1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,795 So here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,171 Tina dumped Artie for Mike Chang. 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,882 This new kid Sam has a great voice. Finn heard him sing in the shower. 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,051 And we'd like to talk to you about Glee Club. 5 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,553 Finn thought Kurt was trying to look at him in the shower, so he called him a name... 6 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,389 which totally got him chewed out by Kurt's dad. 7 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,432 Everyone should start taking baths. 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,434 And that's what you missed on Glee. 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,437 [School Bell Rings] [Chattering, Laughing] 10 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,941 All right, let's, uh... let's gather round. 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,611 Sorry I'm late, guys. I was with Principal Figgins. 12 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,240 Bad news, guys. Puckerman's in juvie. 13 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:35,451 - It really was just a matter of time. - What did he do? 14 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,203 He drove his mom's Volvo... 15 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,997 through the front of a convenience store, and drove off with the ATM. 16 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,374 [All Laughing] 17 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,710 - A-And when is he getting out? - Unknown. 18 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,129 He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that's coming from me. 19 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,799 - Guys! Let's have some sympathy. - For a guy who put his needs before the team's? 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,427 We need his voice, and his bad-boy stage presence. 21 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:55,012 We can't look at this as a crisis. 22 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,014 - It's an opportunity. - For what? 23 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,058 Further embarrassment and humiliation? 24 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:03,104 For welcoming our new member, Sam Evans! 25 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,524 - There he is. - How's it going? Hey, everybody. 26 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,485 I'm Sam. Sam I am. 27 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,487 And I don't like green eggs and ham. 28 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,532 Oh, wow. He has no game. 29 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,618 Okay! This is gonna be great. You're not going to regret joining, Sam. 30 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,204 Oh, good. Sam. Sit right here. 31 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,623 All right. Question for the group. 32 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,585 - What's a duet? - A blanket. 33 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:29,005 A duet is when two voices join to become one. 34 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,300 Great duets are like a great marriage. 35 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,969 The singers complement each other, push each other to be better. 36 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:38,389 Now, some people... Psst. He's on "team gay." 37 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:42,560 No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993. 38 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,979 You're crazy, circa 2010. 39 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,940 And that is what duets are all about. 40 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:51,068 So, this week I want you to pair up and sing a duet. 41 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:55,531 And since you guys all seemed to love our little "Defying Gravity" diva-off, 42 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,825 I'm making this a competition. 43 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,952 What's the winner get? 44 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,537 Dinner for two, on me... 45 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,832 - at Breadsticks. - [Gasps] Breadsticks! Yes! 46 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,876 I have to win. I know. 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,253 - It'll be a religious experience. - I love this idea. 48 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:12,131 - You have not had Breadsticks yet. - Who you gonna sing with, Kurt? 49 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,218 - I love Breadsticks! - [Chattering Continues] 50 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,558 [School Bell Rings] 51 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,687 Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel. Hey. 52 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,856 I just wanted to personally welcome you to the Glee Club. 53 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,192 Thanks. 54 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,654 Just tell me. 55 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,824 Look. Maybe at your old school you could get away... 56 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,117 with the whole "I just stayed in the sun all summer" excuse, 57 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,619 but I have three gifts... 58 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,914 my voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion... 59 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,750 and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle. 60 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,503 I don't dye my hair, dude. Yes, you do. 61 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,463 But it's just between friends. That's not natural. 62 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:56,092 I'm gonna go, 'cause you're kinda freaking me out. 63 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:00,388 Wait, wait. Maybe my instincts were a little off. 64 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,764 Let me make it up to you. 65 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,891 Team up with me for the duet competition. 66 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,519 Unless you team up with Rachel, I am your best bet at winning. 67 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,146 Aren't duets supposed to be between, like, a girl and a guy? 68 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,607 Well, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor would protest. 69 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,609 "Make 'Em Laugh"? Sorry. 70 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,611 Singin' in the Rain. 1952. 71 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,989 - Nothin'. Okay, maybe you are straight. - What? 72 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,783 Nothing. Rent it and then look up the menu for Breadsticks online... 73 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,660 and call me, because we are gonna win this. 74 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,997 [School Bell Rings] 75 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,715 I love your sweet lady kisses. 76 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,801 Mm-hmm. It's a nice break from all that scissoring. 77 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,846 We should do a duet together. 78 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,640 We should sing Melissa Etheridge's "Come To My Window." 79 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,727 First of all, there's a lot of talking going on, 80 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,729 and I wants to get my mack on. 81 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,480 Well, I don't know, I just- 82 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,733 Okay, second of all, I'm not making out with you... 83 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,861 because I'm in love with you and want to sing about making lady babies. 84 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,698 I'm only here because Puck's been in the slammer 12 hours, and I'm like a lizard. 85 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,618 I need something warm beneath me, or I can't digest my food. 86 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,537 But who are you going to sing a duet with? 87 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:07,955 [School Bell Rings] 88 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,708 Why would I wanna do a duet with you? We can't stand each other. 89 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,502 Look, Weezy, I realize I've tried to punch you a couple times, 90 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,380 and sometimes, when you're not looking, I put weird things in your food. 91 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:19,550 But it's a new year. And you and I are the best singers at this school. 