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- RACHEL: Oh, this is good.
- Oh, this... look at this one.

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Oh, it's so timeless.
It's perfect.

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Yeah, timeless, meaning you can wait
two or five years to wear it.

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Don't be jealous.

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SEBASTIAN:
Well, well, well.

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If it isn't a young Barbra Streisand
and an old Betty White.

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Where is Gay Cyclops?

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Still trying
to stumble his way in?

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We can't come here anymore.

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Rachel, I, uh, brought
an engagement gift for you.

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Hmm.

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Whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa!
Oh, my God!

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Oh, no, that is...
that is Photoshopped.

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His thing is not that small
or... or brown.

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And he could never fit
into those pumps.

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Just think, from
now until eternity,

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every time someone
Googles Finn Hudson,

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they'll be treated to that
and dozens just like it.

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That's the beauty of the Internet.
It stays with us forever.

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What do you want, Sebastian?

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I want a guaranteed Regionals win,
so I want you to drop out.

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McKinley gets home-court
advantage this year.

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You're going to come
down with Asian bird flu

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or whatever Tina
Blowing-Wang just had.

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But that is show choir
terrorism.

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You give a bad name
to the entire gay community.

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And you give the gay community
cutting-edge fashion

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that's usually only seen
on Puerto Rican pride floats.

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KURT:
I'm sorry... I didn't hear you.

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I was distracted
by your giant horse teeth.

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You have 24 hours
to drop out, Rachel,

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or I press the
upload button.

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(school bell ringing)

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That's it. I'm done.
I'm leaving this classroom,

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and I'm going to beat
that Sebastian kid's ass!

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- Finn, chill.
- No, I'm not going to chill.

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- I... I'm done chilling.
- The official show choir rule book

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states that "any real
or perceived threat of violence,

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"vandalism or humiliation
will be met with a swift

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"and unquestioned
disqualification

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of the threatening party's team
with extreme prejudice."

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It's right here.

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Page 72, by-law 15,
section six, article 44.

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Guys, I contacted
the headmaster of Dalton.

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BLAINE:
Like you did when Sebastian

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almost blinded me?
What did they do then?

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Same thing as they're
going to do now... nothing.

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Look, none of this
matters now anyways, okay?

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We're not going to let him
beat us like this.

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- I'm going to perform at Regionals.
- Even if he's going to post

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a photo like this
of me if you do?

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Finn, I'm not going to negotiate
with terrorists.

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SUGAR:
If someone posted a picture

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like that of me online,
I'd probably kill myself.

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Twice to be sure
I was dead.

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Look, you guys are just going to have
to deal with things like this.

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The more successful you get,
the more garbage

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people are going to
make up about you.

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They're going to love
to tear you down.

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I can't believe
you would do that to me.

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I'm going to be
married to you.

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Don't you think I'm going to
suffer the consequences as well?

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I mean, I just... I don't care
about stuff like that.

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I love you, and we'll...
we'll manage this together.

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Okay, the important thing
right now is that we win.

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So you wouldn't care
if I Photoshopped a photo

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of you like this
and put it on the Internet?

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Look, our future depends
on us winning Regionals.

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It'll help me
towards my NYADA application.

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Hmm.

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Hope you get in.

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Finn.

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(school bell ringing)

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- You wanted to see me?
- Q, have a seat.

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Prepare yourself.

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I'm about to drop a bomb on you.

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I, Sue Sylvester...

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am with child.

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Are you serious?

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Wow.

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Um, that's amazing
and confusing.

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- Who's the father?
- Oh, I can't tell you that yet.

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But here's the deal.
In order for this zygote

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to stay firmly ensconced
in my uterine wall,

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my doctor has put me
on bovine hormones

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that are making me
extremely nauseous.

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They've also given me a
near-superhuman sense of smell.

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For instance,
I can tell

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that within the last week,
you either enjoyed

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a delicious curry
or a hug from Principal Figgins.

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Well, you know,
morning sickness is a good sign.

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It means that the baby
is developing properly.

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Well, it's good for the baby,
not so good for me.

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Well, you know, there really
is no cure for morning sickness.

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I mean, I ate saltines,

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drank herbal tea
and sucked on lollipops.

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That helps.

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Lollipops?
Yeah.

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Weird, but it works.

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Well, thank you, Q,

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for that condescending tone
and barely helpful advice.

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(clears throat)

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I wanted to ask you a favor,
actually, Coach.

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I would love
to rejoin the Cheerios!

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I beg your pardon?
It's my senior year,

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and I want to finish high school

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in a Cheerios! uniform
with a national championship.

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I mean,
other than Glee,

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this was the rest
of my high school experience.

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Well, I'm sorry, Q,
but that wouldn't be fair

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to the girls who've been practicing
all year long, who didn't quit.

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And if you'll now please
get the hell out of my office.

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I just caught a whiff
of hot dog water

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wafting in from the cafeteria,

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and I think I'm going to blow
some serious chunks.

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Excuse me.
(school bell ringing)

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You okay?
You seemed upset.

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- And if Sebastian thinks...
- Forget about Sebastian!

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I'm not mad at
you. I just...

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don't want to waste
any more time on him.

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I-I want to focus on winning.

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I've got a new song
I want to try out.

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The theme for Regionals
is "Inspiration,"

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and I think this fits the bill.
You want to hear it?

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(school bell ringing)

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Hey, Karofsky.

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What's up, Nick?

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(Young the Giant's
"Cough Syrup" begins)

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♪ Life's too short
to even care at all ♪

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♪ Whoa ♪

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That's terrible.

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♪ I'm losing my mind,
losing my mind ♪

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♪ Losing control ♪

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- You want to go? Huh?
- ♪ These fishes in the sea ♪

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- ♪ They're staring at me, whoa ♪
- Homo.

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♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ Wet world aches
for a beat of a drum ♪

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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

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♪ If I could find a way
to see this straight ♪

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♪ I'd run away ♪

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♪ To some fortune that I ♪

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♪ Should have found by now ♪

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♪ I'm waiting
for this cough syrup ♪

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♪ To come down ♪
♪ Come down ♪

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♪ Life's too short
to even care at all ♪

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♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ I'm coming up now,
coming up now ♪

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♪ Out of the blue ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ These zombies in the park ♪

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♪ They're looking
for my heart ♪

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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

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♪ A dark world aches
for a splash of the sun ♪

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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

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♪ If I could find a way
to see this straight ♪

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♪ I'd run away ♪

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♪ To some fortune that I ♪

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♪ Should have found by now ♪

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♪ And so I run now to the things
they said could restore me ♪

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♪ Restore life
the way it should be ♪

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♪ I'm waiting
for this cough syrup ♪

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♪ To come down ♪

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♪ One more spoon
of cough syrup now ♪

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♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ One more spoon
of cough syrup now ♪

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♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ Oh. ♪

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FIGGINS: We have to be
very careful about how

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we deliver the news of this
to the student body.

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David was part
of this community,

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and he still has
many friends here.

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And my understanding
is that these teen suicides...

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or even attempts like David's...
can induce a string of copycats.

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It's just so senseless.

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Facebook,
Twitter, Tumblr.

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The pressure to protect
your reputation

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is so much worse
than when we were kids.

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EMMA: Yeah, and these people
can sling their hatred

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and their mud
anonymously.

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Sue, are you crying?

