1 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,842 My weave! 2 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:37,059 - What the hell, Karofsky? - Oh, I've wanted to do that ever since fifth grade... 3 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,002 when you made fun of me for getting pubes. 4 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:43,065 Now that you've joined Lullaby Lee's and insperminated the queen of the Chastity Ball... 5 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,441 and dropped below us hockey dudes on the food chain? 6 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,742 - It's open season. - Screw you, Karofsky! 7 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:50,146 You and your Neanderthal puck-heads are nothing! 8 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,844 - You're gonna pay for this, dude! - No, I'm not. 9 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:56,252 You two don't have the juice anymore. Welcome to the new world order. 10 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,498 Mm-hmm. 11 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,095 - Hey, guys. - We need to talk. 12 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,198 Okay. 13 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:19,041 As you know, even though she refuses to wear the ring and won't tell anyone... 14 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:22,013 including her mother... about the engagement, Emma and I are, in fact, getting married. 15 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,882 Yes. Ken convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified. 16 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:27,783 What can I say? I'm a traditionalist. 17 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,379 We're going to Hawaii and getting married on the beach. 18 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:34,118 And you want me to come? 19 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:37,652 No, no, no, no. I picked Hawaii, because it's far away from everybody we know. 20 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,358 - Oh. - Uh, the thing is... 21 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,561 is that after a very brief, private ceremony... 22 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,866 Ken has decided he would like to have a first dance. 23 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,373 The problem is, we can't decide on the song. 24 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,841 Yes. I would like to have "I Could've Danced All Night." 25 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:53,140 Oh, from My Fair Lady. 26 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,579 Great choice. Such a romantic song. 27 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,775 Yes. 28 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,581 Yeah, if you're making a mixed tape for the boring parade. 29 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:04,419 I want the "Thong Song." 30 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,426 I need something I can shake my moneymaker to. 31 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,394 Um... 32 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:14,058 Uh, I was remembering, um, that you did those, uh... 33 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,159 - mash-up things with the Glee kids, right? - Uh-huh. 34 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,831 So I thought maybe you could find a way to use both of our songs. 35 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:23,034 Um, and I... well, we... 36 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:25,771 both need... want... need dance lessons. 37 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,541 Yeah, l-I... I mean, I might need a bit of polishing... 38 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,412 but it's the Emster here you really have to work with. 39 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,883 Had a monster case of athlete's foot a couple years back. 40 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,886 Had to get all my toenails removed. 41 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:38,549 So if she steps on my feet during the dance, I might pass out. 42 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,458 We would, uh, be very happy to pay you for your time, Will. 43 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:45,259 No. No, I want to give you these lessons as a wedding gift. 44 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,067 Sound good? 45 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,568 - Hmm! - Great. 46 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,628 This is a disaster. 47 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:56,641 Our reputation as McKinley High's "it" couple is in serious jeopardy... 48 00:02:56,709 --> 00:03:00,304 if we don't find some way to be cool again, Finn. 49 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:04,214 - The Slushee war has commenced. - And if Finn and Quinn got nailed, none of us are safe. 50 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,912 Okay, guys. We're a little behind for sectionals... 51 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:09,580 thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour. 52 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,954 But you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right? 53 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,617 And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. 54 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,890 Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. 55 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,397 Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. 56 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:22,992 But the big difference between them is what makes them great. 57 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:26,163 Like... chocolate and bacon. 58 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,968 Or Glee Club and football. 59 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,568 Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination. 60 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:33,168 So... 61 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,494 here is... My personal favorite song. 62 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:37,609 Here is... My personal favorite song. 63 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:41,984 And your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it. 64 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,923 - "Bust a Move"? - Yeah, this song is old school. 65 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,051 - All right. Um, Artie. - Yeah? 66 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,925 Try to follow along on the bass. Finn, take us through it. 67 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,366 Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye. 68 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,165 Okay. Uh, Puck. How about it? 69 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,832 I don't really groove on Young MC. 70 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,934 I am shocked at the lack of leading-man ambition in this room right now. 71 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:09,641 It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done. 72 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,786 Bust it! 73 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,128 #This here's a tale for all the fellas # 74 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,358 #Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us # 75 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,229 #Get shot down 'cause you're overzealous # 76 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,292 # Play hard to get Females get jealous # 77 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:33,203 #Okay, smarty, go to a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body# 78 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,366 #Achick walks by and you wish you could sex her # 79 