92 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,303 I don't get the big deal. It's just a free trip to Breadsticks. 93 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,765 I'm sorry. Have you been to Breadsticks? 94 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,644 They are legally forbidden to stop bringing you breadsticks. 95 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,604 One time, I brought a wheelbarrow... 96 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,190 and when the manager tried to stop me from filling it up... 97 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,651 I called the corporate office and got her fired. 98 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,571 Well, I guess our voices do sorta go together. 99 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,031 Mm-hmm. That's right, girl. 100 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,616 So if we do a duet together, 101 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,577 we will be the undisputed top bitches at this school. 102 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,040 [School Bell Rings] 103 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,167 You can't do this to him. You're overreacting. 104 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,503 If he sings with you, you're painting a bull's-eye on his back. 105 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,505 Once again, your closeted homophobia... 106 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,882 seeps to the surface like the contents of a cracked cesspool. 107 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,802 Don't give me that. I know I shouldn't have used that word in your basement, 108 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,346 but it's not like you were innocent. 109 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,306 I really like you, Kurt. 110 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:11,394 But the fact of the matter is, the way you were all over me last year... 111 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,230 If I did that to a girl, she'd take out a restraining order. 112 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,691 You have issues with me being gay. I get it. 113 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,317 No, actually, I don't. 114 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:22,613 I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that no means no. 115 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,993 I just want to sing with him. 116 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,330 Then you don't give a damn about any of us. 117 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:34,875 If he sings with you, I guarantee, within a week... 118 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,379 he'll take so much crap, he'll have to quit Glee Club. 119 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,965 Your call, dude. 120 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,026 ♪ Don't go breakin' my heart ♪ 121 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:03,362 ♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪ 122 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,450 ♪ Oh, honey if I get restless ♪ 123 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,286 ♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪ 124 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,124 ♪ Don't go breakin' my heart ♪ 125 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,420 ♪ You take the weight off of me ♪ 126 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,924 ♪ Oh, honey when you knock on my door ♪ 127 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,802 ♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪ 128 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,973 ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪ 129 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,185 ♪ Nobody knows it ♪ 130 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,982 - ♪ But when I was down ♪ - ♪ I was your clown ♪ 131 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,776 ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪ 132 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:47,323 ♪ Nobody knows it ♪ 133 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,991 ♪ But right from the start ♪ 134 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,868 ♪ I gave you my heart ♪ 135 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,537 ♪ Ohh-ohh ♪ 136 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,665 ♪ I gave you my heart ♪ 137 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,628 ♪ Don't go breakin' my heart ♪ 138 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,340 ♪ I won't go breakin' your heart ♪ 139 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,593 ♪ Don't go breakin' my Don't go breakin' my ♪ 140 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:11,388 ♪ Don't go breakin' my heart Don't go breakin' my ♪ 141 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,600 ♪ Don't go breakin' my heart ♪ 142 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:19,146 ♪ Ohh, ohh-ohh Ohh-ohh, ohh ♪ 143 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,525 ♪ Yeah ♪♪ 144 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,864 We're totally gonna win this thing. 145 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,950 Yeah, I know. 146 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,704 Well, don't be sad. 147 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:39,208 I mean, Breadsticks has these vegan meatballs. They're... They're okay. 148 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,001 I'm not really a nice person. 149 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,088 I'm selfish. 150 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,512 I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me. 151 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,472 Yeah, but I still like you. 152 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:57,643 But you, you're so kind a-and open. 153 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,315 Well, it's made me want to be a better person. 154 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,738 We have to throw the competition. But I love Breadsticks. 155 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:14,034 No, if we wanna win at nationals, then Sam has to win this contest. 156 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:19,456 He has to feel like he belongs, and the team has to believe in him. 157 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:23,210 Wow, Rachel, I've never seen you like this. I'm kind of impressed. 158 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,923 Well, like I said, you inspired me. 159 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,889 But technically, you're doing this because it'll help us win nationals, 160 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,141 which means there's something in it for you, 161 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,560 so it doesn't really count as you doing something nice. 162 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,605 I'm just gonna ignore what you just said, repeat what I said before... 163 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:46,567 We have to find a way for me to lose the singing competition so the new kid sticks around. 164 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,569 Right. Good. 165 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,240 [School Bell Rings] 166 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,242 I don't want to do it. We're duet partners. You have to sing. 167 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,994 I don't even know if I can sing. 168 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,954 Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing... dance. 169 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,790 You sing and I'll dance around you. No, no. We're singing together. 170 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,126 We are gonna win that dinner at Breadsticks, 171 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,503 and then we can finally have a normal night out. 172 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,589 Normal? What do you mean? 173 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,341 We went out last night. 174 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,259 For dim sum. With your mom. 175 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,637 All we ever do is get dim sum with your mom! 176 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,096 Here we go. 177 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,100 Hi. 178 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,270 So, I just want you to know I'm really into you. 179 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,190 Okay. 180 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:29,693 Sorry, I'm... just a little confused. 181 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,862 You've never even made eye contact with me. 182 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,366 I know. For a while, I thought you were a robot. 