1 00:00:01,113 --> 00:00:03,238 So here's what you missed on Glee: Kurt and Rachel made 2 00:00:03,358 --> 00:00:04,838 the final cut for NYADA, which means the biggest 3 00:00:04,958 --> 00:00:06,138 audition of their lives is coming up if 4 00:00:06,258 --> 00:00:07,775 they want their big time Broadway dreams to come true. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,947 Puck has big-time pool-cleaning business dreams, 6 00:00:10,048 --> 00:00:11,299 but first he has to graduate. 7 00:00:11,383 --> 00:00:12,667 Roz Washington's been trying to steal 8 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,051 the Cheerios! from Sue the same way 9 00:00:14,119 --> 00:00:15,753 Beiste stole Cooter the football recruiter 10 00:00:15,804 --> 00:00:17,672 and got married after a romantic taco dinner. 11 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,447 And that's what you missed on Glee. 12 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,014 Deep in space there are giant interstellar clouds. 13 00:00:27,099 --> 00:00:29,016 Most of them just float through the universe, 14 00:00:29,101 --> 00:00:32,153 content to be balls of gas and space dust, 15 00:00:32,237 --> 00:00:33,654 but there are special ones. 16 00:00:33,739 --> 00:00:35,323 Maybe they collide with a supernova 17 00:00:35,407 --> 00:00:37,942 or are just made up of something extra amazing, 18 00:00:37,993 --> 00:00:41,362 but one day they just get too big for the nebulas they're in 19 00:00:41,446 --> 00:00:42,997 and with the sheer gravitational force 20 00:00:43,081 --> 00:00:46,867 of their awesomeness, they become a star. 21 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:50,538 I am that amazing cloud. 22 00:00:50,622 --> 00:00:52,473 My whole life has led to this moment. 23 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:54,208 My NYADA audition is this week. 24 00:00:54,293 --> 00:00:56,294 All of the singing and dancing lessons and hours spent 25 00:00:56,345 --> 00:00:58,179 until late into the night practicing 26 00:00:58,263 --> 00:00:59,513 my Oscar acceptance speech into a mirror 27 00:00:59,598 --> 00:01:02,433 are just about to come home to find purchase. 28 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:04,802 My fiancé couldn't be more excited or supportive. 29 00:01:04,853 --> 00:01:08,472 Happy. Sad. Surprised. Thoughtful. Presidential. 30 00:01:09,674 --> 00:01:11,025 Hmm. 31 00:01:11,109 --> 00:01:12,360 I have some simple rules 32 00:01:12,444 --> 00:01:13,811 when I'm getting ready for a big performance. 33 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:16,063 First, no milk-- makes you too phlegmy. 34 00:01:16,148 --> 00:01:19,533 Second, no doorknobs-- they spread infections. 35 00:01:19,618 --> 00:01:21,118 So do kisses. 36 00:01:21,186 --> 00:01:22,737 So what if I have some superstitions, too? 37 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:25,356 I never step on cracks and sometimes I walk bacards, 38 00:01:25,407 --> 00:01:26,791 and everyone I see becomes a metaphor 39 00:01:26,858 --> 00:01:28,542 for the things that could stop me. 40 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:34,415 I just give each one my gold star death stare. 41 00:01:34,499 --> 00:01:36,083 None of them stand a chance. 42 00:01:36,168 --> 00:01:40,421 You are a star, Rachel Berry, and in just two days from now 43 00:01:40,505 --> 00:01:42,706 you are going to shine so bright on that stage 44 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:46,177 that the sun is going to cry with envy. 45 00:01:46,244 --> 00:01:49,664 You know when your time is, and it's now. 46 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,189 Hey, listen, man... 47 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,275 I overheard you talking to that sophomore girl yesterday. 48 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,060 Whoa, back off, dude, you've got a fiancée. 49 00:02:03,111 --> 00:02:04,495 Plus, I called dibs on all the chicks 50 00:02:04,562 --> 00:02:05,746 whose boobs aren't done growing yet. 51 00:02:05,748 --> 00:02:07,365 Not that, okay? 52 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,333 You guys were talking about graduation. 53 00:02:09,401 --> 00:02:11,068 Yeah, I might not graduate, 54 00:02:11,119 --> 00:02:13,704 but it's okay 'cause gowns are for ladies 55 00:02:13,755 --> 00:02:15,172 and tassels are for strippers. 56 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:19,243 Dude, hear me out. 57 00:02:19,294 --> 00:02:21,045 I know you got your pool-cleaning business 58 00:02:21,096 --> 00:02:23,381 and everything, but even if college isn't your thing, 59 00:02:23,432 --> 00:02:25,016 it's still important to graduate. 60 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:26,300 You gotta think ahead. 61 00:02:26,385 --> 00:02:28,302 Who knows, maybe one day you're gonna want 62 00:02:28,387 --> 00:02:30,304 to clean the White House pool or something. 63 00:02:30,389 --> 00:02:32,423 I appreciate the brovention, but I just told her that 64 00:02:32,474 --> 00:02:34,258 so I can get a sympathy pants massage. 65 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:36,093 I'll be getting my diploma right next you. 66 00:02:36,144 --> 00:02:38,813 I'm doing good in auto, metal and wood shop. 67 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,649 So, all I gotta do is pass Mrs. Doosenberry's European Geography test 68 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:42,900 and I can graduate. 69 00:02:42,951 --> 00:02:45,036 Yeah, but how are you going to do that? 70 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:46,487 I got a plan. 71 00:02:46,571 --> 00:02:49,657 Okay, class, what can you tell me about the Danube River? 72 00:02:49,741 --> 00:02:50,941 Mr. Puckerman? 73 00:02:50,992 --> 00:02:52,460 It's wet. 74 00:02:52,544 --> 00:02:53,744 Real wet. 75 00:02:55,414 --> 00:02:57,581 I may not be too good at world geography, 76 00:02:57,632 --> 00:02:59,750 but I'm real good at female geography. 77 00:02:59,801 --> 00:03:01,919 I'm gonna give Doosenberry a little P-U-C-K 78 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:03,804 so I don't get an "F." 79 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:06,474 Hmm. 80 00:03:06,558 --> 00:03:10,294 You guys, I just went to my first student council meeting, 81 00:03:10,345 --> 00:03:12,930 and I found out that we have another prom this year. 82 00:03:12,981 --> 00:03:14,648 So, as president, I need to come up with a theme. 83 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:17,234 And I'm thinking, if we do alien abductions, 84 00:03:17,302 --> 00:03:19,820 we could set up cornfields and probing booths. 85 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:21,856 Great. Yeah. All right. 86 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,307 Aw, hell. 87 00:03:23,358 --> 00:03:26,243 Looks like Mr. Beiste went all Chris Brown on Mrs. Beiste-- 88 00:03:26,311 --> 00:03:28,362 What happened, Coach, Cooter put the smack-down on you 89 00:03:28,447 --> 00:03:30,364 'cause you wouldn't let him be on top? 90 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:32,416 What did you just say? 91 00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:33,984 Nothing. It was a joke. 92 00:03:34,035 --> 00:03:36,620 So, men hitting women is funny to you? 93 00:03:36,671 --> 00:03:38,005 Oh, please. We obviously don't think 94 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,256 Beiste was hit by anybody. 95 00:03:39,324 --> 00:03:40,508 I mean, look at her, she's a wall. 96 00:03:40,592 --> 00:03:41,709 Let me tell you something. 97 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:43,461 I'm Coach Roz Washington. 98 00:03:43,512 --> 00:03:45,796 I'm an Olympic Champion, and I do not suffer fools! 99 00:03:45,847 --> 00:03:49,383 Especially fools who think domestic violence is funny. 100 00:03:49,468 --> 00:03:50,451 I want your names. 101 00:03:50,519 --> 00:03:52,353 Shannon! 102 00:03:52,437 --> 00:03:54,305 Write these names down as placeholders. 103 00:03:54,356 --> 00:03:55,306 Hatrack. 104 00:03:55,357 --> 00:03:56,640 Asian Horror Movie. 105 00:03:56,691 --> 00:03:57,441 Li'l Oprah. 106 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,176 Rojo Caliente. 107 00:03:59,227 --> 00:04:01,529 Salsa Caliente. 108 00:04:01,613 --> 00:04:03,280 You're on my list now, girls. 109 00:04:03,348 --> 00:04:06,400 You just watch what happens next. 110 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:13,357 Black Sue, 111 00:04:13,408 --> 00:04:14,959 it's no secret I despise you. 112 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:18,329 I spent the weekend sending your photo to ivory poachers 113 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,131 who could make an absolute fortune 114 00:04:20,198 --> 00:04:23,217 selling your enormous white teeth on the black market. 115 00:04:23,301 --> 00:04:26,203 Yet it sounds like you and I finally have something to agree on. 116 00:04:26,254 --> 00:04:28,205 Look, I understand kids making jokes 117 00:04:28,256 --> 00:04:29,924 about things they find uncomfortable, 118 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:32,510 like how there's a cheerleading coach at their school 119 00:04:32,561 --> 00:04:35,179 who's old as dirt and still trying to have a baby, 120 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:37,898 who they know is gonna come out looking weird with rabies 121 00:04:37,983 --> 00:04:40,484 and wings, and it's gonna fly out of your head box 122 00:04:40,552 --> 00:04:42,386 and straight back into hell. 123 00:04:42,437 --> 00:04:44,522 But domestic violence? 