1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,865 Here's what you missed last week. 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,905 Will found out Terri's fake pregnant. 3 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:08,202 Yikes. Will left, and he's sleeping at school... 4 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:11,869 and he's disqualified from sectionals because he slept on a mattress. 5 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,913 And Quinn's pregnant, but Puck's the father, not Finn. 6 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:16,141 Which is awkward since Quinn's been living at Finn's house... 7 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:17,979 since her parents kicked her out. 8 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,747 And Sue gave the competition Will's set list for sectionals. 9 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,812 And Ken and Emma's wedding is that same day, so Will can't go to the wedding... 10 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,415 and Emma can't go to sectionals, and Ken just seems kind of angry. 11 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,961 - And that's what you missed on... - # Glee # 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,967 I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals adviser. 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,525 The creepy math teacher? 14 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,662 He's always singing when he walks down the halls. 15 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:41,036 Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird... 16 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:43,769 the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsal yesterday? 17 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:47,476 Is it the baby? Is it comin'? 18 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,242 I think we're supposed to get hot towels. 19 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:51,249 Would you both just shut up! There's sweat on the floor. 20 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,251 I slipped, okay? I'm fine. 21 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,946 No. 22 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,322 I mean, he likes her. They're friends. We all know that. 23 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:03,191 Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. 24 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:06,130 I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. 25 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,133 I can't read minds or anything yet... 26 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:10,169 but I do have a sixth sense. 27 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,636 Something is definitely going on there. 28 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:14,696 Uh, we-we gotta go. 29 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:17,004 - We have to practice. - Oh, and we will. 30 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,012 As soon as Mr. Schuester names a faculty adviser to replace him. 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,379 It's nothing to be scared of. It's not like Carrie or anything. 32 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,709 Hey, she's onto it. 33 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:28,253 I know. It's really freaking me out. 34 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,583 Hold up. 35 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:31,317 Artie's buzzing. I'm going party line. 36 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,416 Dudes, this is serious. If she finds out, she's gonna tell Finn. 37 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,427 She's a total trout mouth. 38 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,224 Kurt wants in. 39 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:40,266 I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement. 40 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,733 - We can't. We need her to sing. - Damn her talent. 41 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,270 - We just heard. Who told? - We assumed it was you. 42 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,465 - Why would I do that? - To get back at Puck. 43 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,474 - Aren't you guys dating? - Sex is not dating. 44 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,703 If it were, Santana and I would be dating. 45 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,914 Look, I don't wanna rock the boat. 46 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:58,212 Since Quinn got pregnant, I'm top dog around here. 47 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,275 Hold up. Rachel's walking by. 48 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,617 Hey, hot mama. 49 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,418 She's gone. 50 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,982 Look, I know I screwed up telling all you guys about Quinn and Puck. 51 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,187 And I feel really terrible about it... 52 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,321 but we cannot let Rachel figure this out. 53 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,194 If she tells Finn, he's going to flip. 54 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,427 And then we really have no chance at sectionals. 55 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,167 Are you sure about this? 56 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,539 But the wedding's on Saturday... your wedding. 57 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,276 I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. 58 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,079 Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight. 59 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,713 I want to do this, Will. I want to take the kids to sectionals. 60 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:40,191 Okay, but... but what about Ken? He's gonna be furious. 61 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,956 I appealed to him as an educator. 62 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:44,724 You will always choose Schuester over me. 63 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,857 He won't even be there, Ken. I am doing this for the kids. 64 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,799 I really thought that you of all people would understand this. 65 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:53,134 This time, I don't think that I do. 66 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:58,368 He took it great. Just great. 67 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,639 I can't... 68 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,647 I can't thank you enough. 69 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:11,185 Hey. I know it's not my place... 70 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:14,420 but have you had your doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child? 71 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:17,759 I only ask because my Cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant... 72 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,094 and then they found out that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs. 73 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:23,101 - What's that? - It's a genetic disorder. 74 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,103 Pretty terrible from what I understand. 75 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:28,106 If one of the parents is a carrier, there's a 50% chance that the child has it. 76 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,108 Or something like that. 77 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,201 No. Leon's-Leon's baby was fine. 78 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,940 It-It was still pretty scary though. 79 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:38,515 My doctor never mentioned that. 80 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,485 You know... I'm such an idiot. 81 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,919 They would only run the test if one of the parents was Jewish. 82 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,287 - Yeah. OnlyJews carry the gene. - Oh. 83 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,519 Okay. Well, see you in rehearsal. 