 all the help you've been giving us 611 00:24:11,965 --> 00:24:13,415 but I am done with all this props madness. 612 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:15,050 All we're doing for the next three hours 613 00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:16,802 is learning choreography for "Dash Board." 614 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,637 Puck, go change. 615 00:24:18,638 --> 00:24:20,339 You cannot see something like that. 616 00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:23,392 William, I'm oddly aroused by your sudden forcefulness, 617 00:24:23,393 --> 00:24:25,644 and I will let you handle this rehearsal, 618 00:24:25,645 --> 00:24:27,646 however, I feel it necessary to warn you: 619 00:24:27,647 --> 00:24:30,065 I prepaid for the little people. 620 00:24:32,352 --> 00:24:35,270 It's the darkest day in Ohio since Ernest Byner. Boy, how the 621 00:24:35,271 --> 00:24:36,488 mighty have truly fallen, huh? 622 00:24:36,489 --> 00:24:38,357 Take a good look at him, boys. 623 00:24:38,358 --> 00:24:41,744 This empty, useless shell of a man you see before you used 624 00:24:41,745 --> 00:24:43,478 to be the Noah Puckerman, 625 00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:45,313 the guy they named the Dumpster out by the smoking lounge 626 00:24:45,314 --> 00:24:47,416 after 'cause he had dumped more dweebs in it 627 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,316 than any ten dudes combined. 628 00:24:48,317 --> 00:24:49,702 Keep rocking that mullet, Ricky, 629 00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:52,004 Maybe it a few years it will come back in style. 630 00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:54,923 And today he finally succumbed to the toxic fumes of Glee Club 631 00:24:54,924 --> 00:24:57,676 and came to school wearing a fricking dress. Are you looking 632 00:24:57,677 --> 00:25:00,262 to pick a fight? 'Cause there's three of you and one of me, 633 00:25:00,263 --> 00:25:02,381 so you're gonna you'd need about two more guys 634 00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:04,133 to make it a fair fight, you fricking loser. 635 00:25:04,134 --> 00:25:05,351 Oh, I'm a loser? 636 00:25:05,352 --> 00:25:07,019 Did I tell you I got into Ohio State? 637 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,437 Yeah, I'm gonna play hockey there. 638 00:25:08,438 --> 00:25:10,505 What's your plan after graduation? 639 00:25:10,506 --> 00:25:13,675 Oh, that's right, you aren't graduating. 640 00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:15,477 Face it, Puck, you're the guy 641 00:25:15,478 --> 00:25:18,063 we all used to make fun of when we were freshman. 642 00:25:18,064 --> 00:25:19,615 The one who used to hang out hung out in front of the 7-11 643 00:25:19,616 --> 00:25:21,033 picking up on high school girls after graduating. 644 00:25:21,034 --> 00:25:22,735 In two months you'll be buying 645 00:25:22,736 --> 00:25:24,737 my little brother beer and just begging him 646 00:25:24,738 --> 00:25:27,373 to take you to a party. You're a Lima loser. 647 00:25:27,374 --> 00:25:29,458 I'm going to rip that mullet off your head. 648 00:25:29,459 --> 00:25:31,910 You want to fight, fine. But not here. 649 00:25:31,911 --> 00:25:33,128 Out by your Dumpster. 650 00:25:33,129 --> 00:25:35,247 See, I don't want to get in trouble. 651 00:25:35,248 --> 00:25:37,216 'Cause unlike you, I got a lot to lose. 652 00:25:45,242 --> 00:25:46,942 How's the wedding planning going? 653 00:25:46,943 --> 00:25:49,879 Kind of slow lately, but we still have the same plan: 654 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,081 win Nationals, come back, graduate, and then 655 00:25:52,082 --> 00:25:54,283 just have a nice little church wedding performed 656 00:25:54,284 --> 00:25:56,285 by a rabbi with our nearest and dearest. 657 00:25:56,286 --> 00:25:59,172 And hopefully nobody will get tragically injured this time. 658 00:25:59,173 --> 00:26:01,624 You think we're gonna win Nationals? 659 00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:04,260 You know, our first Regionals and last year, 660 00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:06,429 I had this feeling, like we were just gonna win. 661 00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:07,963 But this year, nothing. 662 00:26:07,964 --> 00:26:10,316 I just really, really, want to win, though. 