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So here's what you missed
on Glee: Sue's helping
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the glee club win nationals,
so Figgins won't give the
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Cheerios! to Roz Washington,
who has bronze medals
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in synchronized swimming and trying
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to take other people's jobs.
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You are done!
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Sam and Mercedes were sort of dating,
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but she called it off in song,
and it totally bummed him out.
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Rachel and Finn were supposed
to get married,
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but they got in a huge fight
'cause Rachel wants
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to go to New York, and Finn
might want to go to L.A.
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And he thinks she only thinks about
herself, which is sort of true.
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And she thinks that he's sort of
lost, which is definitely true.
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In fact, a lot of the New Directions
have no idea what they're doing,
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and graduation is right around
the corner.
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They should change their name
to the No Directions.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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♪ My baby moves at midnight ♪
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♪ Goes right on till the dawn. ♪
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♪ My woman takes me higher. ♪
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♪ My woman keeps me warm ♪
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♪ What you doin' on your back? ♪
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♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ What you doin' on your back? ♪
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♪ Ah!
You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ Dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ She's juicy and she's trouble ♪
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♪ She gets it to me good ♪
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♪ My woman gives me power ♪
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♪ Goes right down to my blood ♪
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♪ What you doin' on your back? ♪
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♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ What you doin'
on your back? ♪
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♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ Dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ What you doin' on your back? ♪
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♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ What you doin' on your back? ♪
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♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
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♪ Dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ Dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ Ha...! ♪
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♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ Ha...! ♪
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♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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♪ Hoo, yeah ♪
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♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
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Wow, guys, what brought this on?
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Well, we know this year's
nationals theme was "Vintage,"
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so we thought we needed something old,
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but something with a lot of energy.
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So we thought: disco.
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Absolutely. I don't know if
I ever told you guys this,
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but back when I was in Glee Club,
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we took it all the way to nationals with
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the pure power of unadulterated disco.
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♪ Let's dance! ♪
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♪ Oh, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪
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Um, well, there's only
one problem with that idea.
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And what's that?
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Disco sucks!
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I'm so distracted
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I can't even stage musical numbers
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on my scale model Glee Club
diorama.
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Here we are weeks away from graduation,
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and I've got three seniors
in trouble.
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If Noah's Ark Pool Cleaning
Service can do 20 pools a week
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at 50 bucks a pop, I'm making...
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Do you even know how to use a calculator?
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First, there's Finn.
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He's got all this talent,
but no self-esteem.
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Which is why Finn should
come to L.A. with me.
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And then there's Mercedes.
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She's just as talented
as Rachel and Kurt,
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but she doesn't have
the vision.
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If I do not find an outfit that portrays
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the paranoid near-eastern
mise-en-scéne, I'm screwed.
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And I'm really worried
about Santana.
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She's got all the ambition,
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but she doesn't have
the focus.
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Blaine's handsome brother said it best:
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college is a waste of time.
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I just want to be famous, plain and simple.
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Don't even care how it happens.
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I just want everyone to know my name.
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Cool.
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Honestly, I don't know
what to do.
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I feel like I'm out of ideas.
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Oh, let's be honest, William.
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You've been out of ideas since Madonna week.
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Why don't you just embrace
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that lazy, horribly treacly style of teaching
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and assign them a famous album?
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I did that last year.
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Yes, I remember, William.
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And your Rumours week was
a resounding success
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in that it seemed to solve
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everyone's problems for about five minutes.
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Now I'm not talking about
just any album, William.
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How about the soundtrack
that defined a generation?
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Wait for it.
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Saturday Night Fever.
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I love that album.
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You bet your ass you love that album.
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But there's just one problem--
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they hate disco.
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But they love swag.
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Jean jackets!
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Some mattresses!
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Dinner for two at Breadstix.
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Breadstix!
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Let's give 'em something to fight over.
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Hmm.
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I'm thrilled you got into Defiance College
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and Cleveland State, but what about NYU?
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Kurt Hummel?
Mercedes Jones?
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I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I'm your biggest fan.
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I've been to every last one
of your performances,
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except West Side Story.
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I boycotted that one because
you two weren't Tony and Maria.
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Why, hello, kind sir.
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I don't believe I caught your name.
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Wade Adams.
I go to Carmel High.
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And I'm in Vocal Adrenaline,
and I know we're supposed
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to be archenemies,
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but I swear, I'm not here to spy.
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I want to ask your advice about something.
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Our coach is
Jessie St. James.
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The star of Vocal Adrenaline is
Vocal Adrenaline.
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No one is special.
You're The Borg.
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You don't like it, there's the fricking door.
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Am I clear, Chunks McGriddle?
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Yes, sir.
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I can't hear you!
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Yes, sir.
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God, he's awful.
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He's nothing compared to the
kids at school... or my parents.
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Do you know how I get through it?
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Ever since I was a kid, I would play this game
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where I'd pretend I was a different person,
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the person that I dreamed of being...
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the real me.
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I even have a different name:
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"Unique."
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I got so nervous,
I almost didn't speak to you guys today.
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But then I thought, how would Unique do it?
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What about NYU?
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Wait, wait.
Hold the thought.
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Someone with exquisite taste is wearing...
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Joy. By Jean Patou.
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Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones,
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Unique worships the red carpet you walk on.
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If you two had a love child, it would be Unique.
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And Unique's grandparents would
be Andre Leon Talley
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and Beyoncé, because only
the best will do for Unique.
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Yes, fools, it's real chinchilla!
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Unless you're planning on
splattering it with paint.
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Then it's fake.
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Unique sounds like a really great person.
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I hope that,
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one day, you can build up
enough courage to be him.
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Actually, Unique's a "her."
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That's why I want your advice.
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Our regionals are this Saturday,
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and I want to go on stage
wearing a dress and heels.
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Because that's who I feel like I am inside.
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Unique.
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Yes.
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What would you do?
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Did someone steal our floor?
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Don't worry, we'll have it back
by the end of the week.
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In the meantime, Sue has lent us her...
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...my very own personal,
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one-of-a-kind,
lit-from- within,
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shatterproof, Plexiglas dance floor.
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Modeled, of course, on the dance floor
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immortalized by a young, musky John Travolta
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at the height of his potency
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in the legendary dansical
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Saturday Night Fever.
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Coach Sylvester, while we
applaud your proper use
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of the terminology,
we told Mr. Shue
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we do not support disco in this room.
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Ah, but some of you do.
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So for this week's assignment,
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we are going back in time...
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to the songs of
"Saturday Night Fever."
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Come on, Mr. Shue.
That's, like,
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a record our parents listen to.
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That album, teen Solomon Grundy,
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is one of the best-selling
soundtracks of all time.
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Tony Manero's story is your story.
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He's a guy who works at a paint store,
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struggling to figure out his life.
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And the only time he feels sure about himself
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is when he's performing on the dance floor.
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He has a dream.
To get out of his
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old neighborhood in Brooklyn
and get to New York City.
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And by the end of the movie,
that's what he's done.
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He's turned his dream into a plan.
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So why the dance floor?