84 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,927 You have to take me to go get thoseJewish baby tests. 85 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,464 Why? Is that even a real thing? 86 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,931 If something is wrong with the baby... 87 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,399 Terri Schuester isn't gonna take it. 88 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,800 And I can't ask Finn. He'll know something's up. 89 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,930 Does this have to happen tonight? Because I have my fight club. 90 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:05,842 Hey, guys, let's, uh...let's gather round. 91 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:12,448 Well, I have found my replacement. 92 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,349 So give it up for Miss Pillsbury. 93 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,245 She's the one they made me talk to... 94 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,052 when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker. 95 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,355 So do you even know anything about music? 96 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,089 What's important is that she cares about you guys... 97 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:27,155 every bit as much as I do. 98 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,167 Now... 99 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,199 I don't know what the future holds for me... 100 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,266 and for us. 101 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:40,676 But I know, Saturday, you're gonna make me proud. 102 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,682 You guys are gonna be great. 103 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:49,745 So... good-bye for now. 104 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,158 Wait. What about our set list? 105 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,627 L-I can't help you with that. 106 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,065 You've gotta figure that out for yourselves. 107 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,338 All right, guys. 108 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,234 Oh, God. 109 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,937 Well, we have to do "Proud Mary" in wheelchairs. That's in. 110 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:15,412 - And "Don't Stop Believin"' for sure. - What about the ballad? 111 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:19,850 I would be thrilled to contribute a ballad from my repertoire. 112 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:23,411 Okay, you know what, Miss Bossy Pants? Enough. 113 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,390 I've worked just as hard as you, and I'm just as good as you. 114 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,394 You know, you always end up stealing the spotlight. 115 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:32,363 Mercedes, do you honestly think you're as strong of a balladeer as I am? 116 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,229 Ballads are kind of my thing. 117 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,201 Okay, um, Rachel... 118 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,261 why don't you let Mercedes give it a try? 119 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,304 Thanks, Mrs. P. 120 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,899 Rachel. 121 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,536 Do I even need to tell you what song? 122 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,546 Horns, strings, keep up. 123 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,850 #And I am tellin' you # 124 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,486 # I'm not goin' # 125 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:04,122 #You're the best man I'll ever know # 126 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,928 #There's no way I can ever go # 127 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,935 # No, no, there's no way # 128 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:15,838 # No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you # 129 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:20,570 # I'm not livin' without you # 130 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:25,447 #I don't wanna be free # 131 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,452 # I'm stayin' # 132 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,488 # I'm stayin' # 133 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,819 #And you... And you... # 134 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:36,491 #You're gonna love me # 135 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:40,430 #Yeah, ooh-ooh # 136 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:45,762 #Tear down the mountain Yell, scream and shout # 137 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:49,365 #You can say what you want I'm not walkin' out # 138 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,738 #Stop all the rivers Push, strike and kill # 139 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,940 # I'm not goin' to leave you # 140 00:06:56,015 --> 00:07:00,384 #There's no way I will # 141 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:03,013 #And # 142 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:07,753 # I am # 143 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,627 #Tellin' you # 144 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:14,632 # I'm not goin' # 145 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,191 #I'm not livin'without you # 146 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,296 #Not livin'without you # 147 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,672 # I don't wanna be free # 148 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,577 # I'm stayin' I'm stayin' # 149 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:30,207 #And you...And you...And you...# 150 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,252 #You're gonna love me # 151 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:37,153 #Yeah # 152 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,987 #Yeah-eah-eah # 153 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,993 # Love me # 154 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,995 # Love me # 155 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:52,971 # Love # 156 00:07:53,039 --> 00:08:03,244 # Me # 157 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:07,385 - Yo! - Mercedes! 158 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:11,284 Thoughts? 159 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,757 It's clear the room adores you. 160 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,627 And although it wouldn't be my first choice, but... 161 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,433 I can't wait to see you sing that song at sectionals. 162 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:28,803 You're amazing, Mercedes, and... you deserve it. 163 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,968 - I'm gonna hug you now. - Okay. 164 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:32,977 - Okay. - Come on. 165 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,284 That was pretty cool in there. 166 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,979 I know that must have been hard for you. 167 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:44,454 It was the right thing to do. I wanted to bring the team together. 168 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,254 Yeah. You know, I gotta be honest. 169 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,123 I'm kind of pumped about sectionals. 170 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,562 I mean, this has been a hard couple of months... 171 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,623 with Quinn and the baby and everything, and... 172 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,635 I don't know. I really think that... 173 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:01,867 winning could make everything good for a while. 174 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,102 You know? Is that stupid? 175 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:06,838 It's not stupid at all. 176 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,341 - Is something up with you? - I want you to be happy, Finn. 177 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,977 - Oh. - And when you care about someone... 