♪ There's a boy I know ♪
♪ He's the one I dream of ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Looks into my eyes ♪
♪ Takes me to the clouds above ♪
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
♪ Oh, I lose control ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Can't seem to get enough ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ When I wake from dreaming ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Tell me is it really love? ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ Don't trust your feelings ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ Love can be deceiving ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ How will I know if he really loves me? ♪
♪ I say a prayer with every heartbeat ♪
♪ I fall in love whenever we meet ♪
♪ This love is strong ♪
♪ Why do I feel weak? ♪
♪ Oh, wake me ♪
♪ I'm shaking ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ I wish I had you near me now ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Said there's no mistaking ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ What I feel is really love ♪ ♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Ooh, tell me ♪
♪ If he loves me ♪ ♪ If he loves me ♪
♪ If he loves me not ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ If he loves me ♪ ♪ If he loves me ♪
♪ If he loves me not ♪
♪ Oh, how will I know? ♪
♪ How will I know if he's thinking of me? ♪
♪ I try to phone, but I'm too shy ♪
♪ Can't speak ♪
♪ Falling in love ♪
♪ Is so bittersweet ♪
♪ This love is strong ♪
♪ Why do I feel weak? ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪ ♪ How will I know ♪
♪ If he really loves me? ♪ ♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ Hey, how will I know? ♪
♪ I say a prayer ♪
♪ With every heartbeat ♪ ♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ Ooh, how will I know? ♪
♪ I fall in love whenever we meet ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪
♪ Yeah, how will I know? ♪ ♪ I'm asking you ♪
♪ 'Cause you know about these things ♪ ♪ How will I know? Yeah ♪
♪ How will I know? ♪
I'm just surprised they're taking this so hard.
I mean, don't get me wrong-
I will always love Whitney, too,
but you'd think,
after two months, they'd let it go.
I got this.
Is this you? Mm-hmm.
August 31, 1997.
I was about to start my senior year of high school
when tragedy struck.
I spent the next eight months
writing condolence letters to the two princes
and listening to "Candle in the Wind" on constant repeat.
Emma, I had no idea you had such a connection to her.
I didn't.
I mean, every little girl worshiped her,
but she was just a physical representation of my pain.
You know, I was scared.
It was my last year of high school.
No more living at home.
I was saying good-bye to my teachers and my friend.
Diana dying represented the loss of my childhood.
So Whitney is their Diana.
Yeah, exactly.
It was written for Diana Ross.
No, Mercedes, you are wrong, okay?
The Bodyguard was originally written for Barbra Streisand.
Actually, Rachel, it was supposed to be Diana Ross-
and Steve McQueen, back in the '70s.
Thank you, Mr. Shue.
I've been doing some research
to prepare for this week's lesson.
Oh, my God, yes.
It's about time we did a Whitney tribute!
Are we sure that's appropriate?
You did not just ask that.
I just mean, didn't Whitney
kind of have a lot of problems?
She had a hard life, Sam. And?
Look, this week isn't about passing judgment on Whitney.
It's about celebrating her legacy,
honoring her memory, her accomplishments.
Which I will happily list for you.
But I also want you guys
to use her songs
to get underneath your own feelings.
To express and explore what's really going on with you.
I don't get it, Mr. Shue.
What's really going on with us?
Well, for most of you, these next few weeks
will be your last here at McKinley.
Lots of changes coming up, lots of...
saying good-bye.
To your friends,
to your significant others,
to the last four years of your life.
For a young person, all that transition
can be overwhelming.
So it's easier to focus on other things.
Like not being able to say good-bye to Whitney Houston.
What are you talking about?
Santana, it's okay.
I get it.
You're hanging on to Whitney
because it's difficult to handle
the upheaval in your own lives.
We're hanging on to Whitney because she was incredible
and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
You guys, Mr. Shue's attempt to understand us,
though misguided, doesn't matter.
What matters is that I start rehearsing Whitney's version
of "The Star-Spangled Banner" immediately.
It is the Mount Everest of anthems.
How thrilled am I
for this week's assignment?
I'm going to Between the Sheets to find music.
I got to figure out what song I want to do.
I could do "So Emotional,"
which was obviously written for me,
or "One Moment in Time,"
which was also obviously written for me.
Well, you can't really go wrong.
I figured I could kill two birds with one stone.
I could do one for the assignment this week,
and then one for my NYADA audition.
You'll come with me, right?