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- Hormones.
- No, it's not hormones.

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(sighs)

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I could have done more.

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I was principal when Dave
was having his trouble

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with Porcelain, and...

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I knew there was something
up with that kid. I knew it.

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All I can think of
is his dad finding him.

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Get some help! David, no!
Buddy, come on.

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David!

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And that feeling.

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Guys, we were all hard on Dave.

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We thought he
was going to hurt Kurt.

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I just never thought
he'd hurt himself.

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- It wasn't our job to know.
- Then whose job was it?

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(school bell ringing)

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MERCEDES:
We should start today's meeting

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by praying for Karofsky.

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That he finds peace and
that he feels better.

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QUINN: I think we should
start today's meeting

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by praying for his family.

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They could use comfort
more than he could.

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SAM: I just don't understand how

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he could get to such
a horrible, dark place.

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It's all over Facebook.

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A couple of kids from
Karofsky's new school

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saw him at Breadstix with
Kurt on Valentine's Day.

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They posted mean
stuff on his page

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and texted everyone
that he was gay.

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- He couldn't take it.
- JOE: How is he?

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- Is he going to live?
- Well, he's in the hospital,

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but thank God his dad
found him in time.

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I feel sorry for Karofsky,

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but what he did
was selfish.

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He didn't just want to hurt
himself; he wanted to hurt

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everyone around him.

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I went through the wringer,
but I never

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- got to that place.
- KURT: Quinn, please.

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Sure, you had a baby
when you were 16

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and you had a bad dye job
for two weeks,

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but seriously? The world never
stopped loving you.

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And you're
going to Yale.

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You have no idea what Karofsky
was struggling with.

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You really want to try
to compare...

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The despair, the
self-loathing.

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It doesn't matter.

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I just can't imagine things
getting so messed-up

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that you would consider
taking your own life.

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That is so harsh and reductive.

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Have some compassion.

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Do you know what they're still
writing on his Facebook?

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"Better luck next time"
and "Try, try again."

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Why are you even
here, Kurt?

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Thought you didn't
believe in God.

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He asked me if he could come,
and I invited him.

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I heard you guys were praying
for Karofsky, and...

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after everything
that we've been through,

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I didn't have
anywhere else to go.

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I feel responsible.

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He asked me out, and...

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I said no.

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(phone buzzes)

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And he kept calling me...

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(sobs): <i>If I'd just answered one
of those stupid calls...</i>

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We're taking a edible
arrangement to the hospital.

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Do you want to come with us?

246
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,366
(bell ringing)

247
00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:32,825
I'm so sorry.

248
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,938
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

249
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:40,124
Look, I've been thinking
about what Dave did,

250
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,918
and I just want you to know
that there's nothing

251
00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:45,499
that anybody could do and there's
nothing that anybody could say about me

252
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,173
that would make me
want to do that.

253
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,753
Good, 'cause I don't ever want
to be without you.

254
00:11:51,593 --> 00:11:54,931
So, I'm not gonna
perform at Regionals.

255
00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:57,511
You have to. Look, I don't care
about these pictures.

256
00:11:57,512 --> 00:11:59,312
I don't care about what anybody
says about me...

257
00:11:59,313 --> 00:12:00,463
except for you.

258
00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:09,987
Life's too short.

259
00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:11,906
- What?
- Look, I don't want to wait

260
00:12:11,907 --> 00:12:14,411
for some arbitrary date
to start living it, I...

261
00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,863
I want to get married.

262
00:12:16,864 --> 00:12:18,121
Now.

263
00:12:18,122 --> 00:12:19,622
I have gym.
No, it's Saturday.

264
00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:22,041
After we win Regionals.

265
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,584
Seriously?

266
00:12:23,585 --> 00:12:25,294
Yeah.
Awesome!

267
00:12:25,295 --> 00:12:27,323
(both laugh)

268
00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:28,756
But wait, what...

269
00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:30,127
what if we lose?

270
00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,295
Well, I thought we agreed
that I was singing.

271
00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:44,605
Let me break it down for you,
from one bitch to another.

272
00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:46,107
All this vicious,
underhanded crap

273
00:12:46,108 --> 00:12:47,900
has got to stop.
Exactly.

274
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,110
That's why
I called you here.

275
00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,697
First of all...

276
00:12:50,698 --> 00:12:52,649
Blaine,
I am sorry about your eye.

277
00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:53,656
That means
nothing to me.

278
00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:55,908
Just give me a chance.
I have no excuses,

279
00:12:55,909 --> 00:13:00,371
other than a lame prank got
completely out of control.

280
00:13:00,372 --> 00:13:02,790
Second, the Finn photos have
all been destroyed.

281
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:05,084
I want the Warblers
to win fair and square.

282
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,030
And we're gonna take donations

283
00:13:07,031 --> 00:13:08,504
for Lady Gaga's Born This Way
Foundation.

284
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,083
Win, lose or draw,

285
00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:13,092
we're gonna dedicate our
performance to Dave Karofsky.

286
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,678
I thought you might
want to join us.

287
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,847
Wait for the punch,
you know it's coming.

288
00:13:17,848 --> 00:13:19,926
No, not this time.

289
00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:25,855
For too long I have treated
everything like a big joke.

290
00:13:25,856 --> 00:13:28,735
So, how do you get
a guy to like you?

291
00:13:28,736 --> 00:13:31,404
You, get a guy? Please.

292
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:34,057
Why, what's wrong with me?

293
00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:36,824
First off, you're about
100 pounds overweight.

294
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:40,244
Quit waxing your eyebrows.
You look like Liberace.

295
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:43,915
In fact, just stay in
the closet, buddy.

296
00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:48,255
It's all fun and games...

297
00:13:48,256 --> 00:13:49,295
until it's not.

298
00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:52,175
(bell ringing)

299
00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:55,468
Mr. Shue, why do you have a jar
of peanut butter with one spoon?

300
00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:56,886
SUGAR:
Yeah, there are 15 of us here,

301
00:13:56,887 --> 00:13:58,748
and I'm only comfortable

302
00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:01,098
sharing a spoon
with about half of you.

303
00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,519
Well, it's come to my attention

304
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,685
that our good friend Rory Flanagan
has never tasted peanut butter.

305
00:14:04,686 --> 00:14:06,979
- ALL: What?!
- Are you serious?

306
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,189
SAM: No way.
It's not possible.

307
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:09,926
Rory, if you don't mind.

308
00:14:13,114 --> 00:14:14,597
Oh, God...

309
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,070
(chuckling):
Oh, my God...

310
00:14:20,071 --> 00:14:21,452
That's the best thing
I've ever had.

311
00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:22,703
(all laughing)

312
00:14:22,704 --> 00:14:28,584
Mr. Shuester, wow, that's
incredibly moving,

313
00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:30,294
FINN: Yeah, Mr. Shue,
what's the point of all this?

314
00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:32,004
The point is

315
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,416
Rory just had
a brand-new experience,

316
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,091
something as simple
as peanut butter.

317
00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:36,259
You guys are young.

318
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,172
I want you to promise me

319
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:41,430
that, no matter
how depressed you get,

320
00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:44,811
no matter how hopeless or alone
you feel,

321
00:14:44,812 --> 00:14:49,099
you'll try your best to imagine
all of the amazing experiences

322
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,398
you have ahead of you.