178 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,782 you can't sit around and watch them suffer... 179 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:19,120 when you know you can do something about it. 180 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,625 What are you talking about? 181 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,685 I have to tell you something. 182 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,373 Hey, come on! Come on! 183 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,674 Get off! Knock it off! Get off him! Get off! 184 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,839 - Hey! - Tell the truth! 185 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,315 - Punk just walked in and sucker-punched me! - Don't play dumb! 186 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,477 - You're too freakin' dumb to play dumb. - Hey! Come on! 187 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,316 Who told you this, Finn? 188 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,481 - Obviously, it was Rachel. - What? I didn't do anything. 189 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,650 Yeah, it was Rachel, but I wanna hear it from you. 190 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,819 - I wanna hear it from both of you. - Finn, just calm down. 191 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,693 No! They're both lying to me! 192 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,823 Is it true? 193 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,834 Just tell me. Is it true? 194 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,371 Yes. 195 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,381 Puck is the father. 196 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:29,091 So all... all that stuff in the hot tub... 197 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:32,528 - you just made that up? - You were stupid enough to buy it. 198 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,429 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 199 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,333 I am so sorry. 200 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,496 Screw this. 201 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,200 I'm done with you! 202 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,710 I'm done with... I'm done with all of you! 203 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,419 I'm so sorry. 204 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,356 I fully understand if you want to beat me up. 205 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,370 If you can, just try and avoid my nose. Right. 206 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,897 I'm not mad at you. 207 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:21,208 All you did is what I wasn't brave enough to do... 208 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,214 tell the truth. 209 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:30,521 I... I was selfish when I told him. 210 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,615 I wanted to break you two up so he would want to be with me. 211 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,258 And now neither of us have him. 212 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:43,133 I have hurt so many people. 213 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,800 Can you go now? 214 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,867 I just really want to be alone. 215 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,326 Hey. 216 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:14,360 So, I know you're upset now. 217 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,367 But I want to be with you... 218 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,666 and I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good dad to our baby. 219 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,265 Thanks. 220 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:26,243 But I honestly can't handle... 221 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,872 any more stress in my life right now. 222 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,909 I'm gonna do this on my own. 223 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,289 I know you don't understand it... 224 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,349 but please respect it. 225 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,807 - So, the competition starts at 11:00. - Right. 226 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,979 - I'll have my cell phone on. - I know. You already told me... three times. 227 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,318 And you wrote it down. 228 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,018 Reporting for duty, Mr. Schuester. 229 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,755 I have to tell you I get terrible public event anxiety. 230 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,093 You know what, Jacob, it's okay. 231 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,998 We just need a 12th member. All right? So, um, just sway in the back. 232 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,399 - You don't even have to sing. - Yeah. Don't even sing. 233 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,596 - Okay. - Great. 234 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,768 Oh, my God. 235 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,376 So, um, still no word from Finn? 236 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,948 No. 237 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,007 I can't thank you enough. 238 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,075 Okay. 239 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,422 Okay. 240 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,587 So, smooth sailing so far. We're all signed in. 241 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,496 And, um, according to the program... 242 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,831 you have drawn performance lot number three. 243 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,064 We're going last? Isn't that bad? 244 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,437 Hardly. This is good news. 245 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,373 My extensive auditioning for community theater has taught me... 246 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,639 that we either want to go first or last. 247 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,147 If we're first, then everyone has to measure up to us. 248 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,649 And if we're last, then we're the freshest in the judges' minds. 249 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,618 And did you ever get any of those parts? 250 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,322 I'm with Rachel on this. 251 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,020 The glass is definitely half full with some very good things right now. 252 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,087 Yeah. Miss Pillsbury's right. I mean, we're here now, right? 253 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,860 No reason not to go in with some positive mojo. 254 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,458 Right. Right. 255 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,935 - Right. - Right. 256 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,532 #And you... And you... And you # 257 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:13,510 #You're gonna love me # 258 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,106 #Yeah, oh # 259 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,446 - It's a really popular song. - #Y ou're gonna love # 260 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:23,545 # Me # 261 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,616 - # Rollin' # - #Y eah # 262 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,686 - # Rollin' # - #Y eah # 263 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,527 #Rollin'on the river## 264 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,378 We've got a problem. 265 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,282 They're doing all of our numbers. The kids are completely freaking out. 266 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,685 Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall, and I'm pretty sureJacob Ben Israel just wet himself. 