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Well, Porcelain, because we're going to start
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with a dance-off.
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And the winner will receive
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a replica of John Travolta's iconic
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white polyester suit, which I am having a cadre
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of expert Viennese
tailors painstakingly reproduce.
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Oh, my God, I need that suit!
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Oh, I bet that's worth a lot of money.
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I would totally put
that suit on... eBay.
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So you just want us
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to start dancing
like Soul Train-style?
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Uh, no, actually, Sue and I will start us off.
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We actually met with Joe and Blaine beforehand.
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Just get up when you're ready.
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And everyone has to participate.
Everyone, Puck.
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All right, hit it.
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♪ Listen to the ground,
there is movement all around ♪
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♪ There is something goin' down ♪
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♪ And I can feel it ♪
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♪ On the waves of the air,
there is dancin' out there ♪
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♪ If it's somethin' we can share ♪
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♪ We can steal it ♪
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♪ And that sweet city woman ♪
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♪ She moves through the light ♪
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♪ Controlling my mind and my soul ♪
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♪ When you reach out for me ♪
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♪ Yeah, and the feelin' is bright ♪
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♪ The night fever, night fever ♪
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♪ We know how to do it ♪
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♪ Ooh, oh... ♪
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♪ Gimme that night fever, night fever ♪
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♪ We know how to show it ♪
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♪ In the heat of our love ♪
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♪ Don't need no help for us to make it ♪
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♪ Give me just enough
to take us to the morning ♪
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Whoo!
♪ I got fire in my mind ♪
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♪ I get higher in my walkin' ♪
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♪ And I'm glowin' in the dark,
I give you warnin' ♪
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♪ And that sweet city woman,
she moves through the light ♪
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♪ Controlling my mind and my soul ♪
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♪ When you reach out for me ♪
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♪ Yeah, and the feelin' is bright ♪
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♪ Give me night fever, night fever ♪
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♪ We know how to do it ♪
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♪ Feels like forever, baby,
don't you know? ♪
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♪ The night fever, night fever ♪
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♪ We know how to show it ♪
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♪ Hoo! ♪
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♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ Prayin' for this moment to last ♪
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♪ Livin' on the music so fine ♪
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♪ Borne on the wind ♪
258
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♪ Makin' it mine ♪
259
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♪ The night fever,
night fever. ♪
260
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Okay, officially, officially,
you guys are amazing.
261
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Mm-hmm.
I was just conferring with my co-judge,
262
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and our three finalists for the suit are
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Santana Lopez...
264
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Mercedes Jones...
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and...
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Finn Hudson.
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What?
268
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Give it up.
269
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Come on.
Yeah.
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Congrats, guys.
You three are the finalists
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of the Saturday Night Fever Dance Competition.
272
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Whoo!
273
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High stakes here.
274
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Which one of you will walk away
275
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with Sue's coveted white suit?
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Sounds kind of cool to me.
277
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Oh, great.
It's yours.
278
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Can we go now?
279
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Okay, look.
280
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This isn't really about a suit.
281
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It's about living out your dreams.
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Of all the seniors in New Directions,
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you three have yet to decide
284
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what it is you want to do with your lives.
285
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So your assignment for the week:
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perform a song from Saturday Night Fever,
287
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and then share your hopes for the future.
288
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,031
No, wait.
The dance thing is fixed?
289
00:11:57,082 --> 00:11:58,950
So what is this, some teacher's
290
00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,451
manipulative game to get us tell you
291
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:02,337
what we want to be when we grow up?
292
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Hey, if you want to look at it that way, fine.
293
00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:06,207
But this is your game, your life.
294
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,177
And guess what, time's running out.
295
00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:12,547
Where does Mr. Shue get off
296
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,549
telling me how to have a dream?
297
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Just because I don't want
to rush off to New York
298
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like Berry and star
in a revival of Sister Act
299
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doesn't mean I don't know
what I want to do with my life.
300
00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:24,225
And I'm sorry, having a dream
isn't the problem.
301
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:27,195
I have the dream; I just
don't know how to get there.
302
00:12:27,262 --> 00:12:29,864
So, make no mistake--
Mercedes Jones has desire
303
00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:34,369
and ambition so hot,
it's a mother-freakin' volcano.
304
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♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
305
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♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
306
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♪ Burnin' ♪
307
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♪ To my surprise ♪
308
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♪ One hundred stories high ♪
309
00:12:55,423 --> 00:12:58,392
♪ People getting loose now ♪
310
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,695
♪ Getting down on the roof ♪
311
00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:03,064
♪ They're turnin' ♪
312
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,933
♪ Folks screaming ♪
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♪ Out of control ♪
314
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:12,039
♪ It was so entertaining ♪
315
00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:14,108
♪ When the boogie starts to explode ♪
316
00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:15,826
♪ I heard somebody say ♪
317
00:13:15,911 --> 00:13:17,461
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
318
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,297
♪ Disco Inferno ♪
319
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♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
320
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:21,999
♪ Burthat mother down ♪
321
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♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
322
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,287
♪ Disco Inferno ♪
323
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♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
324
00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:29,456
♪ Burn that mother down ♪
325
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♪ Up above my head ♪
326
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♪ I hear music ♪
327
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,514
♪ I hear music in the air ♪
♪ I hear music ♪
328
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,233
♪ That makes me know ♪
329
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:43,654
♪ There's a party somewhere ♪
330
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♪ Ow! ♪
331
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,575
♪ Satisfaction ♪
332
00:13:47,642 --> 00:13:48,809
♪ Do, do, do ♪
333
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,245
♪ Came in a chain reaction ♪
334
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:52,613
♪ Burnin' ♪
335
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:54,532
♪ I couldn't get enough ♪
336
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,585
♪ So I I had to self-destruct ♪
337
00:13:57,652 --> 00:13:58,619
♪ Yeah ♪
338
00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,620
♪ Do, do, do ♪
339
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:01,172
♪ The heat was on ♪
340
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:03,924
♪ Rising to the top ♪
341
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,379
♪ And everybody's going strong ♪
342
00:14:08,463 --> 00:14:11,015
♪ That is when my spark got hot ♪
343
00:14:11,099 --> 00:14:12,383
♪ I heard somebody say ♪
344
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,001
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
345
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:15,836
♪ Disco Inferno ♪
346
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,504
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
347
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,273
♪ Burn that mother down ♪
348
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,342
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
349
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,860
♪ Disco Inferno ♪
350
00:14:22,944 --> 00:14:24,178
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
351
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,180
♪ Burn that mother down ♪
352
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,848
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
353
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:29,533
♪ Ow! ♪
354
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,185
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
355
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:32,370
♪ Burn that mother down ♪
356
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,488
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
357
00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:36,123
♪ Disco Inferno ♪
358
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:37,191
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
359
00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:40,077
♪ Burn that mother down. ♪
360
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,467
All right, I have an announcement to make.
361
00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:48,636
Contrary to current opinion,
362
00:14:48,703 --> 00:14:50,421
I do have a dream.
363
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:52,273
See, my dream is
364
00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:53,891
Mariah.
