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Here's what you missed.

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Prom's coming up, and Quinn's
desperate to win queen...

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so she can hold on to Finn,
who still has eyes for Rachel.

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Zizes also wants to be queen,
and Puck's up for king.

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Karofsky and Santana
wanna win, too...

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'cause they've both got a secret
they'd like to keep.

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Have you ever heard
of the term "beards"?

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Artie and Brittany
were B.F. And G.F.,

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but he got mad
and said she was stupid,

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and now they're not B.F. And G.F.

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You were the only person at this school
that never called me that.

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Can you believe that?

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And that's what you missed on Glee.

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[School Bell Rings]
Hi, everyone.

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It's junior prom minus six days
here at McKinley,

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and today I'm joined by
junior prom king candidate
Noah Puckerman.

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I prefer "Puck."

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Noah, can I get a comment
on the recent poll number...

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that put the Fabray-Hudson ticket
10 points above you and Zizes,

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a.k.a. The Road Warriors.

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We're still ahead of
Santana-Karofsky
by half a point,

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so our campaign strategy
is to close the gap...

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using a combination
of intimidation and fear.

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Awesome and classy.
One more question.

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This one was e-mailed in
by a fan.

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"Where does Lauren
keep your balls?"

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What?

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I'm sure you've heard
the word on the street...

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that you've been neutered
by Miss Zizes...

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that she's the one
who wears the pants
in the relationship?

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Shut up or I'll beat your ass.

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I'm not scared.
I've been hit
by a girl before.

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This is J.B. I. Signing off.

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Tune in tomorrow, when we'll be
interviewing front-runner Quinn Fabray.

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Hubba, hubba.
[School Bell Rings]

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I have some bad news.

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Will Schuester is leaving
McKinley to go to Broadway.

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Oh, William, I'm devastated...
positively horny with grief.

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As a going-away present,
here's a spray bottle...

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of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

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Keep that head merkin
looking buttery fresh.

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[Figgins]
No, no.

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Junior prom is in one week,
and my favorite band canceled.

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- What band?
- Air Supply, William.

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So I'm inviting my next-favorite group...
the New Directions.

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Nope. No way.
Um, I agree.

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Normally we would jump
at the chance to perform.

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But we've got
nationals in
three weeks,

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which means we
have a lot of
rehearsals...

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and a lot of taffy to sell
just so we can afford the trip.

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William, this glass is half full
of dreams for all of us.

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I have decided
to give all the money
to the Glee Club...

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that I was going
to pay Air Supply,

54
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so that's $400 right there
for you.

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I won't allow it. I'm prom coordinator,
and I was not consulted.

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Each year, I honor the prom with a bowl
of my family's secret punch recipe...

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made all the more
meaningful to me...

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because it's the punch bowl
my grandmother drowned in...

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and each year,
that punch bowl is spiked.

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Such lawlessness
will only be encouraged...

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when being screeched at
by that Glee Club.

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Sue, it is not a discussion.
We are in the lurch.

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Fine. Then let me take this
opportunity to make a request.

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William, I have in my Spanx,
at all times...

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a list of the worst songs ever
performed by the Glee Club...

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and I would appreciate it...

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if you would not reprise
any of the following numbers.

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Number one, "Run, Joey, Run."

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You should literally apologize
to America for that one.

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Number two,
the ingenious mash-up...

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of "Crazy In Love" and "Hair."

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Now, I know you must
have been pretty tired
when you put that baby together.

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If you'll excuse me.

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We'll see ya at the prom,
butt-chin.

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[School Bell Rings]

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I've been to Ann Taylor Loft,
Filene's Basement...

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and, like, six Forever 21 s...

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and I cannot find a dress that fits.

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I'm gonna be forced to make
my own dress for prom.

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- [Brittany]
Don't. You'll seem poor.
- You're up for queen.

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You can't make
your own prom dress.
Prom is like our Oscars.

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It's seriously like the most
important night of our lives.

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- What about getting married?
- You can get married
as many times as you want.

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You only have one shot
at your junior prom.

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- What are you guys talking about?
- Prom dresses.

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Thank God I don't have
to worry about that.
I'm not going.

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- Why not?
- 'Cause nobody's asked me.

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- [School Bell Rings]
- All right, guys, prom.

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Please tell me we're not
doing songs about prom.

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Nope. We are the prom.
Figgins has asked us to perform.

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Let's do "Run, Joey, Run."

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I know this isn't ideal,
with nationals coming up,
but we don't have a choice.

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And we could really
use the money.

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But I know that prom
is a special rite of passage.

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I wanna make sure
all of you guys get a chance
to enjoy the dance too.

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So we're gonna stagger
the performances...

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so that each
and every one of you...

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has a lot of time
to dance with your dates.

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Excuse me.

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- Is she okay?
- Mercedes doesn't have
a date for prom.

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So? I don't have a date.

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I'm just going to dance,
and then all your dates
are going to ignore you...

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and come dance with me,
so your dates are
really my dates.

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- I'm gonna go talk to Mercedes.
- No. Let me.

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Hey.

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You know, I don't have
a date to prom either.

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I know that I talk a good game
about not needing a man, and I don't.

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I just really wanted
to take a date to the prom.

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I want the dress...

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and the guy,

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the damn corsage.

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- Somebody still may ask you.
- It's this Saturday.

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You know, I just
wanted to be Cinderella.

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Just for one night-

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one night where a guy
would look at me...

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under those corny
crepe-paper streamers...

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and say,
"You look so beautiful."

