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So here's what you missed
on Glee:
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Rachel choked at her NYADA
audition, which meant she blew
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the biggest audition of her life.
Oh, God.
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Which, as far as
she's concerned, is now
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pretty much over.
I had my chance and I choked.
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Quinn's in a wheelchair,
but her rehab's going well,
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partly because Joe's been
going with her.
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Brittany probably
forgot she was
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elected senior class president.
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And Puck failed
his big geography exam
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about Iberian precipitation,
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which means
he's not gonna graduate.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Everything dies.
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Maybe the saddest death of all
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is the death of a dream.
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For 18 years, I've had
Broadway, stardom.
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It was like wings that kept me
hovering above the fray.
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But I flew too close to the sun
and now they're gone
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and I'm just Rachel
Barbra Berry of Lima, Ohio...
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a flightless bird.
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A penguin.
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Do I look different?
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I feel different.
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In some ways, it's a relief...
to be part of the crowd.
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My dreams are smaller now,
maybe even more real...
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the wedding, winning
Nationals... but first, prom.
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I'll never walk the red carpet
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as a Tony
or Golden Globe nominee.
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That's what you get
for having no backup plan.
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Prom is my night
to trip the light fantastic.
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Next to my wedding,
my prom dress will be
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the most important gown
I ever wear.
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I'm surprisingly
okay with it all.
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That dream was just a favorite
old sweater that I kept around
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even though
it didn't fit anymore.
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I can grieve it and move on.
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I may have lost NYADA,
but I still have Finn.
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So I'm not going to get
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everything I thought
I ever wanted.
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Doesn't make me a loser.
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What are you doing?
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I am practicing my Prom
Queen victory wave.
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I'm going to win.
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You know, there's a lot of stiff
competition this year, Becky.
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I wouldn't want you
to be disappointed.
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Would you mind taking your
loser talk somewhere else?
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I don't want to
catch your failure.
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Sexy teen trollop.
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Many months ago,
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to much fanfare,
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you were elected
senior class president.
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Oh, yeah.
Since that day,
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you have accomplished nothing
except one memorandum
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written in crayon saying
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"Drill, baby, drill."
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Yeah, I no longer believe we
should be drilling for babies.
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Your do-nothing presidency
has me seriously considering
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abolishing the post
altogether.
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And as you are flunking
each of your classes,
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you need class president
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on your transcript if you hope
to gain admittance into college.
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No, I don't. I've already
been accepted at Perdue.
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The university?
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No, the chicken factory.
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Miss Pierce,
you are making a mockery
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of this student government,
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and if you don't make an impact
with the rest of your term,
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your presidency will be
this school's last!
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I now realize I wasted an entire
year belaboring the nuances
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of my fluid teen sexuality
and getting caught up
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in Lord Tubbington's
Ponzi schemes.
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Then for a while,
I stopped talking.
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But I don't want my presidency
to be the last one at McKinley.
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I don't want that
to be my legacy.
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Well, Madame President,
prom is coming up.
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And if you want to
rehabilitate your image,
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perhaps that's where
you should start.
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Okay.
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I don't know
who any of you guys are.
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Oh, we're
the Prom Committee.
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We've been meeting
since September.
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We've sent
you 14 memos.
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Did you get my memo
about drilling for babies?
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No.
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Good. 'Cause that's not
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the solution
to soaring gas prices.
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We're a little behind schedule,
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but we think we have a great
theme for this year's prom.
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Cool.
This year's prom theme
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is...
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"Castles in the Clouds."
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Nice.
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I like your unicorns;
Those are great.
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But I'm gonna have to say never,
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'cause there's no way
I'm ever gonna let that happen.
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Castles are very heavy,
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so putting them on clouds
would be extremely dangerous.
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I seriously think the three of
you should be put in jail.
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Okay.
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Um, what about...
"Stairway to Heaven"?
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Not unless we also build
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escalators to heaven
for the disabled students.
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Plus, I'm not
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really sure if they're even
allowed into heaven.
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It's clear that the three of you
are incompetent fools,
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possibly some sort
of terrorist cell.
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So, as president,
I'm gonna decide
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what the prom theme
is going to be this year.
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And I think...
that it should be...
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"Dinosaurs."
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Dinosaurs?!
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Yeah.
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The Bible told me that dinosaurs
and cavemen lived side by side
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for millions of years
in peace,
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and I think that's something
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that we should
totally celebrate.
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No, you can't
be serious.
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That's the worst
prom theme ever.
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When you insult my dinosaur
prom theme, that's bullying,
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and I will not accept it.
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By the power vested in me
as president, you are all fired.
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Sorry, Rachel,
that includes you.
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But I guess
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I'll see you in Glee Club, so...
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Good meeting, guys.
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Good morning,
McKinley High!
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First of all, to those of you
thoughtful enough to leave
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maternity gifts
outside my office,
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both I and my unborn child
thank you
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for your lackluster Cracker
Barrel meat-and-cheese medleys,
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and I'm sure that
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my trash can
will find them delicious.
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Now it's time
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to announce this year's
Senior Prom Court nominees.
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Your choices
for Prom King are...
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Rick "The Stick" Nelson.
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Yeah!
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You know this!
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President Brittany S. Pierce.
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That's weird.
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And also, Finn Hudson.
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And now on to the category
we all really care about:
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Prom Queen.
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Becky for Prom Queen 2012!
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Missy Gunderson.
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Santana Lopez.
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And Quinn Fabray.
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Congratulations to
all our nominees...
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Becky, Becky, Becky!
That's an antique!
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I was robbed, Coach!
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So are you bummed you didn't
get nominated for Prom Queen?
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In what world would I ever be
nominated for Prom Queen?
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Well, I voted for you.
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And I got that
crossed-eyed dude
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in my study hall
to vote for you, too.
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That's very sweet of you, but
I'm not upset at all actually,
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because I am gonna be
spending my entire prom night
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dancing with my devastatingly
handsome future husband to be.
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We'll make your posters
later, okay?
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Okay!
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A big congrats to all
our prom nominees!
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But, hey, listen up.
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We are all winners,
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because
Principal Figgins
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asked New Directions
to sing again this year!
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Come on!
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Fantastic.
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All right.
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Brittany has an
announcement.
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Hello, my fellow Americans.
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The theme for this year's prom
will be...
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"Dinosaurs."
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Sheer genius.
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Thanks.
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I was inspired by
the new girl Joe,
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who reminds me
of a cavewoman.
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The refreshments
will be berries,
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meat and rainwater.
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As you are no
doubt aware,
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the U.S. elections are
riddled with corruption.
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Therefore, to keep
the prom elections
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completely aboveboard,
I have appointed Santana
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and Quinn to count the ballots.
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What? That makes no sense!
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Shut it, Richard Simmons.
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Yes, Quinn's my homegirl,
but I don't trust her,
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and you know she doesn't
trust me.