365
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:55,810
It's Whitney--
366
00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,061
rest in peace.
367
00:14:57,145 --> 00:14:57,978
It's Aretha.
368
00:14:58,046 --> 00:14:58,979
Those are people.
369
00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:00,231
They aren't dreams.
370
00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:01,715
My dream is to be like them.
371
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,685
To sing big, fat, juicy,
372
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,405
number-one hits
that inspire people.
373
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,523
But...
374
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:12,777
how's that supposed to happen,
even if I move to L.A.?
375
00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:15,363
I don't know what to do...
or where to go.
376
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,064
It's scary to even think
377
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:19,166
about moving all the way across the country.
378
00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:20,584
Well, I mean,
379
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,236
I'm moving to New York, Mercedes.
380
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:23,587
You'll have somewhere to stay.
381
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,622
You'll...
382
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,374
You'll have something to do.
383
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,092
You have two parents that support you.
384
00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:30,678
And my dad is a dentist.
385
00:15:30,745 --> 00:15:32,797
He thinks my dream is unreasonable
386
00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:34,048
and insane.
You know what,
387
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,049
he's right.
388
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,767
I don't know the first thing
389
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,753
about getting a recording contract or a manager.
390
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,989
The cream always rises to the top, Mercedes.
391
00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:43,924
Yeah, I'm cream in here,
Mr. Shue.
392
00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:50,064
But what if, out there,
I'm just... skim milk?
393
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,951
You should talk to him.
Help him.
394
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,219
He called me spoiled and
self-centered, okay.
395
00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:14,004
He can come to me and talk to me first.
396
00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:16,474
That's a great way to start a marriage.
397
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,432
So what's up, dude?
We doing this L.A. thing or what?
398
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,900
'Cause I had to go
apartment-shopping.
399
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,902
And if I get a one-bedroom,
you're screwed.
400
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:30,020
Two dudes in one bed is like confirmed gay.
401
00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:31,405
I can't.
402
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:33,107
Look, that's your dream,
not mine. Uh...
403
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,275
Dude, I can't go without you.
404
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,526
You're my best friend.
405
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:36,944
You can do anything without me, man, okay?
406
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,446
You never needed me before.
407
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,448
Yeah, but if you're there with me,
408
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,750
then that big city
won't seem so... scary.
409
00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:44,318
Scary?
410
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,253
Scary? Nothing
scares you, man.
411
00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:49,290
Your five-mile ride on top
of Mrs. Witt's Chrysler
412
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,209
is still a car-surfing
record, okay.
413
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:56,163
Seriously, just... you'll have
that place wired in no time.
414
00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:59,934
So if you're not going with me,
what are you going to do?
415
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,802
I still really don't know.
416
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,674
Well, do me one favor, would you?
417
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:08,859
When you do find your dream,
418
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,978
make it as big as you are.
419
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:13,397
I don't know much, but I know this.
420
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,950
You owe it to yourself.
421
00:17:16,017 --> 00:17:17,868
And now you owe it to me.
422
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,712
Porcelain, Wheezy, have a seat.
423
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,265
Traitors.
424
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,767
What are you talking about?
425
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,002
As you may as well know, I have a large portion
426
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,687
of this school bugged and wiretapped.
427
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:39,775
I am already pushing the very limits of physics
428
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,676
by joining forces with Will Schuester.
429
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,112
And you repay my help
430
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,114
by giving tips to the enemy?
431
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:48,200
Oh, no, that's not what happened at all.
432
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,536
Wade was asking us for advice,
because he wants to wear a dress
433
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,038
and perform at Regionals
434
00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:54,456
as his alter ego Unique,
435
00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:56,124
an-and we didn't think
it was a very good idea.
436
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,359
It's not a good idea.
437
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,044
It's a great idea.
438
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:00,996
But Coach Sylvester, this is Ohio.
439
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,715
I don't think many people
are gonna be down with that.
440
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,016
Exactly.
441
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,868
He'll tank them at Regionals.
442
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,755
And then New Directions will
coast to a win at Nationals.
443
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,741
I happen to have a pair of 13 wides right here.
444
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,844
Where did you get those?
445
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,046
They were autographed
by my good friend Janet Reno.
446
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,182
And she wore them on the day
they caught the Unabomber.
447
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,184
Deliver these unto Unique.
448
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,902
Get him to cram his hamhocks
449
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,770
into these platoons at Regionals,
450
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:28,307
and we'll be well on our way
to a National Championship.
451
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,196
♪ Don't know why ♪
452
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:38,567
♪ I'm surviving every lonely day ♪
453
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,319
♪ When there's got to be ♪
454
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:43,038
♪ No chance for me ♪
455
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:44,990
♪ My life would end ♪
456
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:49,327
♪ And it doesn't matter how I try ♪
457
00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:51,997
♪ I gave it all ♪
458
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:53,781
♪ So easily ♪
459
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,251
♪ To you, my love ♪
460
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,954
♪ To dreams that never will come true ♪
461
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:05,060
♪ Am I strong enough
to see it through? ♪
462
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:08,396
♪ Go crazy is what I will do ♪
463
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,632
♪ If I can't have you ♪
464
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:14,302
♪ I don't want nobody, baby ♪
465
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,803
♪ If I can't have you ♪
466
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,105
♪ Ah, huh ♪
467
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,490
♪ Oh ♪
468
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,492
♪ If I can't have you ♪
469
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,644
♪ I don't want nobody, baby ♪
470
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,279
♪ If I can't have you ♪
471
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,147
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
472
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,282
♪ Oh ♪
473
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,654
♪ If I can't have you ♪
474
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,324
♪ Huh... huh... ah-ah... ♪
475
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,342
♪ Oh ♪
476
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,510
♪ If I can't have you ♪
477
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,463
♪ I don't want nobody, baby ♪
478
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,348
♪ If I can't have you ♪
479
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,166
♪ Oh, oh, no ♪
480
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,184
♪ Don't want nobody ♪
481
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,636
♪ If I can't have you ♪
482
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,771
♪ I don't want nobody, baby ♪
483
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,023
♪ If I can't have you ♪
484
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:52,941
♪ Ah-ah-huh ♪
485
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:54,859
♪ No ♪
486
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,394
♪ If I can't have you. ♪
487
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,350
Incredible.
488
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,569
And I could see exactly
where you were going with it.
489
00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:07,122
This was more than just a
beautiful love song to Brittany.
490
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,241
It's also a powerful way to convey your dream
491
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,443
that marriage equality will someday be a reality
492
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,161
for everyone, and you're off
493
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,046
to law school to make it happen!
Amazing.
494
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,548
Of course I want marriage equality.
495
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,550
And yeah, Brittany will always be my girlfriend.
496
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,969
Score!
But my mistress is fame.
497
00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:24,706
And that song was all about how
I can't live withouts my fame.
498
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,474
Then I'll have to say I'm disappointed in you.
499
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,510
Fame is not something to aspire to.
500
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,545
How about you save the lecture
for the theatre nerds
501
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,013
that are gonna starve in New York
502
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,765
while desperately trying
to tap-dance their way
503
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,183
into the chorus of Godspell?