124 00:04:44,573 --> 00:04:46,991 That's nothing to joke about. I couldn't agree with you more. 125 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:48,776 Hey! Mind if we join you ladies? 126 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:51,395 What are you guys talking about? Your shiner. 127 00:04:51,446 --> 00:04:52,997 William, your teenage minions 128 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:54,665 have taken this opportunity 129 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:56,733 to start making jokes about violence against women. 130 00:04:56,785 --> 00:04:58,669 Are you serious? 131 00:04:58,736 --> 00:04:59,736 Wait a second. 132 00:04:59,788 --> 00:05:01,255 They think I got hit? 133 00:05:01,339 --> 00:05:03,424 I was at the gym hitting the speedbag, 134 00:05:03,508 --> 00:05:06,460 but my timing was off, and it came back and clocked me. 135 00:05:06,545 --> 00:05:07,744 I can't believe any of my kids 136 00:05:07,796 --> 00:05:09,096 would make a joke about something that serious. 137 00:05:09,181 --> 00:05:11,215 Well, you better believe it, whatever your name is. 138 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:12,967 I heard 'em with my own two ears. 139 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,102 Yeah, you've got a problem on your hands, William. 140 00:05:15,187 --> 00:05:17,188 But not to worry. John Goodman, 141 00:05:17,255 --> 00:05:19,923 Black Sue and Original Recipe Sue are going to take care of it. 142 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:25,896 ♪ Let your mind start a journey ♪ 143 00:05:25,947 --> 00:05:29,700 ♪ Through a strange new world ♪ 144 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:36,490 ♪ Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before ♪ 145 00:05:36,575 --> 00:05:44,999 ♪ Let your soul take you where you long to be ♪ 146 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:50,638 ♪ Let your dream begin ♪ 147 00:05:50,722 --> 00:05:55,226 ♪ Let your darker side give in ♪ 148 00:05:55,293 --> 00:06:00,314 ♪ To the power of the music ♪ 149 00:06:00,398 --> 00:06:03,800 ♪ That I write ♪ 150 00:06:03,852 --> 00:06:22,947 ♪ Help me make the music of the night. ♪ 151 00:06:23,821 --> 00:06:27,143 Fantastic! I loved it. 152 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,325 I don't know. 153 00:06:28,544 --> 00:06:30,995 My entire future is riding on this audition. 154 00:06:31,047 --> 00:06:32,264 It has to be perfect. 155 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:35,834 What if I sequin my cape? 156 00:06:35,885 --> 00:06:37,335 Or if sing it in German? 157 00:06:37,386 --> 00:06:38,937 Or if I did it in the nude? 158 00:06:39,004 --> 00:06:40,439 What? I'm serious. 159 00:06:40,506 --> 00:06:42,006 I've always been ahead of the curve, 160 00:06:42,058 --> 00:06:43,859 and my audition needs to show that. 161 00:06:43,943 --> 00:06:46,678 And right now it-it's too safe, it's too predictable, 162 00:06:46,729 --> 00:06:48,680 it's boring-- I'm bored! 163 00:06:48,731 --> 00:06:49,865 I think you're overthinking it. 164 00:06:49,949 --> 00:06:52,067 Excuse me, my foot fall asleep. 165 00:06:52,151 --> 00:06:53,118 I can't feel it at all. 166 00:06:53,185 --> 00:06:54,069 Can I go walk it off? 167 00:06:54,153 --> 00:06:55,821 Yeah, sure, just don't go far. 168 00:06:55,872 --> 00:06:57,038 And thanks. 169 00:06:57,123 --> 00:06:58,623 Okay. 170 00:06:58,691 --> 00:07:00,191 I'm starting from scratch. 171 00:07:00,243 --> 00:07:02,077 I need something fresh. 172 00:07:02,161 --> 00:07:07,048 I need something edgy, something completely unpredictable. 173 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:09,334 Or maybe I just need more candles. 174 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,535 Oh, God, no. 175 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:11,553 No more candles. 176 00:07:19,145 --> 00:07:20,729 Noah, why are you closing the door? 177 00:07:20,813 --> 00:07:22,264 So the chemistry doesn't get out. 178 00:07:22,348 --> 00:07:25,350 I brought you some illegal fireworks I got in Tennessee 179 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:29,488 to remind you of us-- all explosive and taboo. 180 00:07:29,555 --> 00:07:31,857 There is no "us," Mr. Puckerman. 181 00:07:31,908 --> 00:07:35,744 Eleanor-- can I call you that? No. 182 00:07:35,828 --> 00:07:37,579 I've wanted you since ninth grade 183 00:07:37,663 --> 00:07:40,031 ever since I saw you at that Canned Food Drive 184 00:07:40,082 --> 00:07:41,032 for depressed Hawaiians. 185 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:42,567 Displaced Haitians. 186 00:07:42,618 --> 00:07:45,554 Mmm... Your brain turns me on. 187 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:52,076 Oh... 188 00:07:52,128 --> 00:07:53,211 Oh, oh, oh! 189 00:07:53,262 --> 00:07:56,431 I... I might be recently divorced 190 00:07:56,516 --> 00:07:58,917 and excruciatily lonely, but I can't be bought. 191 00:07:58,968 --> 00:08:00,302 I not buying you! 192 00:08:00,369 --> 00:08:02,470 Just give me a D-minus, and I'll tickle your thighs. 193 00:08:02,555 --> 00:08:04,222 All right, we're done here, Mr. Puckerman. 194 00:08:04,273 --> 00:08:06,892 Look, lady, if you don't pass me, I'll flunk out. 195 00:08:06,943 --> 00:08:08,760 Oh, well, maybe, oh, just maybe, 196 00:08:08,811 --> 00:08:11,229 you could crack open a book and study like everyone else. 197 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,531 I can't! I'm too stupid. 198 00:08:12,598 --> 00:08:14,265 You're not stupid, Noah. 199 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:15,433 You're just lazy. 200 00:08:15,484 --> 00:08:17,769 Screw you. And screw McKinley. 201 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:18,770 I'm out of here! Forever! 202 00:08:32,635 --> 00:08:35,637 ♪ Well, we've got no choice ♪ 203 00:08:35,721 --> 00:08:39,391 ♪ All the girls and boys ♪ 204 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:43,261 ♪ Makin' all that noise ♪ 205 00:08:43,312 --> 00:08:46,398 ♪ 'Cause they found new toys ♪ 206 00:08:46,465 --> 00:08:48,967 ♪ Well, we can't salute ya ♪ 207 00:08:49,018 --> 00:08:50,802 ♪ Can't find a flag ♪ 208 00:08:50,853 --> 00:08:54,739 ♪ If that don't suit ya, that's a drag ♪ 209 00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:58,493 ♪ School's out for summer ♪ 210 00:09:01,697 --> 00:09:05,617 ♪ School's out forever ♪ 211 00:09:07,286 --> 00:09:09,120 ♪ Ah! ♪ 212 00:09:09,171 --> 00:09:13,208 ♪ School's been blown to pieces ♪ 213 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:19,998 ♪ No more pencils ♪ 214 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:22,734 ♪ No more books ♪ 215 00:09:22,802 --> 00:09:29,858 ♪ No more teacher's dirty looks ♪ 216 00:09:29,942 --> 00:09:33,728 ♪ Out for summer ♪ 217 00:09:33,813 --> 00:09:37,349 ♪ Out till fall ♪ 218 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:44,355 ♪ We might not go back at all ♪ 219 00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:48,827 ♪ School's out forever ♪ 220 00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:56,334 ♪ School's out for summer ♪ 221 00:09:58,838 --> 00:10:02,841 ♪ School's out with fever ♪ 222 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:14,052 ♪ School's out completely. ♪ 223 00:10:30,219 --> 00:10:33,397 Now I realize this room is America's number one destination 224 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,460 for cheap, sappy moralizing, 225 00:10:35,576 --> 00:10:36,860 but your insensitive behavior 226 00:10:36,982 --> 00:10:40,895 is about to subject you to a whole new level of preachiness. 227 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,183 Is this about the comment that I made in the hallway earlier? 228 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,696 You bet your perfectly round ass it is. 229 00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:47,298 Coach Sylvester, I hardly think you're one to preach 230 00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:49,333 on what we can and cannot joke about. 231 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:51,135 Yeah. You make fun of us all the time. 232 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,171 Sandbags, I admit I can be a bit abrasive. 233 00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:55,256 And yes, I've fantasized about slapping each and every 234 00:10:55,307 --> 00:10:58,292 one of you square across the face with a sturdy, wet fish. 235 00:10:58,343 --> 00:11:00,094 But that doesn't mean you deserve it. 236 00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:01,693 No one deserves to get hit. 237 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:03,331 Coach Sylvester, we already know that. 238 00:11:03,451 --> 00:11:05,669 Yeah, and none of our guys would ever do anything like that. 239 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,633 And if they did, we'd just get the hell out. 240 00:11:07,753 --> 00:11:09,254 I don't think the gravity of this 241 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:10,722 is landing with you girls. 242 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:13,308 I think that not one of you understand 243 00:11:13,392 --> 00:11:15,356 what violence in a home really feels like. 244 00:11:15,606 --> 00:11:18,647 When I was growing up, my aunt married a man 245 00:11:18,731 --> 00:11:20,232 that was nice to everybody. 246 00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:22,601 Used to bring us presents when he came to visit 247 00:11:22,652 --> 00:11:25,654 and never had an unkind word to say to anybody. 