1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,044 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,630 Puck's got a thing for Lauren. She's not down with it. 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,257 - I don't think you're ready for this jelly. - Finn kissed Quinn, 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,093 who's supposed to be dating Sam, and Rachel kissed Finn too, 5 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,302 but he didn't feel the fireworks. 6 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:13,054 - The cheek? - Can you believe that? 7 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,889 Sue tried to shoot Brittany out of a cannon to win nationals, 8 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,350 but the only thing she won was Katie Couric's Loser of the Year. 9 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,810 I hate you, Diane Sawyer. 10 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,937 That's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,566 [Will Narrating] I actually learned something in my Spanish class today. 12 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,818 "Regresar." 13 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,655 Who knows what that means? 14 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,865 "To come back." 15 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,785 That's right. I realized the old Will Schuester was back. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,497 Glee Club's going to regionals, we got all of Sue's Cheerios money, 17 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,541 I'm past Terri, I'm over Emma. 18 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,501 "Come back." Now, if we're gonna put it... 19 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,585 Will. 20 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,629 It's an emergency. 21 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,758 [Emma] Becky Jackson opened Sue's journal and found this. 22 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,177 "Good-bye, cruel world"? 23 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,179 She could be dead by now. 24 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,652 It's weird the door's open. 25 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,612 Sue? Sue? 26 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:15,032 No? All right. 27 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,201 - [Thuds] - [Emma] Oh. 28 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,872 Sue. Oh, my God. 29 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,834 Oh, Sue. Sue. 30 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,296 Wake up, Sue. Sue, wake up. I don't feel a pulse. She doesn't have a pulse. 31 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,672 Yeah, I do. 32 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,717 I just stopped my own heart. It's my C. I.A. Training. 33 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,052 These gummy vitamins didn't work at all. 34 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:38,765 I was told you take enough vitamin "A," and you drift off into a blissful oblivion. 35 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:42,727 Instead my face just got really hot, and my jaw's sore from all that chewing. 36 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,562 [Sighs Deeply] 37 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,439 I have nothing to live for. 38 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,065 That's not untrue. 39 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,276 Emma, we did not come here to give her a pep talk. 40 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,612 I'm sorry, Sue, but you brought this on yourself. 41 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,448 I am well aware of my situation, Will. 42 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,659 After my humiliating failure to qualify for nationals, 43 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,077 there is nothing for me... 44 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,370 or my Cheerios to do... 45 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,914 for the rest of the year. 46 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,624 Why don't you do what other cheer squads do? 47 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,292 Namely cheer for the teams at the school. 48 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,211 Yeah, like that's gonna happen. 49 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,545 Emma, let's go. 50 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,424 Sue, you are nasty, manipulative and petty. 51 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,343 Will, you have more grease in your hair... 52 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,094 than the guy behind WikiLeaks. 53 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:21,098 Oh. I for one am not gonna play backup at your little pity party. 54 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,975 Take it easy, Sue. 55 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,896 [School Bell Rings] 56 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,815 Hey. 57 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,817 Hi. 58 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,487 So I wanted to confirm our date on Friday at Color Me Mine. 59 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,405 Wait. You were serious about that? 60 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,242 It's painting coasters time. 61 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,412 So, we good for Friday? 62 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,248 Yeah, I think so. 63 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,251 I mean, I don't think I have anything else to do. 64 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,377 Cool. 65 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,757 [Sam Narrating] Things have been weird since Quinn got mono a couple weeks ago. 66 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,926 Everyone keeps telling me that she must have kissed Finn, 67 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,221 but I believe it when she told me what really happened. 68 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:04,225 I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life. 69 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,485 [Screams] 70 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,488 He's not breathing! 71 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,081 I totally almost choked on a gum ball once. 72 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,293 [School Bell Rings] 73 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,336 I know she's into me. 74 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,298 Just get the feeling that I'm losing her. 75 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,217 I can't let that happen. 76 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:41,596 Quinn's the best thing that's happened to me since I got to this school. 77 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,558 But how? 78 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:50,062 Of course. My dad always said there are two ways to get a woman to love you: 79 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,024 Take her hunting and rock and roll. 80 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,026 I knew what I had to do. 81 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:58,154 I mean, who's more rock and roll than Justin Bieber? 82 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,448 No one. That's who. 83 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:04,160 The hair was step one. Step two was booking a couple of bat mitzvah gigs... 84 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,579 to test how my new one-man band would go over. 85 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,747 [Thuds] 86 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:11,167 Hey. I'm The Justin Bieber Experience. 87 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:17,465 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ 88 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:22,261 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby ♪ 89 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,930 - ♪ No ♪ - [All Giggling] 90 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:28,601 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ 91 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,645 - [All Screaming] - ♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 92 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,066 [Sam Narrating] Heads up, Quinn Fabray. 93 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:39,236 You're about to be hit head-on with the full blond Bieber. 94 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:41,238 Hey, Brittany. We need to talk. 95 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,240 Why are my leg warmers on your arms? 96 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,284 I got cold. But no, we had a deal, okay? 97 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:48,120 As I explained, I am in the midst of a career resurgence, okay? 98 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,998 I am done with boys, and I am concentrating fully on my career now. 99 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,460 The only way to make a complete comeback is to dominate popular discussion. 100 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,421 Maybe launch a trend or two. I gave you half of my allowance... 101 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,007 so you could take a signature look of mine and make it popular. 102 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,969 And we decided that leg warmers were more likely to catch on than reindeer sweaters. 103 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,846 Yes, precisely. But it won't work if you insist on wearing them incorrectly. 104 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,848 I didn't realize that there were rules. 105 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,017 Of course there are rules. Look. They're leg warmers. 106 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,561 Well, can I wear them that way tomorrow? 107 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,022 I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer. 108 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,441 No one ever taught me how to read a calendar. Fine. Fine. 109 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,529 And when people ask you who gave you the inspiration for your new accessory, 110 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,906 you're gonna say, "I'm just copying"... 