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Here's what you missed on Glee.
Kurt's trying to get used to another school,

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and Will's trying
to get used to the fact...

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that Emma went to Vegas with her
boyfriend and came home married.

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- I'm happy for you.
- Brittany thinks Artie's the best boyfriend ever.

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- You're magic, Brittany.
- Which is what Rachel
used to think about Finn.

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Then she learned this secret about him
and Santana, which made her super mad.

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- Do you think she's prettier than me?
- Don't answer that.

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- So she made out with Puck,
which made Finn super mad...
- I'm done with you!

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Because his girlfriends
are always making out with Puck.

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Boyfriend troubles. I got that covered.

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Considering I'm usually the cause of them,
I'd say I'm an expert.

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It's like a thing.
And that's what you missed on Glee.

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[School Bell Rings]

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Hey, Will.
Hey.

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Are we okay?

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We haven't really talked
since I told you about me and Carl.

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I mean,
we haven't talked at all.

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Are you avoiding me?
Not at all.

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What are you doing
for Christmas this year?

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Just a little
quiet time alone this year.

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Will, you can't spend Christmas
by yourself. That's horrible.

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Look, um, Carl and I are having
a big Christmas Eve party.

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Please at least stop by.
Well, thanks, Emma.

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That's very sweet
of you guys, but...

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l-I think it's best if we just
keep things separate for a while.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Okay, educators, gather round.
It's time to pick your Secret Santa.

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Everybody's name
is in the tub.

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You get who you get,
and you don't get upset, all right?

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[School Bell Rings]

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There.

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Last year, I left my stocking up
over Christmas vacation,

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and an entire family of mice
started living in it.

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Their Christmas gift
to each other was rabies.

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I told my parents that I only want
one thing for Christmas this year...

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stop friend-requesting me
on Facebook.

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What are you
asking Santa for?

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I'm sorry?
Artie,

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the roads to the North Pole
are getting treacherous.

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You need to write your letter
to Santa really fast
and get it in the mail today.

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And remember,
even the smallest envelope
is heavy for an elf.

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No way.

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♪ We're on the Island of Misfit Toys ♪

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♪ Here we don't wanna stay ♪

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[Guys]
♪ We wanna travel with Santa Claus ♪
♪♪ [Girls Vocalizing]

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[Girls Join in]
♪ In his magic sleigh ♪

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♪ A pack full of toys
means a sack full of joys ♪

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♪ For millions of girls
and for millions of boys ♪

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♪ When Christmas Day is here ♪

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♪ The most wonderful day of the year ♪

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♪ A jack-in-the-box
waits for children to shout ♪

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♪ Wake up
Don't you know that it's time to come out? ♪

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♪ When Christmas Day is here ♪

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♪ The most wonderful day of the year ♪

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♪ Toys galore ♪

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♪ Scattered on the floor ♪

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♪ There's no room for more ♪

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♪ And it's all because of Santa Claus ♪

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♪ A scooter for Jimmy ♪

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[Quinn]
♪ A dolly for Sue ♪

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♪ The kind that will even say ♪

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♪ How do you do? ♪

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♪ When Christmas Day is here ♪

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♪ The most wonderful day of the year ♪

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How would you like to be
a spotted elephant?

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Or a choo-choo
with square wheels
on your caboose?

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Or a water pistol
that shoots... jelly?

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[All]
We're all misfits!

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♪ If we're on the Island
of Unwanted Toys ♪

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♪ We'll miss all the fun
with the girls and the boys ♪

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♪ When Christmas Day is here ♪

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♪ The most wonderful, wonderful ♪

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♪ Wonderful, wonderful ♪

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♪ Wonderful day of the year ♪♪

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[Will]
Hey, guys. What's this?

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We're trying to get
into the Christmas spirit,
Mr. Schue.

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Christmas is totally my favorite holiday.
And check out this awesome tree.

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I found it on the side
of the road.

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- It must have fell off some guy's car.
- And the ornaments?

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The guy who lives next door
finally killed off his elderly mother.

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When they carted him off,
they left the house wide open.

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- I think she was a holiday hoarder.
- Uh... And the presents?

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I lifted them from a display at the mall.
But don't worry. They're empty.

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Guys, I appreciate the effort,
but this isn't what Christmas
is supposed to be like.

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For us it is. This tree is like
a mascot for Glee Club.

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We won sectionals
two years in a row,

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and according to everyone
at this school, we still suck.

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- [School Bell Rings]
- [Chattering]

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Ho, ho, ho, losers!
Ha-ha!

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I'm pretty sure they just added
food coloring to real slush
from the parking lot.

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- You can eat that,
you know.
- No.

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I am not gonna let you guys
throw yourselves a pity party.

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Look, I'm the first one to say...

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that things haven't turned out
exactly how I would have
liked them to this year.

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But Christmas is all about
being grateful for the things that did.

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- I thought that was Thanksgiving.
- And this year...

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Glee Club is gonna lend a hand...

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to the McKinney-Vento Homeless Children
and Youth Program right here in Lima.

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- How are we gonna do that?
- The only way we know how.

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By singing about it.

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We're gonna go classroom
to classroom, caroling,
to raise money for McKinney-Vento.