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Then he'd grab my hand
and ask me to dance.

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Isn't that what prom
is supposed to be about?

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You're not gonna
go to prom alone.

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You'll go with me.
That's even more depressing.

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Look, I have a plan.

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Give me your hand.

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Blaine Warbler,

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will you go to junior prom
with me?

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Prom?

127
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It'll be the social event
of the season.

128
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You don't want to go
to prom with me?

129
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No, no. Of course I wanna
go with you.

130
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It's just-

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[Sighs]
Prom.

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What about prom, Blaine?

133
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At my old school, there was
a Sadie Hawkins dance,

134
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and I had just come out.

135
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So I asked a friend of mine,
the only other gay guy
in the school.

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While we were waiting
for his dad to pick us up,

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these three guys, um,

138
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beat the living crap
out of us.

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I... I'm so sorry.

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I'm out and I'm proud
and all that.

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This is just a little bit
of a sore spot.

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This is perfect.

143
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You couldn't face up to the boys
at your school, so you can do it at mine.

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[Chuckles]
We could do it together.

145
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But I have to say, Blaine,

146
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that if it makes you feel
uncomfortable at all,

147
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then we'll just forget about prom.

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We'll go to a movie instead.

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I am crazy about you.

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So I'll take that as a yes?

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Yes.
[Squeals]

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You and I are
going to the prom.
Mmm! Mmm!

153
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Is this a surprise party
or something?

154
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Because my birthday
was last week.

155
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It was? Um, no.

156
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Mercedes and I, we have
a proposition for you.

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We were wondering if you'd
like to go to prom with us.

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Kind of like a three-way date,
but not the dirty kind.

159
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That sounds great.
But I can't afford
to take one girl to the prom.

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I don't know how
I'm gonna take two.

161
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- What's this?
- Our prom budget.

162
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You're gonna have to borrow
a suit from your dad.

163
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We're gonna buy five-dollar dresses
down at the Goodwill...

164
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and make our own corsages out of flowers
from my mom's garden.

165
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We can walk to prom
and then use what's left...

166
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to get the 8.99 all-you-can-eat
pasta special at Breadstix.

167
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But, you know, the $20,
it's not charity. It's a loan.

168
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So... you'll go with us?

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- It would be an honor.
- Yes!

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[All Laughing]

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Ladies, I appreciate
you welcoming me...

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into the sacred inner sanctum
that is the prom gown dry run.

173
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Why did we decide
to include Kurt?

174
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Because getting a look past him
is like getting a thumbs-up
from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

175
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It just might goose
our pre-prom buzz factor.

176
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I look like a lemon merengue pie.

177
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- I think you look delicious.
- Don't despair.

178
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Nobody bigger than a size two
looks good in a prom dress.

179
00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,777
They're practically designed
to make us look awkward.

180
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,113
I think the color is wrong.

181
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,198
Let's go navy, hmm?

182
00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,492
- It's chic and slimming.
- Duly noted.

183
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,035
- Agree? Agree?
- Oh, my God.

184
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,663
- It's brilliant. Absolutely.
- I pledge. Next.

185
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- [Kurt Chuckling]
- [Brittany Gasps]
I knew it.

186
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,710
- Fashion.
- Devil in a red dress.

187
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,462
Perfect. And it's totally appropriate
for your personality.

188
00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:29,592
I have no criticisms.
Go with God, Satan...
Santana.

189
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,928
Now, if you ladies excuse me,
I have to pull options
for my own prom outfit.

190
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,640
Wait. So you're going? Stag?
That's just tragic.

191
00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,935
Yes, I'm going, and not alone.

192
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,812
- With Blaine.
- [Squeals, Laughs]

193
00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,606
Congratulations.
That's amazing.

194
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,276
Ladies, if you'll excuse me,
I have a private
fashion question for Kurt.

195
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,611
Okay.

196
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:52,114
So, Kurt, I think that you need
a full security detail...

197
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,658
which the Bully Whips and I
would be more than happy
to provide you with.

198
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,493
You know,
like the Hell's Angels...

199
00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,538
when the Rolling Stones
performed at Altamont Speedway.

200
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,291
- I think that went off without a hitch.
- And why would you do that?

201
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,251
Because I'll get
sympathy votes
for prom queen.

202
00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,087
I'll be like the law-and-order
Eva Perón candidate.

203
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,423
Grimace and Stretch Marks
won't stand a chance.

204
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,842
[School Bell Rings]

205
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,012
[Sighs]

206
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,097
So, since you don't have
a date to the prom,

207
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,558
I was hoping
you could help me out with
Operation Punch and Judy.

208
00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,728
Every year at McKinley,
they crown a king and queen
at the prom.

209
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,438
But there's a shadow world...

210
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,441
a dark community
of troublemakers that
crown the prom anti-king.

211
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,069
You're planning
on that being you?

212
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,904
My street cred's
in the gutter.

213
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,739
If I actually win prom king
with Lauren...

214
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,534
I'll never be able to rebuild
my reputation as a lovable
but dangerous miscreant.

215
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,620
I have to spike
Coach Sylvester's punch.

216
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,623
What does this have to do with me?
I'm prime suspect number one.

217
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,210
- Coach Sylvester won't let me
within 10 feet of that bowl.
- [Crowd Laughing, Chattering]

218
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,588
When she grabs me,
I'll create a diversion
with my sweet dance moves.

219
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,258
She'll be mesmerized,
hypnotized by my love dance.