111 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,742 I'm just copying Rachel Berry. Fantastic. 112 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,161 [School Bell Rings] 113 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,496 [Shouting] 114 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,581 You know how I feel about hats! 115 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,543 Just 'cause. 116 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,838 None of you should be making eye contact with me. 117 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,673 Get out! Go! 118 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,883 Get used to this abuse, Glee kids! 119 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,886 I got nothing but time. 120 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,472 Nothing but time. 121 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:55,146 I think she's dangerous. Idle hands are the devil's playthings. 122 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,189 I mean, Sue's got nothing to do now, 123 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,443 which means it's only a matter of time before she starts coming after the Glee Club. 124 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,195 Hey, Will, Esmé. 125 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,906 So sorry for not being sorry for interrupting. 126 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,451 But would you mind if I borrowed one of your rafters... 127 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,703 so I could hang myself? 128 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,205 I did a test run back in my office, and you know what? 129 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,250 There's asbestos up there, and that can kill a person. 130 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,961 Sue, sit. 131 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,505 Now, I understand you're upset, 132 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:25,009 but life is beautiful. 133 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,012 Are you gonna tell me there hasn't been one moment since your epic decline... 134 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,348 that you haven't felt yourself feel good about something? 135 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,894 Well, yes, Will. As a matter of fact, 136 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,521 there was... there was one moment. 137 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:41,275 I was driving to work this morning in my Le Car, 138 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,445 and Charlene's "I've Never Been to Me" came on the radio. 139 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,030 And when it got to the chorus, 140 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,866 I just opened my mouth and belted it out with her. 141 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,118 And I have to say, it felt really good. 142 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,746 Sue should join the Glee Club. 143 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,998 I'm sorry? I'd rather be dead. 144 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,751 Yes. She should... I mean, you can't join, but she can sit in. 145 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,169 Yes. Will. 146 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,797 Look. Sue is in a really bad place right now. 147 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,966 And you're always talking about the healing power of music. 148 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,885 There are studies that show it helps with depression, 149 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,553 it elevates the mood. 150 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,180 I have a pamphlet. 151 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,769 Emma, I don't think this is a good idea at all. 152 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,855 I agree with SpongeHair SquareChin. It's a stupid idea. 153 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:24,735 The football team did it for a spell, and that really brought people together, Will. 154 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,488 And this is a great chance for you to keep your eye on Sue. 155 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,698 You know, make sure the old gal's okay. 156 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:35,704 Well, you know what, folks, at this point, to alleviate my crippling depression, 157 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,041 I'd do anything. 158 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,879 This cannot be happening. This seems like a terrible idea. 159 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,465 Guys, it's not up for discussion. Okay? 160 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,843 Now, it's no secret that Coach Sylvester has taken her licks. 161 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,469 I mean, just wanky. 162 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,097 And I believe she could use a little sympathy from us. 163 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,266 Sympathy? From us? Uh-uh. 164 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,434 Yeah, all she's ever done is make our lives miserable. 165 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,145 She got exactly what she deserved. 166 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,230 You're lucky I left my blowgun at home, air bags, 167 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,274 'cause I got a clear shot at your nonnies. 168 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:08,529 Guys. Coach Sylvester has had her recent setbacks, but she is a proven champion. 169 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,907 Now, we could do worse than to have that kind of a winning record in our midst. 170 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,619 Let me break it down for you. I am no longer a threat to you people, all right? 171 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,497 I'm just hoping that your singing and dancing around... 172 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:21,542 will pull me out of my doldrums and give me a reason to live. 173 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,544 Is that too much to ask? 174 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:27,131 Guys, it's settled. Sue's gonna be with us for the week. 175 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,550 Now, I received an envelope in the mail today. 176 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,468 - [Murmuring] - [Will Chuckles] 177 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,513 - We know that we're facing Kurt and the Warblers at regionals. - Sweet Porcelain. 178 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,348 And it looks like this year... 179 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,017 we face Aural Intensity again. 180 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,144 They cleaned our clock last year. 181 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:44,106 Seems like the governing board has assigned a theme to this year's regionals, 182 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,026 and part of our score will be based upon how well we interpret it. 183 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,361 This year's theme: Anthem. 184 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,197 Now, who can tell us what an anthem is? 185 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,032 It's the bottom of an ant's pants. 186 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,742 So close. So close. No. 187 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,869 An anthem is an epic song, 188 00:08:56,953 --> 00:09:00,372 filled with a... a groundswell of emotion that somehow seems bigger than itself- 189 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,166 even bigger than the person performing it. 190 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:05,127 - Mr. Schue. - Oh, hey, Sam. I didn't even notice your new haircut. 191 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,004 - [Chuckles] - Yeah. I've been working on a new image... 192 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,131 to go with my new one-man band, The Justin Bieber Experience. 193 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,300 You've got to be kidding me. 194 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,719 Dude, that haircut makes your mouth look even bigger. 195 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,596 [All Chuckling] Let her speak. 196 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,765 Laugh all you want, but that kid's an epic talent, 197 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,517 and there's a number I've been working on that I've been wanting to show off. 198 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,354 And I think it qualifies as an anthem, because... 199 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,232 it's just hugely emotional and sums up our generation. 200 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,817 All right. Let's hear it, buddy. 201 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,486 I'm offended. 