Well, I can't today.
Okay. Boo.
Well, just text me when you're done.
Will do.
Excuse me.
I'm so sorry to bother you,
but that hippopotamus head brooch
is awesome.
Thanks. That whole outfit is amazing.
You must get compliments all the time.
I don't, actually.
Kurt Hummel.
Chandler Kiehl. I go to North Lima High.
I've got an audition next week, and I'm dying to do
Rainbow High" from Evita, but the guy
just said they're sold out,
which is a preposterous lie.
What are you auditioning for?
Uh, the musical theater program at NYU.
That's so funny. I'm auditioning for NYADA.
My callback's in a couple weeks. NYADA callback?
Ooh-la-la! What song are you doing?
I'm not sure.
Um, I have to find the perfect Whitney Houston song.
Oh, my God! You must do "One Moment in Time. "
Whitney's performance at the '89 Grammys was legend,
and no one has done that song justice since.
But then again, there's also "All the Man That I Need. "
Oh, my God! That song is amazing!
You-you must do it.
Finally, a love song where it didn't have to hurt
to turn out right.
Sorry. Am I being really loud?
When I get excited, I tend to start yelling.
No, no. You're just really enthusiastic.
It's refreshing.
Infectious, actually.
Then I should quit while I'm ahead.
Nice to meet you, Kurt Hummel.
I'm sure you'll nail whatever song you pick.
Thank you. Oh, and good luck
with your NYADA callback.
Let me know if I can be of any help.
We future New Yorkers got to stick together.
Can I get your number?
♪ Clock strikes upon the hour ♪
♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪
♪ Still enough time to figure out ♪
♪ How to chase my blues away ♪
♪ I've done all right up till now ♪
♪ It's the light of day that shows me how ♪
♪ And when the night falls ♪
♪ My lonely heart calls ♪
♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
♪ Somebody who, somebody who ♪
♪ Somebody who loves me ♪
♪ Somebody who, somebody who ♪
♪ To hold me in her arms, oh ♪
♪ I need a woman who'll take a chance ♪
♪ On a love that burns hot enough to last ♪
♪ So when the night falls ♪
♪ My lonely heart calls ♪
♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
♪ Dance ♪ ♪ Now get with this ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ With somebody who loves me. ♪
Obviously, I like dancing with Santana best,
but you guys are all still cool dancers.
And Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams.
And you can fly and breathe fire.
Quinn... you okay?
You looked kind of bummed out back there.
I'm fine.
How's your physical therapy going?
I keep going,
and nothing seems to be happening,
so it's pretty depressing.
Well, what if I went with you next time?
That would definitely be less depressing.
You really don't have to go with me.
I want to.
You want to come with me? Why?
I care about you.
And, to me, being a Christian isn't about talk.
It's about actions.
Come on.
I'll let you hold one of my dreads for luck.
I've got a little surprise for you.
Okay, if this is another Rihanna song in the pool,
I have to take pictures this time.
I...
Mademoiselle Pillsbury? Mm-hmm.
What is this?
"I Do's Done Right Wedding Planning by Mr. Lavender. "
Mr. Lavender.
Northwestern Ohio's premier wedding planner.
I booked him for us.
I'm getting a pretty decent tax refund.
And I sold some blood platelets.
This is absolutely wonderful,
but, um, I'm not so sure that we need him.
You know, I mean, since we're having the wedding
at Christmas, the-the church
is already going to be decorated.
I was going to put the champagne fountain
near the manger, the cake near the...
I want to move the wedding up- to May.
May- that's... that's next month.
Uh-huh.
Is this about S-E-X?
This is about us.
Emma, we've been in love for almost three years.
There's no reason we should wait seven more months.
Except for the fact that wedding planning takes so much time.
It takes so much time.
I mean, I just started decorating our
personalized nut cups, and I'm only on the fifth one and...
I guess we can let Mr. Lavender worry about the...
Okay.
Okay? All right.
Okay? Okay.
Oh, my God, I've been practicing Whitney Houston's version
of "The Star Spangled Banner" all night,
and I still can't sing it.
You're just realizing this now?
I'm surprised anyone's attempted it
after she nailed it to the wall.
Oh, I know what that is.
Finn sends me cutsie text messages all the time.
Usually, they're puns about my boobs,
but I still appreciate the effort.
It's not from Blaine.
Th-Then who is it?
He's just a guy.
I met him at Between the Sheets. Oh.
