1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,400 Here's what you missed last week. Quinn's pregnant. 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,871 - You're off the Cheerios. - And everyone thinks that Finn's the father. 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,238 Though really, it's Puck. But Quinn thinks he's a Lima loser... 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,903 - and doesn't want anything to do with him. - What's up, MI LF? 5 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:15,539 Also, Kurt told everybody he's gay, including his dad, who was actually cool about it. 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,412 - Thanks for telling me, Kurt. - And that's what you missed on... 7 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,475 #Glee # 8 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,928 Five, six, seven! 9 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,024 Five, six, seven! 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,970 Five, six, seven! One, two, three, four! 11 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,031 Five, six, seven! 12 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,334 Five, six, seven, eight! 13 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,479 You shouldn't do this to yourself. 14 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,541 Do what? 15 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,345 I know how much it hurts to be off the team. 16 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,516 You're just torturing yourself watching. 17 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:02,288 I need a good distraction. 18 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,626 From what? 19 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:17,933 - $685? - That's how much a sonogram costs. 20 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,945 This is just the beginning. 21 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,413 There's gonna be more doctors' visits... 22 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:25,383 vitamins, new clothes for when I explode. 23 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,613 What are we gonna do? 24 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,450 What are you gonna do? 25 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,923 Well, I'm looking for a job. I mean, no one's hiring. 26 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:36,655 I almost got in at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy. 27 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:40,631 Somewhere in that pea brain of yours... 28 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,634 is a man. 29 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:47,366 Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,374 I will. 31 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:53,503 I'll-I'll find a job. You can count on me, I swear. 32 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,515 - Where-Where are you goin'? - You were right. 33 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,575 This does hurt too much. 34 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,325 My blog has lit up with comments suggesting... 35 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:09,327 you don't have a shot at nationals since you lost Quinn Fabray. 36 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,829 No, the Cheerios are stronger than ever. 37 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,560 We're gonna take nationals with this routine. 38 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:23,364 Mediocre! Hit the showers! 39 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,844 I have several sources reporting Quinn didn't wanna leave... 40 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,578 but you kicked her out because of the pregnancy scandal. 41 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,882 Well, Jacob, this is Ohio, and in order to win... 42 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,718 my Cheerios need to appeal to that panel of judges. 43 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,725 So if I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout... 44 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,819 the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form. 45 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,627 They're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force... 46 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,792 is going to make the baby's head start crowning. 47 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:51,632 Oh, and by the way, all this... off the record. 48 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,638 Probably should've told you that earlier. 49 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,697 - This isn't fair. - Is it fair that... 50 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:59,233 I have to stop providing the baseball team with protective cups? 51 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:02,543 I only get a certain amount of dollars a year to spend, William. 52 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,209 - Yeah, but Artie... - He's used to overcoming challenges. 53 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,118 He'll just have to find his own ride to sectionals. 54 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:12,284 That "handicapable" bus costs $600 a week to rent. 55 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,656 - We can't afford it. - But there's enough money in the budget... 56 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,628 to fly the Cheerios all over the country for their competitions? 57 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,758 Sue Sylvester has boosters that write fat checks. 58 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:24,769 None of her travel expenses come out of the school budget. 59 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,533 Look. When I was in the Glee Club... 60 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,906 the best part of the competitions was the bus ride to the event. 61 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,309 It was about camaraderie and supporting each other. 62 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,142 You think I feel good about this? 63 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,309 Well, my students won't stand for it. 64 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,319 That's very moving, but my hands are tied, Schue. 65 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:45,756 If you want that bus, you're gonna have to find a way to pay for it yourself. 66 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,504 - What about Target? - Tried. Not hiring. 67 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,940 Another doctor bill came to my parents' house last night, Finn. 68 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,945 We're lucky that I'm clever and intercepted it. 69 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,140 But we have to start paying these doctors' bills... 70 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:11,615 or they're gonna go to a collection agency. 71 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:15,450 And then my parents are gonna find out that I'm with child... your child. 72 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,718 All right, guys. We're doin'a new number for sectionals. 73 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:22,192 I know that pop songs have sort ofbeen our signature pieces. 74 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,526 But I did a little research on past winners... 75 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,498 and it turns out that thejudges like songs that are more accessible. 76 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:31,298 Stuff they know. Uh, standards, Broadway. 77 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,067 "Defying Gravity"? I have an iPod shuffle... 78 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,734 dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. 79 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,573 - This is amazing. - Think you can handle it, Rachel? 80 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:43,548 It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ringtone. 81 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,414 Why do we have to go all vanilla on this song? 82 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,353 See, what we need is my chocolate thunder. 83 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:53,381 We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. Rachel is singing it. 84 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,587 Don't worry. We'll find something for you to dip in chocolate. 