202 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,030 [Artie] He'll be good. 203 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,868 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 204 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,830 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 205 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,085 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 206 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,215 ♪ You know you love me I know you care ♪ 207 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,094 ♪ Just shout whenever and I'll be there ♪ 208 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:59,515 ♪ You want my love You want my heart ♪ 209 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,434 - ♪ And we will never, ever ♪ - This is actually a really good song. 210 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,811 ♪ Be apart ♪ 211 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,437 ♪ Are we an item? ♪ 212 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,273 - Whoo! - ♪ Girl, quit playin' ♪ 213 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,776 Whoo! ♪ "We're just friends"? What are you saying? ♪ 214 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,571 ♪ Say there's another and look right in my eyes ♪ 215 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,783 ♪ My first love broke my heart for the first time ♪ 216 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:22,496 ♪ And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ 217 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,083 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, no ♪ 218 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,296 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ 219 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,423 ♪ I thought you'd always be mine ♪ 220 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:36,260 ♪ Oh, oh, oh For you, I would have done whatever ♪ 221 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:40,639 - Whoo! - ♪ And I just can't believe we ain't together ♪ 222 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:44,351 ♪ And I want to play it cool, but I'm losing you ♪ 223 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,938 ♪ I'll buy you anything I'll buy you any ring ♪ 224 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,982 Ooh! ♪ And I'm in pieces ♪ 225 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,567 ♪ Baby, fix me ♪ 226 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,238 ♪ And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream ♪ 227 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,325 ♪ I'm going down, down, down, down ♪ 228 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,828 ♪ And I just can't believe my first love won't be around ♪ 229 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,790 ♪ And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ 230 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,169 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, no ♪ 231 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:14,340 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ 232 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,176 ♪ I thought you'd always be mine ♪ 233 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,094 ♪ I'm gone ♪ 234 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:30,064 ♪ Now I'm all gone ♪ 235 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,607 [Echoes] ♪ Gone, gone ♪ 236 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,777 ♪ I'm gone ♪♪ 237 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,238 [Cheering] 238 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,823 [Mike] The Biebster. 239 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,451 I gotta get that girl on my Cheerios. 240 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,872 [School Bell Rings] 241 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,874 We want in. 242 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,419 - In what? - The Justin Bieber Experience. We want in the band. 243 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,838 - But it's a one-man band. - So, expand. 244 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,883 I don't get it. You guys were totally making fun of me for singing Bieber. 245 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,094 That's because we underestimated the power of the Biebs. 246 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,762 He's clearly like a mini-god. 247 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,223 Look how you made all those chicks melt in Glee Club. 248 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,101 - Now think about the power of four Biebers. - We'd be unstoppable. 249 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,437 All of our relationships are in the standard post-Valentine's Day lull. 250 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,772 [Squawking] 251 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,607 Are you playing Angry Birds? 252 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,568 Sorry. Want me to show you my abs? 253 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,654 If you want to. 254 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,158 Here's what happens to the female chemistry. 255 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,203 They get a huge shot of endorphins on Valentine's Day, and everything is heightened... 256 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,080 and so romantic. 257 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,874 The problem is, days later, when they come down from their See's candy high, 258 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,836 they crash, and everything else by comparison is humdrum. 259 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,548 We need a sugary-sweet jolt of the Biebs to get us some action again. 260 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,717 - Why do you want in, Puckerman? - I'm at the end of my Lauren Zizes rope. 261 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,596 - I'll try anything to get into those enormous pants. - Uh, what's goin' on? 262 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:48,892 We're joining The Justin Bieber Experience, if Sam's cool with it. 263 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,812 And if not, we're starting our own band. Bieber Fever. 264 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,774 Wait, wait. You guys do realize that Justin Bieber sucks, right? 265 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,026 Quinn seemed to be pretty into him when I was singing in Glee Club. 266 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,154 Right. Well, I'm gonna spend my time working on songs... 267 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,531 that aren't geared toward 12-year-olds. Good. 268 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,285 Then you won't have time to pick up any other guys' girlfriends. Hey. Back off, man. 269 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,121 I didn't kiss your girlfriend. She saved my life. 270 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,084 So, what do you say? Are we in? 271 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,629 Fine. But we need to figure out something to do with Puckerman's hair. 272 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,548 [School Bell Rings] 273 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,638 Oh, no. 274 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,642 Those are really cute. Thanks. 275 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,478 No way. [School Bell Rings] 276 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,897 You're a genius. They have changed my life. 277 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,357 I didn't know my arms could be so toasty. 278 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,568 You're a hero. You should win some kind of award. 279 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,906 What are you doing? I'm so sorry, Rachel. It just sort of caught on. 280 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,116 I see that. Okay? That is not what we agreed upon. 281 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,577 I want my allowance back right now. It's already gone. 282 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:53,207 My uncle lost his job, and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. 283 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,375 I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money. 284 00:13:55,460 --> 00:14:00,422 Okay. The only way to proceed is for you to come to school dressed exactly like me. 285 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,801 What is that look called? Sexy schoolgirl librarian chic. 286 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,305 All right. You'd better get a move on, okay? Kids "R" Us closes at 6:00 p.m. Sharp. 287 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,890 Go, Brittany. 288 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:16,188 [Thinking] Dear journal, my lust for life is renewed. 289 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:20,150 I have found myself dropped behind enemy lines, 290 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,694 poised to destroy the Glee Club from within. 291 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,113 Schuester and his guidance counselor Ginger... 292 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,575 fell for my pity party hook, line and sinker. 293 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:33,205 And now I'm in and ready to sink them once and for all. 294 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:38,335 Thus begins my plan. I will pit these Glee Clubbers against one another, 295 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:44,091 rupturing the group internally until it explodes like a ripe zit. 296 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,093 - [Knocks] - You wanted to see me? 297 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,929 Yes. Mercedes, have a seat. 298 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,310 So I've decided I'm going to sing a song in Glee Club, and I need your advice. 299 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,771 Now, as you may know, I have a background in music. 300 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,857 For a brief period, I was the tambourine player for Wilson Phillips. 301 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:05,112 What I need to learn from you is how to be a diva. 302 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,781 Oh. Well, you've definitely come to the right girl. 303 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,702 I mean, being a diva is all about attitude, something I know you're not short on. 304 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,288 It's all about sassy fingers and shaking that weave, 305 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,624 and generally taking no nonsense from nobody. 306 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,251 Dig it, sister. 307 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,212 Well, I have to say I'm flattered and shocked that you came to me. 308 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:26,717 Oh, come now, Ra-chelle. It doesn't humble me too much to say I simply need your tutelage. 309 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,720 Well, I'll say this. Being a diva is all about emotion. 310 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,599 In fact, you feel so much emotion that it cannot be physically contained. 