267 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,019 I knew it. Sue leaked the set list. 268 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:04,095 Will? Will, these kids need a leader right now. 269 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,598 Just hold tight. I know what to do. 270 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,863 Okay. 271 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,908 Sue! 272 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,908 What kind of teacher are you? 273 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,380 Hey, buddy. I just came by to feed my Venus flytrap. 274 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,009 You leaked the set list, and you are not going to get away with it. 275 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,019 That is a libelous accusation... 276 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,783 and I insist you retract it immediately. 277 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:34,519 - You have no proof. - No proof? You are the only person who had the list. 278 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,585 But other than that, you have no proof. 279 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,928 It's time to face facts, William. 280 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,731 At 1:00 p.m. This afternoon, your little club will have had its shot at the big time... 281 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,737 and they will have failed. 282 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,569 Glee Club will be canceled. 283 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:53,577 And all that money Figgins has been funneling into your budget... 284 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:57,103 will finally and rightfully be restored to mine. 285 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,116 You have crossed a line. 286 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,381 I am not going to sit idly by anymore. 287 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,218 I am going to expose you... 288 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,758 for the fraud that you have become. 289 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,226 Bring it on, William. 290 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,059 I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge... 291 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:17,228 to the long list of things you're no good at. 292 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,736 - Right next to being married... - Don't. 293 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,898 Running a high school glee club... 294 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,171 and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. 295 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,679 Love you like a sistah. 296 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,682 Get your hands off me. 297 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,275 You're not gonna push a woman, are you? 298 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,344 I didn't think so. 299 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,265 Hey, Finn. 300 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:55,135 - Just called your mom. She told me you'd be here. - Yeah, you know... 301 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,005 football season ended, so I'm just cleaning out my things. 302 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,671 Sounds like something that could have waited till Monday. 303 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,182 - You heard anything? - Yeah. 304 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,218 It's pretty bad. 305 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,657 - I can't be there. - And I can? 306 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,320 I can't even be in the same room as her without crying like a girl. 307 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,365 I can't look at him without wanting to punch his face off. 308 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,764 Look, I don't have any more pep talks, Finn. 309 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,565 You know I know how you feel. 310 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,697 Look, all I know is that... between you and me... 311 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,674 I don't think that they can win without you. 312 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:34,701 But that's not fair. Why does it always have to come down to me? 313 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,544 Why do I always have to be the bigger man? 314 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,176 Because sometimes being special... 315 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,915 sucks. 316 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,226 I just want everything to be like it... 317 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,228 like it never happened, you know? 318 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,526 Well, Finn... 319 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,935 you can't always get what you want. 320 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,908 Listen... 321 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,001 I'll be in the choir room. 322 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,505 Oh, Mr. Schue, you forgot your keys. 323 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,572 No, I didn't. 324 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,883 Nope, your money's no good here. I'm buying. 325 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,949 Celebratory giant pretzels. 326 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,961 I don't feel much like celebrating. 327 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,589 Why not? One of us is gonna take this thing. 328 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,302 Hi. Nice set list. 329 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,100 Of course, I haven't heard your deaf kids perform yet... 330 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,607 - but I hear they're doing "Don't Stop Believing." - Um, who are you? 331 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,610 I'm so sorry. Let me introduce myself. I'm Emma Pillsbury. 332 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,306 I'm the faculty adviser for the McKinley High School Glee Club. 333 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,111 Oh. What happened to the white guy with theJheri curl? 334 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,745 You should be ashamed. Aren't you ashamed? You're educators. 335 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,913 Actually, no. You know what? You're more than that. 336 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,617 You take care of disadvantaged kids, and you're teaching them... 337 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,922 that the only way they can compete in this world is by cheating. 338 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,928 I'm sorry, but what kind of message is that? 339 00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,930 I don't know what you're talking about. 340 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,263 "Don't Stop Believing" is the most downloaded song in the history of iTunes. 341 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,327 I've only got one good ear, and even I know that. Scarlet fever. 342 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:10,000 Right. And "Proud Mary"...in wheelchairs? 343 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,602 Do you have any idea how much winnin' is gonna mean to my girls? 344 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,647 It's gonna be a life changer... 345 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,739 make them feel like they're worth something again. 346 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,775 I'm-I'm sorry. Do you think that they're not gonna know that something's up? 347 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,787 The fact that you just magically came up... 348 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,187 with two brand-new numbers days before competition? 349 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,920 They were great up there. That's all I know. 350 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,589 I think what we have here is a case of deaf racism. 