663 00:26:10,317 --> 00:26:12,268 If not for us, then for Mr. Schue. 664 00:26:13,654 --> 00:26:17,523 What if we go all this way, and Carmen just says no? 665 00:26:17,524 --> 00:26:18,808 She won't. She might. 666 00:26:18,809 --> 00:26:20,743 I don't have a back up plan, all right? 667 00:26:20,744 --> 00:26:22,495 And I don't want to waste lose a year 668 00:26:22,496 --> 00:26:23,663 of my ingenue eligibility. 669 00:26:23,664 --> 00:26:24,947 You always make it so hard, 670 00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:26,783 but you were born under a blessed gold star. 671 00:26:26,784 --> 00:26:28,084 Everyone knows it. 672 00:26:28,085 --> 00:26:30,253 I don't know if I think that way anymore. 673 00:26:30,254 --> 00:26:32,755 I mean, think of most of the adults we know, okay? 674 00:26:32,756 --> 00:26:35,508 I bet you that things used to go their way all the time, 675 00:26:35,509 --> 00:26:37,009 and then one day, just, they didn't. 676 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:38,661 And now they have a job they hate 677 00:26:38,662 --> 00:26:40,763 and they live a life that they don't even recognize. 678 00:26:40,764 --> 00:26:43,383 And I bet you that they don't even bother to dream anymore. 679 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:44,384 That's not everyone. 680 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,635 Yeah, but most people. 681 00:26:49,356 --> 00:26:52,775 No. Okay. I'm not going there yet. 682 00:26:52,776 --> 00:26:55,010 Carmen is going to say yes. 683 00:26:55,011 --> 00:26:57,063 There's the Rachel Berry we all know and love. 684 00:26:58,899 --> 00:27:00,683 Yeah, I'm really glad we're doing this together. 685 00:27:00,684 --> 00:27:02,618 Thank you. 686 00:27:02,619 --> 00:27:04,153 Can you do me one favor? 687 00:27:04,154 --> 00:27:07,039 Before you graduate, can we sing together? 688 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,293 I would love that. 689 00:27:10,294 --> 00:27:12,462 ♪ She's a mania, maniac... ♪ 690 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:19,167 Last chance to walk away 691 00:27:19,168 --> 00:27:20,702 with whatever teeth you have left, Stickhead. 692 00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:22,971 Please. I just hope you brought a change of clothes 693 00:27:22,972 --> 00:27:24,172 'cause you're going Dumpster diving. 694 00:27:24,173 --> 00:27:25,874 But hey, maybe while you're in there, 695 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,342 you'll find your garbage father. 696 00:27:27,343 --> 00:27:29,544 How's he doing, by the way? 697 00:27:29,545 --> 00:27:31,646 You know, I tried his microbrew. It sucked. 698 00:27:32,849 --> 00:27:35,267 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 699 00:27:35,268 --> 00:27:36,485 Game on. 700 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:42,056 Oh! 701 00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:46,778 Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Take him down! 702 00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:51,232 Hit him! 703 00:27:53,453 --> 00:27:56,254 Hit him! 704 00:27:56,255 --> 00:27:58,757 Hit him! Hit him! 705 00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:08,800 Let's just make this easy. Hop in there yourself. 706 00:28:08,801 --> 00:28:09,918 Come on, man! 707 00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:24,566 The reign of Noah Puckerman is over! 708 00:28:24,567 --> 00:28:28,870 Your winner, and still a loser. 709 00:28:28,871 --> 00:28:34,376 Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! 710 00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:36,044 Ah, you want some more, there, Nancy? 711 00:28:38,998 --> 00:28:40,799 Whoa! Whoa, dude. What the hell you doing, man? 712 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,167 I'm not a loser! 713 00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:44,419 Drop it! Get over here! 714 00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:45,286 Drop it! 715 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,642 The show's over! Everybody go home! 716 00:28:50,643 --> 00:28:53,294 Get out of here! 717 00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:56,097 Except for you. 718 00:28:56,098 --> 00:28:57,732 Come on! 719 00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:01,820 A knife?! 