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Wait. Classrooms in this school
with students in them?

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Well, if there are
no students in them,

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there will be no one to put money
in the collection box while we sing.

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We're gonna be killed.
No, guys, it's Christmas,
a time for miracles.

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We gotta try this.

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Finn's right.

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So let's start rehearsing.

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This year, Glee Club's
going full Santa.
[School Bell Rings]

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♪ Haul out the holly ♪

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♪ Put up the tree
before my spirit falls again ♪

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♪ Fill up the stocking ♪

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♪ I may be rushing things,
but deck the halls again ♪

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- ♪ Now ♪
- You suck!

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- Who goes caroling with a band?
- I'd seriously rather be learning.

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♪ For we need a little Christmas ♪

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- You're making me hate Christmas!
- ♪ Right this very minute ♪

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♪ Candles in the window ♪

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- [Student #1] Yeah, that's right. Leave!
- Go, go, go!

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- [Student #2] I hate you!
- Go, go, go!

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I can't believe that
that teacher let those students
speak to us like that.

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- I can't believe she threw her shoe at us.
- I guess we're done caroling.

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No, we're not.

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Guys, we can't let
what just happened
ruin our Christmas spirit.

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Mr. Schue got us
this beautiful tree to inspire us.

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We're gonna practice now
and gear up
for round two tomorrow.

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Pretty soon,
no one will bully us.

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Santa Claus can do anything,

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and this year
I asked for the Glee Club
to stop getting picked on.

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- She's kidding, right?
- Guys, this is serious. Listen up.

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- Brittany still believes in Santa Claus.
- [Stifled Laughter]

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- You cannot be serious.
- Last week, Brittany believed
a comb had magic powers.

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- This is kind of a pattern.
- She's gonna find out sooner or later.

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Would you mind meeting me
at the auditorium tomorrow at 4:00?

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- Sure.
- Okay. Somebody needs
to break the news to her.

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Don't look at me. I'm cruel and all,
but that's just hard-core.

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Right? That's my point.
Hear me out.

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Remember when you were a kid,
how excited you would get...

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when you would think
about Santa Claus,
how awesome it was?

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Christmas was
the highlight of the year.

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Why wouldn't you wanna keep
someone's world magical
for a little while longer?

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- How?
- I've got it all figured out.

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- ♪♪ [Christmas]
- Can I be honest?

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I don't understand the difference
between an elf and a slave.

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Whoo-whoo!

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I'm not sitting on that guy's lap.

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Santas' laps are
always really warm,
and it's creepy.

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We all have
to sit on Santa's lap.

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If Brittany sees
that we all still believe,

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it'll make her strong enough
to withstand all the Santa naysayers
in the world.

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Which is everyone
over the age of six.

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I'm pretty sure this isn't gonna work.
That guy doesn't even look like Santa.

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Trust me. All Brittany's
gonna see is the suit.

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She wants
to believe in him.

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Mercedes, get up there.

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Go, Mercedes.
Go, Mercedes. Go.

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[Mercedes] I've been
a very good girl, Santa.

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I want a pony and a doll
that laughs and cries and...

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One of us smells like McDonald's.

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I would like Puckerman to love me.
He's a fox.

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I would also like
sweet potato fries.

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I want bling.
I can't be any more specific than that.

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Okay, wait. Hold up.
Please tell me that is
a roll of Certs in your pocket.

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- Do you have anything for stretch marks?
- ChapStick. Lots of ChapStick.

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- I want Channing Tatum
to stop being in stuff.
- [Laughs]

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When does Asian Santa arrive?

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Next.

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Just know, you have rights.

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[Santa] Ho, ho, ho.

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What's your name?
Brittany.

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You've gotten really tan.

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That's because
at the North Pole,
there's a hole in the ozone.

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[Laughs]
You're amazing.

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I know you're really busy,
so I only want one thing for Christmas.

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Do you see
my boyfriend over there?

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For Christmas,
I want him to be able to walk.

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You can do that, can't you, Santa?

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Sure.

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- I'm on it.
- Thank you so much, Santa.

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Now we're screwed.

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Now, remember,
it has to be lush
and romantic.

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Why?

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Because I'm very specific
when I give a gift.

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You don't know how many kittens
I've given away because they
haven't been just right.

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So, do you like
my winter wonderland?

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Well, I don't really like
artificial Christmas trees.

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I like real ones.
They smell amazing.
That's kind of the whole point.

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Right.

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00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,811
Anyway,

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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,191
merry Christmas.

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Being a Jew, I generally
don't give Christmas gifts,

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but considering how much
you care about the holiday,
I figured I'd make an exception.

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Just read it. It's a note.

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"The bearer of this note
is entitled to one song
of Rachel Berry's choosing...

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sung to him or her with love."

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At least it's not a kitten.

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- Come sit.
- I don't think so.

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I know what
you're trying to do,
and it's not gonna work.

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Not letting me apologize isn't fair.
I've let you apologize plenty.

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And I know
that Christmas is supposed
to be about forgiveness, but...

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I'm not ready to forgive you,
so please, stop trying to make me.

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Should we, like, leave?

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No.

