1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,268 - #I was falling in love # - # Yeah, yeah # 2 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,330 #Set me free why don't you, babe # 3 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:12,105 # You just keep me hangin'on # 4 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:15,341 #Oh, oh, yeah It's about that time # 5 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,645 # Yeah # 6 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:19,150 #Back-Back-Back-Back-Back-Back Back, come on # 7 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,811 #Hey, girl You can do it # 8 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,548 #Just kick your back into it # 9 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:24,055 #Just kick your # 10 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,649 #Go, go, go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go # 11 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:34,260 - You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard. - 12 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,638 Guys. 13 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:49,809 Making some new friends, Kurt? 14 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,680 He sure is, Mr. Schue. 15 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:54,720 Hey, Finn. You still owe me that report on... 16 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,154 - What? - What you did last summer. 17 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,454 Almost halfway done with almost all of it, Mr. Schue. 18 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,859 - It's "Hammer time." - Please. This is from MarcJacobs's new collection. 19 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,419 Wait. 20 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,597 Okay. 21 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,866 # You're a shining star # 22 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,464 #No matter who you are # 23 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,477 #Shining bright to see # 24 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,912 # What you can truly be What you can truly be # 25 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:42,496 - #Shining star come into view # - ¿Cómo está usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo. 26 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,697 ¿Cómo está usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo. 27 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,040 Bueno. Bueno. 28 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,583 #Shining star for you to see # 29 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:00,050 # What your life can truly be ## 30 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:07,589 #Where is love # 31 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,628 # Is love # 32 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:15,464 - # Does it fall from skies above # - #Ooh # 33 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:18,561 # Is it underneath # 34 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,129 #The willow tree # 35 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:27,635 #That I've been dreaming of # 36 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,079 Where's the coffeepot? 37 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,316 Figgins got rid of it. Budget cuts. 38 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:40,791 You know, I know for a fact that they are still getting hot java at Carver. 39 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:43,693 We should strike. 40 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:46,732 Hello, boys. Who needs a pick-me-up? 41 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:49,233 - Wow. Lattes. - Yeah. I'm a bit of a coffee snob. 42 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:52,237 Now, the key to a perfect latte... 43 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,637 is in the temperature of the steamed milk. 44 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:56,436 - I like mine scalding. - Wow. 45 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,374 - Hi, Emma. - Hey, Ken. 46 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,935 - Will, hi. - Hey. 47 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,677 - What's with all the lattes? - Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful... 48 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:08,278 that Figgins cut the coffee budget to pay for a nutritionist for the "Cheerios." 49 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:11,755 Yeah. I heard you guys went, like, $600 over budget on that. 50 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:16,158 My performers didn't get on Fox Sports Net last year because they ate at Bacon Junction. 51 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,493 Since when are cheerleaders performers? 52 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:23,825 Your resentment is delicious. 53 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,565 Well, I have a "phoner" in a couple minutes... 54 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,335 That's an interview on the telephone with a major media outlet. 55 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,071 I'll probably do it on my iRhone. 56 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:36,081 - Enjoy. - Thanks a lot, Sue. 57 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,108 I missed you at the, uh... 58 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,778 singles mixer last weekend, Emma. 59 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,448 Yeah, I know. A big pipe exploded in my building. 60 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,992 It was wild. I hate those mixer things though. Don't you? 61 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,790 I mean, it's like a big meat market. It's just... Ew. 62 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,830 I did give my number to a fireman though. 63 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,923 But he hasn't called. 64 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,434 There's someone out there for everyone. I wouldn't even sweat it. 65 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:04,442 Mmm. Hey, did you hear that Sandy Ryerson got fired? 66 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:08,207 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 67 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,647 - Who's gonna take over Glee Club? - I don't know. 68 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,652 I'd like to take over Glee Club. 69 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,188 You want to captain the Titanic too? 70 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,783 I think I can make it great again. There is no joy in these kids. 71 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,555 They feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a MySpace page. 72 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:26,656 Sixty bucks a month. That's what I need to keep this program up. 73 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,701 A-A-And you... you expect me to pay it? 74 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,793 Well, I'm certainly not going to pay for it. 75 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,930 We're not talking about Cheerios here, Will. 76 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,168 They were on Fox Sports Net last year. 77 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:39,268 When Glee Club starts bringing that kind of prestige to the school again... 78 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,869 you can have all the money you want. 79 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,505 Until then, 60 bucks a month... 80 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,813 and you've got to use the costumes and props we already have. 81 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:49,321 But we need the stools for wood shop. 82 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,651 Hiding the $60 a month from my wife, Terri, was gonna be hard. 83 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:59,130 But I had a bigger problem. How was I gonna get these kids motivated? 84 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:01,758 One thing I knew for sure... we needed a new name. 85 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,894 New Directions! 86 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,400 My name is Mercedes Jones, and I'm singing... 87 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:14,503 # R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me # 88 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,710 # R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care ofT.C.B. # 89 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,618 #Oh, hey, baby # 90 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,087 # Yeah ## 91 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,250 Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane." 92 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,160 #Cellophane Mr. Cellophane # 93 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:34,188 #Should've been my name Mr. Cellophane # 94 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,701 #'Cause you can look right through me # 95 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,794 #Walk right by me # 96 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:42,568 #And never know I'm there # 97 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,667 # Never even # 98 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:52,742 # Know # 99 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,447 #I'm there ## 100 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:01,323 Tina C. "I Kissed a Girl." 101 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:05,160 # It's not what I'm used to # 102 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:08,394 #Just wanna try you on # 103 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,527 # I'm curious # 104 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:14,801 # For you caught my attention # 105 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:18,435 # I kissed a girl and liked it # 106 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,343 Hi. My name is Rachel Berry... 