183 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,410 I'm not saying that steamed pork knuckles aren't delicious. 184 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,538 I'm just saying that at Breadsticks they have bottomless salad bowls. 185 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,041 They refill your salad until you leave or pass out. 186 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,127 You can get salad at dim sum. My mom got salad last night. 187 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,673 There were chicken feet in it. It was a chicken feet salad. 188 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:54,969 All I want is a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it! 189 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,929 So, let me get this straight. 190 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,266 You want to be my girlfriend... 191 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,644 because you like the idea of... 192 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,397 wheeling me around? 193 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,608 I just really want to get you in a stroller. 194 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,528 - You're not listening to me. - You don't care about my needs! 195 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280 Shh! 196 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,699 We're fighting a lot. 197 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,493 We should go to Asian couples therapy. 198 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,454 Why does the couples therapy have to be Asian? 199 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,915 So, I get to tell everybody that we're dating? 200 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,210 Yes. And I get a duet partner. 201 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,803 - [School Bell Rings] - I don't see the big deal. 202 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,557 He e-mailed me, like, 60 MP3s of him singing, and I thought it was Faith Hill. 203 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,350 The kid's good. 204 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,728 Look, this isn't about how good Kurt is. 205 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,357 Being in Glee Club is like... 206 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:54,111 It's like walking down the double yellow lines of a highway. 207 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,031 If you get just a little off course, you're gonna get crushed. 208 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,409 I gotta be honest. You're kind of confusing my head right now. 209 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,828 I mean, do you remember what you said... 210 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,331 when you talked me into joining Glee Club? 211 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,333 Nationals are in New York City. 212 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:11,086 Can you imagine what it's gonna be like coming home with that first-place trophy? 213 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,548 Most of the kids in this town have never even seen the ocean. 214 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,800 We'll be gods. 215 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:21,055 I joined up because I'm new here and you said it would make me popular, 216 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,973 and now you're telling me it's gonna get me killed. 217 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,768 Well, eventually you're gonna get popular from it, believe me, 218 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,521 but until then, you gotta lay low a little bit. 219 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,066 And singing a duet with another dude is not laying low. 220 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,985 I didn't realize you had a problem with gay dudes. 221 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,945 I don't have a problem with gay dudes. 222 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,656 Everyone else does, and we're living in their world. 223 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:44,161 And in their world, you singing a duet with Kurt is a death sentence. 224 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,330 [Exhales] 225 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,249 Well, I gave him my word. 226 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,253 In my world, that's that. 227 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,553 Boom! Welcome to Glee Club, lady lips. 228 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,263 [Both Laughing] 229 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,397 The blueberry flavor is the worst, 230 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,857 especially if it gets down your pants. 231 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,152 I looked like a creature out of Avatar down there when I got Slusheed. 232 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,532 I saw Avatar, like, six times. 233 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,785 Oh. 234 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,413 Anyway, you'll get used to it. 235 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,789 [Inhales] 236 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,166 You're the head cheerleader. Why do you even bother? 237 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,293 I mean, you don't need Glee Club. 238 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,964 I like to sing. 239 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,882 And the fact is, 240 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,094 those guys were pretty cool to me last year when I wasn't on top. 241 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,889 What's the point of being popular when you can't do what you want? 242 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,225 Lor menari. 243 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,187 It means you have pretty eyes. 244 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,815 It's Na'vi. 245 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,694 The Avatar language. Lor menari. 246 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,449 First course is served. 247 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,493 Heart-healthy vegan carrot soup with whole grain croutons. 248 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,704 And you'd better eat all of it. 249 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,206 Do you have any idea how hard it is to find saffron in this town? 250 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,168 Let me eat this at the table. 251 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,463 You could make a plaster cast of my ass with the cushions from this couch. 252 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,757 Absolutely not. I am in charge of your care from now on. 253 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,551 You had a serious arrhythmia, Dad. 254 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,220 The doctors say you need to rest until your stress test. 255 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,015 You're my stress test. 256 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,185 Guess this means I can't get salt? 257 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,356 Chin up. 258 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,942 What's up? How's school? 259 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:43,280 [Sighs] It's fine, I guess. 260 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,328 There's this new kid, Sam, in Glee Club. 261 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,748 He and I are singing a duet together. Is that a problem? 262 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,543 Finn practically begged me not to. 263 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,629 He said it'd ruin Sam's reputation. 264 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,797 Well, this kid, Sam... 265 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,301 You know, does he play for your team? 266 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,012 Undetermined. Oh. 267 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,515 Maybe Finn has a point. 268 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,809 You're siding with him? After what he called me in our basement? 269 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,271 I was talking to Carole, and you weren't totally honest with me. 270 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:20,400 She told me that you had a crush on Finn, and you weren't afraid to show it. 271 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,028 Is this true? So a gay guy can't be friendly... 272 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,863 to a straight guy without it being predatory? 273 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:29,243 Most guys don't know how to deal with unwanted advances. 274 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,203 So you're saying I shouldn't sing with this Sam guy... 275 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,372 because it might upset a couple homophobes? 