1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,262 Here's what you missed last week. 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:06,430 Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father, but everybody thinks it's Finn. 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,031 You're a punk who doesn't deserve Quinn as his girlfriend! 4 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:12,078 Except for Quinn's parents who don't know anything at all. 5 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,806 Theyjust know she's in the Celibacy Club. 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,872 Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves another immaculate conception. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,316 - And that's what you missed on... - #Glee # 8 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:28,052 Ballad. From Middle English "balade." 9 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,723 - Who knows what this word means? - It's a male duck. 10 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,496 - Kurt. - A ballad is a love song. 11 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,402 Sometimes, but they don't always express love. 12 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:41,406 Ballads are stories set to music... 13 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:44,443 which is why they're the perfect storm of self-expression. 14 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:48,914 Stories and music are the way we express feelings that we can't get out any other way. 15 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,610 Okay, now sectionals are in a few weeks. 16 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:55,279 And there's a new rule this year. We have to perform... a ballad. 17 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:59,985 Looks like my weekly letter to the Ohio Show Choir Committee finally paid off. 18 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,119 Okay, so here's our assignment for the week. 19 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:05,995 I'm gonna pair you off, and I want you to pick a ballad to sing to your partner. 20 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,261 Look them right in the eye... 21 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:11,599 find the emotion you want to express, and make them feel it. 22 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:15,266 - I pick Quinn. - No, no, no, no, no. Too easy. 23 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,639 Your partners will be chosen by fate. 24 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,941 - Oooh. - "Oooh," yeah. I put all your names in this hat. 25 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,039 Whoever you choose is your partner. 26 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:26,381 - I bet that duck's in the hat. - But Matt's out sick today. 27 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:29,786 He had to go to the hospital 'cause they found a spider in his ear. 28 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:33,314 I guess I'll just have to put my name in the hat for now. 29 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,953 Who's up first? 30 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:40,991 - Mercedes. - All right. 31 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,666 Quinn. 32 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,871 Kurt. 33 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,003 Mr. Schue, I don't know if I can do this with another guy. 34 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:55,240 The Fates have spoken, Finn. 35 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:59,010 Other Asian. 36 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:00,848 Brittany. 37 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,686 - How fitting. - Yea! 38 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:07,692 Looks like I get you, Mr. Schue. 39 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,721 Uh, you know what? Maybe we should just wait until Matt gets back. 40 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:16,200 The Fates talked, Mr. Schue. 41 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,931 Would you mind clarifying what kinds of songs you want us to sing? 42 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:22,406 Why don't you let Mr. Schuester and I demonstrate? 43 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,410 Brad, "Endless Love" in B-flat, please. It's my favorite duet. 44 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,504 I really don't think that's an appropriate song, Rachel. 45 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:31,414 Why? It's a great song and it's a perfect ballad. 46 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:35,386 Yeah, I really like that song, Mr. Schue. 47 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,397 # My love # 48 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:48,025 I could totally sing this song with Finn. 49 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,797 But screw him ifhe thinks he's taking the Diana Ross part from me. 50 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:54,863 #The only thing that's right # 51 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:57,102 I love the days when I don't wear underwear. 52 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,236 - Full commando. - # My first love # 53 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,610 I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is. 54 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,945 Oh, crap. I think Quinn knows I'm staring at it. 55 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,451 #You're every breath that I take # 56 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:12,480 #You're every step I make # 57 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,584 #And I # 58 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,595 # l-l-I # 59 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:19,791 # I want to share # 60 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,324 #All my love # 61 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:26,395 #With you # 62 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:32,240 # No one else will do # 63 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,646 - #A nd your eyes # - #Y our eyes, your eyes # 64 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:42,951 #They tell me how much you care # 65 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:45,286 #Oh, yeah # 66 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:48,327 Wow. I've never noticed this before... 67 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,385 because he's always trying to destroy my career... 68 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,431 but Mr. Schue has really pretty eyes. 69 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:55,763 # My endless love # 70 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:59,032 And really nice teeth. He's obviously invested in good oral hygiene. 71 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:02,165 And that's important to me. It shows wonderful self-esteem. 72 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,109 # I'll be that fool # 73 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:08,238 # For you # 74 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:11,374 # I'm sure # 75 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:14,045 I don't like the way she's looking at me. 76 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,955 Oh, I shouldn't have sung this song to her. Crap! She looks crazy right now. 77 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,549 I know this look. 78 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,255 #And yes # 79 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:28,460 #You'll be the only one # 80 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,627 - #Oh # - #' Cause no # 81 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:33,729 # No one can deny # 82 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:36,138 #This love # 83 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,178 # I have inside # 84 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,236 #And I'll give # 85 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:44,374 # It all to you # 86 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,147 - # My love # - # My love, my love # 87 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:53,818 # My endless love # 88 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,588 Okay, this is amazing. 