1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:06,506 [Bell Tolling] 2 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:07,882 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 3 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,093 ♪ Ba, ba Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 4 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:13,388 ♪ Ba, ba, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:17,225 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Ba, ba, ahh ♪ 6 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:22,146 ♪ So scared of breaking it that you won't let it bend ♪ 7 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:26,693 ♪ And I wrote 200 letters I will never send ♪ 8 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:31,072 ♪ Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper than they seem ♪ 9 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:35,368 ♪ You'd rather cover up I'd rather let them be ♪ 10 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,704 ♪ So let me be ♪ 11 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,873 ♪ And I'll set you free ♪ 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:44,627 ♪ I am in misery ♪ ♪ Misery ♪ 13 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:49,424 ♪ There ain't nobody who can comfort me Oh, yeah ♪ 14 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,678 ♪ Why won't you answer me? ♪ ♪ Misery ♪ 15 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:58,891 ♪ Your silence is slowly killing me Oh, yeah ♪ 16 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,144 ♪ Girl, you really got me bad ♪ 17 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,896 ♪ You really got me bad ♪ 18 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:08,443 ♪ Now I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna get you back Yeah ♪ 19 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,903 ♪ You say your faith is shaken ♪ 20 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,197 ♪ And you may be mistaken ♪ 21 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:17,994 ♪ You keep me wide awake and waiting for the sun ♪ ♪ For the sun ♪ 22 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,413 ♪ I'm desperate and confused ♪ 23 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,498 ♪ So far away from you ♪ 24 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:27,628 ♪ I'm getting there I don't care where I have to roll ♪ 25 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:32,175 ♪ Why do you do what you do to me? Yeah ♪ 26 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:36,763 ♪ Why won't you answer me, answer me? Yeah ♪ 27 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:40,767 ♪ I am in misery ♪ ♪ Misery ♪ 28 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:45,730 ♪ There ain't nobody who can comfort me Oh, yeah ♪ 29 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,815 ♪ Girl, you really got me bad ♪ 30 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,067 ♪ You really got me bad ♪ 31 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,612 ♪ Now I'm gonna get you back ♪ 32 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,947 ♪ I'm gonna get you back ♪♪ 33 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,701 Hey, regionals, you've just met our opening number. 34 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,244 [Cheering] 35 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,455 [Boy] That's so good! 36 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:06,167 How did you manage to find a Burberry-esque canary cage cover? 37 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,754 Canaries don't like cold weather. 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,090 Especially Pavarotti. So, what did you think of the song? 39 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:16,886 Can I be really honest with you? Because it comes from a place of caring. 40 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,764 Been there, done that. 41 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,724 Look, you're amazing, Blaine. 42 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,768 Your solos are breathtaking. 43 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,062 They're also numerous. 44 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,273 Kurt, the council decides who gets the solos. 45 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,651 Do I detect a little jealousy? 46 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,778 No, you detect a lot of jealousy. 47 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,322 Look, Blaine, sometimes I don't feel like we're the Warblers. 48 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,407 I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips. 49 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,245 [Bell Tolling] 50 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,206 [School Bell Rings] 51 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,709 Okay, so I really took all of your notes from "My Headband" to heart, 52 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:52,129 and I really tapped into my pain for the second song. 53 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,257 Yeah. So come and sit down. 54 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,094 These are for you, just in case. 55 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,012 It's pretty emotional. 56 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,973 Don't be afraid if you need to... 57 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,224 Hit it. 58 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,184 ♪♪ [Ballad] 59 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:08,020 ♪ You've got just one egg ♪ 60 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,689 ♪ You're not going to make ♪ 61 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,815 ♪ An omelet ♪ 62 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,484 ♪ Flying just one way ♪ 63 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,027 ♪ You're not going to make ♪ 64 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,654 ♪ A jet set ♪ 65 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:21,033 ♪ Sister, brother, wherefore art thou? ♪ 66 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:27,498 ♪ No need for bunk beds in my bedroom now ♪ 67 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,750 ♪ Oh, damn you, Dads ♪ 68 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,545 ♪ Why did you settle for only me? ♪ 69 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,256 ♪ I'm an only child ♪ 70 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,301 ♪ More than enough for them but not enough for me ♪ 71 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:43,556 ♪ Only child ♪ 72 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,683 ♪ The only Berry ♪ 73 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,352 ♪ On my family ♪ 74 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:52,440 ♪ Tree ♪♪ 75 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:53,649 ♪♪ [Piano Stops] 76 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,569 - It's called "Only Child." - Yeah, I got that. 77 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,780 Uh, it's better than "My Headband." That's for sure. 78 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:00,781 Yeah. 79 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,116 But it- 80 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,785 it still feels like you're just playing scared. 81 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:09,165 You're only dealing with the easy pain. 82 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,667 You gotta get to the hard stuff. That's what's relatable to everybody. 83 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,920 I'm perfectly capable of accessing my pain. 84 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,047 I cry every time I sing a solo. 85 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:19,300 Exactly. When you sing, I can feel it. 86 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,637 I guess you just gotta go inside yourself... 87 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:26,515 to wherever the singing comes from and write from there. 88 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,893 Have you even ever tried to write a song? 89 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,937 [Quinn Narrating] Sometimes I worry about Finn. 90 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,356 How damaged does a guy have to be... 91 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,275 to be into someone as annoying as Rachel? 92 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,613 Still, he is a good guy, and I do really like him. 93 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:44,533 He's my first love, and first loves are forever. 94 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,035 And another thing: 95 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,288 Without him, I'm never gonna get one of these. 96 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,791 I know what you're thinking. "Prom queen? 97 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:56,462 You're smart and super pretty and relatively sane for a girl. 98 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,715 Does being prom queen really matter to you?" 99 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,842 Well, it does. 100 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:06,013 Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. 