276 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,624 I thought you said no one pushes the Hummels around. 277 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,127 No one does. I'm not saying that. 278 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,964 I'm saying that maybe it's you... 279 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,466 who's pushing this kid Sam around... 280 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,386 trying to take advantage of him because you're interested in him. 281 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,180 Dad, you have no idea what it's like. 282 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:54,101 I am the only openly gay kid at school, in this town. 283 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,312 Why can't I walk hand in hand down the hall with a person that I like? 284 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,481 Why can't I slow-dance at my prom? 285 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,110 Come here. 286 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,910 You think I don't want those things for you? I do. 287 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,413 You know, until you find somebody... 288 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:19,501 as open and as brave as you, 289 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,588 you're just gonna have to get used to going it alone. 290 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,013 ♪♪ [Funk] 291 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,976 ♪ When I was a little girl ♪ 292 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,520 ♪ I had a rag doll ♪ 293 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,316 ♪ Only doll I've ever owned ♪ 294 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:50,574 ♪ Now I love you just the way I loved that rag doll ♪ 295 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,828 ♪ But only now my love has grown ♪ 296 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,497 ♪ And it gets stronger ♪ 297 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,375 ♪ In every way ♪ 298 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,545 ♪ And it gets higher ♪ 299 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,840 - ♪ Day by day ♪ - [Whispering] 300 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:12,846 ♪ Do I love you My, oh, my ♪ 301 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,308 ♪ River deep, mountain high ♪ 302 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,477 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 303 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:23,940 ♪ If I lost you, would I cry ♪ 304 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:27,319 ♪ Oh, how I love you, baby ♪ 305 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,239 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 306 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,077 [Laughing] 307 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:43,001 ♪ I love you, baby like a flower loves the spring ♪ 308 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:48,256 ♪ And I love you, baby like a robin loves to sing ♪ 309 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:54,388 ♪ And I love you, baby like a schoolboy loves his bag ♪ 310 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:59,935 ♪ And I love you, baby river deep, mountain high ♪ 311 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:08,985 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 312 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,070 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 313 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,947 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah ♪ 314 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:17,119 ♪ Yeah-eah ♪ ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 315 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,287 ♪ Do I love you ♪ 316 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,708 ♪ My, oh, my, yeah ♪ 317 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:28,422 ♪ River deep, mountain high Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 318 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:34,219 ♪ If I lost you, would I cry ♪ 319 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:40,809 ♪ Oh, how I love you, baby Baby, baby, baby ♪♪ 320 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,526 [Artie] Again, again, again! 321 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,738 Ladies, nice work. 322 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,740 What an incredible song. 323 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,659 And just so you know, I've already bought custom bibs... 324 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,745 for me and Mercedes here. 325 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,748 You know why? 'Cause we's be goin'... 326 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,916 [Together] To Breadsticks. 327 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,169 Oh-ho-ho! You hear that, guys? 328 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,296 You have your work cut out for you. 329 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,972 [Clears Throat] 330 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,184 Don't worry. I'm not gonna go all Shawshank on you. 331 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:27,022 This is kind of weird. Guys usually don't talk to each other in here. 332 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,358 Well, this can't wait. I'm setting you free. 333 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,819 You can do your duet with someone else in Glee. 334 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:36,031 Someone that the world deems more appropriate. 335 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:39,242 Did I do something to offend you? No, no. 336 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,621 It's not you, it's me. 337 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:47,417 You've been honorable, actually, and I wish you the best. 338 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,544 But I've realized that I need to sing with someone... 339 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,505 that matches my passion and talent level. 340 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,757 Who's that? 341 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,384 You know, they make special shampoo for color-treated hair. 342 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,388 I don't dye my hair. Uh-huh. 343 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,434 - This is a disaster. - Stop pacing. It's stressing me out. 344 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:08,355 Just being the "it couple"... it's so much harder than I thought. 345 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,816 I am so stumped at how to lose this thing. 346 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,484 Wait. I got it. 347 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,154 We saw Grease and it was good. We saw Grease 2 and I fell asleep. 348 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,990 But you said the difference was that the songs... 349 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,200 [Together] Were bad. 350 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,368 Yeah. 351 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,537 If we want to lose, 352 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,997 we have to do a song that's bad. 353 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,793 Not just a bad song. An offensive song. 354 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,670 Yes! [School Bell Rings] 355 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,588 Artie, can we talk? Yeah. 356 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,924 I want us to be duet partners. Really? 357 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,343 We sing really well together. 358 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:43,932 I just thought if we won we could share a nice, free dinner together as friends. 359 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,351 We haven't really talked. 360 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,104 Well, Tina, as rich as I find it that you've come crawling back, 361 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,691 I'll have you know that not only do I have a duet partner... 362 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,944 but that our working relationship has blossomed into romance. 363 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,577 If you'll excuse me. [Will] Okay, guys. 364 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,454 So who is up first today? 365 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,582 - Mr. Schue, if I may. - You may. 366 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,254 As many of you know, I had a duet partner. 367 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,840 But due to sensitivities I'd rather not get into at the moment, 368 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,884 I have dissolved the partnership. 