504
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,351
No offence, Gayberry.
505
00:20:36,419 --> 00:20:38,570
And everyone can stop their hating,
506
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,821
because you all want to be famous, too.
507
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:40,905
The only difference is
508
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,907
that I'm a thousand percent sure
509
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,926
that I'm actually going to be famous,
510
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,328
just like I'm a thousand
511
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,113
percent sure that our Man/Child piano player
512
00:20:48,197 --> 00:20:50,832
keeps a petite Eurasian locked
in a trunk underneath his bed.
513
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:51,783
Sorry, James.
514
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:52,751
Write this down--
515
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,252
'cause there will
be a quiz--
516
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,570
I'm gonna be famous.
517
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,405
If it's the last thing I do.
518
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,597
I got your tweet.
519
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,265
"Anyone who's engaged to me
520
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,800
should come to the auditorium."
521
00:21:08,884 --> 00:21:10,935
You could've just texted.
522
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,688
Yeah, but I wasn't sure if we were speaking.
523
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:15,807
I miss you.
524
00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:16,924
I miss you, too.
525
00:21:19,261 --> 00:21:21,730
Now I feel like I'm finally reentering my body.
526
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,199
I really don't like not talking to you.
527
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:26,368
I mean, nothing feels real
unless you're there to tell it to.
528
00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:28,036
I never realized how much time we spent talking.
529
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,822
I've been thinking, and if you
don't want to go to New York,
530
00:21:30,906 --> 00:21:31,956
then we don't have to.
531
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,542
Wh... Wh... That's crazy.
532
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:36,494
I don't want to stand in the way of your dreams.
533
00:21:36,579 --> 00:21:39,447
Look, the only reason why
we've been focusing on my dreams
534
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,450
is because we haven't taken
the time to look into yours.
535
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,285
What if your dreams are bigger than mine?
536
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,953
I don't think that's going to be a problem.
537
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,955
I mean, I did one of those quizzes online
538
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,291
that was supposed to tell you
what job you'd be good at,
539
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,177
and my results were
"competitive eating champion."
540
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:53,762
Okay, sit down.
541
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,900
My whole life, I felt like
I was in the wrong place.
542
00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:02,570
Like I was just some alien,
an-and... no one understood me.
543
00:22:02,638 --> 00:22:04,322
But all I had to do was just
544
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,740
go to New York.
545
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:07,141
Go home to Broadway,
546
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,611
and then everything would be fine.
547
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,029
But I was wrong.
548
00:22:11,113 --> 00:22:15,750
My home isn't some place,
it's... someone.
549
00:22:15,818 --> 00:22:17,085
It's you.
550
00:22:17,152 --> 00:22:20,422
Of course, I want us to go to New York,
551
00:22:20,489 --> 00:22:23,041
and... maybe we will.
552
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:25,627
But not until we give your dreams an equal shot.
553
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:30,765
You love me that much?
554
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,834
Are you just figuring that out now?
555
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,270
So, can I please sing to you about it?
556
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,188
I mean, it's from the movie,
and it's really good.
557
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,673
Do I have a choice?
558
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,859
Well, you know, I kind of planned No choice.
559
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,477
the whole singing thing first, just in case
560
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,062
you took a little convincing.
561
00:22:44,146 --> 00:22:46,815
I mean, I'd hate for it to go to waste.
562
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:55,623
♪ Ah... ♪
563
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,231
♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪
564
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:08,670
♪ I know your eyes in the morning sun ♪
565
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:13,892
♪ I feel you touch me in the pouring rain ♪
566
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:18,596
♪ And the moment that you wander far from me ♪
567
00:23:18,681 --> 00:23:22,934
♪ I want to feel you in my arms again ♪
568
00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:24,986
♪ And you come to me ♪
569
00:23:25,053 --> 00:23:27,822
♪ On a summer breeze ♪
570
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:29,657
♪ Keep me warm in your love ♪
571
00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:32,243
♪ Then you softly leave ♪
572
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,730
♪ And it's me you need to show ♪
573
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,782
♪ How deep is your love ♪
574
00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:39,584
♪ How deep is your love ♪
575
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,170
♪ How deep is your love ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
576
00:23:42,237 --> 00:23:45,590
♪ I really need to learn ♪
577
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:50,178
♪ 'Cause we're living in a world of fools ♪
578
00:23:50,245 --> 00:23:53,080
♪ Breaking us down ♪
579
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:57,185
♪ When they all should let us be ♪
580
00:23:57,252 --> 00:24:01,088
♪ We belong to you and me ♪
581
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,774
♪ Na na na na na ♪
582
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,858
♪ Yeah... ♪
583
00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:11,950
♪ How deep is your love ♪
584
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,569
♪ How deep is your love ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
585
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:18,072
♪ I really need to learn ♪
586
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,409
♪ 'Cause we're living in a world of fools ♪
587
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,412
♪ Breaking us down ♪
588
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:29,133
♪ When they all should let us be ♪
589
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,420
♪ We belong to ♪
590
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,639
♪ You... ♪
591
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:40,478
♪ And me. ♪
592
00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:46,467
This pile, uh, is places in Ohio
593
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:48,770
that you actually have a shot
at an athletic scholarship,
594
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,488
so you hang onto those.
595
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,990
And then these are the ones
596
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,775
with the, uh, cool glossy papers
597
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,493
that you got excited about.
598
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,495
Mm-hmm!
It's a lot to go through.
599
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,364
Yeah. I mean,
what do you think, Finn?
600
00:24:59,448 --> 00:25:01,833
Think your dream is hidden in there somewhere?
601
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,334
I don't know.
This is a lot of choices.
602
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,502
Well, there's no rush.
603
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,170
I mean, there's a little, you know, rush,
604
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,655
because the applications are due soon,
605
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,290
and, well, I mean, there's the whole
606
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,508
we need to figure out
607
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:11,876
where we're gonna begin our lives thing, but
608
00:25:11,961 --> 00:25:14,028
there's no rush.
609
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,047
Okay.
610
00:25:16,131 --> 00:25:17,298
Well, I guess I just need to
611
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,100
take some time with these by myself,
612
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:20,835
and see if I can, you know,
613
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,605
shake a dream out of here somehow.
- It's in there.
614
00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:25,506
Okay.
615
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,174
Hey, uh...
616
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:28,276
Thanks.
617
00:25:28,343 --> 00:25:29,477
All of you.
618
00:25:31,814 --> 00:25:32,680
Hey, Finn...
619
00:25:34,349 --> 00:25:35,783
We believe in you.
620
00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:37,685
Thanks.
621
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,228
Santana, watching "Two Girls One Cat"
622
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,880
was like staring into the face of God.
623
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,548
Thank you.
New favorite movie.
624
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,550
Why is everyone staring at me like I'm Finn
625
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,218
and I just won
a butter-eating competition?
626
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,072
It's because you're famous.
627
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,390
Everybody's loving the sex tape
of us I posted on the Internet.
628
00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:19,110
What?! Brittany, that
sex tape was private.