248 00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:29,074 But at home, he had a temper. 249 00:11:29,141 --> 00:11:31,193 And that man started beating her. 250 00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:33,812 She'd lie, she'd make a joke out of it. 251 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,864 She said she'd done this or that wrong. 252 00:11:35,948 --> 00:11:37,165 She'd tell my momma 253 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:40,142 he was a good man and she had it coming. 254 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:44,322 It took my aunt five years 255 00:11:44,373 --> 00:11:47,092 and a trip to ICU 256 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:52,086 to stop making excuses for that man and get a divorce. 257 00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:55,350 Ladies, the American songbook is chock-full of songs 258 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,335 making light of men hitting women. 259 00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:58,637 And since the only way to 260 00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:00,188 get anything into your thick, dopey heads 261 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:02,857 is to force you to sing about it, for this week's assignment, 262 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:06,945 I want you to turn those songs into songs of empowerment 263 00:12:07,012 --> 00:12:10,682 that say, "You lay a hand on me, it's over." 264 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,990 Blaine, I need some help. 265 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,076 Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom, 266 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,712 and I've never used gel, so I have no idea what I'm doing. 267 00:12:23,796 --> 00:12:25,363 Biggest tip I can give you: 268 00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:27,699 never brush after you gel. Disaster. 269 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,168 Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat 270 00:12:30,219 --> 00:12:32,587 or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel 271 00:12:32,672 --> 00:12:34,372 or give it a complete new look. 272 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:35,540 See that? 273 00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:37,842 It's a whole new 'do, my friend. 274 00:12:37,893 --> 00:12:39,644 Hey. 275 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,896 I hear you guys talking a lot, 276 00:12:41,981 --> 00:12:43,815 but is anybody gonna mention what's missing, 277 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:44,816 what's different here? 278 00:12:46,235 --> 00:12:48,019 You finally shook the last five pounds. Dude, congrats! 279 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,521 Big deal, big deal. 280 00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:51,740 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 281 00:12:51,824 --> 00:12:52,741 It's Puck. 282 00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:55,193 He's not here. 283 00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:57,028 Dropped completely off the grid. 284 00:12:57,079 --> 00:12:58,113 Anybody notice that? 285 00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:00,248 Doesn't even log on 286 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,499 to Call of Duty tourneys anymore. 287 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,751 Oh, no. 288 00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:03,752 I'm going into full-blown prayer mode. 289 00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:05,120 Look, we need to go 290 00:13:05,204 --> 00:13:06,871 all Black Hawk Down here. 291 00:13:06,922 --> 00:13:08,456 All he needs to pass is that one test. 292 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:10,675 Either we all graduate together 293 00:13:10,743 --> 00:13:12,043 or what was the point of all this? 294 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:14,379 No man gets left behind. 295 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:17,132 We will get him to pass. 296 00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:18,583 By any means necessary. 297 00:13:19,518 --> 00:13:20,385 Right! 298 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,355 Excuse me. Um, this is insanity. 299 00:13:23,422 --> 00:13:24,889 Wait, why are you talking to me? 300 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,424 I thought you were saving your voice for your audition. 301 00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:27,892 No, I vowed not to speak with you 302 00:13:27,943 --> 00:13:29,227 unless William and Kate got pregnant, 303 00:13:29,278 --> 00:13:30,528 Liza passed or unless one of us was in grave danger. 304 00:13:30,596 --> 00:13:32,981 Tell me Liza's okay. She's fine, but you're not. 305 00:13:33,065 --> 00:13:34,566 Okay, I just talked to Blaine and he told me 306 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:35,867 about "Not The Boy Next Door." 307 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,786 You cannot sing that for your NYADA your audition. 308 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,789 I need to be excited about this, and this is the first time 309 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,440 I've been inspired in this whole process. 310 00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:44,609 No, no, it's too controversial, okay? 311 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,745 You can't wear Peter Allen's gold lamé pants. 312 00:13:46,796 --> 00:13:48,613 It was too controversial in 1962. 313 00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,466 Look, the play, and that song, 314 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:52,751 won Hugh Jackman the Tony. I know. 315 00:13:52,802 --> 00:13:54,952 And NYADA is a Broadway school. 316 00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:56,254 Yes, but you haven't rehearsed it enough, okay? 317 00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,173 I'm not singing "Don't Rain on my Parade" because 318 00:13:58,257 --> 00:14:00,392 it's my go-to song and because it's impossible for me 319 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,761 not to cry when I sing it, but because I have been 320 00:14:02,812 --> 00:14:05,063 belting out that song since I was two years old. 321 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,015 All right, this is, this is the biggest, 322 00:14:07,099 --> 00:14:08,767 biggest moment of our lives here. 323 00:14:08,818 --> 00:14:10,735 We cannot be taking risks. 324 00:14:10,803 --> 00:14:13,154 Isn't that the exact moment to take a risk? 325 00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:16,658 Kurt, can I be honest with you? 326 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,410 I think this is self-sabotage. 327 00:14:18,477 --> 00:14:20,662 All right, you're scared you're not going to get in, 328 00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:21,946 so you're using something to blame 329 00:14:21,997 --> 00:14:24,315 just in case this all doesn't work out. 330 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:30,755 Do you really think I'm doing that? 331 00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:32,874 I think you think you're not good enough. 332 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,158 But you are good enough. 333 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:35,844 Okay, you don't have to go and do 334 00:14:35,928 --> 00:14:37,712 some big, flamboyant number, all right? 335 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:41,015 "Music of the Night" is your "Don't Rain on My Parade." 336 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,934 I'm torn. 337 00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,386 Uh, I have been practicing Phantom 338 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,687 for the last three months. Yes! 339 00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:49,357 And-and I believe in you, and I believe that song. 340 00:14:49,442 --> 00:14:51,393 So much that I will be your Christine. 341 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:53,027 You will? I will. 342 00:14:53,112 --> 00:14:55,179 Okay, let's do it! 343 00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,815 "Music of the Night" it is. Good! All right, good. 344 00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:58,817 Tina won't mind being recast. No, she won't, so... 345 00:14:58,868 --> 00:15:00,184 Oh, that's great! Okay. Okay. 346 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,820 NYADA's not gonna know what hit them. Uh-uh. 347 00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:02,654 Trust me. Okay. 348 00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:04,122 And now, 349 00:15:04,189 --> 00:15:07,242 the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail 350 00:15:07,326 --> 00:15:10,712 in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango." 351 00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:12,297 ♪ Pop ♪ ♪ Six ♪ 352 00:15:12,364 --> 00:15:13,748 ♪ Squish ♪ 353 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:14,749 ♪ Uh-uh ♪ 354 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:16,084 ♪ Cicero ♪ 355 00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:18,420 ♪ Lipschitz ♪ 356 00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:22,707 ♪ Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 357 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:26,511 ♪ Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 358 00:15:26,562 --> 00:15:30,148 ♪ He had it coming, he had it coming ♪ 359 00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:34,185 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 360 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:35,854 ♪ If you'd have been there ♪ 361 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:38,690 ♪ If you'd have seen it ♪ 362 00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:42,277 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same ♪ 363 00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:45,396 You know how people have these little habits that get you down? 364 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:47,031 Like Bernie. 