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,841 # But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter # 80 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,639 # Movie's showin' So you're goin' # 81 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:41,805 #Could care less about the five you're blowin'# 82 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:44,372 #Theater gets dark just to start the show # 83 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,678 #Then you spot a fine woman sittin'in your row # 84 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,845 #She's dressed in yellow She says hello # 85 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,478 #Come sit next to me you fine fellow # 86 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,716 #You run over there without a second to lose # 87 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,487 #And what comes next Hey, bust a move # 88 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,323 # Hey, you want it # 89 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,364 #You got it # 90 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,661 #Hey, you want it Baby, you got it # 91 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:04,294 - #Just bust a move # - # Mmm, you want it # 92 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,304 #You got it, uh # 93 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,773 # Hey, you want it Baby, you got it # 94 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,833 #Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry # 95 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,879 # In five days from now he's gonna marry # 96 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,176 # He's hopin' you can make it there if you can # 97 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,615 #'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man # 98 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,209 #You say "neato" Check your libido # 99 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,913 #And roll to the church in your new tuxedo # 100 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,922 #The bride walks down just to start the wedding # 101 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,049 #And there's one more girl you won't be getting # 102 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,355 #So you start thinkin' then you start blinkin'# 103 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,918 #Abridemaid looks and thinks that you're winkin' # 104 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,623 #She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back # 105 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,962 #And now you're feelin' really fine 'cause the girl is stacked # 106 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,796 # Reception's jumpin' Bass is pumpin' # 107 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,302 # Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' # 108 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:40,134 #Says she wants to dance to a different groove # 109 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,231 # Now you know what to do, "G" Bust a move # 110 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,708 #Hey, you want it # 111 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,574 #You got it, uh # 112 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,342 #Ah, you want it Baby, you got it # 113 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:52,782 - #Just bust a move # - # Mmm, you want it # 114 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,911 #You got it, uh # 115 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,046 # Hey, you want it Baby, you got it # 116 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,990 #Move it, boy # 117 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:05,561 # Uh-huh Yeah # 118 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,901 # Uh-huh Hey, yeah # 119 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:14,871 - #Just bust a move # - #Y eah # 120 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:23,143 So, how can I, uh... how can I help you kids? 121 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,845 Is it, uh, too many friends on MySpace, or... 122 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:30,480 I can't believe we're saying this... 123 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,184 but we need some advice on how to be cool. 124 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,659 Yeah, you must have picked up some ideas... 125 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:39,129 about what cool people do from watching them over the years. 126 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,961 Not that you were never cool yourself. 127 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,024 Yeah... Eh... Well... 128 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:45,161 Um... But, um, you're two of... 129 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,297 the most popular kids in school. 130 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,705 We were... until we joined Glee Club. 131 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,370 That's why he got a Slushee facial. I'm sure of it. 132 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,972 Okay. I see. Um, don't really have any... 133 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:58,448 pamphlets on how to be popular. 134 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,543 Uh, okay, right. Well, let's talk about this. 135 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,020 Why is it so important for you to be cool? 136 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,456 Huh? Don't you like being in Glee? It's fun. 137 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,290 Status is like currency. When your bank account is full... 138 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,354 you can get away with doing just about anything. 139 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,266 But right now, we're like toxic assets. 140 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,895 When my mom applied to college... 141 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:22,463 she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity. 142 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:25,511 And she got into Arizona State. 143 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,546 Sunglasses are so sexy. 144 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,383 Sunglasses. 145 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,148 Yeah, sunglasses are, um, really, really cool. 146 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:36,848 I'm always seeing celebrities wear them... 147 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,413 in magazines, even at night. 148 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,789 Doesn't need to be day. Very popular. 149 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,920 Gives you a sense of mystery. You know... rappers. 150 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,486 Totally. 151 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,658 - You can't see their eyes, so they have all the power. - Mmm! 152 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,826 I could be looking at your boobs, and you'd have no idea. 153 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:56,003 It... Em... No. Um, no. Kids, look. 154 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:59,533 The most important thing is that you be yourselves. Okay? 155 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:02,672 And if people don't like you for that, then I'm sorry, but who needs 'em. 156 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:25,093 Hi. 157 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,974 Hi. 158 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,409 Hmm. 159 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,550 This is my Cousin Betty's. 160 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:42,053 We were obsessed with Princess Di's dress when we were little girls... 161 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,919 so, um, when she got married she insisted on having... 