629
00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:20,695
We made that for us.
630
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,780
No, I know, but I spliced it
together with a video of
631
00:26:22,865 --> 00:26:24,248
Lord Tubbington performing
everyday household chores.
632
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,201
Why would you do that?
633
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,836
'Cause you said you wanted to be famous.
634
00:26:28,904 --> 00:26:30,905
So I looked up all
the famous people that I knew,
635
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,406
and they all have sex tapes.
636
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,958
So I put ours out there.
637
00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:35,760
I'm really excited about it!
638
00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:46,267
Come with me.
639
00:26:53,609 --> 00:26:55,176
What, are you going through the garbage now?
640
00:26:55,227 --> 00:26:57,979
Oh, come on. I know you were
just humoring us in there.
641
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,198
I could see it in your face.
So I followed you out.
642
00:27:00,282 --> 00:27:02,734
What was I supposed to say, man?
643
00:27:02,818 --> 00:27:04,285
S-Sorry, I'd rather puke
644
00:27:04,352 --> 00:27:06,154
than spend a minute in any of those places?
645
00:27:06,205 --> 00:27:08,656
Right in front of Rachel, with...
646
00:27:08,707 --> 00:27:10,825
a big smile on her face, all proud of herself?
647
00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:11,859
She just wants what's best for you.
648
00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,077
Yeah, she does.
649
00:27:13,162 --> 00:27:14,796
Until she realizes her fiancé is a total loser.
650
00:27:14,863 --> 00:27:16,080
Is that what you're scared of?
651
00:27:16,165 --> 00:27:17,749
It's the truth.
652
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,667
Doesn't anybody understand that
653
00:27:19,718 --> 00:27:22,170
maybe the reason I don't know
what to do with my life
654
00:27:22,221 --> 00:27:24,505
is because I'm not qualified to do anything.
655
00:27:24,556 --> 00:27:25,640
You just don't know what you want yet.
656
00:27:25,707 --> 00:27:27,258
What I want is for time to stop.
657
00:27:27,342 --> 00:27:28,810
Okay?
658
00:27:28,877 --> 00:27:31,012
I want it to feel like I'm on the football field
659
00:27:31,063 --> 00:27:32,897
and the crowd's going nuts!
660
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:35,149
Or I-I want it to feel
like I'm on the stage
661
00:27:35,217 --> 00:27:36,768
during a performance, and
everybody's on their feet.
662
00:27:36,852 --> 00:27:38,102
So let's find something out there
663
00:27:38,187 --> 00:27:40,354
that gives you that feeling.
Of being young?
664
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:43,441
Where is it?
665
00:27:43,525 --> 00:27:44,725
Show me.
666
00:27:54,453 --> 00:27:56,120
I want you to watch this for me.
667
00:27:56,205 --> 00:27:57,955
Look, Mr. Shue,
I don't really feel like doing
668
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,674
my Glee homework right now, I just...
669
00:27:59,741 --> 00:28:02,376
I think you know what you want for your life.
670
00:28:02,427 --> 00:28:05,096
I think you're just scared to say it out loud.
671
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:07,081
I want you to see what it looks like
672
00:28:07,132 --> 00:28:08,299
when someone follows their dream,
673
00:28:08,383 --> 00:28:10,017
even though everyone else
674
00:28:10,085 --> 00:28:11,469
tells them it's impossible.
675
00:28:11,553 --> 00:28:14,188
You can do anything you want to, Finn.
676
00:28:15,891 --> 00:28:17,608
It's not the broken dreams that break us.
677
00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:20,978
It's the ones we didn't dare to dream.
678
00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:28,769
♪ Well, you can tell by
the way I use my walk... ♪
679
00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:37,245
You make a cat emptying
the dishwasher look sexy.
680
00:28:37,296 --> 00:28:38,796
I love you, Santana Lopez.
681
00:28:38,881 --> 00:28:40,665
Awesome, right?
682
00:28:40,749 --> 00:28:42,917
Don't thank me for your new fame.
683
00:28:42,968 --> 00:28:45,286
You know, it didn't really
cross my mind to thank you.
684
00:28:45,337 --> 00:28:48,172
Yeah, well, you say the dream,
and I help build your dream.
685
00:28:48,257 --> 00:28:49,841
And that's what a partnership is about, right?
686
00:28:49,925 --> 00:28:51,642
Listen, Britt, I totally understand
687
00:28:51,727 --> 00:28:53,127
how you could think that you were helping me,
688
00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:55,012
but you gotta take the video down.
689
00:28:55,097 --> 00:28:56,764
No way! Now that we just
got your boob in the door,
690
00:28:56,815 --> 00:28:58,182
we can't rest.
691
00:28:58,267 --> 00:28:59,600
I came up with an idea
692
00:28:59,651 --> 00:29:01,435
that will make you, like, Snooki famous,
693
00:29:01,486 --> 00:29:03,404
but without all the blackout drinking.
694
00:29:03,471 --> 00:29:04,939
We need to book you on a reality TV gig ASAP.
695
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:07,325
So I've narrowed it down to a few possibilities.
696
00:29:07,409 --> 00:29:09,777
Number one: I see how
you keep your car,
697
00:29:09,828 --> 00:29:11,362
so you could totally
be on Hoarders.
698
00:29:11,446 --> 00:29:13,281
You just need to start storing
your poops in the trunk,
699
00:29:13,332 --> 00:29:14,749
and I'm sure they'll book you.
700
00:29:14,816 --> 00:29:16,117
No. Brittany,
I can't do that.
701
00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:17,668
Well, you have to,
if you want to be on the show.
702
00:29:17,753 --> 00:29:20,621
Or... this is
my favorite one.
703
00:29:20,672 --> 00:29:22,823
You can eat that.
It's a bull testicle.
704
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,009
I drove all the way to Spencerville to get it.
705
00:29:25,093 --> 00:29:26,177
You know, it came with a pair,
706
00:29:26,261 --> 00:29:27,494
but I got hungry on the way home, so...
707
00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:28,495
It tastes just like a chicken testicle.
708
00:29:28,547 --> 00:29:29,830
I don't get it.
709
00:29:29,882 --> 00:29:31,332
It's for Fear Factor.
710
00:29:31,383 --> 00:29:33,467
If you want to be famous,
you have to eat crazy stuff.
711
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,438
Just let me know how far
you're willing to go for fame.
712
00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:39,273
It's up to you.
713
00:29:43,695 --> 00:29:46,030
I feel horrible.
714
00:29:46,114 --> 00:29:47,848
We should never have
given Wade those high heels.
715
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,516
Look, there's still time to stop it.
716
00:29:49,568 --> 00:29:51,736
I mean, he wouldn't actually go out like that.
717
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:52,904
Would he?
718
00:29:52,988 --> 00:29:54,455
Well, Finn dressed up like Lady Gaga,
719
00:29:54,522 --> 00:29:56,991
and I never thought that would happen.
720
00:29:57,042 --> 00:29:59,293
Oh, thank God.
721
00:29:59,361 --> 00:30:01,412
Hey, Wade!