351 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,962 Shame on you. 352 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,967 No, you know what the real shame is? 353 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,697 It's that maybe if you believed in them just a little bit more... 354 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:42,296 they would have been amazing up there... 355 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,535 without cheating. 356 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,113 #Don't stop believing # 357 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,483 #Hold on to that feeling # 358 00:20:55,554 --> 00:21:01,015 #Streetlight people # 359 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,254 Meeting in the greenroom in five minutes. 360 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,956 #Don't stop believing ## 361 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,829 You leaked the set list. You don't wanna be here. 362 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,835 You're just Sue Sylvester's little moles. 363 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,532 I know for a fact that's true. Sue asked us to spy for her. 364 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,041 Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us... 365 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,135 ever gave Sue the set list. 366 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,545 Well, I... I did, but I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. 367 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,053 Okay, look. Believe what you want... 368 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,682 but no one's forcing me to be here... 369 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,919 and if you ever tell anyone this, I'll deny it... 370 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,257 but I like being in Glee Club. 371 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,764 It's the best part of my day, okay? 372 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,823 I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. 373 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,243 I believe you. 374 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,474 Okay, look, guys. There's no point in us arguing anymore. 375 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,278 - We-We have to go on in an hour. - And we have no songs. 376 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,182 Perhaps I could improvise some of my def poetry jams. 377 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,949 No. Look, we're gonna do this the right way. 378 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,616 Let's start with a ballad. Mercedes, do you have anything else in your repertoire? 379 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:10,526 - Yeah, but it's not as good as anything you're gonna sing. - No. We agreed... 380 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:14,463 We agreed that I would sing, and I'm telling you, that ain't happening. 381 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,799 Look, Rachel, the truth is, you're the best singer that we've got. 382 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,304 As much as it hurts me to admit it...and it does... 383 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:25,036 she's right... Rachel's our star. 384 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,806 If anyone's gonna go belt it on the fly, it should be her. 385 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:33,540 Well, I do have something that I've been working on since I was four. 386 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,781 Then I guess we have our ballad, and we can close with "Somebody to Love." 387 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:40,382 - It's a real crowd-pleaser. - Yeah. That and a can of soup will guarantee us third place. 388 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:43,451 We still need another song we can all sing together. 389 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,327 I have one. 390 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,599 I found the sheet music online. 391 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,938 I used the Cheerio's copier to make copies... 392 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,807 then I trashed the thing. 393 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:05,976 Mike, Matt, Brittany, Santana... 394 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,452 you're our best dancers. Figure something out, and we'll all follow your lead. 395 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:13,116 - It's gonna be choppy. - Good. We're best when we're loose. 396 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,763 Look, all we have going for us is that we believe in ourselves, and what we're singing about. 397 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,822 If we can show thejudges that... 398 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,869 we might have a shot at this thing. 399 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,508 It's good to have you back, Finn. 400 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,307 - Cool if I take my spot back? - Quite. 401 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:38,372 I was just here because I was hoping to get into Rachel's pants. 402 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,843 Cool, dude? 403 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,494 No. 404 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,825 Finn, I... 405 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,396 - You okay? - Don't worry about me. 406 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,405 Okay? This is all up to you now. 407 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:04,704 You wanted the solo. You wanted the chance to be the star. 408 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,870 This is your chance. Don't screw it up. 409 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,518 Are-Are they nervous? Has it started? 410 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,430 - Showtime. - And now, our final team... 411 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,935 McKinley High's New Directions. 412 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,709 # Don't tell me not to live Just sit and putter # 413 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:49,879 # Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter # 414 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:55,791 # Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade # 415 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:59,524 # Don't tell me not to fly I've simply got to # 416 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,897 # If someone takes a spill it's me and not you # 417 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:07,632 #Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade # 418 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,072 # I'm marchin' my band out # 419 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,871 # I'm beatin' my drum # 420 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,742 #And if I'm fanned out # 421 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,476 #Your turn at bat, sir # 422 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,484 #At least I didn't fake it # 423 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,487 # Hat, sir I guess I didn't make it # 424 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,922 # But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection # 425 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:30,621 #Afreckle on the nose of life's complexion # 426 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:36,258 #The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye # 427 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:39,167 # I gotta fly once I gotta try once # 428 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,434 #Only can die once Right, sir # 429 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:46,136 #Oh, life is juicy Juicy, and you see # 430 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,475 # I gotta have my bite, sir # 431 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,914 #Get ready for me, love 'cause I'm a comer # 432 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,975 # I simply gotta march My heart's a drummer # 433 00:25:55,053 --> 00:26:00,616 # Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade # 434 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:04,059 # I'm gonna live and live now # 435 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:07,690 #Get what I want I know how # 436 