107 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:26,442 and I'll be singing "On My Own" from the seminal Broadway classic Les Mis. 108 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,248 Fantastic. Let's hear it. 109 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,188 #On my own # 110 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:35,819 # Pretending he's beside me # 111 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,329 You might laugh because every time I sign my name... 112 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,423 I put a gold star after it. 113 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,866 But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. 114 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:46,427 My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star. 115 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,175 And just so we're clear, I want to clear up that hateful rumor... 116 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,046 that I was the one who turned that closet case Sandy Ryerson in... 117 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,483 because he gave Hank Saunders the solo I deserved. 118 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,884 That's cockapoopie. 119 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:04,752 He was touching Hank, caressing him. 120 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:08,157 It was so wrong! 121 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,691 I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. 122 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,533 See, I was born out oflove. 123 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:22,540 My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and I.Q. 124 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:26,009 Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. 125 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,239 To this day, we don't know which one is my real dad... 126 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,339 which I think is pretty amazing. 127 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:32,577 My dads spoiled me in the arts. 128 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,086 I was given dance lessons, vocal lessons... 129 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,622 anything to give me a competitive edge. 130 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:44,724 You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this... 131 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:48,824 but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date. 132 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:52,928 I try to post a MySpace video every day just to keep my talent alive and growing. 133 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:57,704 - #W ithout him # - Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor. 134 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,575 Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. 135 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:04,173 And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that no one's just gonna hand it to you. 136 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,411 # I love him # 137 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:11,321 # But every day I'm learning # 138 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,915 #A II my life # 139 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:19,226 # I've only been pretending # 140 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:25,100 #Without me his world will go on turning # 141 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,469 #Aworld that's full of happiness # 142 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:36,073 # That I have never known # 143 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,588 # I love him # 144 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,985 # I love him # 145 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:54,259 # I love him # 146 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:58,531 # But only on my # 147 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:04,167 #Own # 148 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,108 Very nice, Rachel. 149 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,476 When do we start rehearsals? 150 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,245 - #A nd I said to myself sit down # - #Said to myself, sit down # 151 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,946 - #Sit down, you're rockin' the boat # - Bigger hands. Big hands. 152 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,683 #Sit down You're rockin' the boat # 153 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,782 #And the devil will drag you under # 154 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,451 # By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat # 155 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:23,085 #Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down # 156 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,153 #Sit down You're rockin' the boat # 157 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,632 #Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat # 158 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,761 #Sit down, you're rockin' Sit down, sit down, sit down You're rockin' the boat # 159 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:33,805 #Sit down # 160 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,773 #You're rockin' # 161 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:39,299 #The boat # 162 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,216 - We suck. - Uh... It... 163 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,308 It'll get there. We... We just need to keep rehearsing. 164 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,445 Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give... 165 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,719 the lead solo in " Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair? 166 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,659 I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance. 167 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,925 There's nothing ironic about show choirl 168 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,625 Rachel. 169 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:03,691 Rachel! 170 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,333 That's sloppy! 171 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:13,037 You're sloppy, babies! It's just disgraceful! 172 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,909 And I want the agony out of your eyesl 173 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:18,212 Uh-uh, Lance. Don't you start cryingl 174 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:22,550 You are the weak link, pall How does it feel to be the weak link, huh? 175 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,523 - That can't feel very good. - You changed out of your costume. 176 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,525 I'm tired of being laughed at. 177 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,898 You're the best kid in there, Rachel. That comes with a price. 178 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:37,094 Look, I know I'm just a sophomore. But I can feel the clock ticking away... 179 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,569 and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it. 180 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,937 You get great grades. You're a fantastic singer. 181 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,737 Everybody hates me. 182 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,777 You think Glee Club is gonna change that? 183 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,143 Being great at something is going to change it. 184 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,445 Being a part of something special makes you special, right? 185 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,915 I need a male lead who can keep up with me vocally. 186 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,182 - Maybe I can coach Artie a little. I... - Look, Mr. Schue... 187 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,917 I appreciate what you're trying to do. 188 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,391 But if you can't give me what I need, then I'm sorry. 189 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:04,827 I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself. 190 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,297 I can't keep wasting my time with Glee. 191 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,698 It hurts too much. 192 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,135 Schuesterl 193 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:14,069 Figgins wants ya! 194 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,877 But we just started rehearsals. 