311 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,934 Sometimes you have to close your eyes and turn your head... 312 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,894 and push, push your feelings away! 313 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,521 They're that big! 314 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,359 Wow. Well, that Mercedes is wrong about you. 315 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,612 What? 316 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,947 What did she say? Oh, I don't remember the specifics. 317 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,951 Just something about you're not as talented as you think you are and all your ideas are horrible. 318 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,995 I don't know. Something like that. 319 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,207 - She said what? - Yep. Quote: 320 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,376 "Not that talented." 321 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,088 There you are. I heard what you said about me. 322 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,715 I heard what you said about me. 323 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,300 Just when I thought we were friends. 324 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,761 I guess that will just never happen, will it? I guess not. 325 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:14,389 You know, there's only one "l" in "diva," Rachel, and that "l" is me. 326 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,933 Guess we're just gonna have to settle this the old-fashioned way. 327 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,810 Diva-off. Tomorrow, Glee Club. 328 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,521 Why not right now? 'Cause I have to go get my cross-trainers. 329 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,983 Want to know why? I'm gonna be doing some runs. 330 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,534 [School Bell Rings] So, Friday night, 331 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,162 I figured we'd check out the Sullivan Rink. 332 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,581 They have ice rink bumper cars. 333 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,709 I told you. I haven't decided what I'm doing yet. 334 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,260 Sweet Jesus. Who bought tickets to Crazy Town? 335 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,315 All right. Looks like the guys here are ready to give us their anthem. 336 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,277 Hey, everybody. We are the new and improved The Justin Bieber Experience, 337 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,824 and we think this song is an anthem because everything Bieber does is epic. 338 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,701 - Truth. - Anyway, 339 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,994 this song, like all the songs I sing, 340 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,706 is for my girlfriend, Quinn. 341 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,457 Hit it. 342 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,751 ♪♪ [Pop] 343 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,129 ♪ Gotta, gotta keep it Feels so right ♪ 344 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,881 ♪ Gotta, gotta Gotta, gotta keep it close ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 345 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,050 ♪ Feels so right ♪ 346 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,471 ♪ Oh, oh For you I'd write a symphony ♪ 347 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,058 ♪ I'd tell the violin it's time to sink or swim ♪ 348 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,935 ♪ Watch them play for ya ♪ 349 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,104 - ♪ For you I'd be ♪ - ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 350 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,399 ♪ Running a thousand miles, just get to where you are ♪ 351 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,943 ♪ Step to the beat of my heart ♪ 352 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,611 ♪ I don't need a whole lot ♪ 353 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,906 ♪ But for you I admit I'd rather give you the world ♪ 354 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,616 ♪ Or we can share mine ♪ 355 00:17:56,701 --> 00:18:00,829 ♪ I know I won't be the first one giving you all this attention ♪ 356 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,706 ♪ Baby, listen ♪ 357 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,627 ♪ I just need somebody to love ♪ 358 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,088 ♪ I don't need too much Just somebody to love ♪ 359 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,800 ♪ Somebody to love ♪ 360 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,095 ♪ I don't need nothing else I promise, girl I swear ♪ 361 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,389 ♪ I just need somebody to love ♪ 362 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:26,229 ♪ I need somebody I... I need somebody ♪ 363 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,064 ♪ Every day ♪ 364 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,358 ♪ I'll bring the sun around ♪ 365 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,737 ♪ I sweep away the clouds Smile for me ♪ 366 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,032 ♪ I would take every second every single time ♪ 367 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,784 ♪ Spend it like my last dime ♪ 368 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,411 ♪ Step to the beat of my heart ♪ 369 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,580 ♪ I don't need a whole lot ♪ 370 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,875 ♪ But for you I admit I'd rather give you the world ♪ 371 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,585 ♪ Or let you share mine ♪ 372 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:52,088 ♪ I know I won't be the first one giving you all this attention ♪ 373 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,924 ♪ Baby, listen ♪ 374 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:58,929 - ♪ I just need somebody to love ♪ - ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 375 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:02,224 ♪ I don't need too much Just somebody to love ♪ 376 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,727 - ♪ Somebody to love ♪ - ♪ Oh, I ♪ 377 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,855 ♪ I don't need nothing else I promise, girl I swear ♪ 378 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:13,109 ♪ I just need somebody to love ♪ 379 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:17,697 ♪ Somebody to love Somebody to love ♪ 380 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,326 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 381 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:26,498 - ♪ I need somebody ♪ - ♪ I swear, I just need somebody to love ♪♪ 382 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,583 [Screaming, Cheering] 383 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,001 Whoo! 384 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,003 [Rachel] Bieber! 385 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,463 Nice. 386 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,798 Need a towel. 387 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,341 Hey! 388 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,513 Uh, I actually can't do Friday. 389 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,604 Hey, Lauren. So, uh, what'd you think? 390 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,940 Honestly, 391 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,900 although my love would crush him, 392 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,735 I'm totally turned on by the Biebster. 393 00:19:55,820 --> 00:20:00,240 That is, until I remember that he looks like he's 12, then it's sort of creepy. 394 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,951 So if I were gonna give you a grade, C-plus. 395 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,330 Listen, Zizes. I'm dying here. 396 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,041 You got me every which way, and we both know I'm not the brightest. 397 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,752 So, please, what do I have to do to get with you? 398 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,297 I may have a proposition for you. 399 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,340 I'll keep you posted. 400 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,391 Color Me Mine? 401 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,852 I'll color you yours any day. 402 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:44,367 Mmm. Sammy Evans. You are Biebalicious. 403 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,578 How are things going with you and Quinn? Fine. 404 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,622 No, they're not. 405 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,374 You and I should, uh, talk soon. 406 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,717 [School Bell Rings] Sam's an artist, Finn. 407 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,678 An artist? I guess that's why he's taking you to Color Me Mine. 408 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,307 I told you I needed time to figure out what I was gonna do with Sam, and I did. 409 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,018 I choose him. Because of The Justin Bieber Experience? 410 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,604 Look. I thought it was gonna be stupid too, 411 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,357 but he was so shameless. 412 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,359 He just got up there and owned it. 413 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,612 It was sexy. I'm sorry, Finn. 414 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,990 But like I said, Sam's an artist, 415 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,076 and at the end of the day... 416 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,537 [Whispers] It really turns me on. 417 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,378 [Both Grunting] 418 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,421 [Groaning] 419 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,555 [Whistle Blows] 420 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,272 Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? 