365 00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:49,567 Bernie-- he liked to chew gum. 366 00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:52,620 No, not chew, pop. 367 00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:55,707 So I came home this one day, and I'm really irritated, 368 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,709 and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy. 369 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,428 And there's Bernie lying on the couch, 370 00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:02,547 drinking a beer and chewing-- 371 00:16:02,598 --> 00:16:05,099 no, not chewing, popping! 372 00:16:05,184 --> 00:16:07,135 So, I said to him, I said, 373 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:10,355 "You pop that gum one more time..." 374 00:16:11,474 --> 00:16:12,891 And he did. 375 00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:14,359 So I took the shotgun off the wall 376 00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:18,696 and I fired two warning shots. 377 00:16:18,764 --> 00:16:22,867 Into his head. 378 00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,536 ♪ He had it coming ♪ ♪ Pop, Six, Squish ♪ 379 00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:26,938 ♪ He had it coming ♪ ♪ Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 380 00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:30,742 ♪ He took a flower in its prime ♪ 381 00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:32,577 ♪ And then he used it ♪ ♪ Pop ♪ 382 00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:34,329 ♪ And he abused it ♪ ♪ Six ♪ 383 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,614 ♪ It was a murder, but not a crime ♪ 384 00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:38,132 ♪ Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 385 00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:40,284 Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, 386 00:16:40,336 --> 00:16:41,619 carving up the chicken for dinner, 387 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,454 minding my own business. 388 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:47,192 In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. 389 00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,060 "You been doing the milkman," he says. 390 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:51,796 He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, 391 00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:53,932 "You been doing the milkman." 392 00:16:53,983 --> 00:16:55,299 And then he ran into my knife. 393 00:16:55,351 --> 00:16:58,186 He ran into my knife ten times. 394 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:05,326 ♪ The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 395 00:17:05,411 --> 00:17:08,663 ♪ The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 396 00:17:08,747 --> 00:17:10,665 ♪ They had it coming ♪ ♪ They had it coming ♪ 397 00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:12,417 ♪ They had it coming ♪ ♪ They had it coming ♪ 398 00:17:12,484 --> 00:17:16,170 ♪ They had it coming all along ♪ 399 00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:17,822 ♪ 'Cause if they used us ♪ ♪ 'Cause if they used us ♪ 400 00:17:17,873 --> 00:17:19,257 ♪ And they abused us ♪ ♪ And they abused us ♪ 401 00:17:19,324 --> 00:17:23,511 ♪ How could you tell us that we were wrong? ♪ 402 00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:26,264 ♪ Could you tell us that we were wrong? ♪ 403 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,552 What happened to Beiste? 404 00:17:30,636 --> 00:17:32,403 Uh, did we do something wrong? 405 00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:35,023 Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite 406 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:37,358 Kander and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point 407 00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:39,677 of absolutely everything. 408 00:17:39,728 --> 00:17:41,696 You girls are cray-cray. 409 00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:43,031 You were supposed to pick a song 410 00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:45,500 that gave women the self-esteem and courage 411 00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:47,952 to get the hell out of an abusive situation. 412 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,020 But, oh, no. 413 00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:51,289 You pick a song about crazy women 414 00:17:51,356 --> 00:17:53,658 in their panties killing their men for chewing gum. 415 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,026 How is that supposed to help? 416 00:17:58,664 --> 00:18:00,364 How dare you stand up and leave? 417 00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,000 We all wanted out of that room. 418 00:18:02,051 --> 00:18:03,217 I'm sorry. 419 00:18:03,302 --> 00:18:04,586 I was sitting there listening to that song, 420 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,370 and I couldn't handle it. 421 00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:07,722 I was too embarrassed. 422 00:18:07,806 --> 00:18:09,223 Why would you be embarrassed? 423 00:18:09,308 --> 00:18:11,509 Those girls were the ones stinking up that auditorium. 424 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,394 He hit me. 425 00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:15,597 I didn't get hurt 426 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:17,765 boxing at the gym. 427 00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:19,050 Cooter hit me. 428 00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:22,186 He'd been bugging me all weekend 429 00:18:22,237 --> 00:18:24,689 to do the dishes, and I-I promised him I would, 430 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,890 but I forgot. 431 00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,241 And then when he came home from work, 432 00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:29,410 I could tell he had had a few drinks. 433 00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:31,696 And he started yelling, and I tried to calm him down, 434 00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:33,031 and then he hit me. 435 00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:34,332 But as soon as it happened, 436 00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:37,001 I mean, right away, he was so sorry. 437 00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:39,671 And he started crying and begging me to forgive him. 438 00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:43,207 Sweetheart, you're as big as a house. 439 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,460 Why didn't you just turn around and kick his ass? 440 00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:47,211 I'm not a violent person. 441 00:18:47,262 --> 00:18:49,097 Shannon, you have to get out of that house right now. 442 00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:50,465 Can't. 443 00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:51,716 I can't leave him. 444 00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:52,600 Why the hell not? 445 00:18:57,923 --> 00:19:01,643 Because I don't think anybody else is ever going to love me. 446 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:03,695 Shannon, 447 00:19:03,762 --> 00:19:05,647 listen. 448 00:19:05,731 --> 00:19:08,116 You're gonna stay with me tonight, okay? 449 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,201 If you don't have a change of clothes, 450 00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:12,120 I have a tent you can wear. 451 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:22,246 Looking good, Noah. 452 00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:24,281 Hey, the kids are at the neighbors. 453 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,801 You want to go for a quickie in the pool house? 454 00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:28,386 Not this time, Mrs. Collins. 455 00:19:28,453 --> 00:19:30,505 I'm gonna keep it legit 'cause today's my last day. 456 00:19:31,724 --> 00:19:32,840 Final cleaning's on the house-- 457 00:19:32,925 --> 00:19:33,891 a good-bye gift. 458 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,093 Last day? Where are you going? 459 00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:36,894 Isn't graduation coming up? 460 00:19:36,962 --> 00:19:39,180 I'm done with school. Don't need it. 461 00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:42,350 I'm gonna blow town and get a head start to the West Coast. 