195 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:23,244 My hands are tied, Schue. I need the auditorium. 196 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:26,307 Alcoholics Anonymous wants to rent it out for their afternoon meetings. 197 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,286 Lots of drunks in this town. They're paying me 10 bucks a head. 198 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,448 If we show at Regionals, Glee stays. 199 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,458 If not, the bar is open in the auditorium. 200 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,552 What is it with you and this club? You've got only five kids. 201 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,826 - One of them's a cripple! - Then I guess you've got nothing to worry about. 202 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,829 - Fine. - Yes! 203 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,669 But you're running detention for free to make it up to me. 204 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,176 Deal. 205 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,443 You put your hands in the corners like this. 206 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,951 - Okay? - I can't do it. 207 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,647 I'm dyslexic. 208 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,816 Maybe I should just stick to towels and washcloths. 209 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,917 Howard, if you can't fold a fitted sheet, you cannot work at Sheets 'N' Things. 210 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,428 Associate return. 211 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,227 Go. Make sure they have a receipt. 212 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:19,004 Someone looks beautiful today. Hi. 213 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,198 - You look very handsome. - Thank you. 214 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,339 - Roast beef on pumpernickel. Your favorite. - Ohh! 215 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,640 - Oh, does it have mayo? - Yeah. 216 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,613 Will, if my diabetes comes back, I can't get pregnant. 217 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,809 - I... - What is wrong with you? 218 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,818 Well, I wanted to tell you... 219 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:37,117 that I'm gonna have to start workin' late for the next couple months. 220 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,953 - I'm, uh, monitoring after-school detention. - What? 221 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,960 I had to make a deal with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club. 222 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:46,020 But, Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here. 223 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,692 Now I have to go home and I have to cook dinner for myself? 224 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,862 This lady wants to return these sheets. 225 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,997 But something tells me we've got another bed wetter. 226 00:12:55,074 --> 00:13:00,068 Do you see what I have to deal with here, hmm? 227 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,910 God, hasn't she ever heard of a diaper? 228 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,349 Of course towels have a thread count, Mr... 229 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,545 Sheets 'N' Things! 230 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,715 What do you do? I read catalogsl I know these things. 231 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,784 Anything under a 400-thread count and I could break out in impetigol 232 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,058 It's simple to understand! William? 233 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,065 Sandy? Hey! 234 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,761 Well, hello. How are things? 235 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,600 I hear you have taken over Glee Club. 236 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:29,505 Yeah. I hope you're not too upset. 237 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,066 Are you kidding? Getting out of that swirling eddy of despair... 238 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,078 best thing that ever happened to me. 239 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,041 Don't get me wrong. It wasn't easy at first. 240 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:42,019 Being dismissed. And for what I was accused of? 241 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:45,614 My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me. 242 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,251 Oh, God. Don't you love a good monkey? 243 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,091 It took me weeks to get over my nervous breakdown. 244 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,599 - Did they put you on medication? - Better. Medical marijuana. 245 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,862 It's genius! 246 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,734 I just tell my Dr. Feelgood I'm having trouble sleeping... 247 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,296 and he gives me all of it I want. 248 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,638 I'm finding the whole system quite lucrative. 249 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:08,612 - You're a drug dealer? - Oh, yeah. Make five times more than when I was a teacher. 250 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,947 I keep some for myself and then I take money baths in the rest. 251 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,713 Who-Who do you sell it to? 252 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,289 You want in? 253 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,295 Uh, no. I tried it once in college. 254 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,297 But Terri and I are trying to get pregnant. 255 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,595 - I do my own packaging. - Sandy, no... 256 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,601 And the first sample is free. Come on. 257 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,729 You are the one coaching those tone-deaf acne factories. You're gonna need it. 258 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,468 What? This looks like barf. 259 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,806 Okay? I have to do everything myself. 260 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,903 Call me. Come on. 261 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,677 What's the matter with you? Scary. 262 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,311 Hey, Sue. C-Can I have a sec? 263 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,187 Sure, buddy. Come on in. 264 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,927 Eew! 265 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,827 Hey, Emma. You got a second? 266 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,871 - What is that? Gum? - Uh-huh. 267 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,600 So you want to talk to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club? 268 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,369 Well, I need more kids... Performers. 269 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,535 And all the best ones are in the Cheerios. 270 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,545 Lfigured some of them might want to double up. 271 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:18,174 Okay. So what you're doing right now is called blurring the lines. 272 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,708 High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. 273 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:25,553 Your jocks, your popular kids, up in the penthouse. 274 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:30,493 The invisibles and the kids playing live-action druids and trolls out in the forest... 275 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,496 bottom floor. 276 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,623 And... where do the Glee kids lie? 277 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,827 Sub-basement. 278 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,735 Sue's not wrong. But I don't think anything's set in stone. 279 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:44,071 I mean, kids are gonna do what they think is cool, which is not always who they are. 280 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:47,476 - You just need to find a way to get them out of their boxes. - Well, how do I do that? 281 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:50,709 They follow the leader. If you can get a couple of the popular kids to sign up... 282 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,478 the rest will fall right in line. 283 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,486 - I just want to talk to them. - I don't know, dude. 284 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,216 I can't see any of my guys wanting to join the Glee Club. 285 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,724 Last month, they held down one of their teammates, shaved off his eyebrows... 286 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,727 just because he watched Grey's Anatomy. 