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,530 #One roll for the whole shebang # 437 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,628 #One throw That bell will go clang # 438 00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:16,196 # Eye on the target and wham # 439 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:19,471 #One shot, one gunshot and bam # 440 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:24,709 # Hey, Mr. Arnstein # 441 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:30,722 # Here I am # 442 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,780 # I'll march # 443 00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:37,521 # My band out # 444 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:41,532 # I'll beat my drum # 445 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,696 #And if I'm fanned out # 446 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:49,501 #Your turn at bat, sir At least I didn't fake it # 447 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,633 # Hat, sir I guess I didn't make it # 448 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,076 #Get ready for me, love 'cause I'm a comer # 449 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,079 # I simply gotta march My heart's a drummer # 450 00:26:56,147 --> 00:27:00,083 # Nobody, no, nobody # 451 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,915 # Is gonna # 452 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,980 # Rain on my # 453 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:19,596 # Parade # 454 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:31,575 Ladies and gentlemen... New Directions. 455 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,184 - #Y ou can't always get what you want # - #A hh # 456 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,596 #You can't always get what you want # 457 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,326 # But if you try sometimes # 458 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,368 #You'll find # 459 00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:53,302 #You get what you need # 460 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,943 # I saw her today at the reception # 461 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:05,842 #Aglass of wine in her hand # 462 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,147 #Oh, I knew she was gonna meet # 463 00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:10,380 #Her connection # 464 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:16,257 #At her feet was a footloose man # 465 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:20,093 - # No, you can't # - #Y ou can't always get what you want # 466 00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:24,966 - #Oh, no, no, you can't # - #Y ou can't always get what you want # 467 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:30,099 - #W hat you want # - #Y ou can't always get what you want # 468 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:34,236 - #Y ou can't always get what you want # - # But if you try sometimes # 469 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:36,007 #Well, you just might find # 470 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:41,280 - #Y ou get what you need # - #Oh, yeah # 471 00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,479 #And I went down # 472 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,956 #To the demonstration # 473 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:51,291 #To get my fair share of abuse # 474 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:56,925 #Singin' we're gonna vent our frustration # 475 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,367 #If we don't we're gonna blow # 476 00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:01,496 - #A 50-amp fuse # - #A 50-amp fuse # 477 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:05,134 - #Sing it to me now # - # Oh, yeah, yeah # 478 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,940 #No, no, no, no # 479 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,504 #You can't always get what you want # 480 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,610 - # No, no, no, no # - #Y ou can't always get what you want # 481 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,053 #Oh # 482 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:19,988 # But if you try sometimes # 483 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,889 #Well, you just might find # 484 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:27,728 - #Y ou get what you need # - #Y eah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 485 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:31,360 #You can't always get what you want # 486 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,461 #Oh, whoa, oh # 487 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,836 - #Get what you need # - #Oh, yeah # 488 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:38,899 - #W hat you need # - #W hat you need # 489 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,571 #Yeah # 490 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:44,080 #What you need # 491 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:59,022 Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 492 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:01,292 This is a singing competition. 493 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,596 I don't know how those deaf kids got in. 494 00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:10,534 They weren't singing. They were, like, honking. And everyone was crying. 495 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,542 And I was, like, " Get off the stage. 496 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:14,578 You're terrible, and you're making me super uncomfortable." 497 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,274 Now, hold on just a second, Candy. 498 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,947 Those "Haverhurst" kids... 499 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:25,148 twice had me reaching for my handkerchief. 500 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:29,284 And thoseJane Addams girls had it goin' on in all the right places. 501 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,294 Can I just say something? 502 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:35,128 I have no idea what the hell I'm doin' here. 503 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:42,129 I'm serious. I don't understand what a glee club is... 504 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:45,404 and I have never even heard the term "show choir"... 505 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:48,036 until about three hours ago, when my boss told me... 506 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:50,046 he had tickets to NASCAR... 507 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,548 and I had to fill in at this fool event. 508 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:58,748 ThoseJane Addams girls... I'll be damned... 509 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,281 if I didn't apportion hundreds of thousands of tax payers' dollars... 510 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,988 to that school so they can parade their behinds around... 511 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:08,123 - like a bunch of hoochie hos. - The McKinley group was good... 512 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,828 but didn't seem all that rehearsed, but I like their energy. 513 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:15,202 Well, I have to admit, I have a soft spot for the Rolling Stones. 514 00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:19,403 I was at Altamont Speedway in '69. 515 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:21,342 I actually saw that guy get stabbed. 516 00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:24,245 Can't get that image out of my noggin... 517 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,647 to this day. 518 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,586 I seriously don't know what either one of you are talking about. 519 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,180 I have never been so bored. 520 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,852 I mean, if I had to pick a group that I hated the least... 521 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,289 It doesn't sound good, guys. 522 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:44,633 Hey. Um... 523 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:48,433 I just wanted to say how great you all were, and I thought you were amazing. 