89 00:04:55,662 --> 00:05:00,099 When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. 90 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:04,660 And what I'm seeing is super, super cute. 91 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,575 Okay. Something like that. 92 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:23,114 Sweetie, I am so proud of you. 93 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:28,559 The Chastity Ball is so important to your father. 94 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:32,120 God, I miss the firm support of my polyester Cheerios uniform. 95 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,723 The control panel hid my baby bump perfectly. 96 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:39,135 Hmm. That's odd. We had this custom-made a month ago. 97 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,571 I had a really big lunch today at school. 98 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,632 Really big tacos. 99 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:51,108 No worries, sweetie. I'll just take it down to the tailor tomorrow. 100 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,881 We'll let it out a little bit. The problem here, honey, is, you know... 101 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:58,048 I just don't think you've been getting enough exercise ever since you quit the Cheerios. 102 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,251 - Am I right? - Yeah, yeah. That's right. 103 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:04,023 You used to spend hours every day doing backflips and high kicks. 104 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,998 And now... I mean, now you spend all your free time... 105 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,967 sitting on a stool in the dark singing show tunes. 106 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,164 Do you know how many calories you burn singing? Hmm? 107 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:16,572 - Not very many. - Judy! Glenn Beck is on. 108 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:19,736 Oh, wait. Hold on. 109 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:22,747 - He's so... - Hold on. No, I don't want to see. 110 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,749 Daddy, it's not like we're getting married. 111 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:28,253 I don't want... Oh. 112 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,256 Oh! Look at you. 113 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,383 Speaking of getting married... 114 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,917 how's that boy you've been dating? 115 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:39,362 Yeah, yeah. He's not pressuring you at all, is he? 116 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,367 No. No, he's a gentleman. 117 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:46,371 I'm glad to hear that. That's why I'm inviting him over for dinner on Sunday. 118 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,805 - Oh, wonderful! - Refresher? 119 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,776 Honey, I don't want you to lift a finger for me. 120 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,813 I'm your wife. 121 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,873 My little lemon drop. I gotta go catch Glenn. 122 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,622 - Mr. Schuester? - Yeah? 123 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:11,060 I just wanted to confirm we're set to rehearse our ballad at 4:00 sharp this afternoon. 124 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:14,031 Oh. Isn't Matt back yet? 125 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,968 No, it's just... you and me all week long. 126 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,102 Great. I'll see you at 4:00. 127 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,646 Is there something else? 128 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,807 I just wanted to give you this. 129 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,244 Open it. 130 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:41,253 Gold stars are kind of my signature thing. 131 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:45,957 Lfigure every time you wear it you can think of me and the star you're helping me become. 132 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,534 It's happening... again. 133 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,936 It always starts with a novelty gift. 134 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,099 Well, you can't blame her, Will. 135 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,302 If we were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school... 136 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:01,039 you'd be number one with a bullet. 137 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:07,241 Uh, well, l-I... When did... When did this start with Rachel? 138 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,551 We sang a duet in Glee Club. "Endless Love." 139 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:15,424 - Okay. In hindsight, that was probably a mistake. - Yeah. 140 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,622 I can't handle going through this again. 141 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,257 Sorry. Going through, um... Going through what again? 142 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:25,032 Have I ever told you about... Suzy Pepper? 143 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:30,409 The alpacas start there and travel down towards Guadalajara. 144 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:35,243 Suzy Pepper wasn't the first schoolgirl crush, but she was the hardest. 145 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:38,249 It happened about two years ago before you were a teacher here. 146 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:41,514 - Suzy was unique. - Mr. Schue? 147 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:45,421 How do you conjugate the verb "to love"? 148 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,561 Peppers. 149 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:02,335 So you can wear them and think of me... Suzy Pepper. 150 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:06,003 I thought it would burn out like the others. But it only got worse. 151 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:11,206 Hello? 152 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,583 Who is it? Who died? 153 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,554 Suzy Pepper? 154 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,614 You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath. 155 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,320 That's so romantic. 156 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,556 Listen, you little psycho. This is Will's wife. 157 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,928 And if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work. 158 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,331 - And then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you. - Terri. 159 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,370 Stop calling! 160 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:35,430 Can't you handle anything, Will? 161 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,442 Terri was right. 162 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,944 Or so I thought. 