287 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,424 - Look, all I'm looking for is an introduction. - Fine. 288 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,592 You gotta put a good word in for me with Emma. 289 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,069 - There you go, Cinderella. - Thank you. 290 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:19,668 I have trouble with things like that. The, um... The messy things. 291 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,713 Yeah. 292 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,873 It's really nice how much you care about Glee. 293 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,076 About the kids. 294 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,279 If you really care about these kids, you'll leave well enough alone. 295 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,220 Children like to know where they stand. 296 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,191 So let your little Glee kids have their little club. 297 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:38,025 But don't pretend that any of them are something they're not. 298 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,768 Circle upl 299 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,137 Now Mr. Schuester is gonna talk to you. 300 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,611 You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps. 301 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,943 Got it? They're all yours, Will. 302 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,040 Thanks, Ken. Hey, guys. How you doing? 303 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:02,611 I think I recognize some of you from Spanish class. But, uh, I'm... 304 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,714 I'm here today to talk to you about something different. Uh, music. 305 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,922 Glee Club needs guys. 306 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,931 I can sing. 307 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,058 Really? That's fantastic. 308 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,467 - You wanna hear? - Yeah. 309 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,311 Oh, yeah! 310 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,283 Laps. 311 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,451 I'm gonna put the sign-up sheet at the door. So if anyone wants to sign up, please... 312 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,688 Thank you. 313 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,094 Dismissedl Ruck, in my office in five minutes. 314 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,127 You been sleeping okay? Your eyes look a little bloodshot. 315 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,695 I got allergies. 316 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:58,038 Okay, buddy. Thanks again. 317 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,145 I honestly thought that was the end of the very brief... 318 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,846 fever dream that was New Directions. 319 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,756 #Even as I wander, I'm keepin'you in sight # 320 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,294 # You're a candle in the window # 321 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:19,125 #On a cold, dark winter's night # 322 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:27,071 #And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might # 323 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:31,075 #And I can't fight this feelin' anymore # 324 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,408 I suddenly realized why I had wanted to do this thing in the first place. 325 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,881 # I'd forgotten what I'd started fighting for # 326 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,078 It was seeing the gift in a kid that they didn't even know they had. 327 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,917 #And I can't fight this feelin' anymore # 328 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,890 It was pure talent. 329 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,223 # If I have to crawl upon your floor # 330 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,092 #Come crashing through your door # 331 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,930 #Baby, I can't fight this feelin'anymore ## 332 00:18:56,001 --> 00:19:00,700 What I did then was the blackest moment of my life. 333 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,566 You want to tell me how long you've had a drug problem? 334 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,612 I don't even know who the chronic lady is. 335 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:11,672 Look, if it were up to me, we wouldn't have mandatory biweekly locker checks. 336 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,718 But I've never seen that before, Mr. Schue. I swear. It's not mine! 337 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,878 I'll pee in a cup! 338 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,787 - I'll pee. - Look, it wouldn't make any difference. 339 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,553 Rossession is eight-tenths of the law. 340 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:25,563 I'm pretty sure that much pot is a felony. Yeah. 341 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,792 Look, you'll get kicked out of school. 342 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,390 You'll lose your football scholarship. 343 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,437 Wait, I... I had a football scholarship? To-To where? 344 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,098 - You could land in prison, son. - Oh, my God. 345 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,268 Please, don't tell my mom. 346 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:42,541 Look, I see a lot of myself in you, Finn. 347 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:47,017 I know what it's like to struggle to make good life choices. 348 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:50,418 And I don't want to see you throw away everything you have to offer the world. 349 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,493 I just expected more out of you, Finn. 350 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,496 That really got to me when Mr. Schuester said that. 351 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:02,398 Because every day of my life, I expect more out of myself. 352 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,401 See, I might look confident and everything. 353 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:08,633 But I really struggle with the same thing other kids do. Reer pressure, backne. 354 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:16,446 I never knew my dad. He died in Iraq when we were fighting Osama bin Laden the first time. 355 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,117 Hold on, hold on. Finn! Finn! Finn! 356 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,119 Rleasel I'm on the phone. 357 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,122 I just want to trade next Saturday's shift for this Saturday... 358 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,953 because Finn's got a parents'night for Cub Scouts. 359 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,425 My mom and me, we're real close. 360 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,428 But being a single parent can be hard. 361 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:36,695 The only good time for Mom was when we splurged a little bit and ordered Emerald Dreams. 362 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,759 Darren was good to her. 363 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,998 And he was cool about letting me hang out. 364 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:47,105 #You make me weep # 365 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,849 #And wanna die # 366 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,876 - #Just when... # - That was the first time I really "heard"music. 367 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,888 #You said we'd try # 368 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:01,187 # Lovin', touchin' # 369 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,856 - #Squeezin' # - Man, it set my soul on fire. 370 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,297 # Each other # 371 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,200 You got a voice, buddy. 372 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,070 Seriously, if I had that voice, my band would still be together. 373 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,739 Stick with it! 374 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:23,406 My mom took it real hard when Darren left her for that girl he met at Ric 'N'Save. 375 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,144 # With someone else # 376 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,746 #Lovin', touchin', squeezin'# 377 00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,759 #Each other # 378 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:39,695 #Now it's your turn, girl, to cry # 379 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,928 #Na, na, na-na-na-na # 380 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:47,062 It was at that moment I decided to do whatever it took to make my mom proud of me... 381 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,937 make her feel all her sacrifice was worth it. 382 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,873 We have two options here. 383 00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:55,470 I'm running detention now, so you can do six weeks after school. 