220
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:56,053
That's when you'll
sneak in behind us and pour
a bottle of gin in the bowl.

221
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,930
Awesome, right?

222
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,808
So are you in
as my assistant badass?

223
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,851
Look, I'm... I'm sorry.

224
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,646
While I admire
your bad-boy villainy...

225
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:09,233
and, yes, long for the day
when I'm similarly cool,

226
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,903
I don't think
spiking the prom hooch
will impress Brittany enough.

227
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,490
There's gotta be
a surefire way for her
to both forgive me...

228
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,075
and accept my prom proposal.

229
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,036
There's gotta be.
[School Bell Rings]

230
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,081
Oh, uh, members
of the Audiovisual Club,

231
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083
I may possibly
sing this song at prom...

232
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,085
and when I'm done rehearsing,
I'd like your feedback.

233
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,088
Tell me if I was brilliant
or simply outstanding.

234
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:39,388
♪ There's a fire startin' in my heart ♪

235
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,432
♪ Reachin' a fever pitch ♪

236
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,726
♪ And it's bringin' me out the dark ♪

237
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:48,063
♪ Finally, I can see you
crystal-clear ♪

238
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,733
♪ Go ahead and sell me out ♪

239
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,860
♪ And I'll lay your ship bare ♪

240
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:57,573
- ♪ See how I'll leave
with every piece of you ♪
- ♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing]

241
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,411
♪ Don't underestimate
the things that I will do ♪

242
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,623
♪ There's a fire
startin' in my heart ♪

243
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,878
♪ Reachin' a fever pitch
and it's bringin' me
out the dark ♪

244
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:16,759
♪ The scars of your love
remind me of us ♪

245
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:21,347
♪ They keep me thinkin'
that we almost had it all ♪

246
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:25,934
♪ The scars of your love,
they leave me breathless ♪

247
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,187
♪ I can't help feelin' ♪

248
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,230
[Together]
♪ We could have had it all ♪

249
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,192
[Chorus]
♪ You're gonna wish you
never met me ♪

250
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,445
- ♪ Rollin' in the deep ♪
- ♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪

251
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:42,409
- ♪ Rollin' in the deep ♪
- ♪ You had my heart
inside your hand ♪

252
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,788
♪ And you played it to the beat ♪

253
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,831
♪ Rollin' in the deep ♪

254
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:52,628
♪ Throw your soul through
every open door ♪

255
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,965
♪ Count your blessings
to find what you look for ♪

256
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:01,720
♪ Turn my sorrow
into treasured gold ♪

257
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:06,392
♪ Pay me back in kind
and reap just what you sow ♪

258
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,310
[Chorus]
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪

259
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,856
♪ Yeah, we could have had it all ♪

260
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:17,444
- ♪ Rollin' in the deep ♪
- ♪ We could have had it all ♪

261
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,740
♪ It all, it all, it all ♪

262
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:27,746
♪ Hey, you could have had it all ♪

263
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:32,251
♪ Rollin' in the deep ♪

264
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:37,172
♪ You had my heart
inside your hand ♪

265
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,968
♪ And you played and you played
and you played ♪

266
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:46,014
♪ And you played it
to the beat ♪♪

267
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,518
[Exhales]
It's good
to see you again, Rachel.

268
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,021
Jesse.

269
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,773
What are you doing here?

270
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,067
How was I supposed to know I was
actually supposed to show up...

271
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,111
to those other classes
at school?

272
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,029
I was majoring in show choir.

273
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,823
I just assumed it would be
like at Carmel...

274
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,283
and the school would get
some Asian kid...

275
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,577
to take math and English
and scientific for me.

276
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,579
That's awful.

277
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,706
I came back to see you, Rachel.

278
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,712
What I did to you...

279
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,630
that's my one great regret.

280
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,259
Yeah. It was kind of weird.

281
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,428
One day you were telling me
that you loved me,

282
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,181
and then you were inexplicably
throwing eggs at my head
the next.

283
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,183
I know. I know.

284
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:34,229
I traded love
for a fourth consecutive
national championship.

285
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,399
It was a bum deal.

286
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,610
For a first, maybe,
but for a fourth, no way.

287
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,613
I've come to make amends.

288
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,744
So what are you doing for prom?

289
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,793
So, I heard a nasty rumor
that Jesse St. James
is back in town,

290
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,005
and I also heard that he
is going to be your date.

291
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,592
No, he's joining
Mercedes and Sam and I
on our prom-on-a-budget.

292
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,387
He's gonna be in town
for a while though, so I'm not
sure what's gonna come of it.

293
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,848
I don't trust him.
Don't you remember
what he did to you?

294
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,100
You can't tell me
what to do anymore, okay?

295
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,102
If I wanna date Jesse...
or anyone, for that matter...

296
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,563
it stopped being your business
when you broke up with me.

297
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,482
I still care about you.

298
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,403
Look, all I ask is that,
whoever I choose,

299
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,198
that you be as supportive of me
as I've been of you and Quinn...

300
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,951
even though I'm dying every day
inside about it.

301
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,998
You know, I don't even want to go
to the stupid prom anymore.

302
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,876
Quinn's got me handing out pens
with our names on 'em.

303
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,337
Where's the dignity?
And I hate renting those tuxes.

304
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,589
And the corsage...
I know I'm gonna
pick the wrong one,

305
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,424
and then Quinn's gonna
be all pissed off...

306
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,718
and her mom's gonna
look at me like...
Hey, just...

307
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,682
Just get her something simple.
A wrist corsage.