323
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:51,968
Mr. Shue, look,
I know we're

324
00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:55,778
a little dramatic sometimes,
but I don't think

325
00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:58,114
anyone will ever consider taking
their own life.

326
00:14:58,115 --> 00:15:00,777
I did.

327
00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,744
Junior year.

328
00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:06,866
That was a tough year.
(chuckles)

329
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,166
I, uh, I cheated on
my math midterm.

330
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,821
Peeked at the answers
of the guy next to me and...

331
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:13,796
the teacher saw me do it.

332
00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:15,125
Just 'cause you got caught
cheating?

333
00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,632
I get caught cheating
all the time.

334
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:20,930
They called my dad
at his office,

335
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,366
and he was coming
to pick me up.

336
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,601
(sighs)

337
00:15:24,602 --> 00:15:26,601
How was I supposed
to look him in the eye?

338
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:32,565
I just kept...
cturing my dad

339
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:36,746
so disappointed in me.

340
00:15:38,515 --> 00:15:41,368
So... I walked up to the roof.

341
00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:44,537
I went right to the edge.

342
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:50,794
One step and all the pain and
humiliation would be over.

343
00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:54,045
Is that true?

344
00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:57,500
That day, I promise you,

345
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,425
it felt like it was
the end of the world.

346
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,470
But you know what?

347
00:16:02,471 --> 00:16:04,597
It wasn't.

348
00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:07,977
You know, for some of you,
getting caught cheating

349
00:16:07,978 --> 00:16:09,312
isn't a big deal.

350
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:14,517
But there's something...

351
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:17,737
everyone has something

352
00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:20,446
that might take them up
to that edge.

353
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,726
And look at all the things
I would've missed out on.

354
00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:26,229
I would've never met you guys
or Emma.

355
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:29,955
I would've missed out
on everything.

356
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:34,293
So, right now, I want you all
to think of something that

357
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,711
you're looking
forward to.

358
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:38,172
Big things.

359
00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:39,674
Someday, I want to earn

360
00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:41,258
enough money to buy
my folks a new place,

361
00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:42,512
so they don't ever
have to go through

362
00:16:42,513 --> 00:16:43,719
losing their home again.

363
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,887
I'm most looking forward

364
00:16:44,888 --> 00:16:46,889
to meeting Rachel
Berry's children.

365
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:49,725
(all laugh)

366
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,978
I want to be there to see
my kid's first steps.

367
00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:54,021
I want to be there to see
<i>Sex and the City Part III.</i>

368
00:16:54,022 --> 00:16:56,190
Wow.
(all laugh)

369
00:16:56,191 --> 00:16:57,760
I'm sort of
embarrassed to admit it,

370
00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,485
but I really do want
to graduate high school.

371
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,696
I'm gonna petition
the Army to change

372
00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:04,407
my dad's dishonorable discharge
status to an honorable one.

373
00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:05,618
I'm looking forward
to graduating

374
00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:07,159
from Yale
at the top of my class.

375
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,037
I'm looking forward to the day
when my grandmother loves me again.

376
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:12,123
I want Lord Tubbington to kick
his Ecstasy addiction.

377
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:15,668
I am looking forward to marriage
equality in all 50 states.

378
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:18,254
I'm looking forward to the first
time I dance at Carnegie Hall.

379
00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:19,505
I just want a song.

380
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,215
(all laugh)

381
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:23,753
I'm looking forward to
watching my dad make

382
00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,052
a difference in Congress.

383
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:26,679
I'm looking forward to being
friends with all of you

384
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,723
for the rest of my life.

385
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,293
RORY:
I know this sounds silly,

386
00:17:30,294 --> 00:17:31,561
and the peanut butter really
is amazing, Mr. Shue,

387
00:17:31,562 --> 00:17:32,768
but do you know what
I'm looking forward to?

388
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:35,062
Winning at Regionals.

389
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:36,450
(all cheering, whooping)

390
00:17:39,566 --> 00:17:42,445
ANNOUNCER: And now,
let's meet our judges

391
00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:44,155
for the 2012 Midwest Regionals!

392
00:17:44,156 --> 00:17:47,067
Deputy Zoning Commissioner
Melba Jackson-Wright!

393
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:50,161
President of the Ohio Plumbers
Union Local 109,

394
00:17:50,162 --> 00:17:52,205
Mr. Harl Beindorf!

395
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,524
And Central Ohio's number one
late-night horror movie host...

396
00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:56,692
- No...
- Svengoobles!

397
00:18:03,423 --> 00:18:06,135
And now, from Westerville, Ohio,
the Dalton Academy Warblers!

398
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:07,954
(Lenny Kravitz's "Stand" begins)

399
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:12,542
♪ Come on and stand ♪
♪ <i>Come on, stand</i> ♪

400
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:16,395
♪ Up again ♪
♪ <i>Why don't you stand?</i> ♪

401
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,442
♪ Stand,
you're gonna run again ♪

402
00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:24,528
♪ Don't give up,
you're gonna see tomorrow ♪

403
00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:27,607
♪ That you'll be on
your feet again ♪

404
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:33,037
♪ Sometimes the world's gonna
knock you over ♪

405
00:18:33,038 --> 00:18:35,998
♪ But you will see
who are your friends ♪

406
00:18:36,873 --> 00:18:39,752
♪ Come on and stand ♪
♪ <i>Come on, stand</i> ♪

407
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:44,048
♪ Up again ♪

408
00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:47,802
♪ Come on and stand ♪

409
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:52,473
♪ Stand,
you're gonna run again ♪

410
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:57,103
♪ You have the power
to face your demons ♪

411
00:18:57,104 --> 00:18:59,647
♪ No matter how
they go on time ♪

412
00:18:59,648 --> 00:19:03,560
Why are you cheering
your competition?

413
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:04,927
Life's too short.

414
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:06,062
You should try it.

415
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,730
Come on.

416
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:08,656
Get up!

417
00:19:08,657 --> 00:19:10,733
♪ Come on, stand ♪

418
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,034
♪ Come on, baby ♪

419
00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:14,537
♪ Come on, stand ♪
♪ <i>Come on, stand</i> ♪

420
00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:16,038
♪ Stand, yeah ♪

421
00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,332
♪ Come on, stand ♪

422
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,460
♪ You can make it ♪

423
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:25,832
♪ Come on, stand,
you're gonna run again ♪

424
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:28,843
♪ Pick up your will
and put on your face ♪

425
00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:33,006
♪ If you need to,
just take my hand ♪

426
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:36,643
♪ It's time to demonstrate,
don't hesitate ♪

427
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:41,897
♪ Just get up and say,
"Yes, I can" ♪

428
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:44,900
♪ <i>You just stand</i> ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪

429
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,819
♪ Stand ♪
<i>♪ You need to stand ♪</i>

430
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,029
♪ Stand, yeah! ♪

431
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,575
♪ <i>Come on, stand</i> ♪
♪ Come on, you can make it ♪

432
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:55,661
♪ Come on, stand
you're gonna run again. ♪

433
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,955
(cheering)

434
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,503
Thank you.

435
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:05,371
Just a reminder
to please make a donation

436
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,373
to one of our charity baskets.

437
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,125
We're set up all around
the auditorium.

438
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,826
Just look for the Dalton blazer.

439
00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:13,296
Please... give what you can.