369 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,845 Okay. So who are you gonna sing a duet with? 370 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,473 Only the most talented member of the Glee Club... myself. 371 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,437 When you're different, when you're special, 372 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,606 sometimes you have to get used to being alone. 373 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,942 I've asked a few members of the Glee Club as well as some Cheerios to help me out. 374 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,069 How can you do a duet by yourself? 375 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,654 That's like vocal masturbation. 376 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,031 [Giggling] That's so funny. 377 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,741 I will be doing a number... 378 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,702 from the seminal classic movie Victor Victoria. 379 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,622 It's a show about embracing both the male and the female sides. 380 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,790 Watch and learn, Santana. 381 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,126 Hit it. 382 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,715 ♪ 'Bout 20 years ago ♪ 383 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,761 ♪ Way down in New Orleans ♪ 384 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:10,560 ♪ A group of fellas found a new kind of music ♪ 385 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:14,731 ♪ And they decided to call it ♪ 386 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,858 ♪ Jazz ♪ 387 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,403 ♪ No other sound has ♪ 388 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:25,158 ♪ What this music has ♪ 389 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,536 ♪ Before they knew it ♪ 390 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,832 ♪ It was whizzin' 'round the world ♪ 391 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,669 ♪ The world was ready ♪ 392 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:40,215 ♪ For a blue kind of music ♪ 393 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,176 ♪ And now they play it ♪ 394 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:47,263 ♪ From Steamboat Springs ♪ 395 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:51,226 ♪ To La Paz ♪ 396 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:09,661 ♪ Oh, baby, won't you play me le jazz hot, maybe ♪ 397 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,957 ♪ And don't ever let it end ♪ 398 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:20,880 ♪ I tell ya, friend it's really something to hear ♪ 399 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:26,720 ♪ I can't sit still when there's that rhythm near me ♪ 400 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:33,643 ♪ When you play me le jazz hot, baby ♪ 401 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:39,065 ♪ You're holding my soul together ♪ 402 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:44,112 ♪ Don't know whether it's morning or night ♪ 403 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,033 ♪ Only know it sounded right ♪ 404 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:53,830 ♪ So come on in and play me le jazz hot, baby ♪ 405 00:22:53,914 --> 00:23:01,254 ♪ 'Cause I love my jazz hot ♪ 406 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:04,215 ♪ Le ♪ 407 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,676 ♪ Jazz ♪ 408 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:21,649 ♪ Hot ♪ 409 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,072 ♪ Le jazz hot ♪♪ 410 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,825 [Laughing, Cheering] 411 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,705 [Mercedes] Yeah! Yeah, Kurt! 412 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,499 [School Bell Rings] 413 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,250 I love astronomy. 414 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:43,880 Something about all that space makes my problems seem kind of small. 415 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:47,133 That one's Venus. Planet of love. 416 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,637 It's actually Mars, planet of war. 417 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,182 Which one are we on? 418 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,558 Earth. 419 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:59,562 So why don't you come back to it and talk to me about duets? 420 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,190 Tell me why I should be singing with you. 421 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,942 Okay. 422 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,778 Well, I want to start off with the choreography. 423 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:12,033 Singing will be easy, so I'll start playing. 424 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:17,705 Now get behind me. Get behind me. 425 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:26,089 Good. Now grab my hips. 426 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,675 And start swaying. 427 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,516 And now here's a cool part. Give me your hand. 428 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,729 Do you know how to play? No. 429 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,941 All right, it's easy. 430 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,528 Just put that finger there. Just like that. 431 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,533 Now do it fast back and forth. 432 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,370 There you go. 433 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:11,593 No. No, I can't do this. This year is about me. 434 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:15,013 And don't say that I'm selfish, because you have no idea how much I've given. 435 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,223 I wasn't- I've been down this path before. 436 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,185 I know this feeling. L-Like, I need you. 437 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,896 Duets don't work for me, and I don't need you. 438 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,523 What I need is to find a way to keep Santana off my heels. 439 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:28,276 What I need is to find a way to torture Rachel. Look, I'm sorry... 440 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,863 And I need to start learning to ignore people. 441 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,866 I'm sorry. I shouldn't... I shouldn't have tried that. 442 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,910 I'm sorry. 443 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,745 I made a mistake. 444 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,163 And, um, 445 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,832 I don't want to sing with you. 446 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,669 [School Bell Rings] 447 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:51,341 [School Bell Rings] I don't think I can do this. 448 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:54,010 It's the perfect song for this very situation. 449 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,471 - Whenever you're ready, guys. - [Santana] Yeah, hurry up. 450 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,640 I needs to get myself to Breadsticks. 451 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,308 Don't count on it. 452 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,811 I'm mad at you, but you're still so hot. 453 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,065 Trust me. You're gonna be great. 