308
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,518
Girls like Quinn, you don't
want to do anything that's
gonna distract from their face,

309
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,354
so ask for a gardenia...

310
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,856
with a light green ribbon
wrapped around it
to match her eyes.

311
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,443
Okay?

312
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,077
[School Bell Rings]

313
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,745
Everything looks good.

314
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,999
No gay protests or rainbow flags
being lit on fire down this way.

315
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,250
[Beeps]

316
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,668
[Santana]
Are you finished talking?

317
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,169
[Beeps]
Yeah.

318
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,088
When you're finished talking,
you should say "over."

319
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,300
Sorry. No burning
Liberace mannequins.
Over.

320
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,094
All right, lady lips,
all clear.

321
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,180
Teen gay,
you may now proceed
to the next checkpoint...

322
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,891
without fear of violence.

323
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,768
Why are you speaking
so loud?

324
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,604
I'm the law-and-order
prom queen candidate...

325
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,399
here to protect every
student at this school
from harassment.

326
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,526
Did she...
I'm walking away
from you now.

327
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,362
[Walkie-talkie Beeps]
[School Bell Rings]

328
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,365
Just crack the egg.

329
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,992
I don't understand the difference
between an egg...

330
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,911
with a baby chicken inside of it
and an egg with an egg in it.

331
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,873
They're the same thing.
Okay, that's really
confusing,

332
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,791
because this
is a baby chicken's house.

333
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,502
Miss Hagberg? I understand
that cupcakes are really
trendy right now.

334
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,672
And I know that the making
of a foie gras might be
a little morose,

335
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,343
but I would like to at least
graduate high school knowing
how to make some kind of pâté.

336
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,054
Excuse me, Miss Hagberg.
I need to say something.

337
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,976
Brittany, I was a jerk to you,

338
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,020
and I want to make it up to you
with a song...

339
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,898
so maybe you'll consider
going to prom with me.

340
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,025
A prom proposal!

341
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,737
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪

342
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:34,117
♪ Isn't she wonderful? ♪

343
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:38,580
♪ I never thought
through love we'd be ♪

344
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,959
♪ Making one as lovely as she ♪

345
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:48,048
♪ But isn't she lovely,
made from love? ♪

346
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,050
I thought this song
was about a baby.

347
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,678
♪ Isn't she pretty? ♪

348
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,471
Oh, my God.

349
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,349
♪ Truly the angels' best ♪

350
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,977
♪ Boy, I'm so happy ♪

351
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,607
♪ We have been heaven-blessed ♪

352
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,195
♪ I can't believe
what God has done ♪

353
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,699
♪ Through us, he's given life
to one ♪

354
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:19,579
♪ But isn't she lovely,
made from love? ♪

355
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,919
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪

356
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,506
♪ Life and love are the same ♪

357
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,885
♪ Londie, it could
have not been done ♪

358
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,389
♪ Without you
who conceived the one ♪

359
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:43,645
♪ That's so very lovely,
made from love ♪♪

360
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,939
Ow!

361
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,733
Whoo!

362
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,402
So?

363
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,571
Artie, that was lovely.

364
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,574
But I'm not gonna go
to prom with you.

365
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,367
You called me stupid,
and I really didn't like that.

366
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:01,037
So I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna go
to prom by myself...

367
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:05,459
and really work on me
and dance with
other people's dates.

368
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:09,588
[Exhales]
I understand.

369
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,883
I... I hope you know
how sorry I am.

370
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,303
Yeah.

371
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,394
Dude, sorry for the timing,

372
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,564
but I'd really like to
revisit the possibility of you
helping me spike the punch bowl.

373
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,525
I'm in.

374
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,694
Nothing to live for.

375
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,951
So you think it's cool if I
jam with you guys at prom?

376
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,870
[TV: Basketball Game]
Yeah. Totally.

377
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,538
Good news, boys.

378
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,126
My buddy Enzo
from the tux rental shop
is giving you half off.

379
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,378
- Sweet.
- Yeah. So what are you
gonna go with?

380
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,508
I'm going simple...
black, thin-lapel collar,
very discreet.

381
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,761
Know what I wore at my prom?
I wore a powder-blue tux...

382
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,388
with a ruffled shirt
and a big velour bow tie.

383
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,932
Looked like Tony Orlando.

384
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,351
- Was that a designer?
- No.

385
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,895
No need for half off
my outfit.

386
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,231
Because half of it
is already off?

387
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,233
My ensemble is an homage
to the recent royal wedding...

388
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,859
and the late Alexander McQueen.

389
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,237
I had to make it myself.
There's simply nothing
off the rack...

390
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,531
that is suitable for the young,
fashionable man in Ohio.

391
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,450
Dude, that rocks.
It's like gay Braveheart.

392
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,161
- Thank you.
- I don't like it.

393
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,622
Well, of course
you don't like it.
It's not finished yet.

394
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,999
I think it still
needs, like, a sash,
or maybe some beads.

395
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:32,003
I'm not gonna stop you
from wearing it,
but I gotta be honest.

396
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,297
I think you're just trying
to stir the pot a little bit.

397
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,216
I think you're trying
to get some attention.

398
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,468
Exactly. What's the point
of dressing up?

399
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,720
That's why some guys wear
the tails with the top hat...

400
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,639
and the girls
wear the hoopskirts.

401
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,976
- Blaine, help me out here.
- I think your dad has a point.

402
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,354
I think what he's trying to say
is that we just don't want...

403
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,857
to give anyone a reason
to cause any trouble.