440
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,681
(The Wanted's
"Glad You Came" begins)

441
00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:16,299
♪ Ooh... ♪

442
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,101
♪ The sun goes down,
the stars come out ♪

443
00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:23,856
♪ And all that counts
is here and now ♪

444
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:28,235
♪ My universe
will never be the same ♪

445
00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:30,487
♪ I'm glad you came... ♪

446
00:20:34,157 --> 00:20:35,659
♪ Ba-ba, la-ah, oh-oh ♪

447
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,703
♪ Da-da, da, oh-oh ♪

448
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,955
♪ Da-da, la, oh-oh ♪

449
00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,165
♪ Da-da-da, do-do, oh-oh ♪

450
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,709
♪ Da-da-da, la, la-la ♪

451
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,461
♪ Da-da, da, do-da-do-da ♪

452
00:20:45,462 --> 00:20:48,422
♪ Da-da-da, la, la-la ♪

453
00:20:48,423 --> 00:20:50,507
♪ You cast a spell on me,
spell on me ♪

454
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:54,504
♪ You hit me like the sky
fell on me, fell on me ♪

455
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:58,098
♪ And I decided you look
well on me, well on me ♪

456
00:20:58,099 --> 00:21:01,094
♪ So let's go somewhere
no one else can see ♪

457
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:02,102
♪ You and me ♪

458
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:04,021
♪ Turn the lights out now ♪

459
00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:06,516
♪ Now I'll take you
by the hand ♪

460
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:10,277
♪ Hand you another drink,
drink it if you can ♪

461
00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,571
♪ Can you spend a little time? ♪

462
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,024
♪ Time is slipping away,
away from us ♪

463
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:19,536
♪ So stay, stay with me I can
make, make you glad you came ♪

464
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:23,540
♪ The sun goes down,
the stars come out ♪

465
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,585
♪ And all that counts
is here and now ♪

466
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,923
♪ My universe will never be
the same ♪

467
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,627
♪ I'm glad you came,
I'm glad you came ♪

468
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:38,305
♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

469
00:21:38,306 --> 00:21:39,848
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

470
00:21:39,849 --> 00:21:41,558
♪ Turn the lights out now ♪

471
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:44,687
♪ Now I'll take you
by the hand ♪

472
00:21:44,688 --> 00:21:46,255
♪ And you will never drink ♪

473
00:21:46,256 --> 00:21:48,257
♪ Drink ♪
♪ Drink it if you can ♪

474
00:21:48,258 --> 00:21:49,984
♪ Can ♪
♪ Spend a little time ♪

475
00:21:49,985 --> 00:21:52,111
♪ Time is slipping away ♪

476
00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:55,698
♪ Away from us, so stay ♪
♪ Stay with me, I can make ♪

477
00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:57,199
♪ Make you glad you came ♪

478
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,786
♪ The sunoes down ♪

479
00:21:59,787 --> 00:22:01,996
♪ The stars come out ♪

480
00:22:01,997 --> 00:22:03,323
♪ And all that counts ♪

481
00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:04,957
♪ Is here and now ♪

482
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,542
♪ My universe ♪

483
00:22:06,543 --> 00:22:08,836
♪ Will never be the same ♪

484
00:22:08,837 --> 00:22:10,946
♪ I'm glad you came ♪

485
00:22:10,947 --> 00:22:12,881
♪ I'm glad you came... ♪

486
00:22:12,882 --> 00:22:14,717
♪ <i>Whoa-oa-oa...</i> ♪

487
00:22:14,718 --> 00:22:16,635
♪ <i>Whoa-oa-oa ♪</i>

488
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,504
♪ <i>Whoa-oa-oa...</i> ♪

489
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,640
♪ I'm glad you came ♪

490
00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:22,291
♪ <i>Whoa-oa-a ♪</i>

491
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:24,852
♪ I'm glad you came ♪

492
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:27,021
♪ <i>Whoa-oa-oa</i> ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

493
00:22:27,022 --> 00:22:29,815
♪ The sun goes down ♪

494
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,967
♪ The stars come out ♪

495
00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:33,986
♪ And all that counts ♪

496
00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,772
♪ Is here and now ♪

497
00:22:35,773 --> 00:22:38,032
♪ My universe ♪

498
00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,109
♪ Will never be the same ♪

499
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,827
♪ I'm glad you came ♪

500
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,080
♪ I'm glad you came. ♪

501
00:22:45,081 --> 00:22:47,333
(cheering)

502
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,301
ANNOUNCER: And now, from Our Lady
of Perpetual Sorrow High School,

503
00:22:57,795 --> 00:22:59,862
the Golden Goblets!

504
00:22:59,863 --> 00:23:03,549
♪ Where thoughts ♪

505
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:09,549
♪ Serenely sweet express ♪

506
00:23:11,648 --> 00:23:15,819
♪ She walks in beauty... ♪

507
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,405
♪ <i>Beauty...</i> ♪

508
00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:20,516
Those Golden Goblet madrigal
singers were way better

509
00:23:20,517 --> 00:23:22,068
than I thought they'd be.

510
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,519
Are you high? I couldn't hear
their instruments at all.

511
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,787
All right, guys, listen up.

512
00:23:24,788 --> 00:23:26,322
Don't let them get
into your heads, okay?

513
00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:27,957
Stay focused on what we do best.

514
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,525
ARTIE: Show circle time,
come on, let's huddle up!

515
00:23:29,526 --> 00:23:31,168
(cheering, whooping)

516
00:23:32,919 --> 00:23:34,129
Okay, uh...

517
00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:35,923
- Oh, Finn, you wanted to start us off?
- Yeah.

518
00:23:35,924 --> 00:23:37,508
I know it's kind of
short notice, but...

519
00:23:37,509 --> 00:23:40,002
after the competition,

520
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,845
Rachel and I are going
to get married. (gasps)

521
00:23:41,846 --> 00:23:43,806
At the Justice of the Peace,
at the Lima Municipal Center.

522
00:23:43,807 --> 00:23:45,591
There will be some light
refreshments afterwards,

523
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,893
My dads and I were

524
00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:48,018
rolling finger sandwiches
all night long.

525
00:23:48,019 --> 00:23:50,596
With everything
that's happened lately,

526
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,023
we thought a lot about
what Mr. Shue said.

527
00:23:53,024 --> 00:23:55,067
We didn't want
to wait anymore.

528
00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:58,320
We just want to live
every day like it's our last.

529
00:23:58,321 --> 00:24:00,440
So we wanted to thank a lot of
you guys that were supportive

530
00:24:00,441 --> 00:24:02,574
of our decision to get married.
And-and for those of you

531
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,894
who maybe weren't the biggest
fans of our impending nuptials,

532
00:24:04,895 --> 00:24:06,299
we thank you also.

533
00:24:07,870 --> 00:24:09,081
So after we win,
we would really love it

534
00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:11,291
if all of you would
come to our wedding.

535
00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:13,335
(applause, cheers)

536
00:24:13,336 --> 00:24:14,503
Come on, bring it in!

537
00:24:14,504 --> 00:24:17,089
A... mazing!