162 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,151 this, uh... 163 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,715 this long train. 164 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:50,421 Is there a reason you... have it on now? 165 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,396 - Yes, yes. - Okay. 166 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,625 Yeah. 167 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,690 Um, she didn't wear it to her dance rehearsals... 168 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:58,737 and the night of the wedding her husband kept stepping on the train. 169 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,897 - It was really bad. Their fight was epic. - Ooh. 170 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:04,170 The priest cried. They were divorced three months later. 171 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,741 Actually, maybe I shouldn't wear it. 172 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:10,213 No, no, no, no, no! It's all good. It's all good. 173 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,274 We'll, uh... We'll see how you move in it. 174 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:13,682 - Right? - Okay. 175 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:17,382 Okay. Um, so first, uh, let's do Ken's selection... 176 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:20,016 and then, uh, we'll work in your song for the big finish. 177 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,684 - Okay. - All right? 178 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,251 Hey, Emma... 179 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,990 I'm really excited about this. 180 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,328 Fantastic. It's... so, so exciting. 181 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,459 This thing right here... 182 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:35,466 is lettin' all the ladies know... 183 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,169 what guys talk about. 184 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,304 You know... the finer things in life. 185 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,678 Check it out. 186 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:47,480 #Ooh, that dress so scandalous And you know another guy couldn't handle it # 187 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,521 #She's shakin' that thing like who's the ish # 188 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,614 #With a look in your eye So devilish, uh # 189 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,215 #She like to dance at the hip-hop spots # 190 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:56,056 #And she cruise to the crews like connect the dots # 191 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,188 # Not just urban, she like the pop 'cause she was "Livin' La Vida Loca" # 192 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,563 #She had dumps like a truck Truck, truck # 193 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,795 #Thighs like what What, what # 194 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,030 # Baby, move your butt Butt, butt, uh # 195 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,663 # I think I'll sing it again # 196 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,640 #She had dumps like a truck Truck, truck # 197 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,404 #Thighs like what What, what # 198 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,139 #All night long # 199 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:17,842 # Let me see that thong # 200 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,181 # Baby # 201 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,411 #That th-th-th-th-thong # 202 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,013 # I like it when the beat go # 203 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:28,857 # Baby, make your booty go # 204 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,262 - Good God! - Are you okay? 205 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,266 - I'm okay. Are you? - Oh, yes! 206 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,427 Oh, ho! Oh. 207 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:40,371 Ahh. 208 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,108 It's the darn "Thong Song." 209 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:47,407 I don't think it's the song. 210 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,040 I think you need a new dress. 211 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,584 Come on. I'll pick you up. 212 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,017 - Right. - Upsy-daisy. 213 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,553 Oh, I'm stuck. 214 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,747 All right. Let's try, uh, reverse chair on two. 215 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,348 Let's not. 216 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,918 Hey, Azimio, I'm the quarterback. I call the plays. 217 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,432 Some of the guys was talkin', and we're starting to question your leadership ability. 218 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,628 Yeah, like maybe you're having trouble making good choices... 219 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,194 as in, for instance, choosing to join homo explosion. 220 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,207 Do I need to remind you that Glee Club helped us win our first game of the season? 221 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,334 What have you done for me lately? 222 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,903 Yeah, we're taking a bunch of heat, because you like kissing dudes all of a sudden. 223 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,915 You're not being a team player, man. 224 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,974 Can't believe you was man enough to knock up Quinn Fabray. 225 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:29,078 You sure a real man didn't sneak in there and do it for you? 226 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,419 That's it! 227 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,424 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 228 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,984 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 229 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,497 - Okay, break it up! Get up! - Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 230 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:42,534 - Man, get off me! - Hey, calm down, everybody! 231 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,967 On the sidelines and take a knee! 232 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,562 Now! 233 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,108 What if you had broken Finn's arm, huh? 234 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:53,771 We'd be worse off and more pathetic than we already are. 235 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,076 Where's Puckerman? 236 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,276 Uh, he said he had to miss practice today. He's working on something for Glee Club. 237 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:03,082 Is he workin'on his coming-out-of-the-closet speech or somethin'? 238 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,487 - Hey, man! Don't push me, man! - Okay, enough! 239 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,459 Football is war. 240 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:12,759 And no one single man can win that war, not even if they strap nukes on him. 241 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,995 I want you to start acting like a team again! 242 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,799 When we won that one game, it wasn't because we were dancing. 243 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,965 It's because we were of singular purpose. 244 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,976 I want you to start hanging more, spend more time together. 