His name is Chandler.
He's-he's nice.
And what did Mr. Between the Sheets say then?
Nothing.
We just joke around.
It's sweet. Mm-hmm.
Okay, all right. Um...
"Are you an astronaut?
Because your smile is out of this world. "
Oh! Are you kidding me?
Kurt, you have been going at this with him for two days now?
It's nothing.
It's-it's just fun. He makes me feel good.
Blaine is supposed to make you feel good.
You said that Finn sends you cute text messages every day?
Does he compliment you?
Constantly trying to get in your pants?
Yeah, he's an 18-year-old boy.
Have you ever heard of lesbian bed death?
No. I read about it online.
It's when two lesbians date for long enough,
they become like sisters. Oh.
And Blaine and I are like an old married couple-
a fabulous old married couple,
like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
But I don't think we've had an unscheduled
make-out session in, like, a month.
You schedule make-out sessions?
The point is: I love Blaine and-and Blaine loves me,
but he doesn't exactly make me blush
with his texts right now.
W- What's the harm of someone
making me feel special if it's all innocent?
Okay.
Would you show Blaine those text messages?
Of course not. Oh, well, then I guess
it's not that innocent.
Hey, some great Whitney songs so far
this week, guys. I'm really proud of the way
you guys have been conjuring up the emotions
you feel towards her as we begin to move on and say good-bye.
Mr. Shue, I've been going with Quinn
to her rehab this week.
We started working on a Whitney song together
that we'd like to share.
Not sure how it's gonna help
anyone say good-bye, but it's a song we both really dig.
♪ A few stolen moments ♪
♪ Is all that we share ♪
♪ You've got your family ♪
♪ And they need you there ♪
♪ Though I've tried to resist ♪
♪ Being last on your list ♪
♪ But no other man's gonna do ♪
♪ So I'm saving all my love for you ♪
♪ It's not very easy ♪
♪ Living all alone ♪
♪ My friends try and tell me ♪
♪ Find a man of your own ♪
♪ But each time I try ♪
♪ I just break down and cry ♪
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue ♪
♪ So I'm saving all my love for you... ♪
♪ No other woman ♪
♪ Is gonna love you more ♪
♪ 'Cause tonight is the night ♪
♪ That I'm feeling all right ♪
♪ We'll be making love the whole night through ♪
♪ So I'm saving all my love ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm saving all my lovin' ♪
♪ Yes, I'm saving all my love for you... ♪
♪ For you... ♪
♪ For you. ♪
♪ I don't know why I like it, ha ♪
♪ I just do ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Hee ♪
♪ I've been hearing your heartbeat inside of me ♪
♪ I keep your photograph beside my bed ♪
♪ Living in a world of fantasies ♪
♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪
♪ I've been waiting for the phone to ring all night ♪
♪ Why you wanna make me feel so good? ♪
♪ I got a love of my own, baby ♪
♪ I shouldn't get so hung up on you ♪
♪ I remember the way that we touched ♪
♪ I wish I didn't like it so much ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I get so emotional, baby ♪
♪ Every time I think of you ♪
♪ I get so emotional, baby ♪
♪ Ain't it shocking what love can do? ♪
♪ Hee ♪
♪ I gotta watch you walk in the room, baby ♪
♪ I gotta watch you walk out, mm-hmm ♪
♪ I like the animal way you move ♪
♪ And when you talk, I just watch your mouth ♪
♪ Oh, I remember the way that we touched ♪
♪ I wish I didn't like it so much ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ I get so emotional, baby ♪
♪ Every time I think of you ♪
♪ I get so emotional, baby ♪
♪ Ain't it shocking what love can do? ♪
♪ I get so emotional... ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Ain't it shocking what love can do? ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah. ♪
Quinn, when you sang
"Saving All My Love For You"
with Joe yesterday, it sure felt like you meant it.
You guys seemed like a lot more than just singing partners.
I don't know, Joe's really pretty,
but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.
Joe and I are just friends.
Nothing else is gonna happen.
But you want it to, don't you?
Doesn't matter what I want.
I've said good-bye to that part of my life.
Joe took me to rehab the other day, we had a moment,
and before we kissed, he pulled away.
Grossed out by me and my chair.
Quinn, I'm-I'm so sorry.
I don't want to hear that tone.
Joe's not into me.
I don't blame him.
Who would be?
Tsk.
Oh, hey.
