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Here's what you missed on Glee.

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Artie made the football team,
which is crazy.

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Finn's not the quarterback anymore.
This new kid Sam is.

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Kurt's dad and Finn's mom are dating,

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and are really happy together,
which makes Finn and Kurt
sort of like brothers.

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They sure yell at each other
like brothers.

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Why is it so hard
for you to understand?

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Sue has a sister, Jean,
who she doesn't yell at, at all...

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- I will always love you.
- Which makes her the only
person Sue doesn't yell at.

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And that's what you missed on Glee.

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[Finn Narrating]
It all started a week ago.

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I was super hungry,
but my mom was gone,

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so I busted out
the George Foreman.

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It wasn't making the cool
grill marks it used to...

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after I tried to use it to dry my shoes,

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but when it comes to grilled cheese,
I'm not that fancy.

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And when I pulled the sandwich out,
I saw the face of God...

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Literally.

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I had made a grilled "Cheesus."

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- I'm so hungry.
- I'm not the most religious guy...

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I sort of worship Eric Clapton
and Ochocinco...

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but this was different,

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so I decided to see what it felt like to,
you know, pray.

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Dear Grilled Cheesus,

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first of all, you're super delicious.

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Please, Grilled Cheesus...

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please let us win
our first football game.

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It would mean so much to Artie,
and I think you kind of owe it to him.

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I mean, you did sort of screw him
in the leg department.

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And in return, Cheesy Lord,

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I'll make sure we honor you
this week in Glee Club.

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- [Grunts]
- [Fans Cheering]

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- [Whistle Blows]
- [Cheering]

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Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.

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[Whirring]

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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, that's my boy.

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You forgot your breakfast.

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Suzanne Somers says that
skipping breakfast is suicide.

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- What is this?
- It's an egg white wrap
on a sprouted wheat tortilla,

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half a grapefruit and a green drink.

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Where's my usual breakfast?
A Coke and two Slim Jims?

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Yeah. Breakfast of champions.
Dad, you are not a kid anymore.

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You have to start
taking care of yourself.

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I guess with enough hot sauce,
this will be all right.

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Thanks.
Yeah.

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Hey, don't forget,
Friday night dinner is 6:00
instead of 7:00 this week.

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Carole and Finn are coming over,

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and she has to work the night shift.

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I can't do this Friday.

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Uh, sing-along Sound ofMusic
at the El Royale Theater.

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It's a once-a-year event.

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Last week you had to camp out early...

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so you could be first in line
for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs.

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Season six, Dad.

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Those Friday night dinners
are a ritual in our family...

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one your mom started.

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I know, but I'm a teenager.

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Friday nights are kind of important to me.

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Why are you making me
feel guilty about this?

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I, of all people, know how
important the relationship is
between you and Carole.

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Those dinners are more than important.
They're sacred.

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The whole point
of having something sacred...

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is that it takes precedence over
anything else you got going on.

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Sing-along Sound of Music
is sacred to me.

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What, you think I don't know that?

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Wasn't I the one who bought you
that Maria bonnet when you were six?

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The point is...
[Muttering]
Enough with the bonnet.

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If you start giving up stuff
like Friday night dinners,

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then you got nothing
to hold onto.

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Okay, let's face it, Kurt...
If we don't schedule it,
then we don't hang out.

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If we don't hang out, then our
lives just go right by each other.

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And we don't share very much.

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I'm sorry, but I'm not missing something
that I look forward to all year...

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just for another dinner.

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Maybe we could do it Thursday
or something.

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I got to tell you, Kurt.

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I'm real disappointed in you.

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[Sighs]

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[School Bell Rings]

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Mr. Schue?

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I have something to say.

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Something happened to me,

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and I can't really get into it,
but it's shaken me to my core.

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- Oh, my God, he's coming out.
- Why, yes.

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There is a man who's
sort of recently
come into my life,

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and that man is Jesus Christ.

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That's way worse.

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And I know there's others
in here who dig him too.

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And so I thought maybe this week
we could pay tribute to him in music.

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You know, pay tribute to Jesus.

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Sorry, uh, but if I wanted
to sing about Jesus,
I'd go to church.

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And the reason
I don't go to church...

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is because most churches
don't think very much of gay people.

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Or women. Or science.

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I don't see anything wrong
with getting a little church up in here.

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I agree. I've had a really hard year,
and I turned to God a lot for help.

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I, for one,
wouldn't mind saying thanks.

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Thanks for what?
That it didn't
come out a lizard baby?

99
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Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

100
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Well, guys, maybe our song selections
don't have to be about Jesus.

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We could do songs about spirituality.

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- You got a problem with Jesus?
- Oh, I got no problem with the guy.

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I'm a total Jew for Jesus.
He's my number one Heeb.

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What I don't like seeing
is people using J-Money
to cramp everybody else's style,

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'cause it seems to me
that true spirituality...

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or whatever you want to call it-

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is about enjoying the life
that you've been given.

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- I see God every time
I make out with a new chick.
- Okay, okay.