245 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,013 Which is why, starting next week... 246 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,981 I'm adding extra practice on Thursdays at 3:30. 247 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,382 - But, Coach, that's when Glee rehearses. - You know what? 248 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,443 I have had it up to here with Schuester and Glee. 249 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:40,322 Here's the story, Quarterback. And you tell Puckerman this when you see him. 250 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:42,883 That practice is mandatory. No exceptions. 251 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:47,695 So you're going to have to choose what's more important to you... football or Glee Club. 252 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:57,605 #W hat a girl wants, what a girl needs # 253 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:01,510 #Whatever makes me happy Sets you free # 254 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:05,414 #And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly # 255 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,817 #What a girl wants What a girl needs # 256 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,448 #Whatever keeps me in your arms # 257 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,754 - #A nd I'm thanking you # - I know this looks weird. 258 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,920 - #For giving it to me ## - But wait until you see what happens next. 259 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:21,194 - My ears are starting to hurt. Can we take a break? - Okay. 260 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,703 - You wanna make out? - Sure. 261 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:29,707 I know. It's whack. But I also remember what my history teacher told us last semester: 262 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,936 Only Nixon can go to China. 263 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,811 I have no idea what she meant, but it reminded me of when my family ordered Chinese food... 264 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,872 and sat down together for our traditional... 265 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,248 Simchas Torah screening of Schindler's List. 266 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,617 That's really when all of this started. 267 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,282 It wasn't the most normal tradition... 268 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,416 but we did it for my mom. 269 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,961 - She said it made her feel connected to herJewish roots. Gunshot] 270 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,964 As she was giving me my sweet-and-sour pork... 271 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,127 she said something that really hit home. 272 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,036 You're no better than them, Noah. 273 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:03,040 Why can't you date a Jewish girl? 274 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,736 That night, I had the strangest dream. 275 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,371 I knew it was a dream, because there's no way Rachel could've climbed up the wall... 276 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,881 outside my window with no shoes on. 277 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:23,051 When I woke up, I knew it was more than a dream. It was a message from God. 278 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:27,224 Rachel was a hotJew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants. 279 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,744 I picked it up for you when I was buying dip. It's grape. 280 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,617 I know that's your favorite, because the last time I tossed a grape one in your face... 281 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,953 you licked your lips before you cleaned yourself off. 282 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,960 Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to work together on some mash-up ideas. 283 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,996 Things happened pretty fast from that point. 284 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:02,397 Getting her to make out with me was easier than I thought. Guess she's kind of desperate. 285 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:09,471 - You okay, baby? - I can't do this. 286 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:14,501 Why? We're a couple of good-lookin'Jews. It's natural. 287 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,743 L-I can't give myself to someone who isn't... 288 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,148 brave enough to sing a solo. 289 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:24,087 If you don't have the guts to do that, then how are you gonna be bold enough to deal... 290 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:28,092 with the ups and downs of loving an admittedly high-maintenance girl like me? 291 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,458 Are you questioning my badassness? 292 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:34,465 - Have you seen my guns? - Noah, I'm sorry, but... 293 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,594 Your arms are lovely, but... 294 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,164 I just don't see us working out. 295 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,001 So... 296 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,569 any ideas for the mash-up? 297 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,309 - Anybody? - No. 298 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,045 Oh, come on, guys! 299 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,986 - It's like you're daring me to start dancing. - Oh, no! 300 00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:00,219 - I've been working on something. - Oh, yeah? 301 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,659 It's my personal tribute to a musicalJewish icon. 302 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:08,257 Uh, fantastic. Let's hear it. 303 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,076 #Where it began # 304 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,414 # I can't begin to know when # 305 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,888 # But then I know it's growin' strong # 306 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,923 #Was in the spring # 307 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,622 #And spring became summer# 308 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,404 #Who'd have believed you'd come along # 309 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,138 # Hands # 310 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:56,407 #Touching hands # 311 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,576 # Reachin' out # 312 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:03,086 #Touching me # 313 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:07,592 #Touching you # 314 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:12,562 #W hoa, sweet Caroline # 315 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:16,590 #Good times never seemed so good # 316 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,272 #I've been inclined # 317 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:29,110 #To believe they never would # 318 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,840 #Oh, sweet Caroline # 319 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:40,455 #Good times never seemed so good # 320 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,825 #Oh, I've been inclined # 321 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:51,666 #To believe it never would # 322 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,867 #Oh, no, no # 323 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,845 - Puckerman! - Yeah! 324 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:15,526 Huh! You know, I really think this is working. I think we look supercool. 