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We'll keep each other honest.
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You know,
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It's actually
not a bad idea.
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And last but not least,
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all hair gel has been
banned from the prom.
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Right.
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I'm actually not joking.
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Hair gel was not
invented until
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almost 30 million years after
the Upper Paleolithic Stone Age.
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And frankly,
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I don't like the way you look.
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Therefore, anyone who
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shows up to prom
wearing hair gel will be
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turned away
at the door.
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I hereby decree this
to be the best prom
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Ever.
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Okay.
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Let's start thinking
of... dinosaur songs.
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Hey, did you
know about this?
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I know you knew about
this 'cause it was hung
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at eye level and I know
Quinn couldn't reach up
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that high to put it there.
Whoa, whoa.
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Remember when I told you
that if you come at me
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with the crazy right off the bat
that my head goes all empty
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and I can't really have
a productive conversation?
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This isn't crazy,
this is mad, this is hurt.
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This isn't a big deal.
Not a big deal?
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I'm gonna have to watch my
fiancé dance in front of
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the entire school with his
ex-girlfriend at my senior prom.
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If you haven't noticed,
Quinn can't dance.
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She just about died
coming to our wedding.
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She asked me if I would
campaign with her,
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and I figured it was the least
I could do for our friend.
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I can't believe
how selfish you're being.
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Yeah, well,
if you haven't noticed,
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I'm kind of having
a bad week myself.
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I can't believe that my entire
high school career is gonna end
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the exact same way it started...
just some sad little Jewish girl
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watching you get
all the attention
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with the pretty blonde cheerleader.
Oh...
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Come on.
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Good, good, good.
Come on.
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All right, now let go
of your hands.
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You got this.
Just-just let go.
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I promise you'll be okay.
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You got it.
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Good.
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Come on.
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This is all you.
Look at you.
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You have it.
Just-just...
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No-no-no-no-no!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
I knew you could do it.
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That was fantastic.
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You're amazing.
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Thank you for always
coming with me.
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Totally selfish.
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I get to hang with you.
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Take a break, then
let's show everyone.
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Glee and...
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No, no.
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Why? This is huge.
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Because it has to be real.
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I mean...
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you know, maybe if
I practiced a lot,
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I could walk
into the choir room.
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Or even prom.
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So until then,
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just promise me
you won't tell anybody.
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You're gonna be
dancing at prom.
259
00:09:31,326 --> 00:09:32,371
I know it.
260
00:09:36,164 --> 00:09:38,832
I, Becky Faye Jackson,
261
00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:43,637
was born to be Queen,
but my crown has been stolen.
262
00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:46,556
Queens don't always have to
look the same, you know.
263
00:09:46,557 --> 00:09:48,558
Sometimes they look different.
264
00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:51,044
Sometimes they're shorter.
265
00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:52,229
Or wear glasses.
266
00:09:54,977 --> 00:09:58,485
What are you smiling about,
poster-people?
267
00:09:58,486 --> 00:10:00,687
And stop staring at me!
268
00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:04,524
It's not fun to be stared at.
269
00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:08,829
Becky, I understand
you're upset,
270
00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:11,915
but this scorched earth reign
of terror must come to an end.
271
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,330
First, you declared
war on xylophones.
272
00:10:17,622 --> 00:10:20,007
Then, you ransacked
the cafeteria line.
273
00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:28,081
But, Coach,
I want to be Prom Queen,
274
00:10:28,082 --> 00:10:30,050
just like I just saw
in that commercial.
275
00:10:30,051 --> 00:10:32,419
Oh, Becky, commercials
aren't real life.
276
00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:34,304
Advertisers are
manipulative alcoholics
277
00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:36,390
who use images to
play on our emotions.
278
00:10:36,391 --> 00:10:37,557
Haven't you
seen Mad Men?
279
00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:38,925
No.
280
00:10:38,926 --> 00:10:40,060
Neither have I.
281
00:10:40,061 --> 00:10:42,429
Becky, let's
be realistic:
282
00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:44,781
You just didn't have the votes.
283
00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:48,318
For starters, your posters
sent a bit of a mixed message.
284
00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:51,405
But my paintbrush doesn't
have spell check, Coach.
285
00:10:51,406 --> 00:10:54,941
And second... and I mean this
as a compliment...
286
00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,293
you're a bitch, Becky.
287
00:10:57,578 --> 00:10:58,745
With a bad attitude.
288
00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:00,063
And honestly,
289
00:11:00,064 --> 00:11:00,964
with Quinn Fabray
in a wheelchair,
290
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:02,082
the sympathy vote was split.
291
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,667
But here's the
goods.
292
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,886
You're coming to prom with me,
Becky Jackson,
293
00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:07,787
where I'm making you
deputy in charge
294
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,423
of guarding the
punch bowl.
295
00:11:09,474 --> 00:11:10,841
Chin up, Jackson.
296
00:11:10,925 --> 00:11:13,010
And please be
careful walking
297
00:11:13,011 --> 00:11:14,644
past my brand-new
xylophone.
298
00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:17,431
That's the attitude
right there, Becky.
299
00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,652
♪ The smell of your skin ♪
300
00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:26,990
♪ Lingers on me now ♪
301
00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:30,744
♪ You're probably
on your flight ♪
302
00:11:30,745 --> 00:11:34,577
♪ Back to your hometown ♪
303
00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:39,086
♪ I need some shelter ♪
304
00:11:39,087 --> 00:11:43,507
♪ Of my own protection, baby ♪
305
00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:49,829
♪ Be with myself and center ♪
306
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:54,634
♪ Clarity, peace, serenity ♪
307
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:56,836
♪ I hope you know ♪
308
00:11:56,888 --> 00:12:00,107
♪ I hope you know ♪
309
00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:03,009
♪ That this has nothing
to do with you ♪
310
00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:08,565
♪ It's personal, myself and I ♪
311
00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:12,452
♪ We've got some
straightening out to do ♪
312
00:12:12,453 --> 00:12:14,321
♪ And I'm gonna miss you ♪
313
00:12:14,322 --> 00:12:16,957
♪ Like a child
misses their blanket ♪
314
00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:20,577
♪ But I've got to get
a move on with my life ♪
315
00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:26,049
♪ It's time to be
a big girl now ♪
316
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:29,920
♪ And big girls don't cry ♪
317
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:35,592
♪ But it's time
for me to go home ♪
318
00:12:35,593 --> 00:12:40,680
♪ It's getting late
and dark outside ♪
319
00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:45,218
♪ I need to be with myself
and center ♪
320
00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:49,889
♪ Clarity, peace,
serenity, yeah ♪
321
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,825
♪ I hope you know ♪
322
00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:55,395
♪ I hope you know ♪
323
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:58,448
♪ That this has nothing
to do with you ♪
324
00:12:58,449 --> 00:13:03,954
♪ It's personal,
myself and I ♪
325
00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:07,374
♪ We've got some
straightening out to do ♪
326
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,459
♪ And I'm gonna miss you ♪
327
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:12,129
♪ Like a child
misses their blanket ♪
328
00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:15,815
♪ But I've got to get
a move on with my life ♪
329
00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:21,455
♪ It's time to be
a big girl now ♪
330
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:26,510
♪ And big girls don't cry. ♪
331
00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:33,666
Rehearsing for prom?