421 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,650 Shut it, Puckerman. We're here to talk business. 422 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,943 Sorry. 423 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,321 Okay. I want to do a number for Glee Club. 424 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,281 It's stage one of my master plan. 425 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,701 Shibby. So, what, you want me to back you up on my ax? 426 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,245 Yeah, but I also need some advice. 427 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,833 I'm a little bit nervous about singing in front of a crowd. 428 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,794 Up until now I've only ever really sung in the steam shower. Hot. 429 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,213 But ridiculous. I mean, you're the most confident chick I know. 430 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,341 Yeah, I know I'm hot, melted butter, 431 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,719 but singing is different, and I want to be great. 432 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,679 Or at least as good as Berry. 433 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,890 I get nervous before I sing too, but I always overcome. 434 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,643 You want to know my secret? Yeah. 435 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,604 Oldest trick in the book. Just picture the audience in their underwear. 436 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,606 Even the dudes? It's not about sex. 437 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,151 It's just about seeing the audience as more vulnerable than you. 438 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,902 Trust me. It works every time. 439 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,697 Can I touch your knockers now? Only if you want to lose a hand. 440 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,116 But you're on your way. 441 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,163 [School Bell Rings] 442 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,249 Remember, I want this diva-off to be a bloodbath. 443 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,668 Oh, trust. It's about to go down. 444 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,670 You look amazing. I really do. 445 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,715 This look has to go viral. Is there any way you can cut class for the rest of the day, 446 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,383 just so you could walk down the halls? 447 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:07,886 Totally. Most teachers think by cutting class I might improve my grades. 448 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,554 Great. 449 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,474 Why are you dressed like that? I thought you weren't into the Biebster. 450 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,350 Well, I wasn't, but then somebody told me... 451 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,937 that Justin Bieber's, like, the king of YouTube, with over a billion views. 452 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,065 An anthem is supposed to appeal to the masses, right? 453 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:24,652 So, before I pick my anthem, I was working on my anthem look. 454 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,409 Okay, guys and gals. And Sue. 455 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,621 It's the moment we've all been waiting for, our next diva-off. 456 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:39,209 So here they are, sure to give us a fantastic anthem, Mercedes and Rachel. 457 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,711 Let's give it up! [Cheering] 458 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:46,091 After much argument, I finally convinced Mercedes that, in order to do a proper diva-off, 459 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,259 it has to come from the Broadway catalog. 460 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,304 Which I think is safe to say that that gives me a home field advantage. 461 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,807 Oh, well, you're about to get beat on your own turf. Hit it. 462 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,937 ♪ Y eah ♪ 463 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,563 ♪ Yeah, hey ♪ 464 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:01,731 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 465 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,483 [Shouts] 466 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:07,070 ♪ Every single day I walk down the street ♪ 467 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:11,241 ♪ I hear people say "Baby, so sweet" ♪ 468 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:14,994 ♪ Ever since puberty everybody stares at me ♪ 469 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:18,623 ♪ Boys, girls I can't help it, baby ♪ 470 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,752 ♪ So be kind and don't lose your mind ♪ 471 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:27,507 ♪ Just remember that I'm your baby ♪ 472 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:31,344 ♪ Take me for what I am ♪ 473 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:35,431 ♪ Who I was meant to be ♪ 474 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:39,894 ♪ And if you give a damn ♪ 475 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,980 [Together] ♪ Take me, baby ♪ 476 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:45,358 ♪ Or leave me ♪ 477 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:50,071 ♪ Take me, baby, or leave me ♪ 478 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:54,325 ♪ A tiger in a cage can never see the sun ♪ 479 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,829 ♪ This diva needs her stage Baby, let's have fun ♪ 480 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,998 ♪ You are the one I choose ♪ 481 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,458 ♪ Folks would kill to fill your shoes ♪ 482 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:06,087 ♪ You love the limelight too now, baby ♪ 483 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,591 ♪ So be mine and don't waste my time ♪ 484 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:15,054 ♪ Cryin', "Oh, honey bear, are you still my... my... my baby?" ♪ 485 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:18,892 ♪ Take me for what I am ♪ 486 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:22,645 ♪ Who I was meant to be ♪ 487 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:27,150 [Together] ♪ And if you give a damn ♪ 488 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,570 ♪ Take me, baby, or leave me ♪ 489 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:35,241 ♪ No way can I be what I'm not ♪ 490 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:39,329 ♪ But hey, don't you want your girl hot? ♪ 491 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:43,708 ♪ Don't fight Don't lose your head ♪ 492 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:49,714 ♪ 'Cause every night who's in your bed? ♪ 493 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,801 ♪ Take me for what I am ♪ 494 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:58,723 ♪ Who I was meant to be ♪ 495 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,893 ♪ And if you give a damn ♪ 496 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,771 - ♪ Take me, baby ♪ - ♪ Oh, take me, baby ♪ 497 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:08,149 - ♪ Or leave me ♪ - ♪ Or leave me ♪ 498 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:14,906 ♪ Take me, baby ♪ 499 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:20,161 ♪ Or leave me ♪ 500 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,580 ♪ Guess I'm leaving ♪ 501 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:24,540 ♪ I'm gone ♪♪ 502 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:31,297 - Oh, my God! That was so great! - [Cheering] 503 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,925 No. Her. What about her? No. Her. 504 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,469 Awesome. Hey. Where's the hate? 505 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,640 Not the point of Glee Club, Sue. [School Bell Rings] 506 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,355 - I understand you wish to see me. - Yeah, Sue. I did. 507 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,149 I saw how you were in class today. 508 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,902 What are you doing tomorrow night? I want to take you somewhere. 509 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:57,073 No, no. No way. I don't care how depressed I am. I will not date a curly. 510 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,826 - [Chuckles] Not on a date, Sue. - Still probably not gonna go. 511 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,078 You're interested in making your comeback, right? 512 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:05,373 Well, I think it's important that you see something. 513 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,629 Hate 'em. Hate hospitals, William. 514 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,673 That's why I keep voting for those death panels. 515 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:16,301 Sue, I know you. You crack jokes whenever you get uncomfortable. 516 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,136 Not really joking, William. 517 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,305 And you have a penchant for sappy scenarios set to music, 518 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,348 so I demand to know where we're going. [Sighs] 519 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,267 We're going to the pediatric cancer ward. 520 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,227 No, no, no. Once a month, I come down here, 521 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,522 and I sing songs with some of the kids getting long-term care. Yep, no. 522 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,149 No. Sue. 523 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,943 Uh, William, I know what you're getting at. 524 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:37,864 I have been selfish. Yes, I was ridiculed on the national stage, but you're right. 