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That doesn't make any sense.
In fact, it's stupid.

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Are you calling Mr. Billy Joel stupid?

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At this time I'd like
to continue my streak...

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of doing only songs by Jewish artists.

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- Hit it.
- ♪♪ [Intro]

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♪ Come on, Virginia
Don't let me wait ♪

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♪ You Catholic girls
start much too late ♪

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♪ Oh, but sooner or later
It comes down to fate ♪

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♪ I might as well be the one ♪

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♪ Well, they showed you a statue
Told you to pray ♪

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♪ They built you a temple
and locked you away ♪

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♪ Oh, but they never told you
the price that you pay ♪

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♪ For things
that you might have done ♪

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♪ Only the good die young ♪

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♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa, whoa, oh ♪

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♪ You got a nice white dress ♪

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♪ And a party
on your confirmation ♪

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♪ You got a brand-new soul ♪

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♪ Mmm, and a cross of gold ♪

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♪ Come on, come on
Come on Virginia don't let me wait ♪

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♪ You Catholic girls
start much too late ♪

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♪ Sooner or later
it comes down to fate ♪

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♪ I might as well be the one ♪

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♪ You know that
only the good die young ♪

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♪ Tell ya, baby ♪♪

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Ow!

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Well, according to this,
I've still got two left,

136
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but let me check, 'cause I don't trust
the guy who does my inventory.

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Who's that?
Me.

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Oh. Oh, geez.

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[Groans]

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Hey, you okay, man?

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Yeah. Just a little indigestion,
you know?

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Don't buy salami at the gas station.

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[Groans]

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[No Audible Dialogue]

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[Speaking French]

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[Whispering]

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Kurt?

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Can we talk to you outside?

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00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,385
[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]

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Where is he? Is he dead?

151
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No, he's alive, but I'm sorry.
I don't have any other good news.

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I want to see him.
He hasn't regained consciousness.

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[Will]
I thought he had a heart attack.
Brought on by an arrhythmia,

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which caused a lack of blood to his brain.

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That's what made him lose consciousness,
and what's keeping him comatose.

156
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We have him on Lidocaine,
but there's no guarantees
they're going to work,

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or what kind of damage was done
to his brain by the lack of oxygen.

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I don't understand what you're saying.

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- When is he gonna wake up?
- I don't know.

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Okay, just- Just take us
to him now, please.

161
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[Monitor Beeping]

162
00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,514
I need a minute.

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I don't think
you should be alone, Kurt.

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Please just give me
a moment alone with my father.

165
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,443
We'll be right outside.

166
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Dad?

167
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,214
Can you hear me?

168
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If you can hear me, squeeze my hand.

169
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I'm holding yours right now.

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00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,771
Just squeeze back.

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Come on, Dad.

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Just squeeze my hand.

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[Finn]
What up, Grilled Cheesus?

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00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,912
I need to ask you for something.

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I didn't go to Sunday school,
so I don't know if God...

176
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,417
works the same as a genie
and I only get three wishes,
but here's the thing.

177
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,544
Dating Rachel is great,

178
00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,339
but she's kind of a prude,
and I'm sort of going crazy.

179
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,424
Anyway, her boobs
aren't that great,

180
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,886
but they're still girl boobs,
and I'd really like to touch them.

181
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,596
So, Cheesus,

182
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:19,558
considering that I've dedicated
a week of my musical life to you,

183
00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:23,812
I hope you can see it in your heart
to answer my prayers.

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00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,733
Amen.

185
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,526
[School Bell Rings]

186
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,822
[Indistinct Conversations]

187
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,207
[Santana]
Hey, Kurt.

188
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,709
We're really sorry
about your dad's heart attack.

189
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,461
Thanks, Santana.

190
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,380
I did a book report on heart attacks,

191
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,382
if you want to give it to the doctor.

192
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,468
I got knocked down an entire letter grade
'cause it was written in crayon.

193
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,221
What the hell happened?

194
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,932
My dad's in the hospital.
I know. My mom just called me.

195
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,059
I feel like I'm the last one to know.
I'm sorry, Finn.

196
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,353
It didn't occur to me to call you,
because he's not your father.

197
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,438
Yeah, well, he's the closest
I'm ever going to get, okay?

198
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,857
I know it may not look like
what everybody else has,

199
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,568
but I thought we were...
sort of a family.

200
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,073
Look, I guess I just-

201
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,742
I didn't like overhearing other people
talking about it in gym class.

202
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,960
Hey, guys.

203
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,045
Our thoughts are all with Kurt,

204
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,923
and I know it's sort of hard
to really focus on anything else...

205
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,258
Mr. Schue?

206
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,302
Yeah?
I've been struggling,
trying to figure out...

207
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,304
what I wanted
to say to Kurt all day,

208
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:41,056
and I realize I don't want to say it,
I want to sing it.

209
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:47,271
This song is about
being in a very dark place
and turning to God.

210
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,231
It's a spiritual song, Mr. Schue.
Is that okay?

211
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,816
It's fine.

212
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,820
Tina, Quinn,
can you help me out, please?