163 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,709 I decided to be honest with Suzy. Face this head-on. 164 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,343 Okay, how'd that go? 165 00:09:57,029 --> 00:10:00,760 #More than words # 166 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,859 # Is all you have to do # 167 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,837 #T o make it real # 168 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,874 #That you love # 169 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,408 It was the world's hottest pepper. 170 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,546 - She had it shipped from Sinaloa, Mexico. - Oh, gosh. What happened? 171 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,150 The ambulance arrived just in time. The pepper burned holes in her esophagus... 172 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,059 and she was in a medically induced coma for three days. 173 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,825 That's why I can't just tell Rachel to back off. 174 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,832 These girls are too fragile. 175 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,868 Wow. Okay. 176 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,564 How 'bout this? Why don't you take your own advice? 177 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,573 Right? Do what you told the kids to do. 178 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,371 If you're feeling awkward telling Rachel how you feel... 179 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,412 then why don't you, um, you know, sing it to her. 180 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,040 Let her down gently. 181 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,676 And don't wear that tie. 182 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,276 Yeah. 183 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,251 Sing to me everything you feel. 184 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,861 Okay. Uh... 185 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,525 I can't. I can't... I can't sing to a dude. 186 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,763 - You have to try. - I can't! Okay? 187 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:16,331 I can't! I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not. 188 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:23,479 Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate. 189 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,518 Dude, I'm sorry. 190 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:29,281 You're really awesome, Kurt. I... 191 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,414 I'm just under a load of crap right now. 192 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,583 Girls. 193 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:36,287 They're your problem. 194 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,763 They're up. They're down. Girls. 195 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,637 It's the baby. 196 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,606 She's my daughter and... 197 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:59,009 There are so many things I want to say to her, and I'm never gonna be able to. 198 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,516 Like what? 199 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,250 Well... 200 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:09,658 like how I don't want her to think that her father just abandoned her. 201 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,663 How I would do anything for her. 202 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,361 How no matter what I do I'm always thinking about her. 203 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:20,701 How I'm gonna spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know. 204 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,642 You gotta let it out. 205 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,447 How? 206 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,384 By singing. 207 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:37,183 "I'll Stand By You," by the Pretenders. 208 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:41,158 It's in your wheelhouse. And I know you know it from the radio because it's a classic. 209 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,993 And you do well with classics, especially in the soft rock mode. 210 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:48,591 Yeah, I do like that song, but... 211 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,295 how's it gonna make me feel better again? 212 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,533 By singing it out to the audience. 213 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,040 Imagine your little girl sitting there. 214 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,247 Thank God I never missed a piano lesson. 215 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,088 #Oh # 216 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,600 #Why you look so sad # 217 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,125 #Tears are in your eyes # 218 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:29,504 #Come on and come to me now # 219 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:33,033 #When the night falls on you # 220 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,945 #You don't know what to do # 221 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,178 # Nothing you confess # 222 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,277 #Could make me love you less # 223 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,846 # I'll stand by you # 224 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,417 # I'll stand by you # 225 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,261 #Won't let nobody hurt you # 226 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,824 # I'll stand by you # 227 00:13:56,902 --> 00:14:00,463 #Take me in into your darkest hour # 228 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,565 #And I'll never desert you # 229 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:07,476 # I'll stand by you # 230 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:11,107 # I'll stand by you # 231 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,710 #Won't let nobody hurt you # 232 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:20,054 # I'll stand by you # 233 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,116 Finn, what's going on? 234 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,131 - What are you doing? - Uh, nothing. 235 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,168 Were you just singing to a sonogram? 236 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,678 Uh-huh. 237 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,420 Is Quinn pregnant? 238 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,026 Mom. I'm sorry. 239 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,866 - I'm so sorry! - Shh, shh. 240 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:09,032 - I screwed up, Mom. - It's gonna be okay. 241 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,002 - I'm so sorry. - Shh, shh. Shh. 242 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,440 I can't believe you told your mom. What if she tells my mom? 243 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,954 - She's not. - Half the school knows. Your mom knows. Who else you wanna tell? 244 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:26,116 - She's not gonna tell anybody. - You're wrong. I'm right. I'm smart. You're dumb. 245 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,456 All this baby drama is making my rosacea act up. 246 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:33,055 I know. I just feel bad for them, having to go through this on their own. 247 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,498 Let me see what I can do. I'll report back later. 248 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,694 No, no, no. You're wrong. I'm right. I'm right. 