384 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,573 But that's gonna remain on your permanent record. 385 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,151 What's the other option, Mr. Schue? 386 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:09,450 # I got chills They're multiplyin' # 387 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:13,191 #And I'm losin'control # 388 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:18,464 #'Cause the power you're supplyin' # 389 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,164 # It's electrifyin' # 390 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:22,297 - #Y ou better shape up # - # Doo, doo, doo # 391 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:25,707 - #' Cause I need a man # - # Doo, doo, doo # 392 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:28,974 - # But my heart is set on you # - #A nd my heart is set on you # 393 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:33,416 #You better shape up You better understand # 394 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,387 #To my heart I must be true # 395 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:40,448 - # Nothin' left # - # Nothin' left for me to do # 396 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:44,791 - #Y ou're the one that I want # - #You are the one I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey # 397 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,559 - #T he one that I want # - Oh, hell to the no! 398 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,362 Look, I'm not down with this background singing nonsense! 399 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,835 I'm Beyoncé! I ain't no Kelly Rowland. 400 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,498 Okay, look, Mercedes. It's just one song. 401 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,940 And it's the first time we've been kind of good. 402 00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,635 Okay. You're good, white boy. I'll give you that. 403 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,979 But you better bring it. Let's run it again. 404 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,576 All right. Let's do it. From the top. 405 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,654 You usually don't let me in your craft room. 406 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,489 Isn't this fun? And challenging? 407 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,495 Every Wednesday we're gonna have puzzle night... 408 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,999 because I know how important it is for you to have a creative outlet. 409 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,771 You know, the kids have been working so hard. 410 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,774 I was thinking about taking them on a field trip next Saturday. 411 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:32,935 Carmel High's performing a showcase down in Akron. 412 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,275 Carmel's gonna be the team to beat at Regionals... 413 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,680 and I was wondering if you might want to come chaperone with me. 414 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,481 - On Saturday? Oh, I can't. - Oh. 415 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,887 I had to pick up an extra shift at work, Will. We're living paycheck to paycheck. 416 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:48,949 How much of that paycheck goes to your Pottery Barn credit card? 417 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:52,053 I don't know what you're talking about. 418 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:54,492 Don't go in the Christmas closet! 419 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,467 I was looking for my jacket the other day. Come on! 420 00:23:57,536 --> 00:24:01,370 - We cannot afford this stuff, Terri! - But we could, Will! 421 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,342 Yes, I am a shoo-in to be promoted during the Christmas week at Sheets 'N' Things! 422 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:09,176 I reek of management potential! And they're hiring at H.W. Menken! 423 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:12,842 My passion is teaching, Terri! For the last time, I don't want to be an accountant! 424 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:17,252 Dr. Phil said people could change. It's not a bad thing to want a real life, Will. 425 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:19,790 And to have a glue gun that works! 426 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:27,030 You know, it's really hard for me not having the things that I need. 427 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:30,590 Oh! And you need three mahogany toilet brush holders? 428 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,728 They're Balinese! 429 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:37,264 It is not a bad thing to want things, Will. 430 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,071 I understand your interest in these kids, Will. 431 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,740 I really do. Yeah. 432 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,943 It's your way of recapturing your glory days. 433 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:49,179 But I'm not the high school cheerleader anymore... 434 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,188 and you are not the golden boy. 435 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:54,384 High school's over for both of us. 436 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,295 It's time that you move on. 437 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,103 You're the quarterbackl 438 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:50,739 - Coach, it's temporary... - No! I don't want to hear it! 439 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:53,409 You make a decision. Either you're a football player or you're a singerl 440 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:58,120 Hey, what's going on? 441 00:25:58,189 --> 00:26:01,352 Oh, it's... I just... I have to miss practice Saturday afternoon. 442 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:05,362 It's, uh, my mom. I gotta help her cook and, uh, do things. 443 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:07,364 Why? 444 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,366 She just had, uh, surgery. 445 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,368 What kind of surgery? 446 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:15,099 Uh, well, she, uh, had to have her prostate out. 447 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,107 Man, that's a tough break. 448 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,166 Yeah. It's, uh, engorged. 449 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,612 You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard! 450 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,548 You stole my quarterback. 451 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,714 Okay, look, Finn's got a great voice. 452 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,724 He just wants to express himself. 453 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,489 - You're screwing up my life. - Okay, Ken? You hate football. 454 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,757 What's this really about? 455 00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:43,195 Hey, M&M. 456 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,726 So, I got tickets to monster trucks this weekend. 457 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,706 - Loge tickets. - No, thanks. Not my thing. 458 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,642 Truckzilla vs. Truckosaurus. And get this... the trucks breathe fire. 459 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:57,546 Ken, look, you know how every time you ask me out, I tell you I'm on my period? 460 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,676 - Which doesn't bother me. - Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches. 461 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:02,743 Or I'm allergic to nighttime. 462 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,880 Those things? Not really true. 463 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,652 - I'm just not interested in dating you... - Shh. 464 00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:12,322 How do I get you... into my hatchback? 465 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:15,366 Okay, Ken, fine. Make me say it. I like somebody else. 466 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:19,870 Nothing I can do about it because they're unavailable, so I have to deal with that, but... 467 00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,610 You're right. I'm overreacting. 468 00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:30,170 - The herd will take care of it. - The herd? 469 00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:32,011 The student body. 470 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,917 The second someone tries to rise above, be different, herd pulls 'em back in. 471 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,251 So... Oh, and by the way... 472 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,850 thanks for putting a good word in for me with Emma, buddy. 