525 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:42,201 It's nothing when you compare it to what many people have to deal with and come back from. 526 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,830 I should be grateful. Well, congratulations. I've learned my lesson. 527 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,750 Then let's celebrate. Let's sing with some kids. 528 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,627 Look. You're right. Sometimes Glee Club is a little silly. 529 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,839 But we push through the weird to get to the real stuff. 530 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,885 I mean, music can get at a part of us that's hard to open up to. 531 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,803 But, please, 532 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,889 go there with me. 533 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,892 I think it'll be good for you, Sue. 534 00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,686 No outfits. No jazz hands. 535 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,731 Just... music. 536 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,277 Fine. And, William, I don't care how adorable those kids are. 537 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:19,489 If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit Journey, 538 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,616 I will start pulling catheters. 539 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,742 Come on. 540 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,664 Bailey. 541 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,167 - Hi, guys! - [All Chattering] 542 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,586 - [Bailey] Hi, Will. - Oh, hey. My man. 543 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,046 Hi. 544 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,383 Oh, my God. You're Sue Sylvester. I just saw you on TV. 545 00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:39,592 Oh. Hey, guys. 546 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,761 This lady was interviewed by Katie Couric. 547 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,888 Holy sweet baby Jesus. 548 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,224 What do you say, guys? You ready to make some music? 549 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,476 - [All] Yeah! - [Will] Yeah! Let's do this thing. 550 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,436 Brought my special little guy with me. 551 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,356 [All] Yeah! [Will] Yeah! All right! 552 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,399 [Will Chuckles] 553 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,401 ♪♪ [Ukulele Strums] 554 00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,444 All right. And that's all there is to it. 555 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:01,823 - So, does everyone know their parts? - [All] Yes. 556 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,950 - Sue? - My kids are gonna mop the floor with your kids. 557 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,036 Not a chance. All right. I'm gonna sing the first two, 558 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,789 and, uh, then you guys come in and join me, just like we practiced. 559 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,291 - All right? - [Girl] Okay. 560 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,129 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 561 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,090 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 562 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,009 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 563 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,554 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 564 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,473 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 565 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:29,600 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 566 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:34,605 ♪ Let it shine Let it shine Let it shine ♪ 567 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,857 Hide it under a bushel. 568 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,484 ♪ Hide it under a bushel No! ♪ 569 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,528 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 570 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,698 ♪ Hide it under a bushel No! ♪ 571 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,825 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 572 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,786 ♪ Hide it under a bushel No! ♪ 573 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,788 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 574 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:55,918 ♪ Let it shine Let it shine Let it shine ♪ 575 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,672 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 576 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:02,508 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 577 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,969 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 578 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,805 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 579 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,475 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 580 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,019 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 581 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:17,398 ♪ Let it shine Let it shine Let it shine ♪♪ 582 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,109 [Chuckles] 583 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,070 Aw. Give yourselves a hand. All right. 584 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,072 Good job. 585 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,908 I'll never forgive you for this. 586 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,534 Deal. 587 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,536 [School Bell Rings] 588 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,289 Look, Q. I know that we've had our differences, but I can't lie. 589 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:36,042 That outfit is amazing on you. It looks good on everyone. 590 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,878 Penny loafers and tights... genius. Outrageous. 591 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:42,131 I mean, my carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, 592 00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:44,509 but no, I look hot and smart. 593 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,302 I feel like Michelle Obama. 594 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,137 Oh, my God. You guys look amazing. 595 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,306 Seriously. She's a genius and an icon. 596 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,390 Who is? 597 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:53,726 Brittany. Who did you think? 598 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,811 Who knew that taking off that Cheerios uniform... 599 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,772 would turn her into a fashion institution. 600 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,941 Is this a joke? 601 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,860 No. That sweater is. Who wears a reindeer sweater? 602 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:05,279 Uh, all three of you. 603 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,281 No. This is a carousel horse. 604 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,660 If you want to know what to wear, just look to Brittany. 605 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:13,162 Look. She took the look from me, okay? 606 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:15,873 - I paid her. - You're a terrible liar, Rachel. 607 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:19,085 I can't believe you would take this away from poor Brittany. 608 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,128 It's sad. You're just sad. 609 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,553 Hey! I need to talk to you. I want my money back. 610 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,555 Well, I used it to pay a publicist. 611 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,473 What? Jacob Ben Israel posted a photo, 612 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:37,061 and this Web site called The Sartorialist named me the Trendiest Girl in America. 613 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,189 Brittany, I'm trying to stage a comeback here. 614 00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:42,942 Okay, but what exactly are you coming back from? 615 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,444 I... Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you some tough love right now. 616 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:49,115 You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing. 617 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,785 They see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming. 618 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,787 I'm really sorry, but I have to go. 619 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,622 I have an interview with Teen Vogue. 620 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,795 [School Bell Rings] 621 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:05,131 All right. Let's get right down to it. 622 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:09,760 Starting us off, and making her New Directions solo debut, Miss Lauren Zizes. 623 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,137 Whoo, ooh! 624 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,264 [Will] So what are you gonna sing for us, Lauren? 625 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,309 Here's how I see it. I know I'm the hottest bitch in this joint. 626 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:20,271 If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world a finger, 627 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,316 and this would be my national anthem. Okay. 628 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,359 Puckerman, grab your guitar. 