720 00:29:01,821 --> 00:29:04,022 It's rubber. It's just a prop from West Side Story. 721 00:29:04,023 --> 00:29:05,323 What the hell are you thinking?! 722 00:29:05,324 --> 00:29:06,775 You could get expelled for this! 723 00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:08,076 It doesn't matter. I'm flunking out! 724 00:29:08,077 --> 00:29:09,310 You've got a record! 725 00:29:09,311 --> 00:29:10,779 You could get arrested for assault! 726 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:11,980 I don't care! 727 00:29:11,981 --> 00:29:13,498 Well, you damn well should care! 728 00:29:13,499 --> 00:29:14,866 I'm nothing! 729 00:29:16,502 --> 00:29:18,537 Don't you get it?! I'm nothing! 730 00:29:18,538 --> 00:29:21,256 I'm the school joke! A failure! 731 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:25,093 You don't know what it's like to be worthless, 732 00:29:25,094 --> 00:29:26,628 where nothing you do matters! 733 00:29:26,629 --> 00:29:29,381 I feel that way every day of my life! 734 00:29:29,382 --> 00:29:31,165 Every damn day! 735 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:33,802 You know how many football games or concerts 736 00:29:33,803 --> 00:29:36,972 my mom's been to in the last four years? None. Not one. 737 00:29:36,973 --> 00:29:39,724 My dad's been AWOL since I was ten years old, 738 00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:43,061 which is fine because all he ever did was tell me I was garbage! 739 00:29:43,062 --> 00:29:44,896 And he must be really proud of himself 740 00:29:44,897 --> 00:29:46,347 'cause that's exactly how I turned out! 741 00:29:50,853 --> 00:29:52,487 I'm sorry. 742 00:29:52,488 --> 00:29:54,739 I'm sorry. 743 00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,691 Come here. 744 00:29:56,692 --> 00:30:00,045 I'm sorry! 745 00:30:00,046 --> 00:30:03,915 You know, you and me, we're badasses. 746 00:30:03,916 --> 00:30:08,420 Nobody thinks anything hurts us, but it does. 747 00:30:08,421 --> 00:30:10,538 It does. It's okay. 748 00:30:17,655 --> 00:30:21,154 ♪ But I'm always true to you, darlin', ♪ 749 00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:25,425 ♪ In my fashion ♪ 750 00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:32,299 ♪ Yes, I'm always true to you... ♪ 751 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:38,805 ♪ Darling, in my way... ♪ 752 00:30:47,232 --> 00:30:49,015 Breath control is better, 753 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:50,901 but the phrasing is still emotionally flaccid. 754 00:30:50,902 --> 00:30:52,619 Emotionally flaccid. 755 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:53,737 Thank you, Madame Tibideaux. 756 00:30:54,739 --> 00:30:55,634 Thank you. 757 00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,359 Madame Tibideaux, hello. I'm sorry to interrupt, 758 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,577 but it's me, Rachel Berry. 759 00:31:01,579 --> 00:31:03,213 I'm sorry. I realize that I've 760 00:31:03,214 --> 00:31:04,831 been a little persistent, but I'm just... 761 00:31:04,832 --> 00:31:09,064 I am a very busy woman. 762 00:31:10,171 --> 00:31:11,871 Every moment I spend deleting 763 00:31:11,872 --> 00:31:13,757 yet another one of your voicemails 764 00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:15,759 about lost hopes and dreams 765 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,761 takes time away from another student. 766 00:31:17,762 --> 00:31:20,480 What makes you think you are entitled 767 00:31:20,481 --> 00:31:23,883 to any more attention than other hundreds of people I see 768 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,385 with the same hopes and dreams? 769 00:31:25,386 --> 00:31:27,887 No. I'm so sorry. I don't mean to take time away from them. 770 00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:29,690 But you do. 771 00:31:29,691 --> 00:31:31,224 And I'm tired of it. 772 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,277 Ms. Tibideaux, I know exactly how you feel. 773 00:31:33,278 --> 00:31:35,162 Rachel Berry is a pain in the ass. 774 00:31:35,163 --> 00:31:37,497 What she wants, she gets. 775 00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:40,233 And I've spent a lot of time resenting her for it. 776 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:43,403 But the fact is, she gets it because she's exceptional. 