404
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,859
There's a lot of bad people
out there, Kurt,

405
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,694
and they're a lot worse
than this Karofsky kid.

406
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,781
And all they're looking for
is a match to light under
the fire of their hate.

407
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:05,036
Now, of course I want...
I want you to be yourself.

408
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,331
But I also want you
to be practical.

409
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,088
Okay, I have done everything right.

410
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,676
Now, Blaine, I understand
that, after what you've been
through, you're worried.

411
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,471
But prom is about joy,
not about fear. Okay?

412
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,265
So I'm wearing this suit.

413
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,726
I worked hard on it,
and I think it's fantastic.

414
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,354
And if you don't want to join me,
I completely understand.

415
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,653
[School Bell Rings]

416
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,074
Here we are...
third-period, French class.

417
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,994
I'm going to calculus,
so wait inside the classroom
after the bell rings...

418
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,246
until I get back
to walk you to lunch.

419
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,459
Have you noticed that no one
has said boo to me this week?

420
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,794
'Cause the Bully Whips
are protecting you.
Maybe.

421
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,298
But maybe no one has been
harassing me this week
because nobody cares.

422
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,091
You're dreaming.

423
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,762
I'm not saying that everyone
in this school is ready
to embrace the gay,

424
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,723
but maybe at least
they've evolved enough
to be indifferent.

425
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,478
I see how miserable
you are, Dave.

426
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,899
I could just hate you when
you were bullying me, but...

427
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,860
now all I see is your pain.

428
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,406
And you don't have to
torture yourself over this.

429
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,325
[Sniffles]
I'm not saying you should
come out tomorrow...

430
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:29,454
but maybe soon the moment
will arise when you can.

431
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,873
[School Bell Rings]

432
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,503
What's wrong?
[Crying]

433
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,218
I'm so... I'm so
freaking sorry, Kurt.

434
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,889
I'm just so sorry
for what I did to you.

435
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,644
I know. I know.

436
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,690
[Sniffles]
Cool.

437
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,485
Thanks.

438
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,946
Uh, remember.

439
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,948
You wait for me here, right?

440
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,376
[Mrs. Fabray]
Quinny, your date's here.

441
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,133
[Crowd Cheering, Applauding]

442
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,262
It's one of the good things
about being in Glee Club...

443
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,472
you really get to know your
way around a cummerbund.

444
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,275
[Mrs. Fabray Gasps]
Let me get my camera.

445
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,111
You look great.

446
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,613
You're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen in my life.

447
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:53,455
I, uh... I got you
a wrist corsage.

448
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,336
It matches my eyes.
I know.

449
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:07,886
[Footsteps]

450
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,222
Okay, you two.
Picture time.

451
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,225
You look like Cinderella.
Let's get together.

452
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,978
[Moans]
Okay.

453
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,814
Give me prom pose.
[Shutter Clicks]

454
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,693
Mercedes, can I just say
that you look fierce
in your dress?

455
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,278
Totally, Mercedes.

456
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,073
You both look smokin'.
You're damn straight
we do.

457
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,451
Seriously, though, Jesse, what
do you think of the bolo tie?
Pretty cool, right?

458
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,747
I saw Springsteen in the cover
of Tunnel of Love album
wearing it.

459
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,750
Dude, that was, like,
20 years ago.

460
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,377
[Chuckles]

461
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,713
I'm really sorry
to hear about what happened
with your family, Sam.

462
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,841
I hope it's okay.
I sort of filled Jesse
in on what was going on.

463
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,594
Of course it's okay.
Sam has nothing
to be ashamed of.

464
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,805
I know how tough
it is out there.

465
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,974
I couldn't even get a job
as one of those singing waiters
at Johnny Rockets.

466
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,102
But I've got an idea.

467
00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,605
They say that the best time
to start any business
is during a recession.

468
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,565
I don't know why...
or even what a recession is...

469
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,567
but it's my understanding
that we're in one.

470
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,737
He's so smart.
I can't believe
he flunked out of college.

471
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,657
So I was thinking,
what are the two things
that I'm great at?

472
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,368
Show choir and destroying
the competition.

473
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,787
So what if I open up
a dance studio...

474
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,374
where I could act
as a consultant for show choirs
looking to get that extra edge?

475
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,335
Do you think
there are enough show choirs
to keep you in business?

476
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,379
Of course there are.
That's a brilliant idea.

477
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,965
You could be, like,
the show choir whisperer.

478
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,716
[All Laugh]

479
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,635
I'm sure we could get
Mr. Schue to hire him.

480
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,679
- That's how we could
beat Vocal Adrenaline.
- [Quinn] Hey. Guys.

481
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:36,641
You look amazing.
And don't forget to vote
for Hudson-Fabray tonight.

482
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,768
Hey, Jesse.
What'd you order?
Scrambled eggs?

483
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,729
I mean, I know you usually like
them served on people's heads.

484
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,399
Quinn, you look stunning...
the ghost of Grace Kelly.

485
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,944
Let me know if you get tired of
your boyfriend stomping on your
pretty little feet all night.

486
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,946
I'll be more than happy
to cut in.
[Mercedes] Okay.

487
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,657
Hush, you guys.
You're totally
ruining the vibe.

488
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:56,369
Quinn, you look hot.
Finn, you look handsome.

489
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,997
I love you guys,
but get lost.
We'll see you there.

490
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:02,584
- All right, this is
gonna be off the hook.
- Who's ready for some prom?