538
00:24:19,116 --> 00:24:22,136
♪ I came to win ♪

539
00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:23,762
♪ To fight ♪

540
00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,722
♪ To conquer ♪

541
00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,049
♪ To thrive ♪

542
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,835
♪ I came to win ♪

543
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,837
♪ To survive ♪

544
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,522
♪ To prosper ♪

545
00:24:33,523 --> 00:24:35,774
♪ To rise ♪

546
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:41,630
♪ To fly... ♪

547
00:24:43,906 --> 00:24:47,936
♪ To fly... ♪

548
00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:51,498
♪ Uh... Yo... Yo... ♪

549
00:24:51,499 --> 00:24:55,043
♪ I used to think
that I could not ♪

550
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,813
♪ Go on... ♪
♪ I wish today, it would rain all day ♪

551
00:24:57,814 --> 00:25:00,007
♪ Maybe that would kind of
make the pain go away ♪

552
00:25:00,008 --> 00:25:03,635
♪ And life was nothing
but an awful song... ♪

553
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,179
♪ They got they guns out,
aimin' at me ♪

554
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:07,556
♪ But I become near
when they aimin' at me ♪

555
00:25:07,557 --> 00:25:09,516
♪ Me, me, me against them ♪

556
00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:11,560
♪ Me against enemies,
me against friends ♪

557
00:25:11,561 --> 00:25:13,562
♪ Somehow they both
seem to become one ♪

558
00:25:13,563 --> 00:25:15,355
♪ A sea full of sharks,
and they all smell blood ♪

559
00:25:15,356 --> 00:25:17,516
♪ They start coming
and I start rising ♪

560
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,318
♪ Must be surprising,
I'm just surmising ♪

561
00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:21,278
♪ I win, thrive, soar, higher ♪

562
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:23,363
♪ Higher, higher, more fire ♪

563
00:25:23,364 --> 00:25:24,990
♪ I came to win ♪

564
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,408
♪ To fight ♪

565
00:25:26,409 --> 00:25:28,535
♪ To conquer ♪

566
00:25:28,536 --> 00:25:29,945
♪ To thrive ♪

567
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,914
♪ I came to win ♪

568
00:25:31,915 --> 00:25:34,500
♪ To survive ♪

569
00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:36,535
♪ To prosper ♪

570
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,019
♪ To rise ♪

571
00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:41,965
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ <i>To fly...</i> ♪

572
00:25:41,966 --> 00:25:44,134
♪ I believe
I can touch the sky ♪

573
00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:45,594
♪ <i>Ohh...</i> ♪

574
00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:49,014
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ <i>Fly...</i> ♪

575
00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:53,060
♪ I believe I can
touch the sky ♪

576
00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:55,871
♪ I believe I can fly ♪

577
00:25:55,872 --> 00:25:57,806
♪ <i>Get ready for it</i> ♪

578
00:25:57,807 --> 00:26:01,652
♪ <i>Get ready for it</i> ♪
♪ When I can be it ♪

579
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:05,197
♪ If I just believe it ♪
♪ <i>Get ready for it</i> ♪

580
00:26:05,548 --> 00:26:07,908
♪ <i>Get ready for it</i> ♪
♪ There's nothing to it ♪

581
00:26:07,909 --> 00:26:09,885
♪ Get ready for it ♪

582
00:26:09,886 --> 00:26:13,664
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ <i>Fly...</i> ♪

583
00:26:13,665 --> 00:26:17,000
♪ I believe
I can touch the sky ♪

584
00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:20,379
♪ I think about it
every night and day ♪

585
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:25,217
♪ Spread my wings and fly away ♪

586
00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:26,760
♪ I believe I can soar ♪

587
00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:28,220
♪ Get ready for it ♪

588
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:30,430
♪ Get ready for it ♪
♪ I see me running ♪

589
00:26:30,431 --> 00:26:32,182
♪ Through that open door ♪

590
00:26:32,183 --> 00:26:33,809
♪ Fly... ♪

591
00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,311
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ <i>Fly...</i> ♪

592
00:26:36,312 --> 00:26:37,913
♪ Get ready for it ♪

593
00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:40,399
♪ I believe I can fly ♪

594
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,778
♪ I believe I can fly. ♪

595
00:26:44,779 --> 00:26:46,638
(cheering, whistling)

596
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:52,536
Come on!
Ohh... wah!

597
00:26:52,537 --> 00:26:54,396
(Kelly Clarkson's "What Doesn't
Kill You (Stronger)" begins)

598
00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:03,380
♪ You know the bed
feels warmer ♪

599
00:27:03,381 --> 00:27:06,241
♪ Sleeping here alone ♪

600
00:27:08,342 --> 00:27:11,263
♪ You know I dream in color ♪

601
00:27:11,264 --> 00:27:16,560
♪ And do the things I want ♪

602
00:27:16,561 --> 00:27:18,887
♪ You think you got
the best of me ♪

603
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,422
♪ Think you had the last laugh ♪

604
00:27:20,423 --> 00:27:22,758
♪ Bet you think
that everything ♪

605
00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:24,443
♪ Good is gone ♪

606
00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:27,404
♪ Think you left me
broken down ♪

607
00:27:27,405 --> 00:27:29,156
♪ Think that I'd
come running back ♪

608
00:27:29,157 --> 00:27:31,116
♪ Baby, you don't know me ♪

609
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:32,826
♪ 'Cause you're dead wrong ♪

610
00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:35,829
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger ♪

611
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:38,457
♪ Stand a little taller ♪

612
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,000
♪ Doesn't mean I'm lonely ♪

613
00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:42,044
♪ When I'm alone ♪

614
00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:44,212
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes a fighter ♪

615
00:27:44,213 --> 00:27:46,006
♪ Footsteps even lighter ♪

616
00:27:46,007 --> 00:27:47,816
♪ Doesn't mean I'm over ♪

617
00:27:47,817 --> 00:27:49,918
♪ 'Cause you're gone ♪

618
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,887
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes you ♪

619
00:27:51,888 --> 00:27:53,096
♪ Stronger ♪

620
00:27:53,097 --> 00:27:55,599
♪ You're stronger ♪

621
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,101
♪ Just me, myself, and I ♪

622
00:27:58,102 --> 00:28:00,645
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger ♪

623
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,439
♪ Stand a little taller ♪

624
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,900
♪ Doesn't mean I'm lonely ♪

625
00:28:04,901 --> 00:28:07,168
♪ I'm alone ♪

626
00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:12,240
♪ Thanks to you
I got a new thing started ♪

627
00:28:12,241 --> 00:28:16,536
♪ Thanks to you I'm not
the broken-hearted ♪

628
00:28:16,537 --> 00:28:20,032
♪ Thanks to you
I'm finally thinking 'bout me ♪

629
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,541
♪ You know in the end ♪

630
00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:22,876
♪ The day you left ♪

631
00:28:22,877 --> 00:28:25,353
♪ Was just my beginning ♪

632
00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:31,051
♪ In the end... ♪

633
00:28:31,052 --> 00:28:34,046
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger ♪

634
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,972
♪ Stand a little taller ♪

635
00:28:35,973 --> 00:28:39,184
♪ Doesn't mean I'm lonely
when I'm alone ♪

636
00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:41,770
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes a fighter ♪

637
00:28:41,771 --> 00:28:43,522
♪ Footsteps even lighter ♪

638
00:28:44,146 --> 00:28:46,258
♪ Doesn't mean I'm over ♪

639
00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:48,393
♪ 'Cause you're gone ♪

640
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,728
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes you... ♪

641
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,864
♪ Stronger, stronger ♪