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Whether it's a heart attack
or a heartbreak,

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just like on Broadway,
the... show must go on.

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Besides, the A.V. Club
worked so hard on the snow.

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♪ Greeting cards have all been sent ♪

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♪ The Christmas rush is through ♪

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♪ But I still have one wish to make ♪

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♪ A special one for you ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas, darling ♪

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♪ We're apart, that's true ♪

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♪ But I can dream and in my dreams ♪

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♪ I'm Christmasing with you ♪

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♪ Holidays are joyful ♪

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♪ There's always
something new ♪

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♪ But every day's a holiday ♪

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♪ When I'm near to you ♪

219
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♪ Oh, the lights on my tree ♪

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♪ I wish you could see ♪

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- ♪ I wish it every day ♪
- [Chorus] ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

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♪ The logs on the fire ♪

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♪ Fill me with desire ♪

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♪ To see you and to say ♪

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♪ That I wish you merry Christmas ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas, darling ♪

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♪ Happy New Year too ♪

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♪ I've just one wish
on this Christmas Eve ♪
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

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♪ On this Christmas Eve ♪

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♪ I wish I were with you ♪

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00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,152
♪ I wish I were ♪

232
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,862
♪ With ♪

233
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:00,946
♪ Y ou ♪

234
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,616
♪ Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas ♪

235
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:10,205
♪ Merry Christmas ♪

236
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,874
♪ Darling ♪

237
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:18,213
♪ Darling ♪♪

238
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,273
[Paper Ripping]

239
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,858
[Sighs]

240
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,323
- Hey.
- You scared me.

241
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,034
Good, because
I'm actually Marley's ghost,

242
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:51,538
and I'm here to tell you
to stop studying so hard.

243
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,248
What's with the boom box?

244
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,626
I need you to sing with me.
Well, rehearse with me.

245
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,961
I got a gig singing
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"...

246
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,963
in the Kings Island
Christmas Spectacular.

247
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,592
Ah, a personal favorite.
Too bad they'd never
let us sing it together.

248
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,095
I mean, as two artists.

249
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,015
Hmm. So, you gonna
help me out here?

250
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,934
Anything to get me to stop
reading about Charlemagne.

251
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,894
Very good then.

252
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,273
[Button Clicks]
♪♪ [Pop Standard]

253
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:28,200
♪ I really can't stay ♪
♪ But, baby, it's cold outside ♪

254
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,371
- ♪ I've got to go away ♪
- ♪ But, baby, it's cold outside ♪

255
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,332
♪ This evening has been ♪
♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪

256
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,417
♪ So very nice ♪

257
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:41,296
♪ I'll hold your hands
They're just like ice ♪

258
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,423
♪ My mother will start to worry ♪

259
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,592
♪ Beautiful,
what's your hurry? ♪

260
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,803
♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪

261
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,846
♪ Listen to the fireplace roar ♪

262
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,099
♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪

263
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,101
♪ Beautiful
Please don't hurry ♪

264
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,436
♪ But maybe just half a drink more ♪

265
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,689
♪ Put some records on
while I pour ♪

266
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,859
♪ The neighbors might faint ♪
♪ Baby, it's bad out there ♪

267
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:07,155
- ♪ Say, what's in this drink ♪
- ♪ No cabs to be had out there ♪

268
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,117
♪ I wish I knew how ♪
♪ Your eyes are
like starlight now ♪

269
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,244
♪ To break this spell ♪

270
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,789
♪ I'll take your hat
Your hair looks swell ♪

271
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,041
♪ I ought to say
No, no, no, sir ♪

272
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,210
♪ Mind if I move in closer? ♪

273
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,421
♪ At least I'm gonna say
that I tried ♪

274
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,339
♪ What's the sense
in hurtin' my pride? ♪

275
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,843
♪ I really can't stay ♪
♪ Baby, don't hold out ♪

276
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:33,223
♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
♪ Oh, but it's cold outside ♪

277
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,189
♪ I've gotta get home ♪
♪ But, baby, you'd freeze out there ♪

278
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:45,736
♪ Say, lend me your coat ♪
♪ It's up to your knees
out there ♪

279
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,281
- ♪ You've really been grand ♪
- ♪ I thrill when you touch my hand ♪

280
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,866
♪ But don't you see? ♪

281
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,870
♪ How can you do this thing to me? ♪

282
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,955
♪ There's bound
to be talk tomorrow ♪

283
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,999
♪ Think of my lifelong sorrow ♪

284
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,126
♪ At least there
will be plenty implied ♪

285
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,587
♪ If you got pneumonia and died ♪

286
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,424
♪ I really can't stay ♪
♪ Get over that holdout ♪

287
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,473
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Oh, but it's cold ♪

288
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:20,437
♪ Outside ♪♪

289
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,400
[Laughs]
I think you're ready.

290
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,112
Well, for the record,

291
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,448
you are much better
than that girl's gonna be.

292
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,327
Hey.

293
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,746
Mr. Schuester.

294
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,206
[Both Laughing]

295
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,500
Oh, good to see you, Kurt.

296
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,002
Someone special?

297
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,587
No, he's just a friend.

298
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,340
But on the upside,
I'm in love with him,
and he's actually gay.