We just came by to
722
00:30:01,496 --> 00:30:03,080
tell you to break a leg.
723
00:30:03,165 --> 00:30:04,498
And to make sure you're still dressed as a guy.
724
00:30:04,549 --> 00:30:06,083
Not for long.
725
00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:08,636
Look, Wade, I know we sent you those shoes
726
00:30:08,703 --> 00:30:10,137
as a good-luck gesture, but
727
00:30:10,205 --> 00:30:12,840
w-we talked it over,
and you can't do this.
728
00:30:12,891 --> 00:30:16,594
I admit that I've worn some
flamboyant designer outfits,
729
00:30:16,678 --> 00:30:18,396
but I've never dressed up like a woman.
730
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,815
That's because you identify yourself as a man.
731
00:30:22,484 --> 00:30:24,385
I thought you, of all people, would understand.
732
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,554
I'm wearing them.
733
00:30:29,224 --> 00:30:33,527
Wow. Look who Schuester sent to spy on me.
734
00:30:33,578 --> 00:30:34,946
The laziest person alive
735
00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:36,414
and the pasty-faced ghost boy.
736
00:30:36,498 --> 00:30:37,898
Come on.
737
00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,834
We're not spies.
We're friends of Wade's.
738
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:41,252
Really?
739
00:30:41,336 --> 00:30:43,454
All the more reason to fire him after the show.
740
00:30:43,538 --> 00:30:47,074
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage
741
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,010
from Carmel High in Akron, Ohio,
742
00:30:49,077 --> 00:30:51,245
Vocal Adrenaline!
743
00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:57,468
Hey... yeah ♪
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
744
00:30:57,552 --> 00:30:59,053
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
745
00:30:59,104 --> 00:31:00,604
♪ Listen ♪
746
00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:02,890
♪ Girl, to be with you ♪
747
00:31:02,941 --> 00:31:04,308
♪ Is my favorite thing ♪
748
00:31:05,527 --> 00:31:07,395
♪ Yeah ♪
749
00:31:07,446 --> 00:31:08,762
♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
750
00:31:08,814 --> 00:31:13,150
♪ I can't wait till I see you again ♪
751
00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:15,653
♪ Yeah yeah,
uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
752
00:31:15,737 --> 00:31:16,904
♪ I want to put on ♪
753
00:31:16,955 --> 00:31:19,874
♪ My my my my boogie shoes ♪
754
00:31:19,941 --> 00:31:21,709
♪ Just to boogie with you ♪
755
00:31:21,777 --> 00:31:23,110
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me!
756
00:31:23,161 --> 00:31:24,996
♪ I want to put on ♪
Out of my way, please.
757
00:31:27,332 --> 00:31:28,799
Move, move.
♪ Just to boogie with you ♪
758
00:31:28,884 --> 00:31:31,085
Wade! Get off the stage, now!
759
00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:32,386
♪ I want to do it ♪
760
00:31:32,454 --> 00:31:33,471
Wade...
761
00:31:33,555 --> 00:31:35,056
♪ Till the sun comes up ♪
762
00:31:35,123 --> 00:31:36,590
♪ I want to do it till the sun comes up ♪
763
00:31:36,641 --> 00:31:37,725
Off the stage now! Hey, hey!
♪ Yeah ♪
764
00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:39,810
♪ I want to do it ♪
765
00:31:39,895 --> 00:31:42,480
♪ Till I can't get enough ♪
766
00:31:42,547 --> 00:31:45,733
♪ I want to do it till I can't get enough ♪
♪ Yeah, uh-huh ♪
767
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,935
♪ I want to put on ♪
♪ I want to put on ♪
768
00:31:47,986 --> 00:31:50,637
♪ My my my my boogie shoes ♪
♪ My boogie shoes ♪
769
00:31:50,689 --> 00:31:53,357
♪ With you, with you, with you, yeah ♪
770
00:31:53,442 --> 00:31:56,077
♪ I want to put on ♪
♪ I want to put on ♪
771
00:31:56,144 --> 00:31:58,479
♪ My boogie shoes ♪
772
00:31:58,530 --> 00:32:02,316
♪ Hey hey hey yeah ♪
♪ Ooh... ♪
773
00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,502
♪ I'm ready right ♪
774
00:32:06,338 --> 00:32:09,256
♪ My my my my boogie shoes ♪
775
00:32:09,324 --> 00:32:11,325
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
776
00:32:12,594 --> 00:32:14,128
♪ My boogie boogie shoes ♪
777
00:32:14,179 --> 00:32:17,431
♪ Hey... ♪
778
00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:20,301
♪ Yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
779
00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:23,687
♪ My my my my my boogie shoes ♪
780
00:32:23,772 --> 00:32:25,439
♪ I want to put on ♪
781
00:32:25,507 --> 00:32:27,808
♪ My my my my boogie shoes ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
782
00:32:27,859 --> 00:32:29,693
♪ And boogie with you ♪
783
00:32:29,778 --> 00:32:31,562
♪ Ah, yeah ♪
784
00:32:31,646 --> 00:32:33,447
♪ I want to put on ♪
♪ Put on, yeah ♪
785
00:32:33,515 --> 00:32:35,199
♪ My my my my boogie shoes ♪
♪ Put on ♪
786
00:32:35,283 --> 00:32:37,952
♪ To go boogie with you ♪
787
00:32:38,019 --> 00:32:39,653
♪ I want to put on ♪
788
00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:41,622
♪ I want to put on ♪
♪ My my my my my boogie shoes ♪
789
00:32:41,689 --> 00:32:43,074
♪ My boogie shoes ♪
790
00:32:43,158 --> 00:32:44,375
♪ Just to boogie with you ♪
791
00:32:44,459 --> 00:32:46,377
♪ Ah, yeah ♪
792
00:32:46,461 --> 00:32:48,079
♪ I want to put on ♪
793
00:32:48,163 --> 00:32:50,131
♪ Hey yeah ♪
♪ My my my my boogie shoes ♪
794
00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:51,499
♪ Just to boogie with you ♪
795
00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:52,533
♪ Hey ♪
796
00:32:52,584 --> 00:32:54,168
♪ Yeah! ♪
797
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:08,218
Hey. You said you
wanted to see me?
798
00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:09,269
Yeah. Uh...
799
00:33:09,353 --> 00:33:11,054
I think I finally figured out
800
00:33:11,105 --> 00:33:12,639
what song from Saturday Night
Fever I want to do.
801
00:33:12,723 --> 00:33:16,309
But, uh, it doesn't work
without a dance partner.
802
00:33:17,928 --> 00:33:21,364
Well, actually, it doesn't work without you...
803
00:33:21,431 --> 00:33:23,399
just like everything else in my life.