213
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,072
♪♪ [Ballad Intro]

214
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:09,668
♪ As I lay me down ♪

215
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:14,465
♪ Heaven, hear me now ♪

216
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:18,844
♪ I'm lost without a cause ♪

217
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:23,432
♪ After giving it my all ♪

218
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:28,103
♪ Winter storms have come ♪

219
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,858
♪ And darkened my sun ♪

220
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:37,654
♪ After all that I've been through ♪

221
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,116
♪ Who on earth can I turn to ♪

222
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:50,334
♪ I look to you ♪

223
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:56,423
♪ After all my strength is gone ♪

224
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,510
♪ In you I can be strong ♪

225
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:04,807
♪ I look to you ♪

226
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:10,270
♪ I look to you, oh ♪

227
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:15,651
♪ And when melodies are gone, yeah ♪

228
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,654
♪ In you I hear a song ♪

229
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,367
♪ I look to you ♪

230
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:27,913
♪ Ooh ♪

231
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:34,002
♪ I look to you ♪♪

232
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,631
[Students Applaud]

233
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,134
[Inhales]
Thank you, Mercedes.

234
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,679
Your voice is stunning, but...
I don't believe in God.

235
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,139
Wait, what?

236
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,642
You've all professed your beliefs.
I'm just stating mine.

237
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,769
I think God is kind of like
Santa Claus for adults.

238
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:55,149
Otherwise,
God's kind of a jerk, isn't he?

239
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,443
I mean, he makes me gay,
and then has his followers
going around...

240
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,194
telling me it's something
that I chose,

241
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,113
as if someone
would choose to be mocked...

242
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,115
every single day of their life.

243
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,034
And right now I don't want
a Heavenly Father.

244
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,411
I want my real one back.

245
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,580
But Kurt, how do you know for sure?

246
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,540
I mean, you can't prove
that there's no God.

247
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,709
You can't prove that there
isn't a magic teapot...

248
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,669
floating around
on the dark side of the moon...

249
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,671
with a dwarf inside of it...

250
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,841
that reads romance novels
and shoots lightning out of its boobs,

251
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,802
but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?

252
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,512
Is God an evil dwarf?

253
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,473
We shouldn't be talking
like this.

254
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,641
It's not right.

255
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,602
I'm sorry, Quinn.

256
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,479
But you all can believe
whatever you want to.

257
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,731
But I can't believe
something I don't.

258
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,400
I appreciate your thoughts,

259
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,819
but I don't want your prayers.

260
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,948
[School Bell Rings]
[Will] How did you even
find out about the lesson?

261
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,992
I have cameras everywhere,
William.

262
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,869
I'm giving a lesson on spirituality.

263
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,704
I don't understand
what the big deal is.

264
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,748
The big deal is that
this is a public school,

265
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,209
and there's this little thing
called separation of church and state,

266
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,128
which happens to be the pillar
of a functioning civil society.

267
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,882
But, Sue, children
should be allowed to profess
whatever faith they choose.

268
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,593
At the BET Awards,
but not in a public school.

269
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,053
Sue, I'm trying to help these kids.

270
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,138
Kurt is struggling
with some really tough issues.

271
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,724
Well, William, if your kids
want to praise Jesus in class,

272
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,936
I suggest they enroll at
Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy...

273
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,146
on I Love Jesus Street,
but not here.

274
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,399
This country is not a monarchy, William.
Trust me. I've tried.

275
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,985
And as much as I enjoy
giving impromptu civics lessons,

276
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,445
I got work to do.

277
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,532
[Door Opens, Closes]

278
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,116
[Door Opens]

279
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,412
Finn, please... sit.

280
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,378
You're upset about Kurt's dad too?

281
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,046
Yes.

282
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,923
But more importantly,

283
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,925
let's discuss your
newfound love for Jesus,

284
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,844
and how it's affecting me.

285
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,347
I want this relationship
to go the distance,

286
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,642
but I need to know that when I'm 25
and I've won a bunch of Tonys,

287
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,561
and I'm ready to have
intercourse and babies,

288
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,521
that those babies
will be raised in a certain way.

289
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,439
You don't think you're gonna
have sex till you're 25?

290
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,567
I want my children to be raised
in the Jewish faith.

291
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,819
Both of my dads' peoples
were slaves once.

292
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,946
I need to know that my children
will be free to worship...

293
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,698
in the way that I decide is right.

294
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,033
Sure. Of course.

295
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,411
Yeah, they should totally
go to Jew church and...

296
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,954
and wear those hats,

297
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,498
and eat that salty orange stuff
with their bagels.

298
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,008
Let's lay down on the bed.
Okay.

299
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,056
Finn?
Yeah?

300
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,893
I'd like to give you something
in exchange for what you gave me.

301
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,661
[Whispering]
Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.

302
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,247
I need to know what's going on
with that Glee Club.

303
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,458
Brittany, Jugs the Clown, go.

304
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,544
Mostly just everyone's
really sad for Kurt, and no one
really knows how to help.