249 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,672 - She doesn't talk to other moms. - Okay? 250 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:46,040 How do you explain her constant irritation with you? 251 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,409 It's because she's a girl. 252 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,473 No, I think it's the pregnancy hormones or something. They make her kinda nuts. 253 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,520 It's enough to wanna give up women altogether. 254 00:15:55,587 --> 00:16:00,081 Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the advice about singing to the baby like that. 255 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:03,822 It worked like a charm. I owe you one, dude. 256 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:10,099 Okay, I'll admit it. I'm madly in love with Finn. 257 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,228 I have been since the first time we met. 258 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,272 Dude, impulse control. 259 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,336 He was my knight in shining armor. 260 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,507 My feelings only grew stronger as we bonded over Glee... 261 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,517 then football, then skin care. 262 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:30,021 Your "T" zone is dangerously dry. 263 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,250 Your "T" zone. 264 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,690 Oh. 265 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,753 Twice a day. It's very mild and has a built-in sunblock. 266 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,891 Cool. Thanks, man. 267 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,834 I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. 268 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:48,270 I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows. 269 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,968 I guess that's love for you. 270 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,307 Hey, eyes on your own paper. 271 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:56,906 I know it seems weird that I'm helping Finn with Quinn. 272 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,883 But rest assured, it's all part of a master plan. 273 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,477 No matter what I do or how much I assist him with his ballad... 274 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,579 she's going to end up disappointing him and breaking his heart. 275 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,523 And then he'll be crying into my shoulder pads. 276 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,424 Okay, so, I'm really excited. 277 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,595 I picked a medley of songs that's gonna be a fantastic teaching tool... 278 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,228 about how to sing a great ballad. 279 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,138 - Why is Miss Pillsbury here? - Uh... 280 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:27,110 Well, I... I, too, am very curious about the power of the ballad. 281 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,171 You know, I'm thinking of doing some career counseling in song. 282 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,614 - Emma. - S.A.T. Prep... 283 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,174 - Just... Yeah. - Sitting. Yeah. 284 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:38,849 Okay, Rachel. This is a mash-up of"Young Girl" by Gary Puckett & the Union Gap... 285 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,518 and the 1980 Police classic, "Don't Stand So Close To Me." 286 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,720 And I want you to listen very closely to the lyrics... 287 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,855 because I really mean what I'm singing. 288 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,791 Really... listen. 289 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,465 Okay. 290 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,807 #Young teacher The subject # 291 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:07,340 #Of schoolgirl fantasy # 292 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,650 #She wants him so badly # 293 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:14,351 # Knows what she wants to be # 294 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,886 #W ith all the charms of a woman # 295 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:26,461 #You've kept the secret of your youth # 296 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,141 # Bookmark it, she's so close now # 297 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,043 #This girl is half his age # 298 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,072 # Don't stand Don't stand so # 299 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:41,517 #Don't stand so close to me # 300 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,079 #Y oung girl, you're outta your mind # 301 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,354 #Your love for me is way out of line # 302 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,258 #Better run, girl # 303 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:54,732 #You're much too young, girl # 304 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,328 #T emptation, frustration # 305 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:02,464 #So bad it makes him cry # 306 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:07,069 # Beneath your perfume and makeup # 307 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:16,111 #You're just a baby in disguise # 308 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,622 #Get out of here # 309 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:23,093 # Before you have the time to change your mind # 310 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:29,397 #'Cause I'm afraid you'll go too far # 311 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,869 # Don't stand, don't stand so # 312 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:36,237 #Don't stand so close to me # 313 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,869 #Y oung girl, you're outta your mind # 314 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,470 #Your love for me is way out of line # 315 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:47,611 - # Better run, girl # - # Don't stand so # 316 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:54,786 #You're much too young, girl # 317 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,499 So, Rachel... 318 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,663 do you think you understood the message I was trying to get across with that ballad? 319 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:10,936 Yes. It means I'm very young and it's hard for you to stand close to me. 320 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,443 Oh, no. Um... 321 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:17,346 Emma, would you mind helping me out here? Was that the message that you got? 322 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,681 You're a very good performer. 323 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:24,085 - He's very good. - Well, I, for one, can't wait to go home... 324 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,090 and work on a medley of my own for tomorrow. 325 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,753 Because this lesson has given me... a lot to think about. 326 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:33,025 No, Rachel, that really wasn't the... You... 327 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,965 Bravo. 328 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,874 Thanks for coming over, Kurt. 329 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,415 I know you're into fashion and that kind of stuff. 330 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,975 And I need to find something nice to wear to the Fabrays for dinner. So... 331 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:58,147 I couldn't be more pleased and honored to help you find something vintage... 