299
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,716
I call that progress.

300
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,135
[Sighs]
How you doing?

301
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,346
Classes are harder,
but the kids are kinder.

302
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,599
But I miss you guys
a lot though.
What brings you here?

303
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,061
Are you looking for teaching
at a place where pencils
aren't primarily used as weapons?

304
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,731
Actually,
I need some holiday help.

305
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:09,277
I don't know if you know this,
but I am really bad
at Christmas shopping.

306
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:17,119
Oh, honey, just what I wanted.
Jumper cables.

307
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,163
This year I drew Sue
in the office pool Secret Santa.

308
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,458
And I tell ya,
I can't think of anything good.

309
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,877
And you are so great
at shopping, I thought I'd...

310
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,504
I have the perfect idea.

311
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,090
[School Bell Rings]

312
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,050
I think I can tell
who wrapped that.

313
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,261
Who's it for?
Oh. Sue.

314
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,888
I drew her
as my Secret Santa.

315
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,225
Wait a minute.
That's not possible.
Sue's my Secret Santa.

316
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,477
No, Sue's
my Secret Santa.

317
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,689
I'm everybody's
Secret Santa.

318
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,566
Yeah, you can just
drop those wherever.

319
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,027
You rigged Secret Santa?
How? It was my idea.

320
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:55,532
You're not the only person
at this school who consumes
protein powder by the tubful.

321
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,202
Remember when I told you
I was taking all those science textbooks...

322
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,288
to an exorcist?

323
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,832
Well, that's
what we call a diversion.

324
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,255
You filled your tub
with your name only.

325
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,759
You're a regular Agatha Christie,
except even more sexless.

326
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,512
See, people, I hate Christmas,
but I love presents.

327
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:22,768
Look at this. It's a track suit,
with a fur-lined hood,
for the winter months.

328
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,311
- Thanks, fella.
- That was Kurt's idea.

329
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,230
Ah, ah, ah, William.
These gifts are legally mine.

330
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,899
You may or not
be aware of this,

331
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,276
but I'm an honorary officer
of the Lima Police Department.

332
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,403
And if you take my property
out of my office,

333
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,739
I will pick up that phone
and have you arrested for theft.

334
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,657
We are not gonna
let you steal Christmas.

335
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,118
- You're not gonna get away with this.
- I think I already have.

336
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:44,873
William, Elmo, you,
get the hell out of my office.

337
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,461
I just gotta say, this is
a really expensive blender.

338
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,087
It's top-of-the-line.

339
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,432
[School Bell Rings]
At ease, Becky.

340
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:07,604
[School Bell Rings]

341
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,275
I'm gonna
stop you right there.

342
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,611
Why are you wearing that hat?
Because it's Christmas
and it's fun.

343
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,613
No, it's offensive.
You're wearing
a Santa Claus hat.

344
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,073
Yet you're handing me
no gifts. I need gifts.

345
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,908
You want my hat?
It's a start.

346
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,370
Coach, we've got a problem.

347
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,163
[Whirring]

348
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,333
Thanks, guys.
Those go under the tree
in the choir room.

349
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,544
Plop it down there.
Thank you.

350
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:34,756
Can you believe it?
Six different people
got Sue a Shake Weight.

351
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,095
Becky, go into the glove box
of my Le Car
and bring me my tear gas.

352
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,722
Then get me Gloria Allred.

353
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,724
Merry Christmas, Sue.

354
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,810
As you can see,
we're repo'ing your gifts.

355
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,604
Most can't be returned
since you inexplicably
opened all of them.

356
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,357
And I licked each one
so no one would touch them.

357
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:56,027
So the staff has agreed
to donate them to the homeless
kids at McKinney-Vento.

358
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,113
What is
your problem anyway?

359
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,490
Were you one of those kids
who never got presents
at Christmas?

360
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:04,494
Yes, Dr. Laura, as a matter of fact, I was,
and I'm making up for it now.

361
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:08,123
- Face it, Sue. We won.
- This will not stand.

362
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,709
I have legal rights to those gifts.

363
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,587
You know what, Sue? You don't.
I checked with Human Resources.

364
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,297
And because you
misrepresented yourself,

365
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,174
it is within our legal right
to take back these gifts.

366
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,635
Ho, ho, ho.

367
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,889
[Beiste Chuckling]

368
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,643
You know what you are, Sue?
You're a grinch.

369
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,235
Are you guys punking me?
I thought we were cool
after you sang me that song.

370
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,030
- This is serious, Coach.
- Remember when you were a kid...

371
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,699
the way you felt
when you came downstairs
on Christmas morning...

372
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,242
and seeing that Santa had come?

373
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,077
I do love Santa Claus.

374
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,538
One year I asked him
for a full set of free weights.

375
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:52,626
Kept asking my dad, "How did
Santa get those 75-pound
dumbbells down the chimney?"

376
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,838
Should've suspected something
when Dad was in traction
until the end of January.

377
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,674
- You've got the perfect Santa body type.
- Watch it, Puckerman.

378
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,385
We rented the suit.
All you need to do is put it on.

379
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,013
Just tell her that you can't give her
the gift of me walking this year.