305
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,797
I made him a card that said
"Heart attacks are just
from loving too much."

306
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,175
Schuester still pushing the Lil Jeezy?

307
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,261
I guess so... Although I don't really see
what the big deal is.

308
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,388
But Kurt's definitely not into it.

309
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,974
How's your father?

310
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,394
They say his condition
is critical but stable.

311
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,520
Good news, I guess.

312
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,189
I'm sorry for what
you're going through, lady.

313
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,108
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
And I guess I don't have to.

314
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,363
I think Mary Lou Retton's,
like, an orphan or something.

315
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,033
I don't like what Schuester's
doing in that classroom
even more than usual,

316
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,286
but I can't go to the school board
without an official complaint from a student.

317
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,956
So you want me
to be your scapegoat?

318
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,501
Mm-mmm.

319
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,878
You don't understand.

320
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,589
I know at times I mess around
with you guys for fun.

321
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,217
I admit it... It aids digestion.

322
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,594
But I'm not joking here.

323
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,640
I want to be your champion.

324
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,188
What is wrong with you?

325
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,899
I'm sorry, Madam Secretary,
I'm gonna have to call you back.

326
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,026
Love to Bill.

327
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,154
There is a boy in that Glee Club
that might lose his father.

328
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,533
How could you get in the way,
when the only thing anybody is trying to do...

329
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,868
is give that poor child
just a little bit of comfort?

330
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,496
What happened to you, Sue?

331
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,873
Please tell me what horrible,
horrible thing happened to you...

332
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,834
that made you
such a miserable tyrant.

333
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,419
Have a seat.

334
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:31,425
Since I was a little girl,
I've had exactly one hero.

335
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,009
My big sister.

336
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,095
You know how much
I worshipped her?

337
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,139
She was the sun and the moon to me.

338
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,144
And while I was still very young,

339
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,688
I noticed that other people
didn't feel the way I did.

340
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,482
People were rude to her.

341
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,402
They were cruel.
They laughed at her.

342
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,320
And so I began to pray.

343
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,781
I prayed every night
for her to get better.

344
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,950
And nothing changed.

345
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,787
So I prayed harder.

346
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,835
And after a while
I realized it wasn't that
I wasn't praying hard enough.

347
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,130
It's that no one was listening.

348
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,093
Asking someone
to believe in a fantasy,

349
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,763
however comforting,

350
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,348
isn't a moral thing to do.

351
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,810
It's cruel.
Don't you think that's
just a little bit arrogant?

352
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,229
It's as arrogant
as telling someone
how to believe in God,

353
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,939
and if they don't accept it,

354
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,984
no matter how openhearted
or honest their dissent,

355
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,111
they're going to hell.

356
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,238
Well, that doesn't sound
very Christian, does it?

357
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,491
Well, if that's
what you believe, that's fine,

358
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,451
but please keep it to yourself.

359
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,453
So long as you do the same.

360
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,289
That kid could lose his father
at any moment.

361
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,041
You should start
preparing him for that.

362
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,376
Now get the hell out of my office.

363
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,337
I realize you're only half orangutan,

364
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:54,382
but I'm still very allergic
to your lustrous ginger mane.

365
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,888
Last week we were too sexy.
This week we're too religious.

366
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,807
- We can't win.
- Now I know what Miley feels like.

367
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,227
The real tragedy here is that I
found the most perfect spiritual
song to sing this week,

368
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,938
and now it's been torn away
from me like Sophie's daughter.

369
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,689
Guys, you can still sing
whatever songs you like...

370
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,317
that sum up your feelings
about God, about spirit.

371
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,944
You just can't do it
on school time.

372
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,155
- I hope you're happy, Kurt.
- Having the week of my life, actually.

373
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,908
Guys, back off Kurt, okay?

374
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,077
He had every right
to speak his mind.

375
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,246
Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic
to what you're going through,

376
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,040
but siding with Miss Sylvester
isn't gonna do anyone any good.

377
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,000
It's doing me some good.

378
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,545
Now I don't have to sit around
listening to all you mental patients...

379
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,673
talk about how's there's a God
when I know there isn't one.

380
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,759
[School Bell Rings]

381
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,513
Cheesus, I don't need
to tell you how much you rule.

382
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,223
You've given me everything
I've prayed for,

383
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,475
and it turns out Rachel's boobs
are really awesome.

384
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,645
Anyway, I need another favor,
so, Cheesus,

385
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,356
I pray that I'm made quarterback again.
Sam's a good dude...

386
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,150
I just think that I can deliver
your message to the world more powerfully...

387
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,695
if I'm the most popular guy
in the school again.

388
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,239
[Puck]
What are you doing?
Nothing. Eating.

389
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,994
So I pray before I eat now.
What's the big deal?

390
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,829
You're not gonna tell anybody
about this, are you?

391
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,665
No. It's cool.

392
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,085
To tell you the truth,
I actually went to temple
with my nana yesterday.

393
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,838
I know it makes me a wuss,
but I'm bummed about Kurt's dad.

394
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,673
I've kind of been praying for him.