332 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,215 and appropriate to wear. 333 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:06,788 Here it is. My mom never had the heart to throw this stuff out. 334 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:14,366 Here, hang on to that for the next time Puck throws you in the Dumpster. 335 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,441 My dad's the same way. 336 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:21,878 My mom died 10 years ago and he still keeps her toothbrush on the holder by their sink. 337 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:27,751 The broken dresser in their room still smells like her perfume. 338 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,947 I know it's stupid, but sometimes I'll sneak in there... 339 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,150 and open all the drawers... 340 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:37,855 and lie on the floor and close my eyes and just smell her. 341 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,920 That's not stupid. 342 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,761 I guess in a way I'm lucky I never knew him. You know? 343 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,574 Check this out. 344 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,009 Not half bad. 345 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,952 Your father had good taste. 346 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:08,015 I can't believe it fits. 347 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,129 Um, thanks. 348 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,772 My father was brave enough to fight in some desert thousands of miles away... 349 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:33,181 and I can't even go over to Dudley Road and tell the Fabrays the truth. 350 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,215 Your father didn't charge into the breach empty-handed. 351 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,554 He had a weapon. 352 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,059 You think I should bring a gun? 353 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:47,559 No. I think you should use your greatest weapon. 354 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,123 Your voice. 355 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,100 Hey, sweetie, I'm home. 356 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:06,440 Something smells good. 357 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:21,198 - Oh, thanks. - You're welcome. 358 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:24,463 Casserole's almost ready. Hope you like venison. 359 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,775 Why did you even let her in the house? 360 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:33,936 'Cause she said she was one of your Glee kids. 361 00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:37,140 It didn't take me five minutes to realize she's in love with you. 362 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:40,048 She asked if she could see your baby pictures. 363 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,484 What? So, now you're making her clean our bathroom? 364 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,455 Look, Will, I've been dealing with these schoolgirl crushes for years. 365 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,822 So why shouldn't I get a little something out of it? 366 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:52,296 - Do you have any more Ajax? - In the linen closet, sweetie. 367 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:58,401 - This is immoral, Terri. - No, honey. You know what's immoral? 368 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,404 Is me having to deal with the fact... 369 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:03,168 that my husband spends all day with young girls who are perkier... 370 00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,709 and younger than I am. 371 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:10,339 I have a rash on my belly from that cocoa butter that your mother sent me. 372 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,576 Do you have any idea how much it burns when I sweat? 373 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:15,245 I can't scrub the floors as hard as she can. 374 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,312 Baby, if it's that bad, you have to let me see it. It might be infected. 375 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,791 What? So, now I'm gonna show you the bleeding pustules on my skin? 376 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:25,421 Wow. Yeah. No, that's not gonna send you into the loving arms of some teenage slut. 377 00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,965 For the last time, I am not having an affair with any of my students. 378 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,467 And you are not allowed to turn one of them into your slave... 379 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,765 because you have this irrational fear of me leaving you. 380 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:35,807 Well, why not, huh, if it's win-win for everyone? 381 00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:39,037 Look, she's a really good cook. Try it. 382 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,578 - Where you going? - I'm taking Rachel home. 383 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,376 Can you ask her to dust the blinds in the craft room first? 384 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:48,613 - Mr. Schuester? - Yes, Rachel. 385 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,780 Why do I have to sit in the backseat? 386 00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:54,883 Um, it's the law. Children have to ride in the back. 387 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,894 Children under seven. 388 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,362 Well, I'm just concerned for your safety. 389 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,428 Really? 390 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,870 Um, no. Not really. 391 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,038 I think we should take advantage of this golden alone time and practice our ballad. 392 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:16,342 That would be great, but I don't have any music in the car. 393 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,575 It's okay. I made us a CD. 394 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:21,809 Oh. 395 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,554 #A h, crush # 396 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,054 #Ah # 397 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,961 # I see ya blowin' me a kiss # 398 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,465 # It doesn't take a scientist # 399 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,469 #To understand what's going on, baby # 400 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:43,233 I wasn't finished. 401 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:47,608 Yeah, well, the acoustics are horrible in the car. Put your seat belt back on. 402 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:50,773 So, how's it going with Puck? 403 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,976 - Are you guys still seeing each other? - I broke things off. 404 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:57,613 He was too immature. As are all the boys in high school. 405 00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,624 I need a man who can keep up with me intellectually and creatively. 406 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:04,219 Well, that's a tough road for most high-school boys. 407 00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,795 That's why I have my sights set much higher. 