380
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,849
That seems so harsh
and not at all like Santa.

381
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,810
She asked Santa for the impossible...
me walking again.

382
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:14,105
If Christmas morning comes around
and I'm not dancing
in Glee Club rehearsal...

383
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,775
with no personal explanation
from her idol,

384
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,361
she's gonna lose faith in old St. Nick,
and we can't have that.

385
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,779
Tell her the elves
are working on it.

386
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,657
Elves have awesome cord blood
for stem cell research,

387
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,034
but these advances
are a few years away.

388
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,371
- Okay.
- [Artie] Great.

389
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,915
- Then we need you
to break into her house.
- What? N-No way.

390
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,541
The back door will be open.
I talked to her parents.

391
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,670
They really want her
to believe too.

392
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,381
[School Bell Rings]

393
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,592
Look, Coach. The janitor staff
got you hideous gloves.

394
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,094
Give me those.

395
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,972
They'll come in handy.
No fingerprints.

396
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,349
Suit up, Becky.

397
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:53,353
I don't understand
why we have to dress up, Coach.

398
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,314
Well, this way,
if anyone sees us,

399
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,942
we'll have
plausible deniability.

400
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,152
I repeat:
You are a rein-dog.

401
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,862
Trust me. They're real.

402
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,948
How am I looking?
Fantastic, Coach.

403
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,827
You know, Becky,
my mastery of camouflage
is the only thing...

404
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:12,789
that kept me from being court-martialed
after that My Lai misunderstanding.

405
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:13,915
Copy that.

406
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,751
Now, let's go get
what is rightfully mine.

407
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,879
Schuester thinks I'm a grinch.
That's exactly what he's gonna get.

408
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:23,383
[Wheels Squeaking]

409
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,221
♪ You're a mean one ♪

410
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,682
♪ Sue the grinch ♪

411
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,686
♪ You really are a heel ♪

412
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,855
♪ You're as cuddly as a cactus ♪

413
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,024
♪ You're as charming as an eel ♪

414
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,151
♪ Sue the grinch ♪

415
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:44,362
♪ You're a bad banana with a ♪

416
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:48,825
♪ A greasy black peel ♪

417
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,415
♪ You're a monster ♪

418
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,876
♪ Sue the grinch ♪

419
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,504
♪ Your heart's an empty hole ♪

420
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,215
♪ Your brain is full of spiders ♪

421
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,134
♪ You've got garlic in your soul ♪

422
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,386
♪ Sue the grinch ♪

423
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,888
♪ I wouldn't touch you ♪

424
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:14,684
♪ With a 39-and-a-half foot pole ♪

425
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,771
♪ You're a foul one ♪

426
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,356
♪ Sue the grinch ♪

427
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:23,943
♪ You're a nasty, wasty skunk ♪

428
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,738
♪ Your heart is full of unwashed socks ♪

429
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,698
♪ Your soul is full of gunk ♪

430
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,200
♪ Sue the grinch ♪♪

431
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,206
Becky, load it up.

432
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,628
Santa?

433
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,508
Why, Brittany,
what are you doing here?

434
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:50,136
I'm bringing a gift
to put under the tree
for the homeless kids.

435
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,181
It's a dollhouse. At least
their dolls won't be homeless.

436
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,392
What are you doing, Santa?

437
00:23:56,477 --> 00:24:00,522
Well, you see, Brittany,
uh, one of the lights
on the tree isn't working.

438
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,191
So I'm bringing it back home
to my workshop,

439
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,445
and I'll fix it up there,
and I'll bring it back here.

440
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,030
Oh!

441
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,867
Shuffle on home.

442
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,704
[Rattling]

443
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,708
[Wheels Squeaking]

444
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,307
[School Bell Rings]

445
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,184
♪♪ [Whistling]

446
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:42,313
- ♪♪ [Whistling Stops]
- They took everything.

447
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,400
Including of all Sue's Secret
Santa gifts we were gonna
give to the homeless kids.

448
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,653
Only further proof
that everyone in this school
hates us no matter what we do.

449
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,114
It's not the school.
It's Sue.

450
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,241
- She did this.
- It wasn't Sue. It was Santa.

451
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,245
A light was out in the tree.
He'd fix everything.
We need to let him do his thing.

452
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:01,916
O-kay.

453
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:05,128
Are you sure Santa was a boy
and not a girl, Brittany?

454
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,589
I swear on my life. Santa's a boy.
Everybody knows that.

455
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,008
[Whispering] It was probably
one of the boys on the football team.

456
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,303
I guess it wasn't Sue.

457
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:16,055
So our tree is gone.
So our presents are missing.

458
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,349
Santa's probably fixing
any dents or chips
as we speak.

459
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,810
[Finn]
All around the world today,

460
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,271
way worse things have
happened to people than this.

461
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,899
Sorry, but I'm not gonna
let this get us down.

462
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,319
- 'Tis the season.
- I agree.

463
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,446
Come on, guys.
Let's clean this up.

464
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,949
Come on.
[Claps Hands]

465
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:39,329
Finn. You and I are
the leaders of this club.

466
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,080
We need to fix this.

467
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,082
We have to put everything
that's happened behind us...