85 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,427 On to item two. 86 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,399 The school won't pay for the special bus we need... 87 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,526 to take Artie and his wheelchair with us to sectionals. 88 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,003 - Wh-Wh-What? - That's completely unfair. 89 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:10,099 So, we're gonna have to raise money to pay for it ourselves. 90 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:15,011 See, when I was in Glee Club and we needed new silk cummerbunds for regionals... 91 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,015 we held a bake sale. 92 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:23,720 Wait. You'rejoking, right? I mean, bake sales are kind of"bougie." 93 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,850 So hip people stopped eating delicious sugary treats? 94 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:30,589 It's not that. It's most of us don't know how to bake. 95 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,131 Lfind recipes confusing. 96 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,360 My family's fully committed to takeout. 97 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:38,404 Yeah, Mr. Schue. Kids are busier than when you went here. 98 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:42,908 We've got homework and football and teen pregnancy, lunch. 99 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,875 Can't Artie's dadjust take him? 100 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,243 I can't believe how insensitive you're all being. 101 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,578 - Are you a team? - Of course. 102 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,312 But Artie understands. Don't you, Artie? 103 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,048 Of-Of course. It-It's cool. 104 00:05:56,122 --> 00:06:00,218 I mean, anything that takes away our time from rehearsing doesn't serve as a team. 105 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,430 - Let me help you out, buddy. - Thank you. 106 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,134 Hey, I'm really sorry about how they all reacted, Artie. 107 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,475 It's okay. I'm used to it. They just... don't get it. 108 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:25,416 Can I use the auditorium this afternoon to rehearse, Mr. Schue? 109 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,352 - Some of the band equipment's in there. - Sure. 110 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,870 #On the floor ofTokyo-o # 111 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,604 #Or down in London town to go-o # 112 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:55,806 #With the record selection with the mirror reflection # 113 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,612 # I'm dancing with myself # 114 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,118 #When there's no one else in sight # 115 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,156 # In the crowded lonely night # 116 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:07,624 #Well, I wait so long for my love vibration # 117 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:10,184 #And I'm dancing with myself # 118 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,562 # I'm dancing with myself # 119 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:16,397 # I'm dancing with myself # 120 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,495 #Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove # 121 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,871 #And I'll be dancing with myself # 122 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,967 # If I looked all over the world # 123 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:28,571 #And there's every type of girl # 124 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,549 # But your empty eyes seem to pass me by # 125 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,586 #And leave me dancing with myself # 126 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,487 #So let's sink another drink # 127 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,549 #'Cause it'll give me time to think # 128 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,527 # If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance # 129 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:46,997 #And I'll be dancing with myself # 130 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,557 #Oh, dancing with myself # 131 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,934 #Oh, dancing with myself # 132 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,667 #Oh, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove # 133 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:58,733 # I'll be dancing with myself # 134 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,746 #Oh, dancing with myself# 135 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,510 #Oh, dancing with myself # 136 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,883 #Oh, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove # 137 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,252 #And I'll be dancing with myself # 138 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,393 I have something I'd like to say. 139 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,925 I wanna audition for the Wicked solo. 140 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,561 Kurt, there's a high "F" in it. 141 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,037 That's well within my range. 142 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:31,065 Well, I think Rachel's gonna be fine for the female lead. 143 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,077 But I'm happy to have you try out something else, Kurt. 144 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,443 And we'll make sure that it's got a killer high note. 145 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,881 - You tried. - Anyway... 146 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,077 I wanted to say something to you guys. 147 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:43,986 I was a little disappointed at how you were all so willing... 148 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,990 to take the bus together to sectionals... 149 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:49,323 and make Artie drive by himself with his dad. 150 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:53,263 We're a team, guys. We're in this Glee Club together. 151 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:56,096 Artie doesn't care. His dad drives him everywhere. 152 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,797 I do care. That kind of hurt my feelings. 153 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,464 We didn't think you would take it personally. 154 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:06,911 Well, you're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally. 155 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,004 I don't know if you guys really understand how much harder... 156 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,345 - Artie has to work just to keep up. - Preach. 157 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,250 We're riding to sectionals together... 158 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,254 or we're not going at all. 159 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:19,587 And to pay for the bus, we're having a bake sale. 160 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:24,596 - Bake sale. - St. Ignatius nursing home was having a tag sale. 161 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:28,122 And my A.V. Club friends here agreed to help out. 162 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,672 For the next week, each of you is going to spend... 163 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,606 three hours a day in a wheelchair. 164 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:42,012 Oh, oh, oh. And we're doing a wheelchair number. 