408 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:22,646 Stay away from him. You're gonna get hurt... bad. 409 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:26,514 - You can't threaten me, Pepper. I'm not afraid of you. - You should be. 410 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:34,015 Oh, you're on the second floor? Oh, you're right above me. 411 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,550 Girl, you? I'm a hot, damn mess. 412 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:41,622 I found out today my hamster is pregnant in biology class and I just started weeping. 413 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,992 No, no, I think that's a great idea. 414 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:48,870 - We're supposed to be rehearsing. - I'm talking to Tina. 415 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,239 I'll hit you back. This is bad, dude. 416 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,676 All our ballads are terrible 'cause we're all so distracted. 417 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,214 We're all worried about Finn and Quinn and "babygate." 418 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,978 We can't even sing about our emotions 'cause we're so worried about theirs. 419 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:03,487 - Who cares? - Um, we all do. 420 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:07,491 So we decided we're all gonna sing them a ballad to show that we got their backs. 421 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:10,551 Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm singing to them. 422 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,189 It's not fair! Finn gets everything. 423 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:16,825 - He gets the sympathy. He gets the girl. - What is your problem? 424 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,994 Finn's not the father! 425 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:21,163 I am. 426 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:25,404 What? 427 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,547 All right, look. 428 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:33,379 You need to get something through your Mohawk real quick. 429 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:36,852 You're the baby's daddy. It takes a hell of a lot more to be a father. 430 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:40,721 And that role's already been cast because Quinn chose Finn. 431 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,726 And you need to accept that and move on. 432 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:47,595 'Cause you have no business messing up that girl's life any more than you already have. 433 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:52,069 You need to back off. You owe her at least that much. 434 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,506 Mmm. A lovely ham. 435 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:06,914 - Thank you. - There is no beating Judy's ham. 436 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,249 I cure all my own meats. 437 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,061 - I'd like to propose a toast. - Daddy, no. 438 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:22,998 Russell and his famous toasts. 439 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:26,595 The Fabrays are a tight-knit family. 440 00:28:26,671 --> 00:28:29,572 I have been blessed with a loving wife... 441 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,439 two remarkable daughters. 442 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,741 My first married a wonderful Christian man. 443 00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:38,009 Owns his own chain of U.P.S. Stores. 444 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,779 My second daughter, little Quinny... 445 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:43,821 we're just so proud of her. 446 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:48,689 Captain of the Cheerios, president of the Celibacy Club. 447 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,628 I got a little peak at the dress. I'm certain she's a shoo-in for princess. 448 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:55,427 - She is. - But tonight... 449 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,630 we are very glad to welcome her young friend, quarterback no less... 450 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:02,172 I have to go to the bathroom. 451 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,141 Uh, too much pop. 452 00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,872 Oh, wait. It's right through the kitchen, sweetheart. 453 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,848 He wears a helmet when he plays, right? 454 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,886 He's just intimidated by you, Daddy. 455 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:26,396 Well, hello, Finn Hudson. 456 00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:30,025 I'm at the Fabrays and I'm freaking out. What does a heart attack feel like? 457 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:33,036 Settle down, cowboy. This is why we burnt the disc and spent that time rehearsing. 458 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,868 - I can't do it. - Yes, you can. Just remember the power of the ballad. 459 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,807 I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping. 460 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,249 Ha! 461 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:56,185 - That's my kitchen radio. - Yeah, I need to borrow it. 462 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,422 Finn? What's this? 463 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:01,761 Well, we have this assignment in Glee Club to sing a ballad. 464 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:05,701 They're all about expressing the things you can't find any other way to say. 465 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:08,068 Oh, God. Finn, don't. 466 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:12,235 - Please, don't. - No, I need to do this... for both of us. 467 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,582 #You're havin' my baby # 468 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:29,290 #What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me # 469 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,428 #You're havin' my baby # 470 00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:36,223 #What a lovely way of sayin'# 471 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,428 #What you're thinkin' of me # 472 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,768 # I can see it # 473 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:46,400 #Your face is glowin' # 474 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:49,139 # I can see it in your eyes # 475 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:52,047 # I'm happy you know it # 476 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,277 #That you're havin' my baby # 477 00:30:55,954 --> 00:31:00,482 #You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin'to ya # 478 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:03,758 #You're havin' my baby # 479 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:10,999 #You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya # 480 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:14,470 #The need inside you # 481 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,598 # I see it showin' # 482 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,007 #Whoa, the seed inside you, baby # 483 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:44,764 There must be some sort of mistake here. Quinny, we raised you right. 484 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,431 You... You did. We didn't even have sex. 485 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:51,339 I'm sorry. Can wejust stop with the lying, please? 