462 00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:43,401 Huh. 463 00:19:43,468 --> 00:19:45,069 Too bad. 464 00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:46,988 I'll miss those abs. 465 00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,316 Dad? 466 00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:03,770 All right, everyone, listen carefully. 467 00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:05,505 Puck's scheduled to arrive at the Schneider's pool 468 00:20:05,556 --> 00:20:08,772 at 2:00 p.m., which means he should be there at 3:30. 469 00:20:08,892 --> 00:20:09,942 Sam, you're the driver, 470 00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:11,393 so stay in the car. 471 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,695 Well, can I play with the radio? 472 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:13,829 Rory, you're on lookout here. 473 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,114 Who am I looking out for? 474 00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:16,866 I mean, besides Puck? 475 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,702 Blaine, Mike and myself will triangulate 476 00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:21,704 a very carefully planned attack on Puck 477 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:23,839 here, here and here. 478 00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:26,175 Is that a bear I'm hiding behind? No, no, it's a bush. 479 00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:27,593 Looks like a bear. It's not a bear. 480 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:28,911 Maybe a shrub. 481 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,880 What's the difference between a shrub and a bush? 482 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,247 What do I do? 483 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,516 Oh, that's the best part. 484 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,083 You're going to be the bait. 485 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:37,970 So, when Puck comes in the gate, you just roll your wheelchair 486 00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:39,588 into the pool, and all of a sudden, we... 487 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,609 Are you all right, dude? 488 00:20:43,693 --> 00:20:46,445 Yeah, look like you saw a ghost, man. What's up? 489 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,731 Just saw my dad. 490 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:51,400 I haven't seen him in five years. 491 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,868 I brought us a little refresher. 492 00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:56,488 The last six-pack from my micro-brewery-- 493 00:20:56,573 --> 00:21:00,042 Puckerman's Special Sauce. 494 00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:01,911 I'm good. Oh, come on. 495 00:21:01,962 --> 00:21:04,630 A dad likes to share a beer with his son. Be fine. 496 00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:06,248 All right. 497 00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:12,421 So what are you doing here? 498 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,642 I hate to do this, but, uh, I'm kind of at the end of my rope. 499 00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:18,394 I need to borrow some money. 500 00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:20,145 From me? For what? Mm-hmm. 501 00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:21,981 Rent. 502 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:26,819 Hardest thing for a man to do... is ask for help. 503 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,772 What did you do? 504 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,741 I gave it to him. 505 00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:33,976 500 bucks. 506 00:21:35,745 --> 00:21:37,446 That's most of my seed money for L.A. 507 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,648 I don't get it. Why? 508 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,500 'Cause I knew if I gave it to him, 509 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,586 I'd never have to see him again. 510 00:21:43,653 --> 00:21:45,838 You know he dropped out of high school, too? 511 00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:48,624 Just kept seeing myself sitting where he was sitting, 512 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,992 across from Beth-- 513 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,344 no dignity, no future-- 514 00:21:52,429 --> 00:21:53,596 begging her for rent money. 515 00:21:53,663 --> 00:21:55,631 I cannot let that happen to me. 516 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,132 I have to graduate. 517 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,218 And to do that, 518 00:21:59,302 --> 00:22:01,169 I have to pass this damn European Geography test. 519 00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:04,607 Will you help me? 520 00:22:04,674 --> 00:22:06,275 Please? 521 00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:08,344 Never leave a man behind. 522 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,015 Thanks, bro. 523 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,786 Want some Throat Coat? Oh. 524 00:22:17,854 --> 00:22:19,354 Just to avoid last-minute irritation. 525 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,623 Hit me. Okay. 526 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:22,458 So, um, Kurt, you know how they say 527 00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:23,826 that knowledge is power? Mm-hmm. 528 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:25,494 Okay, well, I got some last-minute intel 529 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,029 about our NYADA adjudicator, and... 530 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,497 well, I don't want to make you 531 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,999 any more nervous than you already are. 532 00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,216 Okay, now you have to tell me. 533 00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,553 It's Carmen Tibideaux. 534 00:22:41,344 --> 00:22:42,227 My God. What? 535 00:22:42,312 --> 00:22:43,479 Carmen Tibideaux? 536 00:22:43,546 --> 00:22:44,730 She's one of NYADA's most famous-- 537 00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,098 and infamous-- alums. 538 00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:47,933 She's played Broadway. She's performed 539 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,234 the most demanding roles 540 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:50,486 in the greatest opera houses in the world. 541 00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:51,887 I think I'm going to throw up. 542 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,906 Look, my-my dads have been trolling the NYADA chat rooms, 543 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:55,557 and they said that she's been appointed dean 544 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,992 of Vocal Performance and Song Interpretation, 545 00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,894 and now she's going across the country 546 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,562 to pick out her own inaugural class. 547 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,897 - All right. - Oh, Rachel, 548 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,499 you know the stories of her wrath 549 00:23:03,566 --> 00:23:04,950 as well as I do. 550 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,935 Once, "La Tibideaux" stopped a performance of Medea 551 00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:09,371 at the Met because someone glanced at their watch 552 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:12,007 while she was doing one of her "I'm killing my babies" arias. 553 00:23:12,075 --> 00:23:14,009 She destroyed him. Do you think she's 554 00:23:14,077 --> 00:23:15,210 going to have any qualms about 555 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:16,345 cutting us off if we displease her? 556 00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:17,379 Kurt Hummel. 557 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,465 You're going to be amazing. 558 00:23:19,549 --> 00:23:21,767 All right, I-I believe in you, and no one 559 00:23:21,851 --> 00:23:23,886 can sing this song better than you can. 560 00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:26,388 Even Michael Crawford? 561 00:23:27,857 --> 00:23:29,641 Go... go get 'em. 562 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,366 Hello. 563 00:23:37,434 --> 00:23:38,650 I'm Kurt Hummel, 564 00:23:38,735 --> 00:23:40,652 and I'll be performing "Music of the Night" 565 00:23:40,737 --> 00:23:41,787 from the seminal Phantom of the Opera 566 00:23:41,871 --> 00:23:43,372 by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. 567 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:49,078 Which I bet you hear a lot of. 568 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,445 That song. 569 00:23:51,948 --> 00:23:54,299 That, "The Impossible Dream" from La Mancha 570 00:23:54,384 --> 00:23:56,418 and "Being Alive" from Company, yes. 571 00:23:57,587 --> 00:23:59,287 It's a safe and standard choice. 572 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:04,643 Which is why I've decided to change things up a bit. 573 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,098 Here, in the 11th hour, 574 00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:11,150 I've decided to go in a different direction. 