395
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,092
I know how hard it is
not to have a father, you know?

396
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,888
What do you pray for?

397
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,556
Yeah. Same stuff.

398
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,474
You burned your grilled cheese.

399
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,189
Ow!

400
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,150
Why are we in the park?

401
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,819
'Cause I don't want anything
coming between us and God,

402
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,322
and because Yentl was outside
when she sang this song in the movie.

403
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,034
I just hope that God hears this song
as a prayer for Burt Hummel,

404
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,953
and decides to bring him back to us.

405
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,084
♪♪ [Band, Minor Key]

406
00:20:53,169 --> 00:21:00,300
♪ God ♪

407
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,303
Our Heavenly Father.

408
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:12,020
♪ Oh, God ♪

409
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,273
And my father
who is also in heaven.

410
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,486
♪ May the light ♪

411
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,530
♪ Of this flickering candle ♪

412
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,741
♪ Illuminate the night ♪

413
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,284
♪ The way your spirit ♪

414
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,869
♪ Illuminates ♪

415
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:37,587
♪ My soul ♪

416
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,466
♪ Papa ♪

417
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,678
♪ Can you hear me ♪

418
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,429
♪ Papa ♪

419
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:50,517
♪ Can you see me ♪

420
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:58,525
♪ Papa, can you hear me in the night ♪

421
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,027
♪ Papa, are you near me ♪

422
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,321
♪ Papa, can you hear me ♪

423
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:09,202
♪ Papa, can you help me
not be frightened ♪

424
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,663
♪ Looking at the skies ♪

425
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,873
♪ I seem to see a million eyes ♪

426
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:18,503
♪ Which ones are yours ♪

427
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,089
♪ Where are you now
that yesterday ♪

428
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:26,136
♪ Has come and gone
and closed its doors ♪

429
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:30,015
♪ The night is so much darker ♪

430
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,643
♪ The wind is so much colder ♪

431
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,271
♪ The world I see is so much bigger ♪

432
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,734
♪ Now that I'm alone ♪

433
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,987
♪ Papa, please forgive me ♪

434
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,781
♪ Try to understand me ♪

435
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:52,037
♪ Papa, don't you know
I had no choice ♪

436
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,372
♪ Can you hear me praying ♪

437
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,624
♪ Anything I'm saying ♪

438
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:02,714
♪ Even though the night
is filled with voices ♪

439
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,633
♪ I remember everything you taught me ♪

440
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:13,058
♪ Every book I've ever read ♪

441
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,518
♪ Can all the words
in all the books ♪

442
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:19,981
♪ Help me to face
what lies ahead ♪

443
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,443
♪ The trees are so much taller ♪

444
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:27,072
♪ And I feel so much smaller ♪

445
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,075
♪ The moon is twice as Ionely ♪

446
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:35,371
♪ And the stars are half as bright ♪

447
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:42,087
♪ Papa, how I love you ♪

448
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:47,217
♪ Papa, how I need you ♪

449
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:52,097
♪ Papa, how I miss you ♪

450
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:58,144
♪ Kissing me ♪

451
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:10,031
♪ Good night ♪♪

452
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,247
- Who's next?
- What's going on in here?

453
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,500
We-We were just praying for your dad.

454
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,585
[Mercedes]
Rachel, Quinn and I are taking turns.

455
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,546
We're from different denominations
and religions,

456
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,965
so we figured one of us
is bound to be right.

457
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,716
I didn't ask you to do this.

458
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,177
Honey, I know you're upset
about what's happening.
I get it.

459
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:34,139
But friends help out,
even when you don't ask.

460
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,391
Mr. Kurt Hummel?

461
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,893
Dude, why didn't you just tell
us you wanted to pray in Muslim?

462
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,062
I'm not Muslim. I'm a Sikh.

463
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:45,275
She's gonna see if acupuncture
will improve the circulation
to my dad's brain.

464
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,946
Amazingly, needles pierce
the skin better than psalms.

465
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,739
Can you all please leave now?

466
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,245
We just wanted to do something.

467
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,594
[Whistle Blows]
[Sam]
Red 42 on three.

468
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,929
- Break!
- Wait.

469
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,559
That cornerback's
been cheating right all night.
We should naked bootleg left.

470
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,187
That ogre linebacker's on the left.
He's been killing me all game.

471
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,771
Dude, trust me.

472
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,608
I'm the only guy
who's ever actually
won a game on this field.

473
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,571
Okay, naked bootleg left.
I keep on three.

474
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,114
- All right, you ready?
- Break!

475
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,784
That's not what I called.

476
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,121
Down! Hike.

477
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,414
[Grunting]

478
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:48,588
- [Gasping]
- Huh.

479
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,760
- Is he okay?
- His shoulder's dislocated.

480
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,096
- This is what happens when you
change my plays in the huddle.
- [Boy] I don't understand.

481
00:25:57,181 --> 00:26:00,016
- That guy came out of nowhere.
- [Boy #2] I know. That kid's
been cheating right all night.

482
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,685
No reason for him to be there.
It's just bad luck.