165 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,781 - #On the floors of Tokyo # - Oh! 166 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:54,951 #Or down in London town to go, go # 167 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,154 #With the record selection and the mirror's reflection # 168 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,697 #I'm dancing with myself# 169 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,700 #When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove # 170 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,929 #I'll be dancing with myself# 171 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:08,030 #Oh, oh, oh, oh ## 172 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,039 I didn't even know we had a home ec room. 173 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,550 What's all this? 174 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:24,056 Ingredients for cupcakes... for the stupid bake sale. 175 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:33,157 - What's this? - It's what I had left over from my pool cleaning money... 176 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,030 after I bought dip and nunchakus. 177 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,196 I was getting that you kind of need money... for our kid. 178 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,863 For my kid. 179 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,941 Eighteen dollars. 180 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,343 How much has Finn given you? 181 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,878 Just stop. 182 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,086 I told you before. 183 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,747 I don't care if that baby comes out with a Mohawk. 184 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,791 I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's. 185 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,367 It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a Mohawk. 186 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,805 You are such an egghead. 187 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,034 I'm not. 188 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,994 That was perfectly measured! 189 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,555 There you go. Oh! 190 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,794 Come on. Oh! 191 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,399 What the hell? 192 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,478 We're baking. 193 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,608 I can see that. 194 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,118 I'm gonna go change. 195 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,123 Where's my jelly cream center? 196 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,823 Sorry, Dad. I must've forgotten. 197 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,831 What's up with your brain today? 198 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,925 You know, I think it's goin' soft from all that crap you put in your hair. 199 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:19,664 It's organic, and I'm fine. 200 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,941 I'm sorry. It's a Glee Club thing. 201 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:29,344 It's not about a guy, is it? Because I'm not ready to have that conversation. 202 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,009 Well, at least you don't have to worry about me getting someone pregnant. 203 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:39,723 It's not a guy. We're doing this amazing song for sectionals... 204 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,694 a personal favorite of mine, and Mr. Schuester won't give me a chance to sing it. 205 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,563 - Why? - It's traditionally sung by a girl. 206 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,625 Well, you sing like a girl. You know, in a good way. 207 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,398 Look, Kurt. 208 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,439 I don't know how this music stuff works. 209 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,806 I'm pretty exclusively committed to my Mellencamp collection, but... 210 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,936 isn't there more crossover nowadays? 211 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,946 You know, chicks doin' construction? 212 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,245 Guys wearin' dress shoes with no socks? 213 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,718 Didn't that girl from your high school just join the boys' wrestling team? 214 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,256 Yes! Whoo! 215 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,821 Yes, but her parents had to sue the school. 216 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,598 This is really gettin' you down, isn't it? 217 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,930 I'm... full of ennui. 218 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,903 So it's... really getting you down? 219 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,042 Yes. 220 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,772 You can't discriminate against my kid because of his sex... 221 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,178 religion, political affiliation... 222 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,273 or the fact that he's queer as a three-dollar bill. 223 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:42,047 - And I won't accept it. - This isn't academics or athletics, Mr. Hummel. 224 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:46,717 It's an arts program, and Mr. Schuester's judgments are subjective. 225 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,919 You put on a blindfold and listen to my kid sing... 226 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,019 and you will swear you're hearing Ronnie Spector. 227 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,587 - Wait... - Don't try to backpedal on this, Schuester. 228 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,896 I was just going to agree with you. 229 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,459 I know this is gonna be hard on you, Rachel... 230 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,734 but I can't in good conscience preach about the importance of helping Artie... 231 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,707 and then reject Kurt's request out of hand. 232 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,573 So you're giving him my part? 233 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,135 Now, I can't just give him the part. That would be just as wrong. 234 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,148 But I can let him audition. 235 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,312 What do you mean, like a tryout? All right, that seems fair. 236 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,219 This is totally unfair. You gave me the part. 237 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:21,783 And I will give it to you again if you can sing the song better than Kurt. 238 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,261 Okay, this seems like a reasonable deal. 239 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,924 But how do I know this isn't just some show... 240 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,661 to stop me from takin' a flamethrower to this place? 241 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,734 Who's gonna judge? 242 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,773 Now, all of you are gonna judge. 243 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,675 And in the spirit of full access, each of you is going to get a vote. 244 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,111 Whatever singer has the most votes gets the part. 245 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:46,413 This isn't gonna be about talent, Mr. Schuester. It's gonna be a popularity contest. 246 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,579 Stop right there. Mr. Schue, if I may? 247 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,127 We all know I'm more popular than Rachel. 248 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,164 And I dress better than her. 249 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:03,133 But I want you all to promise me that you're going to vote for whoever sings the song better. 250 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,830 Raise your right hand. 251 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,032 Your right hand, Brittany. 252 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,439 - It's this one. - Sorry. 253 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,945 Repeat after me. I promise to vote for whoever sings the song better. 254 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:18,347 I promise to vote for whoever sings the song better. 