491
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,420
- I'm ready for prom.
- Cheers, guys.

492
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,588
[Sam, Pitch-distorted]
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

493
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:10,008
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

494
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,385
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

495
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:15,221
- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

496
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:19,267
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

497
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,061
♪ 7:00 a.m.
Wakin' up in the morning ♪

498
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,355
♪ Gotta be fresh
Gotta go downstairs ♪

499
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,566
♪ Gotta have my bowl
Gotta have cereal ♪

500
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,401
♪ Seein' everything
The time is goin' ♪

501
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,486
♪ Tickin' on and on
Everybody's rushin' ♪

502
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,780
♪ Gotta get down
to the bus stop ♪

503
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,034
♪ Gotta catch my bus
I see my friends ♪

504
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,369
♪ Kickin' in the front seat ♪

505
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,413
♪ Sittin' in the back seat ♪

506
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,915
♪ Gotta make my mind up ♪

507
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:46,085
♪ Which seat can I take? ♪

508
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,087
♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪

509
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,131
♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪

510
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:54,052
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend, weekend ♪

511
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:58,014
♪ Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday ♪

512
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:02,352
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪

513
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:06,356
- ♪ Partyin', partyin' ♪
- Yeah!

514
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,193
♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪

515
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:14,197
♪ Yesterday was Thursday,
Thursday ♪

516
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:18,368
♪ Today is Friday, Friday ♪

517
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:21,287
♪ We, we, we so excited ♪

518
00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:23,206
- ♪ Party ♪
- ♪ We so excited ♪

519
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,542
♪ We gonna
have a ball today ♪

520
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,503
♪ Tomorrow is Saturday ♪

521
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,006
♪ And Sunday
comes afterwards ♪

522
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,676
♪ I don't want
this weekend to end ♪

523
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,344
♪ Artie, Artie Abrams ♪

524
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,180
♪ So chillin' in the front seat
In the back seat ♪

525
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,556
- ♪ I'm drivin', cruisin' ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

526
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,351
♪ Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
with a cop on my side ♪

527
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,562
♪ Whoo! Passin' by
is a school bus in front of me ♪

528
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,189
♪ Makes ticktock, ticktock
Wanna scream ♪

529
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,525
♪ Check my time, it's Friday
It's the weekend ♪

530
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,694
♪ We gonna have fun
Come on, come on, y'all ♪

531
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,406
♪ It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday ♪

532
00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,201
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend, weekend ♪

533
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,539
♪ Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday ♪

534
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,042
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪

535
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:12,422
- ♪ Partyin', partyin' ♪
- Yeah!

536
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:17,593
♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪♪

537
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,513
[Cheering]

538
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,224
Best prom ever!

539
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,811
♪♪ [Piano: Ballad]

540
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:32,400
♪ No, I can't take one more step
towards you ♪

541
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,988
♪ 'Cause all that's waiting
is regret ♪

542
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:45,330
♪ And don't you know
I'm not your ghost anymore? ♪

543
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:50,752
♪ You lost the love
I love the most ♪

544
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:58,384
♪ I learned to live
half a life ♪

545
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:04,015
♪ And now you want me
one more time ♪

546
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,978
♪ And who do you
think you are? ♪

547
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:12,148
♪ Runnin' round
leavin' scars ♪

548
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,276
♪ Collecting
your jar of hearts ♪

549
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,488
♪ And tearin' love apart ♪

550
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,491
♪ You're gonna catch a cold ♪

551
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,869
♪ From the ice
inside your soul ♪

552
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:28,122
♪ So don't come back
for me ♪

553
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:32,460
♪ Who do you think
you are? ♪

554
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,381
Isn't it great that the prom
is so inclusive this year?

555
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,257
[Blaine]
Someone for everyone.

556
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,011
Even if it's a lie.
♪ Remember how to put ♪

557
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:45,890
♪ Back the light
in my eyes ♪

558
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:52,105
♪ I wish I had missed
the first time that we kissed ♪

559
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:58,361
♪ 'Cause you broke
all your promises ♪

560
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,822
♪ And now you're back ♪

561
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:06,369
♪ You don't get
to get me back ♪

562
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,870
♪ And who do you
think you are? ♪

563
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,372
Mercedes?
Yes?

564
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,875
I just wanted to tell you
that you look beautiful.

565
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,504
Would you like to dance?

566
00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:20,842
I'd love to.

567
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,135
♪ You're gonna
catch a cold ♪

568
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:26,055
♪ From the ice
inside your soul ♪

569
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,350
♪ Don't come back for me ♪

570
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:33,729
♪ Don't come back at all ♪

571
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:46,576
♪ Who do you
think you are? ♪

572
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:53,332
♪ Who do you
think you are? ♪♪

573
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:02,300
I'm so happy
to be here with you.

574
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,469
It's what I've always wanted.

575
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,929
Tora! Tora! Tora!
It's go time.

576
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:10,141
- Hey, Coach, wanna boogie?
- There's no music.

577
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,601
That's okay.

578
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,061
I got the music... in me.

579
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,522
Uh-uh!

580
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,900
In my office! Now!

581
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,237
What are you doing?

582
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,823
I'm just showing you
my dental kit.

583
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,200
[Artie]
Oh, my God.

584
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,743
You're gonna start
pulling out my teeth,
aren't you?

585
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,412
No, no, no. That would
get me sent to prison.

586
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:35,333
What I am going to do is attempt
to give you a simple cleaning,

587
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,460
which, as anyone who's been
to the dentist will tell you...