575 00:24:11,234 --> 00:24:13,685 Something that's a little more out there, 576 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,521 but much more me. 577 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,657 "Not the Boy Next Door," 578 00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:20,692 from the Peter Allen bio-musical, The Boy from Oz. 579 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,033 Ladies? 580 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:31,837 I had my swans on standby. 581 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,179 ♪ Coming home used to feel so good ♪ 582 00:24:40,263 --> 00:24:43,799 ♪ I'm a stranger now in my neighborhood ♪ 583 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:47,469 ♪ I've seen the world at a faster pace ♪ 584 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,273 ♪ And I'm coming now from a different place ♪ 585 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,275 ♪ Though I may look the same way to you ♪ 586 00:24:54,677 --> 00:24:57,479 ♪ Underneath there is somebody new ♪ 587 00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:01,066 ♪ I am not the boy next door ♪ 588 00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:04,453 ♪ I don't belong like I did before ♪ 589 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,456 ♪ Nothing ever seems like it used to be ♪ 590 00:25:07,523 --> 00:25:11,193 ♪ You can have your dreams, but you can't have me ♪ 591 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:15,330 ♪ Oh, I can't come back there anymore ♪ 592 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:19,134 ♪ 'Cause I am not the boy next door ♪ 593 00:25:19,202 --> 00:25:22,004 ♪ You've been saving those souvenirs ♪ 594 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:25,707 ♪ Faded photographs from our foolish years ♪ 595 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:29,711 ♪ We made plans, but they're wearing thin ♪ 596 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,898 ♪ And they don't work out 'cause I don't fit in ♪ 597 00:25:32,982 --> 00:25:36,685 ♪ And those memories will just weigh you down ♪ 598 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,571 ♪ 'Cause I got no place to keep 'em uptown ♪ 599 00:25:39,656 --> 00:25:42,324 ♪ I am not the boy next door ♪ 600 00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:46,278 ♪ I don't belong like I did before ♪ 601 00:25:46,362 --> 00:25:49,781 ♪ Nothing ever seems like it used to be ♪ 602 00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:53,919 ♪ You can have your dreams, but you can't have me ♪ 603 00:25:54,003 --> 00:25:57,539 ♪ Oh, I can't go back there anymore ♪ 604 00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,509 ♪ 'Cause I am not the boy next door ♪ 605 00:26:00,576 --> 00:26:01,543 ♪ Huh! ♪ 606 00:26:06,883 --> 00:26:10,886 ♪ I'm not sorry for just being me ♪ 607 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:14,589 ♪ But if you look past the past, you can see ♪ 608 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:18,894 ♪ Nothing ever seems like it used to be ♪ 609 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:21,897 ♪ You can have your dreams, oh, but you can't have me ♪ 610 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:25,767 ♪ I can't go back there anymore ♪ 611 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,936 ♪ 'Cause I am not ♪ ♪ You are not ♪ 612 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,621 ♪ I am not ♪ ♪ You are not ♪ 613 00:26:29,706 --> 00:26:33,909 ♪ I am not ♪ 614 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:39,614 ♪ The boy next door. ♪ 615 00:26:45,454 --> 00:26:47,506 You know, Hugh Jackman won a Tony Award 616 00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:49,474 for playing Peter Allen. 617 00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:52,060 Hugh trained with me the summer I was in residence 618 00:26:52,128 --> 00:26:55,013 at the Sydney Opera House, and I'm certain 619 00:26:55,098 --> 00:26:57,799 that he would have been... 620 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:02,137 as impressed with what you did with that song as I am. 621 00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:04,156 A bold choice, young man. 622 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,491 I congratulate you for taking such a risk today. 623 00:27:08,111 --> 00:27:09,361 Thank you. 624 00:27:23,653 --> 00:27:26,032 Millions of moments have led up to this moment. 625 00:27:26,126 --> 00:27:28,778 All you have to do is just be yourself 626 00:27:28,829 --> 00:27:30,630 because you're a star. 627 00:27:30,697 --> 00:27:33,039 I'll second that. 628 00:27:34,952 --> 00:27:36,536 Thank you. 629 00:27:39,256 --> 00:27:40,623 You nervous? 630 00:27:40,674 --> 00:27:42,959 Oddly enough, not at all. 631 00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:45,002 No, I'm... I'm ready. 632 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,163 Rachel Berry. 633 00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:57,190 Hi. I'm Rachel Berry, 634 00:27:57,274 --> 00:27:58,620 and I'll be singing "Don't Rain on My Parade" 635 00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:00,608 from my favorite musical, Funny Girl. 636 00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:10,787 ♪ Don't tell me not to live ♪ 637 00:28:10,854 --> 00:28:12,622 ♪ Just sit and putter ♪ 638 00:28:12,689 --> 00:28:15,357 ♪ Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter ♪ 639 00:28:15,409 --> 00:28:17,293 ♪ Don't bring around a cloud ♪ 640 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:21,330 ♪ To rain on my parade ♪ 641 00:28:21,381 --> 00:28:23,532 ♪ Don't tell me not to fly ♪ 642 00:28:23,584 --> 00:28:25,168 ♪ I've simply got to ♪ 643 00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:27,386 ♪ Life's candy and the sun's a... ♪ 644 00:28:30,090 --> 00:28:31,591 I'm so sorry. I'm so, so, so sorry. 645 00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:33,059 Please, let me just start over one more time. 646 00:28:33,143 --> 00:28:34,710 I'm sorry. 647 00:28:34,761 --> 00:28:36,929 Please just start over again one more time. 648 00:28:43,937 --> 00:28:46,189 ♪ Don't tell me not to live ♪ 649 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,773 ♪ Just sit and putter ♪ 650 00:28:47,858 --> 00:28:49,775 ♪ Life's candy and the sky's a... ♪ 651 00:28:51,078 --> 00:28:52,078 Oh, God. 652 00:28:52,162 --> 00:28:53,196 This isn't happening. 653 00:28:55,082 --> 00:28:57,800 I'm... I'm so sorry. I don't know... 654 00:28:57,868 --> 00:28:58,801 I know this song backwards. 655 00:28:58,869 --> 00:28:59,869 I know this... 656 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,070 Okay. 657 00:29:01,121 --> 00:29:02,458 Please, let me just do it one more time. 658 00:29:02,578 --> 00:29:04,740 I can start it over one more time. No. 659 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,244 Excuse me? 660 00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:09,629 You get eight bars. 661 00:29:09,713 --> 00:29:11,097 I gave you 16. 662 00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:12,548 Do you know what happens 663 00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:14,644 when you forget the words on Broadway? 664 00:29:14,764 --> 00:29:16,969 They give the job to your understudy. 665 00:29:17,054 --> 00:29:19,055 I'm very sorry, but this audition is over. 666 00:29:19,106 --> 00:29:21,440 No, please... please, please, please. 667 00:29:21,525 --> 00:29:22,942 You have to believe me. You just have to... 668 00:29:23,026 --> 00:29:25,528 please just give me one more chance, please. 669 00:29:25,595 --> 00:29:26,979 Please. 670 00:29:27,064 --> 00:29:28,981 Please. 671 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,440 What's the biggest city in Ireland? 672 00:29:38,492 --> 00:29:39,237 Blarneycock. 673 00:29:39,357 --> 00:29:40,975 Dude, he's pointing right at it. Come on. 674 00:29:41,095 --> 00:29:42,163 My brain is fried. 675 00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:44,080 It's freaking 3:00 in the morning. 676 00:29:44,131 --> 00:29:45,464 That's awesome-- we've still got 677 00:29:45,549 --> 00:29:47,083 nine hours to cram before your test. 678 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,138 How's Rachel? 679 00:29:52,222 --> 00:29:54,674 Uh... upset. 680 00:29:54,758 --> 00:29:56,625 Devastated. Wants to be alone. 681 00:29:56,677 --> 00:29:59,795 Her dads are doing something called sitting shivah. 682 00:29:59,846 --> 00:30:02,965 I mean... I just don't get it. 683 00:30:03,016 --> 00:30:05,601 It was a total choke. 684 00:30:05,652 --> 00:30:07,186 Okay. 685 00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:10,156 So, let's hop on back to sunny Spain. 686 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,908 Hey, look, here's a fun fact: 687 00:30:11,975 --> 00:30:14,277 Spain is considered a mostly mountainous country, 688 00:30:14,328 --> 00:30:16,529 interspersed with picturesque plateaus 689 00:30:16,613 --> 00:30:18,030 and arid valleys. That's fascinating. 690 00:30:18,115 --> 00:30:19,832 No, it's not. Who the hell cares? 691 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,918 Not even Einstein uses this crap. 692 00:30:21,985 --> 00:30:24,587 So wipe it from your memory tomorrow, after your test. 693 00:30:24,654 --> 00:30:26,205 Now, for the bonus round. 694 00:30:26,290 --> 00:30:28,591 Which region of Spain receives the most rainfall? 