255 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,612 Good luck. 256 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:25,319 It's on. 257 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,851 All right, guys. 258 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,460 Maybe one of these days, you'll find a way... 259 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,833 to create teaching moments without ruining my life. 260 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:53,177 Schue, I saw all your kids in their wheelchairs, and I was very impressed. 261 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,777 Well, thank you, Principal Figgins. But actually... 262 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:59,017 it's made me realize that there's only one wheelchair entrance in this school... 263 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,423 and it's all the way in the far end of campus. 264 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,358 McKinley needs ramps. 265 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,660 No way. Those are what I call "lazy makers." 266 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,666 They discourage our able-bodied students... 267 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,998 from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs. 268 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,368 - What is she doing here? - Yes. What am I doing here? 269 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,999 I have a Cheerios routine to polish that's gonna clinch us nationals. 270 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,340 I brought you two in here because both of you have a point. 271 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:23,939 Handicapped ramps are expensive, but inspiration is free. 272 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,712 Will, I'm so inspired by your stunt... 273 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,549 that I'm insisting that Miss Sylvester do the same with the Cheerios. 274 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:33,216 - I beg your pardon? - Cheerios is not accessible, Sue. 275 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,226 It's by invitation only. 276 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:39,822 I want to see a squad that reflects our community's diversity. 277 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,390 - Now, Glee Club held open auditions. - And everyone got in. 278 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,233 Now that Quinn Fabray is off the squad... 279 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,739 you will hold open auditions to fill her slot. 280 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:53,107 And Mr. Schuester will monitor them to make sure that they're fair to all. 281 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,975 Okay, let me break this down for you here. 282 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,983 There comes a point when you've gotta stop seeing people for what they look like... 283 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,281 and ask them to show you what they can do. 284 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:06,586 And as soon as a cheerleader rolls herself out onto the field in a wheelchair... 285 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:10,685 she becomes decidedly less effective at cheering people up. 286 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,731 - It's just a fact. - No, Sue. 287 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:17,064 The fact is, you've never given other students the fair shake that they deserve. 288 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,870 I'm asking you to try it. What do you have to lose? 289 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,407 Maybe somebody at the school will surprise you. 290 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:30,010 Cupcake? 291 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,175 Cupcakes suck. That's why we're not selling any. 292 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,481 It's not about the cupcakes. It's about us. 293 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,748 Nobody wants to buy from losers. 294 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,620 We're in Glee Club and in wheelchairs. 295 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,625 She has a point. Six months ago... 296 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,820 I could've sold 50 of these things on fear alone. 297 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,832 Oh, my God. What is she doing? 298 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,425 I actually think they're kind of friends. 299 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,800 Brittany's always cheating off her test papers in math class. 300 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:56,864 See so many? And look how pretty they are, Becky. 301 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,307 Wow! 302 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,436 Brittany, you're supposed to be in your wheelchair. 303 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,002 I lost it. 304 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,346 Are you a cheerleader? It's so cool. 305 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,715 So is buying a cupcake. That's really cool. 306 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,381 - But I don't have any money. - That's okay. I have some. 307 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,321 Thank you. 308 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,456 Thanks. 309 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,902 So how much do we have now? 310 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,303 Well, with this one dollar, we have one dollar. 311 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,500 This is ridiculous. 312 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:34,740 - Maybe if we put a jellybean on top, we'd sell more. - Are you an idiot? 313 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,577 How am I supposed to trust you to take care of our baby... 314 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,140 when you can't even figure out how to sell a damn cupcake? 315 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,881 - Stop attacking me. I'm sick of it. - Get a job. 316 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:47,221 I'm trying! Stupid wheelchair! 317 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,992 I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here. 318 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,560 You just call a name. They come in and try out. 319 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,572 Just give 'em a chance to express themselves. 320 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,700 I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies. 321 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,473 McKinley! Hey, hey! McKinley! 322 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,515 - Hey, hey... - No. 323 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,117 No. 324 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,091 You're not serious, are you? 325 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,421 Tell me you're not serious. 326 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,021 No! 327 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,896 No friggin' way, Jacob. 328 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,742 Freak! 329 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,981 Okay, I've been at this for an hour. That's all I promised. 330 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:47,712 Sue, there's just one more person on the list. Give her a shot. 331 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,777 - BeckyJohnson. - Jackson. 332 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,722 Jackson. 333 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,287 Be nice, Sue. 334 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,330 I heard that you do a routine with jump ropes. 335 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,457 I wanted to show you what I could do. 336 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,437 Becky, I'm gonna stop you right there. 337 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:22,416 You're in. Be at practice tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. Congratulations. 338 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,557 - What are you up to, Sue? - I'm just following orders, Will. 339 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:34,725 I'm doing what I was told. And I found myself a brand-new Cheerio. 340 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,166 You're up to something. 