101 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:08,140 It's probably because they smile a lot, 102 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,143 and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases. 103 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,437 But I can't do it without Finn. 104 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,815 He's a shoo-in for prom king. 105 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:19,819 And after winning the big game, he'll help me land crucial swing votes. 106 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:23,322 Amazingly, the only person standing in my way is her... 107 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,992 and her damn talent. 108 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,619 If I'm gonna guarantee that he doesn't stray with her, 109 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:31,539 I'm going to have to play it right. 110 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:35,543 They say keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 111 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,378 Well, Rachel Berry, 112 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,840 you've just got yourself a new best friend. 113 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,717 [Whistling] 114 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,760 [Chirping] [Whistling] 115 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,762 ♪♪ [Whistling] 116 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,478 Pavarotti? [Gavel Pounds] 117 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,564 Warblers, Warblers, I am merely suggesting... 118 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,191 that instead of wearing blue ties with red piping, 119 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:03,070 we wear jackets with red ties and blue piping for the competition. 120 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,281 - [Clamoring] - This is a kangaroo court. 121 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,078 Kurt, what's wrong? 122 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,122 It's Pavarotti. 123 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,666 Pavarotti's dead. 124 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:19,503 I suspect a stroke. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 125 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:23,174 I know it's really stupid to be upset about a bird, but... 126 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,763 He-He inspired me with his optimism... 127 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,015 and his love of song. 128 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,476 He was my friend. 129 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,688 I know today we need to practice doo-wopping behind Blaine... 130 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:41,025 while he sings every solo in the medley of Pink songs. 131 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,029 But I'd like to sing a song for Pavarotti today. 132 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:59,418 ♪♪ [Guitar Intro: "Blackbird"] 133 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:03,380 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ♪ 134 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:08,177 ♪ Take these broken wings and learn to fly ♪ 135 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,932 ♪ All your life ♪ 136 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:18,020 ♪ You were only waiting for this moment to arise ♪ 137 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:26,946 - ♪ [Vocalizing] - ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ♪ 138 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,407 ♪ Take these sunken eyes and learn to see ♪ 139 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:35,496 ♪ All your life ♪ 140 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:41,043 ♪ You were only waiting for this moment to be free ♪ 141 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:50,678 - ♪ Blackbird, fly ♪ - ♪ Blackbird, fly, fly ♪ 142 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,305 ♪ Into the light of the dark black night ♪ 143 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:57,143 ♪ Blackbird, fly ♪ 144 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:01,981 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 145 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:06,068 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 146 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:10,948 ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la ♪ 147 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:20,291 ♪ Blackbird, fly ♪ ♪ Blackbird, fly, fly ♪ 148 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,169 ♪ Into the light of the dark black night ♪ 149 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:27,173 ♪ Blackbird, fly ♪ 150 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:32,011 ♪ You were only waiting for this moment to arise ♪ 151 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:37,892 ♪ You were only waiting for this moment to arise ♪♪ 152 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,190 Thank you. 153 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,358 [School Bell Rings] Guys, I've got some bad news. 154 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,278 You know how we decided on "Sing" by My Chemical Romance for regionals? 155 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,281 Well, I hold in my hand a cease and desist letter from the band. 156 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,700 - We can't do it. - It was the perfect anthem. 157 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,286 How much do you wanna bet Coach Sylvester had something to do with this? 158 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,412 One step ahead of you. 159 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,956 Do you know anything about this, Sue? I do. 160 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,083 I met the drummer for My Chemical Romance... 161 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,587 at a drum circle, Daytona Beach, spring break, 1996. 162 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,172 We had a brief affair. 163 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,217 And when I heard of your song choice for regionals, 164 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,469 well, I was compelled to notify the band... 165 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,513 about your long-running legal battle with PETA. 166 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,390 That is not true. 167 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,392 You took away my Cheerios. 168 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:24,605 Consider this the opening salvo of World War Sue. 169 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,858 So, what are we gonna do now? 170 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,902 I think we should write original songs for regionals. 171 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,613 [Santana] All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? 172 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,949 I think Rachel is right. This team works best... 173 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,910 when we push ourselves and do something a little different. 174 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,746 Well, that's true, but if all the other teams are doing amazing songs, 175 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,289 we're not gonna be so good. 176 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:45,042 You're right. We're not gonna be as good. We're gonna be better. 177 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,170 We won't be using other people's words or music. 178 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,966 It'll be our own... our own heart, soul, not just our voices. 179 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,052 We have a really talented songwriter in our midst. 180 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:59,098 Rachel, I was thinking maybe you and I could write a song together. 181 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,100 I'm with Quinn and Rachel. 182 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,186 If these two can agree on something, it's probably an idea worth considering. 183 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,730 Wait. So suddenly, you two are writing the music for regionals? 184 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,358 No way. I think that everyone should get a chance to write a song. 185 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,528 - Santana's right. We can do this. - What do you think, Mr. Schue? 186 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,281 I think we're doing original songs for regionals. 187 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,865 Yes! 188 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,705 [School Bell Rings] 189 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,081 Hey. 190 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,668 Can I ask you a question? 191 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,878 We used to be really close, and I really miss being your friend... 192 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,298 Still waiting for the question. Did I do something wrong? 193 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,300 Look, I don't know. Did you? 194 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:39,096 All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplepants. 