468
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,211
and save Christmas
for the Glee Club.

469
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,463
I wanna make this right.

470
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,299
[School Bell Rings]

471
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,555
You smell kind of funny.

472
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,474
Oh. I, um...

473
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,726
I put this on for the car ride over.

474
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,853
I know how much you love
the smell of Christmas pine,

475
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:08,149
but I guess I don't really need it
now that we have the real thing, so...

476
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:13,404
It's so cold out.
It's cuddle weather.

477
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,491
It's unseasonably warm
actually for this time
of year, but, uh...

478
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,494
I just- I really wanted
to come here with you.

479
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,121
The Christmas tree is
the foundation of Christmas.

480
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,207
It's the hearth
of the Christmas home.

481
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:28,836
Without it, there wouldn't
be anywhere to hang the ornaments
or put the presents under.

482
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:33,132
Yeah. Whenever we put the tree up,
I always knew Christmas was really here.

483
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,927
This thing's too small, but, uh...

484
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,428
[Bells Jingling]
I love this song.

485
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,264
It's my favorite Christmas song.
It's Wham!

486
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,891
Yeah. Yeah. Cool.

487
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,351
Um,

488
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,561
I'm gonna look down
this row of Fraser first.

489
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,898
Maybe you could
check out the Douglases,
and I'll meet you at the end.

490
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,900
Okay.

491
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:53,528
♪♪ [Jingling Continues]

492
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:02,328
♪ Last Christmas I gave you my heart ♪

493
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:07,333
♪ But the very next day
you gave it away ♪

494
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:11,587
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪

495
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:16,718
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪

496
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:21,055
♪ Once bitten and twice shy ♪

497
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:25,810
♪ I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye ♪

498
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:29,981
♪ Tell me, baby,
do you recognize me ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪

499
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:34,485
♪ Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me ♪

500
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,112
Happy Christmas.

501
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,781
♪ I wrapped it up and sent it ♪

502
00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:43,369
♪ With a note saying I love you
I meant it ♪

503
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,873
♪ Now I know
what a fool I've been ♪

504
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:52,378
♪ But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again ♪

505
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,548
[Chorus]
♪ Last Christmas I gave you my heart ♪

506
00:27:55,674 --> 00:28:00,928
♪ And the very next day
you gave it away ♪
♪ Gave it away ♪

507
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:05,475
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪

508
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:10,313
- ♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

509
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:16,361
♪ Last Christmas
I gave you my heart ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪

510
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,280
♪ But the very next day ♪
♪ You gave me away ♪

511
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:23,409
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
♪ Oh ♪

512
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,163
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
♪ I'll give it to someone ♪

513
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:30,291
♪ Special ♪♪

514
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:38,257
Last year for Christmas,
I asked Santa to give me you.

515
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,850
It's not last year anymore.
It's Christmas, Finn.

516
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:51,354
It's time for you to forgive me.
No, I can't.

517
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,981
Okay? This is wrong.
I shouldn't have
brought you here.

518
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,818
You messed me up, Rachel.

519
00:28:56,902 --> 00:29:00,071
Can't you see
how screwed up I am about this?

520
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,324
I've had two girlfriends,
and both of them
have cheated on me.

521
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,746
Maybe you can ask Santa again
for me next year.

522
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:11,165
I'm officially
breaking up with you.

523
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,680
- [School Bell Rings]
- This was my dad's.

524
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,891
He'd want you to do it... for those kids.

525
00:29:31,145 --> 00:29:32,854
This was my uncle's.

526
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,899
It's the first thing I ever stole actually.

527
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:40,236
I'm gonna look terrible.
Shut up.

528
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:43,823
With your bone structure, you could rock
the Rosemary's Baby look
and still look good.

529
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,324
I'm gonna look like Jackie Chan.

530
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,160
If Barbra can pull off a bob, so can I.

531
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,578
Enough yapping.
Let's do this.

532
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,079
Whoa!
What are you guys doing?

533
00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:52,123
We're going all "Gift of the Magi"
to raise money...

534
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,125
to buy homeless kids
those school supplies.

535
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:57,837
The guys are gonna sell their watches,
and the girls are gonna sell off their hair.

536
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,631
- You can't do that.
- No, it's cool.
Most of this isn't mine anyway.

537
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,385
I mean, that's not the answer.
There are other ways to raise money
at Christmastime.

538
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,345
No, but we tried caroling,
and it didn't work.

539
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,931
Wait. I thought you and Finn
were getting us a new tree.

540
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:12,059
We went, but Finn bailed
before we could get one.

541
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,811
Nice Christmas spirit, Finn.

542
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,647
Wait. Guys,
no more fighting.

543
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:20,735
[Sighs] Have any of you ever
actually read "Gift of the Magi"?

544
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,322
- None of you?
- [Mouths Word]

545
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:27,492
You don't have to read "Gift of the Magi."
Everybody knows what it's about.

546
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:30,912
Well, if you actually read it,
you'd know what it's about.

547
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,581
Yeah, I know
what it's about-
life freaking sucks.

548
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,124
Actually, you're right.

549
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:40,421
The first Christmas
you remember having is
the greatest day of your life.