341 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,137 I don't like this, Sue. 342 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,611 I'm just saying, she has a point. You are kind of an idiot. 343 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,011 Nice support, dude. Whatever happened to "bros before ho's"? 344 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,381 You've got a baby on the way, bro, and you haven't done spit to take care of it. 345 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,920 - Like you'd do any different? - Damn straight. 346 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,081 How? Nobody's hiring. 347 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,181 Sell your Xbox. Rob a bank. 348 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,854 Go all Robin Hood on this joint. Whatever it takes. 349 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,992 All I ever hear is you whining and crying about how hard this is on you. What about her? 350 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,059 Dude, you are so out of line. You don't know what I'm dealing with. 351 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,732 All I know is that you're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend! 352 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,331 You're a punk! 353 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,853 Hey, hey! Break it up! Break it up! 354 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:33,516 - Come on! Hey... - He started it! 355 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,755 I don't care! Now. 356 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:42,027 You-You guys are best friends. What the hell's goin' on? 357 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,001 I'm just really stressed about the bake sale. 358 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,300 I really like Artie, okay? 359 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,732 You okay? 360 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,947 The key to a double turn is to just go for it. 361 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,352 You push with the right wheel, and pull as hard as you can with the left... 362 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,790 and find a spot on the wall to spot you so you don't get dizzy. 363 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:10,384 Whoo! 364 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,597 Okay, guys. Uh, take five, all right? 365 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,728 Oh! Remember to show up early on Thursday. 366 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,296 It's Rachel versus Kurt for the big solo. 367 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,740 Careful. Respect the chair. 368 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,814 I really admire you, Artie. 369 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,288 I had no idea how difficult this was. 370 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,950 It's just like you with your stutter. 371 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,722 You don't really notice it after a while. 372 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,958 H-H-How did it happen? 373 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,967 You don't talk about it. 374 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,766 My mom and I got in a really bad car accident when I was eight. 375 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:57,400 And she was fine, but I've been in the chair ever since. 376 00:22:57,476 --> 00:23:00,912 But I wanna be very clear. 377 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,072 I still have the use of my penis. 378 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,248 Oh, God. 379 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,177 Excuse me a second. 380 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:50,854 Hummel Tires and Lube. Yep. Who's this? 381 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,399 Your son's a fag. 382 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:06,502 - Hey, Dad. - What the hell is wrong with this machine? 383 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,637 I hit it... the high "F." 384 00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:10,704 The magical note I need for "Defying Gravity." 385 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,977 - I hit it. It means I'm gonna win. - That's great. 386 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,849 Good for you. Just how long until the damn coffee's ready? 387 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,389 What's going on? 388 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,585 I got a phone call this morning. The anonymous kind. 389 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,522 It was some dude telling me my son was a fag. 390 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:30,091 Oh. Well, that's not a big deal. I get that all the time. 391 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,033 Yeah, but I don't. 392 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,537 Now, look, Kurt. 393 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,040 I try to do right by you. You know, open some doors. 394 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,770 What father wouldn't do that for his kid? And I know it's good for you... 395 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:42,871 to be out there with... with all this Glee Club stuff. 396 00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:46,850 I just... I don't want you to get hurt. 397 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,849 So you don't want me to audition for the solo? 398 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,856 No, no. Let me be clear, all right? 399 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:56,451 No one pushes the Hummels around, especially cowards on the phone. 400 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:04,026 Sometimes, I just... I wish your mom was still around, you know? 401 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:06,570 She was better at... 402 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:09,038 you know, handlin' this kind of thing. 403 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,041 You know, handlin' me. 404 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,813 Look, congrats on, uh... 405 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,372 you know, the cool "A" or the high "C" or, you know, whatever it was. 406 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,918 - High "F." - Yeah. 407 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,756 There's your problem. You just had a bent push rim. 408 00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:36,657 - Good as new. - Thanks, Finn. 409 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,465 You're the only one who was willing to help me. 410 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,974 - I'm really nervous about the "diva off" tomorrow. - Don't be. 411 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,635 You know, I don't wanna win out of charity. 412 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,940 I wanna win the solo because it's right for the club. 413 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,947 I really think that the judges at sectionals... 414 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:54,281 will find a female version of"Defying Gravity" much more accessible. 415 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:58,448 But... I don't think that's gonna happen. 416 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,457 People just don't like me. 417 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,323 Yeah, you might wanna work on that. 418 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,491 I like you. 419 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,033 - We need to talk. - I'll get out of your way. 420 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:14,867 Nope! You stay. I need a witness. Do you know what this is? 421 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,773 Oh. It's just a "past due" notice. My mom gets 'em all the time. 422 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,470 Right. But if this sonogram bill doesn't get paid... 423 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,479 it's not your phone that's gonna get cut off. 424 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:24,481 You will get cut off. 425 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,312 You need to help me with this, Finn... 426 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:29,114 or else we're gonna go our separate ways. 427 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,781 I'm screwed. 428 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,385 Not necessarily. 