473 00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:44,724 I guess you just want her for yourself, huh? 474 00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:48,630 Adios, amigo. 475 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,240 - You're very talented. - Really? 476 00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:58,241 Yeah. 477 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:01,107 I would know. I'm very talented too. 478 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,608 I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. 479 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,618 You, the hot male lead... 480 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:11,383 and me, the stunning young ingenue everyone roots for. 481 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,254 Well, I, uh, have a girlfriend. 482 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:16,759 Really? Who? 483 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,762 Quinn Fabray. 484 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,764 Cheerleader Quinn Fabray? 485 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,959 The president of the celibacy club? 486 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,171 Wait. 487 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,980 Let's pray. 488 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,781 #Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no # 489 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:46,290 For almost four months now. She's cool. 490 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:49,520 I wonder if they have Sour Patch Kids. 491 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,821 Those kielbasas look like they've been there a while. 492 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,833 Do you want to go halfsies on a P.B. And J? 493 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,528 - That sounds perfect. - Yeah? 494 00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:00,230 Yeah. Let's go. 495 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,170 Sorry. Excuse me. 496 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,540 I haven't had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in... a really long time. 497 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:08,909 - Really? - Yeah. My wife's allergic to nuts. 498 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:12,006 Oh. Oh. Well, that's really sweet though. 499 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,017 Not eating something because she can't. 500 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,643 - Oh. Yeah. - It's very nice. 501 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,654 Oh, that's really noisy. 502 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,383 But they're clean. 503 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:21,186 - Oh, my gosh. - There you go. 504 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,817 - How, um... - Mmm. 505 00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,589 How long have you two been married? 506 00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:26,323 Mmm, five years last March. 507 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,989 - Really? Mmm. - Yeah. 508 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:30,000 But we've been together since high school. 509 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,002 She was my first girlfriend, actually. 510 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,004 Was it love at first sight? 511 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:35,937 For me it was. 512 00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:39,704 I don't know. She used to be filled with so much joy. 513 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,973 And now? 514 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:44,981 Ah, showtime. 515 00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:47,984 - You don't want to hear about my marital problems. - No, I do. 516 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:52,148 I do... I'd love to hear... You... I'm not happy that you have marital problems. 517 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:55,659 - People talk to me a lot because I'm a guidance counselor. - Okay, here's the thing. 518 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:58,662 - Terri rides me hard, and I've always appreciated it. - Mm-hmm. 519 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:01,665 Lfigure she just wants me to be better, you know? 520 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,668 But lately, though, I keep asking myself, better at what? 521 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,671 Making money? Being upwardly mobile? Thank you. 522 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,674 I don't know. I love her. Don't get me wrong. 523 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,677 - But we just gotta get back on the same page. - Did you like the sandwich? 524 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,236 Oh, my God. It's, like, the best I've ever had. 525 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,408 Hey, guys. So this is supposed to be our "competition." 526 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,510 But I honestly don't think that they've got the talent that we've got. 527 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,420 But let's be a good audience. Give them some of that old McKinley High respect. 528 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,720 Rlease give a warm Buckeye State welcome... 529 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:33,424 to last year's regional champion, Vocal Adrenalinel 530 00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:42,637 #Ohio # 531 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:44,971 #Ohio # 532 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:50,606 #Ohio # 533 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,116 #They tried to make me go to rehab # 534 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:56,779 # But I said no, no, no # 535 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,619 #Yes, I've been black but when I come back # 536 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,283 #You'll know, know, know # 537 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:05,385 # I ain't got the time # 538 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,455 #And if my daddy thinks I'm fine # 539 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,398 # He'll try to make me go to rehab # 540 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:13,164 # But I won't go, go, go # 541 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:16,902 # I'd rather be at home # 542 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:20,308 - #W ith Ray # - #W ith Ray # 543 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:24,080 # I ain't got 70 days # 544 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,908 - #' Cause there's nothin' # - # Nothin' # 545 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:30,181 # Nothin' you can teach me # 546 00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:32,450 #Ah-ah-ahhh # 547 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,013 - #T hat I can't learn # - # I can't learn # 548 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:36,492 # From Mr. Hathaway # 549 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,791 #Yeah, yeah-eah # 550 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,661 # I didn't get a lot in class # 551 00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:47,135 - # But I know it don't come # - # Don't come # 552 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:50,606 # In a shot glass # 553 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,802 #They tried to make me go to rehab # 554 00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:55,812 # But I said no, no, no # 555 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,179 #Yes, I been black but when I come back # 556 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,184 #You'll know, know, know # 557 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:04,981 - # I ain't got the time # - # No time # 558 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,786 #And if my daddy thinks I'm fine # 559 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,690 # He'll try to make me go to rehab # 560 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,527 # But I won't go, go, go # 561 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:22,036 We're d-d-doomed. 562 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:43,423 Chicks don't have prostates. 563 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:46,019 I looked it up. You broke the rules. 564 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:48,361 For that, you must be punished. 565 00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:52,064 Wait, wait, wait. 566 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,570 Wait, y-you've got the power here. 567 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,368 Y-You don't have to do this! 568 00:33:06,884 --> 00:33:08,875 There's my baby. 569 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,484 Wow, honey. 570 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:15,048 This is amazing. What... What's the congratulations for? 571 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,117 The kids haven't won anything yet. 572 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,188 I'm pregnant. 573 00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:26,431 - Really? - Yeah! 574 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,597 Terri, don't mess with me. 575 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,607 Oh, my God. This is amazing! 