332
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,568
'Cause I love that song,
333
00:13:35,569 --> 00:13:37,453
but it's sort of a downer,
don't you think?
334
00:13:37,454 --> 00:13:39,289
It's just how I'm feeling
right now, okay?
335
00:13:39,373 --> 00:13:41,124
I don't want to watch
Finn and Quinn
336
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,926
get crowned the king
and queen at my prom.
337
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,129
I don't want to watch him
dance with her.
338
00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:47,025
I-I know that
she can't
339
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,414
really dance anymore, but...
340
00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:50,466
I'm sorry. You know...
you know what I mean.
341
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:51,885
She's right.
342
00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:53,252
Prom sucks.
Yeah.
343
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:55,075
I don't want to go, either.
Well, you have to go.
344
00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:56,255
You're the reigning prom queen.
345
00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:57,523
You have to crown the next one.
346
00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:59,225
As much as I love
a good coronation,
347
00:13:59,276 --> 00:14:00,393
I can't risk it.
348
00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:01,561
With this school's
349
00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:02,812
strong and
insane tradition
350
00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:04,314
of write-in ballots,
I could get
351
00:14:04,315 --> 00:14:06,295
elected prom queen
again, all right?
352
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:07,650
And I know I put on
353
00:14:07,651 --> 00:14:10,069
a brave face last year,
but it was humiliating.
354
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,155
And, had I known, I would have
worn a full kilt, so...
355
00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,373
How do you
think I feel
356
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,107
with Brittany's
insane ban on hair gel?
357
00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:17,543
It's prom. There's going to be
balloons all over the place,
358
00:14:17,611 --> 00:14:20,246
not to mention the taffeta
and the silk blends.
359
00:14:20,247 --> 00:14:21,664
The sheer amount
of static electricity
360
00:14:21,665 --> 00:14:23,633
in that room
is going to be terrifying.
361
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,752
It's crazy.
You've never seen my hair
362
00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:27,754
without gel...
it's-it's baby-hair fine.
363
00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:29,672
No, it... I'm going
to look like Medusa.
364
00:14:29,673 --> 00:14:31,474
It's not funny.
I don't want to go.
365
00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,226
Well, if we're
all going to be
366
00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:35,895
so miserable about it,
who says we have to go?
367
00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,480
You're right, Kurt.
368
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,182
But I have a better idea.
369
00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:40,913
So Kurt and Blaine
and I are throwing
370
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:41,901
an anti-prom party.
371
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:43,686
What's an anti-prom party?
372
00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,188
It's a party
for those of us
373
00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:46,689
who maybe feel a
little, you know,
374
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,140
disenfranchised by
the actual prom.
375
00:14:48,192 --> 00:14:50,360
And I got us a hotel room
at Lima's best hotel,
376
00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,799
Red Rooster Express Suite,
and everyone's invited.
377
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,863
You're supporting this?
378
00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:55,114
I'm supporting her,
379
00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:56,332
and I'll be there
380
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,284
as soon as I'm done
fulfilling my...
381
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,036
obligations.
382
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,537
The mood
will be celebratory,
383
00:15:01,538 --> 00:15:03,089
the food will
be catered,
384
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,624
the libations
will be plentiful,
385
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,043
and the dress code
will be creative black tie.
386
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,678
Optional,
optional, optional.
387
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,763
And keeping up with
the anti-prom theme,
388
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,131
everyone is welcome,
and unlike the actual prom,
389
00:15:12,132 --> 00:15:13,466
which ends at 11:00 p.m.,
390
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,101
ours goes until the wee hours
of the night.
391
00:15:15,102 --> 00:15:16,386
It's where the fun's at,
you guys.
392
00:15:16,387 --> 00:15:18,004
Okay, how is everyone welcome
when this is clearly
393
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,606
just a party for you and
the two gay Winklevii twins?
394
00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:22,191
Actually,
Santana, we've invited
395
00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:23,943
most of McKinley's
underclassmen.
396
00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:26,312
I wanted to invite you
to our anti-prom party.
397
00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:27,897
Who's going?
Me, Kurt...
398
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:29,315
Boring. Who else?
399
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:30,984
Well, we just came up
with the idea.
400
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,452
I'll think about it.
401
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:35,738
- I'm in.
- But what about
402
00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:37,040
your tradition of trying
403
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,190
to spike Coach Sylvester's
punch bowl?
404
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:39,358
I almost lost
my teeth
405
00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:41,577
for it last time.
It's impossible.
406
00:15:41,578 --> 00:15:44,297
Plus it's a bummer,
always failing... at everything.
407
00:15:44,298 --> 00:15:46,299
Can we just talk
about what this really is?
408
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,633
Rachel Berry
isn't getting her way,
409
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:49,201
so she's punishing
the rest of us.
410
00:15:49,202 --> 00:15:50,603
Santana, that's not
the case at all.
411
00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:51,871
Stop acting like you're fine
412
00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:53,639
and start dealing
with your crap.
413
00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,529
Look, you choked
at your big audition.
414
00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:56,542
I get it.
415
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:58,644
I'm sorry, but it happens.
416
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,880
And I understand that you're
pissed off at the universe,
417
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,432
but imploding on one
of the last nights
418
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,900
that we have
to spend together
419
00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:06,102
because, basically, you're just
not in the mood to dance
420
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,054
is maybe the pettiest thing
you have ever done.
421
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:10,389
So have fun at your
"I'm a victim" party,
422
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,796
acting like you're not
some selfish, self-centered,
423
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,694
lame-ass wannabe diva from hell,
424
00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:17,563
because me, I'm going to go
to my senior prom
425
00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:19,398
with my girlfriend
and my friends.
426
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:26,122
You can't be too pleased
by that stunt Rachel's pulling.
427
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:28,074
I'm not, but I kind of
feel bad for her.
428
00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,575
She's going through a
lot of rough stuff.
429
00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:30,743
Rough stuff?
430
00:16:30,744 --> 00:16:32,011
Did you forget that
you're talking
431
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:33,913
to a girl in
a wheelchair?
432
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:38,051
Yeah, looks good.
433
00:16:38,052 --> 00:16:39,302
We've come
full circle.
434
00:16:39,303 --> 00:16:41,020
Yeah, just like old times.
435
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:43,056
Though, to be clear,
there will be no
436
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:44,607
extracurricular
activity this time.
437
00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:46,976
I'm going to Yale, and there
are no tire store majors there.