429 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,673 I know. I know. I know, I know. 430 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,835 - Hey. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, this is amazing. - Hi. 431 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:56,847 Puck found his Nana Connie's old recipe. They're addictive. Do you want one? 432 00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:00,146 No. No, thanks. I don't wanna take one away from a paying customer. 433 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,981 - Yeah, I know. Sure. - Hey, uh... 434 00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:04,487 Nice work, buddy. 435 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,547 These are so good. 436 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,889 This isn't Nana Connie's old recipe. 437 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,224 She couldn't cook at all. She was a diabetic. 438 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,163 So the only sweets she had in her house was dried fruit. 439 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:18,798 I knew I had to do something to help Quinn out with our baby. 440 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:22,328 I don't know what kind of stuff you need for a baby that's still in your stomach. 441 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,898 Bottles, diapers... That kind of thing, I guess. 442 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,673 But my baby mama was gonna get it all. 443 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:33,047 To make sure that happened, I used the two things I know the most about... 444 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,915 lying and crime. 445 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,181 Is there a lot of pain, Noah? 446 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:40,224 The doctor said the shark fractured my spinal cord. 447 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,589 This is why I don't go to the aquarium. 448 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:47,598 I'm going to give you as much as you want, 20 cents on the dollar. 449 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,260 I don't put in enough to get you hallucinatin'. 450 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,826 Just enough to give you a wicked case of the munchies. 451 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,896 - That's why they keep coming back for more. - Yeah. 452 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:58,636 See? I told you I'd make a great dad. 453 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:03,111 Faster. Harder! 454 00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:07,810 Those better be tears ofjoy, Becky. 455 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,377 Faster! Harder! 456 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:12,923 Okay, stop. 457 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,391 Becky, this is terrible. 458 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,088 I've tried, Coach. This is really hard. 459 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,825 You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch... 460 00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:22,833 and being told that they're going in another direction. 461 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:25,335 That was hard. Hit the showers. 462 00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:28,395 Thanks, Coach. 463 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,671 Hi. 464 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,986 Sue, you are unbelievable. 465 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,045 And you are a terrible spy. 466 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:48,650 You might try breathing through your nose sometime. If you were a sniper... 467 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,787 I'd have already radioed in your coordinates, just like in the Falklands. 468 00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:54,798 - I'm not gonna let you bully that girl, Sue. - Oh, I bully everybody, Will. 469 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,925 - It's the way I roll. - Yeah, but this is different. 470 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,935 She's not like everybody else. 471 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,233 I want you to listen to what you just said, William. 472 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,968 You're asking me to treat this girl differently because she has a disability... 473 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,136 when actually, it seems to me she just wants to be treated like everybody else. 474 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:11,114 - Why are you doing this? - Because I know you, and you're up to something. 475 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:14,709 You don't know the first thing about me. 476 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:29,561 Good luck. I'm rooting for you. 477 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:38,707 All right. Welcome to the Glee Club's first official "diva off." 478 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,372 Let's get this party started! 479 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:57,053 #Something has changed within me # 480 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,688 #Something is not the same # 481 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:03,564 # I'm through with playing by the rules # 482 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,263 #Of someone else's game # 483 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,636 #Too late for second-guessing # 484 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:12,369 #Too late to go back to sleep # 485 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:15,901 # It's time to trust my instincts # 486 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,381 #Close my eyes and leap # 487 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:21,680 # It's time to try # 488 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:25,348 # Defying gravity # 489 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,857 # I think I'll try # 490 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:31,692 # Defying gravity # 491 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,095 # Kiss me good-bye # 492 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,464 # I'm defying gravity # 493 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:41,062 #And you won't bring me down # 494 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:49,104 # I'm through accepting limits # 495 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,910 #'Cause someone says they're so # 496 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,577 #There's some things I cannot change # 497 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:58,213 #But till I try I'll never know # 498 00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:01,224 #Too long I've been afraid # 499 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,591 #Of losing love I guess I've lost # 500 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:11,090 #Well, if that's love it comes at much too high a cost # 501 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,660 # I'd sooner buy # 502 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,071 # Defying gravity # 503 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,837 # Kiss me good-bye # 504 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:23,472 # I'm defying gravity # 505 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,278 # I think I'll try # 506 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:29,650 # Defying gravity # 507 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,282 #And you won't bring me down # 508 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,690 # I'd sooner buy # 509 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,423 # Defying gravity # 510 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,091 # Kiss me good-bye # 511 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:45,795 # I'm defying gravity # 512 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,361 # I think I'll try # 513 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:51,738 # Defying gravity # 514 00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:55,870 #And you won't bring me down # 515 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,348 # Bring me down # 516 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,994 Goodjob, Kurt. Goodjob. 