Will, honey.
Um, Will, this is...
Mr. La-vender, the wedding planner.
It's La-ven-der.
Richard Lavender.
It's a family name.
Oh. Wow.
You are not what I was expecting.
Look, we are having such exciting ideas.
Citrus and Wasabi are your colors.
Wasabi is the new sea foam.
Nice. I... Right.
And did you know that we can get these little handy wipes
with our names embossed on the wrappers?
This sounds great. Couple things.
At the reception, I will be rapping.
And we're gonna need a pretty big stage,
'cause the Glee kids are gonna perform, too.
I've checked all the available venues for your dates,
and none of them will accommodate a stage.
Well, let's keep looking.
Okay, sweetie, look, I know that
you really want to have this wedding soon,
I just can't imagine how we're gonna get all this
done in time.
Mr. Lavender has recommended that
maybe we look at dates in September or October.
We're not moving the date. Okay.
I'm a wedding planner, not a miracle worker.
I need more time.
You know what? Forget it.
Will, okay, wait...
We can do this ourselves.
We are getting married in May,
just like we agreed.
Thank you for your time.
You want to lift?
Actually wanted to talk to you about Quinn.
You dig her.
Yeah, I can tell.
Everyone can.
I think she's into you, too.
Seriously?
How do you know?
I used to date her.
So, when you dated her,
how did you handle your... feelings?
Here's the thing about me: I can be super helpful,
but when you ask me stuff, you have to be real specific.
When I was with Quinn at her rehab,
I was having...
feelings.
You mean like "in your pants" feelings?
I've been homeschooled my whole life.
It was a lot easier to resist temptation
when there were no girls around.
Yeah, I gave up on that. I had sex last year.
I mean, I was working in a strip club, so...
But it's a sin. We're supposed to wait until we're married.
And we're not supposed to get tattoos- Leviticus.
Look, when the Bible was written, things were easier.
I mean, there was no Internet,
chicks didn't wear short skirts or anything.
I'm a good Christian, but there's just
no way a dude's gonna be able to resist.
I say, let's be a new kind of Christian, one that
prays and does right by people but understands
that some of those rules are kind of old school.
The sex rule makes sense.
It's about respecting your body,
putting the spiritual over the physical
so you can feel closer to God.
Okay.
All I know is
Quinn's a great girl, but you're gonna have to decide
if you want to get closer to God or get closer to her.
Hey, I got the cheese plate.
Our Being Bobby Brown marathon can officially begin.
Who's Chandler?
Why are you going through my phone?
I'm not going through your phone.
It's just that it keeps buzzing
because Chandler won't stop texting you.
"When we go to New York, let's go to the front
of the Plaza and reenact the end of The Way We Were. "
Give me that. "Can you sing into my voicemail?
I want to make your voice my ringtone. "
Give me my phone.
There are literally dozens of texts between the two of you.
Do you know how many times
you've texted me in the past two days?
Four.
And three of them were about finding
peach-colored shoe polish.
Why are you getting so upset?
This is, this is all innocent.
This is cheating, Kurt.
This is texting.
Okay, he is just a guy
that I met at the music store.
Nothing happened.
You used to text Sebastian all the time.
You would call him, even.
But I didn't like him,
and all of those texts were family friendly.
You like this guy.
I like the way he makes me feel.
I mean, when was the last time
that you complimented me or told me how special I was?
I transferred schools to be with you!
I, I changed my whole life!
That doesn't make you feel loved?
You don't know what it's like being your boyfriend, okay?
You are the alpha gay!
Even Rachel wanted to make out with you.
I used to get solos
every week.
And do you know how many times
I've had to sit on a stool and watch you perform?
Then talk to me.
Tell me that you're unhappy,
but don't cheat on me.
I feel like I have taken crazy pills!
I didn't cheat on you!
I'm, I'm really sorry if this made you upset,
but it's, it's, it's okay.
It's not right...
but it's okay.
This song is for anyone that's ever been cheated on.
This is insane. I didn't cheat on you!
Cheetahs have the fastest land speed of any living animal.