195 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,598 It's fine. It's your loss. 196 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:46,020 'Cause now I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam... 197 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,814 that we're gonna sing at regionals. Wait. You're still dating Sam? 198 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,108 But you told me you were in love with me. 199 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:54,278 I honestly don't know what I was thinking. 200 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,780 But can you stop staring at me? I can't remember my locker combo. 201 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,449 Well, well. 202 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,869 If it isn't Tweedledum and Tweedle Fake Boobs. 203 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,997 You can't talk to us like that. You're not our cheer coach anymore. 204 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,458 I'm not anybody's cheerleading coach anymore. 205 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,126 You betrayed me. 206 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:12,087 And in case you haven't heard, I like to play dirty. 207 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,715 [Both Scream] 208 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,759 [Groans, Spits] 209 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,554 [Coughs] I don't even remember putting that in there. 210 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,805 [School Bell Rings] [Groans] 211 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,308 I think Blaine's version of the song... 212 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,310 is actually better than the original. 213 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,479 - But it's not in his natural key, so... - How dare you. 214 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,356 Enough. I'm tired of this. 215 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,150 I agree. I think we should just let you pick the song that you wanna sing. 216 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,570 No. I'm tired of the Warblers being all about me. 217 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,616 David, please make sure everything I'm about to say goes down in the official minutes. 218 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,826 - We are going to lose at regionals. - [Boy] What? 219 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,245 - [Chattering] - I am incredibly grateful... 220 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,498 for the belief you've all given me as a junior member... 221 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,541 to lead you all in these wonderful songs this year. 222 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,378 But from what Kurt has told me about New Directions, 223 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,755 I just know I can't beat them on my own, 224 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,258 which is why I propose that we rearrange our 11:00 number... 225 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,638 and turn it into a duet to showcase other talent in this group. 226 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,140 - Why don't we just play it on kazoos? - Point of order. 227 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,810 Now, we all lost one of our own this week. 228 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,812 Pavarotti's voice was silenced by death, 229 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,440 and I don't wanna silence anyone else's voices in this group. 230 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,568 I think Pavarotti would roll over in his tiny, tiny little grave. 231 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:20,197 - The placement of which has yet to be determined. - All right. A vote. 232 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:24,952 Who's in favor of Warbler Blaine's proposal for a dual lead at regionals? 233 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,832 Oh, can I put my name on that audition list? 234 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,376 No. No auditions. 235 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,879 I wanna sing the duet with Kurt. 236 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,300 That's ridiculous. There are so many great voices. 237 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,344 Everyone deserves a shot at that honor. 238 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,721 All in favor of Kurt being my duet partner at regionals? 239 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,769 Decided. Congratulations, Kurt. 240 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,563 [Applause] Congrats. 241 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,815 [School Bell Rings] 242 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,693 All right, guys, let's hear it for our first songwriting seminar. 243 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,237 [Cheering, Whooping] 244 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,490 While Quinn and Rachel are hard at work, we're gonna try to write an anthem of our own. 245 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,243 Now, these are rhyming dictionaries for all of you. 246 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,205 Mr. Schue, Tina and I have been already working on a song that I wrote. 247 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,666 Really? That's amazing. Well, can we hear it? 248 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,043 All right. 249 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,546 - [Artie Clapping] - [Lauren] Whoo! Yeah! 250 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,924 This is a song that I wrote for Sam. It's called "Trouty Mouth." 251 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:24,219 Wait. What's it called? "Trouty Mouth." 252 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,138 ♪♪ [Sensual Jazz] 253 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:35,606 ♪ Guppy face ♪ 254 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:41,904 ♪ Trouty mouth ♪ 255 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,740 ♪ Is that how people's lips look ♪ 256 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,744 ♪ Where you come from in the south? ♪ 257 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:59,213 ♪ Grouper mouth ♪ 258 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:06,386 ♪ Froggy lips ♪ 259 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:12,935 ♪ I love sucking on those salamander lips ♪ 260 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,646 ♪ Wanna put a fish hook ♪ 261 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:19,274 ♪ In those lips so cherry red ♪ 262 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,777 ♪ If you tried hard enough ♪ 263 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:26,323 ♪ You could suck a baby's head ♪ 264 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,658 ♪ Whoo ♪ 265 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,952 Okay, can we stop? Stop with the mouth jokes. 266 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,329 - Sit down. I'm not finished. - Yes, you are. 267 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,331 Mr. Schue, we're not doing a song at regionals called "Trouty Mouth." 268 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,667 You know what? I-I have to agree with Sam on this one. 269 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,377 But such a good first effort. 270 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,713 I just don't think it's got the epic feel we need for regionals. 271 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,508 Mr. Schue, I wrote a song too. I wrote it for Lauren. 272 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,219 I know that when I sang "Fat Bottomed Girls," 273 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:51,598 it might have hurt her feelings a little bit, but I think this makes up for it. 274 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,893 It's got a bit of a rockabilly feel, so it could give us an edge this weekend. 275 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,145 All right. Show us what you got. 276 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,772 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 277 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,316 It's called "Big Ass... Heart." 