517 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:21,569 Hey, wait up. 518 00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:26,042 I cracked open the piggy bank. It's for you. Well, it's for "it." 519 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,305 "It" is a she. 520 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,579 Cool. I told you I wasn't a deadbeat. 521 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,585 Look, Puck, this is really sweet, but... 522 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:37,644 I can get more. 523 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,517 People call me a screwup because... 524 00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:43,617 I think school's for suckers. 525 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,323 But I got ambition. 526 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:51,835 Get us a house, some stuff, furniture. We could be a family. 527 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,931 Finn is your best friend. 528 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,941 He'd be pissed for a while. 529 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:02,605 But then he'd realize he doesn't have to deal with all this. He'd bake me a damn cake. 530 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,705 You stole from the cupcake fund. 531 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:07,080 No, I didn't. 532 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,745 Fine. I did. 533 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,948 I made all those cupcakes. 534 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:15,083 I'm all about being a team player, but my family comes first. 535 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:21,788 I get it. And... I'm sorry. 536 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:25,802 I should've never called you a Lima loser. You're not. 537 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:30,603 You're special and romantic... 538 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,202 and a good enough person to realize that... 539 00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:36,872 we are not gonna take money from a friend in a wheelchair. 540 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,044 Hey. 541 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,653 Here. 542 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,749 - What's this? - I got a job. 543 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:51,317 Excuse me. 544 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,988 - Are you the manager? - Yes. 545 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,726 You need to hire my friend Finn. He is clearly "handicapable"... 546 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,826 and refusing to hire him could be seen as discrimination. 547 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:01,463 My dads are gay. And unless you want the full force... 548 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,632 of the American Civil Liberties Union coming down on you... 549 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,802 I'd work something out. 550 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,506 Gonna need to stay in my wheelchair as long as I'm working there. 551 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,844 But... screw it. It's worth it. 552 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,077 Can I give you a lift to rehearsal? 553 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:32,463 1,200 bucks. That's enough for the short bus... 554 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,528 and two cases of Natty light for the ride home. 555 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:37,972 Ah. Dream on, brother. 556 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:42,137 I'm very proud of you guys. 557 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,779 Artie. 558 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:48,785 Why don't you bring this to Principal Figgins yourself. 559 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:52,619 - All right, Artie. - Go, Artie! 560 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:59,456 - What's wrong, dude? - I really appreciate what you guys did for me. 561 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:02,727 But I'm not the only kid in a wheelchair at this school. 562 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,894 And I'm sure there'll be others after I graduate. 563 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:09,633 And I know how important it is for all of us to go to sectionals together... 564 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:12,403 but I think I'd rather just get a ride from my dad... 565 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:15,742 and use this for a handicap ramp in the auditorium. 566 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,040 Any objections? 567 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,984 Well, it sure beats having to carry him in every day. 568 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,561 You think she has a brain tumor? That can cause erratic behavior. 569 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:33,893 All I know is that she walked in unannounced... 570 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:37,901 and she wrote me a check for three new handicap ramps. 571 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,564 I just don't get it. I mean, first, putting Becky in Cheerios. 572 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,199 Now this. What is her angle? 573 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:48,541 Why ask why? Just enjoy the fact that you're getting your bus after all. 574 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,077 - How's she doing? - Great. 575 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,748 She asks about you. She's been watching you on TV. 576 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,916 I need to get here more often. 577 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,926 Oh, you get here plenty. 578 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,519 Jean? 579 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,530 Your little sister's here to see you. 580 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,361 - Hey, Sue! - Hi, honey! 581 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,334 - My sister's famous! - You got that right. 582 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:14,633 I got something for you. 583 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:16,730 What's this? 584 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:20,208 - Wow! A pom-pom. Thank you. - That's for you. 585 00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:23,213 - What do you feel like doing today? - Can we read today? 586 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:25,647 - Look what I have. - Little Red Riding Hood. 587 00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,479 Right. Your favorite book. 588 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:28,985 Wanna start at the beginning? 589 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,748 - Yes. - All right. 590 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:33,312 - You ready? - Ready. 591 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,962 "Once upon a time... 592 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:49,803 "there was a little girl who lived in the forest. 593 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:54,777 "Whenever she went out, the little girl wore a red riding cloak. 594 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:59,578 So everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood." 595 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,481 - Right? - Right. 596 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:08,854 - Oh, no! Oh, you're so much faster! - You can't keep up. 597 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,861 I can't! This is so hard... No! 598 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:15,456 No, this wasn't fair. You've had eight years of practice. 599 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,934 Excelling at wheelchair races is about my only advantage. 600 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:23,667 It's like your stutter. It's mostly just a big hassle. 601 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:27,768 This has been a really fun date. 602 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:30,541 But... I wanna get out of this chair. 603 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,014 Why? 604 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:37,282 So... I can do this. 605 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,733 I have to tell you something. 