♪ Friday night, you and your boys went out to eat ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh ♪
♪ Then they hung out, but you came home around 3:00 ♪
♪ Yes, you did ♪
♪ If six of ya'll went out, uh ♪
♪ Then four of you were really cheap ♪
♪ 'Cause only two of you had dinner ♪
♪ I found your credit card receipt ♪
♪ It's not right, but it's okay ♪
♪ I'm gonna make it anyway ♪
♪ Pack your bags up and leave ♪
♪ Don't you dare come running back to me ♪
♪ It's not right, but it's okay, ♪
♪ I'm gonna make it anyway ♪
♪ Close the door behind you, leave your key ♪
♪ I'd rather be alone than unhappy ♪
♪ I've been through all this before ♪
♪ So how could you think ♪
♪ I said yeah-yeah-yeah- yeah-yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Don't turn around to see my face ♪ ♪ Don't you turn around ♪
♪ There's no more tears left here for you to see ♪
♪ Was it really worth you going out like that? ♪
♪ Tell me ♪
♪ You were making a fool of me, yeah ♪
♪ Uh, uh, yeah ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ It's not right ♪ ♪ It's not right ♪
♪ But it's okay ♪ ♪ It's okay ♪
♪ I'm gonna make it anyway ♪ ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna, hey-ey-ey-ey ♪
♪ Pack your bags up and leave ♪ ♪ Close the door and leave your key ♪
♪ I'd rather be alone than not happy ♪
♪ It's not right ♪ ♪ It's not right ♪
♪ It's okay ♪ ♪ It's okay, baby ♪
♪ I'm gonna make it anyway ♪ ♪ I can pay my own way ♪
♪ Close the door behind you ♪ ♪ Ain't my life over ♪
♪ Leave your key ♪ ♪ Take care of my business ♪
♪ I'd rather be alone than not happy ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-oh! ♪
Whoo!
Snap.
Hi.
You know, you can learn a lot about a person
by looking into their locker.
Are you, like, stalking me?
You know we blew it, right?
We wasted three years going at each other's throats
when we could have been singing together,
killing it in Glee Club.
We hated each other. Actually, I hated you.
Sorry. Yes, our duet in Glee was a whole truckload
of awesome. And who cares that it took three years?
I mean, we still have plenty of time to do it again.
We have 42 days ft until graduation.
Half of that's gonna be prepping for Nationals.
That was it.
Oh, crap. I think
I just realized gonna miss you.
Oh, God, say something irritating so I can get
the taste of this out of my head, please.
It's okay. Look...
you went out of your way to make my life a living hell for three years,
but at the end of the day, I know
that you respect my talent and my ambition.
I like it when you sing, and hey,
you're the only other person at this school besides me
who's willing to kill their best friend
to get to the top. Yeah.
Will you do me a favor?
Will you put this up in your locker?
You want me to put up a picture of you in my locker?
Okay, we may not be able to sing together,
but we have 42 days left to at least be friends.
I'm gonna give you a hug. It'll be quick.
I'll see you in Glee Club.
Hey, what's up?
What's with all the stickers?
I'm triaging all my things for my departure to New York.
Pink is for stay, blue is for go,
red is for trash
and green is for humidity- controlled storage to keep in
mint condition to sell as
memorabilia after I get famous.
Well, what if I want to keep some of this stuff?
You can go through my leftovers.
You're not taking this with you?
Blaine and I are on the rocks.
I honestly don't know what's up with him.
But with that said, I do reserve
the right to re-Post-it later.
Hey, hey, what are you doing? This isn't garbage.
Dad, it's a certificate of participation for Regionals.
The one that we lost.
Come on. We have to be heartless about this stuff.
You've seen Hoarders. This is how it starts.
I'd like to keep it.
Dad, don't be sentimental on me.
Well, no, screw that.
We haven't been getting sentimental enough, okay?
The both of us, we've been way too casual about this.
Do you realize that we haven't had
our Friday night dinner for three weeks?
You've been in D.C.
You think I couldn't get an earlier flight?
Most of the other congressman are gone on Thursday night.
Okay, I don't get it. So why have you been skipping dinner?
Because I don't want you to go!
You know, you and me,
we've been doing this dance for over a decade.
You know, Starsky and gay Hutch.
Everybody warned me that when you were eight,
and you were bugging the crap out of me that
one day I'd be begging for you to wake me up at 4:00 a. m.
with a nightmare or, you know,
wreck the kitchen, playing restaurant.
I was nine.
Who knew paella was gonna be so complicated?
So you've been skipping dinners because you're sad
there's not gonna be any more dinners? I'm confused.
Ah, you don't get it yet.
You know,
I know you got a taste of it
when you lost your mom,
but it's just like the older you get, you just see.