777 00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:45,289 Not just the voice, which is sick, 778 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:47,541 but the focus, the drive. 779 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,760 How often do you come across the real deal? 780 00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:52,296 The "real deal" that couldn't remember the words to the song? 781 00:31:52,297 --> 00:31:54,748 Which was as rare as a Bigfoot sighting. She had an off day, 782 00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:56,049 and that decides her entire future? 783 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:58,218 Ms. Tibideaux, I realize that I'm asking you 784 00:31:58,219 --> 00:32:00,253 to take me into special consideration. 785 00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:02,773 but let me ask you. You've had an amazing career, 786 00:32:02,774 --> 00:32:04,608 did you get there by playing by it safe? 787 00:32:07,445 --> 00:32:10,063 Please, we're performing our Nationals in Chicago, 788 00:32:10,064 --> 00:32:12,065 and we saw that you're gonna be singing there 789 00:32:12,066 --> 00:32:13,450 at the Lyric Opera. 790 00:32:13,451 --> 00:32:15,602 And before you close the door, I just, 791 00:32:15,603 --> 00:32:18,372 I need you to hear me sing. I have to. 792 00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:20,907 There's nothing that I'm as good at 793 00:32:20,908 --> 00:32:24,461 or as passionate about or that brings me that much joy. 794 00:32:24,462 --> 00:32:26,380 And I think that that sets me apart. 795 00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:32,719 And I think it's time for you and your friend to go. 796 00:32:34,972 --> 00:32:37,758 Okay, but I just want you to know that... 797 00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:40,126 I'll see you again next year. 798 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,145 And every year after that until I get in. 799 00:32:42,146 --> 00:32:44,848 Didn't I read somewhere that you 800 00:32:44,849 --> 00:32:46,433 auditioned for Juilliard four times? 801 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,905 Thank you. 802 00:33:03,835 --> 00:33:05,335 Hey, baby. 803 00:33:05,336 --> 00:33:06,837 I got us a couple of pies. 804 00:33:06,838 --> 00:33:08,755 Hawaiian, your favorite. 805 00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:14,344 I'm sorry, Shannon. 806 00:33:14,345 --> 00:33:16,413 You know how sorry I am. 807 00:33:16,414 --> 00:33:19,216 Listen, guy from Michigan 808 00:33:19,217 --> 00:33:22,001 has been poaching every kid I took a sniff of 809 00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:24,104 and everyone's on my ass 810 00:33:24,105 --> 00:33:27,274 and, if I'm being totally honest... 811 00:33:29,444 --> 00:33:32,279 I'm always feeling like I'm disappointing you. 812 00:33:33,981 --> 00:33:38,184 And... it doesn't matter. 813 00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:39,786 You know why? 814 00:33:39,787 --> 00:33:42,823 'Cause I know I can't lose my cool anymore, 815 00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:44,541 and I won't. 816 00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:45,926 I promise. 817 00:33:48,379 --> 00:33:50,464 Oh, come on, baby, sit down. We're celebrating. 818 00:33:50,465 --> 00:33:53,500 You remember that, uh, that bear of a lineman I told you 819 00:33:53,501 --> 00:33:55,335 I was hot on from Newton South? 820 00:33:55,336 --> 00:33:57,387 Got him to sign on the dotted line! 821 00:34:00,641 --> 00:34:02,426 Come on, baby. 822 00:34:04,879 --> 00:34:06,213 You got my word. 823 00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:19,075 What, are you gonna stab me? 824 00:34:19,076 --> 00:34:20,226 Not with that one. 825 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:21,578 It's fake. 826 00:34:21,579 --> 00:34:23,413 Maybe the big one in the kitchen. 827 00:34:23,414 --> 00:34:27,233 The one I've been sleeping with at night under my pillow. 828 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:29,903 Oh, God. 829 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:31,872 Baby, I'm so sorry. 