278 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:06,280 ♪♪ [Rockabilly] 279 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:13,662 ♪ My girl went to the doctor 'cause her heart had palpitations ♪ 280 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,583 ♪ Said cut the carbs or else she'd end up pushin' up carnations ♪ 281 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:21,503 ♪ She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh, Lordy ♪ 282 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,382 ♪ If you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age 40" ♪ 283 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:29,553 ♪ My girl said, "Hey, lookee, on that fancy X-ray chart" ♪ 284 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,181 ♪ Said the doctor, "Holy hell, that's one G. D. Big-ass heart" ♪ 285 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:37,394 ♪ I'm telling you, my friend, my girl's got a big-ass heart ♪ 286 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:41,189 ♪ When she shops for groceries, that heart gets its own damn cart ♪ 287 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,110 ♪ That big-ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest ♪ 288 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:49,072 ♪ And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest ♪ 289 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,534 ♪ I love that big-ass heart so much I think it isn't fair ♪ 290 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,496 ♪ Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs ♪ 291 00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,167 ♪ So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets ♪ 292 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:06,256 ♪ When that big-ass heart flies coach, it has to pay for two plane tickets ♪ 293 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,509 ♪ Oh, that big-ass heart ♪ 294 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:13,722 ♪ Oh, that big-ass heart ♪♪ 295 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,142 [Applause] 296 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,645 All right, guys, let's make Puck's song a contender, 297 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,772 but I don't totally think we're there yet. 298 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,774 So everyone look at your rhyming dictionaries, 299 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,692 and let's work on banging out some songs that rock. 300 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,778 [School Bell Rings] 301 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,781 - What do you wanna wear to prom? - Prom. What? 302 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,783 I know you're excited about regionals. So am I. 303 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,662 Wasn't I the one that supported Rachel's crazy original song idea? 304 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,622 Yeah. That was cool, by the way. 305 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,584 But whether we win that or even nationals, it's not gonna put you and I back where we belong. 306 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,419 - Which is where? - On top. 307 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,422 - On top of what? - We need to get elected for prom king and queen. 308 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,633 It's the ultimate status symbol. 309 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,511 So after regionals, we'll go public with our relationship... 310 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,763 and start the campaign. 311 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,848 I don't think that's a good idea. 312 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,520 Why? Because of Rachel? 313 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,564 She's really fragile right now. I just think we should wait until after nationals. 314 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,693 First it was after regionals. Now it's after nationals? 315 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,821 Do you wanna be in this relationship or not? Whoa. Scary Quinn. 316 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,782 Okay, uh, after regionals. 317 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,951 After regionals. 318 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,335 [School Bell Rings] 319 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,137 What's that? 320 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,056 I'm decorating Pavarotti's casket. 321 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:41,560 Well, finish up. I have the perfect song for our number, and we should practice. 322 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,644 Do tell. 323 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,772 "Candles" by Hey Monday. 324 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,025 I'm impressed. You're usually so Top 40. 325 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:53,363 Well, I just wanted something a little more emotional. 326 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,412 Why did you pick me to sing that song with? 327 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,169 Kurt, there is a moment... 328 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,591 when you say to yourself, "Oh, there you are. 329 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,844 I've been looking for you forever." 330 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,852 Watching you do "Blackbird" this week, 331 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,148 that was a moment for me, 332 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,400 about you. 333 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,698 Y-You move me, Kurt. 334 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:43,038 And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. 335 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,519 [Laughs] 336 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,855 Uh, we should... we should practice. 337 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,608 I thought we were. 338 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,281 ♪♪ [R & B] 339 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,538 ♪ Mama said, "Get your ass out of bed" ♪ 340 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,082 ♪ I said, "Hell to the no" ♪ 341 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,878 ♪ Said, "Wash your grandma's nasty head" ♪ 342 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,797 ♪ I said, "Hell to the no" ♪ 343 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,549 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 344 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,302 ♪ They tried to take away my tots ♪ 345 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,263 ♪ I said, "Hell to the no" ♪ 346 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,684 ♪ Yeah, 'cause I'm the one that calls the shots ♪ 347 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,687 ♪ And I say, "Hell to the no" ♪ 348 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,730 ♪ Ohh-oh ♪ 349 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,900 ♪ Try to make me change my weave ♪ 350 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,444 ♪ Well, I got something up my sleeve ♪ 351 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,029 ♪ It's a whole lotta ♪ 352 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,573 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 353 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,658 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the ♪ 354 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,870 ♪ No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no ♪ 355 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,496 ♪ I said, whoa, oh, oh ♪ 356 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,832 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the ♪ 357 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,669 ♪ No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no ♪ 358 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,171 ♪ Tell me I should eat my Wheaties ♪ 359 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,841 ♪ You know what? Hell to the no ♪ 360 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,342 ♪ Hell to the no ♪ 361 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:23,388 ♪ Tell me I'll come down with diabetes ♪ 362 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,390 ♪ Hell to the no, oh, oh ♪ 363 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,474 ♪ Hell to the no ♪ 364 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:30,312 ♪ Try to make me change my eats ♪ 365 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,023 ♪ But, baby, that just isn't me ♪ 366 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,399 ♪ I'm a whole lotta ♪ 367 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,901 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 368 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,028 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the ♪ 369 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,656 ♪ No-no, no-no No, no, no, no ♪ 370 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,618 ♪ Take me, you can leave me, but I won't never change ♪ 371 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,663 ♪ If you don't like the rules, don't play my game ♪ 372 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,292 ♪ Time for me to get R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪ 373 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,961 ♪ But if I don't, it's all in me ♪ 374 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,338 ♪ Hey-hey-hey ♪ 375 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,505 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 376 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,841 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the ♪ 377 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,427 ♪ No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no ♪ 378 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,387 ♪ Aw, hell to the no ♪♪ 379 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,765 Yeah. Mercedes. 380 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,059 Really, really good. Thank you. 381 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,937 But, um... "But," my butt, Mr. Schue. That song was amazing. 