629 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,112 Tina, Brittany, ready? Good. 630 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,156 Awesome. Supercool. 631 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,741 [Whimpers] 632 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,452 Okay. [Clears Throat] 633 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,871 - Two, three, four. - ♪♪ [Pop-Rock] 634 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,706 ♪ I know what boys like ♪ 635 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,000 ♪ I know what guys want ♪ 636 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,711 ♪ I see them looking ♪ 637 00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:46,839 ♪ I make them want me ♪ 638 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,759 ♪ I like to tease them ♪ 639 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,386 - ♪ I know what boys like ♪ - [Mouthing Words] 640 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,597 ♪ Boys like ♪ 641 00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,811 ♪ Boys like me ♪ 642 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,272 ♪ I see you're sad now ♪ 643 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,441 [Backup Singers] ♪ I will let you ♪ 644 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,777 ♪ Sorry I teased you ♪ 645 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,488 [Backup Singers] ♪ I will let you ♪ 646 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,281 ♪ This time I mean it ♪ 647 00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,742 [Backup Singers] ♪ I will let you ♪ 648 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,161 ♪ Anything you want ♪ 649 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,372 [Backup Singers] ♪ You can trust me ♪ 650 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,957 ♪ I really want to ♪ 651 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,335 [Backup Singers] ♪ You can trust me ♪ 652 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,712 ♪ How would you like it? ♪ 653 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,714 [Backup Singers] ♪ You can trust me ♪ 654 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,677 ♪ Sucker! ♪ 655 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:33,803 [Laughing] [Cheering] 656 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,930 ♪ I got my cat moves ♪ 657 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,349 ♪ That so upset them ♪ 658 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,810 ♪ Zippers and buttons ♪ 659 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:43,354 ♪ Fun to frustrate them ♪ 660 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,064 ♪ They get so angry ♪ 661 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,775 ♪ Like pouty children ♪ 662 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,277 ♪ Denied their candy ♪ 663 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,446 ♪ I laugh right at them ♪ 664 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,449 - ♪ I know what boys like ♪ - Whoo! 665 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,742 ♪ Boys like ♪ 666 00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,370 ♪ Boys like me ♪♪ 667 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,706 Whoo! [Cheering] 668 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,249 Ow! 669 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,584 - How fricking hot is she? - [All Cheering, Shouting] 670 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,797 [Santana] What was that? 671 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,716 [School Bell Rings] 672 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,802 [Deep Voice] This morning I woke up and decided to swallow the sun. 673 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,638 That's my James Earl Jones impression. 674 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,890 First of all, that is offensive. 675 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:21,726 He shot Martin Luther King. 676 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,186 [Deep Voice] Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. 677 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:26,313 Okay, you know what? Let's just cut to the chase. 678 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,275 Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is, like, way off, 679 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,569 you still somehow manage to be cute. 680 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:35,281 But make no mistake. Every time you open your humongous mouth... 681 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:39,410 to do an impression, or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, 682 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,956 you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. 683 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:49,378 Which is where I come in. I hereby offer my services as a mistress. 684 00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:52,631 I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on 'em now. 685 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:56,218 But I'm dating Quinn. And this just in: She cheated on you. 686 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:59,805 - No, she didn't. - Look. I know you're as dumb as a bag of wet hair, 687 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,849 but you know in your heart she's lying. 688 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,059 That gum ball story was insane. 689 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:07,438 You're choosing to believe it so you can still be with her. 690 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,482 But consider my offer. 691 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,692 Not only am I giving you full visitation rights... 692 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,737 to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, 693 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:18,699 you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he can't mess with Sam Evans. 694 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,827 And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw... 695 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:24,580 and swallow him whole like a python, 696 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,625 but because you have some buzz at this school. 697 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,710 Think about it. 698 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,592 [Sighs] 699 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,055 [School Bell Rings] Will, you have a problem. 700 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,224 You? 701 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,100 No. Your Glee kids. 702 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:48,562 They have no comprehension skills. Your assignment was anthems, 703 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,733 and I'll be damned as your hairdresser if any of them sung a single one. 704 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:56,153 Sue, are you trying to tell me that you want to perform an anthem? 705 00:35:56,238 --> 00:36:00,658 Well, I'll admit that, uh, your little field trip to the house of sad... 706 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,409 inspired me a bit. 707 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,871 But I'm not gonna go it alone. The whole crew has to sing it with me. 708 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:08,833 And here's the catch: No more Bieber. 709 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:12,211 No hoodies. No pocket lesbian Bieber hair. 710 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,131 Well, that can be arranged. 711 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,052 What's your song? 712 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,723 ♪ Sing it out ♪ 713 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:29,103 ♪ Boy, you've got to see what tomorrow brings ♪ 714 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,065 ♪ Sing it out ♪ 715 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:37,862 ♪ Girl, you've got to be what tomorrow needs ♪ 716 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:46,537 ♪ For every time that they want to count you out ♪ 717 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,624 ♪ And use your voice ♪ 718 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,669 ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Every single time ♪ 719 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,922 ♪ You open up your mouth ♪ 720 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,341 ♪ Sing it for the boys ♪ 721 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:01,218 ♪ Sing it for the girls ♪ 722 00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:05,431 ♪ Every time that you lose it, sing it for the world ♪ 723 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:10,060 ♪ Sing it from the heart Sing it till you're nuts ♪ 724 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:14,273 ♪ Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts ♪ 725 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:18,444 ♪ Sing it for the deaf Sing it for the blind ♪ 726 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:23,073 ♪ Sing about everyone that you left behind ♪ 727 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:28,037 ♪ Sing it for the world Sing it for the world ♪ 728 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:34,168 ♪ Cleaned up Corporation progress ♪ 729 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,337 ♪ Dying in the process ♪ 730 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,591 ♪ Buy yourself the motivation Generation nothing ♪ 731 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,845 ♪ Nothing but a dead scene Product of a white dream ♪ 732 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:49,391 ♪ I am not the singer that you wanted but a dancer ♪ 733 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:53,604 ♪ I refuse to answer Talk about the passer ♪ 734 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,024 ♪ Ruling for the ones who want to get away ♪ 735 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,443 ♪ Keep runnin' ♪ 736 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:03,906 ♪ Sing it for the boys Sing it for the girls ♪ 737 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:08,369 ♪ Every time that you lose it, sing it for the world ♪ 738 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:12,498 ♪ Sing it from the heart Sing it till you're nuts ♪ 739 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:16,961 ♪ Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts ♪ 740 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:21,256 ♪ Sing it for the deaf Sing it for the blind ♪ 741 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,552 ♪ Sing about everyone that you left behind ♪ 742 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:30,557 ♪ Sing it for the world Sing it for the world ♪ 743 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:34,228 ♪ We've got to see what tomorrow brings ♪ 744 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:38,774 ♪ Sing it for the world Sing it for the world ♪ 745 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,861 [Rachel] ♪ Boy, you've got to be what tomorrow needs ♪ 746 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:48,075 ♪ Sing it for the world Sing it for the world ♪♪ 747 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,161 Whoo! Yeah! 748 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,414 [Cheering] 749 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:57,459 [School Bell Rings] 750 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:02,047 Hey. Do you think I could borrow one of your T-shirts... 