588
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:42,089
is an excruciating affair
of intense oral pain.

589
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:46,469
- What? No, it isn't.
Who's your dentist?
- Sue Sylvester, D.D.S.

590
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:49,347
Now, we can get all H.M.O.
Up in your Glee hole...

591
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:53,226
or you can tell me
who put you up
to spiking my bowl.

592
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,019
Come on, legs.

593
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,813
It was Puckerman, wasn't it?

594
00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:00,191
Oh, he'll get expelled,

595
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,569
and you'll be
one Mohawk short
at nationals.

596
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,905
Please let me go.
[Inhales]

597
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,199
All I want is to get
back out there...

598
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,910
and have one dance
with Brittany.

599
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,245
Okay, let me
get this straight.

600
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,829
I'm trying to interrogate you,

601
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,791
and you just told me
the one thing you really want.

602
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,209
You're the worst
P.O.W. Ever.

603
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,419
John McCain is rolling over
in his grave.

604
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,964
♪♪ [Dance]

605
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:32,139
♪ You are the girl
that I been dreamin' of ♪

606
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,434
♪ Ever since
I was a little girl ♪

607
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:39,939
♪ You are the girl
that I been dreamin' of ♪

608
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,568
♪ Ever since
I was a little girl ♪

609
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,444
- ♪ One ♪
- ♪ I'm bitin' my tongue ♪

610
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,363
- ♪ Two ♪
- ♪ He's kissin' on you ♪

611
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,365
- ♪ Three ♪
- ♪ Oh, why can't you see? ♪

612
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,367
One, two, three, four!

613
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:55,037
♪ The word's on the streets
and it's on the news ♪

614
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,291
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance with you ♪

615
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:02,753
♪ He's got two left feet
and he bites my moves ♪

616
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:06,716
- ♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to... Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh ♪
- Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

617
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,219
♪ The second I do, I know
we're gonna be through ♪

618
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:13,598
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance with you ♪

619
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:17,727
♪ He don't suspect a thing
I wish he'd get a clue ♪

620
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,271
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to ♪

621
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,772
Dance! Dance!
Dance! Dance!

622
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,859
♪♪ [Blaine Vocalizing]

623
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,447
- Dance!
- Hey.

624
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,698
One!

625
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,618
Hey! Dude, keep it P.G.

626
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:37,163
Dude, it's none of Y. B...
your business.

627
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,457
Well, this is my school,
so it's my business.

628
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,667
- This isn't your girlfriend,
so beat it, M.J.
- Dance!

629
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,795
- Don't push me.
- One, two, three, four!

630
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,714
What's the matter
with you?

631
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,008
Stop it!
You're ruining everything!

632
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,302
You're code blue
in the gym, Coach.

633
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,513
- ♪ Aw, he's got two left feet ♪
- What are you doing?

634
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,682
- ♪ And he bites my moves ♪
- [Quinn, Rachel Shouting]

635
00:32:56,767 --> 00:33:00,227
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance, dance,
dance, dance ♪♪

636
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,271
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

637
00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:03,981
Dance!

638
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,275
Prom is over for you,
Sugar Ray!

639
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,486
- You too, Marvelous Marvin.
You're out.
- [Quinn] What?

640
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,530
- You're takin' me out?
- Wait. But he and I are
nominated for prom...

641
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,741
Sucks for you, sister.

642
00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:24,001
[Tapping On Microphone]
Attention, students.
Attention.

643
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:28,172
Will the candidates
for king and queen
gather on the stage?

644
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,716
The votes are in.

645
00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,803
This is the moment
you've all been
waiting for...

646
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:38,224
where we announce
our junior prom king
and also prom queen.

647
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:44,021
Roll the drum, please.

648
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,777
And this year's
junior prom king is...

649
00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,788
- David Karofsky.
- [Cheering]

650
00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:04,583
Achievement.
Achievement.

651
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,253
You suck so bad,
Quinn Fabray.
I won.

652
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,508
Yeah!

653
00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:19,098
And now your 2011
McKinley High
prom queen,

654
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:25,312
with an overwhelming number
of write-in votes, is...

655
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,320
Kurt Hummel.

656
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,159
[Boy Whistles]
Whoo!

657
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:55,593
- [Blaine] Kurt, stop! Kurt!
- [Door Slams]

658
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,346
[Sobbing] I have never
been so humiliated!
Stop.

659
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,850
Stop, Kurt.
Please, just stop.
Come on.

660
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,935
Don't you get
how stupid we were?

661
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,772
We thought that because
no one was teasing us
or beating us up...

662
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:12,234
that-that no one cared,
like some kind of progress
had been made.

663
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,236
But it's still the same.

664
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,493
It's just a stupid joke.
No, it's not.

665
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:24,288
All that hate...
they were just afraid
to say it out loud,

666
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,165
so they did it
by secret ballot.

667
00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,795
I'm one big anonymous
practical joke.

668
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,838
- Quinn, you need to calm down.
- This is your fault.

669
00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:34,715
Nobody ever would have
voted for me...

670
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,509
'cause they know
he would rather be with you.

671
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,010
That's not true.

672
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,184
I'm so sorry.

673
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:48,062
How could my running mate win
and I didn't?

674
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,899
I mean, just because
I hate everybody doesn't
mean they have to hate me too.

675
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,693
It's just a stupid crown
you can buy at the party store.

676
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,364
I'm gonna be an outsider
my whole life.

677
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,826
Can't I just have one night
where I'm queen?

678
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,118
I'm not going back in there.