It's just, none of it lasts.
Yes, you and I will
always love each other,
and you and I will always be there for each other,
but, you know, as soon as you walk out our door
towards New York,
everything's gonna change.
And it won't change back.
Not to the way it is now.
Listen, I am so happy for you.
Kurt, really,
I am so happy and I am so proud.
You know, you and me, we, uh, we made each other men.
Yeah.
Just sometimes I just, I want my sweet little boy back.
I'm gonna miss you, Kurt.
A lot.
I'm gonna to miss you, too, Dad.
Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" plays ♪
♪ Share my life ♪
♪ Take me for what I am ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll never change all my colors for you ♪
♪ Take my love ♪
♪ I'll never ask for too much ♪
♪ Just all that you are and everything that you do ♪
♪ I don't really need to look very much further ♪
♪ I don't want to have to go where you don't follow ♪
♪ I won't hold it back again, this passion inside ♪
♪ I can't run from myself, there's nowhere to hide ♪
♪ Don't make me close one more door ♪
♪ I don't wanna hurt anymore ♪
♪ Stay in my arms if you dare ♪
♪ Or must I imagine you there? ♪
♪ Don't walk away from me ♪
♪ I have nothing, nothing, nothing... ♪
♪ Don't make me close one more door ♪
♪ I don't want to hurt anymore ♪
♪ Stay in my arms if you dare ♪
♪ Or must I imagine you there? ♪
♪ Don't walk away from me, no ♪
♪ Don't walk away from me ♪
♪ Don't you dare walk away from me ♪
♪ I have nothing, nothing, nothing... ♪
♪ If I don't have you ♪
♪ You-you-you ♪
♪ If I don't have you ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh. ♪
Okay, bros, here you go. I was inspired
by the goodie bags they give out
at the end of birthday parties.
Thought I'd try it.
A little something from the Puckster to all of you.
Sorry, Finn, I tried to get your balls back from Rachel,
but she's got those on lockdown.
Guitar pick. Sweet.
And a shot glass that says "Dinosaurs on Ice. "
Why does mine say, "Drink till she's cute"?
Had the picks inscribed with "The Dudes of Glee 2012".
Shot glasses all say different things 'cause I jacked them
from houses I clean pools at.
Thanks, man. What's this for?
The clock's ticking, the time's coming
when we're all gonna have to say adios.
Some of us, forever.
I want to make sure you guys remember all the broments
that we had together,
and the great things we accomplished, forever.
I know I haven't always been the perfect friend or teammate,
but you've stuck by me, forgiven me
for sleeping with your women.
Not everyone in my life has done that.
One cougar's husband even chased me around with a gun.
Anyways...
I'm only gonna say this once...
...but I'm going to miss all of you.
I love you guys.
Cheers.
I'm a little confused as to what we're doing here.
Well, um, Kurt said that you two might need
a little couple's counseling.
Are you qualified for that?
Not really. Or at all.
But Sam and Mercedes
came to talk to me,
and you know, I-I think they found it pretty helpful.
Yeah, I'm-I'm pretty sure they broke up.
Gosh, they seemed like such a good fit, too, right?
Brutal honesty is the cornerstone of any relationship.
I want you to feel like
this is a safe space for you to air your differences.
Okay.
Well, uh, first...
Kurt has been texting this guy,
and I got really upset.
Although, a while back,
I was sort of doing the same thing.
But it wasn't... With the guy who almost blinded him.
Blaine, I sang you a song to express my regrets.
Okay, if we're here,
to be brutally honest,
there are a few things that I'd like to change.
I am actively listening.
Well, for starters, Kurt has a tendency
to snap his fingers at wait staff.
The cheesecake's on its way, Kurt, you don't have to
snap your fingers, it's not gonna make it come any faster.
Okay, I hear you,
and that's something I'm willing to work on.
Also, please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer.
You look good with a little color.
I only use lotion on my hands.
It looks weird if a person just has tan hands.
Okay, Kurt, wouldn't you love Blaine
just as much if he didn't havtan hands?
And while we're being perfectly honest,
I don't like that with every conversation,
we end up always talking about NYADA.
What song you're gonna sing,
what outfit you're gonna wear to your callback,
how amazing New York is.
New York is the only thing we talk about now, Kurt,
and it's like...
...well, it's like you can't even wait to get out of here.
How's that supposed to make me feel?
In a few months,
you're gonna be gone.