751 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,299 to use as a smock tonight at Color Me Mine? 752 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,218 I kind of have a thing for wearing my boyfriend's shirts. 753 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,804 We're not going to Color Me Mine. 754 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,889 And I'm not your boyfriend. 755 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,892 Wait. Why? 756 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,770 Because you can't look me in the eye right now... 757 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,897 and tell me that you didn't make out with Finn. 758 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,278 I want to be with you, Sam. 759 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,990 Forget it, okay? No harm, no foul. 760 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,242 Oel ngati kameie. 761 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,953 Crap. Santana told me to stop speaking Na'vi. 762 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,789 Since when is Santana telling you what to do? 763 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,209 Since we started going out. 764 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:44,048 [Man] ♪ I thought you'd always be mine ♪ 765 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,424 [School Bell Rings] 766 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,509 ♪ I'm gone ♪♪ 767 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:50,304 When did that happen? [Will] All right. 768 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,849 I hate to say it, but I think we all owe Sue a big thank-you. 769 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,394 She may hate us, but she did give us a kick-butt song for regionals. 770 00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:59,313 [Artie] Yeah, she did. Yeah. 771 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,898 That's right. [Mercedes] That's right. 772 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:03,901 Mr. Schuester, I think that our admiration for Coach Sylvester... 773 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,736 might just be a little premature. 774 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:09,114 While I love My Chemical Romance, and I think we all kicked butt on that number, 775 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,575 as our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, 776 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,828 I have to say that I don't think that that song is good enough for regionals. 777 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,915 The Warblers have Kurt and Blaine as their, like, one-two punch, 778 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,958 and Aural Intensity kicked our butt last year. 779 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:23,754 We can't just do any song to beat either of those teams. 780 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:27,216 You mean a number where you don't get to sing the entire song. 781 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,219 - Guys, this isn't about me. - What do you suggest, Rachel? 782 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,554 We need to be bold and epic. 783 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,015 We need to write our own original music for regionals. 784 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,935 We need an undisputable advantage. 785 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,104 [Groans] Check out dwarf Diane Warren. 786 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:45,275 Look. We can't lose regionals again this year, you guys. Okay? You have to trust me. 787 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,486 I feel really, really strongly about this. 788 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,238 Let's put it to a vote. Okay, Rachel? 789 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,824 All those in favor of doing an original song? 790 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,201 Chemical Romance? 791 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,956 [School Bell Rings] 792 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,749 [All Murmuring] 793 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,795 Hey there, buddy. Sue. 794 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,548 [Chuckles] You know, I have to be honest. We missed you in here today. 795 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,467 Mmm. Oddly, you're, uh, kind of a fun addition. 796 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:14,596 Oh, Will. Charles Manson would have been a fun addition to your pack of losers. 797 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,890 Well, looks like you're back to your old self. 798 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:20,853 Ah, hardly. I'm on my way to becoming someone much better. 799 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:23,397 You've inspired me, Will. You've made me realize... 800 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,649 I have more to offer the world than coming up with... 801 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,110 spectacular life-threatening cheerleading tumbles. 802 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,945 I got the music in me. 803 00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,489 Sue, that is great. 804 00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:34,700 I mean, with that attitude you are welcome in here anytime. 805 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:38,120 Oh, I couldn't do that. It'd be spying on the competition. 806 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,329 What? 807 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,666 No one told you? I got a part-time gig. 808 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,335 Yeah, I'm the new coach for Aural Intensity. 809 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,879 That's impossible. 810 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,506 Oh, nothing's impossible, Will, when you have a positive attitude. 811 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:52,384 You taught me that. Isn't it great? 812 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,845 Geez, I got my mojo back, 813 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,890 still get to dedicate my life to destroying yours. 814 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,935 Life's good. 815 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,564 See you at regionals. 816 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,112 [School Bell Rings] 817 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:16,325 You must be happy. Why is that? 818 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,703 Quinn's back on the market. I mean, she'll be easy pickings after what Sam did to her. 819 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:22,331 I don't want to talk about Quinn. I want to talk about you. 820 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:25,709 You were right in there today about that number not being good enough to win. 821 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,461 We need to write our own songs. 822 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,588 Why didn't you say that when I needed you? 823 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,341 It wouldn't have made a difference. The only way to prove it to those guys... 824 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:35,093 is to write a great song and shove it down their throats. 825 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,764 Well, do you think that you and I should do it together? 826 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,099 No, I think you should do it yourself. 827 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,560 Let's face it. You're the real trendsetter in there, 828 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:46,647 and if someone was gonna write a song to win regionals, it would be you. 829 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:49,024 You really believe in me that much? 830 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,609 More. 831 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,241 You know, 832 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:01,411 I really like the Rachel that I saw in there today. 833 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,956 Reminded me of the old you. 834 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,625 Focused and take no prisoners. 835 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,546 I think she might be making a comeback. 836 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,973 [School Bell Rings] 837 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,979 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 838 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:31,525 ♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing] 839 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,043 ♪♪ [Ends] 840 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,885 English - US - PSDH