576 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,575 We're gonna be a family. 577 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:35,009 Oh, my God! 578 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:41,143 Oh, I can't believe it. 579 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,291 You're leaving us? When? 580 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,921 I've given my two-weeks notice. 581 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:55,898 But I promise I'm gonna find you guys a great replacement before I go. 582 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:59,903 Is this 'cause those Carmel kids were so good? Because we can work harder. 583 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:04,169 This isn't fair, Mr. Schuester. We can't do this without you. 584 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:08,406 So does that mean that I don't have to be in the club anymore, or... 585 00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:11,677 Look, this isn't about you guys. 586 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:15,651 Being an adult is about having to make difficult choices. 587 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,654 It's not like high school. 588 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,089 Sometimes you have to give up the things that you love. 589 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:25,360 One day you guys are gonna grow up and understand that. 590 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:31,365 I have... loved being your teacher. 591 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:25,522 #All my bags are packed # 592 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:27,387 # I'm ready to go # 593 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,255 # I'm standing here # 594 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,192 #Outside your door # 595 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,890 # I hate to wake you up # 596 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:37,992 #To say good-bye # 597 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:40,961 #But the dawn is breakin'# 598 00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:43,097 #It's early morn # 599 00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:44,835 #A taxi's waiting # 600 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:46,706 #He's blowing his horn # 601 00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:50,008 #Already I'm so lonesome # 602 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:53,915 #I could die # 603 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,249 #So kiss me # 604 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,881 #And smile for me # 605 00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:02,425 #Tell me that you'll wait for me # 606 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,758 #Hold me like you'll never # 607 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:10,164 #Let me go # 608 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:12,759 #'Cause I'm leaving # 609 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,465 #On a jet plane # 610 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:19,772 #Don't know when I'll be back again # 611 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,641 #Oh, babe # 612 00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:26,115 #I hate to go # 613 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,846 #But I'm leaving # 614 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,980 #On a jet plane # 615 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:35,958 # Don't know when I'll be back again # 616 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:39,326 #Oh, babe # 617 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:42,423 - #I hate to go ## - I heard he's having a baby. 618 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,128 That's why he gave Figgins his notice. 619 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,194 Really? 620 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:14,154 Need help grading those papers? 621 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,963 It's actually an application for H.W. Menken. They're hiring. 622 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:22,201 Come on. Accounting is sexy. 623 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,969 I'll miss you. 624 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:31,674 - Before you leave, can you do me a favor? - Yeah. 625 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:35,276 I made an appointment for you tomorrow... in the career center. 626 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:37,844 You need some guidance. 627 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,890 I'm having a kid, Emma. 628 00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:41,948 What I need is better benefits. 629 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:44,551 Just come, Will, for me. 630 00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:55,394 - Didn't see you at Glee Club today. - Is that still happening? 631 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:56,997 - I've taken over. - Oh. 632 00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:59,565 I'm interim director, but I expect the position will become permanent. 633 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,839 - Hi, Finn. RuPaul. - Hey. 634 00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:05,075 - What are you doing talking to her? - Oh... 635 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:08,812 Science project. We're partners. 636 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,877 Christ Crusaders tonight at 5:00, my house. 637 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,048 Sounds great. 638 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:17,186 Look, I should go. 639 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:19,320 I can't do Glee anymore. It conflicts with... 640 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:21,365 Your reputation? 641 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:24,333 You've really got something, Finn, and you're throwing it away. 642 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:27,735 - L-I'm gonna be late. - You can't keep worrying about what people think. 643 00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:30,730 You're better than all of them. 644 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,779 What do you want me to do, apologize? 645 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,841 That's not me, dude. 646 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,719 Look, if I joined the flag team, you'd beat the crap out of me. 647 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,783 I just don't understand why you did it. 648 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:53,352 Schuester told me he'd give me enough extra credit to pass Spanish if I joined the club. 649 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:56,730 I didn't have a choice. If I failed another class, I'd be off the team. 650 00:38:56,801 --> 00:39:00,532 Look, it's over. Okay? I quit. Anything else? 651 00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,538 No, that's it. 652 00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:07,066 And as a welcome back to the world of the normal, I got you a present. 653 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,739 What's that noise? 654 00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:14,442 Oh, God! Help! Help! 655 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,952 - Helpl - Is someone in there? 656 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:20,252 We got that wheelchair kid inside. We're gonna flip it. 657 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:21,951 Isn't that kind of dangerous? 658 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,823 He's already in a wheelchair. 659 00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:26,488 Come on, dude. We saved you the first roll. 660 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,634 Oh! 661 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,068 Thank you. Thank you so much. 662 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,807 Thank you. Oh, my God. The smell. 663 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,003 What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser. 664 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:44,809 Don't you get it, man? We're all losers. 665 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,679 Everyone in this school. 666 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,447 Hell, everyone in this town. 667 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,512 Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college. 668 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:55,252 And... And two will leave the state to do it. 669 00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:59,524 I'm not afraid of being called a loser, 'cause I can accept that that's what I am. 670 00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:03,265 But I am afraid of turning my back on something... 671 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:06,167 that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life. 672 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,331 So, what? Are you quitting to join Homo Explosion? 673 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,841 No. I'm doing both. 674 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:15,003 'Cause you can't win without me, and neither can they. 675 00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:24,178 - Go, gol - Track, track, track, Ronnie. 