382 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,814 No, I agree. I'm just not sure that it's regionals material. 383 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,068 [Sighs] Mr. Schue, I wrote another verse of "Trouty Mouth." 384 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,570 No. No, no, no. Guys, guys, just think about it. 385 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,656 What's your favorite song of all time? 386 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,741 - "My Headband." - Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know." 387 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327 - "What's Going On," Marvin Gaye. - Puckerman, you're on a roll. 388 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,372 - And what are all those songs about? - Headbands. 389 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,583 All these songs come from a place of pain. 390 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,002 The greatest songs are about hurt. 391 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,005 And that's the side of yourselves I want you to get in touch with. 392 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,716 That should be easy. Coach Sylvester tortures us for no reason... 393 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,843 and tries to get the entire school to hate us. 394 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,471 Yesterday she filled Britt's and my locker with dirt. 395 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,431 Okay, okay. Slow down. Slow down. 396 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,433 Well, she literally throws sticks at me. 397 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,689 - What are you doing? - Throwing sticks at your head. 398 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,774 I'm gonna crush you at regionals. 399 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,735 - Okay, what else? - She called the Ohio secretary of state... 400 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,571 saying she was me and I wanna legally change my name to Tina Cohen-Loser. 401 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,282 She... 402 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,076 Mean. Mean. 403 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,287 Okay, and how does that make you feel? 404 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,999 Well, at first it hurts, 405 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,710 but then it mostly makes you wanna win. 406 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,170 Guys, 407 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,548 I think you may have just found your song. 408 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,679 Now let's get to writing. 409 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:31,266 ♪♪ [Slow Tempo] 410 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,893 You're late. We're friends, right? 411 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,562 Yeah, I guess so. 412 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,814 Like, everything happened last year. 413 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,608 You gave your baby to my mom. We kind of bonded over it, right? 414 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,361 What's your point? My point is is that... 415 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,530 I know we haven't spent a lot of time together this year, 416 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,492 but I thought that we were close enough to be honest with each other. 417 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,995 Go ahead. Ask me. 418 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,330 Fine. Are you and Finn together? 419 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,959 Yes. It's been a couple of weeks. 420 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,587 It's like Groundhog's Day with you, Rachel. 421 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,758 How many times do you have to make the same mistake to realize it's not gonna work out? 422 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,302 Well, thank you for being honest with me, Quinn, 423 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,304 and I'm happy for you and Finn. 424 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,306 But don't go and try to rewrite history, okay? 425 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,933 It was real between us. He chose me over you. 426 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,311 And how long did that last for? 427 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,773 Why are you being so mean? 428 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,697 Do you wanna know how this story plays out? 429 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,160 I get Finn. You get heartbroken. 430 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,872 And then Finn and I will stay here and start a family. 431 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:40,585 I'll become a successful real estate agent, 432 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,214 and Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop. 433 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,674 You don't belong here, Rachel, 434 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:50,095 and you can't hate me for helping to send you on your way. 435 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,971 No. 436 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:55,433 I'm not giving up on Finn. It's not over between us. 437 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:58,812 Yes, it is. You're so frustrating. 438 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:01,064 And that is why you can't write a good song, 439 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,192 because you live in this little schoolgirl fantasy of life. 440 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,278 Rachel, if you keep looking for that happy ending, 441 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,364 then you are never gonna get it right. 442 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,326 So we're done with that, and why don't we just return to our work, okay? 443 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,286 [Exhales] 444 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,375 No. I think I'm gonna write this song on my own. 445 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,508 [Sniffles] 446 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:44,190 Hey, buddy, you gettin' ready to load up the bus and head off to regionals? 447 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,359 - Awesome. - You seem awfully chipper. 448 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,946 Oh, I am, William. I'm positively drunk with confidence. 449 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,324 In fact, I am so sure of my Glee Club's impending win, 450 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,535 I'm gonna drop a little turdlet on you. 451 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,745 I lied to you last week, William. 452 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,998 I forged that letter from My Chemical Romance. 453 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,000 Also, I didn't sleep with their drummer. 454 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,377 The drummer I slept with was that guy from Jimmy Eat World. 455 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,921 Actually, Sue, I'm glad you lied. 456 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,883 It gave my kids the opportunity to try their hand at songwriting. 457 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,885 Oh, so you're trying to lose. 458 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,304 You have an awful lot of confidence for a rookie, Sue. 459 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:19,601 William, while your kids are singing songs about blackheads and eczema, 460 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:24,063 I will be unleashing a set list custom-made for that panel of judges. 461 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:29,736 [Man] And now our judges for the 2011 Midwest Regional Show Choir Competition... 462 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:34,490 local broadcasting legend and man about town, Rod Remington! 463 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:37,660 ♪♪ [Marching Band Drums] 464 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:42,707 Recent Tea Party candidate and homeschooler, Tammy Jean Albertson! 465 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,627 ♪♪ [Drums] 466 00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:49,881 And former exotic dancer and current Carmelite nun, 467 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,675 author of the upcoming Lima Press memoir, Habit to Habit, 468 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,761 Sister Mary Constance. 469 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,221 ♪♪ [Drums] [Whistling] 470 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,306 And now, from Westvale High School, 471 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,476 let's have a warm welcome for Aural Intensity! 