486 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:54,606 - But I'm... - When you were about five years old... 487 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:57,705 I took you and your sister down to an Indians game. 488 00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:59,909 All the other dads brought their sons. 489 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,817 But my two girls were enough for me. 490 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:07,988 - Daddy. - Your sister made it through the whole game. 491 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,960 But you fell asleep in my lap. 492 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:13,998 I kept hoping nothing exciting would happen... 493 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:17,296 'cause I didn't want the crowd to get too loud... 494 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,261 and wake you up. 495 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,935 Didn't matter. 496 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,382 You stayed asleep in my arms... 497 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,845 till the game ended. 498 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,388 Daddy, I'm so sorry. 499 00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,191 You need to leave. 500 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:49,666 Wait. Please, Daddy, can we talk about this? 501 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,895 Finn is a good guy. 502 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,699 He loves me. 503 00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:55,602 You too. 504 00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:59,200 Get out of my house. 505 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:01,336 But you can't do that. She didn't do anything wrong. 506 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:04,210 Please, Mrs. Fabray, do something. 507 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:07,843 Don't bother, Finn. 508 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:11,878 If she wanted to do something, she would have when she found out that I was pregnant. 509 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,291 You knew? 510 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,455 I... No. She didn't tell me anything. 511 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:22,693 But you knew. And I needed you. 512 00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:26,294 I needed my mom. And you were so scared... 513 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,703 of what he would do... 514 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,901 if he found out that you just pushed it aside... 515 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:36,470 like we do every bad feeling in this house. 516 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:39,380 If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist. 517 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,475 Now do not turn this on us! 518 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:43,884 You are the disappointment here! 519 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,946 Why? 520 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:51,521 Because I'm not a little girl anymore? 521 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,464 Because I made a mistake? 522 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,659 Who are you? 523 00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:00,293 I don't recognize you at all. 524 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,430 I'm your daughter... 525 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,509 who loves you. 526 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:08,272 And I know this must be really hard for you. 527 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:13,511 But I just need my daddy to hold me and tell me that it's gonna be okay. 528 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,159 Please. 529 00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:34,194 Judy! 530 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:46,383 Honey, how many times have I told you you gotta turn these T-shirts right-side out... 531 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:50,888 Um, Mom, Quinn's parents threw her out. 532 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,858 Could she stay here for a couple of days? 533 00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,491 Yeah, of course she can. 534 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:03,725 Honey, you can stay here as long as you want. 535 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:11,700 Hey, Barbra Streisand. We need to have a little talk. 536 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,710 I have nothing to say to you, Pepper. 537 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,871 If you continue to stalk me, I'll press charges. 538 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,212 Everyone knows what you are. You're the school crazy. 539 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,808 I was crazy... crazy in love. 540 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:24,650 There's nothing you can say that's gonna change the way I feel about Mr. Schuester. 541 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:28,249 Ours is a love for the ages. Your threats will just make our love grow stronger. 542 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:31,659 Let me tell you a few things I learned from two years of intense psychotherapy... 543 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,993 and an esophagus transplant. 544 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,432 Lesson number one: You and Schue, it won't work. 545 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,663 What do you mean? 546 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:42,433 We're not so different, you and me. 547 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,567 We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating. 548 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,873 Love is hard for us. 549 00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:49,879 We look for boys we know we can never have. 550 00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:53,747 Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues. 551 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,685 He can never reciprocate our feelings, which only reinforces the conviction... 552 00:35:56,754 --> 00:35:59,723 that we're not worthy of being loved. 553 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:03,521 Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale. 554 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,594 You need to find some self-respect, Rachel. 555 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:12,466 Get that mildly attractive groove back. 556 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:29,480 Mr. Schuester, I'm ready when you are. 557 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:32,387 The ballad I've selected has an important message that I'm anxious for you to hear. 558 00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:34,617 Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you. 559 00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:40,161 The way you've been acting is totally inappropriate. 560 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:43,325 I'm your teacher, Rachel. And I'm sorry, but that's all I'm ever gonna be. 561 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,433 I know. 562 00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:51,938 I... I brought these for you as an apology. 563 00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:56,105 And the song I was gonna sing was... 564 00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:58,478 "Sorry Seems To Be the Hardest Word" by Elton John... 565 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:00,949 'cause I know how much you love him. 566 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,020 I'm such an idiot. 567 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:07,751 Mooning over you and cleaning your apartment. 