830 00:34:33,841 --> 00:34:36,009 I mean, how did we let it get so out of hand? 831 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:36,977 I'm out. 832 00:34:39,046 --> 00:34:41,298 I got shame about what happened between us, 833 00:34:41,299 --> 00:34:44,718 but I leave that here with my ring and with you. 834 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,304 Oh, please, please. 835 00:34:47,305 --> 00:34:50,640 Don't... don't leave me, okay? 836 00:34:50,641 --> 00:34:54,561 You can't hate me anymore than I already hate myself. 837 00:34:54,562 --> 00:34:56,229 I don't hate you! 838 00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:57,898 That's the awful part of it. 839 00:34:57,899 --> 00:34:59,282 I love you! 840 00:34:59,283 --> 00:35:02,903 But what does that say about what I think of me? 841 00:35:06,707 --> 00:35:09,793 What are you gonna do, huh, just walk out on me? 842 00:35:09,794 --> 00:35:12,796 Who's going to love you the way I loved you, Shannon? 843 00:35:12,797 --> 00:35:15,248 Who's going to love you now? 844 00:35:17,385 --> 00:35:19,252 Me. 845 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:32,766 ♪ You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons ♪ 846 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,467 ♪ That you use against me ♪ 847 00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:38,572 ♪ You have knocked me off my feet again ♪ 848 00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:40,306 ♪ Got me feeling like I'm nothing ♪ 849 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:44,160 ♪ You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard ♪ 850 00:35:44,161 --> 00:35:45,862 ♪ Calling me out when I'm wounded ♪ 851 00:35:45,863 --> 00:35:49,749 ♪ You, pickin' on the weaker man ♪ 852 00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:59,342 ♪ Well, you can take me down with just one single blow ♪ 853 00:35:59,343 --> 00:36:03,763 ♪ But you don't know what you don't know ♪ 854 00:36:03,764 --> 00:36:09,352 ♪ Someday I'll be living in a big old city ♪ 855 00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:13,390 ♪ And all you're ever gonna be is mean ♪ 856 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:21,064 ♪ Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me ♪ 857 00:36:21,065 --> 00:36:24,901 ♪ And all you're ever gonna be is mean ♪ 858 00:36:24,902 --> 00:36:29,205 ♪ Why you gotta be so mean? ♪ 859 00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:32,993 ♪ And I can see you years from now in a bar ♪ 860 00:36:32,994 --> 00:36:36,196 ♪ Talking over a football game ♪ 861 00:36:36,197 --> 00:36:38,698 ♪ With that same big, loud opinion ♪ 862 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,835 ♪ But nobody's listening ♪ 863 00:36:41,836 --> 00:36:50,343 ♪ Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things ♪ 864 00:36:50,344 --> 00:36:56,766 ♪ Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing ♪ 865 00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:59,152 ♪ But all you are is mean ♪ 866 00:37:02,106 --> 00:37:04,190 ♪ All you are is mean ♪ 867 00:37:04,191 --> 00:37:06,225 ♪ And a liar ♪ 868 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:07,444 ♪ And pathetic ♪ 869 00:37:07,445 --> 00:37:09,913 ♪ And alone in life and mean ♪ 870 00:37:09,914 --> 00:37:14,400 ♪ And mean, and mean, and mean ♪ 871 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:21,124 ♪ But someday I'll be living in a big old city ♪ 872 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:25,128 ♪ And all you're ever gonna be is mean ♪ 873 00:37:25,129 --> 00:37:27,180 ♪ Yeah ♪ 874 00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:31,434 ♪ Someday I'll be living in a big old city ♪ 875 00:37:31,435 --> 00:37:33,269 ♪ Why gotta be so mean? ♪ 876 00:37:33,270 --> 00:37:37,390 ♪ And you're ever gonna be is mean ♪ 877 00:37:37,391 --> 00:37:41,027 ♪ Why you gotta be so mean? ♪ 878 00:37:43,147 --> 00:37:46,399 So why are you in here singing all by your lonesome? 879 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,868 Just trying out a song for Nationals. 880 00:37:48,869 --> 00:37:50,570 I gotta win at something. 881 00:37:50,571 --> 00:37:52,956 Well, you may not know it, but you already have. 882 00:37:52,957 --> 00:37:54,874 I talked to Mrs. Doosenberry. 883 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:57,744 She's gonna let you have another go at that test. 884 00:37:57,745 --> 00:37:59,629 Why? She hates me. 885 00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:01,280 Hated your attitude. 