472 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,603 [Cheering] 473 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:08,066 ♪♪ [Fast Tempo] 474 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,902 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ ♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 475 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,447 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ ♪ I'm a friend of Jesus ♪ 476 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,408 - ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ - ♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 477 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,786 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 478 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:23,498 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] ♪ He taught me how to live my life as it should be ♪ 479 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,501 ♪ He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me ♪ 480 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,921 ♪ I've had friends before and I can tell you that ♪ 481 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:33,007 ♪ He's one who will never leave you flat ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 482 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,719 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ ♪ Je-Je-Je-Jesus ♪ 483 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,347 - ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 484 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,308 ♪ Friend of mine Friend of mine Friend of mine ♪♪ 485 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:43,977 Whoo! 486 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,688 [Loud Cheering] 487 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,150 [No Audible Dialogue] 488 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,700 [Exhales] 489 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,244 Has anyone ever literally died on stage? 490 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,080 Are you nervous? 491 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,707 Please don't judge me. 492 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:09,794 This is the first time I've had a solo in front of a competition audience. 493 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,130 I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics... 494 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,008 or I'm going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. 495 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,302 [Nervous Laugh] 496 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,679 Okay, you can judge me. 497 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:23,641 I think it's adorable. I think you're adorable. 498 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:27,979 And the only people that are gonna be dying tonight are the people in that audience, 499 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:31,399 because you and I are gonna kill this thing. 500 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,484 Come on. Let's go. [Man] And now, from Westerville, Ohio, 501 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:36,612 the Dalton Academy Warblers! 502 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:39,449 [Applause] 503 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:46,456 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 504 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,629 ♪ The power lines went out ♪ 505 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:56,424 ♪ And I am all alone ♪ 506 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,843 ♪ But I don't really care at all ♪ 507 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,679 ♪ Not answering my phone ♪ 508 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:04,307 ♪ All the games you played ♪ 509 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,809 ♪ The promises you made ♪ 510 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:09,395 ♪ Couldn't finish what you started ♪ 511 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,316 ♪ Only darkness still remains ♪ 512 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,194 ♪ Lost sight ♪ 513 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,781 ♪ Couldn't see ♪ 514 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,325 [Both] ♪ When it was you and me ♪ 515 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,411 ♪ Blow the candles out ♪ 516 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:29,540 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight ♪ 517 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,378 ♪ I'm beginning to see the light ♪ 518 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:36,297 ♪ Blow the candles out ♪ 519 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,426 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight ♪ 520 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:44,722 ♪ But I think I'll be all right ♪ 521 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:47,350 ♪ One day ♪ 522 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,894 ♪ You will wake up ♪ 523 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:54,857 ♪ With nothing but your sorrys ♪ 524 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:58,403 ♪ Sorrys ♪ ♪ And someday ♪ 525 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,571 ♪ You will get back ♪ 526 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:06,702 ♪ Everything you gave me ♪ 527 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:08,830 ♪ Blow the candles out ♪ 528 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:13,418 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight ♪ 529 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:17,713 ♪ I'm beginning to see the light ♪ 530 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,966 ♪ Blow the candles out ♪ ♪ Candles out ♪ 531 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:24,387 - ♪ Looks like a solo tonight ♪ - ♪ Solo tonight ♪ 532 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:31,144 ♪ But I think I'll be all right ♪♪ 533 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:35,982 [Cheering] 534 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:42,738 [Loud Cheering, Whistling] 535 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,078 ♪ Right, right Turn off the lights ♪ 536 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,122 ♪ We gonna lose our minds tonight ♪ 537 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,040 ♪ What's the dealio? ♪ 538 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,168 ♪ Changa, chang, chicka-chang, chicka-chang ♪ 539 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,794 ♪ I love when it's all too much ♪ 540 00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:58,921 ♪ 5:00 a.m. Turn the radio up ♪ 541 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,007 ♪ Where's the rock and roll? ♪ 542 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:02,717 ♪ Chang, changa chicka-chang, chicka-chang ♪ 543 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:06,429 ♪ Party crasher Penny snatcher ♪ 544 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:10,099 ♪ Call me up if you are gangsta ♪ 545 00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:14,479 ♪ Don't be fancy Just get dancey ♪ 546 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,690 ♪ Why so serious? ♪ 547 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:20,735 ♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪ 548 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,780 ♪ In all the right ways All my underdogs ♪ 549 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:28,784 ♪ We will never be, never be anything but loud ♪ 550 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,580 ♪ And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks ♪ 551 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,834 ♪ Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass? ♪ 552 00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:40,338 ♪ Just come on and come on and raise your glass ♪ 553 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,256 ♪ Raise your glass ♪ 554 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,969 ♪ So if you're too school for cool ♪ 555 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,221 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 556 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,473 ♪ And you're treated like a fool ♪ 557 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:51,891 ♪ Like a fool ♪ 558 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:54,644 ♪ You can choose to let it go ♪ 559 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:55,645 ♪ Let it go ♪ 560 00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:58,523 ♪ We can always We can always ♪ 561 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,526 ♪ Party on our own ♪ 562 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,444 ♪ So raise your ♪ 563 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:06,906 ♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪ 564 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,493 ♪ In all the right ways All my underdogs ♪ 565 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,288 ♪ We will never be, never be anything but loud ♪ 566 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,084 ♪ And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks ♪ 567 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:22,838 ♪ Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass? ♪ 568 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:27,176 ♪ Just come on and come on and raise your glass ♪ 569 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,761 ♪ For me ♪♪ 570 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,514 [Loud Cheering, Whistling] 571 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:34,809 Whoo! 572 00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,656 Hey. Break a leg. 573 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:54,203 Last time we were here, you told me you loved me. 574 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,167 I really like your song. 575 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:04,880 Listen carefully, because I mean every word of it. 576 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,134 [Man] And now, from William McKinley High in Lima, Ohio, 577 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,636 the New Directions! 