568 00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:11,352 Hey. It's okay. 569 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:22,136 I know it's not always easy for you, Rachel. 570 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:24,401 And I know that there are some things about yourself... 571 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:27,171 that you think you'd like to change. 572 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,372 But you should know that there's some boy out there... 573 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:31,881 who's gonna like you for everything you are... 574 00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:34,383 including those parts of you that even you don't like. 575 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,353 Those are gonna be the things he likes the most. 576 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,324 Thanks, Mr. Schue. 577 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:49,659 What do you say we ditch rehearsal today? 578 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:54,194 I've gotta be honest, Rachel. You've never really needed much help with your ballads. 579 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,241 You've been knocking them out of the park since day one. 580 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:03,669 - Do you like them? - They're great. 581 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,811 So they just kicked her out? 582 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:13,482 Yeah. Gave her half an hour to pack. 583 00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:16,253 Her father set the timer on the microwave. 584 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:20,559 I'm sorry. I guess my plan kinda sucked. 585 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,328 No. Uh, this is good. 586 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:28,304 No more secrets. You know, everything's out there, all the feelings. Uh... 587 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,906 And that's better. Right? 588 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,405 Yes. Better. 589 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,613 Good. Uh... 590 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,552 All right, well, let's work on your ballad. 591 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:47,580 Uh, you were really helpful when I was trying to find mine. So, what is it? 592 00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:53,387 "I Honestly Love You." 593 00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:55,398 Uh, sounds awesome. 594 00:38:57,268 --> 00:39:00,101 I don't know the song, uh, or whatever. 595 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,198 But it sounds... positive and nice and stuff. 596 00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:08,772 Hey, you two. We need to go to the choir room. 597 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,473 Why? 598 00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:13,574 Because there's something we want to give you and Quinn. 599 00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:18,918 Open your eyes. I didn't tell you to close your eyes. 600 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:22,447 - Is there a cake? - No, there's no cake. Be quiet. Sit down. 601 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:26,428 - Hi, Quinn. - Do you know what's going on? 602 00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:30,263 Your fellow Glee Club members wanna sing a song for you guys... 603 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,894 to let you know how they feel about you. 604 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,063 Uh, what are you gonna sing? 605 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:38,108 Just listen. The song says everything. 606 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:55,423 #Sometimes in our lives # 607 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:59,156 #We all have pain # 608 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,631 #We all have sorrow # 609 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:06,932 #But if we are wise # 610 00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:09,939 #We know that there's # 611 00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:12,339 #Always tomorrow # 612 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,277 # Lean on me # 613 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,940 #When you're not strong # 614 00:40:18,015 --> 00:40:19,949 #And I'll be your friend # 615 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:25,182 #I'll help you carry on # 616 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:28,714 # For it won't be long # 617 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:31,455 #Till I'm gonna need # 618 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:35,192 #Somebody to lean on # 619 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,460 #Just lean on me # 620 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:39,196 #Call on me, brother Hey # 621 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,295 #When you need a hand When you need a hand # 622 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,533 #We all need somebody # 623 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,633 - #T o lean on # - #Somebody to lean on # 624 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:49,679 # I just might have a problem # 625 00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:51,578 #That you'll understand # 626 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:55,050 #We all need somebody # 627 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,520 - #T o lean on # - #Oh, whoa, whoa # 628 00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:00,147 - # If # - # If # 629 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,489 - #T here is a load # - #T here's a load # 630 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,722 - #Y ou have to bear # - #Y ou have to bear # 631 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:09,493 #That you can't carry # 632 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,228 - # I # - # I am # 633 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,328 #A m right up the road # 634 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:16,566 # I'll share your load # 635 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,009 # If you just call me # 636 00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:23,638 - #Call me # - #Oh, call me # 637 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:26,274 - #Call me # - # When you need a friend # 638 00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:29,410 - #Call me # - # Call me # 639 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,684 - #Call me # - #W hen you need a friend # 640 00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:35,554 - #Call me # - #Call me any time of day # 641 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:37,184 #Call me # 642 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:42,257 # It won't be long # 643 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,269 #Till I'm gonna need # 644 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,897 #Somebody to lean on # 645 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:52,067 # Lean on, lean on me # 646 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,542 # Lean on me # 647 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:57,137 # Lean, lean on me # 648 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:01,546 # Lean on me # 649 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:06,313 - # Lean on me # - #Y ou can lean on me # 650 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:09,291 - # I'm gonna need # - #Somebody # 651 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,558 #Somebody to lean on # 652 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:15,599 - #Somebody # - # Hey, hey # 653 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,100 - #T o lean on # - #Somebody to lean on # 654 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:27,067 - #Y eah # - #W hoa, ho-ho #