804
00:33:32,209 --> 00:33:36,329
♪ Oh, girl, I've known you very well ♪
805
00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,047
♪ I've seen you growing every day ♪
806
00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:40,616
♪ I never really looked before ♪
807
00:33:40,668 --> 00:33:42,719
♪ But now you take my breath away ♪
808
00:33:42,786 --> 00:33:45,004
♪ Suddenly you're in my life ♪
809
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:47,590
♪ Part of everything I do ♪
810
00:33:47,641 --> 00:33:49,425
♪ You've got me working day and night ♪
811
00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:51,961
♪ Just trying to keep a hold on you ♪
812
00:33:52,012 --> 00:33:56,649
♪ Here in your arms I found my paradise ♪
813
00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:58,801
♪ My only chance for happiness ♪
814
00:33:58,852 --> 00:34:01,070
♪ Oh-oh, oh ♪
815
00:34:01,138 --> 00:34:05,658
♪ And if I lose you now, I think I would die ♪
816
00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:09,946
♪ Oh, say you'll always be my
baby, we can make it shine ♪
817
00:34:09,997 --> 00:34:11,480
♪ We can take forever ♪
818
00:34:11,532 --> 00:34:14,751
♪ Just a minute at a time ♪
819
00:34:14,818 --> 00:34:17,420
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
820
00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:19,005
♪ More than a woman ♪
821
00:34:19,089 --> 00:34:21,758
♪ Hoo, now baby ♪
822
00:34:21,825 --> 00:34:26,512
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
823
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:28,765
♪ More than a woman ♪
824
00:34:28,832 --> 00:34:30,600
♪ Hoo, hoo, my baby ♪
825
00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:33,686
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
826
00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:46,316
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
827
00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:48,451
♪ More than a woman ♪
828
00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:50,954
♪ Ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
829
00:34:51,021 --> 00:34:53,957
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
830
00:34:54,024 --> 00:34:55,208
♪ Oh, so much more ♪
831
00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:57,627
♪ More than a woman ♪
832
00:34:57,694 --> 00:34:59,579
♪ Hoo, baby♪
833
00:34:59,663 --> 00:35:02,749
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
834
00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,884
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
835
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,803
♪ More than a woman ♪
836
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:09,205
♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey ♪
837
00:35:09,256 --> 00:35:12,091
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
838
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,143
♪ Whoo, yeah-yeah ♪
839
00:35:14,211 --> 00:35:16,479
♪ More than a woman ♪
840
00:35:16,546 --> 00:35:18,598
♪ Oh, baby ♪
841
00:35:18,682 --> 00:35:20,933
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
842
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,436
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
843
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,221
♪ More than a woman. ♪
844
00:35:27,608 --> 00:35:28,491
That was incredible!
845
00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:29,692
That was amazing!
846
00:35:29,743 --> 00:35:30,693
You're definitely gonna win the prize.
847
00:35:30,744 --> 00:35:32,228
I already did.
848
00:35:32,279 --> 00:35:33,396
But look, there's more.
849
00:35:33,447 --> 00:35:36,232
I figured out what I'm gonna do next year.
850
00:35:36,283 --> 00:35:37,750
Can we sit down?
851
00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:40,569
Ay, why am I nervous?
852
00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:41,871
Don't be nervous.
853
00:35:43,624 --> 00:35:45,375
Mr. Shue made me watch
Saturday Night Fever.
854
00:35:45,426 --> 00:35:46,843
It was really good,
855
00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:49,429
and I realized I'm a lot like Tony Manero.
856
00:35:49,513 --> 00:35:51,881
Except for the whole
being-able-to-dance thing.
857
00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:54,050
When I saw that movie, I realized the way
858
00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:55,351
that Tony took on the world...
859
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:58,137
I want to do that, too.
860
00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:59,389
I want to move to New York.
861
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:02,308
Like Tony. Like you.
862
00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:03,893
I want to live in New York City with you.
863
00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:04,811
Really?
864
00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:05,728
Yeah.
Are you serious?!
865
00:36:05,779 --> 00:36:06,779
Yeah.
866
00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:08,398
I knew it.
867
00:36:08,449 --> 00:36:10,483
I'm gonna make you really happy, I promise.
868
00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:11,600
Just... there's more.
869
00:36:11,652 --> 00:36:13,436
Just wait. Uh,
870
00:36:13,487 --> 00:36:14,954
what was that acting show, on Bravo,
871
00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:17,573
with the swear words and the
cool dude you made me watch?
872
00:36:17,624 --> 00:36:18,991
James Lipton.
873
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,660
Yeah.
I applied to his school.
874
00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:23,246
I want to go to Inside the Actors' Studio.
875
00:36:23,297 --> 00:36:26,632
It's... It's just
"The Actors' Studio,"
876
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,251
but that's great.
877
00:36:28,318 --> 00:36:30,053
It's a perfect, perfect fit for you.
878
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,056
You just, you know, you can't...
do this for me, all right?
879
00:36:33,123 --> 00:36:34,790
It has to be for you.
880
00:36:34,842 --> 00:36:37,560
It's too much pressure for me to handle.
881
00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:40,129
It is for you, but it's also what I want.
882
00:36:41,131 --> 00:36:42,131
It's my dream.
883
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:44,150
I want to be an actor.
884
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,636
I guess I was always afraid to admit it
885
00:36:47,688 --> 00:36:49,439
because I was scared of failing,
886
00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:51,607
but I'm not scared anymore...
887
00:36:51,658 --> 00:36:52,859
'cause of you.
888
00:36:54,611 --> 00:36:56,679
I want to be a great man for you, Rachel.
889
00:36:56,747 --> 00:37:01,617
And I want to see myself the way you see me;
890
00:37:01,668 --> 00:37:04,287
like I'm capable of anything.
891
00:37:04,354 --> 00:37:06,005
Dreaming big.
892
00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:09,592
I love you so much...
893
00:37:09,659 --> 00:37:11,094
and you deserve that.
894
00:37:14,214 --> 00:37:15,998
You're my hero;
you know that, right?
895
00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:18,634
You're mine.
896
00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:23,139
I cannot believe Unique pulled that off.
897
00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:24,273
There's something to be said
898
00:37:24,341 --> 00:37:25,475
about the power of a dream.
899
00:37:25,526 --> 00:37:27,059
Mm-hmm.
900
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:28,844
He took a risk and it paid off.
901
00:37:28,896 --> 00:37:31,847
But I guess that's just having a dream.
902
00:37:31,899 --> 00:37:32,698
Hey, Mercedes.
903
00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:36,119
I know we haven't talked much,
904
00:37:36,186 --> 00:37:38,988
but I have something that I need to show you.
905
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,323
No more songs, Sam.
906
00:37:40,374 --> 00:37:41,791
One more.
907
00:37:41,858 --> 00:37:43,793
Don't worry. This time I'm not
the one singing.
908
00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:47,246
♪ Burn, baby, burn... ♪
909
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,031
That's me.
910
00:37:49,082 --> 00:37:50,466
Yeah.
911
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,969
Wait-- did you post this
to YouTube without asking?
912
00:37:53,036 --> 00:37:54,504
Can you hear yourself?
913
00:37:54,555 --> 00:37:58,391
You're amazing, and you look stunning.
914
00:38:01,678 --> 00:38:03,479
485 comments?
915
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:04,764
Mm, I can't look.
916
00:38:04,848 --> 00:38:07,567
No. Look.