578 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,390 [Applause] 579 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,907 ♪♪ [Piano: Ballad] 580 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,167 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 581 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,711 ♪ I wish I could run ♪ 582 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:48,799 ♪ Away from this ship going under ♪ 583 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,261 ♪ Just trying to help ♪ 584 00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:55,264 ♪ Hurt everyone else ♪ 585 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:59,977 ♪ Now I feel the weight of the world is ♪ 586 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:05,399 ♪ On my shoulders ♪ 587 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:11,155 ♪ What can you do when your good isn't good enough ♪ 588 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:16,494 ♪ And all that you touch tumbles down? ♪ 589 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:22,500 ♪ 'Cause my best intentions keep making a mess of things ♪ 590 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:27,838 ♪ I just wanna fix it somehow ♪ 591 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:33,719 ♪ But how many times will it take? ♪ 592 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:39,016 ♪ Oh, how many times will it take for me ♪ 593 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:49,402 ♪ To get it right? ♪ 594 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:51,946 Oh, my God. They're doing original songs. 595 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,824 ♪ Can I start again ♪ 596 00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,993 ♪ With my faith shaken? ♪ 597 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:02,957 ♪ 'Cause I can't go back and undo this ♪ 598 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,669 ♪ I just have to stay ♪ 599 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,630 ♪ And face my mistakes ♪ 600 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:13,968 ♪ But if I get stronger and wiser ♪ 601 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:19,682 ♪ I'll get through this ♪ 602 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:25,271 ♪ What can you do when your good isn't good enough ♪ 603 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:30,609 ♪ And all that you touch tumbles down? ♪ 604 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:36,157 ♪ But how many times will it take? ♪ 605 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:41,871 ♪ Oh, how many times will it take for me ♪ 606 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:47,543 ♪ To get it right? ♪ 607 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,298 ♪ So I throw up my fists ♪ 608 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:55,468 ♪ Throw a punch in the air ♪ 609 00:34:55,552 --> 00:35:01,015 ♪ And accept the truth that sometimes life isn't fair ♪ 610 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,851 ♪ Yeah, I'll send out a wish ♪ 611 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,937 ♪ And I'll send up a prayer ♪ 612 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:09,815 ♪ Then finally someone will see ♪ 613 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:14,320 ♪ How much I care ♪ 614 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:19,950 [Chorus] ♪ What can you do when your good isn't good enough ♪ 615 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:25,289 ♪ And all that you touch tumbles down? ♪ 616 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,750 ♪ Oh, my best intentions ♪ 617 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:31,128 ♪ Keep making a mess of things ♪ 618 00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:36,717 ♪ Just wanna fix it somehow ♪ 619 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:41,806 ♪ But how many times will it take? ♪ 620 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:48,270 ♪ Oh, how many times will it take ♪ 621 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:54,693 ♪ To get it right? ♪ 622 00:35:54,778 --> 00:36:01,325 ♪ To get it right? ♪♪ 623 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,830 [Applause, Cheering] 624 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,840 Ladies and gentlemen, we're the New Directions. 625 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:19,301 [Loud Cheering] 626 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,981 ♪ Yeah, you may think that I'm a zero ♪ 627 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:37,027 ♪ But hey, everyone you wanna be probably started off like me ♪ 628 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:41,240 ♪ And you may say that I'm a freak show ♪ ♪ I don't care ♪ 629 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:44,243 ♪ But hey, give it just a little time ♪ 630 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,537 ♪ I bet you're gonna change your mind ♪ 631 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:51,792 ♪ All of that dirt you've been throwing my way ♪ 632 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:55,129 ♪ It ain't so hard to take That's right ♪ 633 00:36:55,213 --> 00:37:00,384 ♪ 'Cause I know one day you'll be screaming my name ♪ 634 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:03,470 ♪ And I'll just look away That's right ♪ 635 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:07,099 - Whoo! - ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth ♪ 636 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,351 ♪ So everyone can hear ♪ 637 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:13,230 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down Baby, I don't care ♪ 638 00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:16,483 ♪ Keep it up and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 639 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,319 ♪ You wanna be ♪ 640 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:24,700 ♪ You wanna be a loser like me ♪ 641 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,620 ♪ A loser like me ♪ 642 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:31,373 ♪ Push me up against the locker ♪ 643 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,209 ♪ And hey, all I do is shake it off ♪ 644 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:36,128 ♪ I'll get you back when I'm your boss ♪ 645 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:40,507 ♪ I'm not thinking about you haters ♪ 646 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,510 ♪ 'Cause hey, I can be a superstar ♪ 647 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,137 ♪ I'll see you when you wash my car ♪ 648 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:50,684 ♪ All of the dirt you've been throwing my way ♪ 649 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,355 ♪ It ain't so hard to take That's right ♪ 650 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:59,610 ♪ 'Cause I know one day you'll be screaming my name ♪ 651 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,737 ♪ And I'll just look away ♪ 652 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,238 ♪ That's right ♪ 653 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,200 ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth ♪ 654 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,701 ♪ So everyone can hear ♪ 655 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,788 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down ♪ 656 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,373 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 657 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:15,417 ♪ Keep it up and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 658 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,586 ♪ You wanna be ♪ 659 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:22,007 ♪ You wanna be a loser like me ♪ 660 00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:24,551 ♪ So go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth ♪ 661 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,011 ♪ So everyone can hear ♪ 662 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,806 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down ♪ 663 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,349 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 664 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,060 ♪ Keep it up and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 665 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,646 ♪ You wanna be ♪ 666 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:39,817 ♪ You wanna be a loser like me ♪ 667 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,236 [Rachel] ♪ A loser like me ♪ 668 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,905 ♪ A loser like me ♪♪ 669 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:49,368 [Cheering] 670 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,793 Before we start, I would like to say I am not a witch. 