642
00:28:53,573 --> 00:28:56,410
♪ Just me, myself, and I ♪

643
00:28:56,411 --> 00:28:58,036
♪ What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger ♪

644
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,889
♪ Stronger ♪
♪ Stand a little taller ♪

645
00:29:00,890 --> 00:29:02,708
♪ Stronger ♪
♪ Doesn't mean I'm lonely ♪

646
00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:05,360
♪ When I'm alone ♪

647
00:29:05,361 --> 00:29:07,228
♪ Not alone. ♪

648
00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:15,554
(cheering, whistling)

649
00:29:19,807 --> 00:29:21,543
(Halestorm's "Here's To Us"
begins)

650
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:28,934
♪ We could just
go home right now ♪

651
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,770
♪ Or maybe we could
stick around ♪

652
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:34,689
♪ For just one more drink ♪

653
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,891
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

654
00:29:38,075 --> 00:29:40,620
♪ Get another bottle out ♪

655
00:29:40,621 --> 00:29:42,205
♪ Let's shoot the breeze ♪

656
00:29:42,206 --> 00:29:43,815
♪ Sit back down ♪

657
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:46,618
♪ For just one more drink ♪

658
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:47,986
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

659
00:29:49,670 --> 00:29:52,132
♪ Here's to us,
here's to love ♪

660
00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:55,218
♪ All the times
that we messed up ♪

661
00:29:55,219 --> 00:29:56,761
♪ Here's to you ♪

662
00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:58,630
♪ Fill the glass ♪

663
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,099
♪ 'Cause the last few days
have gone too fast ♪

664
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:04,419
♪ So let's give 'em hell ♪

665
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:07,147
♪ Wish everybody well ♪

666
00:30:07,148 --> 00:30:08,590
♪ Here's to us ♪

667
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,626
♪ Here's to us ♪

668
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:16,823
♪ We stuck it out
this far together ♪

669
00:30:16,824 --> 00:30:20,185
♪ Put our dreams
through the shredder ♪

670
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:23,939
♪ Let's toast,
'cause things got better ♪

671
00:30:26,308 --> 00:30:28,493
♪ And everything
could change like that ♪

672
00:30:29,543 --> 00:30:31,588
♪ And all these years
go by so fast ♪

673
00:30:31,589 --> 00:30:35,917
♪ But nothing lasts forever ♪

674
00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:39,930
♪ Here's to us,
here's to love ♪

675
00:30:39,931 --> 00:30:43,592
♪ All the times
that we messed up ♪

676
00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:46,353
♪ Here's to you,
fill the glass ♪

677
00:30:46,354 --> 00:30:49,481
♪ 'Cause the last few nights
have gone too fast ♪

678
00:30:49,482 --> 00:30:52,192
♪ If they give you hell ♪

679
00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:55,195
♪ Tell them forget themselves ♪

680
00:30:55,196 --> 00:30:57,105
♪ Here's to us ♪

681
00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:01,193
♪ Here's to us ♪

682
00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:02,894
♪ Here's to all that we kissed ♪

683
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,454
♪ And to all that we missed ♪

684
00:31:04,455 --> 00:31:07,832
♪ To the biggest mistakes that
we just just wouldn't trade ♪

685
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:10,735
♪ To us breakin' out,
without us breakin' down ♪

686
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,988
♪ To whatever's comin' our way ♪

687
00:31:12,989 --> 00:31:14,990
♪ Here's to us ♪

688
00:31:14,991 --> 00:31:19,578
♪ Here's to us... ♪
♪ <i>Here's to us, here's to love</i> ♪

689
00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:21,555
♪ <i>All the times that
we messed up ♪</i>

690
00:31:21,556 --> 00:31:23,098
♪ Here's to you ♪

691
00:31:23,099 --> 00:31:25,550
♪ Fill the glass ♪

692
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,753
♪ 'Cause the last few days
have gone too fast ♪

693
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:31,481
♪ If they give you hell ♪

694
00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:33,900
♪ You tell 'em
forget themselves ♪

695
00:31:33,901 --> 00:31:36,027
♪ Here's to us ♪

696
00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,195
♪ <i>Here's to us</i> ♪

697
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,613
♪ Oh, here's to us ♪

698
00:31:38,614 --> 00:31:40,115
♪ <i>Here's to us</i> ♪

699
00:31:40,116 --> 00:31:41,816
♪ Here's to us ♪

700
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,368
♪ Here's to love ♪

701
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:46,288
♪ Wish everybody well ♪

702
00:31:46,289 --> 00:31:47,622
♪ Here's to us ♪

703
00:31:47,623 --> 00:31:49,875
♪ Here's to love ♪

704
00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,543
♪ Here's to us ♪

705
00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:53,920
♪ Here's to us. ♪

706
00:31:53,921 --> 00:31:55,330
(audience cheering, whistling)

707
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,056
(dramatic orchestral music
playing)

708
00:32:13,606 --> 00:32:15,775
(lid creaks)

709
00:32:15,776 --> 00:32:17,527
(cheering)

710
00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,865
(microphone feedback squeals)

711
00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:28,872
I've crossed oceans of time
to bring the results of this

712
00:32:28,873 --> 00:32:32,417
show choir competition.

713
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,711
(cheering)

714
00:32:34,712 --> 00:32:37,923
In third place,

715
00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:40,008
from Our Lady
of Perpetual Sorrow,

716
00:32:40,009 --> 00:32:43,720
the Golden Goblets!

717
00:32:45,262 --> 00:32:50,435
And now... the moment
you've all been waiting for.

718
00:32:57,525 --> 00:32:59,778
The 2012 Midwest

719
00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:00,945
Regional Champion

720
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,739
from McKinley High...

721
00:33:04,281 --> 00:33:06,072
...the New Directions!

722
00:33:26,059 --> 00:33:28,431
Coach Sylvester?

723
00:33:28,432 --> 00:33:30,513
Quinn, thank you for coming.

724
00:33:30,514 --> 00:33:33,645
I know you must be exhausted
from singing all those "oohs"

725
00:33:33,646 --> 00:33:34,984
and background "ahs."

726
00:33:34,985 --> 00:33:36,318
Have a seat.

727
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:37,524
(sighs)

728
00:33:37,525 --> 00:33:39,955
I've been doing a lot
of thinking this week,

729
00:33:39,956 --> 00:33:43,029
and, um, I don't know if
it's this Karofsky thing

730
00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:45,077
or even seeing you perform,

731
00:33:45,078 --> 00:33:47,117
but I realized something.

732
00:33:47,118 --> 00:33:49,703
I always admired you, Quinn.

733
00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:52,835
At first, I thought
it was because

734
00:33:52,836 --> 00:33:54,207
you reminded me
of a younger,

735
00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:56,672
somewhat less striking
Sue Sylvester,

736
00:33:56,673 --> 00:33:59,508
but then I realized
that I admire you

737
00:33:59,509 --> 00:34:02,757
for all the ways
you're not like me.

738
00:34:02,758 --> 00:34:06,094
You proved that it's never too
late to turn your life around.

739
00:34:06,095 --> 00:34:07,767
And with that in mind,

740
00:34:07,768 --> 00:34:09,347
I'm giving you this.

741
00:34:16,604 --> 00:34:18,811
You're not gonna regret this.

742
00:34:18,812 --> 00:34:21,526
I'm gonna win us a national
championship in this uniform.