524 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,440 We have nothing to say to you. 525 00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:52,442 Because we cheated. I know. 526 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,638 I feel terrible about it, but I'm gonna tell the judges right now... 527 00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,874 that we don't deserve to win. 528 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,146 And your e-mail address is... 529 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,884 You guys were so much fun to watch. 530 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,051 You should be very proud. 531 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:12,255 Get me the hell outta here. 532 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:16,164 Um, excuse me. Um, I have something I need to tell you. 533 00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:18,634 I'm sorry. We've made our decision. 534 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:37,510 - Hi. - I thought you worked on Saturday afternoon. 535 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:40,557 Yeah. I came home early. I'm tired. 536 00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:44,686 I haven't been sleeping very well. 537 00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:48,394 What's with the monkey suit? 538 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:52,869 - Ken and Emma's wedding. It's at 4:00. - Oh, yeah. 539 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,773 Here. 540 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,071 - No, I'm fine. - Oh. 541 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:04,344 I want you to know I've been seeing a therapist. 542 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:08,351 Oh, it's just at the local community center, but still. 543 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,755 Good. 544 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,519 I hope it works out for you. 545 00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:16,617 I'm taking responsibility, Will. 546 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,628 I mean, I'm weak and I'm selfish... 547 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,597 and I let my anxiety rule my life. 548 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,634 But you know I wasn't always that way. 549 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:27,430 It's just that... 550 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:31,566 I wanted so many things that l-I know we're never gonna have. 551 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,941 But that was okay as long as I still had you. 552 00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,820 Say something. 553 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,790 I'm looking at you... 554 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,453 and I'm trying... 555 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,793 I mean, I really want to feel that... 556 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,390 thing I always felt when I looked at you before. 557 00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,496 That feeling of family. 558 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,505 Of love. 559 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:07,736 But it's gone. 560 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,007 Forever? 561 00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,844 I don't know. 562 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,635 Hey. 563 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,642 Nice ice sculpture. 564 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,671 W-Where's Ken? 565 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:50,150 Um... Home, I'd imagine. 566 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,155 Probably trying to regain... 567 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,157 some of the pride that I stole from him. 568 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,855 - He dumped me. - What? 569 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,525 He said moving the wedding for sectionals was the last straw. 570 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,736 But I thought he understood that-that you were doing this for the kids. 571 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,465 He understood that... 572 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,807 I wasn't doing it for the kids. 573 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,012 I was doing it for you. 574 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:26,552 Emma... 575 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,558 I'm so sorry. 576 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,424 No. Gosh, no. It's not your fault. 577 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:34,693 I... I really messed up. 578 00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:38,792 He was absolutely right. I was settling for him. 579 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,804 Really, one blink from you, Will... 580 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,840 and I would have been out the door. 581 00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,714 So, um... 582 00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:54,109 I e-mailed my resignation to Figgins. 583 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,278 Oh, E... 584 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:58,288 My last day is Monday. 585 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,784 I just can't... 586 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:04,794 I just can't be at that school. 587 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,797 I can't see Ken without feeling ashamed... 588 00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:11,028 and I can't see you without feeling heartbroken. 589 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,672 I just left my wife. 590 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:29,814 No, I'm sorry. I, um... 591 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:33,323 I'm going. 592 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,587 - But I just... - Just left your wife. 593 00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:42,132 Exactly. 594 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,134 You just did. 595 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,308 You make a beautiful bride. 596 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:56,412 Thank you. 597 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,605 Sue, the directors... both from theJane Addams Academy... 598 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,970 and Haverbrook School for the Deaf have informed me... 599 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,976 that you gave them the New Directions set list. 600 00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:28,875 You have no proof. 601 00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:32,848 - The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead. - I didn't do it. 602 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,147 They say "From the desk of Sue Sylvester." 603 00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:38,484 - Circumstantial evidence. - They're written in your handwriting. 604 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:42,458 - Forgeries. - Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you. 605 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:45,893 Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case... 606 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:49,592 so let's see if you can't wrap up this little lecture, slap me on the wrist... 607 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,534 and let me get back to whipping my squad of champions into shape. 608 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,800 We have to be in Albuquerque in a couple of weeks for nationals. 609 00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,841 Sue! 610 00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,172 Sit down. 611 00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:08,183 Sue, as of today, you are no longer coach of the Cheerios. 612 00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,982 - I beg your pardon? - As of today... 613 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,387 you are no longer coach of the Cheerios. 614 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,687 - I beg your pardon. - All this time... 615 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,228 - I thought Mr... - I beg your pardon! 