679
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,829
- Where I'm accepted?
- No way.

680
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,622
There's no way
I'm staying at this school.

681
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,249
I'm gonna transfer out.

682
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,418
As soon as we get to New York,
I'm bailing to live
in a lesbian colony...

683
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,087
or Tribeca.

684
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,382
Would you at least sit down?

685
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,719
Do you want to go?

686
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,722
We don't have to go
back in there.

687
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,683
Wasn't this prom supposed
to be about redemption,

688
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:29,478
about taking away that lump
you had in your throat
from running away?

689
00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,481
If we leave, all it's gonna do
is give me a lump too.

690
00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:33,941
So what do you
want to do?

691
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,117
I'm gonna go back in there
and get coronated.

692
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:48,581
I'm gonna show them
that it doesn't matter
if they are yelling at me...

693
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,457
or whispering behind my back...

694
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,002
that they can't touch me,

695
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:57,339
that they can't touch us...
or what we have.

696
00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:01,135
Most girls would be upset
about being slapped
in the face, but...

697
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,345
I happen to appreciate
the drama of it.

698
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:09,810
I know you think it's hard
to be you, Rachel.

699
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,022
At least you don't
have to be terrified
all the time.

700
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,482
[Water Runs]
What are you so scared of?

701
00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,238
The future...

702
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,824
when all this is gone.

703
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,286
Look. You have nothing
to be scared of.

704
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,997
You're a very pretty girl,
Quinn.

705
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,167
Prettiest girl
I've ever met, but...

706
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,003
you're a lot more than that.

707
00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:39,173
Here.

708
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,300
[Sniffles]

709
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,135
Can I help?

710
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,222
They must have sensed that I was
a lesbian. They must have.

711
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:48,682
Do I smell like a golf course?

712
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,643
They don't know
what you're hiding.
They just-

713
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,478
They know that you're
not being yourself.

714
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:55,439
If you were to embrace
all the awesomeness
that you are,

715
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,816
you would have won.

716
00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:01,528
How do you know?
Because I voted for you.

717
00:38:04,658 --> 00:38:07,576
And because
I believe in you, Santana.

718
00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:10,329
[Exhales]

719
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,916
[Sniffles]
This prom sucks.

720
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,045
Now what am I supposed to do?

721
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,297
Go back out there
and be there for Kurt.

722
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,883
This is gonna be
a lot harder for him
than it is for you.

723
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,559
Are you ready for this?

724
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:38,315
Well, stumbles, it's 10:00 p.m.
You've officially
missed your prom.

725
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,193
I'm not gonna rat somebody out
for doing something that I did.

726
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,528
[Sighs]

727
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,905
I was upset and I wanted
to impress a girl.

728
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,824
But I wasn't down
on getting everybody wasted,

729
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,702
so I poured a flask of lemonade
into the punch.

730
00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:53,580
Wait. You didn't
spike the punch?
Yes, I did.

731
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,332
With alcohol?

732
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,543
Oh. Yeah, then no, I didn't.

733
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,128
Why didn't you
tell me that before?

734
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:02,214
I was just about to pull out
a couple of your molars.

735
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,467
So can I go?

736
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,761
You should really
be ashamed of yourself.

737
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,597
You are seriously no fun
to interrogate
or almost torture.

738
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,225
[Crowd Chattering]

739
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:25,029
[Chattering Stops]

740
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,037
Oh, my God.
I feel so bad for him.

741
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,913
[Figgins]
Ladies and gentlemen,

742
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:39,376
your 2011 prom queen...
Kurt Hummel.

743
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,609
Eat your heart out,
Kate Middleton.

744
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,823
[Crowd Cheering]
[Figgins Chuckling]

745
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:15,996
[Cheering Louder]

746
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:30,135
And now, behold the tradition
of our 2011 prom
king and queen...

747
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,221
sharing their first dance.

748
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,852
Now's your moment.

749
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,272
What?

750
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,983
Come out.
Make a difference.

751
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:50,030
- ♪♪ [Disco]
- ♪ [Vocalizing]

752
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,160
I can't.

753
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,669
Excuse me.

754
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,213
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- May I have this dance?

755
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,465
♪ You can dance ♪

756
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:11,343
- ♪ You can jive ♪
- Yes.

757
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:14,054
- ♪ Having the time
of your life ♪
- Yes, you may.

758
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:18,016
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
See that girl ♪

759
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:23,021
♪ Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen ♪

760
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:29,653
♪ Friday night
and the lights are low ♪

761
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:33,740
♪ Looking out
for a place to go ♪

762
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,035
♪ Oh, where they play
the right music ♪

763
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:42,124
♪ Getting in the swing
You come to look for a king ♪

764
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:47,588
♪ And when you
get the chance ♪

765
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,175
♪ You are the dancing queen ♪

766
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,801
♪ Young and sweet ♪

767
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:58,348
♪ Only seventeen ♪

768
00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,559
♪ Dancing queen ♪

769
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:04,897
♪ Feel the beat
from the tambourine ♪

770
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,441
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

771
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:12,237
♪ You can dance
you can jive ♪

772
00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:15,949
♪ Having the time
of your life ♪

773
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,453
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
See that girl ♪

774
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:24,833
♪ Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen ♪

775
00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:31,131
♪ Dancing, dancing queen ♪

776
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:38,513
- ♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪♪
- [Cheering]

777
00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:46,355
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

778
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:52,402
♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing]

779
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,503
♪♪ [Ends]

780
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:18,845
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