483
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,604
We need to get him to the E.R.
Okay, let's go.

484
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,565
It's in your hands now, Lurch.

485
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:09,692
Congratulations.
You're the quarterback again.

486
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,077
I know things have been pretty morose
around here this past week,

487
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,163
but I want to celebrate
some good news
for our little family.

488
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:25,041
Let's hear it for Finn,
on getting back
his quarterback job...

489
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,919
and leading the Titans to a win
in their second game
of the season.

490
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,129
[Students Applaud]

491
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:33,258
Too bad that Sam kid
had to have his arm basically
ripped off for it to happen,

492
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,343
but it's good to have you back
in the saddle, brother.

493
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:40,848
Mr. Schue, if I may?
Yeah.

494
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:46,688
Um, I wanted to thank everyone
for your kind e-mails
and queries about my dad,

495
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:50,692
but for your information,
his condition remains the same.

496
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,112
I need to express myself,

497
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:56,197
so with your permission, Mr. Schue,

498
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,449
I've prepared a number for the occasion.

499
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,702
[Will]
Of course, Kurt.

500
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,454
On the day of my mom's funeral,

501
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:08,167
when they were lowering
her body into the ground,
I was crying.

502
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,128
I mean, that was it.

503
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,089
It was the last time
I was ever going to see her,

504
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,509
and I remember I looked up
at my dad and I...

505
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,304
I just wanted him to say something...

506
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,682
just something to make me feel
like my whole world wasn't over.

507
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,645
And he just took my hand
and squeezed it,

508
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:33,401
and just knowing
that those hands were there
to take care of me...

509
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,404
That was enough.

510
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,531
This is for my dad.

511
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,702
♪ Yeah, I'll ♪

512
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:47,081
♪ Tell you something ♪

513
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:52,795
♪ I think you'll understand ♪

514
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,506
♪ When I ♪

515
00:27:55,591 --> 00:28:00,053
♪ Say that something ♪

516
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:18,363
♪ I wanna hold your hand ♪

517
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,199
♪ Oh, please ♪

518
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:25,370
♪ Say to me ♪

519
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:29,832
♪ You'll let me be your man ♪

520
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,878
♪ And please ♪

521
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,798
♪ Say to me ♪

522
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:44,013
♪ You'll let me hold your hand ♪

523
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:50,061
♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪

524
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:55,108
♪ I wanna hold your hand ♪

525
00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,863
♪ And when I touch you ♪

526
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:04,742
♪ I feel happy ♪

527
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,828
♪ Inside ♪

528
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:12,542
♪ It's such a feeling ♪

529
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:16,546
♪ That my love ♪

530
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:28,933
♪ I can't hide ♪

531
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,018
♪ Yeah, you ♪

532
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:35,189
♪ Got that something ♪

533
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:54,750
♪ I wanna hold your hand ♪

534
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:58,129
♪ I wanna hold ♪

535
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:02,425
♪ Your hand ♪♪

536
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,510
[Sniffles]

537
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:09,015
[School Bell Rings]

538
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,059
Kurt, can I talk to you for a second?

539
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,483
I know you're going through
a really scary time right now,

540
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:21,944
but I feel like I don't know
how to be around you anymore,

541
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:25,781
and I know you're not
really spiritual or whatever,

542
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,617
but I feel like
you're closing yourself...

543
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:30,369
to a world of experiences
that might surprise you.

544
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,874
You're right.

545
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,168
I'm sorry.

546
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,337
I shouldn't be pushing my friends away,

547
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,215
especially friends as fabulous as you.

548
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:46,302
Do me a favor. One thing?

549
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,096
Come to church with me this Sunday.

550
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:52,475
Our church does this thing
where we dedicate
the service to someone,

551
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,937
and I got them to dedicate
this Sunday to your dad.

552
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,565
I don't know.
You get to wear a fabulous hat.

553
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,821
Mercedes, you had me at "fabulous hat."

554
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:08,157
[Laughs]
Come on, let's go to class.

555
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:10,618
[School Bell Rings]

556
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:15,081
I have to confess something.

557
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,958
I'm the reason Sam got hurt.

558
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,751
I asked for three things
to happen...

559
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,212
One, for us to win
our first football game,

560
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,630
two, to get to second base
with Rachel,

561
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,424
and three, to be the quarterback
on the football team again.

562
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:28,678
All those three things happened
because I prayed for them...

563
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,304
to Grilled Cheesus.

564
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,057
Okay.

565
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,768
Where to start?
No, no. I know it sounds crazy,
but it isn't.

566
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:37,562
Jesus appeared to me on a sandwich,

567
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,522
and it has special powers,
I'm telling you.

568
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,732
But I didn't mean
for anybody to get hurt.
Okay, let's just...

569
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,359
Let's take a second.

570
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,152
Okay? Um...

571
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,698
Look, first, you won the football game...

572
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,075
because you actually have a coach
who spends the game watching the plays...

573
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,827
rather than biting his toenails.

574
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:57,081
And God didn't let you touch
Rachel's boobs.