325 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,461 I'm proud of you, Finn. I'm proud of us. 326 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,691 Yeah. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be popular. 327 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,894 It just means you want people to like you. I think that's healthy. 328 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:27,564 - I totally agree. - Being popular just means you can have it all. 329 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,708 - Oh, hey, guys. - You thirsty? 330 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,041 Sure. Thanks. 331 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,080 - You can't do this! - Oh, you think that's bad? 332 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,988 Just imagine what's gonna happen if you don't show up to practice on Thursday... 333 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,992 and quit that little Glee Club for good! 334 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,552 Bros before hi-hos, dude. Don't forget that. 335 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:02,601 I hear people say, "That's not how I define marriage." 336 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:05,939 Well, to them I say, "Love knows no bounds." 337 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,138 Why can't people marry dogs? 338 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,773 I'm certainly not advocating intimacy with your pets. 339 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,682 I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. 340 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:17,654 Walked in on my parents once, and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling. 341 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,624 So "woof" on Prop 15, Ohio. 342 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,286 And that's how Sue sees it. 343 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,422 - Oh, Rod. - Boffo, Sue. 344 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,025 And we'll be right back after this. 345 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:36,203 You still smell like scotch, Rod. 346 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:42,143 You know, Sue, there's a lot of pressure being a local celebrity. 347 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:46,116 Most women find me intimidating. The teeth, the hair... 348 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,278 It's a lot to take in, and I know it. 349 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,948 I need a gal with a little backbone. 350 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,720 And I think you just might be that gal. 351 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,261 Don't you have a wife, Rod? 352 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,623 She drowned. 353 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,327 So now I've got the condo all to myself. 354 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:07,839 Maybe we could go out sometime, have a little fondue. 355 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,701 Sure. Okay. 356 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,507 Bread, cheese... Oh, fantastic. 357 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,571 I'll call you. 358 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:22,405 Sue... Whoo! That was amazing. 359 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,745 Oh! You know, I have to admit... 360 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:28,650 At first when you suggested that I teach you a few steps... 361 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,654 I was hesitant. 362 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,520 You know, 'cause how horrible you were to me and the Glee kids... 363 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,186 when Figgins made you codirector. 364 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,422 Well, live and let learn, my friend. 365 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,522 That is ultimately what I got to. 366 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,762 It's nice not being at each other's throats. 367 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,894 You know, you're right. I... 368 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,940 Oh, gosh. I don't know how else to say this, but I'm in love. 369 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:53,774 - Really? - After one date, Sue Sylvester is in love. 370 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,279 E-9. 371 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:02,148 You sunk my battleship, Rod, and you sunk it hard. 372 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:08,588 You know, Sue, I like to swing. 373 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,762 I could be good with that. 374 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:17,268 Rod has invited me to the Second Annual Allen County Sickle-cell Anemia Dance-a-thon. 375 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,100 - Ooh. - And with your tutelage, Will... 376 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,869 we can take home that blue ribbon like two prize heifers in love. 377 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:26,809 I was wondering why you asked for dance lessons. 378 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,539 Oh, well, Erma just raved about you. 379 00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:30,877 Sue, I'm... I'm actually touched. 380 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,645 I mean, you seem so happy and... nice. 381 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:38,156 And you've been so cool with Quinn Fabray and her, you know, situation. 382 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,191 Mmm, yeah, well, she's just a confused kid... 383 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:42,783 and the least I can offer her is my compassion. 384 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,329 But, you, mister... 385 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,366 - Aw... - The Sue Sylvester who has been obsessed... 386 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:52,460 with sabotaging your every move is now just a distant memory. 387 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,303 - That's great, Sue. - Now all I feel for you is sympathy. 388 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,309 Whether it be for your sham of a marriage... 389 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:02,438 or the fact that Coach Tanaka's finally laying down the law with regard to Glee Club. 390 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,675 Wait. What? 391 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,878 Yeah. Tanaka-san's making the kids choose. 392 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:11,389 Come on. Let's be honest. What kid's gonna choose Glee Club over football? 393 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:14,323 It'd be ridiculous. 394 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,487 Hey, Ken, you wanna tell me what the hell's goin' on? 395 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,895 You know I had a standing Glee rehearsal on Thursday. 396 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,526 We sat down and worked out a schedule when some of your guys joined the club. 397 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,264 Circumstances have changed. 398 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,865 I have a serious morale issue with my team. It's my responsibility to fix it. 399 00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,375 Sorry if me doing my job interferes with your club. 400 00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:34,969 Ken, we've known each other for years. 401 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:38,277 Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants. 402 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:41,842 You know, let's get into what this is really about. 