438
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,395
Well, neither are there
at the Actors Studio,
439
00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:50,763
where I'm applying.
440
00:16:50,814 --> 00:16:52,794
Oh, my God.
441
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,768
Quinn Fabray...
442
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:58,091
you're so brave
to be doing this.
443
00:16:58,122 --> 00:16:59,772
Thank you.
444
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:02,274
The atrophy in my leg
is a constant reminder
445
00:17:02,275 --> 00:17:05,328
of the slow, withering remnants
of my past life.
446
00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:07,330
The toll can, at
times, be physically
447
00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:08,664
and emotionally hard,
448
00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,133
knowing that I may
never walk again.
449
00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:13,136
People like you
inspire me.
450
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:16,139
Your healthy, normal
legs are beautiful.
451
00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,259
You deserve this.
452
00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,480
You've got my vote.
453
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:31,750
Wow, that was super creepy.
454
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:33,606
It won't be when we're standing
455
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:36,075
up on that stage
soaking up the applause.
456
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,144
Don't you feel kind of weird
using your injury
457
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:39,549
to get the sympathy vote
like that?
458
00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,281
Votes are votes, Finn.
459
00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:44,650
Do you want to win or not?
460
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,376
This is awesome.
461
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,929
I actually really
love dinosaurs.
462
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,241
Whoa.
463
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,850
Triceratops.
464
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,840
♪ D-I-N-O-S-A ♪
465
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,675
♪ U-R a dinosaur ♪
466
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,528
♪ D-I-N-O-S-A ♪
467
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,196
♪ U-R a dinosaur ♪
468
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,448
♪ An O-L-D M-A-N ♪
469
00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:21,816
♪ You're just an old man ♪
470
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,618
♪ Hitting on me, what? ♪
471
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,787
♪ You need a CAT scan ♪
472
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:29,457
♪ Yeah, you're pretty old ♪
473
00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:37,132
♪ Not long till you're
a senior citizen ♪
474
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:41,002
♪ And you can strut around
with that sexy tank of oxygen ♪
475
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:44,589
♪ Honey, your toupee
is falling to your left side ♪
476
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,391
♪ Get up and go, bro ♪
477
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,393
♪ Oh, wait,
you're fossilized, ha ♪
478
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,095
♪ You sit down,
buy me a martini ♪
479
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,313
♪ Won't go away,
my hips aren't sinking ♪
480
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:54,215
♪ You say ♪
♪ "Hey, wanna come with me?" ♪
481
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,883
♪ I'm about to barf, seriously ♪
482
00:18:58,154 --> 00:18:59,904
♪ D-I-N-O-S-A ♪
483
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,272
♪ U-R a dinosaur ♪
484
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,408
♪ D-I-N-O-S-A ♪
485
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,226
♪ U-R a dinosaur ♪
486
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,562
♪ An O-L-D M-A-N ♪
487
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,729
♪ You're just an old man ♪
488
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,782
♪ Hitting on me, what? ♪
489
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,034
♪ You need a CAT scan ♪
490
00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:14,536
♪ Hey, dinosaur ♪
491
00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:16,621
♪ Baby, you're prehistoric ♪
492
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,706
♪ Hey, dinosaur ♪
493
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:20,375
♪ That's what you are, ha ♪
494
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,127
♪ Hey, carnivore ♪
495
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,078
♪ You want my meat, I know it ♪
496
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,430
♪ Hey, dinosaur ♪
497
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,265
♪ That's what you are, ha... ♪
498
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,766
Hudson Hog,
499
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:31,085
take a deep, meaningful drink
500
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:35,273
of Sue Sylvester's
Special Prombrosia.
501
00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:38,309
I don't know if it's the
sentimental fetus in me talking,
502
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,545
but I think it's
my best batch ever.
503
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,929
Nothing but Fruit Juicy Red,
504
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,149
Manhattan Seltzer
and seven tablespoons
505
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,400
of Visine,
506
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,935
just so we get out
of here on time.
507
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,154
Uh, have you seen Quinn?
508
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,156
I-I want to make
sure that I can, uh,
509
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,458
get her and her wheelchair
up on stage when she wins.
510
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,827
Well, she had a couple
of cups of punch earlier,
511
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,912
so I'd probably start
with the little girls' room.
512
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,998
♪ D-I-N-O-S-A ♪
513
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,449
♪ U-R a dinosaur ♪
514
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,585
♪ D-I-N-O-S-A ♪
515
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,904
♪ That's what you are, ha. ♪
516
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,149
Hello.
517
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,468
Hey, Quinn, Quinn, you in here?
518
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,939
You... you can walk?
519
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,608
Yeah.
520
00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:28,076
Isn't it amazing?
521
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:33,648
You're seeing me
take my first steps.
522
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,283
So you-you... you lied to us.
523
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:36,618
To everybody.
524
00:20:36,619 --> 00:20:38,953
No, I mean, my legs
are getting better,
525
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,289
but I wanted it
to be a surprise.
526
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,658
You know, for when
I walk up there
527
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,344
and... and get my crown.
528
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,829
The crowd will go wild.
529
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,166
I really want this.
Yeah.
530
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,018
You may want this,
531
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,054
but Rachel needs me,
and... and I picked
532
00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,355
you over her.
533
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,274
Do you know how stupid
that makes me feel?
534
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,558
You have everything.
535
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,009
You're going to have your crown.
536
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,278
You're going
to go to Yale.
537
00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:04,279
Rachel has
none of that.
538
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,947
And tonight, thanks to you,
539
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,815
she doesn't even have me.
We're a shoo-in.
540
00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:09,567
I need you.
541
00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,069
No, you don't need me, okay?
542
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,403
I-I-I thought
543
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,072
going through all
that terrible stuff
544
00:21:14,156 --> 00:21:15,456
this year made you cooler,
545
00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:17,191
but no, you're still
the same old Quinn.
546
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,026
All that matters is you.
Come on, stop!
547
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,361
Please.
548
00:21:22,521 --> 00:21:24,966
Look, it's mandatory
for the nominees
549
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,834
to have at least one
dance together.
550
00:21:29,338 --> 00:21:31,339
I know you don't understand
551
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,141
how much this means
to me, but...
552
00:21:36,178 --> 00:21:39,046
...will you please
just stay here for me?
553
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,715
Please.
554
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,854
Oh, my God.
All right.
555
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:49,824
Let the very first annual
McKinley High Anti-Prom begin.
556
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,862
Oh, look, there's
chocolates on the pillows.
557
00:21:54,863 --> 00:21:56,364
We got room service.
558
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:57,807
Minibar! Whoo!
559
00:21:57,866 --> 00:21:59,417
Nice!
560
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,619
So, uh, what
should we do now?
561
00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:04,071
Duh... play strip poker.
562
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,506
I brought condoms.
563
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:10,311
Becky, Blaine and I
are gay, remember?