743
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,365
BLAINE:
Hey, Fabray, looking good.

744
00:34:23,366 --> 00:34:25,363
Thanks, boys.
Catch you later.

745
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:26,865
Hey.

746
00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:28,404
How do I look?

747
00:34:28,405 --> 00:34:29,705
Coach Sylvester gave it
to me earlier,

748
00:34:29,706 --> 00:34:30,827
and I couldn't resist.

749
00:34:30,828 --> 00:34:33,075
Well, I'm glad you're happy.

750
00:34:33,076 --> 00:34:34,664
Everyone deserves to be happy.

751
00:34:34,665 --> 00:34:36,862
When you were singing that song,

752
00:34:36,863 --> 00:34:39,419
you were singing it to Finn
and only Finn.

753
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,383
Right?

754
00:34:41,384 --> 00:34:43,798
He really does
make you so happy.

755
00:34:43,799 --> 00:34:46,092
I want to support you,
Rachel, and Finn,

756
00:34:46,093 --> 00:34:48,540
and come to the wedding,

757
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,888
if it's not too late.

758
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,827
Can I come in?
(sighs)

759
00:35:14,536 --> 00:35:15,538
The doctors took me off

760
00:35:15,539 --> 00:35:17,624
72-hour watch.

761
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,459
I get to go home tomorrow.

762
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:21,085
That's great.

763
00:35:22,670 --> 00:35:25,757
I'm really happy
that you're alive, David.

764
00:35:26,913 --> 00:35:28,426
Me, too.

765
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:40,730
I should have returned
your calls.

766
00:35:40,731 --> 00:35:43,066
Why would you, after the way
I've treated you?

767
00:35:43,067 --> 00:35:44,901
It's okay.
No, it's not

768
00:35:44,902 --> 00:35:47,032
okay.

769
00:35:47,033 --> 00:35:49,151
It's like you said
on Valentine's Day,

770
00:35:49,152 --> 00:35:53,739
I made your life a
living hell for months.

771
00:35:53,740 --> 00:35:57,743
But when the same
thing happened to me,

772
00:35:57,744 --> 00:35:59,624
I couldn't even take
it for a week.

773
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,132
I suppose a best friend
telling me

774
00:36:03,133 --> 00:36:05,130
he never wants
to talk to me again,

775
00:36:05,131 --> 00:36:06,422
my mom

776
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,787
telling me
that I have a disease...

777
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:12,641
...and maybe I can be cured...

778
00:36:14,594 --> 00:36:16,391
(sighs)

779
00:36:16,813 --> 00:36:18,685
I don't know what to do.

780
00:36:21,687 --> 00:36:24,190
I can't go back to that school.

781
00:36:24,191 --> 00:36:26,484
Then go to another school.

782
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:27,986
I'm not gonna
lie to you, it...

783
00:36:27,987 --> 00:36:31,277
it isn't gonna be easy.

784
00:36:31,278 --> 00:36:34,697
And there'll be
some days when...

785
00:36:34,698 --> 00:36:37,833
life just sucks.

786
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,623
But you're gonna get
through this.

787
00:36:40,624 --> 00:36:43,001
'Cause I'm gonna help you.

788
00:36:43,002 --> 00:36:45,753
And so is everyone else
who loves you

789
00:36:45,754 --> 00:36:47,839
and accepts you for who you are.

790
00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:52,047
And if they can't
accept that, then...

791
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:53,928
screw 'em.

792
00:36:53,929 --> 00:36:56,168
Right?

793
00:36:56,169 --> 00:36:58,003
Yeah.

794
00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:02,474
This week, um,

795
00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:05,510
Mr. Shue had us think
about something

796
00:37:05,511 --> 00:37:07,317
we're looking forward to
in the future.

797
00:37:07,318 --> 00:37:08,568
You want to give it a go?

798
00:37:08,569 --> 00:37:10,028
I don't know.

799
00:37:10,029 --> 00:37:11,617
Come on.

800
00:37:11,618 --> 00:37:12,906
I'll help you.

801
00:37:12,907 --> 00:37:15,120
Close your eyes,

802
00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:19,370
and imagine what life
could be like

803
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,377
in ten years.

804
00:37:22,862 --> 00:37:24,375
You're sitting

805
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:27,216
<i>in a fantastic office.</i>

806
00:37:27,217 --> 00:37:29,214
<i>You're some kind
of successful professional.</i>

807
00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:31,299
A lawyer, maybe.

808
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:32,592
Could I be a sports agent?

809
00:37:32,593 --> 00:37:35,345
Sure.

810
00:37:35,346 --> 00:37:37,593
You're a big sports agent

811
00:37:37,594 --> 00:37:39,599
living in the city
of your dreams

812
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,852
because you left Lima
and never looked back.

813
00:37:43,216 --> 00:37:45,021
<i>Your handsome partner comes
to visit you in your office</i>

814
00:37:45,022 --> 00:37:47,398
<i>and brings along your son.</i>

815
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:49,150
<i>You're taking the rest
of the day off work</i>

816
00:37:49,151 --> 00:37:52,191
<i>because you're taking your son
to his first football game.</i>

817
00:37:53,862 --> 00:37:57,075
You lean over to your partner,
and you say,

818
00:37:57,076 --> 00:37:59,619
"I'm so happy right now."

819
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,956
You, uh...

820
00:38:07,957 --> 00:38:10,129
you said last week you wanted
to be friends?

821
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:13,591
I'd like that.

822
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:16,094
Me, too.

823
00:38:22,285 --> 00:38:24,477
(vending machine whirs)

824
00:38:24,478 --> 00:38:26,729
I believe congratulations
are in order.

825
00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:28,975
What do you mean?

826
00:38:28,976 --> 00:38:30,643
You've never congratulated me
about anything.

827
00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:31,651
Oh, I was

828
00:38:31,652 --> 00:38:33,563
in the audience
at Regionals today,

829
00:38:33,564 --> 00:38:36,114
and I thought the Glee Club

830
00:38:36,115 --> 00:38:38,157
was just fantastic.

831
00:38:38,158 --> 00:38:40,159
Now you congratulate me.

832
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,787
Why?
I'm pregnant.

833
00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,473
(chuckles)

834
00:38:44,474 --> 00:38:46,457
Sue, that's incredible.

835
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:49,168
Wow.
Thank you.

836
00:38:49,169 --> 00:38:51,129
Wait, what are you doing here?

837
00:38:51,130 --> 00:38:53,506
Oh, I wouldn't miss Finn
and Rachel getting married.

838
00:38:53,507 --> 00:38:55,133
I'm crashing.

839
00:38:57,176 --> 00:38:58,671
I think you can win
at Nationals,

840
00:38:58,672 --> 00:38:59,971
and I want to help you.

841
00:38:59,972 --> 00:39:01,431
Are you serious?

842
00:39:01,432 --> 00:39:02,658
I'm a proven champion.

843
00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:03,891
I got some tricks up my sleeve.

844
00:39:03,892 --> 00:39:05,226
What's the catch?

845
00:39:05,227 --> 00:39:08,438
You know, I don't think
there is a catch.

846
00:39:09,646 --> 00:39:12,101
I think I really
just want to help you.

847
00:39:12,102 --> 00:39:14,193
- Isn't that weird?
- Mm-hmm.

848
00:39:14,194 --> 00:39:16,154
(giggles)
Damn hormones.