403 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,356 You're upset that I don't like your song for your wedding mash-up. 404 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,358 And you're right. It's not my place to have an opinion. 405 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,360 Why don't you just cut the crap, Will? 406 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,525 You're not that naive. This is not about a song. It's about my fiancée. 407 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,625 You and I, the whole world, knows that I'm just a consolation prize to you. 408 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,636 How do you think that makes me feel? 409 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:01,296 Emma's totally into you. 410 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,534 Emma is settling for me. 411 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,202 And I love her so much, I don't care. 412 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,111 But it doesn't mean I appreciate you comin' in with your Gene Kelly charm... 413 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,172 and gettin' high off of her fawning over you. 414 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:16,012 L-I have never intentionally encouraged Emma. 415 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:20,949 But I haven't discouraged her either. 416 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,995 You don't have to worry about it anymore though. 417 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,494 So, are we cool? 418 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:35,233 And I'll have my guys on Thursday again? 3:30? 419 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,572 So you keep your rehearsal. I'll keep my practice. 420 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:41,373 We'll let the kids decide who's first choice... 421 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:44,438 and who's a consolation prize. 422 00:24:56,161 --> 00:25:00,928 ...making Tommy Tune the first to win Tony gold in four categories. 423 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,092 Totally interesting. 424 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,898 You know, you never told me what you thought of my mash-up solo. 425 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:09,737 You're still missing the elusive high "B." That's a brass ring for a baritenor. 426 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,470 I had to work on it for weeks with Finn before he got it. 427 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,173 You're a great performer, Noah. 428 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:20,685 I just wanna say how proud I am to have you on my arm in front of the whole high school. 429 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,295 You're pretty good at this. 430 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,764 I've had a lot of practice. 431 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:38,234 You're actually a lot luckier than me and Quinn. Your head is shaved. 432 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:42,673 I'm really sorry I ever did this to you. 433 00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:44,834 It's okay. 434 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:48,004 No, it isn't. No one deserves this feeling. 435 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:51,947 You know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes... 436 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:55,180 or the way the Slushee drips all the way into your underpants. 437 00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:57,517 It's the humiliation. 438 00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:00,114 I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment. 439 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:02,455 Rachel... 440 00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:05,985 I'm sorry, but today when the clock chimes 3:30... 441 00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:11,859 You're choosing football over Glee, which means we probably can't be together anymore. 442 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:15,532 Yes. Damn, I feel like such a bad Jew. 443 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,483 Are you ready yet? We've only got an hour for lunch, Emma. 444 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,887 It's not like trying on a pair ofjeans, Will. 445 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,758 Well, it doesn't have to be perfect. Wejust have to see if you can dance in it. 446 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,565 Fits okay? 447 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:54,068 Yeah. Fits great. 448 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,306 Terrific. 449 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:09,217 Yeah, terrific. 450 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,690 Uh, so, should we see if you can dance in it? 451 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,932 Okay. 452 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:19,937 This is the instrumental version of your wedding song. 453 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,633 You can sing along if you want to. It'll help your footwork. 454 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,925 # I could have danced all night # 455 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:49,763 #I could have danced all night # 456 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:55,136 #And still have begged for more # 457 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:58,698 # I could have spread my wings # 458 00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:01,905 #And done a thousand things # 459 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:08,044 #I've never done before # 460 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:14,922 # I'll never know what made it so exciting # 461 00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:21,296 #Why all at once my heart took flight # 462 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:26,565 # I only know when he # 463 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,335 # Began to dance with me # 464 00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:35,471 # I could have danced danced, danced # 465 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:39,881 #All night # 466 00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:47,591 Yeah, you can dance in it. 467 00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:52,758 So, I gotta get goin'. Um... 468 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,459 Got the big showdown today at 3:30. and, uh... 469 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:59,094 I wanna make sure I'm there to support the kids, no matter what happens. 470 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:03,800 Wait, what showdown? I thought... I thought you and Sue had that last week. 471 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:07,140 Eh... Between me and your fiancé. 472 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:10,375 Uh, Ken's told all the football players in Glee... 473 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,349 that they have to choose between the club and the team. 474 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,613 And unless all the guys choose Glee... 475 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,212 it looks like we won't have enough members for sectionals. 476 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:21,816 - Then Glee is over. - I know. 477 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,028 Well, wish me luck. 478 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:35,565 Hey, guys. 479 00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:51,578 I guess they're not coming. I'm really sorry, guys. 480 00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:54,022 I can't believe this. I thought they were our friends. 