606 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,896 I've been faking it. 607 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:56,735 Faking what? 608 00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,707 I don't have a stutter. 609 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:03,641 I pretended to have one in sixth grade because... 610 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:07,411 I didn't wanna give a speech on the Missouri Compromise. 611 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,749 I was really shy. 612 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:14,189 And it made people think I was weird, so they left me alone. 613 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:18,160 And it wasn't until I joined Glee Club that I realized... 614 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,687 how much I was missing. 615 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,826 I don't wanna push people away anymore. 616 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,893 You understand what that's like, don't you? 617 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,701 No. I don't. 618 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,076 I would never try to push people away... 619 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,044 'cause being in a chair kind of does that for you. 620 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:40,447 I thought we had something really important in common. 621 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:46,220 Wait. Artie, I'm sorry. 622 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:49,851 I am too. I'm sorry now you get to be normal... 623 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,021 and I'm gonna be stuck in this chair the rest of my life. 624 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:56,260 And that's not something I can fake. 625 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:03,772 Hey, Dad. 626 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,809 - What are you doing? - I'm makin' biscuits. 627 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,969 What does it look like I'm doing? How'd the tryout go? 628 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,439 They gave the part to Rachel. 629 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,449 I knew they were gonna rig it! 630 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,111 I'm goin' down to that school and I'm talkin' to Schuester. 631 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,246 I blew the note. 632 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:21,052 I wanted to lose. 633 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:25,061 Kurt, I stuck my neck out for you, and you go and you throw the game? 634 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,267 Dad. 635 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:34,065 I've known who I was since I was five. 636 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:37,733 I adapted. Being different made me stronger. 637 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:42,840 At the end of the day, it's what's gonna get me out of this cow town. 638 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,847 You never had to do that. 639 00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,008 I can handle myself just fine. 640 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:50,485 No, you can't. Not about this. 641 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,853 That phone call yesterday was just the beginning... 642 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:58,258 especially if I get up in front of a thousand people to sing a girl's song. 643 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:04,497 When I saw you right after you got the call... 644 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:09,130 and you were... so hurt and so upset... 645 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,271 it just killed me. 646 00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:21,514 I'm not saying I'm gonna hide in the closet. 647 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,612 I'm-I'm proud of who I am. 648 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:30,149 I'm just saying that I love you more than I love being a star. 649 00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:34,831 You are your mother. 650 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:40,360 You know, she was always the strong one. Look, uh... 651 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,965 you wanna help me put a 195 on this bad boy? 652 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:46,305 Let me change into my coveralls. 653 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,311 This sweater's an Alexander McQueen. 654 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,216 #Rollin'# 655 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,820 # Rollin' # 656 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:01,153 # Rollin' on a river # 657 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:03,557 This one's for you, Artie! 658 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:07,893 - # Left a good job in the city # - # Down in the city # 659 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:12,368 #Workin' for the man every night and day # 660 00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:16,497 #And I never lost one minute of sleepin' # 661 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:20,510 #I was worrying about the way that things might have been # 662 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:24,207 # Big wheel keep on turnin' # 663 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:29,719 #Ooh, the proud Mary keep on burnin' # 664 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:32,119 - #A nd we're rollin' # - # Rollin' # 665 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:34,089 - #R ollin', yeah # - #R ollin'# 666 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,456 # Rollin' on the river # 667 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:41,396 # Rollin' on the river # 668 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:49,229 #So I left a good job in the city # 669 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:52,241 #Workin' for the man every night and day # 670 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,869 #And I never lost one minute of sleepin' # 671 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:57,470 #Worryin' about the way things might have been # 672 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,448 - # Big wheel keep on turnin' # - #T urnin' # 673 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,543 # Proud Mary keep on burnin' # 674 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,712 - # Burnin' # - # Rollin' # 675 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:05,049 - # Rollin' # - # Rollin' # 676 00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:07,386 - #Y eah # - # Rollin' on the river # 677 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,550 # Rollin' on the river # 678 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:09,991 - # Rollin' # - # Rollin' # 679 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,550 - # Rollin' # - #Y eah # 680 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,893 # Rollin' on the river # 681 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,069 #Yeah # 682 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:32,009 - # If you come down to the river # - # Doo, doo, doo, doo # 683 00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:34,141 # Bet you gonna find some people who live # 684 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,415 #You don't have to worry if you have the money # 685 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:40,082 # People on the river are happy to give # 686 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:42,819 - # Big wheel keep on turnin' # - #Oh, yeah # 687 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,259 - # Proud Mary keep on burnin' # - # Burnin' # 688 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:48,093 - # Rollin', rollin' # - # Rollin' # 689 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:50,793 - # Rollin' on the river # - # Rollin' on the river # 690 00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,495 - # Rollin' # - # Rollin' # 691 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,197 - # Rollin' # - #Y eah # 692 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,603 - # Rollin' on the river # - # Rollin' on the river # 693 00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:01,534 #Yeah # 694 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:04,945 # Hey # 695 00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:08,507 #Oh, yeah # 696 00:43:15,693 --> 00:43:18,821 - Oh, my God! How do you do it? - Whoo!