849
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,324
(elevator bell dings)

850
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,111
Okay, could we just have
a show of hands

851
00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:23,679
that we all still think
this is a crazy idea?

852
00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:25,865
Okay, good, that settles it.

853
00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:26,873
I'm pulling the plug.

854
00:39:26,874 --> 00:39:29,083
Burt, calm down.
Calm down? Carol, our kids

855
00:39:29,084 --> 00:39:31,169
are getting hitched...
we screwed up big-time.

856
00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:32,378
We started playing
these crazy

857
00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:34,657
reverse psychology games
with them,

858
00:39:34,658 --> 00:39:35,858
look where we are.
The blame game?

859
00:39:35,859 --> 00:39:38,211
- This'll be fun. Bring it, Burt.
- How did we screw up?

860
00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:40,178
By raising two kind,

861
00:39:40,179 --> 00:39:42,548
wonderful,
independently-minded children?

862
00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:43,716
I agree with Burt.

863
00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:46,202
They're in love, wunderbar,
but nowhere near ready

864
00:39:46,203 --> 00:39:47,685
for this kind of commitment.

865
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,187
At least we're here.

866
00:39:49,188 --> 00:39:50,980
The truth is, if we'd
come down hard on them,

867
00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:53,042
they would have gone
behind our back and eloped.

868
00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:54,275
Trust me, I know my son.

869
00:39:54,276 --> 00:39:57,180
Okay? And once he puts
his mind to something,

870
00:39:57,181 --> 00:39:58,731
there is no getting him
off of it.

871
00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:01,934
Same with Rachel. At this point,
even Patti LuPone herself

872
00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:03,701
couldn't talk her
out of marrying Finn.

873
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,620
- Barbara could.
- Maybe Barbara.

874
00:40:05,621 --> 00:40:06,788
- Who's Barbara?
- Streisand.

875
00:40:06,789 --> 00:40:09,075
But, since Babs
is probably shopping

876
00:40:09,076 --> 00:40:10,443
in her private
underground mall right now...

877
00:40:10,444 --> 00:40:11,828
you know she has her own mall?

878
00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:13,146
Here's what we're gonna do:

879
00:40:13,147 --> 00:40:14,504
When the Justice of the Peace

880
00:40:14,505 --> 00:40:17,399
- says does anybody here object...
- Hell, yeah, I do.

881
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,717
We will all say, "We do."

882
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:21,386
♪ With feeling. ♪

883
00:40:21,387 --> 00:40:25,264
Burt, you will run
interference with Finn.

884
00:40:25,265 --> 00:40:28,726
Carol, you will distract
the Justice of the Peace

885
00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:30,520
with your feminine wiles.

886
00:40:30,521 --> 00:40:33,582
I will hustle Rachel
out the side door

887
00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:36,359
and into our waiting car,
where you, LeRoy, will drive...

888
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,903
I don't drive...
straight to Broadway.

889
00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,090
And if that doesn't
start to get our baby girl

890
00:40:41,091 --> 00:40:42,198
back on her career track,

891
00:40:42,199 --> 00:40:44,200
I don't know what will.
Are we agreed?

892
00:40:44,201 --> 00:40:45,743
BURT:
Sounds like a plan.

893
00:41:02,175 --> 00:41:03,795
Wow, Rachel, you...

894
00:41:03,796 --> 00:41:04,971
You just...

895
00:41:04,972 --> 00:41:07,098
You look...
You do, too.

896
00:41:07,389 --> 00:41:08,750
Ready to go in there?

897
00:41:08,751 --> 00:41:10,602
Just-just-just hold on
just a second.

898
00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:11,686
I-I just want to...

899
00:41:11,687 --> 00:41:15,590
take a second just to...
remember this. Us.

900
00:41:15,856 --> 00:41:17,233
(phone buzzes)

901
00:41:17,234 --> 00:41:19,068
Oh, it's Quinn.
Sorry.

902
00:41:19,069 --> 00:41:21,112
"Ran home to get
my bridesmaids dress.

903
00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:22,781
Be there soon."

904
00:41:22,782 --> 00:41:23,990
Great.

905
00:41:23,991 --> 00:41:26,576
Well, Miss Hudson-Berry,

906
00:41:26,577 --> 00:41:28,786
everybody's waiting.

907
00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:30,789
♪ Goin' to the chapel
and we're ♪

908
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:36,277
♪ Gonna get married ♪

909
00:41:36,278 --> 00:41:38,379
♪ Goin' to the chapel ♪

910
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,964
♪ And we're ♪

911
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:43,843
♪ Gonna get married ♪

912
00:41:43,844 --> 00:41:46,804
♪ Gee, I really love you ♪

913
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:50,057
♪ And we're gonna get married ♪

914
00:41:50,058 --> 00:41:51,726
(phone buzzes)

915
00:41:51,727 --> 00:41:54,020
♪ Goin' to the chapel ♪

916
00:41:54,021 --> 00:41:55,680
♪ Of love... ♪

917
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,816
Face it, Quinn's not coming.

918
00:41:57,817 --> 00:41:59,017
She said she'd be here, okay?

919
00:41:59,018 --> 00:42:00,301
I don't want to start
without her.

920
00:42:00,567 --> 00:42:02,070
Is everything okay?

921
00:42:02,071 --> 00:42:03,471
Yeah, we've got
five minutes.

922
00:42:03,472 --> 00:42:05,364
Come on, let's go.
Whew!

923
00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,575
♪ Sky is blue, whoa-oh-oh ♪

924
00:42:07,576 --> 00:42:09,778
♪ Birds all sing ♪

925
00:42:09,779 --> 00:42:13,748
♪ As if they knew ♪

926
00:42:13,749 --> 00:42:16,451
♪ Today's our day ♪

927
00:42:16,452 --> 00:42:18,502
Looking sharp.
Thanks.

928
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:21,840
- ♪ We'll say I do ♪
- All right, come on.

929
00:42:21,841 --> 00:42:23,507
♪ And we'll never
be lonely... ♪

930
00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:25,051
Finn, out.

931
00:42:25,052 --> 00:42:26,711
You can't see the bride
before the wedding.

932
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,137
I've already seen her.

933
00:42:28,138 --> 00:42:29,680
But that's bad luck.
No, it's fine.

934
00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:31,599
Rachel, we got to go right now,
or we're gonna lose our slot.

935
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,434
Could we please just wait
a couple more minutes

936
00:42:33,435 --> 00:42:35,019
- for Quinn, please?
- It's now or never.

937
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,854
♪ Gonna get married ♪

938
00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,858
♪ Goin' to the chapel ♪

939
00:42:39,859 --> 00:42:44,111
♪ And we're gonna get married ♪

940
00:42:44,112 --> 00:42:45,655
♪ Gee, I really love you ♪

941
00:42:45,656 --> 00:42:47,849
If we're gonna do
something, do it now.

942
00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:50,952
New plan: I'm gonna fake
an epileptic seizure.

943
00:42:50,953 --> 00:42:53,040
You're not an epileptic.

944
00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:55,039
- That's why I'm gonna fake it.
- BURT: Hurry up.

945
00:42:57,082 --> 00:42:58,543
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946
00:43:03,797 --> 00:43:05,409
(horn blaring)

947
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:06,384
(tires screeching)

948
00:43:06,385 --> 00:43:07,716
(crashing, glass shattering)