481 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,026 How can they just abandon us? 482 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:09,501 Hi. I'm glad you made it. 483 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,701 You scared me. 484 00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:15,941 Good to see you, huh? 485 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:28,515 Are you... sure about this, Noah? 486 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:32,427 I mean, choosing us over the team means you might get a Slushee in your face every day. 487 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,062 Bring it. 488 00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:42,705 Where's Finn? 489 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:50,010 - Hey, fella. - Hey, man. 490 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,242 - You made the right decision. - What's up, dude? 491 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:01,221 Okay, let's huddle up. 492 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:24,003 Do it. 493 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,016 I really don't want to, honestly. 494 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,416 I know how picky you are about what products you use on your face. 495 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:32,422 But you've been getting so much pressure from the gorillas on the football team. 496 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,617 I guess they didn't appreciate me resigning from the team and choosing Glee. 497 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:37,752 Probably would have went over better if you didn't announce it in the showers. 498 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,797 You are not gonna Slushee on my man Kurt. 499 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:41,923 Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice. 500 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,491 He doesn't care about us losers anymore. 501 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,469 No, that's not true. It's just that if I don't do it... 502 00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,471 the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me. 503 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:51,133 Well, we can't have that, can we? 504 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:54,770 - What are you doin'? - It's called taking one for the team. 505 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:09,157 Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not... 506 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:12,060 any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you. 507 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:20,567 Someone get me to a day-spa stat! 508 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,219 - Ooh, hey, hey, hey. - Oh. Sue. 509 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,987 Rod. Andrea. 510 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:48,192 Uh, you aren't scheduled to tape another "Sue's Corner" until... tomorrow night. 511 00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:52,066 I came by special to show you my zoot suit. 512 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,434 I had it made for our dance competition. 513 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:58,373 But, uh, only the men wear those. 514 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,503 - Further embarrassed. - You're taking her? 515 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:04,514 - Not now, Andrea. - He took me last year. 516 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:07,107 We came in third. 517 00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:12,384 You didn't think that... we were... exclusive, did you? 518 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:15,018 It's the only way I do it, Rod. 519 00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:20,360 I can't be caged in, Sue. That's why I got my tiger tattoo. 520 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,763 Heck, even my wife understood that. 521 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,238 Are we still on for Saturday night? 522 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,570 No. 523 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,914 Hut! 524 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:53,521 - You miss it? - Hell, no. 525 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,996 Set, hut! 526 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,437 I hope you didn't choose Glee over football because of me. 527 00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:04,304 Why? 528 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,969 Because I don't think this relationship is gonna work out. 529 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,138 It's cool. I was gonna break up with you anyway. 530 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,108 - No, you weren't. - Yes, I was. 531 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,814 You won't even let me touch your boobs. 532 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,758 It's Finn, right? 533 00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:26,195 He's never gonna leave Quinn. Not with that baby in her belly. 534 00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:30,701 You like her, don't you? I can see you staring at her when I'm staring at Finn. 535 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:35,364 Is that why you joined Glee? To be closer to her? 536 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:40,270 Like I said, they're never breaking up. 537 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,437 God, what's the matter with me? 538 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:45,004 I'm a stud, and I can't even hold on to a chick like you? 539 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,541 No offense. Why don't girls like me? 540 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:51,520 Because you're kind of a jerk. No offense. 541 00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:55,287 I just think you want it too much... 542 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:58,226 which is something I can relate to. 543 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:00,059 I want everything too much. 544 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,899 Our relationship was built on a fantasy. 545 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:09,302 Like every other one in my life. 546 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:14,333 I think I just agreed to us being together because I thought it would make Finn jealous. 547 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,578 - I just hope we can still be friends. - We weren't friends before. 548 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:30,160 Hey, Finn, wanna have a catch? 549 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:32,696 - Sure. - Go long. 550 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,070 I'm not comin' back. 551 00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:46,267 These are the moments, Finn. They're the crossroads. 552 00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:49,177 They're the ones you look back at when you get old and think "what if?" 553 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:54,182 I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life... 554 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:59,087 unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or somethin'. 555 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,456 No. You're right. 556 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,961 Life's a series of choices. 557 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:09,557 Big combination of moments... little ones that add up to big ones... 558 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:13,229 that create who you are. 559 00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:17,566 You're lettin' other people make those choices for you, Finn. 560 00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:21,077 You're letting them decide who you're gonna be. 561 00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,272 People you're not even gonna know in three years. 562 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,281 People whose names you're gonna forget... 