575
00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,874
Rachel did.
Just the sides of them.

576
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,793
But wait. Why would she do that?

577
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,212
What were you doing
right before you were touching them?

578
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:04,714
What?

579
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,299
I remember yawning.
Yawning.

580
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,092
Right, 'cause we were talking
about emotional stuff.

581
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,428
Oh! Yes, well, there you go,
That's it.

582
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:14,432
Girls like that.
She felt close to you,
thus the inappropriate touching.

583
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,726
Uh, more importantly,

584
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,436
you didn't hurt Sam.

585
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,688
It was a 300-pound left tackle
who just got expelled...

586
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,898
because he's on steroids and he's 23.

587
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:28,696
God works in all kinds
of mysterious ways,

588
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,157
but I'm pretty sure he doesn't
spend a lot of time...

589
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:34,368
trying to speak to us
through sandwiches.

590
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,039
You look disappointed.

591
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,875
I am.

592
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,879
It was sort of cool feeling
like I had this direct line to God.

593
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,799
Now I just feel
like everybody else...

594
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,844
You know, like we're all
just floating around in space.

595
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,139
I don't like that.
You're not alone.

596
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,184
The big questions
are really big for a reason...

597
00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,311
They're hard.

598
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,689
But you know what?
Absolutely everybody struggles with them.

599
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:09,695
♪♪ [Rock Intro]

600
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,702
♪ Oh, life ♪

601
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:19,330
♪ Is bigger ♪

602
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,499
♪ It's bigger than you ♪

603
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,959
♪ And you are not me ♪

604
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:28,130
♪ The lengths that I will go to ♪

605
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:32,218
♪ The distance in your eyes ♪

606
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,805
♪ I've said enough ♪

607
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:40,643
♪ That's me in the corner ♪

608
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,854
♪ That's me in the spotlight ♪

609
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,942
♪ Losing my religion ♪

610
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,904
♪ Trying to keep up with you ♪

611
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:56,659
♪ And I don't know if I can do it ♪

612
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:02,832
♪ Oh, no, I've said too much ♪

613
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,835
♪ I haven't said enough ♪

614
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,548
♪ I thought that I heard you laughing ♪

615
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:14,009
♪ I thought that I heard you sing ♪

616
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:21,517
♪ I think I thought I saw you try ♪

617
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,856
♪ But that was just a dream ♪

618
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:30,818
♪ Just a dream, just a dream ♪

619
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,611
♪ Dream ♪♪

620
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,539
I thought we couldn't
sing songs about religion.

621
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,833
Evidently, we can't sing about faith,

622
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,169
but we can sing about losing faith.

623
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,504
That's sort of what I want
to talk about today.

624
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,924
Earlier in the week, Finn,
it seemed like you felt differently.

625
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,510
I used to think God
was up there looking over me.

626
00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,638
Now I'm not so sure.

627
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,351
♪♪ [Organ]

628
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,687
[Kurt]
I'm very impressed
with everyone's Sunday best.

629
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,232
It's so... Christ chic.

630
00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:11,942
I hope our genuflection...

631
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,612
to the great Spaghetti Monster
in the sky don't take too long.

632
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,447
My Sikh is coming again today at 2:00...

633
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,991
to do more acupuncture on my dad.

634
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,576
Is it working?

635
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,119
Not yet.

636
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,704
Nothing is.

637
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,460
[Chuckles]

638
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,545
I have to go be with my choir.

639
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,715
Wait, don't... Don't-

640
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,842
♪♪ [Stops]

641
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:39,136
- Hi, church.
- [Together]
Hi.

642
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:41,180
I have a favor
to ask you guys.

643
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,682
My friend Kurt Hummel's dad
is in the hospital,

644
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,935
and it's pretty bad.

645
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,063
And I know we have all
of our own worries and troubles,

646
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,815
but if we could just put them aside...

647
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,359
and focus all of our prayers
and give them to Burt Hummel,

648
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,569
and to my friend Kurt.

649
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:59,198
I know you don't believe in God.

650
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,659
You don't believe in the power of prayer,
and that's okay.

651
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,577
To each his own.

652
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,871
But you've got to believe in something...

653
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:08,916
something more than
you can touch, taste or see...

654
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,293
'cause life is too hard to go
through it alone,

655
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,087
without something to hold onto...

656
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,173
and without something
that's sacred.

657
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:20,302
Anyway, Kurt, this song is for you.