917
00:38:07,651 --> 00:38:09,352
484 of them are positive.
918
00:38:09,403 --> 00:38:11,720
One of them was disappointed
919
00:38:11,772 --> 00:38:15,224
because they thought
"Mercedes Inferno" was a car-fail video.
920
00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:19,395
I can't believe you did this for me.
921
00:38:19,446 --> 00:38:20,746
Why?
922
00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:25,618
Because I believe in you and
what you could become.
923
00:38:25,702 --> 00:38:28,971
Now complete strangers believe in you, too.
924
00:38:29,039 --> 00:38:32,575
You just need to find a way out
to L.A. and do your thing.
925
00:38:32,626 --> 00:38:33,909
It's time for this dream
926
00:38:33,961 --> 00:38:35,595
to stop being a dream and become a reality.
927
00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:37,513
Listen to them.
928
00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:39,682
They all want to buy your album, and so do I.
929
00:38:39,749 --> 00:38:41,951
You ain't no skim milk, baby.
930
00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:46,088
You're the cream rising to the top.
931
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,301
Boobs Magoo, words simply cannot describe
932
00:38:57,352 --> 00:38:58,719
how disappointed I am in you.
933
00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:01,004
And look at poor Brittany.
934
00:39:01,056 --> 00:39:02,723
Her chagrin is limited only by the fact
935
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:04,108
that she has a brain
936
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,809
the size of a toddler's fist.
937
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:07,194
I can show you the MRI.
938
00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:09,947
And it's not just the sex tape.
939
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,616
My goodness, sex tapes
are a dime a dozen these days.
940
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,369
I myself made a sex tape with Oliver North.
941
00:39:16,871 --> 00:39:18,656
Wasn't very popular, probably because
942
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:19,823
we released it on Betamax.
943
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,909
I think Cheney still has a copy.
944
00:39:21,977 --> 00:39:24,461
What's so disappointing is not
that you want to be famous,
945
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,347
it's that you don't care how you get there.
946
00:39:26,414 --> 00:39:27,831
I see that now.
947
00:39:27,882 --> 00:39:30,167
I'm embarrassed I've been so shortsighted.
948
00:39:30,218 --> 00:39:32,836
I want to make something of my life.
949
00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:35,806
I want to do something of substance with it.
950
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,541
And yes, I do want to go to college.
951
00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,710
One step ahead of you,
Lady Ta-Ta.
952
00:39:39,761 --> 00:39:41,228
What is this?
953
00:39:41,313 --> 00:39:42,396
That is an acceptance letter.
954
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,264
You got a full ride
955
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:46,383
from the University of Louisville.
It's in Louisville.
956
00:39:46,434 --> 00:39:48,769
It's the nation's top cheerleading program
957
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:50,070
and you got a full scholarship.
958
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,239
Now, I know you don't want to be a cheerleader
959
00:39:52,324 --> 00:39:53,824
for the rest of your life.
960
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,059
But this will get you a foot in the door.
961
00:39:56,111 --> 00:39:57,778
Maybe you can get a business degree;
962
00:39:57,846 --> 00:40:00,948
open up a taco truck.
963
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,750
I'm still somewhat confused
about your ethnicity.
964
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,869
I don't know what to say.
965
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,104
Thank you.
966
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:08,088
Well, don't thank me.
967
00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:09,289
Brittany thought of it.
968
00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,375
She gets an idea once every couple of years,
969
00:40:11,426 --> 00:40:13,761
and lucky for us this was a good one.
970
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,045
Thank you.
971
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,883
I don't know if this is 100% the answer for me,
972
00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:21,585
but just to know that I have somebody
973
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:25,806
who believes in me as much as you do.
974
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,591
I love you so much.
975
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,477
I love you, too.
976
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,899
Come on, who won, Mr. Shue?
Who gets the suit?
977
00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:37,618
Well, I left that up to Sue.
978
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,936
And if there's one thing I enjoy
979
00:40:39,988 --> 00:40:41,405
more than punishing you lazy idiots...
980
00:40:41,456 --> 00:40:42,773
it's rewarding you for being
981
00:40:42,824 --> 00:40:44,158
slightly less lazy and idiotic.
982
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,744
Will the winners please enter?
983
00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:51,298
Even in polyester,
984
00:40:51,383 --> 00:40:53,167
I feel like a million bucks in this.
985
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,168
So what now?
986
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,919
What do you want to do?
987
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,621
You know what I want to do?
What?
988
00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:59,506
I said, do you know what I want to do?!
989
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:00,624
What?
990
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,259
Strut.
991
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,691
♪ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk ♪
992
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,777
♪ I'm a woman's man, no time to talk ♪
993
00:41:19,828 --> 00:41:22,329
♪ Music loud and women warm ♪
994
00:41:22,414 --> 00:41:24,415
♪ I've been kicked around since I was born ♪
995
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,867
♪ And now it's all right, that's okay ♪
996
00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:29,319
♪ And you may look the other way ♪
997
00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:31,705
♪ But we can try to understand ♪
998
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,041
♪ The New York Times' effect on man ♪
999
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,159
♪ Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother ♪
1000
00:41:36,211 --> 00:41:38,545
♪ You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
1001
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,831
♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' ♪
1002
00:41:40,882 --> 00:41:43,350
♪ And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
1003
00:41:43,435 --> 00:41:45,052
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
1004
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,521
♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
1005
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:50,057
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
1006
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,741
♪ Stayin' alive... ♪
1007
00:41:58,533 --> 00:42:00,117
♪ Oh, when you walk ♪
1008
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:06,123
♪ Well, now I get low and I get high ♪
1009
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,041
♪ And if I can't get either, I really try ♪
1010
00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:11,044
♪ Got the wings of heaven on my shoes ♪
1011
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:13,664
♪ I'm a dancing man and I just can't lose ♪
1012
00:42:13,715 --> 00:42:15,716
♪ You know it's all right, it's okay ♪
1013
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,935
♪ I'll live to see another day ♪
1014
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:20,220
♪ We can try to understand ♪
1015
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:22,639
♪ The New York Times' effect on man ♪
1016
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,092
♪ Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother ♪
1017
00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:27,144
♪ You're stayin' alive,
stayin' alive. ♪
1018
00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:29,546
♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' ♪
1019
00:42:29,597 --> 00:42:32,232
♪ And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
1020
00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,184
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
1021
00:42:34,235 --> 00:42:37,020
♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
1022
00:42:37,071 --> 00:42:38,989
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
1023
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,656
♪ Stayin' alive... ♪
1024
00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:50,501
♪ Ah... ow! ♪
1025
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,905
♪ Life going nowhere ♪
1026
00:42:54,956 --> 00:42:57,341
♪ Somebody help me ♪
1027
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,375
♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba ♪
1028
00:42:58,426 --> 00:43:00,961
♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
1029
00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:04,080
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah ♪
1030
00:43:04,132 --> 00:43:06,633
♪ Life going nowhere ♪
1031
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:10,020
♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
1032
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:13,390
♪ I'm stayin' alive... ♪