564
00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:11,763
Never stopped me before.
565
00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:16,684
Well, I mean, no matter what,
it'll be better than prom.
566
00:22:16,685 --> 00:22:20,355
Yeah! Who wants to be in
that smelly old gym, anyway?
567
00:22:20,356 --> 00:22:21,639
Prom's a sucker's
paradise.
568
00:22:21,724 --> 00:22:25,310
Prom sucks!
Let's get wasted! Whoo!
569
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,895
Becky, Becky, we appreciate
your enthusiasm,
570
00:22:27,896 --> 00:22:30,648
but will you just keep it down
with the shouting?
571
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,934
Keep your big honking nose out
of it, Berry!
572
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,011
Oh, snap! Oh snap!
573
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:36,738
So, I wouldn't mind
574
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:37,931
watching a little TV.
575
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,457
Um, maybe some Bravo?
576
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,976
Dude, it's a hotel.
It's gotta be Skinemax.
577
00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:43,878
We could put on a fashion show!
578
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:45,913
Yeah! Let's go all
Sound of Music
579
00:22:45,914 --> 00:22:47,415
and make some old-timey couture
580
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,050
out of the drapes and bedsheets, huh?
Too gay!
581
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,068
I second that.
582
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,319
Well, I'd love
583
00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:53,338
to show you guys my prom dress.
584
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:55,340
I wouldn't want it
to go completely to waste.
585
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,175
It's in my car.
I can go get it.
586
00:22:58,394 --> 00:23:00,345
Worst anti-prom ever!
587
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,799
♪ It's been said and done ♪
588
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,070
♪ Every beautiful thought's
been already sung ♪
589
00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:13,274
♪ And I guess right now here's
another one ♪
590
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:17,278
♪ So your melody will
play on and on ♪
591
00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,781
♪ With the best of 'em ♪
592
00:23:19,782 --> 00:23:20,981
First time we
danced together
593
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,417
like this was at
last year's prom.
594
00:23:22,418 --> 00:23:23,618
I remember.
595
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,420
And remember when
I told you we were
596
00:23:25,421 --> 00:23:26,704
gonna get back together
597
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,756
and you told me
I was crazy? Crazy.
598
00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:29,990
That's 'cause you are.
599
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:33,594
Yeah, but you kind
of love it.
600
00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:37,098
♪ And I want you to know, baby ♪
601
00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:40,184
♪ I, I love you
like a love song, baby ♪
602
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:43,271
♪ I, I love you like a love
song, baby ♪
603
00:23:43,272 --> 00:23:45,840
Looks like everyone's happy
tonight.
604
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,860
♪ I, I love you
like a love song, baby ♪
605
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,179
♪ And I keep hitting repeat-
peat, peat, peat, peat, peat ♪
606
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:56,818
♪ I, I love you like
a love song, baby ♪
607
00:23:56,819 --> 00:24:00,788
♪ I, I love you like a love
song, baby ♪
608
00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:05,126
♪ I, I love you
like a long song, baby ♪
609
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:08,863
♪ And I keep hitting repeat-
peat, peat, peat, peat, peat ♪
610
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:11,833
♪ Constantly, girl, you play ♪
611
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:15,052
♪ Through my mind
like a symphony ♪
612
00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:18,556
♪ There's no way to describe
what you do to me ♪
613
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,975
♪ You just do me ♪
614
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,711
♪ What you do ♪
615
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,732
♪ And it feels like I've been rescued ♪
♪ Rescued ♪
616
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:30,234
♪ I've been set free ♪
♪ Set free ♪
617
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,438
♪ I am hypnotized by destiny ♪
♪ Destiny ♪
618
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:36,908
♪ You are magical, lyrical,
beautiful ♪
619
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:42,029
♪ You are, and I want
you to know, baby ♪
620
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:47,752
♪ I, I love you
like a love song, baby ♪
621
00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:50,171
Just one dance.
Come and finish it with me?
622
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,924
Yeah, I will...
as soon as you stand up
623
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,675
and show everybody how much
you deserve this,
624
00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:57,211
how much you deserve
to be Prom Queen
625
00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:58,429
Are you really doing
this right now?
626
00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,847
What, making you walk?
627
00:24:59,848 --> 00:25:02,075
Make you stand up and show
everybody how much of
628
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,384
a crazy liar you are? Yeah.
629
00:25:03,385 --> 00:25:05,303
Come on. Stand up!
What's going on, dude?
630
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,472
Did you know that she could walk, too?
You must have
631
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,923
with all that physical therapy
you've been giving.
632
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,308
Hey, just finish the dance
with me!
633
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,275
Stand the hell up!
Come on!
634
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,593
What is wrong
with you?!
635
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,729
Hey, hey, hey!
You forcing me
636
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:17,732
to eject you from
yet another prom, Hudson?
637
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,985
Not this time, Coach.
638
00:25:21,069 --> 00:25:23,070
Good idea, Frumps.
639
00:25:23,071 --> 00:25:25,773
What are you looking at,
Jar-Jar Binks?
640
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:35,159
Touch those peanut M&M's,
and I will end you.
641
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,127
This is a repeat.
It's the one with
642
00:25:37,128 --> 00:25:40,698
the passive-aggressive lesbian
and the doggy care.
643
00:25:40,699 --> 00:25:43,450
I wish Tabatha would
take over this anti-prom.
644
00:25:43,451 --> 00:25:45,369
Gosh, this sucks.
645
00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:46,954
Yeah, well...
646
00:25:46,955 --> 00:25:48,922
If you wanted to go
to the prom,
647
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,291
I would have gone
with you.
648
00:25:50,292 --> 00:25:51,992
I am not going
649
00:25:52,043 --> 00:25:55,179
to give into Brittany's
insane ban on hair gel.
650
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,597
Freedom to use hair care
products?
651
00:25:56,664 --> 00:25:58,299
It's in the Bill of Rights.
652
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,217
Didn't the founding
fathers all wear wigs?
653
00:26:00,302 --> 00:26:01,769
You haven't seen me
654
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,871
without an enormous amount
of gel in my hair.
655
00:26:03,872 --> 00:26:06,140
It's, it's really bad.
656
00:26:06,975 --> 00:26:08,442
Finally,
657
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,862
the room service is here.
I want my shrimp cocktail!
658
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,524
Hey, Becky.
659
00:26:16,568 --> 00:26:18,185
Where's Rachel?
660
00:26:18,186 --> 00:26:20,988
She's been in the bathroom
for 45 minutes.
661
00:26:20,989 --> 00:26:23,040
I'm guessing the runs.
662
00:26:23,108 --> 00:26:24,491
All right, let's let
663
00:26:24,492 --> 00:26:27,328
the anti-prom fashion
extravaganza begin.
664
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,453
Hi.
665
00:26:30,198 --> 00:26:31,799
What are you doing here?
666
00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:34,084
Well, I'll keep it simple.