With this brand-new life,
these brand-new friends, brand-new everything,
and I'm gonna be right here.
By myself.
You're right.
I have been distant.
And I'm sorry.
But I'm just...
trying to practice what life is going to be like without you.
You are the love of my life, Kurt.
And I'm pissed off
that I have to learn, for the next year,
what being alone is gonna be like.
But you're not gonna be alone.
I'm gonna Skype you every day,
and you're gonna come visit me in New York every weekend
as far as I'm concerned.
But I promise,
you aren't gonna lose me.
I love you so much.
I love you, too.
Champagne.
On a Tuesday.
We've gone all Hunter S. Thompson, haven't we?
For the bride. Thank you.
We are celebrating.
Who needs Mr. Lavender?
I have found the perfect wedding location.
You did?
The K.O.A. campground by Route Nine.
A campground?
Think about it.
They've got plenty of space for a stage,
the electrical hookups they use for the RVs
have plenty of juice for all the amps and the instruments,
and they're leaving the restrooms open for us
so everyone doesn't have to walk around with quarters.
It, uh, sounds a bit rustic.
Married under the stars...
it's... babe, it's romantic.
I have OCD.
I throw away a broom
after I've used it once,
and you think I want to get married at a campground?
I- I know it's not ideal,
but it was the only place that was available.
Unless we move the wedding to November.
I won't do that.
Will, the Glee kids will come back for the wedding
if it's in November. What if they don't?
I'm sorry.
I just don't want them to leave.
You know, that's the wonderful thing about being a teacher.
Every year you get a new group of kids to inspire you.
Yeah, but these kids changed my life.
Three years ago, I was just a Spanish teacher
sitting here with Terri telling me to go be an accountant.
But now I'm going to Nationals for the second time, and...
and I'm marrying you.
It'll never like this again.
You know, you and the kids gave each other a gift.
But the love that you have for each other,
you keep it with you.
That never goes away.
I'm just going to miss them so much.
They know.
Which is why, you know, if-if you and I
had our wedding ten years from now, on the moon,
those kids would be there.
Would you prefer that to the campground?
Is that, is that too much? Hm-mm.
Is that, um...
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
It happens.
It's just that you are
the prettiest, nicest,
best-smelling girl I've ever met.
How many girls have you met?
Weren't you homeschooled?
Don't do that.
Don't find ways to run yourself down.
I guess I have been doing that a lot lately.
It's just hard not to focus on what I've lost.
What if I helped you? Like the way
I use my hands to move your legs...
maybe you could use my eyes to see yourself,
the way I see you.
And what would I see?
Perfection.
So... what are you looking for, here?
I mean, do you want me to be your girlfriend?
I don't know.
I mean, yes, totally,
but my faith means everything to me.
It's just that when I'm with you,
I don't care what God says about sins of the flesh.
I just want to know what it'd feel like to be...
right up next to you.
You would give up your faith to be with me?
I don't know.
Are you asking me to?
No.
No, never.
Because you don't like me that way.
No, because it's nice knowing that
there's something out there that can't be lost.
All right, help me up.
Well, so what is this?
About you and me?
I don't know.
Something new.
I love your jauntily placed cap,
like a Russian Tsar.
It's not Chandler.
I swear I told him not to text me anymore.
I know. It's from me.
How unscheduled of you.
But what about Glee practice?
No one will be there.
Mr. Shue said it wasn't mandatory,
so Rachel's prepping her NYADA piece,
Finn's at the shop, Quinn's getting physical therapy,
Puck's driving to Gomer for a sale on chlorine.
Everyone is going their own way.
Come on. Let's blow it off.
But it's Glee.
I mean, we only have so many left together.
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♪ Sing mommy ♪
♪ And I'm standing on the front line ♪
♪ Mm-mm ♪ ♪ And the Lord ♪
♪ Asks me what I did with my life ♪
♪ I will say ♪
♪ I spent it with you ♪
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♪ If I lose my fame and fortune ♪
♪ Really don't matter ♪
♪ And I'm homeless on the street ♪
♪ On the street, oh, Lord ♪
♪ And I'm sleeping in Grand Central Station ♪ ♪ Okay ♪
♪ It's okay ♪
♪ If you're sleeping with me ♪
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♪ 'Cause your love is my love ♪
♪ And my love is your love ♪ ♪ Your love, baby ♪
♪ It would take an eternity to break us ♪
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