616 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,732 All this time I thought Mr. Schuester was overreacting. 617 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,529 And, frankly, I was too willing to look past your monkeyshines... 618 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:27,366 because you kept winning, but now you have gone too far. 619 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:31,067 You have embarrassed yourself and besmirched the name of William McKinley. 620 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,508 - A failed president! - Oh, please. 621 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:35,511 The greatest one who ever lived. 622 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,707 You are suspended from the school, as of today. 623 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:43,018 Schue, you have anything to add? 624 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,850 - I think you said it all. - My word is official. 625 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:50,193 Let it be written. 626 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,894 Okay, if this is the way you wanna play it. 627 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,933 Okay. 628 00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,866 Schue. In light of Sue's interference... 629 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,069 I am reinstating you as coach of the Glee Club. 630 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,341 I contacted the Ohio Show Choir Governing Board... 631 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,405 and set the record straight. 632 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:14,576 Thank you, sir. 633 00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,280 My pleasure. 634 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,415 All right. Good job. 635 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,267 Schuester. 636 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,431 Well played, sir. 637 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,634 I underestimated you. 638 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,674 All right, here's what happens now. 639 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,014 I'm gonna head on down to my condo in Boca... 640 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:51,111 brown up a bit, get myself back into fighting shape... 641 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:54,919 then I'm gonna return to this school even more hell-bent on your destruction. 642 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,187 Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. 643 00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:00,958 You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. 644 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:03,829 Destination: Horror. 645 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,028 I look forward to it, Sue. 646 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:08,663 You know, you just woke a sleeping giant. 647 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,300 Prepare to be crushed. 648 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,188 Well, we have a few things we'd like to show you, Mr. Schue. 649 00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:31,319 First... 650 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,955 Ta-da! 651 00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:44,634 Ohh. I am so proud of you guys. 652 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,300 You won fair and square. 653 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,971 The result was unanimous, and the judges didn't even know... 654 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:51,879 about all the shenanigans that were going on behind the scenes. 655 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,884 So congratulations. 656 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,886 You earned this. 657 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,047 - Yeah! - Yeah! Give it up. Come on. 658 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,284 All right. 659 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,349 But... 660 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:08,425 now we have regionals to worry about, and you can bet... 661 00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:11,593 that Vocal Adrenaline is hard at work, so we should be too. 662 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,933 So... Let's get started. 663 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:17,167 Uh, wait, Mr. Schue. There's one more thing. 664 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:19,709 Since you weren't able to be there to see us perform... 665 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:23,076 we put together a special number just for you. 666 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,581 Take a seat. 667 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:32,422 # La, la, la, la, la, la # 668 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:36,051 # La, la, la, la, la # 669 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:39,425 # La, la, la, la, la, la # 670 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,933 # La, la, la, la, la # 671 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,934 #Guess this means you're sorry # 672 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,267 #You're standing at my door # 673 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,808 #Guess this means you take back # 674 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:55,778 #All you said before # 675 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,043 # Like how much you wanted # 676 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:02,313 #Anyone but me # 677 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:05,617 #Said you'd never come back # 678 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:09,785 # But here you are again # 679 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,488 #'Cause we belong # 680 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:15,999 #Together now, yeah # 681 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:18,500 #Forever united # 682 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:22,801 # Here somehow, yeah # 683 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:27,242 #You got a piece of me # 684 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:30,007 #And, honestly # 685 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,741 - # My life # - # My life # 686 00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,783 - #W ould suck # - #W ould suck # 687 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:36,581 #Without you # 688 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,851 #I know that I've got issues # 689 00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:43,291 # But you're pretty messed up too # 690 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,261 # Either way, I found out # 691 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:50,266 # I'm nothin' without you # 692 00:42:50,334 --> 00:42:53,599 #'Cause we belong # 693 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:57,801 - #T ogether now # - #Y eah, yeah # 694 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,968 #Forever united # 695 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:04,811 #Here somehow, yeah # 696 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:08,875 #You got a piece of me # 697 00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,547 #And, honestly My life # 698 00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,988 - #My life # - #W ould suck # 699 00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:17,653 #Would suck without you # 700 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,889 #'Cause we belong # 701 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:24,128 - #T ogether now, yeah # - #T ogether now # 702 00:43:24,201 --> 00:43:27,193 #Forever united # 703 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:31,230 #Here somehow, yeah # 704 00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:35,472 #You got a piece of me # 705 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,878 #And, honestly # 706 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,415 - #My life # - #My life # 707 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:41,713 - #W ould suck # - #W ould suck # 708 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:46,916 #Without you #