695 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:30,426 I don't know. You do. Just think about it, dude. 696 00:30:30,493 --> 00:30:32,828 The rain in Spain falls mainly... 697 00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:34,430 Whatever. In the flatlands. 698 00:30:34,497 --> 00:30:36,665 The plains. What was that? 699 00:30:36,717 --> 00:30:39,385 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. 700 00:30:39,469 --> 00:30:40,970 Again. 701 00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:45,024 ♪ The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain ♪ 702 00:30:45,108 --> 00:30:46,525 ♪ I think he's got it ♪ 703 00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:48,311 ♪ I think he's got it ♪ 704 00:30:48,362 --> 00:30:52,865 ♪ The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain ♪ 705 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,367 ♪ By George, he's got it ♪ 706 00:30:54,451 --> 00:30:55,985 ♪ By George, he's got it ♪ 707 00:30:56,036 --> 00:30:58,788 ♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪ 708 00:30:58,855 --> 00:31:02,959 ♪ On the plain, on the plain ♪ 709 00:31:03,026 --> 00:31:05,244 ♪ And where's that soggy plain? ♪ 710 00:31:05,329 --> 00:31:06,746 ♪ In Spain ♪ 711 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:09,298 ♪ In Spain ♪ 712 00:31:09,366 --> 00:31:12,969 ♪ The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain ♪ 713 00:31:13,036 --> 00:31:14,920 Bravo! 714 00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:19,041 ♪ The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain ♪ 715 00:31:19,092 --> 00:31:21,177 ♪ The rain in Spain ♪ 716 00:31:21,228 --> 00:31:24,180 ♪ In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire ♪ 717 00:31:24,231 --> 00:31:27,650 ♪ Hurricanes hardly happen ♪ 718 00:31:30,687 --> 00:31:33,856 ♪ How kind of you to let me come ♪ 719 00:31:33,907 --> 00:31:36,409 ♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪ 720 00:31:36,493 --> 00:31:39,395 ♪ On the plain, on the plain ♪ 721 00:31:39,446 --> 00:31:42,698 ♪ And where's that blasted plain? ♪ 722 00:31:42,749 --> 00:31:45,668 ♪ In Spain, in Spain ♪ 723 00:31:45,735 --> 00:31:50,039 ♪ The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain ♪ 724 00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:52,074 ♪ The rain in Spain ♪ 725 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:57,546 ♪ The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. ♪ 726 00:32:00,684 --> 00:32:01,851 All right. 727 00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:02,968 Ow! Okay. 728 00:32:03,053 --> 00:32:05,104 Moving on. 729 00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:07,690 What rhymes with "preindustrial European deforestation"? 730 00:32:07,757 --> 00:32:08,891 Anybody? 731 00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:18,152 Shannon, I'm very upset with you. 732 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:20,488 You promised to stay the night at my house. 733 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,356 I made up my sofa bed for you. 734 00:32:22,476 --> 00:32:24,676 I ruined my tent fashioning a neck hole in it. 735 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,660 And what am I supposed to do with those 736 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,162 nine whole chickens in my fridge? 737 00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:29,847 I'm sorry, Sue. I forgot to call you. 738 00:32:29,932 --> 00:32:31,165 But I'm okay. 739 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,018 I spent all last night 740 00:32:34,103 --> 00:32:35,937 moving in with my sister, Denise. 741 00:32:36,004 --> 00:32:37,805 Your sister's name is Denise Beiste? 742 00:32:39,475 --> 00:32:41,442 Well, Coach, I'm glad to hear that you're okay. 743 00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:43,528 And I hope that whatever bridge 744 00:32:43,612 --> 00:32:45,029 Denise Beiste lives under is nice and cozy. 745 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,069 Beiste, I really admire what you're doing. 746 00:32:51,153 --> 00:32:53,788 I know how difficult it must be. 747 00:32:55,124 --> 00:32:57,959 Not as difficult as what I'm about to do. 748 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:04,799 Girls, I have a confession to make. 749 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,336 It's a really hard thing to talk about, 750 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:11,389 but I feel like I owe it to you. 751 00:33:11,473 --> 00:33:14,142 I didn't get hit by a punching bag. 752 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,010 I got hit by my husband. 753 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:17,878 Are you serious? 754 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:19,680 Did he break his hand? 755 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,482 I'm sorry I lied to you about it. 756 00:33:23,018 --> 00:33:25,269 But nobody tells you what you're supposed to do 757 00:33:25,354 --> 00:33:26,320 when something like this happens. 758 00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:28,573 I was shocked, 759 00:33:28,657 --> 00:33:30,658 I was... ashamed. 760 00:33:30,725 --> 00:33:32,994 So I made excuses for myself, 761 00:33:33,061 --> 00:33:35,363 to make it okay. 762 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,964 And I heard you girls say that 763 00:33:37,032 --> 00:33:38,416 you thought your boyfriends would never 764 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,852 do anything to you like that. 765 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:43,671 And a week ago, I would've said 766 00:33:43,738 --> 00:33:45,039 exactly the same thing. 767 00:33:46,408 --> 00:33:47,425 And I was wrong. 768 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:53,264 But Cooter always seemed like such a nice guy. 769 00:33:53,348 --> 00:33:55,600 Yeah, I always just thought he was a big, smiley doofus. 770 00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:58,352 He is. Most of the time. 771 00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:01,389 But nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. 772 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,407 Are you considering pressing charges? 773 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,309 Yeah. 774 00:34:06,862 --> 00:34:09,030 And more than that, I got out of there, 775 00:34:09,097 --> 00:34:10,531 and I moved in with my sister, 776 00:34:10,599 --> 00:34:13,267 and that feels really good. 777 00:34:14,436 --> 00:34:16,287 But you girls? 778 00:34:17,873 --> 00:34:21,375 You not only opened my eyes to this... 779 00:34:21,443 --> 00:34:23,277 you maybe even saved my life. 780 00:34:26,415 --> 00:34:28,249 Thank you. 781 00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:49,137 Eyes on your paper, Puckerman. 782 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,992 Focus. You can do this. Okay. 783 00:34:55,077 --> 00:34:56,665 "What area of the Spanish countryside 784 00:34:56,785 --> 00:34:59,227 receives the highest annual rainfall?" 785 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,936 Holy crap! I know that one. 786 00:35:01,056 --> 00:35:03,284 ♪ In the plain, in the plain. ♪ 787 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:04,823 Question two: 788 00:35:04,943 --> 00:35:07,123 "Name three counties in England 789 00:35:07,243 --> 00:35:09,854 where violent storms rarely occur." 790 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,630 This is the easiest test ever! 791 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,928 Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire! 792 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,428 Puck-gellen is on a roll. 793 00:35:17,663 --> 00:35:18,947 Question three: "What was the capital of 794 00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:21,266 the Austria-Hungarian empire? 795 00:35:21,334 --> 00:35:22,901 Wait, that's not in the song. 796 00:35:38,134 --> 00:35:40,752 How do you think you did? 797 00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:42,137 My best. 798 00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:44,288 Did you pass? Does your head hurt? 799 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:45,825 'Cause sometimes after I take a test, my head hurts. 800 00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:47,077 It's usually a good sign. 801 00:35:47,161 --> 00:35:49,546 You know, it's weird, but... I think I did. 802 00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:51,247 Thanks to you guys. 803 00:35:51,332 --> 00:35:54,217 So thank you. All of you. 804 00:35:54,301 --> 00:35:56,553 You know, it's hard growing up without a dad, 805 00:35:56,637 --> 00:35:58,755 because you don't have any dude role models, 806 00:35:58,839 --> 00:36:00,590 except NFL players and video game characters. 807 00:36:00,674 --> 00:36:03,676 But I lucked out because instead of one dad, 808 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,612 I got a whole gang of them. 809 00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:07,924 You guys showed me what it means to be a man. 810 00:36:08,044 --> 00:36:11,401 Not just last night, but for four years. 811 00:36:11,485 --> 00:36:12,736 Even you, Blaine. 812 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:14,938 Thanks? Let's hug it out. 813 00:36:15,022 --> 00:36:17,073 Aw, yeah. Bring it in, guys. 814 00:36:17,158 --> 00:36:18,274 On hand. All the time. 815 00:36:26,156 --> 00:36:28,007 You girls wanted to see me? 816 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,931 We wanted the chance to say that we're sorry, 817 00:36:31,051 --> 00:36:32,181 and we had no idea. 818 00:36:32,304 --> 00:36:34,422 No idea that this was really happening 819 00:36:34,506 --> 00:36:36,341 to someone we care so much about. 