671 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:01,797 But, um, I think it's fair to ask: 672 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:06,051 Do we have written proof that these kids were born in the United States of America? 673 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,595 For a nun, I'm pretty liberal. 674 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:12,641 But... I'm barely a nun. 675 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:16,270 In fact, I just joined because I needed a place to live. Bless you. 676 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,231 The convent is the one place I knew I could stay off the pole. 677 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,483 But my question is this: 678 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,777 That Dalton Academy, is it a gay school... 679 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,946 or is it just a school that appears gay? 680 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,199 Could I add a dash of Rod to this lady soup? 681 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,370 My hairdresser is a gay. 682 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:38,250 And for 15 years, he's been with his partner, also a hairdresser. 683 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,335 I see no reason why they shouldn't be allowed to marry... 684 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,379 and raise a family of beautiful wigs. 685 00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,840 I like the duet the two boys from Dalton sang. 686 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,217 Well, boys shouldn't do a duet. The last thing we need to do... 687 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:51,221 is send a message to children that "gay is okay." 688 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:53,307 It is not a legitimate lifestyle, 689 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,684 and last time I checked, it's not in the Constitution. 690 00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:58,437 - What about that song about Jesus? - Well, that should win. 691 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:02,024 Uh-uh-uh. No, no, no. That is just cheap pandering. 692 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,693 I didn't even like to be pandered to when I was a stripper. 693 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:07,905 Those New Directions had it going on. Those songs were fresh. 694 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:11,408 Those songs were terrible. I am sorry. But I'm a politician. 695 00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:14,161 And when I lost my last election... and there will be a recount- 696 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,663 I didn't go around singing about being a loser. 697 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,124 I twittered that Obama is a terrorist. 698 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,168 Oh, no, you didn't. I had to. It's a fact. 699 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,754 Okay, ladies, I've heard enough. 700 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:26,131 Let's... vote. 701 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:28,342 [Man] And now to announce our winner, 702 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:32,012 Lieutenant Governor Stevens's wife, Carla Turlington Stevens. 703 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,106 My husband is verbally abusive, 704 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:44,733 and I have been drinking since noon. 705 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,785 I'm bored. Let's just see who won, huh? 706 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:05,087 The New Directions, you're going to nationals in New York. [Screaming] 707 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,756 [Loud Cheering] 708 00:41:07,841 --> 00:41:11,552 [Audio Fading] 709 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:45,669 [Kurt] Farewell, sweet prince. 710 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,089 [Blaine] I'm so sorry, Kurt. 711 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,925 I know this is really upsetting for you. 712 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:55,262 Reminds you of your mom's funeral, doesn't it? 713 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,097 [Sniffling] 714 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:59,099 The casket was bigger. 715 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,767 But yes. 716 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,146 It's not just that though. 717 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,691 Honestly, I'm upset that we lost at regionals. 718 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:11,236 The competition season's over, but we'll still get to perform. 719 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,697 We do nursing home shows all the time. 720 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,533 And do you know how many Gaps there are in Ohio? 721 00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:18,118 Tons. 722 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:22,289 Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win. 723 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:27,294 You did win. So did I. 724 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:31,590 We got each other out of all this. 725 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:34,092 That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think? 726 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,226 - [School Bell Rings] - I'll show you the video when you get home. 727 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,311 Have fun in the sweat lodge. 728 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,440 Namaste to you too. Okay, bye. 729 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:52,069 Miss Holliday sends her best and can't wait to congratulate you all in person... 730 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,363 when she gets back from her meditation retreat. 731 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:57,074 Now, we all know that winning regionals was a team effort, 732 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:59,201 and nationals isn't going to be any different. 733 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:02,496 But like in sports, every winning team has a player that rises above... 734 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,957 to help carry their teammates to victory... the M.V. P. 735 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:08,543 And I would like to start a tradition of honoring that player... 736 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,754 after every one of our competitions. 737 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,548 So, per a unanimous vote by all of you, 738 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:18,470 our regionals M.V. P. Is... Miss Rachel Berry. 739 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,306 Whoo! Come on up. 740 00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:23,183 - Yeah! - Congratulations. 741 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:24,726 Thank you. [Laughs] 742 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:26,979 If I could just say a few words. Sure. 743 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:29,231 And here she goes, making me regret voting for her. 744 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:31,441 Well, first of all, I just wanna say... 745 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:33,735 how amazing the song you guys wrote was. 746 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:37,030 I-I was so inspired. You know, it's... it's funny. 747 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:41,702 I've won a lot of trophies before for singing competitions and dancing competitions, 748 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:45,706 but I've always felt like the girl who never gets the brass ring. 749 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,710 And maybe I never will. 750 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:54,548 But today and at regionals, 751 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,758 the way you guys believed in me... 752 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:59,845 and took a chance with me... 753 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:03,807 All I've ever wanted was to feel special... 754 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,392 and to feel chosen. 755 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,477 And I just, um... 756 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:10,022 I wanted to thank you guys so much for giving me that. 757 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,482 So that's all. 758 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:13,859 [Artie] M.V. P! 759 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,610 [Whooping] 760 00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:17,612 [Artie] M.V. P! 761 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,406 M.V. P.! [Laughing] 762 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,951 [School Bell Rings] 763 00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:26,997 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 764 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:31,585 ♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing] 765 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:50,103 ♪♪ [Ends] 766 00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:58,904 English - US - PSDH