667
00:26:34,085 --> 00:26:36,637
I love you. You're beautiful.
668
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,921
Prom sucks without you.
669
00:26:49,351 --> 00:26:51,851
Prom sucks without
all of you, guys.
670
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:53,220
This is the last t time
671
00:26:53,221 --> 00:26:55,439
we're gonna get to be together
like this.
672
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,558
I want to dance with my
fiancé, dance with my friends.
673
00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:03,030
Well, I'll just pretend
to be an iceculpture
674
00:27:03,031 --> 00:27:05,565
if Brittany sees me,
and then she'll just pass me by.
675
00:27:06,401 --> 00:27:08,085
So, you guys gonna come?
676
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:09,920
Not until I get
my shrimp cocktail.
677
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,955
I'm good.
And you guys go ahead.
678
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,706
Come on, dude.
You're my wingman.
679
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,176
I'll go next year.
680
00:27:16,244 --> 00:27:18,128
Come.
681
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,856
Are you ready for strip poker,
Puckerman?
682
00:27:29,891 --> 00:27:32,810
Socks count as one item.
683
00:27:44,105 --> 00:27:46,364
I'm so glad you guys came.
684
00:27:46,408 --> 00:27:47,624
Better late than never, right?
685
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,959
Come on.
Let's dance.
686
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,037
♪ You're insecure,
don't know what for ♪
687
00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:54,081
No, sorry, Blaine.
688
00:27:54,082 --> 00:27:55,748
I said no hair gel,
remember?
689
00:27:55,783 --> 00:27:57,818
I can totally smell it.
690
00:27:57,819 --> 00:27:59,186
Let's go!
691
00:27:59,237 --> 00:28:02,773
You can do this.
692
00:28:02,774 --> 00:28:05,075
♪ The way that you are
is enough ♪
693
00:28:05,076 --> 00:28:08,579
♪ Everyone else in the room
can see it ♪
694
00:28:08,663 --> 00:28:12,566
♪ Everyone else but you ♪
695
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:15,902
♪ Baby, you light up my world
like nobody else ♪
696
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:20,090
♪ The way that you flip
your hair gets me overwhelmed ♪
697
00:28:20,091 --> 00:28:24,094
♪ But when you smile at the
ground it ain't hard to tell ♪
698
00:28:24,179 --> 00:28:26,913
♪ You don't know, oh-oh ♪
699
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,582
♪ You don't know you're
beautiful ♪
700
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:31,802
♪ If only you saw
what I can see ♪
701
00:28:31,886 --> 00:28:34,972
♪ You'll understand why
I want you so desperately ♪
702
00:28:34,973 --> 00:28:36,923
♪ Right now I'm looking
at you ♪
703
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:41,311
♪ And I can't believe
you don't know, oh-oh ♪
704
00:28:41,312 --> 00:28:45,399
♪ You don't know
you're beautiful, oh-oh ♪
705
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,985
♪ That's what makes you
beautiful ♪
706
00:28:47,986 --> 00:28:51,488
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na,
na, na ♪
707
00:28:51,489 --> 00:28:55,042
♪ Na, na-na-na,
na-na-na, na, na ♪
708
00:28:55,043 --> 00:28:58,412
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na,
na, na ♪
709
00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:01,915
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na ♪
710
00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:05,952
♪ Baby, you light up my world
like nobody else ♪
711
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:09,789
♪ The way that you flip
your hair gets me overwhelmed ♪
712
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:13,844
♪ But when you smile at the
ground it ain't hard to tell ♪
713
00:29:16,078 --> 00:29:17,631
♪ You don't know
you're beautiful ♪
714
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,850
♪ You light up my world
like nobody else ♪
715
00:29:19,851 --> 00:29:24,938
♪ The way you flip your hair
gets me overwhelmed ♪
716
00:29:24,939 --> 00:29:28,942
♪ But when you smile at the
ground, it ain't hard to tell ♪
717
00:29:28,943 --> 00:29:33,980
♪ You don't know, oh-oh, you
don't know you're beautiful ♪
718
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,034
♪ If only you saw
what I can see ♪
719
00:29:37,035 --> 00:29:40,337
♪ You'll understand why
I want you so desperately ♪
720
00:29:40,338 --> 00:29:44,174
♪ Right now I'm looking
at you and I can't believe ♪
721
00:29:44,175 --> 00:29:47,594
♪ You don't know, oh-oh ♪
722
00:29:47,595 --> 00:29:50,997
♪ You don't know
you're beautiful, oh-oh ♪
723
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,501
♪ You don't know you're
beautiful, oh-oh ♪
724
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:56,369
♪ That's what
makes you beautiful. ♪
725
00:30:09,284 --> 00:30:10,716
Suck on these, Puckerman.
726
00:30:10,752 --> 00:30:12,619
Trip aces.
727
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:15,289
Crap.
I'm getting sharked.
728
00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:16,472
Where'd you learn to play?
729
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,375
In the joint.
730
00:30:18,376 --> 00:30:21,295
Well, I'm one losing
hand away
731
00:30:21,296 --> 00:30:22,913
from an extremely
awkward situation,
732
00:30:22,914 --> 00:30:25,082
so would you mind laying
off a little bit?
733
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:28,868
I can't. I'm too pissed off.
Why?
734
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,055
'Cause I didn't get nominated
for prom queen
735
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:34,374
like that girl in
the commercial.
736
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:37,261
Coach Sue said
I couldn't get the votes.
737
00:30:37,262 --> 00:30:38,495
You really wanted that crown,
huh?
738
00:30:38,563 --> 00:30:41,315
More than anything.
739
00:30:41,316 --> 00:30:43,283
It hurts, Puck.
740
00:30:43,351 --> 00:30:45,902
Becky Jackson...
741
00:30:45,903 --> 00:30:48,155
I'm putting some clothes on
'cause I have an idea.
742
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:49,556
Really?
743
00:30:49,607 --> 00:30:51,891
Yeah, check it out.
744
00:30:51,943 --> 00:30:53,493
We still haven't crowned a king
745
00:30:53,494 --> 00:30:55,329
and queen for
the anti-prom, have we?
746
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:56,530
No, we haven't.
747
00:30:56,581 --> 00:30:58,415
I'm gonna bust out my knife.
748
00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:01,251
If you ask me, I think
749
00:31:01,336 --> 00:31:04,353
the anti-prom's
the most important prom of all.
750
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:11,578
First, we need a king.
751
00:31:11,629 --> 00:31:12,929
Nice.
752
00:31:13,014 --> 00:31:16,633
And then now,
we need a queen. Hmm...
753
00:31:16,718 --> 00:31:19,136
I hope I get it.
754
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:21,305
Becky Jackson...
755
00:31:21,306 --> 00:31:25,275
I crown you the Queen
of the anti-prom.
756
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,561
Take a look.