820 00:36:36,392 --> 00:36:37,675 And we're really proud of you 821 00:36:37,726 --> 00:36:39,060 for sticking up for yourself and getting out. 822 00:36:39,144 --> 00:36:41,646 And we owe you a song. 823 00:36:51,357 --> 00:36:56,077 ♪ Regrets collect like old friends ♪ 824 00:36:56,161 --> 00:36:58,079 ♪ Here to relive ♪ 825 00:36:58,163 --> 00:37:00,081 ♪ Your darkest moments ♪ 826 00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:01,866 ♪ I can see no way ♪ 827 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:04,702 ♪ I can see no way ♪ 828 00:37:04,753 --> 00:37:06,838 ♪ And all of the ghouls ♪ 829 00:37:06,905 --> 00:37:09,123 ♪ Come out to play ♪ 830 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:13,461 ♪ Every demon wants his pound of flesh ♪ 831 00:37:13,545 --> 00:37:15,129 ♪ But I like to keep ♪ 832 00:37:15,214 --> 00:37:17,715 ♪ Some things to myself ♪ 833 00:37:17,766 --> 00:37:22,586 ♪ I like to keep my issues drawn ♪ 834 00:37:22,638 --> 00:37:24,772 ♪ It's always darkest ♪ 835 00:37:24,857 --> 00:37:26,975 ♪ Before the dawn ♪ 836 00:37:27,059 --> 00:37:28,526 ♪ And I've been a fool ♪ 837 00:37:28,593 --> 00:37:31,729 ♪ And I've been blind ♪ 838 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:35,266 ♪ I can never leave the past behind ♪ 839 00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:37,151 ♪ I can see no way ♪ 840 00:37:37,236 --> 00:37:39,270 ♪ I can see no way ♪ 841 00:37:39,321 --> 00:37:41,873 ♪ I'm always dragging ♪ 842 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:45,326 ♪ That horse around ♪ 843 00:37:45,411 --> 00:37:46,828 ♪ Our love is pastured ♪ 844 00:37:46,912 --> 00:37:49,280 ♪ Such a mournful sound ♪ 845 00:37:49,331 --> 00:37:51,782 ♪ Tonight I'm gonna bury that horse ♪ 846 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,835 ♪ In the ground ♪ 847 00:37:53,919 --> 00:37:55,887 ♪ 'Cause I like to keep ♪ 848 00:37:55,954 --> 00:37:58,456 ♪ My issues drawn ♪ 849 00:37:58,507 --> 00:38:00,558 ♪ It's always darkest ♪ 850 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,126 ♪ Before the dawn ♪ 851 00:38:02,177 --> 00:38:03,961 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 852 00:38:04,013 --> 00:38:06,314 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa ♪ 853 00:38:06,398 --> 00:38:07,798 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 854 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,767 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 855 00:38:09,818 --> 00:38:10,985 ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 856 00:38:11,070 --> 00:38:12,520 ♪ And it's hard to dance ♪ 857 00:38:12,604 --> 00:38:14,188 ♪ With a devil on your back ♪ 858 00:38:14,273 --> 00:38:16,524 ♪ So shake him off ♪ 859 00:38:16,608 --> 00:38:18,359 ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 860 00:38:19,945 --> 00:38:21,696 ♪ And it's hard to dance ♪ 861 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:24,032 ♪ With a devil on your back ♪ 862 00:38:24,116 --> 00:38:26,584 ♪ And given half a chance ♪ 863 00:38:26,651 --> 00:38:28,920 ♪ Would I take any of it back? ♪ 864 00:38:28,987 --> 00:38:30,254 ♪ It's a fine romance ♪ 865 00:38:30,322 --> 00:38:33,875 ♪ But it's left me so undone ♪ 866 00:38:33,959 --> 00:38:36,377 ♪ It's always darkest ♪ 867 00:38:36,462 --> 00:38:37,512 ♪ Before the dawn ♪ 868 00:38:42,217 --> 00:38:43,935 ♪ Looking for heaven ♪ 869 00:38:44,002 --> 00:38:47,021 ♪ Found the devil in me ♪ 870 00:38:47,106 --> 00:38:48,973 ♪ Looking for heaven ♪ 871 00:38:49,024 --> 00:38:50,508 ♪ Found the devil in me ♪ 872 00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:53,895 ♪ But what the hell? ♪ 873 00:38:53,979 --> 00:38:57,565 ♪ I'm gonna let it happen ♪ 874 00:38:57,649 --> 00:39:00,201 ♪ To me... yeah ♪ 875 00:39:00,285 --> 00:39:02,036 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 876 00:39:02,121 --> 00:39:03,404 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 877 00:39:03,489 --> 00:39:04,539 ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 878 00:39:04,623 --> 00:39:06,124 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 879 00:39:06,191 --> 00:39:08,242 ♪ Shake it out ♪ ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 880 00:39:08,327 --> 00:39:09,961 ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 881 00:39:10,028 --> 00:39:11,662 ♪ And it's hard to dance ♪ 882 00:39:11,713 --> 00:39:13,131 ♪ With a devil on your back ♪ 883 00:39:13,198 --> 00:39:16,200 ♪ So shake him off ♪ ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 884 00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:17,885 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪ 885 00:39:17,970 --> 00:39:19,720 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ ♪ Shake it out ♪ 886 00:39:19,805 --> 00:39:21,255 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 887 00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:22,473 ♪ Shake...♪ ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 888 00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:24,208 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 889 00:39:24,259 --> 00:39:25,676 ♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪ 890 00:39:25,727 --> 00:39:27,261 ♪ Ooh whoa ♪ 891 00:39:27,346 --> 00:39:29,180 ♪ Ooh whoa... ♪ 892 00:39:29,231 --> 00:39:30,881 Thank you, Shannon. 893 00:39:32,179 --> 00:39:33,929 For... giving me a second chance. 894 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,437 Thank you. 895 00:39:36,522 --> 00:39:38,356 Thank you, girls. 896 00:39:41,026 --> 00:39:42,910 You're beautiful. 897 00:39:42,995 --> 00:39:44,562 Get over here. 898 00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:51,586 Can I just say, for the record, 899 00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:54,596 that Carmen Tibideaux is a total bitch. 900 00:39:54,716 --> 00:39:57,091 I mean, she should've let you start over. She did. 901 00:39:57,176 --> 00:40:00,044 I mean, a second time. 902 00:40:00,095 --> 00:40:01,712 You killed the beginning of that song. 903 00:40:01,763 --> 00:40:03,848 I-I wouldn't be surprised if you got accepted just from that. 904 00:40:03,915 --> 00:40:06,253 Kurt, I really appreciate what you're trying to do, but... 905 00:40:07,853 --> 00:40:09,587 we both know what happened. 906 00:40:09,638 --> 00:40:12,440 All right? I had my chance, and I choked. 907 00:40:12,524 --> 00:40:15,059 I choked on a song that I've been singing my entire life. 908 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:17,528 And now it's over, and there's no one to blame but me. 909 00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:22,433 You were amazing, though. 910 00:40:22,484 --> 00:40:25,319 You were. I mean, you went with your gut, 911 00:40:25,404 --> 00:40:28,439 and-and you were better than you've ever been. 912 00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:30,741 You and Finn are gonna be great in New York together. 913 00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,326 Well, you're coming, too. 914 00:40:32,411 --> 00:40:34,278 Of course you're coming. 915 00:40:34,329 --> 00:40:36,330 Even if it doesn't work out with NYADA, you'll find... 916 00:40:36,415 --> 00:40:38,833 Could we just not talk about this anymore, please? 917 00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:40,117 It's just... I haven't... 918 00:40:40,169 --> 00:40:41,785 I haven't slept in like two days, 919 00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,838 and I just am tired really tired of talking about it, okay? 920 00:40:50,479 --> 00:40:53,071 I love you, Rachel Berry. 921 00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:57,652 I love you, too. 922 00:41:06,945 --> 00:41:09,830 ♪ If anyone asks ♪ 923 00:41:09,915 --> 00:41:13,584 ♪ I'll tell them we both just moved on ♪ 924 00:41:17,322 --> 00:41:19,874 ♪ When people all stare ♪ 925 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:21,175 ♪ I'll pretend that I ♪ 926 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:24,011 ♪ Don't hear them talk ♪ 927 00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:30,468 ♪ Whenever I see you ♪ 928 00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:33,721 ♪ I'll swallow my pride ♪ 929 00:41:33,805 --> 00:41:35,606 ♪ And bite my tongue ♪ 930 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:44,348 ♪ Pretend I'm okay with it all ♪ 931 00:41:44,399 --> 00:41:47,985 ♪ Act like there's nothing wrong ♪ 932 00:41:48,036 --> 00:41:52,223 ♪ Is it over yet? ♪ 933 00:41:53,408 --> 00:41:56,961 ♪ Can I open my eyes? ♪ 934 00:41:57,028 --> 00:42:02,800 ♪ Is this as hard as it gets? ♪ 935 00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:07,888 ♪ Is this what it feels like to really ♪ 936 00:42:07,973 --> 00:42:12,810 ♪ Cry? ♪ 937 00:42:12,877 --> 00:42:17,765 ♪ Cry ♪ 938 00:42:17,849 --> 00:42:20,651 ♪ I'm talking in circles ♪ 939 00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,321 ♪ I'm lying, they know it ♪ 940 00:42:23,388 --> 00:42:25,656 ♪ Why won't this just ♪ 941 00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:29,493 ♪ All go away? ♪ 942 00:42:32,497 --> 00:42:36,667 ♪ Is it over yet? ♪ 943 00:42:38,453 --> 00:42:42,506 ♪ Can I open my eyes? ♪ 944 00:42:42,574 --> 00:42:47,578 ♪ Is this as hard as it gets? ♪ 945 00:42:47,629 --> 00:42:53,718 ♪ Is this what it feels like to really ♪ 946 00:42:53,769 --> 00:42:58,472 ♪ Cry? ♪ 947 00:42:58,557 --> 00:43:03,644 ♪ Cry ♪ 948 00:43:03,729 --> 00:43:11,952 ♪ Cry... ♪