886 00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:03,116 But I told her how you wiggled 887 00:38:03,117 --> 00:38:05,451 into a skirt for the good of your team. 888 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,953 She's into that? 889 00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:08,254 Oh, should've known Doosenberry was a lady-lover 890 00:38:08,255 --> 00:38:10,123 when she didn't climb aboard the Puck wagon. 891 00:38:10,124 --> 00:38:13,810 No, when you did that, you showed that you cared about something. 892 00:38:13,811 --> 00:38:17,463 Something way bigger than just you. 893 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,432 That's all she ever wanted from you. 894 00:38:19,433 --> 00:38:21,901 That's all any of us teachers ever wanted. 895 00:38:21,902 --> 00:38:24,938 So, you're gonna retake the exam 896 00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:27,440 next week, and I'm gonna help you through it. 897 00:38:27,441 --> 00:38:30,143 Why would you do that, help me like that? 898 00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:34,698 Because, Noah, you will never know how much you've helped me. 899 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,701 You are loved, punkin. 900 00:38:37,702 --> 00:38:39,819 You are not alone. 901 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:49,092 Aah, I pricked my thumb! 902 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,927 Okay, Costume Committee? 903 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:52,295 Sucks. 904 00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:53,546 Why do we have to do all the work? 905 00:38:53,547 --> 00:38:54,931 Quinn says it's because we're the newbies, 906 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,632 - and we gotta pay our dues. - Whatever. 907 00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:59,519 It's ridick the seniors treat us like plebes. 908 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,437 I mean, this is Rachel Berry's dress, right? 909 00:39:01,438 --> 00:39:03,089 She should sew it herself. 910 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,925 Rachel is probably practicing her songs right now, 911 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:07,259 over and over again, 912 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:09,062 until her vocal chords bleed. 913 00:39:09,063 --> 00:39:11,064 And none of us would be going to Chicago 914 00:39:11,065 --> 00:39:12,999 if not for her commitment to Glee Club, 915 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,450 so show some respect. 916 00:39:14,451 --> 00:39:16,402 While we're acting like shrubbery in the background? 917 00:39:16,403 --> 00:39:18,905 Put in the work... 918 00:39:18,906 --> 00:39:20,573 be a good team player, 919 00:39:20,574 --> 00:39:22,274 and you'll get your solos. 920 00:39:22,275 --> 00:39:23,743 And maybe next year it'll be 921 00:39:23,744 --> 00:39:26,245 as part of a group that won Nationals. 922 00:39:26,246 --> 00:39:28,280 And this costume is yours, Sugar, 923 00:39:28,281 --> 00:39:30,249 but I'm happy to be sewing it. 924 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,468 Because the truth is, 925 00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:36,172 it takes a lot of crystals to make something shine. 926 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:45,681 Now, that's great, and then we shift to the Trouble Tones 927 00:39:45,682 --> 00:39:47,600 for Gaga's "Edge of Glory," which is up-tempo. 928 00:39:47,601 --> 00:39:50,236 I like this. This will work. 929 00:39:50,237 --> 00:39:53,189 William, I can taste your Axe Body Spray. 930 00:39:54,408 --> 00:39:55,408 Hey, you. 931 00:39:55,409 --> 00:39:58,027 Going somewhere, Shannon? 932 00:39:58,028 --> 00:40:00,363 I'd like to be a chaperone for Nationals. 933 00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:02,615 I'll pay my own way and I'll sleep on the bus. 934 00:40:02,616 --> 00:40:04,817 You don't have to sleep on the bus. 935 00:40:04,818 --> 00:40:06,702 I'm sure we can make room. 936 00:40:06,703 --> 00:40:08,454 I booked an executive maternity suite. 937 00:40:08,455 --> 00:40:10,757 Sharing it wouldn't be fair to the baby. 938 00:40:10,758 --> 00:40:12,959 You can bunk with me and Emma. 939 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,763 So you packed a bag on the off-chance you'd be coming to Chicago? 