454 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,861 ♪ See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing ♪ 455 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,238 ♪ What I couldn't do is ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ 456 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,530 ♪ I have trouble with the ♪ ♪ Note ♪ 457 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:15,782 ♪ It goes all around my ♪ ♪ Throat ♪ 458 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,367 ♪ It's a terrifying ♪ ♪ Thing ♪ 459 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:20,662 ♪ See, I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was ♪ 460 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,372 ♪ Higher ♪ 461 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:24,916 ♪ Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a ♪ 462 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,501 ♪ Choir ♪ 463 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,669 ♪ Hey, when I begin to ♪ ♪ Squeak ♪ 464 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:28,711 ♪ It's a cross between a ♪ ♪ Shriek ♪ 465 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,296 ♪ And a quiver or a ♪ ♪ Moan ♪ 466 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:31,422 ♪ It's a little like a ♪ ♪ Croak ♪ 467 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,632 ♪ Or the record player ♪ ♪ Broke ♪ 468 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,176 ♪ What it doesn't have is ♪ ♪ Tone ♪ 469 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,263 ♪ Oh, I know you're thinking What a crazy ♪ 470 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:41,391 ♪ Ding-a-ling ♪ 471 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,101 ♪ But I really couldn't ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ 472 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,269 ♪ I could never really ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ 473 00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:46,562 ♪ What I couldn't do is ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ 474 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:50,066 ♪ But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in ♪ 475 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,652 ♪ Power ♪ 476 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:57,365 ♪ And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower ♪ 477 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,492 - ♪ Still, I'm terrific at a ♪ - ♪ Dance ♪ 478 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,618 ♪ Cause I'm messing up my ♪ ♪ Pants ♪ 479 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,537 ♪ I'm a birdie on the ♪ ♪ Wing ♪ 480 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,080 ♪ But if I begin to ♪ ♪ Chirp ♪ 481 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,248 ♪ They say who's the little ♪ ♪ Twerp ♪ 482 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,125 ♪ Going pong instead of♪ ♪ Ping ♪ 483 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,795 ♪ And when Christmas comes and all my friends go ♪ 484 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:14,882 [Glee Club] ♪ Caroling ♪ 485 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,134 - ♪ It is so dishearten ♪ - ♪ Ing ♪ 486 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,343 ♪ It is so disquiet ♪ ♪ Ing ♪ 487 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,553 ♪ It is so discourage ♪ ♪ Ing ♪ 488 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,471 ♪ Darling please stop answer ♪ 489 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,973 ♪ Ing ♪ 490 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,308 ♪ See, I really couldn't ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ 491 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,434 ♪ I could never really ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ 492 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,394 ♪ What I couldn't do is ♪ 493 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,188 ♪ Do re mi fa so la ti do Do re mi fa so la ti do ♪ 494 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,690 ♪ La ♪ ♪ La ♪ 495 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,150 - ♪ La ♪ - ♪ La ♪ 496 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,526 ♪ Sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing ♪ 497 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,487 ♪ Sing, sing, sing, sing ♪ 498 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:41,909 - [Voice Cracks] ♪ Sing ♪ - ♪ Sing ♪♪ 499 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,330 Wow! 500 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,498 Now, that is a duet! 501 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:52,003 Thank you, Tina, for introducing us to the amazing voice of Mike Chang! 502 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,255 - Yeah! - That was good. 503 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,056 You tried to kiss her? Major Glee party foul, dude. 504 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:09,270 Look, I know I shouldn't have. She was just sending me these vibes. 505 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,813 And those eyes. 506 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,650 Hey, Quinn, can we talk? 507 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:17,653 What do you want to talk about? About Sam. 508 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,655 I heard that you backed out of doing a duet with him. 509 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,116 Maybe it's for the best she backed out. 510 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,661 If that Puckerman kid ever gets out ofjail, he's gonna beat my ass. 511 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:29,332 - I'm sure you still have feelings for her too. - No way. I'm with Rachel now. 512 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,669 She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I'm in love with her. 513 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,630 Look, this isn't about dating, dude. 514 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,758 It's about you singing with Quinn to raise your musical rep in the group. 515 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:42,387 Look, I understand that your reputation is important to you, 516 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,472 but wouldn't you want to do whatever it takes to be on top... 517 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,266 of the proverbial pyramid in every aspect of your life? 518 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,143 Singing with Sam won't change that. 519 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,853 But winning the competition will. 520 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,314 And partnering with Sam is really your only shot at it. 521 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,237 - What's your angle? - Angle? 522 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,155 What's your angle? Me winning means you losing. 523 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,742 You'll do whatever it takes to make sure that doesn't happen. So what is in it for you? 524 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,869 Look, I agree. Okay? 525 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:09,914 You're probably not gonna beat Finn and I, but I just thought that, 526 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,041 as the team captain, it would be good for the team... 527 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:15,336 to have some healthy competition for second place. 528 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,922 [Finn] I'm not saying you're gonna win, but I'm just saying that... 529 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,509 even coming in second would go a long way with the rest of the team. 530 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,430 [School Bell Rings] Hey. 531 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:28,891 I was totally out of line with you. I promise it won't happen again. 532 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:32,019 Though you might have to wear sunglasses whenever we're together. 533 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,440 Good. Because we're gonna have to spend a lot of time together practicing... 534 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:38,067 if we're gonna win that dinner at Breadsticks. 535 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,741 ♪♪ [Notes] 536 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,536 ♪ Oh-ohh-ohh, yeah ♪ 537 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,913 Just like that. ♪♪ [Continues] 538 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,166 [Off Key] ♪ Ohh-oh, yeah ♪ 539 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:57,211 Tina used to make runs look so easy, 540 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,464 but I guess they aren't for everybody. Wait. 541 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:02,592 [Off Key] ♪ Ohh-oh-oh, yeah ♪ 542 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,011 Nailed it. 543 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,930 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 544 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:10,141 I just can't. I'm sorry. 545 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:14,729 Um, w-why can't you do this? 546 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:19,567 I thought I was over somebody, but I still think I have feelings for them. 547 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,694 The Clintons? 548 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,321 Tina. 549 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,739 I'm sorry. 550 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,159 Wait, don't leave. 551 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,913 You want to get over Tina, right? 552 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,048 Let me help you. 553 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,348 What are you doing? 554 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:53,809 I mean, you're on the football team now anyways. 555 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,941 So we're gonna get around to this at some point. 556 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,403 Hold up. 557 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,909 Am I about to lose my virginity? 