550
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,674
Your family's all together.
There are loads
of presents, cookies.

551
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,176
The magic is alive and well.

552
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:49,013
But before you know it,
you grow up.

553
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,474
Work and school
and girlfriends take over,

554
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,559
and Christmas becomes
more of an obligation.

555
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:56,938
A reminder of what's lost
instead of what's possible.

556
00:30:57,064 --> 00:31:01,234
And all the trees and the presents
and even the mistletoe
can't change that.

557
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,694
And then when you
get to my age,

558
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:09,408
you're so desperate
to get that magic back,

559
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:13,871
you'd do anything to be able
to feel how you did
that first Christmas.

560
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,624
So, what should we do?

561
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:22,255
Put your scissors down.
Put your watches back on.

562
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:25,800
We're gonna go out and find
some people who really need
some Christmas spirit.

563
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,261
And we are gonna sing for them.

564
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:32,306
Get a good night's rest, Ken.
You're gonna need it.

565
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:36,018
Barbie took the early flight from Tampa.
[Bell Tinkling]

566
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,861
Santa?

567
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,156
But it's too early.

568
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,243
Well, you know
what they say.

569
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,662
Early's late if you
make tomorrow yesterday.

570
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,582
[Laughs]
Awesome.

571
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,834
You know, Brittany,

572
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,753
I was in the neighborhood
doing a dry run.

573
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,964
I have so many houses
to visit on Christmas Eve,

574
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,049
I gotta make sure
it goes off without a hitch.

575
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,968
How about you come sit
with old Santy?

576
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:14,515
[Grunts] Okay. How about you
sit next to Santy instead?

577
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,309
Santy's just a little stinky.

578
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,644
He needs a good ol' sponge bath
from Mrs. Claus.

579
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:19,729
[Laughs]

580
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,818
Brittany, do you remember
what you asked me for
for Christmas?

581
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:28,195
Yeah. I asked for Artie
to be able to walk.

582
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,952
Is there anything else that you want?
Like anything?

583
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,704
No.

584
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:41,375
Well, see, Santa's trying his best,
but that one's a little hard.

585
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:43,794
But you're magic.

586
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:47,882
Sometimes what Santa
wants to give a good girl
like you is patience.

587
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,552
Because, believe it or not,
there are even some things
that he can't manage.

588
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,931
You know, there was a girl,
a little younger than you,

589
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,475
and she was a little husky.

590
00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:00,061
She was always asking Santy
for the same thing...

591
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:03,064
to make her look more
like the other girls.

592
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:07,401
She wasn't asking
to be pretty or nothing.

593
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,612
But she just didn't
wanna stick out so much.

594
00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,367
Santa just couldn't do it.

595
00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:19,080
So instead Santa
gave her patience.

596
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,791
And later on,
that girl was glad...

597
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:25,044
that Santy didn't give her
what she'd asked him for.

598
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:29,048
She... She put being husky
to good use.

599
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,550
Was her name Ricki Lake?

600
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,512
[Sighs]
The point is,

601
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,765
I don't think I'm gonna be able
to give you what you're asking for,

602
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,183
even though I'd like to.

603
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,185
But, Santa...
I'm sorry, punkin.

604
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,896
It's... It's just
not gonna happen.

605
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,609
Aren't you gonna go up
the chimney?

606
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:54,448
On... On dry runs, Santy uses the Isuzu.

607
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,881
[School Bell Rings]

608
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,304
What's going on?
I think I've lost the Christmas spirit.

609
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,935
It's Santa.
I don't know if I can tell you.

610
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:30,151
I used to believe
that Santa could do anything.

611
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:34,989
If Santa isn't magical,
I don't even know
if I wanna believe anymore.

612
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,075
It isn't fair that you can't walk, Artie.
I feel so terrible.

613
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,119
Hey.

614
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,705
Look at me. I'm fine.

615
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,416
Hey, guys. We need you
in the teachers' lounge.

616
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,500
Mr. Schue.

617
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,963
Brittany's not feeling so good.
Santa thing.

618
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,175
If you don't mind,
I think I'm gonna take her home,
make sure she's okay.

619
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,343
Good idea.
We'll make do without you.

620
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,179
Okay.

621
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,017
[School Bell Rings]

622
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,562
Hey. Uh, so we're
your students.

623
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:09,565
All year long you suffer
through dealing with us.

624
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,943
I imagine having some of us
in your classes...

625
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,404
would slowly chip away
at your hopes and dreams...

626
00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:18,073
until the whole world just felt like
a never-ending nightmare of pain.

627
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,575
- Get to the point, Finn.
- Right.

628
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:23,621
Uh, anyway, we're here today
to help raise money for children...

629
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:26,290
that have a lot less than we do.

630
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,043
And I know some of us
have had a hard Christmas.

631
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,588
But what we've come to learn
is that no matter
how tough things get,

632
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:37,510
there isn't anything
that more Santa or a couple
more jingle bells can't cure.

633
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:39,637
[Sue]
Well, Becky, we did it.

634
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,139
We got all my presents back.

635
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:45,851
And as satisfying as it is
to have been gifted
enough rotisserie ovens...

636
00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,354
to roast an entire hobo,

637
00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,981
for me the real joy of Christmas...