940 00:40:16,764 --> 00:40:20,633 I left him. 941 00:40:28,508 --> 00:40:30,059 Welcome aboard, Shannon. 942 00:40:32,646 --> 00:40:35,481 If it wasn't for Tina, I would never have gone to see Carmen Tibideaux. 943 00:40:35,482 --> 00:40:37,784 Yeah, she's like an offensive lineman. 944 00:40:37,785 --> 00:40:39,202 She always in the trenches, 945 00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:41,237 picking up blitzers so the quarterback can lead the drive. 946 00:40:41,238 --> 00:40:44,040 Sorry, you lost me at "offensive lineman," 947 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:46,659 but I'm sure whatever you said was really nice. 948 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:49,712 All right, there's no other option but just to exceed all expectations. 949 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:51,464 We have to win at Nationals. 950 00:40:51,465 --> 00:40:52,715 There's no alternative. 951 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:54,083 You know, you really are our "Unique Factor." 952 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,885 Ah, it's 953 00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:58,254 "You know, I did hundreds and hundreds of movies. 954 00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:00,973 Now, two mice jumped into a bucket of cream and..." 955 00:41:00,974 --> 00:41:02,541 No, no, I think we all are. 956 00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:04,260 I mean, in a sea full of kids 957 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,378 who are just desperately clinging to their own kind, 958 00:41:06,379 --> 00:41:07,680 we're different. 959 00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:10,850 We took the time to get to know each other 960 00:41:10,851 --> 00:41:12,819 and reach out and accept one other. 961 00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:15,054 That's our "Unique Factor." 962 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,273 And that's what I love about us. 963 00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:19,158 Yeah, me, too. 964 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:26,916 ♪ All alone I have cried ♪ 965 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:32,088 ♪ Silent tears, full of pride ♪ 966 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:36,843 ♪ In a world made of steel ♪ 967 00:41:36,844 --> 00:41:41,547 ♪ Made of stone ♪ 968 00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:49,105 ♪ Well, I hear the music ♪ 969 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:52,558 ♪ Close my eyes, feel the rhythm ♪ 970 00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:59,649 ♪ Wrap around, take ahold of my heart ♪ 971 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:03,486 ♪ What a feeling ♪ 972 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:07,740 ♪ Bein's believin' ♪ 973 00:42:07,741 --> 00:42:14,997 ♪ I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life ♪ 974 00:42:14,998 --> 00:42:18,718 ♪ Take your passion ♪ 975 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,755 ♪ And make it happen ♪ 976 00:42:22,756 --> 00:42:25,725 ♪ Pictures come alive ♪ 977 00:42:25,726 --> 00:42:30,513 ♪ Now I'm dancing through my life ♪ 978 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:35,935 ♪ What a feeling ♪ 979 00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:40,439 ♪ What a feeling ♪ 980 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,575 ♪ I am music now ♪ 981 00:42:42,576 --> 00:42:44,977 ♪ Bein's believin' ♪ 982 00:42:44,978 --> 00:42:46,028 ♪ I am rhythm now ♪ 983 00:42:46,029 --> 00:42:49,115 ♪ Pictures come alive ♪ 984 00:42:49,116 --> 00:42:53,586 ♪ You can dance right through your life ♪ 985 00:42:53,587 --> 00:42:55,871 ♪ What a feeling ♪ 986 00:42:55,872 --> 00:42:57,757 ♪ I can really have it all ♪ 987 00:42:57,758 --> 00:43:00,927 ♪ What a feeling ♪ 988 00:43:00,928 --> 00:43:02,128 ♪ I am rhythm now ♪ 989 00:43:02,129 --> 00:43:03,662 ♪ I can have it all ♪ 990 00:43:03,663 --> 00:43:05,131 ♪ I can really have it all ♪ 991 00:43:05,132 --> 00:43:10,002 ♪ Have it all ♪ 992 00:43:10,003 --> 00:43:13,522 ♪ Call, call, call, call ♪ 993 00:43:13,523 --> 00:43:17,109 ♪ What a feeling! ♪ Let's go to Nationals!