558 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:14,163 For our duet, we're gonna do it. 559 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:22,630 ♪♪ [Pop Ballad] 560 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,304 ♪ Come give me ♪ ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 561 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,932 ♪ Your sweetness ♪ 562 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,186 ♪ Now there's you there is no weakness ♪ 563 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:40,731 ♪ Lying safe within your arms ♪ 564 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:41,983 ♪ I'm born again ♪ 565 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,776 ♪ Woman, don't you know ♪ 566 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,987 ♪ With you I'm born again ♪ 567 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:50,199 ♪ I was half, not whole ♪ 568 00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:54,620 ♪ In step with none ♪ 569 00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:59,584 ♪ Reaching through this world ♪ 570 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:04,380 ♪ In need of one ♪ 571 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,465 This isn't happening. 572 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:10,344 ♪ Come show me your kindness ♪ 573 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:14,599 ♪ In your arms I know I'll find this ♪ 574 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:18,394 ♪ Woman, don't you know with you ♪ 575 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:24,066 ♪ I'm born again ♪ 576 00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:28,321 ♪ Lying safe with you ♪ 577 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:32,116 ♪ I'm born ♪ 578 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:43,878 ♪ Again ♪♪ 579 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:50,134 - Okay. Do I even need to say it? - That was really rude. 580 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:54,764 - It was, like, really rude. - I seriously wanted to punch both of you. 581 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,474 I have to agree. 582 00:32:56,558 --> 00:33:00,561 It's a great duet, but what you guys did with it was... really inappropriate. 583 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:03,189 Your costume choice was a little insensitive. 584 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:06,525 Frankly... I'm disappointed. 585 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,320 - What? - Are you serious? I'm... 586 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,198 - Shocked. We... We're shocked. - Shocked. 587 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,950 I-I really hope that this doesn't cost us the competition. 588 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:18,704 Yeah. Okay. Let's sit down. Come. 589 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:23,042 Well, getting back on track, who's next? 590 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,294 All right. 591 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:31,550 Okay, I just want to say I'm really excited... 592 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:35,388 and that I couldn't have asked for a better partner. 593 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,396 ♪ Do you hear me ♪ 594 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,189 ♪ I'm talking to you ♪ 595 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,233 ♪ Across the water ♪ 596 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:50,861 ♪ Across the deep blue ocean ♪ 597 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,822 ♪ Under the open sky ♪ 598 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,991 ♪ Oh, my, baby, I'm trying ♪ 599 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:59,954 ♪ Boy, I hear you in my dreams ♪ 600 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,708 ♪ I feel your whisper across the sea ♪ 601 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:07,211 ♪ I keep you with me in my heart ♪ 602 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:12,591 ♪ You make it easier when life gets hard ♪ 603 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:16,137 ♪ Lucky I'm in love with my best friend ♪ 604 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:19,807 ♪ Lucky to have been where I have been ♪ 605 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:25,813 ♪ Lucky to be coming home again ♪ 606 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:30,025 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 607 00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:36,532 ♪ They don't know ♪ ♪ They don't know ♪ 608 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,200 ♪ How long it takes ♪ ♪ How long it takes ♪ 609 00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:40,995 ♪ Waiting for love like this ♪ 610 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,872 ♪ Every time ♪ ♪ Every time ♪ 611 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,624 ♪ We say good-bye ♪ ♪ We say good-bye ♪ 612 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:48,544 ♪ I wish we had one more kiss ♪ 613 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,839 ♪ I'll wait for you I promise you ♪ 614 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,426 ♪ I will ♪ 615 00:34:55,510 --> 00:35:00,556 ♪ I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend ♪ 616 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,101 ♪ Lucky to have been where I have been ♪ 617 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:09,565 ♪ Lucky to be coming home some day ♪♪ 618 00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:15,029 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 619 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,496 [Scoffs] That's so frickin' charming. 620 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:29,418 ♪♪ [Ends] 621 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,545 [Applause] 622 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,677 [School Bell Rings] 623 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,013 Y-You're breaking up with me? 624 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:44,517 All you wanted was a free dinner at Breadsticks. 625 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,895 But I really wanted to go with you. 626 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,940 I was gonna order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti, 627 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,359 like in Lady and the Tramp. 628 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:58,072 I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose. 629 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,158 You used me for my voice. 630 00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:04,495 That's the only reason you had sex with me. I have it on good authority. 631 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:07,540 She's using you for your voice. That's the only reason she had sex with you. 632 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:10,042 - Wait. How did you know that? - Hi. 633 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,169 - Excuse me. Do you know Brittany? - Cheerios Brittany? 634 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,296 Yeah. We had sex. Mmm. 635 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:17,758 Look, I don't mean to be a bitch... 636 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,677 Well, yeah, actually, I do. 637 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,720 But the only thing that you can give Brittany... 638 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:25,057 that she can't get from someone else is super choice parking. 639 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:27,393 I know that sex... 640 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,894 doesn't mean anything to you. 641 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:32,273 But did you ever think how much it means to me? 642 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:38,529 After my accident, we didn't know if I'd ever be able even to do that. 643 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,782 And when I found out that I could, it seemed like some kind of miracle, 644 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,869 and you just walked all over that. 645 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,954 You're not my partner anymore. 646 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,082 I told Mr. Schue I'm pulling out of the duet competition. 647 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,002 Artie, I didn't know. I'm... I'm so sorry. 648 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:07,516 Okay, since Artie and Brittany have dropped out of the race, 649 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:09,810 I guess it's time to take it to a vote. 650 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:30,080 Well, even though it looks like just about everyone voted for themselves... 651 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,958 even those who didn't compete... we do have a winner. 