658
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,263
♪♪ [Gospel]

659
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:26,392
♪ Don't trouble the water ♪

660
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,186
♪ Give it up
Why don't you ♪

661
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,898
♪ Whoa, whoa, yeah ♪
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪

662
00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,818
♪ When you're down and out ♪

663
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:41,740
♪ When you're in the street ♪

664
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:49,206
♪ When evenin' falls so hard ♪

665
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,960
♪ I will comfort you ♪

666
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:58,674
♪ I'll take your part ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

667
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,676
♪ Yeah ♪

668
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:05,556
♪ Whoa, when darkness comes ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

669
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,684
♪ And there's no one ♪

670
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:11,812
♪ No one you love around ♪

671
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:18,444
♪ Just like a bridge
over troubled waters ♪

672
00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:23,282
♪ I will lay me down ♪

673
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,659
♪ Like a bridge ♪

674
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:29,997
♪ Like a bridge
over troubled water ♪

675
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,043
♪ I will lay me down ♪

676
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,545
♪ Don't trouble the water ♪

677
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:38,339
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

678
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,090
- ♪ Give it up ♪
- ♪ Give it up, yeah ♪

679
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,343
♪ Why don't you let it be ♪

680
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:45,179
♪ Let it, let it, let it
Let it, let it, let it ♪

681
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,640
♪ Let it be, yeah ♪

682
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,769
♪ Yeah, still ♪

683
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:56,023
- ♪ Waters run deep ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

684
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,777
♪ Don't trouble the water ♪
♪ Trouble ♪

685
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:03,530
♪ I'll be there
when you need a friend ♪

686
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,449
♪ To lay me down ♪

687
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:09,370
♪ I'll be your bridge
over troubled water ♪

688
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,664
- ♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪
- ♪ Still waters run deep ♪

689
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:14,375
- ♪ Yes, they do ♪
- ♪ Yes, they do ♪

690
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:21,507
- ♪ Don't trouble the water ♪
- ♪ Trouble the water ♪♪

691
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,182
No, this one, baby.
Oh, this one.

692
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,767
Yeah.

693
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,353
- Boom, boom. I won.
- [Groans]

694
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,064
Sue, you're letting me win.
No, I swear it. I'm not.

695
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,899
You're letting me win, Sue.

696
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,069
You're letting me win.

697
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,614
Do you believe in God, Jeannie?

698
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,659
Do you?

699
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:51,120
No, I don't.
Why not?

700
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:53,580
Because when we were little girls,

701
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,250
you were perfect in my eyes.

702
00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:00,754
And I watched the world
be cruel to you, so...

703
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,258
God never makes mistakes.

704
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,260
That's what I believe.

705
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,849
You want me to pray for you, Sue?

706
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,018
Yeah. That would be nice.

707
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,900
I win.

708
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,819
No, I cheated. I can't do that.

709
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,031
[Monitor Beeping]
You never could
dress yourself.

710
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:37,124
Mercedes took me
to church on Sunday.
[Laughs]

711
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,377
It's funny,
but when the choir was singing,

712
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:42,921
this memory
flashed into my head.

713
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:48,302
Do you remember
our first Friday night dinner
after Mom died?

714
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,220
You tried to make a chicken.

715
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:53,724
I guess you wanted me
to feel like there was
something still normal.

716
00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,731
You put it on the table...

717
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:04,777
and you cut into it,
and it was raw.
[Laughs]

718
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,571
And we both looked
at each other for a second,

719
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:12,493
and cracked up
before we remembered
that we weren't supposed to yet.

720
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,957
I'm sorry
about the other day, Dad.

721
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:23,754
I should have
let those guys pray for you.

722
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:28,383
It wasn't about me.
It was about you, and it was nice.

723
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,558
I don't believe in God, Dad,

724
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,730
but I believe in you,

725
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,319
and I believe in us.

726
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:50,864
You and me...

727
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,326
That's what's sacred to me.

728
00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,123
And I'm...

729
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:07,965
I'm so sorry that I never
got to tell you that.

730
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,887
[Sniffling]

731
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,230
Dad?

732
00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:26,066
Nurse Nancy.

733
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,487
Dad, I'm right here.

734
00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:32,197
I'm not going anywhere.

735
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,616
♪♪ [Rock Ballad]

736
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,957
♪ If God had a name
what it would it be ♪

737
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,502
♪ And would you call it
to his face ♪

738
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:50,924
♪ If you were faced with him
in all his glory ♪

739
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:56,638
♪ What would you ask
if you had just one question ♪

740
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,643
[Finn]
♪ And yeah, yeah ♪

741
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:03,770
♪ God is great ♪

742
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,690
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

743
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,318
♪ God is good ♪

744
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:14,615
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

745
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,868
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ What if God was one of us ♪

746
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,620
♪ What if God was one of us ♪

747
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,247
♪ Oh, just a slob
like one of us ♪

748
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,626
♪ Just a slob like one of us ♪

749
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:29,004
♪ Just a stranger on the bus ♪

750
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:34,051
♪ Trying to make his way home ♪

751
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:39,389
♪ Just trying
to make his way home ♪

752
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:43,894
♪ Just trying to make his way home ♪

753
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:46,730
Kids really wanted
to do this song, Sue,
so I let 'em.

754
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:50,192
- ♪ Nobody calling
on the phone ♪
- You gonna get me fired?

755
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:54,112
Report me?
♪ Except for the Pope
Maybe in Rome ♪♪

756
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:55,697
No.

757
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:06,250
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

758
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:10,963
♪♪ [Harmonic Vocalizing]

759
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:29,314
♪♪ [Ends]

760
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,032
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