757
00:31:29,981 --> 00:31:32,199
Oh, my gosh!
758
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,819
I did it.
759
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,788
I'm so happy.
760
00:31:37,789 --> 00:31:40,407
Your Highness,
what do you say we get out of here?
761
00:31:40,408 --> 00:31:41,807
Sure.
762
00:31:43,051 --> 00:31:44,494
My prince.
763
00:31:48,822 --> 00:31:50,189
Hey, I got your text.
764
00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:51,324
You have three
minutes.
765
00:31:51,325 --> 00:31:53,142
The voting has started,
and I need
766
00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:55,029
to get out there
and press the flesh.
767
00:31:55,078 --> 00:31:56,529
Look, I owe you
an apology.
768
00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:58,531
I-I found out
that you and Finn
769
00:31:58,532 --> 00:31:59,665
were campaigning
together,
770
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,167
and I kind of
freaked out.
771
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:03,286
I got really jealous
and irrational,
772
00:32:03,287 --> 00:32:04,987
I just, I should have
been supportive.
773
00:32:05,038 --> 00:32:07,123
Well, since I had no idea
that was going on,
774
00:32:07,124 --> 00:32:08,791
it's pretty easy
to forgive you.
775
00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,509
So I'm glad we cleared
this up.
776
00:32:12,129 --> 00:32:13,996
Wait.
Do you not understand
777
00:32:13,997 --> 00:32:15,381
what you mean to me?
778
00:32:15,382 --> 00:32:17,009
When we first met,
779
00:32:17,017 --> 00:32:19,185
you were everything
I wanted to be:
780
00:32:19,186 --> 00:32:21,170
You were beautiful
and popular,
781
00:32:21,171 --> 00:32:22,170
and you had Finn.
782
00:32:22,172 --> 00:32:24,807
How the mighty have fallen.
783
00:32:24,808 --> 00:32:25,942
No, you don't understand.
784
00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:27,476
I still see you
the same way, okay?
785
00:32:27,477 --> 00:32:31,047
That's why I got so crazy.
786
00:32:31,048 --> 00:32:33,349
Because I wasn't seeing
the new Quinn.
787
00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:34,984
The still-beautiful,
788
00:32:34,985 --> 00:32:37,572
but humbled
and inspiring Quinn.
789
00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:41,993
I, I've lost so much
over these past few weeks.
790
00:32:42,025 --> 00:32:43,326
And I honestly
don't know
791
00:32:43,327 --> 00:32:45,661
what the hell I'm gonna do
to do with my life.
792
00:32:45,712 --> 00:32:47,797
But when I look back
on my high school career
793
00:32:47,798 --> 00:32:49,882
the one thing, the one
accomplishment that I'm gonna be
794
00:32:49,883 --> 00:32:52,218
so proud of is that I found
a way to be your friend.
795
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,422
So I'm apologizing
to my friend.
796
00:32:56,423 --> 00:32:58,374
And I also want you
to know that
797
00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,976
I voted for you
for Prom Queen.
798
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:02,011
And I really think you
deserve it.
799
00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:03,980
Stop making out
with Berry and
800
00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:05,348
get to the
Spanish room, Quinn.
801
00:33:05,349 --> 00:33:07,516
It's time to count the votes
and declare me the winner.
802
00:33:07,517 --> 00:33:08,851
Right.
803
00:33:08,852 --> 00:33:10,719
Bye. Good luck.
804
00:33:17,444 --> 00:33:19,362
Drop that ladle,
Cohen-Chang!
805
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:20,729
Ooh, I'm onto you, lady.
806
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:23,065
You're trying to
spike my punch!
807
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,533
No, I'm not.
I'm just thirsty.
808
00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:25,785
I'm dehydrated from
all the crying.
809
00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,370
Yeah, right.
810
00:33:27,371 --> 00:33:29,538
That dress is hideous.
811
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:40,599
Becky Faye Jackson,
you've done it!
812
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,854
You're at senior prom with
a crown on your head,
813
00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:48,057
and a hot piece of booty
on your arm.
814
00:33:48,058 --> 00:33:49,775
And for once in my life,
815
00:33:49,776 --> 00:33:53,279
I don't mind everybody
staring at me.
816
00:33:56,433 --> 00:33:58,567
Game on, beautiful.
817
00:33:58,568 --> 00:33:59,902
Born for this, Puckerman.
818
00:34:01,488 --> 00:34:04,940
Becky, I don't care which dope
we crown here tonight,
819
00:34:04,941 --> 00:34:07,460
you are truly the queen
of this joint.
820
00:34:07,461 --> 00:34:09,445
Thanks, Coach!
821
00:34:09,446 --> 00:34:10,831
Oh, my God!
822
00:34:10,881 --> 00:34:12,381
Is that a sniper
in the rafters?
823
00:34:12,449 --> 00:34:14,710
Oh, I knew I should've
done another security sweep.
824
00:34:14,718 --> 00:34:16,052
I don't see anything.
825
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:18,421
Use your infrared
glasses, Coach.
826
00:34:18,422 --> 00:34:19,722
Good idea, Becky.
827
00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:24,176
I don't see anything.
828
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:30,966
Dance with me, Puckerman?
829
00:34:31,017 --> 00:34:33,903
Thank you for making my dream
come true, my queen.
830
00:34:39,693 --> 00:34:41,861
My count for king
is the same as yours.
831
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,496
I don't get it.
832
00:34:43,497 --> 00:34:45,414
How could Brittany have only
gotten four votes?
833
00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:47,083
This Dino Prom theme
was a smash.
834
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:49,485
Well, maybe it has something
to do with the fact
835
00:34:49,486 --> 00:34:50,836
that she's a girl.
836
00:34:50,837 --> 00:34:52,505
Well, screw this.
837
00:34:52,506 --> 00:34:55,791
I don't want to be queen
if Britt isn't king.
838
00:34:55,792 --> 00:35:00,829
Well, good, because my count for
queen was the same as yours.
839
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,298
I won by one vote.
840
00:35:07,821 --> 00:35:10,439
I won.
841
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,058
It's everything I've ever wanted
842
00:35:13,059 --> 00:35:16,829
and I don't feel any different.
843
00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:19,048
Cool.
844
00:35:19,049 --> 00:35:21,300
I mean, I guess
you deserve to win, right?
845
00:35:21,301 --> 00:35:24,837
What with being a crip and all.
846
00:35:24,838 --> 00:35:28,007
You know, we really have had
the dream high school careers.
847
00:35:29,426 --> 00:35:32,895
Mega-popular,
doing whatever we wanted.
848
00:35:32,896 --> 00:35:34,730
Whoever we wanted.
849
00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:36,298
You know, I'm really
not surprised
850
00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:38,627
that you and I were
the top two candidates.
851
00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:40,319
Yeah.
852
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,048
Well, you know, it would be
boring if we weren't so awesome.
853
00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:45,808
Don't you want to leave this
place having made a difference?