676 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:29,124 #Shadows searching in the nights # 677 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:34,553 #Streetlights people # 678 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:37,692 # Living just to find emotion # 679 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:41,636 #Hiding somewhere # 680 00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:46,699 #In the night ## 681 00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:49,912 Look, you guys. These steps are not hard. 682 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,811 I've been doing them since preschool. 683 00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:54,578 I'm sorry. Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you. 684 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:58,679 I know what I'm talking about. I won my first dance competition when I was three months old! 685 00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:04,353 - This is a closed rehearsal. - Look, I owe you guys an apology. 686 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,761 I never should've quit. 687 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:11,165 I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people. 688 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,227 - That was you? - You and your friends threw pee balloons at me. 689 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,569 - I know. - You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof. 690 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,700 I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry. 691 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:23,042 Look, that isn't who I am, and I'm tired of it. 692 00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:26,082 This is what I want to be doing, with you guys. 693 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,449 I used to think that this was, like, the lamest thing on earth... 694 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,681 and maybe it is. 695 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:34,349 But we're all here for the same reason... 696 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:36,791 'cause we want to be good at something. 697 00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:41,056 Artie, you play guitar, right? 698 00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:44,259 - Think you could recruit the jazz band? - I do have pull there. 699 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,269 All right. 700 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,773 Mercedes, we need new costumes, and they have got to be cool. Can you do that? 701 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,070 Damn! Don't you see what I've got on? 702 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,940 Rachel, you can do choreography. 703 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,880 Tina, what are you good at? 704 00:41:57,948 --> 00:42:00,815 - Uh... Uh... - We'll figure something out for you. 705 00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:03,319 And what are you bringing to the table, Justin Timberlake? 706 00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,856 I've got the music. 707 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,755 I want to show you something. 708 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,993 I did a little research. 709 00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:26,440 And this is a tape I found in the library of the '93 team at Nationals. 710 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,671 Let's dance! 711 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:36,751 - #Ah, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh # - Do you know who that is? 712 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,651 # I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh # 713 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,986 - # That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh # - That's you, Will. 714 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,720 #I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh When you take me by the hand # 715 00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:46,160 That's you happier than I've ever seen you. 716 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,061 #And tell me I'm your loving man # 717 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:50,862 That was the greatest moment of my life. 718 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:54,598 - Why? - Because I loved what I was doing. 719 00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:58,802 Yeah, I knew before we were halfway through with that number that we were gonna win. 720 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,573 And being a part of that, in that moment... 721 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:12,545 I knew who I was in the world. 722 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,329 And the only time I felt... I felt that way since then... 723 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:27,370 was when Terri told me I was gonna be a father. 724 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:35,404 No. No. I need to provide for my family. 725 00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:37,811 But provide what exactly? 726 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:40,907 The understanding that money is the most important thing? 727 00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:44,785 Or the idea that the only life worth living... 728 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:47,517 is one that you're really passionate about, Will? 729 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:24,185 #Just a small town girl # 730 00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:28,425 # Living in a lonely world # 731 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,558 #She took the midnight train # 732 00:44:30,634 --> 00:44:34,070 #Going anywhere # 733 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:39,941 #Just a city boy # 734 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:43,969 # Born and raised in south Detroit # 735 00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:46,915 # He took the midnight train # 736 00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:50,249 #Going anywhere # 737 00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,326 # Da-da # 738 00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:03,264 #Asinger in a smoky room # 739 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,131 #Asmell of wine and cheap perfume # 740 00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:09,570 # For a smile they can share the night # 741 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:14,077 # It goes on and on and on and on # 742 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:17,602 #Strangers waiting # 743 00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:21,242 - # Da-da # - # Up and down the boulevard # 744 00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:24,810 #Their shadows searching # 745 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:27,652 # In the night # 746 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,317 # Da-da # 747 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:33,523 #Streetlight people # 748 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:37,158 # Living just to find emotion # 749 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:41,170 # Hiding somewhere # 750 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:45,106 #In the night # 751 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,946 #Working hard to get my fill # 752 00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:57,384 # Da-da-da # 753 00:45:57,454 --> 00:46:00,981 # Everybody wants a thrill # 754 00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:03,891 #Rayin'anything to roll the dice # 755 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:08,455 #Just one more time # 756 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,466 #Some will win # 757 00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,002 #Some will lose # 758 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:16,233 #Some will only sing the blues # 759 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:19,241 #And now the movie never ends # 760 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:23,905 # It goes on and on and on and on # 761 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:36,516 #Don't stop believing # 762 00:46:36,593 --> 00:46:39,153 # Hold on to that feeling # 763 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:44,098 #Streetlight people Oh-oh-oh # 764 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:46,932 #Oh-oh # 765 00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:50,701 #Don't stop believing # 766 00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:54,543 # Hold on to that feeling # 767 00:46:54,611 --> 00:46:59,810 #Streetlight people Oh-oh-oh # 768 00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:02,511 #Oh, oh # 769 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:04,952 # Don't stop # 770 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:12,018 Good, guys. It's a nine. 771 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:15,223 We need a 10. Rachel, you need to hit the ones and the fives. 772 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:18,200 Finn, I think if we worked on it, you could hit a high "B." 773 00:47:18,268 --> 00:47:20,133 So does this mean you're staying? 774 00:47:21,905 --> 00:47:25,068 It would kill me to see you win Nationals without me. 775 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,239 From the top.