563 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,044 when you run into them in the hardware store. 564 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:29,643 You don't understand the kind of pressure I'm under. 565 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,654 Yes, I do. 566 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:35,715 Because of all the students I've ever had, you remind me the most of me. 567 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,889 Come back to Glee, Finn. 568 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,025 It's where you belong. 569 00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,951 Hey, Coach. Can I talk to you about somethin'? 570 00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:04,146 - You got an itch down there or somethin'? - What? 571 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,315 No. Uh... 572 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,257 - I'm the quarterback, right? The leader. - Sure. 573 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:16,198 Well, all this stuff about having to choose between Glee and football... 574 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:18,201 is making it hard for me to lead. 575 00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:24,700 Leaders are supposed to see things that other guys don't. 576 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,972 Right? Like they can imagine a future where things are better. 577 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,343 Like Thomas Jefferson or that kid from the Terminator movies. 578 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:40,447 I see a future where it's cool to be in Glee Club. 579 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:45,223 Where you can play football and sing and dance and no one gets down on you for it. 580 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,460 Where the more different you are the better. 581 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:56,931 I guess what I'm tryin' to say is... 582 00:37:57,008 --> 00:38:00,034 I don't wanna have to choose between them anymore. 583 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:04,476 It's not cool. 584 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:20,320 Hey, about that Thursday practice. It's, uh, canceled indefinitely. 585 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,832 I got... stuff I gotta do that time. 586 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,164 Laundry, things like that. 587 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:28,865 Oh. Sweet. 588 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,200 Finn. 589 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,508 Tell Puckerman and the other guys too, will you? 590 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:40,107 Sure. Thanks, Coach. 591 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,114 Schuester! 592 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:48,522 - Yeah. - I'll need to see that set list for sectionals after all. 593 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,652 I want it on my desk warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.m. 594 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:56,029 And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. 595 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,466 I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. 596 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:02,370 And then on some dark, cold night I will steal a way into your home... 597 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,704 and punch you in the face. 598 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,212 - Hey, Sue. - What? 599 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,373 - Didn't work out with Rod? - No, it did not. 600 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,680 Q, take off those sunglasses. 601 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:18,381 I wanna look in your eyes when I give you this piece of business. 602 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:21,857 You're off the Cheerios. I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad. 603 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:24,258 You're a disgrace. 604 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,242 Hey. 605 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,176 Hey. 606 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:47,582 I wanted to talk to you about your wedding mash-up. 607 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:51,617 I've been workin' really hard on it and... 608 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,449 I just can't get those two songs to go together. 609 00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:58,791 Yeah. That's because they don't. 610 00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:02,625 We both know that. 611 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,596 They're both good songs though. 612 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,842 Great ones. 613 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:20,679 Will, um, I just wanted to say, uh... 614 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,945 Thank you... 615 00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:26,956 for the dance lessons. 616 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:45,306 So, what do you think about my welcome back gift to the club, huh, guys? 617 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:48,872 Thanks for the Slushees, Finn. They're delicious. 618 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,006 And loaded with empty calories. You know why they call them Slushees? 619 00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:53,913 Because your butt looks like one if you have too many of them. 620 00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:57,715 I'd like to propose a toast. To Mr. Schue. 621 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,154 You were right about Glee Club and football bein' a killer combination. 622 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:08,064 Mr. Schue, I am sorry to report... 623 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,999 that we've all been remiss about completing our assignment this week. 624 00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:14,265 Yeah, none of us could find a good groove for "Bust a Move." 625 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:16,272 And I personally feel like a failure. 626 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:19,707 Well, that's okay, guys. Because I feel like the lesson landed. 627 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:21,677 And that's what's important. 628 00:41:21,745 --> 00:41:26,876 And we are glad to have you back, Finn. 629 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:30,682 - You okay, Quinn? - Do I look okay? 630 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:36,021 I'm devastated. Now that I'm off the Cheerios, I'll start every day with a Slushee facial. 631 00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:40,086 That's okay if that happens, Quinn, because there are 11 of your friends right here... 632 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,361 - who are gonna be more than happy to help clean you off. - Yeah. Whoo! 633 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:45,026 That's right, girl. 634 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,598 Mmm, brain freeze. 635 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,268 I can't imagine gettin' hit in the kisser with one of these. 636 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:58,574 You've never been hit by a Slushee before, Mr. Schue? 637 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:00,207 Um... 638 00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:04,376 All right, guys. 639 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,123 We're a team. 640 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:10,557 Bring it on. Gimme your best shot. 641 00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:15,793 One, two, three. 642 00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:23,429 Oh. All right. From the top.