638
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,442
was breaking the collective heart
of the Glee Club.

639
00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:58,447
- ♪♪ [Soft]
- ♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing]

640
00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:01,283
- What's that, Coach?
- ♪♪ [Vocalizing Continues]

641
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:13,462
♪ Fahoo fores
Dahoo dores ♪

642
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:17,758
♪ Welcome Christmas
Come this way ♪

643
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:21,929
♪ Fahoo fores
Dahoo dores ♪

644
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:26,392
♪ Welcome Christmas
Christmas Day ♪

645
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:30,688
[Guys] ♪ Welcome, welcome
Fahoo ramus ♪

646
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:34,984
[Girls Join In] ♪ Welcome, welcome
Dahoo damus ♪

647
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:38,904
♪ Christmas Day is in our grasp ♪

648
00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:44,952
♪ So long as we have hands to clasp ♪

649
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:49,206
♪ Fahoo fores
Dahoo dores ♪

650
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:53,377
♪ Welcome Christmas
Bring your cheer ♪

651
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:57,798
♪ Fahoo fores
Dahoo dores ♪

652
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:02,052
♪ Welcome all who's far and near ♪

653
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:06,390
[Guys] ♪ Welcome Christmas
Fahoo ramus ♪

654
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:10,394
[Girls Join In] ♪ Welcome Christmas
Dahoo damus ♪

655
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:15,065
♪ Christmastime will always be ♪

656
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:19,612
♪ Just as long as we have Glee ♪

657
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:24,491
♪ Fahoo fores
Dahoo dores ♪

658
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:29,163
♪ Welcome Christmas
Bring your light ♪

659
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,291
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

660
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,882
Christmas came anyway, Coach.

661
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,135
It's beautiful.

662
00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:46,847
It is.

663
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,066
♪♪ [Ends]

664
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,943
[School Bell Rings]

665
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,778
So, how much did we raise?

666
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,489
210 bucks.
And that's after my cut.

667
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:04,949
I'm kidding.

668
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,534
Now that you're divorced
and Miss Pillsbury
married another guy,

669
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,536
I guess you'll be spending
Christmas Eve alone.

670
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,163
Yes, Rachel, I am.

671
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,999
Well, I know how painful
being alone can feel.

672
00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:15,709
So if you want,
come over to my house.

673
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,711
We're gonna eat Chinese
and watch The Main Event.

674
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,255
Thanks, Rachel.
I think I'm gonna pass.

675
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,341
Nothing wrong
with being alone.

676
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,309
Artie.

677
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,229
[Whirring]
Oh, my God!

678
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:43,654
It's called a ReWalk.
Some guy in Israel
invented it.

679
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,281
I can't use it
all the time, but...

680
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,993
Check me out.

681
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,373
[Whirring]

682
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,679
Where did you get it?

683
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:12,433
[Brittany] We went home,
and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.

684
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,185
How the hell
did you afford that thing?

685
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,981
I didn't buy it.
I didn't know what it was.
I thought it was a Transformer.

686
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:23,861
I assumed her dad got it for me,
but he has no idea
where it came from.

687
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,947
He went to take a long poop,
and when he came back, it was there.

688
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,283
So if no one we know
bought it for you, then...

689
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,951
Santa brought it.

690
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:36,749
Santa.

691
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,502
A real
Christmas miracle.

692
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,426
[Whirring]

693
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,610
[School Bell Rings]

694
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,546
[Clinking]

695
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:33,806
Hey, Will.

696
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:39,853
How-How did you get in here?
I had a key made ages ago.

697
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,189
How do you like your tree?

698
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,527
Uh, it's... it's... it's beautiful.

699
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,029
What's going on?
What's with all the presents?

700
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:53,242
Well, you remember
that old meanie who stole
all that stuff out of the choir room?

701
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,244
Well, she's sorry.

702
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,789
Really?

703
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,166
And what made her change
her mind?

704
00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:05,087
I don't know.
Call it a Christmas miracle,
and we'll leave it at that.

705
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:08,006
Now, I know a lot of these gifts
are for orphans or something,

706
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,801
but, uh, I got you
something special.

707
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,512
It's okay.
It's not gonna explode.

708
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,354
I thought you might
wanna put all of us
out of our misery...

709
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,064
and shave off that Chia Pet.

710
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:29,027
Thanks, Sue.

711
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:33,073
The tree really does look great.
Well, Santa had some helpers.

712
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,701
[Whistle Blows]

713
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,290
No one should be alone
on Christmas Eve,
Mr. Schuester.

714
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,292
[Sue]
Too much talking, lady,
and not enough trimming.

715
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,252
Come on. Let's get
some Christmas up in here.

716
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,301
I thought you
hated the holidays.

717
00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:56,597
No, I just hate you.

718
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,725
[Chattering]

719
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:04,021
Maybe we should
just throw popcorn
on the tree as decoration.

720
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:06,315
Merry Christmas, Sue.

721
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,108
Merry Christmas, Will.

722
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:26,460
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

723
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:32,132
♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing]

724
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,608
♪♪ [Ends]

725
00:42:57,951 --> 00:42:58,951
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