854
00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:03,963
Oh, my dear God.
855
00:36:04,014 --> 00:36:05,931
Don't make fun of
the new kid
856
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:08,017
with the bad 'fro.
It's hair-bullying.
857
00:36:08,018 --> 00:36:10,326
That's not a new kid.
That's Blaine without hair gel.
858
00:36:10,354 --> 00:36:12,337
Is it really
that bad?
859
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,306
Yeah, you're Mr. Broccoli Head.
It's not that bad.
860
00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:15,474
Yeah, it is.
It's really bad.
861
00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,416
And you made your point.
862
00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:19,395
I abuse my power as president...
but to help save the prom,
863
00:36:19,396 --> 00:36:21,796
and to keep people from turning
to stone when they look at you,
864
00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:24,650
I'll give you special permission
to wear hair gel, immediately.
865
00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:27,153
Quiet, please, children.
866
00:36:27,154 --> 00:36:29,855
I'll be right back.
867
00:36:29,906 --> 00:36:30,823
Thank you, thank you.
868
00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:32,491
Don't you dare.
869
00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,326
I love finally getting
to see the real you.
870
00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:35,711
The man without
the product.
871
00:36:35,712 --> 00:36:38,547
And I want everyone here to
know just how proud I am
872
00:36:38,548 --> 00:36:41,550
of my brave, handsome,
bushy-haired boyfriend.
873
00:36:41,551 --> 00:36:43,219
Come on, Barrette.
874
00:36:44,504 --> 00:36:46,722
First I have
an announcement to make:
875
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:49,592
There are reptiles living in
McKinley toilets no more.
876
00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:53,679
The family of snakes has been
safely removed to the zoo,
877
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,232
and they can life out their
lives in the toilets there.
878
00:36:58,685 --> 00:37:01,437
And now, this year's Prom Court:
879
00:37:06,943 --> 00:37:10,395
Nominees for
the Prom King are:
880
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,346
Finn Hudson...
881
00:37:14,751 --> 00:37:18,185
Rick "The Stick" Nelson...
882
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:24,627
I love you, man!
883
00:37:24,628 --> 00:37:27,528
And President
Brittany S. Pierce.
884
00:37:32,469 --> 00:37:35,104
The nominees
for Prom Queen:
885
00:37:35,105 --> 00:37:38,706
Missy Gunderson...
886
00:37:41,695 --> 00:37:43,878
Santana Lopez...
887
00:37:43,897 --> 00:37:47,483
(applause, whoopin
888
00:37:47,484 --> 00:37:50,986
...and Miss Quinn Fabray.
889
00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:55,908
I would like to invite
last year's queen,
890
00:37:55,909 --> 00:37:58,494
sassy male student Kurt Hummel,
891
00:37:58,495 --> 00:38:00,796
to crown this year's winners.
892
00:38:10,757 --> 00:38:12,975
And...
893
00:38:12,976 --> 00:38:16,812
this year's Prom King is...
894
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:23,152
Hmm...
895
00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:27,022
Mr. Finn Hudson.
896
00:38:31,778 --> 00:38:32,828
Go, Finn!
897
00:38:45,592 --> 00:38:49,678
And the winner
for Prom Queen is...
898
00:38:55,602 --> 00:38:59,839
Students, for the second year
in a row, we have prom anarchy.
899
00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:03,457
Receiving the majority of
write-in votes,
900
00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:06,178
I would like to welcome
on the stage...
901
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,451
Miss Rachel Berry.
902
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,720
Smile and breathe.
903
00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:55,911
McKinley Titans,
bow down to your new leaders!
904
00:40:02,085 --> 00:40:03,568
And now...
905
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:08,591
first dance of this year's
Senior King and Queen!
906
00:40:19,302 --> 00:40:24,723
♪ Watching every motion
in my foolish lover's game... ♪
907
00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,893
Is this some kind of
joke or something?
908
00:40:27,894 --> 00:40:29,194
I mean,
like Kurt last year,
909
00:40:29,195 --> 00:40:31,146
is someone going to
throw pig's blood on me next,
910
00:40:31,147 --> 00:40:33,098
like in Carrie?
911
00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:34,533
Look at me.
912
00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:37,602
You're sexy,
you're beautiful,
913
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:41,273
you're an inspiration to every
single person in this room,
914
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:43,098
just like you are to me.
915
00:40:43,126 --> 00:40:46,745
From where you began,
to where you are now...
916
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:50,466
...you're amazing.
917
00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:55,587
♪ Watching in slow-motion
as you turn around and say ♪
918
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:02,461
♪ You take my breath away ♪
919
00:41:08,068 --> 00:41:11,770
♪ Take my breath away ♪
920
00:41:13,406 --> 00:41:16,575
Hey, are you
really crying?
921
00:41:16,576 --> 00:41:19,144
I just... don't want
it to end.
922
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:21,178
Prom night?
923
00:41:21,247 --> 00:41:23,648
Everything.
924
00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:26,585
This whole year.
925
00:41:26,586 --> 00:41:28,454
I just wish it could
go on forever.
926
00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:31,457
♪ You take my breath away ♪
927
00:41:39,215 --> 00:41:45,214
♪ Watching every motion
in this foolish lover's game ♪
928
00:41:49,275 --> 00:41:51,360
♪ Haunted by the notion ♪
929
00:41:51,361 --> 00:41:54,730
♪ Somewhere there's
a love in flames... ♪
930
00:41:54,731 --> 00:41:56,115
Praise!
931
00:41:56,116 --> 00:41:57,756
It's a prom miracle.
932
00:41:59,369 --> 00:42:05,368
♪ Turning and returning
to some secret place inside... ♪
933
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:15,694
♪ Watching in slow-motion
as you turn my way ♪
934
00:42:16,252 --> 00:42:17,469
♪ And say ♪
935
00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:22,391
♪ You take my breath away ♪
936
00:42:25,979 --> 00:42:26,952
♪ My love ♪
937
00:42:27,013 --> 00:42:33,012
♪ Take my breath away, oh... ♪
938
00:42:36,172 --> 00:42:38,390
♪ Away ♪
939
00:42:38,441 --> 00:42:41,693
♪ Take my breath away... ♪
940
00:42:41,745 --> 00:42:43,829
Never in a million years
would I have thought
941
00:42:43,830 --> 00:42:45,230
that someone like me would
win Prom Queen.
942
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,119
But if my friends believe in me enough
to see me this way, then...
943
00:42:52,255 --> 00:42:53,789
I don't know,
maybe anything's possible.
944
00:42:56,126 --> 00:42:57,676
♪ Away ♪
945
00:42:57,677 --> 00:43:01,797
♪ Take my breath away ♪
946
00:43:05,718 --> 00:43:08,053
♪ My love ♪
947
00:43:08,054 --> 00:43:11,974
♪ Take my breath away... ♪