652 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,339 And the winner is... 653 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,843 by two votes, 654 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,764 - Sam and Quinn. - What? What? 655 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,767 - Screw that! I want my sticks! - Let it go. Let it go. 656 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:51,936 - Unbelievable. - It was mine! 657 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,813 - I don't know how this happened. - [Will] Son. 658 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,273 [Rachel] Unbelievable. 659 00:37:58,068 --> 00:38:02,613 - This is so not a date. - We did it, babe. 660 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,283 - [School Bell Rings] - Hey, I had something I wanted to talk to you about. 661 00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:08,035 Please, not another pregnancy. 662 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,498 I think that you and I are a little bit more similar than you think. 663 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,877 That's a terrible thing to say. 664 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,130 I know you're lonely. 665 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:24,343 I can't even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school... 666 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:30,182 that you can't act on for fear of being humiliated, ridiculed or worse. 667 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:35,104 We're gonna win nationals this year. And you know how we're gonna do that? 668 00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,772 Because we have you. 669 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,525 That's true. 670 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:41,694 That's 12 people who love you... 671 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,071 just for being exactly the way that you are. 672 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:50,244 Look, I know you're lonely, but you're not alone. 673 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:57,835 So, I was wondering if you would maybe want to sing a duet with me. 674 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:02,256 You'll be happy with my song selection. It's sort of everything both you and I love. 675 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,425 But the duet competition is over. 676 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:08,595 I know. I thought this one could be for me and you. 677 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,056 [School Bell Rings] 678 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,225 I hear they don't even make these fresh. 679 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:16,687 They fly them in frozen from some factory in the Dominican Republic. 680 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:20,357 I once caught some pretty sweet waves down in the Dominican. 681 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,151 Hey, hey, hey. 682 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,363 - Uh... - Come on. It's my Matthew McConaughey impression. 683 00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:28,449 Come on. 684 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,951 Does that work on the girls where you're from? 685 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,996 The impressions, the bad jokes, 686 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,290 the Na'vi? 687 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,501 I don't know. I went to an all-boys boarding school. 688 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,547 Makes sense. 689 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,883 It must be hard. 690 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:49,386 I think if I went through what you went through last year, 691 00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,765 I would've transferred to a school on the moon out of embarrassment. 692 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:56,310 That didn't come out right. You're really brave to come back like you have. 693 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,563 I don't judge you or anything. 694 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:05,152 I know what it's like to have a... secret that you're ashamed of. 695 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:09,198 Oh, holy crap. So... 696 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:11,909 So you are gay? 697 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,912 What? No. Not at all. 698 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:18,082 When I found out I was moving here, I wanted to seem cool. 699 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,834 Figured if I looked like Swayze in PointBreak... 700 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:24,546 people might think I was a surfer or something. 701 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,382 I didn't think it through very clearly. So... 702 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,845 I put lemon juice in my hair. 703 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:35,682 I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for Kurt and his sixth sense. 704 00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,648 I think it looks cute. 705 00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:44,691 Really? 706 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,575 What are you doing? 707 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:57,246 We're not using that. You're paying. Why? 708 00:40:57,330 --> 00:41:01,375 Because a gentleman always pays on the first date. 709 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,306 ♪ Forget your troubles ♪ 710 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:17,724 ♪ Happy days ♪ 711 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,768 ♪ Come on, get happy ♪ 712 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:21,395 ♪ Are here again ♪ 713 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:24,398 ♪ You better chase ♪ ♪ The skies ♪ 714 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:28,068 - ♪ All your cares away ♪ - ♪ Above are clear again ♪ 715 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:32,114 ♪ Shout "Hallelujah" ♪ ♪ So let's sing a song ♪ 716 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:36,201 ♪ Come on, get happy ♪ ♪ Of cheer again ♪ 717 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:43,458 ♪ Get ready for the Judgment Day ♪ ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 718 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:47,004 ♪ The sun is shining ♪ 719 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:50,132 ♪ Come on, get happy ♪ ♪ Shout it now ♪ 720 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:53,302 ♪ The Lord is waiting ♪ ♪ There's no one ♪ 721 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:57,431 - ♪ To take your hand ♪ - ♪ Who can doubt it now ♪ 722 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,850 ♪ Shout "Hallelujah" ♪ 723 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,643 ♪ So let's tell the world ♪ 724 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:03,520 ♪ And just get happy ♪ 725 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:04,813 ♪ About it now ♪ 726 00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:07,399 - ♪ We're going ♪ - ♪ Happy days ♪ 727 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:12,654 - ♪ To the promised land ♪ - ♪ Are here again ♪ 728 00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:16,241 [Kurt] ♪ We're heading cross the river ♪ 729 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:20,078 ♪ Soon your cares will all be gone ♪ 730 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:26,293 [Rachel] ♪ There'll be no more from now on ♪ 731 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:30,255 ♪ From now on ♪ 732 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,675 ♪ Forget your troubles ♪ ♪ Happy days ♪ 733 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:37,054 ♪ And just get happy ♪ ♪ Are here again ♪ 734 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,182 ♪ You better chase ♪ ♪ The skies ♪ 735 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:44,645 ♪ All your blues away ♪ ♪ Above are clear again ♪ 736 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:48,607 ♪ Shout "Hallelujah" ♪ ♪ So let's sing a song ♪ 737 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:51,193 [Kurt] ♪ And just get happy ♪ 738 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,946 [Rachel] ♪ Of cheer again ♪ 739 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:57,032 - ♪ Happy times ♪ - ♪ Happy times ♪ 740 00:42:57,158 --> 00:43:00,452 ♪ Happy nights ♪ ♪ Happy nights ♪ 741 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:02,996 ♪ Happy days ♪ 742 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,665 ♪ Are ♪ 743 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,458 ♪ Here ♪ 744 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:19,304 ♪ Again ♪♪ 745 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,353 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 746 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:30,190 ♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing] 747 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,376 ♪♪ [Ends] 748 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,885 ENGLISH - US - PSDH